Original subtitles

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies, they'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

babies: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

- "Sir Kermit the Brave." Yay!

[whimpers]

[light-switch clicks]

Phew.

[grand orchestral music]

I, Sir Kermit the Brave,

ride to the castle to save the day.

- And I, Sir Gonzo-lot, rescue the princess.

- Me too! - Me three.

[all laugh]

- We can all rescue the princess.

all: Yay!

- And then I rescue the prince and the queen

and the king and the royal horses.

And Animal. [grunts]

- Animal free. Thank you.

- Hmm, where could it have gone?

Maybe...no. Hmm.

- Whatcha looking for, Miss Nanny?

If it's a bowling ball made out of pizza crust,

I've been looking for mine for weeks.

- I'm looking for my favorite green sweater.

You know, the one with the polka dots on it?

I had it on during arts and crafts.

Maybe I left it in the art closet.

[objects clattering] - What was that?

- It sounds like someone

teaching an elephant how to tap-dance.

- No, it's just Nanny looking for her sweater.

- Hey, Nanny, when you're done with the elephant,

can you teach me to tap-dance?

- I don't think it sounded like tap-dancing at all.

It sounded like...a dragon!

[faint snarling] all: [whimper]

- There's no dragon in the art closet.

Dragons don't like art.

- But they're really into music,

'cause they have so many scales!

Get it? Musical scales?

Wocka wocka.

[snarling]

[all gasp]

Summer's right!

There is a dragon in the closet!

- And Nanny just went in there. We have to rescue her.

- Don't worry, Nanny.

The brave adventurers are on the way!

all: Yay!

- [grunting] - All right, adventurers.

Is everyone ready? - You bet.

I am an archer who shoots rubber chicken arrows.

[chicken squeaks]

- Rubber chicken arrows? What good is that?

- I'll have the dragon laughing in no time.

- And if that doesn't work,

Summer is gonna scare that dragon

with her silly, pointy hat.

- Gonzo, I'm wearing this hat because I'm a wizard.

See? This is my magic wand.

- What are you, Gonzo?

- I am a veterinarian.

- A vegi-what? - Veterinarian.

You know, an animal doctor. Did you know our planet

has 19 billion chickens?

- Okay, uh... uh, how about you, Piggy?

Are you a princess? - Princess?

I'd have though any knight would know a fairy queen

when he sees one! Humph!

- [grunts] Ooh. Animal is troll.

Smash!

- And leading the adventure is Sir Kermie the Brave.

Here's your sword. - What?

Uh, oh. Right.

[snarling]

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

[gulps] Sure is dark in there.

Uh, I think Fozzie should go in first.

Bears love caves.

- But it's kind of damp in there,

and frogs love damp. After you, Kermit.

- [groans] Great.

Oh, uh, would you look at that? The coast is clear.

After you, everybody. - Let's do it!

- Onward! - Oh, boy!

- Hey, wait a second. Where's Sir Kermie?

- [groaning] - Come on, Kermie.

We need our fearless leader. - [wails]

Hey, it's pretty dark in here.

- Hmm. It's a little too dark.

- Well, guess we'll just have to go back to the playroom.

- Don't worry, Kermit. I'm a wizard, remember?

And I know just the spell.

Abracadabra-cazabra-conflabra!

Let there be light-abra!

all: Ooh!

- That's more like it.

Now we can really start our adventure.

Lead the way, Sir Kermit.

- Can we turn this up any brighter? [gulps]

♪ ♪

[snarling] - Hey, do you hear that?

I think the roars are getting louder.

- [whimpers] It sounds like an empty stomach.

Maybe the dragon's getting hungrier.

- We'd better be careful.

The dragon may have set traps

to keep us from getting to Miss Nanny.

Everyone, stay on the lookout for hidden switches

that could set off a sneaky trap.

[rocks clattering] - [whimpers]

I think I found one.

- Kermit, the point was not to find a trap.

[rocks crashing]

both: Booby trap!

[all shouting]

- Uh-oh.

Run for it!

[all shouting]

- What do we do? What do we do?

- We're going to get smooshed.

- No smoosh. Smash.

[heroic music]

♪ ♪

[all cheer] - Great job, Animal.

Now, let's get back

to rescuing Miss Nanny from that dragon.

Onward ho, brave adventurers.

- But where is Sir Kermie?

- [panting] Gotta get... away from the dark...

[panting] Away from the dark!

[shouts]

[grunting]

Huh?

- Way to go, Sir Kermit. You found the dragon's castle.

- How did you know the castle was at the end

of this long, dark, spooky passageway?

- Well... [chuckles] I, uh...

- Humph! 'Cause heroes know these things.

- Come on, you guys. We have to get to Miss Nanny.

