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[upbeat music]

- ♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

all: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

[Mario theme playing]

- Yeah! [hollering]

[all giggling, chattering]

- [laughing] Catch, Summer!

- I got it! I--

Don't got it.

- Well at least the balloon didn't pop you!

- [giggles] Yeah!

Wait. That can happen?

- Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

- What's gonna be great?

- Yeah, whatcha doing, Fozzie?

- Check this out!

Ta-da! A poster for my very first

Funny Joke Show! What do you think?

All: Wow, cool!

- I want everyone to be there!

- Don't worry, Fozzie, nothing can keep me

from seeing my best pal's first show!

- Nothing can keep me from seeing it either!

Except a really, really angry hippopotamus.

Then you're on your own. Right, Camilla?

- [clucks]

- We'll all be there. We wouldn't miss it!

- Moi neither.

And if you need any help, just ask!

I am an expert performer!

[clears throat]

♪ Me me me me me me me me meeeee! ♪

See?

- Uh-- Right. - Right.

- Gosh, thanks!

- Don't forget to save me a seat, too, Fozzie!

I'm very excited for your Funny Joke Show!

- Me too, Miss Nanny! I've been practicing,

and practicing, and practicing, and practicing,

and pra-- - We get the picture.

- And practicing.

- Well, I'm sure it'll be a hit.

And I'm making a special snack

to celebrate all your hard work!

Strawberry muffins!

[all chattering excitedly]

- Animal help!

- [laughs] That's right! Animal and Piggy picked

all of these strawberries themselves!

- You may hold your applause.

- Okay. - Hmph!

- As soon as the snacks are ready,

we can start the show! You kids play in the meantime.

[all chattering]

- Hey, Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf,

are you coming to my Funny Joke Show?

- Sure, kid. If he ever stops playing that video game.

- I can't get the hang of it.

It's making me really grumpy!

- Then why don't you turn it off?

- Are you kidding? I love being grumpy!

Both: Do ho ho ho!

- Great! So I'll put you down as a "maybe!"

- Yeah, sure, kid.

Let's go do something fun before the show.

- Like go to the dentist?

Both: Do ho ho ho!

- Hey, what's this?

[game beeps, plays arcade music]

[gasps] A video game? Oh!

[grunting]

- [robot voice] You did it.

- Wow, I did it!

- [giggles] Hey, you guys!

Guess what I found? - A secret kingdom ruled

by talking anteaters?

- What? No, I-- I found a video game!

- [gasps]

- Really? - Cool!

- Oh! It's a secret kingdom ruled by talking anteaters

inside a video game! Classic.

- Uh, no, Gonzo. It's called "Jumpy Jetpack!"

- [robotic voice] You. Did it.

[all exclaiming]

- Animal want play!

- Sure, Animal. - Oh, oh, Kermie,

canmoi have a turn too?

- And me! - I'd like to try it!

- Yeah! - [clucks]

- Oh, wait a second, you guys.

There's only one game, and--

One, two, five, uh-- 17, no wait!

117 of us!

- Fozzie, there's only six of us!

- [clucks] - I mean seven!

- Seven? That's a lot!

- Hang on, I think I may know a way

we can all play together!

Watch this! [video game beeping]

Let's play!

- Hi-yah!

- To adventure!

- Wee!

- Animal time!

- Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka!

[all exclaiming]

- We're inside the game!

But where's Camilla?

She was just here.

Camilla!

That's weird, she loves video games!

- [gasps] Look how high moi can jump!

- [laughs] Me too! Woo-hoo!

- Come on, let's try it!

- But Kermit, I really need to get back

for my Funny Joke Show!

Nanny's muffins will be done soon!

- Let's just take a quick look around.

Then we'll go right back!

- Okay. If it's just a quick look.

- Now you're talking! Just a few minutes.

Come on! [game theme plays]

- Frog-a-bunga! - Bear-a-bunga!

- [giggling] Yay!

- Woo-hoo, cool! - Ha-ha!

- You were right, Kermit, that was great!

Kermit? - Woah, look at that!

All: Ooh!

- I saw this when I was playing before!

It's the Power Up Double Power Punch Power Pack!

- [Miss Piggy gasps] All: Ooh!

- This is the most powerful part of the game!

It gives you a super power energy boost!

Watch! Yeah!

- Wow, Kermit looks like he's having fun!

- Ye-e-eah!

- Wow! The Power Up Power Pack gives Kermit

a ton of extra, um--

You know, uh--

- Power? - Yes!

Wait. How did you know what I was thinking?

- Oh, brother. [video game music plays]

- You guys! That music means the game's starting!

