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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

- (CAT SNARLING) - (DOGS BARKING)

(SINGING) Hey! Another day in my old hood

Summer's starting and it's gonna be so good

Hey, oh, hey!

I was gonna be so cool

Then you all moved in And got me looking like a fool, again

CHORUS: Oye, Primos

Why you all up in my face?

CHORUS: Oye, Primos

Get up out my space

CHORUS: Oye, Primos

You're wearing out my brain

You're driving me insane

Not the roll call again

Cousin Bud, Nacho and Lita

Tere, Tabi and Toñita

Scooter, Lotlot and Gordita

Nachito, ChaCha and Lucita

- ALL: Yay - TATER: No, come on

CHORUS: Oye, Primos

(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)

TATER: "Summer of" I can't say that.

BUELA: Psst. "Quehaceres," sweetie.

TATER: Through the years,

women have carved their names in history,

one legend at a time.

Each woman had a vision,

and to plan her vision,

each woman had a vision board,

Probably. You know,

a sweet collage of inspiration to fuel their goals and dreams!

And, diary, I have so many dreams for the Summer of Tater.

My vision board is going to be...

(READING)

(STOMACH GROWLS)

Yup, a vision board. Right after breakfast!

(ALL CHOMPING)

Tia Bibi spins the huevos rancheros.

She eyes Lita's plato.

She shoots and...

Goal!

(ALL CHEERING)

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

Dang! Mom looks happy this morning.

(GASPS)

Fancy cereal! We never get this!

(SIGHS) Ah, fancy cereal for the guests.

Yep, plenty of gruel, though.

(GROANS)

- LUCITA: Thanks, Tia! - NACHITO: What're we doin' today?

Welp, I'm off to visionize! See ya.

Huddle up, Team Humphrey!

With the primos here, we all have to step up to be good hosts.

Good hosts?

Yes, sweetie!

Clean up after our guests,

keep them entertained, and make sure they're comfy!

- (YELPS) - Too bad you didn't visionize this.

But we didn't invite them over!

Yo se, hija.

I invited them! And that's why we're going to split the duties.

I'll handle all the entertainment,

and you girls can start by washing the dishes.

Helpful Humphreys keep guests clean and comfy!

Are we married to that motto?

Why can't we do the entertainment?

Because I already have it planned, hijitas!

There's gonna be all sorts of fun stuff!

Now who's on dish duty?

I volunteer to fold socks!

Here. Good teams need good communication.

I guess this is kinda fun.

Helpful Humphreys keep guests clean and comfy!

If you're lookin' for comfy

Look no further than Humphrey!

- (BABBLES) - What's that, Baby Bud?

You wanna help your big sis?

(BABY BUD GURGLING)

(CHUCKLES)

(GIGGLES)

Huh. These name-brand boxes are so sturdy.

You'll make a great base for my vision board!

Off to my lair!

Whoa!

(YELPS)

Done already? Great.

I need you to pick up the mess in the hallway.

I'd ask Nellie to do it, pero la pobre,

she's swamped with laundry duty!

Yeah, I'm sure she is.

I'm so proud of both of my girls for being such Helpful Humphreys!

I'm off to arts and crafts!

Happy little trees!

- Oh, Nellie... - (GIGGLING)

(SHRIEKS)

(NELLIE SLURPING)

Does this look like navy or deep cerulean?

- (DOOR OPENS) - I knew it!

You're fake working!

Me? I'm just doing my duty.

And kinda getting into it!

Looks like you have to enjoy those chores all by yourself.

Well, "socks" to be you!

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

BIBI: Hay que limpiar Hay que limpiar Clean it all up

Mom!

TATER: Here's a song for you if you hate to do chores

Everybody knows they're a bore

But the primos stay messin' up the hallway

Then Mama comes asking for favores like...

Hay que limpiar, Hay que limpiar Clean it all up

Ugh! Mom!

Don't you know I've got a life to live?

And don't you know I've given all I got to give and

Mom, please you're killing me

Sing along if you agree chores stink

CHORUS: Hay que limpiar, hay que limpiar Clean it all up!

All I got to say is (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

CHORUS: Hay que limpiar, hay que limpiar Clean it all up!

Every single day like (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

CHORUS: Hay que limpiar, hay que limpiar Clean it all up!

Everybody in the place make sounds with your mouth

If you hate cleaning house but your mom insists you must

CHORUS: Clean it all up!

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Okay. (SIGHS) Finally done.

Now I can get back to my vision board.

