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Ready to start round 1?

Yeah!

Have you ever been arrested?

No, but I'm sure that it is.

Semen cup?

Thanks.

Yummy.

Yeah, we'll get bail ready.

Yeah, please.

Please. Thank you.

Spit or swallow?

It depends. I guess they gotta earn a swallow.

They gotta earn a swallow. Definitely.

So you'd spit?

Yeah, they didn't earn a swallow.

How do they earn a swallow?

I don't know. They swallow.

It depends on how good they are.

Sounds fair.

Just depends.

Have you ever had a threesome? If so, explain what happened.

I haven't.

I haven't had a threesome.

So I can't explain what happened.

I was just gonna say what happened.

I'm so sorry.

That's true.

I understand my involution.

What is my bad time issue?

Definitely knives.

Really?

Explaining. Using or receiving?

Well, both. I suppose mostly, um, I like to tell you about them. Just kind of run it through their bodies.

Like, specifically?

I don't know.

Yeah.

What is your favorite sexual position?

There's so many to choose from.

I like to be, I don't know, I don't really have a favorite. I like them all.

I like to be like doggy style and I like to be on top.

I have to say, those are her highlights.

Thank you.

Okay. Has a guy ever come on your face?

Yes.

Monday.

Sweet.

I didn't expect that.

I was like, yes! Monday!

I was trying to think, I was like, let's see, when was that? Yeah, yeah, that would be Monday.

Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

Not masturbating, but

I've been close to being caught having sex.

And it was actually when I lost my virginity, so it was a little awkward.

And there was a lot of the running to the bathroom, the guy running to the other room.

You know, it was awkward, but it was just barely. So not quite, but

Does it count when people hear you have sex?

I don't know. If that's the case, then I've been caught many, many times.

If it's just somebody else knowing that you're getting off, then

But when I think of caught, then I actually go, oh my god!

You know? But no, never been walked in on.

But heard, overheard many times.

See, I'm having fun with this pillow.

Where's the most interesting place that you've had sex?

Um, clear elevator?

How dirty do you?

That's a hot one.

All of the afternoon on a Friday, we just stopped the elevator in the middle of it.

I feel like I'd give you kudos for that one.

Yeah, that was fun.

That would be.

Public places are fun.

It's such a rush.

Do you check out other girls when you're in the changing rooms? Of course I do.

I'm beginning to wonder if I should even be let in.

Well, when you're just going there to look, then you know.

Then I'm like, don't get naked and we can have it.

So I get to not cut off yet.

What's the most unusual item you've ever masturbated to?

I'm really not sure.

Honestly, I guess I don't really use much other than my hand and my toys.

Well, do you have any unusual toys?

I don't think they're that unusual, no.

Have you ever had anal sex? If so, do you enjoy it?

Yes and yes.

Yeah, I haven't met too many girls in China that absolutely didn't like it.

It's like once you just like, get over it.

I guess it depends on the guy.

It depends on the guy.

Most of the guys that I was in a long relationship with were big.

And it's like, you do not want to take a poop that big.

You do not want to take a poop that big.

I don't know that. You know I'm going to go with that.

I mean, if you say it, you know what I mean.

That's what I'm used to.

That's what I'm used to. All my, like, long-term boyfriends have been big.

Well, that's why you kept them.

Well, yeah.

That's the reason why.

That's why, that's the only reason why.

What else would you be good for?

How many people have I had sex with?

I don't have a tally handy. Um, let's see. I guess I would probably guess in the range of about, like, 70? Probably?

Yeah, that's about right.

A stab in the dark, excuse the pun. Um, yeah, that's, I guess, my guess.

Okay.

This is perfect.

When in doubt, try again.

That's true.

Yeah, you know.

Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day?

Yes.

More than once and I probably will again.

I mean, it was the most people you've had sex with in your life.

One day.

Well, and one day maybe like three or four people at like, kind of, you know,

naughty get-together or something, you know.

I've had some, you know, the like, the parties where it's like,

the parties where it's like, let's all get together.

You know, but if it's just like random different people, usually two at the most.

Usually.

I have two different people. I usually have two random people.

But, other than that

Other than that, I usually just, you know, your regular orgy situation for multiples.

How old were you when you gave your first BJ?

14.

Dang, girl!

I don't wanna talk about it.

Have you ever had a one-night stand?

Yes, I have.

It was with a married man.

His wife was in the hospital in a different county.

It was bad. I learned that afterwards.

I thought I was bad.

It was seriously bad. I feel really bad about it.

It's been on my mind for years.

But you didn't know?

Well, I met him at this fire camp thing.

So you didn't know that he had a wife at first?

I didn't know he had a wife at first, but I did afterwards before anything happened. And I met him over at the coast.

And one thing lead to another and I saw the pictures in his house and stuff like that.

Then I started dating this other guy a couple years later and realized that it was his cousin's friend or something.

And I had been inside their parents' house and saw her again.

I went down to the fair and saw him and her together and I was just like, oh, that's weird.

All right. That would be a one night stand.

Yeah.

Out of all the girls in the room, who would you most like to hook up with?

I would have to say Zoe.

Have you ever accidentally injured yourself or your partner during sex?

No, nothing except for like the occasional sprain, you know?

You didn't try hard enough.

I was gonna say, never by accident.

I have on accident and on purpose.

I've fallen off the bed a few times.

Have you ever hooked up with one of your friends' boyfriends?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's a good one.

Man.

You know, I've done a lot of cheating while I was in relationships.

Haven't helped other people do a whole heck of a lot.