- [excited squeal] How do we play, Kermit?

- To win, we have to make it up to that door,

on the very top level!

But there will be lots of tricky things in our way!

[gasps] Like that!

- Uh-oh, looks like we've got a "berry" big problem!

Berry big problem? Huh? Wocka wocka!

- This is no time for jokes, Fozzie.

It's time for: Piggy Power!

Hi-yah!

[all cheering]

[Pacman sound effect] - [munching]

- I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it!

[clears throat]

I mean, yeah. No biggie.

- [giggles] Kermit, this game

is the super-coolest!

- [eating noisily] And tasty!

[belches] Excuse me.

- Yeah! - Woo-hoo!

- We're doing great, you guys!

Let's keep playing!

- Uh, how much longer, Kermit?

I love this game, but I wouldn't want to be late

for my Funny Joke Show.

- Don't worry, Fozzie, just a few more minutes!

- That's what he said a few minutes ago.

[disappointed groan]

- Oh, no. How are we going to get past

those giant balloons?

- [laughing]

Animal pop! [grunts]

[blubbers] [groans]

- Step aside. This looks like another job for:

Piggy Power!

Hi-i-i-yah!

[defeated music] - Try. Again.

- Piggy? You okay?

- Ahem! I'm fabulous, as always!

But we'll never get past those balloons!

It's impossible!

- Don't say that! We just have to use our heads!

- [gasps] Gonzo! You're absolutely right!

- I am? I mean, I am!

- I can use my head!

This part of my head!

[arcade music]

- Atta, penguin!

- Yay! It's working!

[all cheering]

- Come on, you guys, let's go!

- But, what about my show?

[disappointed groan]

- Careful, guys. This is the boss level.

The toughest part of the game.

- So, maybe we should go home.

Right, Kermit? To see my Funny Joke Show?

- Home? We can't go home now!

Look at how close we are to winning!

[victory music]

Just a few more minutes, please?

It'll only take-- [thudding steps]

- What did you say? I couldn't hear you

because of that giant chicken standing behind you!

- Oh, I just said we're really close to--

Wha-a-a?

[dramatic music]

- [deep cluck]

[all screaming]

- What's that? - It's the boss!

It's the toughest monster in the whole game!

Camilla-zilla! - [deep cluck]

- I knew she wouldn't miss out on a video game.

- You guys, this is it! If we get past Camilla-zilla,

we win the whole game!

- Kermie! Maybe you can jump over her

with your Power Up Double Power Punch Power Pack!

- Piggy, that's it! You're brilliant!

- Hmph. I knew that.

- So let's do this!

[thrilling music]

- Go, Kermit!

- Come on, come on!

♪ ♪

- We're about to win the game! I'm so excited!

- Well, I'm not. [record scratch]

- Wait, what?

Hold on a second, Camilla.

[game over music]

- Fozzie? Is everything alright?

- No. Everything is all wrong.

Kermit, you said a few minutes a few minutes ago.

What about my Funny Joke Show?

I practiced, and practiced.

All: And practiced, and practiced.

- And practiced! Phew.

- Aww, gee, Fozzie. I didn't mean to make you sad.

- I know you didn't, Kermit.

But you haven't been listening to me!

- I'm sorry. I was just having so much fun

playing the game, I-- I guess I forgot

what's really important. But you know what?

It's "Game Over" for this frog!

I'm using the Power Pack to fly us home!

Everyone, grab on!

[all cheering]

All: Yay!

[all cheering, giggling]

- We're back!

- That was awesome!

- Sorry we left before you had a chance

to win, Kermit. - I did win!

I put my best friend first!

Because you're way more important to me than any game!

- Aww, thanks!

- Kids! The muffins are ready! Let's get that show started!

- Uh-oh! I'd better hurry!

I've got a show to put on!

[Animal laughing]

[all giggling]

- Uh, Miss Nanny? - Oh, hi, Kermit!

- I found this in the grass over there.

- Oh, I bet it belongs to Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf!

I'll return it to them. I hear it's a good game.

- Oh, it is. But not as good as a good friend!

- Oh, so excited to see the show! Yay!

- Hiya, hiya, hiya, wocka, wocka, wocka!

And welcome to The Funny Joke Show!

Hosted by me, Fozzie Bear!

[all cheering]

All: Leap frog, leap frog!

- Frogs of a Feather!

- Wee! - Wee, ha-ha-ha!

- Psst! Animal! Hit it!

- Okay! [drum roll]

[cymbal crash] - Good morning, Playroom!

Ah! [all greeting]

- Hiya, Fozzie! - Hey, Kermit!