- BIBI: Double, double toil and trouble! - Huh?

Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

Out, you darn spot.

And that concludes Act five!

(ALL CHEERING)

- That was fanatic. - I did not see that coming.

Oh, Tater, ay ¡que bueno! I have a big favor to ask.

(GRUNTS) Yes?

Well, since you've been so helpful I think... (STAMMERS)

(IMITATING LADY SOCK-BETH) I mean, Lady Sock thinks that

you can handle the toughest chore yet, ¡el bano!

The closet?

No, hija,

(DISTORTED) the bathroom!

(YELLS) The bathroom?

Mom, I've been looking everywhere for that sock!

(WHIMPERING)

Tater, porfis. You see how swamped Nellie is.

Can I count on you to be a Helpful Humphrey?

Aw, I need a new Lady Sock-Beth.

(IN PIRATE VOICE) Fishing for pairs, Fishing for pairs.

(GROANS)

Nellie, we need to talk!

Shh! You'll spook the pairs!

Uh... You okay?

Listen, I'm looking for a great white crew sock.

Like this one?

No, that's a gold toe! (GROANS)

I was just trying to get out of work.

But now, I just want to seek the white

in the sea of blue.

Gentlemen, it's been an honor.

Guess the bathroom's all on me.

- TABI: Bath bomb! (GIGGLES) - Toñita: Hi, Tater!

(GASPS)

The T-Sisters and their spa days!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Hahaha! You can't hide!

Wow! I'm glad the primos get fun Bibi!

Mom wants a Helpful Humphrey.

I'll show her a Helpful Humphrey!

I'm going to help this Humphrey!

I'll just pretend to work.

That's genius, Tater!

Thanks, Holographic Vision Tiger!

There, nearly done! Pretty, huh?

Why, it's just as pretty as a picture, Tater!

But it sure is empty.

Well, by the end of the Summer of Tater,

I will be new and improved and, um, improved, and...

Hmm. Sounds like your vision board doesn't have much of a vision.

Objection!

TATER: Ugh, a mop? Save that for Bibi!

I bet filling mom's vision board would be so easy.

It would be all about cleaning and being a good host!

BIBI: Hey, being a good host is important!

I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning!

BIBI: I mean I love hosting, but, oh, Bud,

I'm not sure I can keep going!

No, no, no, no, guerito, I'm just so exhausted.

I already went through all my ideas for entertainment!

Si, even Lady Sock-Beth!

- (THUDS) - (BIBI SOBS)

But she had the longest list ever! Didn't she?

I was so excited to have all of the primos here for the summer,

but it's a lot of work para una persona.

If it wasn't for Tater's help,

I don't know what I'd do.

I guess Mom does need my help.

I could try to clean up a little...

- (BANGING ON DOOR) - BIG NACHO: Open up, it's an emergency!

Uh, hang on!

BIG NACHO: Por fa! I gotta go!

But I'm cleaning!

I'll help clean later! But you gotta let me in now,

or there will be an even bigger mess to clean!

Ugh, TMI. Fine, come in.

(DOOR SLAMS)

(RUMBLING)

Phew!

Oh, no, no, no!

(BELLS CHIMING)

Wait. You actually cleaned?

Sure, it's no big for Big Nacho!

These corner spots could probably use some of my famous musculo.

Hey, I wanna clean tambien!

Aw, you're such a copycat, hermanito.

But hop on!

So, you don't mind cleaning?

Hey! We were raised right!

¡Claro! We're good guests!

Good guests, huh?

It's time for everyone to be a Helpful Humphrey.

So what I'm asking is, uh,

how good of a guest can you be?

Oh, we always get a five-star guest rating everywhere we go!

Well, then, you can get a five-star guest rating

at Casa Humphrey, too.

ALL: Ooh!

COUSIN BUD: I made this cleaner myself.

It's all natural.

Thanks, Cousin Bud.

That's a spooky good job. (CHUCKLES)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Perfect form!

Cleared for takeoff.

(BANGS)

Nice!

Stick around! (GRUNTS)

BOTH: Yay! (GIGGLING)

(CHUCKLING)

Hija, is the blindfold really necessary?

No, it isn't.

(CLEARS THROAT) And now, I present to you...

(GASPS)

...the Helpful Humphreys Chore Chart...

Now with 100% more primos!

(CRYING)

Not the reaction I was expecting.

No, no, no, no, this is great, Tater.

(CRYING LOUDER) I am just so happy!

This is such a clever idea.

You really stepped up for me today!

