Original subtitles

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies, they'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are-- ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna-- ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

babies: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

- "Super Fabulous"

- "Versus Captain Ice Cube."

- Hm!

[light music]

♪ ♪

Hmm, hmm.

Ooh, look at that cape!

- [laughs] [chattering]

- What are you making, Gonzo?

- I call it lump of brown clay.

- It's very, uh, brown

and, uh, lumpy.

- Thanks! - Ohh!

My macaroni keeps falling off.

♪ ♪

That's better. Hey, Kermit,

what do you call a noodle with a head cold?

Mac-and-sneeze! Wocka, wocka!

- [laughs] I get it.

- Wow, kids. These art projects look really great.

And Summer, your painting is wonderful.

all: Ooh!

- Piggy, look at Summer's picture.

It's really good.

- It's not bad. - Not bad?

It's incredible!

- Hm! Look what I made.

- What's that? A shower curtain?

- It's a superhero cape.

I am super, I am fabulous.

I am...Super Fabulous!

[heroic music]

- Huh?

- Where did that music come from?

- That's my theme song.

- Your cape is so cool, Piggy!

Could you show me how to make one?

- [gasps] But if you have a cape,

then you'll be a superhero, too.

- Yay! And we can make superhero headbands together.

Oh, and superhero comic books.

And a super big superhero hideout!

- Wow, Summer. You have the best ideas.

- Hm!

- Ohh.

Does Piggy not like me? - What?

Who could not like you, Summer?

- Yeah, you're more fun than a barrel full of monkeys

in party hats doing a hula dance.

all: Huh?

- You know, the--the hula?

♪ Dow, dow, dow, dow ♪ [hula music]

- [sighs] if you say so, Gonzo.

- Psst, guys. Come here.

Do you think Summer could be right?

Piggy doesn't play with her very much.

- Animal like Summer.

- We all do. - Piggy would like Summer too

if she just tried playing with her.,

- Fozzie, that's it. You're a genius!

- I am? - We have to get Piggy

to play with Summer.

But how? - We could...

invite them to an exciting game of count to 900.

I'll start. Okay. One, two--

- Uh, hang on a second, Gonzo.

I might have a better idea. Here's the plan.

[whispering indistinctly]

Hey, Summer. Whatcha doin'?

- I was coming up with superhero names,

but Piggy probably won't like them.

- These are great. You should definitely show her.

- [gasps] Really?

Hey, Piggy, I know what my superhero name should be.

Super Chill. Isn't it amazing?

- Mm, it's okay, I guess.

- You're right. I can think of something better.

[gasps] I know!

I am...Captain Ice Cube! I save the world

one snowball at a time. - Mmm!

Ah! This playroom's only big enough for one superhero.

Moi! [phone rings, vibrates]

- It for you. - I'll take that.

- Help, help, superheroes.

I've been frognapped!

- Frognapped, you say?

- Who could do such a thing?

- Who could do such a thing?

Only I, the baddest of all bad guys,

Dr. Meanzo. - And...The Noodler!

- No one can stop us! Well, at least not before snack time.

- Help! Help! If only there were two

amazing superheroes who could save me

from Dr. Meanzo and The Noodler.

- To the Meanzocopter!

- Don't worry, Kermie! Super Fabulous will save you!

[heroic music]

- And Captain Ice Cube!

Ooh, this is so exciting!

And on my very first day of being a superhero!

- Just a second, bird!

One, you interrupted my theme music.

And two, this playroom's only big enough for one superhero.

- Well, okay. If you say so.

Captain Ice Cube to the rescue!

- I was talking about me!

[thrilling heroic music]

♪ ♪

- What is that?

- [laughs maniacally] Behold, my Meanzo Machine.

- Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya.

- Oh, help me! - Let's go, frog!

Ha! With you captured, Super Fabulous will fall

right into our evil trap. - To the pasta prison with you!

- Seriously? You have a cage made of macaroni?

- I'm The Noodler! A cage made out of broccoli

didn't go with the outfit.

- [grumbles]

- You'll never reach us in my Meanzo Machine

soaring high above the clouds.

- Oh, I've got to get up there and save my sweet Kermie.

- Oh, I've got just the thing to get us up there.

- Quick! [honks horn]

hop on the back of my Icicle Tricycle.

- And I don't need your help.

And anyway, you can't get us way up there

on some old tricycle.

- But the Icicle Tricycle can-- - Gotta go!

♪ ♪

Look out, Dr. Meanzo!

I'm coming to get you!

♪ ♪

♪ Duh, duh, duh, da ♪

Ahh! Ahh! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Ooh! [squeaking]

I should've read the instructions first.

[horn honks] Hm?

How did you get up here?

- I tried to tell you,

the Icicle Tricycle can fly!

- [laughs]

Welcome to my Meanzo Machine.

