Original subtitles

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies, they'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

- Wocka wocka. - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

babies: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

- "Playground Pirates."

Yarr.

Hmm? - Ha-ha.

- Hmm.

[all chattering]

- [growling]

- Ahh. A sea monster.

- Ha-ha-ha-ha. Animal love making art.

- Check it out, you guys.

Have you ever seen something so Gonzoriffic?

- Hmm, I don't think it looks like you.

- I think he alreadynose.

Get it? Ha-ha, nose?

- I know what it needs.

Glitter storm.

[giggles]

Perfect.

- Huh, not bad.

- I watered the vegetables, then fed the chicks...

I don't see it anywhere.

- Hmm, I wonder what Miss Nanny's doing.

- Hey, Miss Nanny, what are you looking for?

- Have you kids seen my earring?

- Does it look like this?

- No, it looks like this.

I was wearing both earrings this morning.

I don't know where I could have lost the other one.

- We'll help you find it, Miss Nanny.

- Thank you, Kermit, but I couldn't

ask you to help me with this.

You keep playing.

I'll find it.

Oh, maybe it's in the kitchen.

- Well, even though Miss Nanny didn't

ask for our help, we could still

look for her earring.

- If we go to all the places Miss Nanny went today,

maybe we'll see where she dropped it.

- Hey, she watered the garden earlier.

- Garden, check.

- Oh, I saw her feed the chicks.

- Chicken coop, uh-huh.

- Nanny was near the sandbox too.

- Got it. Merry-go-round.

- And the merry-go-round... there.

This is everywhere Miss Nanny went this morning.

- Hey, that kinda looks like a treasure map.

You know, like what pirates use to find buried treasure with.

[together] Ooh, treasure.

- I've always wanted to be a pirate,

like Black Beard or Long John Silver.

Come on, let's sail the seas and hunt

for Nanny's lost treasure.

[all chattering]

Yar, 'tis I, Captain Greenbeard at the wheel.

all: Yay.

- Arr ye ready, my faithful crew?

[together] Aye aye, Captain Greenbeard.

- Ba'glock.

- Then off we go.

[cheers]

[seagull squawking]

- Uh, why aren't we moving?

- Uh, should we be doing something?

- Oh, uh, no, no. Uh, just one sec.

[grunting]

Oopsie. - Ba'glock.

- I can't ask the others to help me.

I'm in charge like Miss Nanny,

and when you're in charge, you can't ask for help.

You do everything yourself. - Ba'glock.

[together] Yay.

- Umm...I meant to do that.

All right, my pirate crew, off to adventure.

Yarr!

[together] Yarr!

[upbeat music]

♪ Yo ho oh we're a merry band of pirates ♪

♪ Sailing on the sea ♪

♪ Off on a hunt for Nanny's treasure ♪

- Treasure!

[together] ♪ Oh an uppity and muppety ♪

♪ And merry bunch are we ♪

♪ And we always do our pirating together ♪

- Yo-ho.

- ♪ Hoist up the anchor, swab the deck ♪

- I got it. I got it.

Let's do some navigating with the map.

- I'll take that.

- ♪ Grab a rope and tighten up the sails ♪

- No need for that.

♪ Everybody stand aside ♪

♪ Because the captain's here ♪

♪ Yes when you're a pirate captain ♪

♪ You've no need of any help ♪

♪ Out on the ocean buccaneering ♪

- Wha?

- ♪ Being the one in charge means you do ♪

♪ Everything yourself ♪

[together] Huh?

- So follow me and we'll find Nanny's earring ♪

Phew.

Ooh!

- So, Captain, which way do we go to find the treasure?

- Oh, umm...this way, I think.

- Ba'glock.

- Umm. Or maybe that way. Hmm.

- Well, do you need help navigating?

I know how to read maps.

- Aha. Animal drive.

- No! I mean, don't worry, guys.

I can do it. What kind of captain

would I be if I needed help?

- Oh, okay, if you say so.

- [groans]

Animal no drive.

- Yup. It's definitely that way.

- Ba'glock.

- That's what I said. That way.

See? I know what I'm doing.

[thunder booming]

- Uh, Captain Greenbeard, are you sure this is the right way?

- Uh, yup, towards the merry-go-whirlpool.

[thunder booming]

Yikes. I-I mean, uh... don't worry,

Captain Greenbeard can get us through this storm.

Besides, how much worse can it get?

[thunder booming and wind howling]

Ohh, I had to ask.

- Glitter storm!

- [panting]

- I'll bring in the anchor.

- I'll strike the sail!

