All language subtitles for El.Barco.s01e05.sub.eng

Every one of those red dots
is a ship with an SOS.

turn the ship around.

If we go, we'll all die.

In the name of God, I demand
that you face land right now.

The storm was not
a climate event,

it was a catastrophe.

What does that mean?

It's very likely that we
are the only inhabitants of the world.

The earth was shaking like a rattle
and altered the magnetic field.

For that cutlery are sketched in heaven.

I don't want a girlfriend. I don't want it.

You are a fool,

from head to toe.

I am not your girlfriend,

nor a seagull in menopause.

I'm pregnant, Palomares.

Impregnated, expecting, you hear?

It 's the the most
important child in the world.

And you have to take care of it.

I want an abortion, Piti.

Piti, because we will be here...

until eventually the food runs out,

People will start
to get sick and die.

And I will not let
my son live through all this.

To this child, there will be things
he has never known.

It's up to you to show him
the bright side of things.

- You'll be glued to Julia overnight.
- All right.

Wouldn't you like to know...

Who would like to kiss you?

- Why are you locked up?
- Family problems.

I always picture the beautiful things I see.

And I don't even like you.

Not even I like you.

You take care of the body. I'll disappear
on a ship the time required.

Let him go.

It's clear that your father and I
started on the wrong foot...

So it's better if...
we stop seeing each other.

No...

And you're sure you're
making the right choice?

Because I think you're wrong,

Then we have a date.

Yes.

The boy who is it? I know him?

I do not like you.

The only thing we know
right now is that the earth...
46th

has a 99% liquid surface,
therefore the land is still there.

The trip was to last two months.

We will stay afloat until we die
like rats in a trap, fuck.

Gentlemen!

I think you're forgetting one thing.

We are alive.

I am convinced that out there
there is no other living people.

So what we need to do is organize.

From now on, your cabin
will be your homes,

your companions will be your family.

Because the 75 meters of this ship,

are the only solid thing
you tread down.

Until we find this new land,
mentioned by the doctor.

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Once my mother told me about
a thing called faith.

She told me she used to believe in
things you can't see. Like the wind ...

or water in a glass bottle.

She also told me that there are people
who have faith and others who don't have it.

And me, when I put a tooth under my pillow,

the next day I find out that the fairy
in its place put some sweets.

And the fairy is not seen,

not even the witch, or Santa Claus,
or fairies or goblins.

But I believe...

it means that I have this thing
that my mother called faith.

- How are you?
- Good morning.

The water in the shower was cold again.

I'm getting sick and tired of
rationing hot water in the cabins.

You should be sick and tired of your daughter,
if she's having a good time with someone.

- The rules apply to everyone, Ricardo.
- Wait,

It must be understood, that
Ahinoa is not having a good time,

it's like a summer camp, the first love.
It's a childish love.

And a little something unimportant.
It's obvious, isn't it?

Yes, yes, of course, it is clear.

Captain, first mate...

I ask permission
to build a chapel on the ship.

I thought that given what happened...

we would do well to have a place
for prayers and meditation.

Yes, of course.

And together with the chapel
we might also build...

- A mosque, a synagogue?
- It's not a topic for jokes.

People have lost their family,
their world.

A place where they can open up,
express their emotions, feelings, fears...

it would be a big help
for the crew, Captain.

Thank you for the proposal, Palomares...

but the North Star is a ship
non-political and non-denominational...

I do not accept either political
groups nor sacred places on my boat.

Permission denied.

That is a mistake, Captain.

In the engine room
there is a closed bathroom,

there you may result in making
a few close friends if you want.

- Dad!
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Go outside, out. Outside. All right honey,
nothing happened. Later, bye.

What is it?

Nothing.

Please.

It's a secret.

Come on.

Okay, but you have to promise
you will not tell anyone.

- All right.
- All right.

Swear.

Alright.

It was on the mizzenmast,
the wind knocked it out of the nest.

I think it's a sparrow.

How nice it is, isn't it?

Yes, but it's sad.

Definitely wants his mom.

Maybe shes's a million miles away,
like mine.

Or maybe she is around here.

We can put out the bread,

and see if she can find him. Or, perhaps,
we find another bird who knows her.

We put some bread outside.

Hello. You know him. No?

I'm sorry...

But you're the only one on board
that doesn't have a medical card.

I don't know your blood type,
if you have allergies...

in case something happens
it could be important.

Done.

Hold on.

Hold down for a few minutes.

Listen, you're not gonna give me a
sandwich, peach juice or something else?