- And who's that supposed to be?

- Oh, this is my bad guy sidekick,

Meanimal.

- Huh? Oh.

Mean, mean, mean, mean, mean.

- Oh, brother.

- You've fallen right into my trap,

Super Fabulous and-- who are you?

- Captain Ice Cube! Quick, Super Fabulous,

that the other end of my--tada --super long and cozy scarf,

and we'll catch Dr. Meanzo together!

- Super cozy scarf?

That's a real superhero gadget.

This is a superhero gadget!

I'm going to catch you with my glitter lasso.

[laughs] Look out, Dr. Meanzo!

Here comes Super Fabulous!

Really? No theme music?

[heroic music] That's more like it!

Ha--hiya!

[squeaks]

- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I caught you!

- He caught me? Hm!

- Mean, mean, mean, mean, mean, mean, mean. [laughs]

- You'll never get away with this.

- But I already have. [ding]

- Help! Help, Piggy!

Open the door!

Wait, where's Summer?

Aren't you two saving the day together?

- Hm! Moi is saving the day alone.

- Great. - We've got ourselves

another prisoner, Noodler.

- Oh, terrific. But we have a little problem.

These noodles keep coming unglued.

- Oh, uh, can you fix it?

- I tried, but look.

Every time I let go, more noodles come off.

We have to fix it before Kermit escapes.

- Or he gets hungry.

- This is terrible. A disaster.

- Unless maybe you could help?

- Of course! Uh, but what can I do?

- You could glue the noodles back on while I hold this up.

The glue's right there. Whoops!

- Oh. [laughs]

Okay, give it a try now, Kermit.

- Oh, no! I'm really stuck in here now!

both: Whoo-hoo!

- High five for the world's best

super bad guy team. - I'm glad I'm not

the only bad guy.

It's way more fun being evil with you, Gonzo.

- [sighs] I guess teamwork really does work,

even evil teamwork. - Psst.

I've come to help with my super freeze breath.

- Gee, thanks, but-- - Yeah, yeah.

I guess I'll see you back at the play room.

- Uh, Summer, wait.

- I know, you don't have to say it.

You're the only superhero.

- Actually, I've been thinking,

maybe...moi could use just the teensiest,

tiniest bit of superhero help.

Uh, if vous do not mind.

- Superhero help? From me?

I'd love to! Captain Ice Cube to the rescue!

- Cool your ice jets.

We're trying to sneak away here, remember?

[both grunting]

It's bad news for you, Meanzo!

- Do you hear that? - What is it?

- It is moi, Super Fabulous!

Hit it! [disco music]

♪ Super Fabulous ♪

♪ Everybody knows I work alone ♪

both: ♪ She works alone, she works alone ♪

- ♪ But hey, guess what? ♪

both: ♪ What? ♪ - ♪ This time I brought

♪ A friend of mine along ♪

- I wonder what she means by that.

- ♪ Even a super hero like me ♪

♪ Needs some help occasionally ♪

♪ Two heroes are better than one ♪

♪ So let your friends in on the fun ♪

all: ♪ Let your friends in let your friends in ♪

- ♪ Let your friends in on the fun ♪

all: ♪ Let your friends in let your friends in ♪

- ♪ There's enough room for everyone ♪

all: ♪ Let your friends in let your friends in ♪

- ♪ So let your friends in on the fun ♪

all: ♪ Let your friends in let your friends in ♪

- Oh! Here we go.

♪ Let your friends in on the fun ♪

- I'm free! - Hm!

- I am saved!

- And we caught the bad guys.

All because of your amazing plan, Super Fabulous.

- Oh. Thank you.

- I sorta think it was because

Super Fabulous and Captain Ice Cube

were amazing together.

- Fine. Maybe a little bit.

- Being superheroes together was super fun, Piggy.

- I guess it was kind of fun working together.

- Maybe moi should have given you

a chance earlier.

Captain Ice Cube, this is for you.

Hit it! [heroic music]

- [gasps] My very own theme music!

Aww, thanks.

[all cheering]

- I love all these superhero capes you're making.

- Look at mine, Miss Nanny.

I'm gonna be The Froginator!

- They call me, Chicken Boy!

Bagawk! - What do you think

of my cape, Miss Nanny?

I'm The Incredible Joke! Ahh?

- Incredibly creative, Fozzie.

- I don't know, I think mine still needs something.

- Uh. Maybe moi could help.

- That'd be super cool, Piggy.

Thanks! [doorbell dings]

- Oh, I'd better get that.

[phone ringing]

- It for you.

- No, no, you take this one, Captain Ice Cube.

- What's that? [gasps] A puppy's in trouble?

Don't worry, we're on the way.

Super Muppet Babies...

- To the rescue!