What's a frog's favorite candy?

A lolli-hop! Huh? Wocka wocka!

- [laughs] You know I love frog jokes!

- 'Course I do! I know my best buddy

like the back of my hand!

- That's actually the front of your hand.

- It is? Oh, you're right!

[Fozzie and Kermit laughing]

- Good morning, sunshines!

I've got a surprise today!

- [gasps] You're finally letting us get

a classroom pet?

And it's an ostrich? - No.

- Aww. - But, you are

going to meet someone new! - New friend, new friend!

[doorbell rings] - There he is now!

- Come on, ostrich! Ostrich, ostrich, ostrich!

- Everyone,

I'd like you to meet: Carlos!

He's our guest today!

- Um... Hello!

[gasps] - [sniffs] Frog.

- Rats. Not an ostrich.

- Welcome, Carlos! - Whoa!

- Isn't that cool, Kermit? He's a frog, just like you!

- Yeah, that is pretty cool!

Hi-ho, Carlos!

- Um... Ho-hi!

- Carlos is a little shy. Maybe one of you

could be his buddy today, and show him around?

- Oh, oh, I'll do it!

Wanna get launched from a canon

with a bag of pretzel sticks?

- Well that's a very... fun idea, Gonzo.

Who else would like to help show Carlos around?

- Oh, oh, I'll do it!

'Cause I know frogs!

- Ha-ha-ha, you sure do!

- All right, you kids have fun.

I'm gonna bring the chickens their breakfast.

[clucking]

- Don't worry, Carlos. Visiting our playroom

is just like taking a vacation for a day!

- Have you ever been on a vacation, Carlos?

- This one time, I stayed in a fancy hotel

with my Mom and Dad.

That place was incredible!

It had room service and everything!

- So you like hotels? Well, why don't we

make a hotel that's just for frogs like you!

- You... You can do that?

- Of course!

Welcome to: The Five Star Froggy Hotel!

- Um... It's very... Froggy.

- Of course! Because here at the Five Star Froggy Hotel,

we know what frogs like!

Let me take you on a special tour,

since you're the VIF.

That means Very Important Frog.

But first, let's get someone to take your luggage.

[whistles] - [Animal cackling]

- Wow! Those things look fast!

- What do you say, Carlos? Want to race?

[tires squealing] - Oh! That sounds like fun!

- Not now, Gonzo! Because I have a game

every frog loves!

- Oop! - Leapfrog!

- It's Kermit's favorite game!

- It sure is! Woo!

[all laughing]

- Come on, Carlos, your turn!

- Um, I don't really feel like playing leapfrog.

- Ah, you want to see a room, dontcha?

Come on, follow me!

I know all of Kermit's favorite things!

- Whoa! - So I made sure this room

is a lily pad paradise for you!

See, it's green, which I know

is every frog's favorite color!

- Actually, my favorite color is--

- I know! Green! And we can watch

all of Kermit's favorite movies on TV!

"Diary of a Wimpy Tadpole,"

"Frog to the Future,"

"Ribbit Without a Cause."

- O-o-or, you could get shot out of a canon,

with my best friend, Potato!

[explosion] - Oh, that sounds like fun!

[clang] - Walk it off, potato.

- But Carlos, take a look at this.

[crickets chirping]

Hear those crickets? Makes you feel

like you're back home in the swamp, huh?

- Oh. That's why it's so hot in here.

- Yep! So, do you like it?

- I-- - I knew it! You love it!

- [weary sigh]

- Oh, these guys again? No, you don't want to watch this.

- Oh! - Hello!

- Oh, yeah! And here comes

the Five Star Froggy Hotel's famous...

- [singing] Room service!

- Well, I guess I could have a snack.

What is it? Pizza? A burger?

A giant ice cream sundae as big as my head?

- Nope. I ordered you a snack I knew you'd love:

French flies! Flies:Bon jour!

- Ew! [screams]

Get away from me! Get away get away!

- Le no! - It doesn't look like

Carlos is having that much fun.

Are you sure he likes all this swampy stuff?

- [Carlos screams] - Sure, I'm sure!

Kermit's my best friend, I know everything about frogs!

Just look how happy he is!

- [grunting]

- If you say so.

- Get away, get away, get away!

Phew! - So, you like music, Carlos?

- Well, yeah, I-- - Then wait 'till you see this!

Feast your ears on the Five Star Froggy Hotel's

house band: Kermit and the Ribbits!

[jazz music] - [jazz scatting]

- Drum solo! [babbling]

- Wait, wait, hold it! - Huh?

- Animal, Carlos is a frog! He doesn't want drums.