I need to ask you some questions
to complete the sheet.

- okay.
- So...

how many relationships have
you had in the last year?

Is that important?

The other boys were subjected to all
sorts of tests or aptitude tests...

to be a part of the shipment.

You know just what thou hast said.

And I need to have on you the same
information that I have on others.

Then, five or six...

more or less.

Do you have a relationship at the moment?

These questions are written by hand,
they're not part of the sheet.

They are supplementary questions.

They are complementary for the test?

- What else could it be?
- I don't know, you tell me.

What should I say?

These questions are for you,
for your interest. They're for you.

No, what are you saying?
Come on, they are for testing...

of course they are for the test.

I swear.

Vilma,
why not take advantage of being pregnant?

If you do this for sure
you will be obligated to free cleaning.

The belly and the rag are not
compatible, Vilma, are not compatible.

Don't worry about me, Piti.

I can and I will continue to do
the same things that others do.

Where are you going, guys?

Wax on, Wax off.
We need to shine the deck.

- I'll take care of the deck, okay?
- But...

The first mate has shown the plan,
it's our turn to clean.

I know, I know.

Only the plan was wrong.
We put it in place.

It's my turn.

- Are you sure?
- Sure.

Okay. I didn't say I'd do it twice.
Look...

- your gloves ...
- Quick, what do I do now.

- Thanks guys.
- See you later.

- Ramiro, second breakfast?
- Or the third.

El Barco - 1x05
- the squawk -

You saw her as well as I did,

she had just shaved her bush.

Look, can you drop the subject?

I will drop the argument,

but even if I leave it alone,
she is still shaved.

Well, so what?

There's a lot of people who do it,
it's a fashion, it makes for hygiene.

Hygiene? For hygiene he says.

Don't you realize, Ricardo.
Nothing but childish love and summer camp.

The grass is cut when there is a match.

Stop for a moment,
what the fuck does that mean?

What I mean is that throughout
your daughters life you were on board.

You don't know anything about her. then
you can't even know if she is a virgin.

What are you saying?

Just what I said.

Do you know? Do you know if she is a virgin?

Look, my daughter's virginity
does not concern you. And also...

I prefer her to be in love and not passing
the days thinking about the end of the world.

Maybe everyone is in love on the ship.

Captain, Captain.

The ravens

What is it Ulises?

A cloud of birds heads towards us,
are a lot.

So what? What is the problem?
They must be migratory birds.

That is the problem.

Migratory birds directed where?

The thousands of birds that were in the air
at the time of the disaster are not dead.

Days They are flying without finding land.

The ship is the thing
most similar to the land there is.

Precisely.

My God. We just needed this.
Being attacked by a flock of starlings.

No, it is not a flock.
It's a colony of more than 40,000 specimens,

and they are headed here.

They are over our heads
and are extremely hungry and aggressive.

Shit, shit.

Okay,
don't let them come near the ship.

Disseminate the deck with
scarecrows and shiny objects...

without any inconvenience
to scare away the birds.

Gather everyone into the club.

Come on, move.

If you take them, then I take them too.

I swear.

What you gonna do, kill yourself, Vilma?

What is the problem?

That your child doesn't know
the world that you knew you?

Well, who gives a fuck.

We will give him a world
with bells and whistles.

He doesn't have a father?
Well I will be the father.

You the Father?

Sure.

And when he wakes up at four in the morning
you'll get up to give him his bottle?

- Yes.
- You'll change diapers 7 times a day?

Of course.

Alright.

From now on,
you're the father of my baby.

The pills are doxilamina,
used for morning sickness,

and I don't think they
will kill me or the baby.

Thank you, daddy.

I was going to die in shame.

I was naked, as you could imagine
then my father cames in, all of a sudden?

But it's your father.

A breast or thigh
are nothing for a father.

He has seen you naked a million times.

- Give me the tray...
- Not in the last ten years. Salome.

Why can't daddy see you
naked and me he can?

Because...

why not, Valeria, it's different.

Why is it different?

Well, it's different because
you're not developed...

while your sister
has developed everywhere.

- Salome...
- Beautiful.

To be developed is to have her boobs?

Well, yes, more or less.
Namely those and other things.

Look, by the dot, okay?
Do you remember?

Think about the sausage.

So, fathers can see their daughters
naked if they don't have boobs,

But if they grow they can't any more.

More or less...

The captain said that everyone
must come to the mess hall.

He told me to warn you.

There are more than 50 metal foils
in the hold.

If we tie them close together,
touching will make noise.