Now, how are we going to make it over this wall?

- Don't look at me. I'm just a veterinarian.

Does anyone need a flea collar?

- When in doubt,

tie a rope to a rubber chicken, ah?

Up we go!

[heroic music]

[grunts]

[all grunting]

- Do you guys see the dragon? - Moi can't see a thing.

- Boy, it's so dark

that not even my magic wand is helping.

- Oh, dark? [whimpers]

[sighs] Kermit the Brave isn't feeling so brave anymore.

[dragon growls, stomps]

[gasps, whimpers]

♪ ♪

[shouts] - [shouts]

- [wails] - [wails]

- [screams] - [screams]

[stammers] Why are you yelling at me?

- I'm not yelling at you. You're roaring at me.

- I wasn't roaring. I was... [sniffs] Crying.

I don't like it here. I--I'm afraid of the dark.

- Really?

- I fell asleep after playing with my friends,

and when I woke up, the sun had gone down.

[sniffs]

Now I'm stuck because I'm too afraid to leave.

- You know what? I'm afraid of the dark too.

- You are? - Mm-hmm.

By the way, I'm Kermit the Frog.

- I'm Dot. - You're a dragon named Dot?

- Well, nobody calls me by my full name,

Belladotta of Sweaterhelm.

[giggles] Except my mom when she's angry.

So, why are you down here, Kermit?

- I was on an adventure with my friends,

but we got separated,

and the way they went is really, really dark.

- Oh, no. [sniffles] - I wonder...

I don't feel so scared standing here talking to you.

What if we went together?

- You mean if you get scared, I'll be there to help you?

- And if you get scared, I'll be there to help you.

What do you think? - I think... [stutters]

I--I think that sounds great!

- So you'll try it? - Climb up on my back.

I'll carry you. - Cool!

I've never ridden on a dragon before.

- Okay, you ready? - Yes.

Wait, no. [gulps] Yes.

I have to get back to my friends.

- [gasps] Hang on!

[gentle music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Night falls and I can't see nothin' ♪

♪ I get nervous, and I start wonderin' ♪

♪ What might be hiding out there in the dark? ♪

- I'm nervous about that too.

♪ But let's stop and try to remember ♪

♪ It's gotten dark every night since, well, forever ♪

- ♪ And none of my fears have ever come true so far ♪

- Hey, mine neither. [snorts]

- ♪ Now I'm riding through the dark with a friend ♪

♪ It doesn't feel so bad, it doesn't feel so bad ♪

♪ The moon is beautiful, the stars are starry ♪

[together] ♪ I could almost forget ♪

♪ What was so scary 'bout the dark ♪

♪ ♪

[together] ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Yeah, what's so scary 'bout the dark? ♪

♪ ♪

[together] ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Yeah, what's so scary? ♪

- ♪ Yeah, we can't see much ♪ - Because it's dark. [snorts]

- ♪ But we can see enough ♪

[together] ♪ Enough to wonder ♪

♪ What's so scary 'bout the dark? ♪

- [scats]

Down there! I see them.

- Hang on! [laughing]

friends: [gasp] Oh, no!

- It's the dragon... and it's got Kermit!

- Let go of him, you overgrown lizard!

[shouts] - No, Piggy, wait!

This dragon is our friend.

- Friend? - Her name is Dot.

She was making those noises we heard

because she was... afraid of the dark.

all: Aww. - Poor Dot.

- Sad.

- Sometimes I get afraid of the dark,

so I tell myself a funny joke. It helps me forget I'm scared.

- When I'm scared, snuggling with my favorite blanket

makes me feel better.

- When Animal scared...buddy!

Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. [sighs]

- I've always found the best thing to do

when I'm scared is whistle

while juggling brussels sprouts.

all: Huh?

- Or, you know, just whistle. [whistles]

- You're all so brave and smart.

You know what? I'm going to use your ideas

if I ever feel scared again.

- You know who probably has some great tips

for you, Dot? Kermit the Brave!

He's not afraid of the dark ever.

- Actually, there's something I really need to tell you guys.

I'm afraid of the dark too. - No.

- [gasps]

- But now that I know so many ways to feel braver,

the dark doesn't seem bad at all.

- You could've told us you felt scared, Kermit.

- We're your friends. We would've tried

to make you feel better. - Yeah.

We also would've turned on the light.

- Light! Uh--whoa.

[grunts]

- Hey, where'd the dragon go?

- I don't know, but look!

We found Nanny's sweater. - You're right, Summer.

This is what she was looking for.

- But where is Miss Nanny?

- Nanny, where are you? - Miss Nanny?

- Yes? Oh, look!

You found my sweater. Thank you.

I can't believe how long

you've all been playing in the dark.