Well, honestly, I just wanted

more time to focus on my vision board.

Wait, you were trying to make a vision board today?

Yup. Speaking of which,

do we have any more old cereal boxes?

No, Tater.

Your vision board deserves supplies

that are as special as you!

In fact, I've been saving something for you.

Wow, Ma, you're giving me your fancy art box?

It's your fancy art box now, Tater.

And maybe this board's big enough for all your hopes and dreams!

Bravissima!

Thanks, Mom!

But, you know, it wasn't all me.

Everyone's helping now!

(SCREAMS) Hey, primos! New chores are up!

- ALL: Whoo! Yeah! - BIG NACHO: Musculo time!

Hey, where's Nellie's name?

Actually, where's Nellie?

Phew. What a day!

Glad to be home for some peace, quiet, and sanity.

- (DOOR RUMBLES) - Avast, ye landlubber!

(TRUCK STARTING)

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Arr! I've gotcha!

(TATER READING)

TATER: Tater log. Day five.

Another endless barrage of noise, smells, toenail clippings and...

(FART RESONATES)

Ugh. Bodily functions.

Diary, my beloved,

I fear I won't last much longer in the midst of this

Primo pandemonium!

(COUSINS LAUGHING)

COUSIN BUD: Little plant babies.

(COUSINS LAUGHING)

(CRASHING)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(YELLS)

TABI: Hey! Who moved my conditioner?

BIG NACHO: Come on. Totally.

Nowhere is safe.

How is a cute little dreamer gonna dream when she can't catch a gosh darn wink?

(SCREAMING) It says "Do not Disturb"!

Ooh.

Hi, Buela.

Hi. (SPEAKING SPANISH)

Like you got the mal de ojo on you.

Mal de whatso?

The evil eye. A curse.

Buela, I don't believe in curses anymore.

I'm on the path to my final form.

Childhood superstitions are not becoming

of a wise logical woman of advanced years.

(LAUGHS) Aren't you nine?

Exagerada.

That's basically a decade.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Grey hairs.

Ow! Knock it off. (GROANS)

I just need some peace and quiet.

(THUDDING)

(COUSINS SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS) Tengo dolor de cabeza with all this racket.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

- (CRASHING) - (COUSINS SCREAMING)

GORDITA: Unfortunate.

Hiss!

(COUSINS SCREAMING)

(WHIMPERS) It's over.

So quiet.

- Are these things on? - (CLINKING)

Hey, Lotlot, where'd everyone go?

No one wanted to join my tea party.

Guess it'll just be me and Dolly.

Dolly?

(CHITTERS)

(SCREAMS)

I mean, uh, what's her name?

I just told you. It's Dolly.

It's right there on her tombstone.

EERIE VOICE: Dolly!

Everyone leaves me alone when I bring her out to play.

Is that so?

ALL: Tater, play with us.

Back, primos!

(SCREAMING)

Me and Dolly, I guess we're kind of a lot-lot. (CHUCKLES)

I wanna play with Dolly!

But me and Dolly were having quality time.

Quality time.

You know, my mom told me that this summer is all about

getting quality time with the primos.

And it's true for you too, Lotlot.

Why don't you spend some "QT" with those cuties?

You never know what you'll learn about yourself, or something like that.

And I can watch Dolly for you.

Eh? Nyeh?

Okay. You can watch Dolly.

- Yes! - But there are rules.

Dolly hates being alone, so you have to keep her near you at all times.

Easy, we'll be (CHUCKLING) so inseparable.

You also have to brush her hair exactly 100 times a night

or the spiders will come out.

Lastly, never, ever let Dolly lay down on her side.

Why?

It reminds her of the time she was buried alive. (ECHOES)

(GASPS)

Do you understand the rules?

Y-y-yes, totally.

Now, go be the social butterfly

I see under that crusty chrysalis.

Go fly, Lotlot, fly!

We're gonna do great things together, Dolly-o.

(TATER READING)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY AND CHUCKLES)

Oh, Dolly, you jokesie little, uh, jokester.

(GRUNTING) Aqui estas.

We got some new hairdos to try on you, Tateroo.

Can you do one for Dolly, too?

(ALL GASPING)

(CHUCKLES) Up top.

(GAGS) Why? (GROANS)

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.

DOLLY: Occupied.

(YELPS) Never mind, man.

The backyard is nature's toilet. (GROANS)

Tater time, and it feels so good!

(GASPS) Refreshed, unburdened.

You've earned it, my friend.

(GROANS)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

TATER: Here's Dolly!

