Original subtitles

.

- Illumination!

[giggles]

[singing gibberish

to "Silent Night"]

- Ah, no, no!

[gibberish]

[singing gibberish

to "Jingle Bells"]

♪ ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

[continue singing gibberish

to "Jingle Bells"]

♪ ♪

[laughing]

- Welcome to the

"Minions Holiday Special."

- Hello!

- Starring the Minions...

- Ah, oh!

- In four mind-blowing

Mini-Movies.

- What?

- Get ready for action...

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yee-haw!

- High-fives,

poor judgement...

- Ahh!

- Romance...

- Hello, Papa-gara.

- And special guest stars...

- Puppy! Ohh!

- As the Minions

take over the holidays.

So go ahead,

grab a snack...

- Bleh!

Ah, ahh!

- And enjoy a not-so-silent

night with the Minions...

- Luca!

- Starting with our first

"Minions" Mini-Movie.

[cheering]

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- Oh!

Oh, whoa!

Whoa, no!

♪ ♪

all: [excited gibberish]

[giggling]

- Oh.

[chattering]

- Oh, look!

- [gibberish]

- Whew, oh.

[gibberish]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [giggling]

Oh!

["Deck the Halls" melody]

- Oh, there you go!

- Oh!

- Wow!

- Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

- [excited gibberish]

- Okay, everybody!

Time to start.

- [excited gibberish]

♪ ♪

- Come a little closer.

- [chuckling] Whoa.

- Wah!

- Who's ready

for elf training?

all: Me!

Pick me!

- Hit it, boys!

- Whoo-hoo!

[ringing melody]

- ♪ So stomp your feet

and give a twerk ♪

♪ When the music plays,

we can get to work ♪

Whoo-hoo!

♪ We work all night,

we work all day ♪

♪ We put the toys

in Santa's sleigh ♪

Ha, ha, ha!

[train whistle]

- Whoa!

- [laughing]

♪ ♪

- [laughing]

- [frustrated gibberish]

- [straining]

Whoa!

- That's not--

[fart sound]

Oh--oh!

- Hey, tutti bueno, eh?

[giggling]

- Ugh, all right.

Let's train you

for something else.

- Ah, ah.

Huh?

Oh!

- [laughing]

- Eh, yeah.

[frightened gibberish]

- Wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

♪ ♪

Ahh...

all: [gasping]

- I know the perfect job

for you guys.

- [straining]

Ugh!

- [sighs]

Oh?

Ohhh.

Oh, budjs?

- [crying]

- Oh.

Come in!

- Heh, heh, heh.

[whistles]

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Ahh!

Oh!

[frantic gibberish]

- Huh?

♪ ♪

all: Yeah!

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

- [frantic gibberish]

- Whoa, look out!

♪ ♪

- Ahh!

- [laughing]

- Oh, no!

No, no, no, no, no!

all: [screaming]

- You've ruined everything!

You'll never be elves!

- Bah.

Oh, oh!

- Look out!

- Ohh.

- Ho, ho, ho!

- [gasps]

Santa's coming!

all: [screaming]

- Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap.

[reindeer groaning]

- [gasps]

all: [screaming]

- Ha!

- Ah!

- Eh.

[giggling]

- Ho, ho, ho!

- [chuckling nervously]

Your sleigh is all ready,

Santa.

all: [cheering]

[neighing]

- Wait!

Oh, ooh.

[glass clattering]

[chuckling]

Trainees, am I right?

- Whoa!

Hey!

[excited gibberish]

♪ Hey ♪

- Hmm?

[straining]

- [giggling]

[imitating grunts]

- [whistles]

Hup, hup, hup, hup!

Ha!

all: Whoa!

- [laughing]

all: [gasp]

- Grr!

- [chuckling nervously]

[electrical buzzing]

all: Ahh!

- The

"Minions Holiday Special"

will be right back.

Stick around.

[electrical buzzing]

- [snoring]

- Uhh, Mini-Boss?

[gibberish]

- Ahh.

- [gibberish]

- Okay, fine, fine.