- Ah, the dark's not so bad, Miss Nanny.

In fact...

Follow me, everyone! I'm Sir Kermit the Brave!

[all cheer]

- [laughs, snorts]

[grand music]

- "Animal Fly Airplane."

Cool. [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Ooh, that looks nice, Summer. - Thanks, Gonzo.

Yours too. - Wow, good one, Piggy.

- Oh, merci, Fozzie. - There, all done.

- Lunchtime!

all: No, Animal!

- It's not lunch. It's art time.

See? We're using bits

of paper and glue to make collages

of our favorite places in the world.

This is my favorite place.

It's the swamp where I was born.

- Animal want make art too.

[jazzy drum music]

♪ ♪

[laughs]

[giggling]

[pants]

- [sighs] Well, it was my favorite place.

- When Animal gets into his art,

he really gets into his art!

Wocka wocka! [all laugh]

- Good one, Fozzie. - Animal is art. [laughs]

- Oh, don't be sad, Kermie.

We'll help you make a new collage.

- Animal favorite place! Ha!

- What is it?

- It's a bowl of spaghetti and pickles.

I love it. - No, no, it's upside down.

Airplane! Airplane!

[together] Oh!

- Animal fly airplane! [laughs]

- Stop it, Animal.

You're going to mess something else up.

- [grunts, laughs]

- My goodness. What happened here?

- Animal fly airplane! Ha!

- [laughs] Come on, Animal. It's art time, not wild time.

- [warbles, imitates engine]

- For Animal, it's always wild time.

- What's your favorite place in the world, Miss Nanny?

- My favorite place is Paris, France.

- Ooh, icicles. Tell me more.

- Well, it's full of art and museums,

like this one, called the Louvre,

and this, the Eiffel Tower.

The food there is so tasty,

and they even speak a different language

called French. - I know how to speak French.

[clears throat] Les French fries.

- Ooh. - Ooh-la-la.

- Ooh, ooh, can we waddle to Paris right now?

- I wish we could, but to get there,

you'd have to fly in an airplane

all the way across the ocean.

- Ooh! Airplane!

- But you know what? I can give you

the next best thing: croissants.

- Gesundheit. - [laughs] No, croissants.

They're my favorite French food, Gonzo.

- Oh. - [gasps] And I have

a wonderful recipe. [humming French anthem]

- Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's go to Paris tout de suite!

That means "right now" in French.

- But how, Piggy?

Miss Nanny said it's on the other side

of the ocean.

- Airplane!

- Ooh, great idea, Animal! [all cheer]

♪ ♪

- Ready, everybody? [all cheer]

- [imitates engine revving]

- Let's go to Paris! Okay, passengers.

Prepare for takeoff.

♪ ♪

- Ooh. - Wow.

- Oh, icicles. - So cool!

- Whoa!

- Hi-ho, this is Captain Kermit the Frog here,

and today I'll be flying you to Paris, France.

Yay! all: Yay!

- Let's see if there's anything good on.

It's "The Fozzie Bear Show"!

So, Kermit just asked me,

"Fozzie, did you take a bath today?"

I said, "Why? Is one missing?"

Wocka wocka!

- Ah, this guy's pretty good.

- Pretzels? Crackers? Cookies?

- Mm, don't mind if I do. - [clucks]

- [munching]

- Pretty cool that you can fly the plane

from all the way out here.

- [chokes] No one's flying the plane!

[wails]

- Animal fly.

- No, no, Animal. This isn't a place to be wild.

A captain has to be in control of his plane

at all times. - Aw...

♪ ♪

- Phew. If you want us to have

a smooth flight and get to Paris before snack time,

you have to stay in your seat.

- Yes, yes, moi agrees.

Animal, flying a plane is serious.

You're too wild.

- Animal just Animal.

- Exactly, and that's what we're worried about.

- Aw...

- Sorry, sir, but this is an airplane, after all.

Safety first. So how about

we get you back to your seat?

I've got pretzels!

- Pretzels! Pretzels!

Pretzels! - [warbling]

I'm dizzy.

Which way to the cockpit? Oh, hi, Piggy.

That's a lovely dress you have on.

- Well, thanks, Kermit. These are actually pants,

but I'm glad you like them. - Gonzo, he doesn't know

what he's saying!

- What makes you say that, Gonzo?

- I'm Fozzie. - And I'm Kermit.

Nice to meet you both.

Whoa...

- [groans] We need a new pilot, and fast.

- Animal fly. - Oh-ho-ho, no.

Back to your seat, wild boy. - Aw...

- [groans] But someone needs to fly the plane!

- Sorry. Pigs don't fly.

Back to first class for moi.

[snores] Moi. [snores] Moi.