(ALL SCREAMING)

(SIGHS) The sweet sound of silence and solitude,

all thanks to you.

(CHUCKLES) You're a total doll.

Now, stand guard while I sketch up some fan art of future me.

Oh, that's good.

But it needs some more glitter on the robot arm though.

Oh, my apologies, Dolly!

Wait, weren't you over there? How'd you...

Tater, you've got the mal de ojo on you.

Ojo, ojo, ojo.

¡Tonta! Ojo means eye.

Eye? (GASPS)

DOLLY: (WHISPERING) I see you.

(SCREAMS) I mean, uh, maybe I'm too old for dolls.

You know, as a wise logical woman of advanced years.

Now, back to the robot arm.

DOLLY: Let me out.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Just the wind.

DOLLY: Let me out!

Oh, gosh, it's real drafty in here.

I don't wanna get sick. So, bye, Dolly!

Hello, family.

(CHUCKLING) What fine cinema are we enjoying tonight?

Gordita broke the TV again.

I merely borrowed some wires it didn't need.

Come on!

(ALL GROANING)

(DOLLY LAUGHS)

(SCREAMING)

Did you see Dolly? She was there.

If this is a prank, it isn't funny.

You know I love me a good prank,

but I ain't going near that doll. No offense.

I'm flattered. Tater, if you're scared, I could take her back

I'm not scared of her. Or her ojo curses.

Just remember to brush her hair,

keep her upright and in your sight,

and you'll be fine.

Uh, in my sight?

(SHUDDERING) I, uh, forgot something.

If that doll's stayin' up in your room,

then we're all gonna sleep downstairs!

Not scary at all!

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(GROANS)

(SCREAMS)

...58, 59, 60.

(ALL SNORING)

(GASPS AND GROANS)

(DOLLY LAUGHING)

How do I stop it?

(SHUDDERING)

Buela! You were right,

it's the ojo thing.

Help me!

I've been preparing for this moment toda mi vida. Esperate.

(CLUCKS)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

I have no idea what you're saying, but I like it.

(SNORES)

Ugh. Bapu rub? Really?

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

It works for everything.

(CHICKEN CLUCKS)

Is this really going to save me?

Shh-shh. Trust me. (SPEAKING SPANISH)

It's part of the process.

BOTH: Run!

Well, that's not part of the process.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(DOLLY LAUGHING)

That muneca is ruining my limpia.

Time to bring out the big guns!

(SCREAMING)

Sage, the biggest gun of them all!

Mal de ojo, turn away from my granddaughter!

- Hmm? - (LOTLOT COUGHS)

TATER: Lotlot?

(COUGHS) Dang, Buela, you're a boss.

Dang right.

Lotlot, I thought you were asleep.

Wait a second.

Have you been behind all this spooky stuff?

Don't lie, I can read body language.

No, yeah, it was totally me.

Well, what about Dolly's awful laughter?

(DOLLY LAUGHS)

Told you to never tilt her. Her voice box is kinda wonky.

So, she's not haunted?

I wish, but no. She had help.

Let me out!

You're earning your flies tonight, boys.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

You put a hole in my table?

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Giving me a heart attack!

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(GROANS) I need some ice cream.

Yeah, what she said!

Lotlot, why did you do all that?

I was just doing what you suggested.

Getting to know my primos through some quality time.

And I thought I'd start with you.

There are a million better ways to get to know someone!

Scaring is my love language.

Oh, what about giving gifts? Words of affirmation?

Not really my style.

- (SIGHS) - But I think you are.

My style, I mean.

Mmm. Because I'm so easy to scare?

No. I mean, yeah.

But it's more like, you understand

how nice it is to be quiet and alone sometimes.

Maybe we could be alone together?

Alone together.

Do you wanna have that tea party?

I'm kind of hungry.

I'll get the gore-d'oeuvres.

(CHUCKLES)

The what now?

TATER: (SIGHS) Eh, I wasn't that scared.

But the one thing that really spooked me was the TV stunt.

(CHEWING) How'd you do that?

I didn't do anything with the TV.

(SWALLOWS) Some things in life I'm never gonna understand, am I?

It's more fun that way.

Tea?

Oh, good, this looks normal.

Blood orange. Extra blood.

(SIPS AND SMACKS LIPS)

Huh, not bad. (SIPS)

Ah. (SPEAKING SPANISH)

Maybe you're more of a blessing than a curse after all, muneca.

(DOLLY SPEAKING SPANISH)

(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)