- "Piggy's Time Machine"

[gasps] Hm!

all: ♪ It's your Muppet birthday today ♪

- Today!

all: ♪ Your one and only Muppet birthday ♪

- Hooray! all: ♪ Hooray ♪

♪ Dance, dance, sing and swing and play ♪

♪ It's your one and only, macaroni ♪

- Hooray! all: ♪ One and only ♪

♪ Muppet birthday ♪ - Ha, ha.

- Stop, stop.

Animal, I'm hearing the words, but I'm not feeling them.

♪ Macaroni macaroni ♪

Let's try it again, everyone.

From the top. - [sighs] Piggy,

That's the tenth time you made us sing that song.

- And it's not even your birthday until tomorrow.

- Moi just doesn't see the point

in waiting for something tomorrow

when moi can have it sooner.

Like right now!

- Piggy, are you being impatient again?

- No, I just want everything to happen right now.

- This sounds like a great time to sing our patience song.

Two, three, four.

♪ Good things come to-- ♪ - But--but--but

I just can't wait for my birthday tomorrow, Miss Nanny.

Oh, oh, oh, oh! - Aww. [laughs]

I think it'll be here sooner than you think.

In fact, I should get started on your birthday cake.

In the meantime, Piggy, let's see how long

you can be patient.

[clock ticking]

- Mmm--

No! I can't wait for my birthday!

- Hm, she lasted a little longer than I expected.

- We'd love to help you, Piggy,

but it's not like we can get to tomorrow any faster.

- You could if you had a time machine.

- What's a time machine?

- I'm glad you asked.

Follow me to the Scribble Screen.

A time machine can take you to yesterday,

or tomorrow, or whenever you want.

You just get in, press a button, and...

sha-zap-a-pow!

No waiting. Mine works like a charm.

- You have a time machine?

- Well, it's just a test model.

- Well, what are we waiting for?

I'll drive! - But it involves

complicated stuff. - Like what?

- Science, friction, baked ziti, the merry-go-round.

- The merry-go-round? Let's go!

[all cheering]

- Behold, my time machine!

- That doesn't look like a time machine.

We don't have time for this.

- Aha! But soon you'll have

all the time in the world!

♪ ♪

all: Whoa!

- All aboard, everyone!

Now as I said, time machines are very complicated,

uh, thingamajigs.

- Ooh, thingamajigs! That does sound complicated.

- I have to press these buttons in just the right order,

or who knows where we'll end up?

- Uh-ha! Birthday, birthday, birthday, now, now, now!

[machine whirring] - Or you could

do it the wrong way, like that.

- Ha! Animal go bye-bye!

♪ ♪

- Did we make it? Is it my birthday now?

- I don't think so, Piggy.

[screeching]

- Then where are we?

- When are we?

- I don't know, but look at this giant chicken bone!

I know someone who will love this.

[grunting]

- Uhh, I don't think that's a chicken bone.

- Then what kind of bone is it?

♪ ♪

- Hugs!

- Oh, no! It's a hug-a-saurus Rex!

- Aw, he's sorta cute.

- Yeah, but if he hugs you, he'll never let go.

- Run for it!

- [laughs] [all exclaiming]

- I'm beginning to think this isn't my birthday.

- It's definitely not your birthday.

We went all the way back to dinosaur times.

- [laughs]

Hugs!

- He's gaining on us!

all: Whoa!

Whoa! - [laughs]

- [panting] all: Whoa!

- [laughs] - [panting]

- Gonzo, I think I'd like a birthday

with less dinosaurs and more cake.

- But we need the time machine to do that.

- There it is! - [laughs]

Hugs! - Quick!

Into the time machine, everyone!

- [grunts] Make way for dino bone!

- Summer, what are you bringing that for?

- It's a present for someone.

- [laughs] Hugs!

- Aw, can we bring him home, too?

- No, Summer. I gotta get us back home.

- Home to my birthday.

- Piggy, wait! - I can't wait, Kermie!

[buzzing] - Not that button!

[alarm sounding]

all: Ahh!

- Hugs?

Aw, no hugs.

♪ ♪

- Ooh, shiny decorations!

Are these for my birthday?

- I don't know. Let's ask Miss Nanny.

Boy, Miss Nanny really cleaned up while we were away.

- Hello, I am Miss Nanny 2.0.

[metal clanks] - You guys,

Miss Nanny's made of metal.

I think she's a...robot!

- Uh, robot?

- Maybe we went a little too far into the future.

- What's the future? - Just pretend it's tomorrow.

Then tomorrow, then tomorrow, like, a zillion times.

- Hey! I think I understand that.

Uh, maybe not.

- Cool, the future!

I'm gonna go take a look around.

- Miss Robot Nanny,

where are the party games?

And the favors? And my cake?

- My hard drive tells me today is not your birthday.