- Wait. Everybody stop and take cover.

I'll get us out of this.

[together] Aww. Okay. That's no fun.

- [panting]

Whoa!

[panting]

[grunting]

Whoa!

[grunting]

Wah! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

[together] Ahh!

- [giggling]

[together] Wha...ooh! Ooh!

- See? I told you I could do it.

[all groaning]

- Yo-ho-ho.

- And off we go.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Hmm. There's the whirlpool,

but there's still no sign of Nanny's treasure.

I wonder if the-- - Captain Greenbeard.

- Ahh! - Iceberg ahoy.

- We're in warm waters. There aren't any icebergs.

- Really? What are those big orange things

with the tentacles called, then?

[together] Sea monster!

- Ohhh, right...

Ahh!

- All right, something exciting to do.

- Let's get it!

- No, let's try to be its friend.

- Sea monster friend!

- Wait, Animal.

- Love sea monster.

Wahh! Ugh!

No friend?

[together] Ahh!

- Fear not, Captain Greenbeard is here.

It's the captain's job to save his crew.

- But, Kermie, we want to play with the sea monster too.

Can't we help you fight it off?

- Or befriend it?

- I'll handle it.

Away with ye, uh... sea monster.

- [babbling]

- Gulp. Uh-oh.

Ahh! - Ba'glock!

[all gasp]

- Wow. - I know how to save him.

I just need a ping-pong paddle, a bowl of guacamole, and--

- Don't worry, guys. I can figure this out myself.

I hope.

- Uh, are you sure you don't need any help,

Captain Greenbeard?

- Ahh! No.

Whoa! I got it.

Whoa! It's all good.

Ahh!

- Ba'glock.

- [chuckling]

- Hey, are you ticklish?

- Hmm? Mm-mm.

- Well, if you're not ticklish,

then I can do this.

Tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle- tickle.

Tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle- tickle.

- [laughing] - Tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle.

Tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle. Tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle

Tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle.

Ahh!

- [laughing]

- Hey, I did it.

- [groans] Terrific.

- Ba'glock! Ba'glock! Ba'glock! Ba'glock!

- What's she trying to say?

- It sounds like, "Land ho."

- What that mean?

[together] Whoa!

- Oh, that's what she's trying to say.

- Miss Nanny's treasure must be here.

- How do you know?

- Just a hunch.

- Ba'glock.

- Aren't you guys coming?

- Mm, I think we're just gonna hang out here, Kermit.

You can go ahead without us.

- Yeah, we're not having any fun.

[together] Yeah.

- You're not? Well, I'm glad you told me.

- Yeah?

- You stay here and have some fun

while I, Captain Greenbeard,

get the treasure myself.

[together] Awww.

- He's never going to let us help.

- [whistling]

- [clucking]

- [gasps] There it is, Nanny's earring, the treasure.

I did it!

Oop. Uh-oh.

Oh, no.

This machine must be to keep away pirates.

So how do I get to the treasure?

- [clucking]

- I don't need to ask for help.

I can figure this out myself.

If I lift this here, it...no...

and if I turn that, it-- wait.

That rolls down, and...aww.

- [clucking]

- I just can't figure this out, not alone anyway.

I'm gonna have to ask the others for help.

- Treasure?

- No.

I'm sorry, guys.

I guess I'm not as good a captain as I thought I was.

I...I need your help.

- Actually, Kermit, that makes you a great captain.

There's nothing wrong with asking for help.

- Especially when your crew is as smart

and be-yoo-tiful asmoi.

- Yeah, we're like a team.

We want to help each other.

- Well, in that case,

I think we need to get that treasure together.

- Lead the way.

[together] Yay.

[all chattering]

- Ready, crew?

[together] Aye aye, captain.

Aye aye, captain.

- Affirmative.

- Go!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Hii-ya!

- Yes...

Come on, come on...

[together] Yay!

- Thanks, guys.

I never could've done this by myself.

- Ba'glock.

- [gasps] My earring.

Thank you, Kermit.

I can't believe you found it.

- Actually Miss Nanny, we all found it together.

- Gosh, I should've just let you help me earlier.

It would've saved me a lot of trouble.

- There's nothing wrong with asking

for a hand, Miss Nanny.

It's the end of a successful adventure

for the pirate crew of Captain--

Hey, where's my sword?

- When did you last see it?

- [gasps] Oh no.

You must have lost it when we were fighting the sea monster.

- Guys, will you all help me get it back?

I don't want to do it alone.

- Of course we will.

- Then let's set sail together.

Yarr!

[together] Yarr! Yo-ho-ho!