Do you really think that these birds
are so dangerous?

I don't want to take any chances.

Ricardo,

one thing,

first when you said...

maybe everybody was in love on the ship,
did you mean me and Salome?

Do you think I...
that I'm in love with her?

You're asking me? Just ask yourself.

Julian, these are things that you feel.
And if you don't know you...

Come on, let's go.

I'll be...

That seminarian of my boots
has completely ignored your orders.

He built a chapel float.

In the end I screwed up.

I told Vilma that I will be
a father to her baby.

I did like St. Joseph
with the Holy Spirit.

I spout the child,
but without the fun, Palomares.

I was not even the court jester.

- I don't know...
- Palomares!

I don't like to repeat orders.

Dismount the chapel immediately
that you built in the hold.

Come on, Captain, we are alone,
lost in the middle of the ocean.

What harm can a chapel do?

Don't you realize that people
need to believe? To have faith?

They can believe in me,
have faith in their captain.

You can't believe in someone just for
his distinctive anchor in the cap.

If you don't know anything about the badges
I hope you know something about the toilets.

Because you will clean
them every day for months,

if you don't unmount the chapel
in less than twenty minutes.

Twenty minutes.

The rest of you? What are you
doing here standing around for?

I want you to bring
this on deck, now.

Raul, take this tip
and tie it to the port side of the ankle.

Hey.

- We have to go to the canteen.
- I know.

- Julia.
- What is it?

Maybe I made up some shit
in the history of the test.

I wanted to apologize.

No, I imagine, nothing happened.

In fact, I wanted to apologize.

Maybe I did ask
a little too personal and...

You know... I don't know... after that...

after what you have done for me,
than I have argued, well...

I suddenly thought, maybe...

you felt something for me and...

Well, I wanted to investigate a little.

Investigate?

About me? About my private life?

And why not?

Yes, I know, it's stupid.

And no, I don't know. Like a fool
I thought maybe...

I don't know that there was something...

and I got carried away.

Oh ... My god, I feel
like a fifteen year old.

- Okay. Can I ask you something?
- Yes.

Could you pretend
it never happened?

No.

- Please.
- No.

Do you think the dummies
will make the birds go away?

I have not eaten,
or slept in eight days

do you think I would stop
half a dozen dolls?

Ricardo, sorry, I wanted
to ask you something.

How do you know if one is in love?

How do you know?

Julian, you know that's all.

How many times a day
do you think about her?

Captain.

Captian...

The birds have come because of me.

I took one of their children and put
bread in the window to bring be his...

What is it doing here?

I don't know. Maybe some window was open.

They arrived.

Run.

Run!

Get in.

Go upstairs, hurry.

It worked.

It worked, guys! It worked.

The terracotta soldiers on the bridge
have done their duty.

Those birds have gone to
snack somewhere else, for sure. Sure!

Silence.

Shoot!

What do we do?

- Cover the portholes good. Hurry up.
- Did you hear? Hurry up!

Do what you can
by using these tables.

Mattresses, ropes, nails. Come on!

- Tapped holes, those crows there are caught!
- Cover the skylights, everyone.

Use anything
trays, mats, whatever.

Piti.

Ricardo, the bridge.
If they enter the bridge we are dead.

Come on.

Close it.

Come on, get out!

The mattresses are upstairs.

The birds are on the deck outside
and in part of the command.

But the problem is the bridge.

If we can't get in,
we can't control the ship.

We are adrift.

I don't know, we can...

we can start the engine
manually.

Yes, but we can't
control the direction.

We would continue to go round in circles,
like headless chickens.

With a calm sea we can last days

but if a storm breaks out
the situation would be critical.

We accept recommendations.

Dad, when will I grow boobs?

Someday, my daughter, someday.

The B becomes so, as a figure eight
flattened to the left.

We could give the birds what they want.
To eat.

No, if they understand that there's something
to eat, they will not go away anymore.

And if we bring the food somewhere else?

We could fill a ship with food,
take it fifteen miles from the ship

and leave it with the engine running.

Yes, and the lucky one who
will bring the ship there?

They will have to come back swimming.
I can do it. I'll go.

If you go out there, their food will be you.
Those birds have a ravenous hunger.

First they will attack the mucous membranes,
then the soft tissues,

then they will bucher your skin
to the sound of pecks.

they will devour you. In two minutes
there will be nothing left of you, only bones.

- Daddy?
- What, honey?

When I grow boobs,
you won't look at me?

Of course not, darling, when you grow
up you'll get the bathroom alone.