- Well, I can't do it. I need to watch the chicks.

If I take my eye off them for even a second...

[chicks tittering]

- ...things get messy.

- Don't worry, everyone! Fozzie Bear will get us there.

And that rhymed, so you know it's true.

- Atta bear! - You can do it, Fozzie.

- I believe in you, Bozzie the Fair.

- Okay, Fozzie Bear, you can do this.

It's just like being onstage--

a stage that's really, really high above the clouds.

Um...hello?

- [in French accent] Hello, this is Paris Airport

Control Tower un-deux-trois.

How may I help you?

- Paris! That's where I'm trying to go.

But I think I need directions.

- What happened to the frog? Who is this?

- Um, this is Fozzie Bear. I don't usually fly planes.

I'm much better at telling jokes.

- Oh, jokes, you say?

- Yeah, uh, like, did you ever hear the one

about the baker who also flew planes?

Everyone called him the Banana Cream Pie-lot!

Ah? - [laughs]

Magnifique!

- [laughs] [buttons beep]

[whooshing] - Uh-oh.

all: Whee!

- [laughing] Oh, Fozzie, you are the funniest!

You know, flying the airplane

sure has its ups and downs, eh?

- Good one! [laughs]

[laughing]

- [clucks] - [laughing]

- Um, you guys? We have a problem.

- I know, I know.

I'm covered in eggs and I probably stink.

[sniffs] Actually, I definitely stink.

Pew!

- I don't mean that. I mean that!

- Animal fly. Fly!

- Summer, you take the wheel. I'll take Animal to his seat.

- More pretzels, please.

- You have to stay in your seat, Animal.

We can't have you getting wild on the plane.

It's not the time or place for it.

- Animal not be wild. - [sarcastically] Right.

And I didn't fill the sandbox with butterscotch pudding

to practice my belly flops yesterday.

- [groans] Animal no fly.

Friends no like animal.

- [exhales] Okay. How hard could this be, right?

It's just flying.

Ooh, what does this button do?

- 'Ello there. Do you have any jokes for moi?

- Nope. - That's one small step

for Muppets... - Nope.

[samba version of French anthem playing]

Oh, oh, I know this song! It's one of Nanny's favorites.

[singing to beat]

♪ ♪

[all singing]

Yup, I've got this!

[ominous music]

[whimpers] Oh, I don't like dark clouds.

And I definitely don't like thunder.

Face your fears, Summer Penguin.

[screams] I'm sorry, guys.

I can't fly the plane.

I'm really afraid of stormy storm-storms.

[lightning crackles, Muppets shout]

[Animal laughing]

[chicks clucking]

- Hey, what's wrong, everybody?

- What's wrong? No one is flying the plane!

We're out of control!

[plane whooshes]

[angelic music] - Uh, Gonzo, no we're not.

- Wow, that's some nice flying.

- Yeah, but if you're here and you're here

and you're here... then who's flying the plane?

- Animal fly airplane! Ha!

[heroic music]

- Great spaghetti and pickles, he's incredible!

- Seatbelts now!

all: Okay! - Got it!

♪ ♪

- Wheels down.

♪ ♪

all: Yay! - Magnifique!

[wheels screech]

- Animal, you were so amazing.

You flew the plane when nobody else could.

- Yeah, you were really brave.

Camilla and I want you to have this.

- More pretzels?

- Camilla took all the little pilot's wings.

- [clucks]

- Your flying was incroyable.

- Incroy-what? - That's French

for "incredible."

- I'm sorry we kept calling you wild.

- Kermit like Animal again?

- Of course we like you, Animal.

I'm sorry we didn't let you fly the plane.

- Right. We shouldn't have just

decided you couldn't do something.

You at least deserved a chance, Animal.

- [pants] Animal happy.

Animal still just Animal. - You sure are.

♪ ♪

Now, what are we waiting for? Let's go see Paris!

Yay!

[playful vocalization]

- ♪ Whoo! ♪ - ♪ Kiss me, my darling ♪

[singing in French]

[playful vocalization]

[all cheering]

- That was great. - Who wants fresh croissants?

- Me! - I do!

- Mmm, they taste just like they did in Paris.

- Oh, I didn't realize you'd gone to Paris.

- The flight was a little bumpy,

but Animal's a great pilot.

- [laughing] Oh, he is, is he? - [imitating engine]

- Careful, Animal.

There's no running during snack time.

Muppets: No, Animal!

- Wow, I thought he was gonna knock those over.

But then again, I thought

he couldn't land a plane in Paris.

- None of us did. - [laughing] Croissant!

[munching] - You're more than just wild.

You're the best animal ever, Animal.

- [laughing] Yeah--oh.

Sorry.