[upbeat music]

- Ta-da.

"The Blanket Fort."

Come on.

- [sighs] Do you think Summer and Piggy are done

with their big surprise yet?

- It's been a bajillion years.

- No, only ten minutes.

- I know; that's like a bajillion in kid years.

- Hi, guys.

Why don't we pass the time with some soccer?

- Who could play soccer at a time like this?

- Don't worry; Piggy told us it would be ready

when we hear the royal fanfare.

[horn fanfare]

[all chattering]

- The royal fanfare.

- Whee-hee-hee!

Greetings, Muppets of the Royal Playroom.

It is I, Princess Summer.

[horn fanfare]

♪ ♪

- Oh, oh.

It is my pleasure to announce the arrival

of Her Majesty, Princess--

- Hmm.

- Pardon me, Queen Piggy.

[crickets chirping]

- Clap for your queen.

[together] Oh, okay. Oh, yeah.

- Thank you. Thank you.

As your beeyoootiful and powerful queen,

I kindly order you to join the Princess and moi

on a journey to a magical land.

- You'll love it. Follow us.

- Oh, wow. Oh, I can't wait.

-Oh! - Whoops.

After you, Your Swineness.

- Excuse me?

I mean, Your Highness.

- Hmm.

Are you ready?

Feast your eyes upon our blanket fort.

[together] Oooh.

- Fort-tastic.

- But it's not just any old blanket for.

No, it is a blanket kingdom!

[horn fanfare]

- What makes it a blanket kingdom?

- Step inside and find out.

Welcome to the kingdom of Blanketonia.

[together] Wow.

- This land is made of many rooms:

the Pillow Palace, the Bunny Ballroom, Twinkle Tower...

- And don't forget, the Blanket Dungeon.

[dramatic music]

- We built a dungeon? Why?

- Duh, for people who break the rules.

[together] Rules?

- The rules of the Blanket Kingdom.

You can't have a kingdom without them.

- I didn't know we had to make rules.

- That's because you're the Princess.

It's the queen's duty to make the rules.

- [beeps]

- Write this down.

[horn fanfare]

♪ ♪

♪ There is no yelling, no racing ♪

♪ No breaking things ♪

♪ There shall be no making of a mess ♪

- Uh, Piggy--

- ♪ No licking of the walls, no basketballs ♪

♪ Clothing must be permanently pressed ♪

♪ No sniffling, no sneezing, no bickering ♪

♪ My kingdom shall stay tidy and clean ♪

- But, but--

- ♪ No croissants or baguettes ♪

♪ Oh and before I forget ♪

♪ There is no saying no to the queen ♪

♪ ♪

- Uh, Queen Piggy, this doesn't sound like much fun.

- Silence! The queen is speaking.

♪ Yes, I'm sorry, but it's true ♪

♪ To the dungeon with you ♪

♪ If you dare say no to the queen ♪

Did you get all that?

- [beeps]

Perfect. Now we can have fun.

Princess Summer, lead the way.

- And now, if you will properly

proceed past the Penguin Plaza

to the Pillow Palace, please.

- That has more Ps than my dinner last night.

Wocka wocka.

- Sheesh. - [groans]

- What? Not all my jokes can be winners.

- Welcome to our pillow paradise.

[together] Wow. Pillow-tastic.

- Ooh, this seems like a perfect place for a--

- Pillow fight!

- Whoo-whoo-whoo!

[laughter]

- Oh!

- Whoo-whoo-whoo! - Whoa!

- Missed me.

- Oh! Hmph!

- For Blanketonia!

[dramatic music]

[wind whooshing]

I, uh...may have gone too far.

- [groaning]

You broke it!

And just look at the mess you made.

That's against the rules.

See, no messes and no breaking things.

- Well, technically I ripped it, so...

- To the Blanket Dungeon.

[dramatic music]

Blanket patrol.

- Hey, wait, I'm innocent.

It was the frog.

- Toodles.

- Uh, Queen Piggy?

Are you sure that was necessary?

- Rules are rules.

Shall we continue?

- Behold...

[imitates horn fanfare]

The Bunny Ballroom.

- [panting]

Bunny...

Animal love bunnies!

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ha-ha-ha!

- What's that?

Did I hear...yelling?

- Animal love bunnies!

- I-I-I didn't hear any yelling.

Did you hear any yelling?

- Nope. - Nu-uh, no yelling.

- Um, excuse me, Animal.

Yelling is against the rules.

- Huh?

- Guess you'll have to go to the Blanket Dungeon!