Concentrated Come on. The A is like a ring.

- Hello, Salome.
- Hello.

- I'll give you a hand.
- No, no, I got it.

See?

- Can I get a glass of milk?
- Of course. Yes.

- Look, Salome.
- Tell me.

You never wanted to have children?

And who told you that
I don't have children?

- I don't know. It was just an impression.
- But yes, yes I do.

Four officers,
fourteen sailors and twenty pupils.

And you don't know the
effort to look after you all.

Of course I wanted to have children.

It was my biggest dream.

But I think that there are people
made for them and the others are not.

And how do you know?

How do you know if one
is made to have children?

How do you know?

I believe that when one wants
to grow, to educate,

to set a good example,

and above all to give love to a
little person to make them happy.

Don't you think so?

- Where are you going? Stop. What are you doing?
- Burbuja?

- Burbuja.
- Stop. Where are you going?

- Burbuja!
- Stop.

I can do it. I can wear
four or five suits of neoprene.

They will not break them with pecks.

The suits are in the bridge.

We can't get to them.

Any other ideas?

How come this morning
you looked at Ainhoas boobs?

Honey, we're going to write in the bed.

Here you do not concentrate. Come on.

Sit back and right now I'll
bring you the other colors.

Valeria, I have told you a thousand times
to close the drawers.

Give me a hand with her, please.

I propose to do nothing.

Living beings are motivated by hunger.

When the birds understand
that here they get nothing,

they will go somewhere else.

It's so that they survive.

You're telling me
to remain with our arms folded?

Yes.

Captain, you must come a moment.
We have a problem.

Leave me alone. Get off me!

- Stop or I'll break your face.
- No. I have to go out.

The dummies didn't scare them,
because they are immobile.

I have to go out to send them away.

Stop or I'll break your face.
Get up, retard.

- Do not speak thus with Burbuja in your life.
- I'll come and tell a cook...

how should I talk to my crew?

- Yes.
- Enough, Burbuja. Stop.

Sailor, stop.

That's an order.

It 's my fault, sir, but I can fix it.

- It is not your fault.
- Yes, it is.

I am the fool of the ship, right?

It the idiot of the
ship is stupid to call...

the parents of a sparrow
to come and get him.

For this reason we have all
those birds out there,

because that idiot Burbuja called them.

Look, Burbuja, many people here
believe that you are stupid,

instead you are very intelligent,

to me the most intelligent on board.

You say that I'm intelligent
to make me feel good,

- But it's a lie.
-- No!

You are the smartest.

So smart that I entrust Valeria to you.

Do you think I would leave my child
with anyone?

I leave her with you
because you're a good boy, Burbuja...

and intelligent.

So, I'm smart?

Sure, Burbuja. Sure.

Come on.

All right.

As a precaution everyone will sleep
in the lunchroom and in the club.

Perhaps tomorrow
the birds will be gone.

Go get mattresses and sleeping bags.

That's an order.

Ainhoa.

Good night.

Good night.

Jump. One, two, three.

- Daddy, I have a bit of fear.
- For the birds?

Honey, don't be afraid for that.

But I heard that they will eat us.

But how do birds eat us?

Can't you see that beak baby?
We are not.

When you wake up in the morning, the birds
will be gone. Go to sleep.

Here we go.

Aren't you forgetting something?

- Hello, my child.
- Hello.

What a situation, huh?

This morning, I mean.

However, you relax,
I haven't seen you naked or anything.

Well, maybe a little...

flash, a moment,

the right to realize
that you've changed...

changed a lot.

Yes, yes.

- Well, I'm twenty, the body changes...
- Do not tell me...

Do you think this belly was there before?

Look, Ainhoa...

it's none of my business, but...

- Are you a virgin?
- What?

Nothing.

I was wondering if you were a virgin, so to speak
because you and I speak little.

First because I was not there,
like I am now.

Not, seeing you...

so, I came up with this question.
If you're not, nothing happens.

No.

Are you?

Dad...

I don't think it's the right time
to talk about it.

Sure, it's true. You're right.

- Yes Better again.
- Yes.

We've made a little space here,
near Valeria.

No, it's just that I moved to give
you a kiss, I go to sleep at the club.

If you don't mind.

At the club, right?

With that boy.

Yes.

I'll get my things.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Bye, fatty.

Good night. Kisses.

- See you tomorrow.
- Bye, beautiful.

- Look but...
- What?

She's going to the game, I told you so.

Yes, she's going to the club with her boyfriend
plus another fifteen people.