He wants banjo music!

- Banjo music? That's it! I have something to say!

And the best way to say it-- 'scuse me, Kermit--

is like this. [knuckles cracking]

[piano solo]

♪ Just because I'm a frog ♪

♪ Everybody says ♪

♪ "Carlos, I know what you like because ♪

♪ "Every frog is the same" ♪

♪ But that brings me down ♪

♪ When people talk that way ♪

♪ 'Cause every frog is special ♪

♪ In his own special froggily way ♪

♪ I got the lily pad blues ♪

♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Yeah, if you want to be friends ♪

♪ With this amphibian, you ought to ask me ♪

♪ A question or two about what I like ♪

♪ 'Cause it might be different than him ♪

♪ Yeah, every frog is special ♪

♪ In his own special froggily way ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

Carlos out.

- So what you're saying is,

you want more banjo! - No-o-o!

You guys keep making me do stuff I don't want to do!

- What do you mean? Frogs love the color green,

and flies, and playing the banjo!

- Those are things Kermit loves.

And I'm not Kermit! I'm Carlos!

And I'm not having any fun!

I'm just gonna wait over there

for my Mommy to pick me up.

- Aww. I was supposed to make Carlos feel welcome,

but I just made him sad.

- You guys really should have let me

shoot him out of a canon. All: Gonzo!

- What? I don't hear any other suggestions.

- I don't get it. I thought Carlos

would love the Five Star Froggy Hotel.

- We know, Fozzy. You did all that stuff

because you know Kermit likes it!

- Hey, yeah! I shouldn't have treated him like Kermit,

I should have treated him like Carlos!

He's a totally different frog!

Ah? Toad-ally? That's a good one!

All: Fonzie! - Ha-ha, frog jokes.

- But, I should let Carlos do the things he likes to do!

- But even though Carlos and I are both frogs,

maybe not all frogs like the same things.

- So what does Carlos like?

- I know! - Not. Canons.

- I wasn't gonna say canons!

I was totally gonna say canons.

- Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's go ask Carlos what he likes!

Come on, Carlos. I've got one more thing to show you.

- But, but-- - I shouldn't have thought

you were the same as Kermit just because you're both frogs.

So, welcome to Hotel Chez Carlos!

- But it doesn't look any different.

- That's because we haven't re-decorated

with all the things you like!

So, what do you like, Carlos?

- Well, I'm glad you asked.

Hit it! - What? Oh, okay!

[drum solo]

- Ha-ha! Now this, I like!

[upbeat music]

♪ Popcorn, checkerboards, pizza parties, pineapples ♪

♪ Surfboards, headphones, picture books, sandcastles ♪

♪ Top hats, backpacks, telephones, bell peppers ♪

♪ Aww yeah, that's what this frog likes ♪

♪ I like drum sets, race cars ♪

♪ Sugary confections, singing crazy songs ♪

- This is not what I expected!

♪ Flash lights, egg whites, googly eyes ♪

♪ Aww yeah, that's what this frog likes ♪

♪ Riding tricycles 'round the playroom ♪

♪ With my brand new friends ♪

♪ If you wanna get to know somebody ♪

♪ Just gotta ask a couple questions of 'em ♪

♪ So tell us what you like ♪

♪ I like the color blue! ♪

♪ Whatchoo like? - Eating ice cream ♪

♪ With all of you! ♪ - ♪ Whatchoo like? ♪

♪ Getting excited and shouting "Woo!" ♪

♪ Oh yeah, that's what this frog likes ♪

[all cheering]

[doorbell rings] - Carlos!

Your mom's here to pick you up!

- Aww. Already?

- [giggles] Sounds like you had a good day.

- Yeah! I can't wait to come back again!

- And I hope you all had fun getting to know Carlos!

- We sure did!

- Sorry I thought you like all the same things

Kermit does. But I am glad

we did get to know you, after all!

- Me too!

- Now I got two froggy friends!

[all laughing]

- See you guys later! All: Bye, Carlos!

- And next time, let's fire me

out of Gonzo's canon into a pool of grape jelly!

- Yes!

- Carlos, out.

- Wow. - Well, to each his own.

- Grape jelly. Classic.

- Boy, Carlos and I really are different.

I would have picked vanilla pudding.

- Good idea, let's try it! - Whoa!

[canon fires] - [hollers]

- Heh-heh, that was fun!

[upbeat music]

- [giggles]

- Wocka wocka!

- [clucks] - [chirps]

[car horn honks]

♪ ♪

- Yay!

♪ ♪

- Yay!

[grunts]

♪ ♪

- Ooh!

♪ ♪