[dramatic music]

- Bunny, bunny, bunny. Bunny, bunny, bunny.

[together] Aww. Piggy.

- Well, what can I do?

You break the rules, you go to the Blanket Dungeon.

[dramatic music]

Moving right along.

Welcome to the Birthday Cake Court.

- Wow, neat-o. - This is a sweet room.

- Summer and I worked on this room together.

We each made a special birthday monument.

- Piggy, it's brilliant.

- I love what you did with the swirly frosting.

- Wha-what, swirls? Oh, no, no, no.

This is Summer's statue.

Mine is that one.

- Oh, uh, it's, uh... very...unique.

- Yeah, yeah, it, uh... really tells a story.

- Thank vous. Thank vous.

Now, if you'll follow me past Blanketonia's

famed frosting walls...

- Frosting walls?

Mmm. Hey, that's pretty good stuff.

Maybe I'll just try a little more...

- So while Summer painted with the frosting--

Fozzie, what do you think you're doing?

- Oh, whoa. It's so good.

- Fozzie, stop.

Licking the walls is against the rules, remember?

- Umm, uh...would a joke right now be in bad taste?

Get it? Taste?

Wocka, wocka?

Ugh, Blanket Dungeon!

[dramatic music]

- Whoa, wait. What do you call it

when it rains on a birthday cake?

Sprinkles. Get it?

Wocka wockaaaaaaaa!

- Uh, Piggy, do we really need all these rules?

They're kind of ruining all the fun.

- Miss Nanny makes rules all the time.

I know what I'm doing.

Moving on.

Just you wait, Kermie.

You're gonna love this last room.

Watch this.

Whoa. It's so...twinkley.

- Oh, I knew you would think so, Kermie.

Would you say it's fit for a queen?

Or maybe a royal waltz?

- Whoa. Gulp.

I-I don't know about that.

- And up.

- Ohh-ohh, ahh-ahh!

- Oh, Kermie, you're such a good dancer.

- Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!

Ohh-ohh!

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!

Ahh!

- Good warm-up, Kermie.

Now let's really dance.

- Uh, no, thanks, Piggy.

- No?

Did you just say no to me?

- No. I-I-I mean, no. I-I mean, uh, uh...no?

- Summer, did he just say no to me three times?

- Umm...no?

- What?

- [gasp] I'm a criminal.

- There's no saying no to the queen.

To the Blanket Dungeon!

[dramatic music]

- But I'm too young to go to the dungeon.

Help! - I'm sorry!

- [beeps]

- I don't understand.

When Miss Nanny makes the rules,

everyone follows them,

but when Queen Piggy makes the rules,

do they listen to me?

No.

- [beeps]

- Though, I did have fun building this Kingdom

with Summer.

I kind of miss her.

I kind of miss all of them.

Hmm. Maybe I went too far.

[upbeat music and laughter]

Huh? What's that noise?

[upbeat music and laughter]

Ahem.

Ahem!

I said ahem!

- Oh, Queen Piggy, what are you doing

in the Blanket Dungeon?

- Did something else break?

It wasn't me; ask anyone.

- Nothing broke, Gonzo.

That's not why I'm here..

[sighs]

Maybe...I was wrong to send you

to the dungeon for doing that.

[together] Whaaa? Really?

- Yeah, no kidding.

- Ruling a kingdom is fun, but not when

you have to do it without your

friends beside you, so...

You should be as loud as you want, Animal.

- Huh?

- It's perfectly acceptable to say no to the Queen.

both: Oh.

- And even though it's kind of weird...

I guess you can lick the wall frosting, Fozzie.

- Yes!

- I ruined the fun with all my rules, and I'm ss-s...

- What is she saying?

- Something about, uh...s-s-sspaghetti squash?

- Soup? - Sorry?

- Yes. I'm sorry.

[together] Aww, it's okay. No worries.

- You know, this moment would be so beautiful

if there weren't blanket bars between us.

- I think I know how to fix it.

Hiiii-ya!

Look at me! I'm making a mess!

I'm yelling!

So much yelling!

Still yelling!

I'm licking the walls!

Delicious!

Oh, Piggy, stop breaking all the rules.

No.

[gasps] You just said no to the queen.

To the Blanket Dungeon with you.

[dramatic music]

[laughing]

Let's Blanket Dungeon party!

[together] Yay!

[upbeat music]

- Yeah.

Oh, this is so fun.

[laughter]

- [giggles]

- Wocka wocka.

- Ba'glock.

- [peeps] - [beeps]

- Yay!

- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ah-ha.

- [squeals]