- Because you had a nightmare,

but just tonight.

- [excited giggling]

[gibberish]

Ahh.

- I'm not buying the nightmare

story, though.

- Uh, scuza?

E mé?

[curious gibberish]

- Oh, really?

You too?

- Mm-hmm.

- Get in.

- [laughing]

Thank you.

[soft twinkling music]

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Yes, yes, yes.

Good night.

♪ ♪

- [shouting]

Good night!

- Ohh!

- Ahh.

- Ohh...

- "Minions:

The Rise of Gru."

Rated PG.

.

- Welcome back to the

"Minions Holiday Special."

["Jingle Bells"

in gibberish]

- Ta-da!

[honking]

- Get out your ugly

holiday sweaters.

- Huh? Aah!

both: [laughing]

- It's time for another

"Minions" Mini-Movie.

[ice cream truck melody]

♪ ♪

- Ice cream!

- I'm getting a double dip.

- I'm getting a chocolate cone.

- Come on, let's go!

- I'm getting two scoops of--

Minions: [excited gibberish]

- Aah!

- Eh?

- Huh?

- Stupid bike.

[sniffles]

- Oh...

Grr.

both: [frustrated gibberish]

- [crying]

both: [straining]

- [gibberish]

- [crying]

- Hey?

[determined gibberish]

- Heh, heh!

- No, no.

No, no!

[gibberish]

- Ahh.

- Okay?

- Okay.

["Rocky" theme playing]

[whistle twirrs]

- [gibberish]

Ah, bueno.

[chuckling]

- Whoa, oh, oh, oh!

- [chuckling]

- [straining]

Must...get...ice cream!

♪ ♪

- Look out.

- Eh?

Uh?

Aah, aah!

[screaming]

♪ ♪

[Minions singing

gibberish to "Rocky" theme]

♪ ♪

♪ Ahh ♪

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

- Let's do this.

♪ ♪

- Agnes?

♪ ♪

- Wow.

- Awesome!

- [giggling]

- [gibberish]

- Mwah!

- Hup!

all: [frustrated gibberish]

- [humming to ice cream truck

tune]

- Come on, guys!

- I can almost taste it!

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

[alarm ringing]

[gasps]

- Yippie-doo!

- Get out of there!

- Hey!

Ah, that's my truck!

Oh, you good-for-nothing

hoodlum!

- My ice cream...

My ice cream.

♪ ♪

[mechanical whirring]

[engine revs]

[whooshing]

both: [gasp]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my gosh!

Agnes, wait!

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

- Hmm?

- I want my ice cream!

- Ugh.

♪ ♪

Hey!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh, no, no, no!

- Whoa!

- [screaming]

♪ ♪

Whoa!

- Oh!

Hey!

- [screaming]

Hey!

- [screaming]

Ugh.

- [giggling]

- [laughs]

- [giggling]

- Yeah, Agnes!

- Ah!

- This is the best day ever!

- Ahh.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

all: [chuckling]

- Sorry your bike

blew up, Agnes.

- Oh, that's okay.

I think I like this bike

better anyways.

[ice cream truck melody]

[mechanical whirring]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Whoo-hoo!

- Whoa.

♪ ♪

- Oh, hey.

[gibberish]

- [gibberish]

all: Ahh!

- And now,

a special musical treat

from the cast of "Sing."

- ♪ Just hear

those sleigh bells jingling ♪

♪ Ring-ting-tingling too ♪

♪ Come on,

it's lovely weather ♪

♪ For a sleigh ride

together with-- ♪

["Just Dance" by Lady Gaga]

- ♪ Just dance,

gonna be okay ♪

♪ Da-da-do-doot-n,

just dance ♪

♪ Spin that record, babe ♪

♪ Da-da-doo-doot-n,

just dance ♪

- More rockin' moments

are coming your way

on the

"Minions Holiday Special."

We'll be right back.

- ♪ Just dance ♪

- The best gift this holiday

is from...

- "Illumination"!

- The "Illumination"

10 Movie Collection..."

- It's so fluffy!