If you want to talk about games,
we can talk about yours.

After seeing you humiliate Salome,
I think...

you're madly in love with her.

And that's twenty years
you hold the handbrake on.

It 's time you take it.

Although I doubt
that you have the courage to do so.

Look, here it says at the tenth week
the fetus is about the size of a kiwi.

Your son is a kiwi.

Well, stepson, Vilma.
Not son, stepson.

I'm here just to talk to you...

two of us.

I...

I'm really sorry, but...

I withdraw.

I can't, Vilma.

I wouldn't be in a position

more that I would be a bad example
for the child.

In short, I am Piti,

that farts, the gum idiot.

I can't give an example to a child,

not even a kiwi, Vilma.

Piti...

You know why I told just you
I did't want to keep the baby?

Why?

Because I knew you'd push me
to move forward,

because you're the guy who tells jokes
during a storm,

you're the one who organizes events
after the Apocalypse,

you are the cork that remains afloat
in the midst of a shipwreck, Piti...

not like me.

That's why I chose you.

But I understand.

In short, no one enters into an infirmary
to help a friend and comes out a father.

I would have liked it,
but I understand.

Do you think they will go away?

Well, of course,

This ship is too boring.

- And if all this had a reason?
- What is it?

A punishment from God

God flooded the world.

Estela, God is merciful, he does not punish...

he rewards.

And how do you explain the plight of birds?
They are like the plagues of Egypt.

- I'm sure it's a divine punishment.
- Do you hear what you're saying?

Certainly before you wouldn't have
walked into a church not even by mistake,

and now you talk
like a religious fanatic, Estela.

When did the birds arrive?

When the captain ordered
you to destroy the church.

That church was the last
holy place in the world.

Isn't it obvious that God is angry?

To me yes...

and I'm not the only one.

Is there a problem?

I finished it.

Your test.

I answered all your questions,
I answered the standard ones...

and those private ones.

- No, these questions were not in the test.
- Yeah. I put them in myself.

If you can add questions,
I can do it too, right?

Same rights.

Let's see.

Why do your relationships always end?

That's an interesting question.

Yes or no? Sounds interesting to you or not?

They accuse me of being insensitive,
lacking in affection, little empathy,

- Not at all attentive to detail, asocial...
-- Antisocial,

unwilling to integrate,
suspicious, proud,

stubborn.

No one...

nobody is perfect.

They say that Barajas Airport,

used hawks
to scare away other birds.

If we had a hawk
we could scare the birds.

We could,
but here there are only frozen chickens.

Make you comfortable?

No, don't make me comfortable.

I'm selfish...

individualist...

I'm afraid to commit...

unable to put the wants and the needs of
my girlfriend before my own.

And if suddenly there was someone...

interested in you...

that at this time if they
figured out of all your flaws?

In that case we say...

we should talk, right?

There are other questions.

Ah, yes?

Hello, Salome.

- Hello, Piti.
- Can you please give me a glass of...?

A glass of what?

What is it?

A kiwi.

- A kiwi, yes.
-Kiwi.

Nothing is the same.
Nothing is the same.

Captain.

We signed more than half
crew, the captain.

We want to build Palomares a new church.

- Did he asked you to give me the sheet?
- No.

He has nothing to do with this.

There are thirty-two signatures, Captain.

Thirty-two.

Let me ask you a question.

If a mate arrived with fifty signatures
to bring the ship against a rock,

you think I should do it?

Go right back to bed.

Lights out.

Is there space for me?

No.

My daughter's boyfriend...

is Gamboa.

Are you serious?

Yes.

I think I'm in love with Salome.

Yeah.

Valeria, honey.

It 's already morning, wake up.

Come on, let's go.

Burbuja, here, you take care of her.

Ulises, let's go upstairs.

- Are they still there?
- There is no sound, no?

Come on, you two, remove these two axes.
These here.

Perfect. Stand aside, come on.

The deck is free.

There are no birds.

All right.

Close it!

They are on the poles at the top.

They are eating the sails, Captain.

Close it here now.

Fast.

The sails are made of 70%
of polyester and carbon fiber.

The remaining 30% are natural fibers,
practical in cotton and hemp.

Here's what they are eating.

They are 920 square feet of canvas.

At this rate, in less than 24 hours
the will eat them all.

If a canopy is torn, it can be sewn.

But if they eat it...

no sail. No sail, no propulsion.

When the fuel is gone, we will be
adrift for the rest of our lives.

Without sails, we will be nice and dead.

Any other ideas?

That does not involve staying
with our arms folded.