- Hmm. Well, race you back to the time machine! [laughs]

- Wait, Piggy! Don't leave without us!

- Summer, come on. We're leaving.

- Sorry, I just had to grab

this cool Hula Hoop from the future.

It spins all by itself.

- What do you need that for? - You'll see.

[laughs] Whoa-ohh-oh!

- It's time to leave, everybody.

We've been to the past, we've been to the future.

And now we're going to my birthday, no matter what.

Hm, hm, hm, hm. - Stop!

You're gonna break it!

- Piggy, maybe you should let Gonzo fly us home.

- No way, Jose. Mm, mm!

[all exclaiming]

- I'll just need your John Hancock right here.

- No. - Look, ma, we're flying!

- No!

- I said, lend me your ears.

- Still not my birthday!

[together] ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

- No way! ["Muppet Show" theme]

- Who are they? - Beats me.

- [growls] Birthday now!

- Piggy, can you just be patient for one second?

- Okay, but just one more button.

[buzzes]

- Hm. I'm beginning to think

we've lost control of the situation.

[screams]

[sighs] I feel much better now.

- But Kermit, the time machine is broken.

- Yep. - If we don't have

a time machine, how are we going

to get back home?

- We can't, unless we fix it.

And that'll take forever.

Hope you guys like sand.

- I do! Look at all this cool stuff I found in it!

[laughs]

- Oh, oh, I can't wait any longer.

We have to fix this time machine right now.

Uh, get--ow! Oh, come on!

Eh, stupid-- - Piggy, you've been

rushing things all day.

And while Summer and Animal seem happy enough...

[both laughing]

We're not any closer to your birthday.

Maybe we should try Nanny's patience song.

Two, three, four,

[together] ♪ Good things come to those who wait ♪

♪ Good things come to those who wait ♪

♪ You can't rush how long something takes ♪

♪ Good things come ♪ - Hm!

[together] ♪ To those who wait ♪

- ♪ If you wanna make a birthday cake ♪

[together] ♪ Good things come to those who wait ♪

- ♪ Gotta sit for a bit and let it bake ♪

[together] ♪ Good things come to those who wait ♪

- ♪ Wanna build a pyramid up to the sky? ♪

- ♪ Ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ♪

- ♪ That's high ♪ - ♪ A job like that ♪

♪ Is gonna take a while ♪

[together] ♪ Ba, ba, da, da, ba, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba da ♪

- ♪ A little patience goes a long way ♪

[tongue clicking] [ding]

[together] ♪ Good things come to those who wait ♪

all: ♪ Good things come to those who wait ♪

- ♪ A puzzle is built one piece at a time ♪

- ♪ Piece at a time ♪ - ♪ Piece at a time ♪

all: ♪ A puzzle is built one piece at a time ♪

♪ You can't rush how long something takes ♪

♪ Good things come to those who wait ♪

[cheering]

- Piggy, you did it!

- We fixed the time machine!

- Way to go, Piggy!

- It just took a little extra time,

patience and a dash of moi.

- Gonzo, take us home!

Uh, whenever you're ready, that is.

- [laughs] You got it!

I'll have us back in no time.

- Ah, good one.

♪ ♪

- We're back!

Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah, muah, muah, muah.

- [laughs] Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah.

Bleh!

- But guys, we didn't make it to Piggy's birthday.

- That's okay. It'll be here before we know it.

♪ ♪

all: ♪ It's your Muppet birthday today ♪

- Today!

all: ♪ Your one and only Muppet birthday ♪

all: ♪ Hooray ♪ - Yay!

all: ♪ Dance, dance, sing and swing and play ♪

♪ It's your one and only, macaroni ♪

all: ♪ One and only Muppet birthday ♪

- Yay! [cheering]

- Who wants cake? [all clamoring]

Happy birthday, Piggy.

- [inhales, blows]

Ahh. [cheering]

- Here you go, Piggy. I know you've been waiting

all week for this. - Thank you, Miss Nanny.

But I can wait until everyone else gets their piece.

- Well, that's very patient of you, Piggy.

Here's one for you, Kermit.

And one for Fozzie. [clock ticking]

Here you go, Gonzo. - Mmm!

Let me help!

[sighs]

- Wow, she did much better that time.

- This was a birthday worth waiting for.

- But I bet you can't wait to open your present.

- A present? For moi?

all: Open it, open it!

[gasps] You got me...

a chicken bone?

A Hula Hoop?

And a bucket from the sandbox?

- No, it's a dinosaur bone,

a self-spinning future hoop

and Ancient Egyptian pottery

to remember our time traveling adventure!

- Aw, you guys are the best.

- Group hug, everybody!

all: Hugs!

- Hugs! [laughs]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- Wocka, wocka!

- Bagawk! - [chirps]

- [honks]

- Yay!

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

Ah-huh.

- Ooh!

♪ ♪