- With all your

favorite characters.

- It's "Snow" time!

- [singing high note]

- Happy Hol--

- Uh-uh.

- On digital

and Blu-ray and DVD now.

.

- Hello?

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

- Hey, oh!

[gibberish]

- Welcome back to the

"Minions Holiday Special."

- Mm.

- You're gonna love...

- Mwah!

Heh, heh.

- This next

"Minions" Mini-Movie.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- [humming]

[dog barking]

Uh?

Huh?

[dog barking]

♪ ♪

[barks]

Ohh, eh.

Aww.

Hmm?

Ah?

Mm.

Oh!

[dogs barking]

Ohhhh.

[gasps]

[gibberish]

- [growling]

Hey!

Hey, Kyle!

[curious gibberish]

[growling]

- Mm.

Oh!

[gibberish]

[squeaking]

Oh... Ah.

[whistles]

Ah.

[gibberish]

[buzzing]

Oh?

Ahh.

[giggling]

[curious gibberish]

[straining]

Ah?

Oh, oh...

- [whirring]

Huh?

Ah!

Huh?

Oh!

[giggling]

Puppy, puppy?

[gibberish]

- [mechanical whirring]

- Eh?

- [mechanical beep]

- See, see?

- [mechanical whirring]

[sniffing]

[whirring]

- Huh?

[giggling]

Hey, hey?

Oh, hey!

No, no, no, no.

Eh, hey?

[laughing]

[gibberish]

Whoa.

[gasps]

Yeah!

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

- Hello!

♪ ♪

- [gibberish]

- [barks]

- [gibberish]

- [barks]

- [gibberish]

- [aggressive barking]

- [affirmative gibberish]

♪ ♪

- Oh?

[gibberish]

- [whirring]

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah,

oh, bop ♪

♪ Dapa-doo-bop ♪

♪ Doo-yap-bop ♪

♪ Doo-bop,

dapa-doo ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- Thank you.

- Thank you!

- ♪ Doo-yappa-doo ♪

♪ Bop dappa-doo ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- [growling]

[whirring]

all: Yay!

[soft music]

- Uhh.

[nervous giggling]

- [whirring]

- Oh!

[excited gibberish]

- [whirring]

- Butt, butt?

Butt!

Butt, butt, butt, butt,

butt, butt!

[laughing]

- [mechanical beeping]

[whirring]

- Huh?

Huh.

- [whirs]

♪ ♪

- Ohh.

[curious gibberish]

Oh?

Ohh...

♪ ♪

Hmm.

♪ ♪

Hmm.

[beeping]

♪ ♪

[mechanical whooshing]

- Hey!

[gibberish]

- [sad whirring]

- [curious gibberish]

- [whirs]

♪ ♪

- [whirring]

- [gibberish]

[mechanical whirring]

♪ ♪

all: Yay!

- [laughing]

Whoa!

Aww.

[laughing]

- [purring]

- [chuckles]

- [beeping]

- [encouraging gibberish]

- [whirring]

♪ ♪

- Hmm...

- [whirring]

- Huh?

Oh?

- [whirring]

- Oh?

♪ ♪

[gasps]

Huh?

Puppy?

Ooh!

[laughing]

Puppy!

Thank you!

- [whirring]

[upbeat music]

all: [cheering]

♪ ♪

- Only a Grinch wouldn't want

to see more "Minions."

- Ah!

- Don't go anywhere.

- Ugh.

- We'll be right back.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

Universal Orlando Resort.

Buy two days and get

three days free at the parks.

Restrictions apply.

.

["We Wish You

A Merry Christmas"]

- Welcome back to the

"Minions Holiday Special,"

and another

"Minions" Mini-Movie.

[piano music]

- Ugh.

[serious gibberish]

- Oh, Miguel!

Mi amor!

Mwah, mwah, mwah!

- [laughing]

- Whoo-hoo!

- That was awesome!

- Badger Scouts are the best!

- We earned so many badges!

Minions: Oh!

- Badges.

- Pretty sweet, right?