We have to set fire to the ship, Captain.

If there is something that unites beings
living, it is the fear of fire.

We have to start a controlled fire,

it's the only way to drive out
those birds, Captain.

- Controlled Fire on a wooden ship?
- Yes.

Are you out of your mind?

- I know it sounds crazy.
- That's right.

I know.

But it's the only chance we have left.

We should set fire
and switch it off at the same time.

In groups.

Going from bow to stern.

Molotov cocktails and fire extinguishers
in teams of four.

Focusing on rubber sheets and life jackets.

All the plastic possible
to create smoke, Captain.

Do not kindle fire on my ship.

If the birds end up
eating the sails,

they will have enough energy
to penetrate here and eat us.

So,

either they kill us to peck
or die in the fire.

At least the fire gives us an opportunity.

I'm with them.

God help us all.

Come on.

father,

prepare a mass.

Now, yes, we need to have faith.

Here gasoline.

Moisten the fuses good, okay?
Hurry up guys, come on.

So it's perfect enough.

Vilma...

Look, for me it's the same:
kiwi, cantaloupe or watermelon.

I mean...

I'll be here, Vilma, with you and with him.

I'll be the cork...

and I will be his father.

That's it.

- I wanted to tell you this.
- Okay.

Did you do something to your hair?

Me?

Yes, it's different.

it's the same, I haven't done anything.

Well, better.

They're okay.

- I need hosts.
- What?

Captain ...

asked me to celebrate
a Mass before...

we burn the ship.

You have something that I can be useful?

Maybe so. Burbuja...

But where...

Valeria?

she's in the bathroom.

I told her that we will make a bonfire
like the feast of San Juan,

so she won't be afraid of the fire.

Palomares has asked me to
tell you that he is ready.

Very well.

Stay with your sister and never leave,
no matter what.

You'll be fine, okay?

Don't doubt it for a moment, darling.

well,

everything is fine here.

Don't forget to put a jacket on you and your sister.

Honey...

that is, I know it is not my business
if you are a virgin or not, but...

it is rather that you're happy.

I want you to be sure that the person
you have chosen as a traveling companion,

is the right one for this,

to make you happy.

I love you.

While they were eating,
Jesus took bread, and blessed him.

Broke it, gave it to his disciples and said,

"Take and eat,
this is my body. "

The body of Christ.

The body of Christ.

The body of Christ.

The body of Christ.

The body of Christ.

The body of Christ.

The body of Christ.

The body of Christ.

The body of Christ.

Gentlemen.

We kill the birds.

Ready?

On three.

One.

Two.

What is that?

There's another way.

The sound of a hawk.

Yes, the hawks scare the birds.

I'm going to see.

And since I am intelligent,

I read my bird book ...

and it said so there.

After I remembered the encyclopedia
in bundles that I bought,

where there were CDs
with the sounds of animals.

The piglet...

the donkey, the lion...

Volume 8 and there were birds.

They are gone.

They are all gone!

Burbuja!

Bravo!

Thank you.

Sailor!

Burbuja! Burbuja!

I don't know if here
they have eaten or not,

but those grouchy birds
came a full stomach.

Damn, what a way to make the needs.
That sucks, holy God.

A little here.

Smart no, more.

It's a shame that the premiums
Nobel Prize are sunk,

with the planet, if not
sure they gave you one.

And why would I want a Nobel Prize?

I don't know, because everyone knows
how smart you are.

If I were so smart, I would know what
a particle accelerator is, right?

Well, but you're so much smarter
that you don't need it.

Get out of my kitchen, come on.

- Go to sleep.
- Salo...

before the accident and...

the embolus in the brain,

Was I smart like now?

No, my darling,

not even half of what you are now.

How lucky I was, right?

A great deal.

- Captain, something is happening.
- I know, the current drags us.

We are all in a bad mood because of hunger.
We have been on bread and water for two days.

I need to know why the ocean that covers
half the planet is dragging us.

You take speedboats in the midst of storms,
you dive 100 meters to a black box,

but when you like a girl,
you let Gamboa take her away.

Now that's how you do things
on the vessel, shouting and shoving?

We are stuck, we have to wait 12 hours
because the tide pushes us out again.

- Go back in and give it a try with her, now.
- No.

Stay with me.

What the fuck would you do?

- I said shut up!
- It will split the ship in two, Captain.

If we are not out in 20 minutes,
the high tide will split the hull in two.

I propose to hold an election.

-- Yes!
- Elections, elections, elections!

Elections, elections, elections!