Minions: Ahhh.

["Call to Post"-like tune]

- And, hut!

children: Hut!

Minions: [gobbling]

- At ease, you weaselly wimps.

Welcome to Badger Scouts.

You think you've got what it

takes to earn my badges?

Minions: Si!

- [chuckling]

[whistle twirrs]

Well, show me what you've got.

- All right, here we go.

- Give me that tent pole.

- [straining]

- Got it.

♪ ♪

- Go!

- Ahh!

[frantic gibberish]

- [straining]

Oh!

[bird screeches]

- Ooh, ehh.

- Now, that's what I call

a tent!

Here's your badge.

What?

What the--

Minions: [gobbling]

[bird squawks]

- Hmm.

- Aww.

♪ ♪

- Mm-hmm!

Good work, scouts!

Minions: [chuckling]

[straining]

- [cooing]

♪ ♪

- Good job!

- Yes!

- Blah! Blah! Blah!

[bear roars]

[screaming]

♪ ♪

- Huh?

Oh.

Huh, huh?

[screaming]

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

- Oh, uh...right there!

- Well done.

- Uh, uh, uh...

no, no.

Uh...pff.

[gibberish]

- [giggling]

Oh!

[gibberish]

- Oh, oh.

[distorted music]

all: Whoa.

- Magic.

[Minions singing]

[singing]

- Ugh!

Minions: Whoa, whoa!

♪ ♪

[screaming]

- No, no, no, no!

- [screaming]

♪ ♪

- [screaming]

- [screaming]

[straining]

Grr, ahh!

[frustrated gibberish]

- Hey, no, no, no, no, no!

all: Yay!

- Huh, looks like

you finally earned these.

Minions: [excited gibberish]

- Eh?

- Oh?

all: [screaming]

- So, how'd it go?

Minions: [crying]

- Aww.

Here.

You can have my sharing badge.

Minions: Ahh.

- [gibberish]

- [frustrated gibberish]

- Guys!

Here.

both: [chuckling]

[upbeat music]

- Whoa.

- ♪ Gangsta, gangsta ♪

- ♪ Hey, yeah, that's me ♪

♪ Chillin' out, ridin' dirty ♪

♪ Comin' down yo' street ♪

♪ I'm a gangsta, gangsta ♪

- All right,

you weaselly wimps.

Ten-hut!

all: [gobbling]

- Huh?

Bah?

Minions: [gobbling]

- [screaming]

- Whoa!

[gibberish]

[bear roars]

♪ ♪

- Thanks for joining us.

We hope your season

is bright...

- Bee-doo.

Ahh!

- Bursting with joy,

good cheer...

Minions: Yay!

- And strange homemade gifts.

- [happy gibberish]

- From all of us.

- Blah!

- Happy Holidays.

That's all

from the "Minions,"

but here's one more

holiday treat

from "The Secret Life

of Pets."

- ♪ Sleigh bells ring,

are you listening? ♪

♪ In the lane,

snow is glistening ♪

♪ A beautiful sight,

we're happy tonight ♪

♪ Walking in

a winter wonderland ♪

- [growls]

- ♪ Gone away

is the bluebird ♪

- [yowling]

- ♪ Here to stay ♪

♪ Is the new bird ♪

♪ He sings

a love song ♪

- ♪ As we go along ♪

♪ Walking in

a winter wonderland ♪

- ♪ In the meadow,

we can build a snowman ♪

♪ And pretend that

he is Parson Brown ♪

- ♪ He'll say,

"Are you married?" ♪

♪ We'll say,

"No, man" ♪

♪ But you can do the

job when you're in town ♪

♪ Walking in

a winter wonderland ♪

- [whistles]

- [barks]

♪ ♪

[party horn honking]

♪ ♪

[party horn honking]

♪ ♪

- [frantic gibberish]

[crying]

Oh, ahh!

- [humming]

[screaming]

♪ ♪

[screaming]

♪ ♪

both: [cheering]

[excited gibberish]

all: [cheering]

♪ ♪

all: [cheering]