But I did have this one very, very convoluted story that was

Yeah, very, very convoluted, very dramatic.

And it wasn't necessarily entirely by my choice, but I did end up getting too close to a friend of mine's fiance.

And that totally ruined our friendship.

And it really sucked.

Especially since, like I said, I pretty much made it really clear to him that I wasn't so interested in being there.

I'm interested in being there because I really value my friendship with my friend.

So, but yeah, that's the only time I've ever had time for this.

That's a hard one.

Yeah, it was. It was really hard.

Fuck.

Have you ever used food during sex?

List all the foods you've used.

I don't think I've really used food. I'm a little bit too busy to think about eating. I mean, there's always like the after sex munchie rush.

I haven't really used food during sex, but I like to because I'm a fan of food.

So I would. I mean, I like using like, whipped cream barely, you know.

It's kind of the idea.

That's awesome.

Just try one of your sexual fantasies.

On a balcony looking over the beach.

Probably a few girls, one guy.

Whips. Definitely whips handcuffs.

Tie-down straps. Maybe a swing.

I think that's a swing.

Everything that I point at the porn store.

Everything. Okay.

Okay.

Have you ever exposed yourself in public?

Yes.

Recently.

Does public include a strip club?

Doesn't it?

I don't think the strip club's public.

What about like, parks and stuff like that?

I had a dance class.

I had a dare once to, um, strip naked and run around Alton Baker Park.

Oh my god, are you serious?

That would be awesome.

Well, I lost and I had to do that, so it wasn't really like a dare, but

Well, you want to hear the story? Okay, I didn't clean out the ashtray and I said that I would before I left. Otherwise, I would strip naked.

So you really fucked that one on the first try.

I forgot and left.

She really wanted to be running around in that.

No, I didn't. I think she did.

No, can't lie.

Yeah.

What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?

I don't know. I don't feel like getting embarrassed that easily.

Wow, you're lucky.

Come on, nothing?

No, honestly.

There's not one time when you were like, oh, maybe my hair is

Oh, maybe my hair doesn't look good or anything.

No, I mean

I wasn't really embarrassed.

Yeah, that was a long shot.

Have you ever had a lesbian experience?

So tell us about the first time.

Well, it's hard to say what was my first time.

I masturbated with one of my friends.

We each masturbated on our own things, but we were together.

It's not really a lesbian experience, but that was in fifth grade.

And then, in

what, like, seventh grade, like, one of my neighbors just came over.

We were like, playing house or whatever, and like, going to the bars and like,

having this like, total like, rubbed down experience, and that was pretty cool.

She was like,

And then she was like,

What was her name?

And then my first time was, my first time was, oh my god, this goddess.

It was goddess. She was like a goddess.

And she like, totally seduced me. She was my friend and she lived in Oklahoma and I lived in Texas at the time.

And I went up, had this amazing weekend with her and we like, drank martinis in the hot tub.

And then she totally like, played me music on her guitar and totally like, seduced me and had this vanilla like,

like, syrup stuff. She poured it all over me.

She poured it all over the body.

That was really good.

It was never the same again.

Never the same.

Oh my goodness. What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done?

I'm so happy she asked that question.

I know.

God, I know.

Good answers.

This would really depend upon what you consider kinky, I guess.

You're not even thinking about it.

Okay, here we go. We'll start a list and then everybody can vote.

Based on what I tell and what was the kinkiest thing I've ever done.

I've had sex in quite a few different public places, including airport, airplane bathrooms with stewardesses pounding on the door.

I do a lot of BDSM. I like to draw blood. I like to see how long I can keep bruises last.

Definitely like bondage gags. Like extreme dominance and submission with like humiliation.

with like humiliation. I've been pissed on by, I think,

pissed on by I think like, eight men at a time.

like eight men at a time. Um, what else?

What else? I really like sex parties and playing with other people.

You like that?

I don't know.

I like to play with food and vegetables. I don't know! Like, what do you consider geeky?

Humiliation.

Yeah, the humiliation is where we're going with all of us.

I've always been intrigued by that. I don't know if you girls are.

I've always wanted to know like what you really

Yeah, like get out of it. It was actually, I had never really like, I was

I was into BDSM for a while.

And then I got a little bit more into like dominance and submission but I still couldn't understand the whole like,

humiliation thing. Like I just, I just didn't get it. And I actually went up to KinkFest in Portland.

I went up to KinkFest in Portland.

To this fabulous conference of everything sexually deviant that you could like,

possibly think of.

And I saw this woman speak. And she, that's what she's really into, is the humiliation.

And she talked about what it means to her to like,

break down your humanity to like an essential level, and realize that you're no better or no worse than anybody else.

And because there's somebody in the world who's being treated like that somewhere,

in the world who's being treated like that somewhere, you can handle it too.

And if you're doing it with somebody that genuinely cares about you, or at least you have somebody that genuinely cares about you present,

And if you're doing it with somebody that genuinely cares about you, or at least you have somebody that genuinely cares about you present, then you know you can always fall back on that.

When you really like tap into something.

You know, because people sometimes can really, really get you going and that's actually what you're going for. You want to tap into those really hard places. The shit that you don't want to deal with.

The last thing that you would want to hear somebody say to you. And find out what that is and what makes you tick and how much

it takes for somebody to push that button.

And then how you deal once you're there.

That's pretty cool.

I don't like this.

Have you ever de-virginized a guy? How many?

At least one.

At least?

Yeah, at least one that I remember and knew of.

And yeah, he was quite a virgin.

So you're the prude kind of virgin?

Ah, just like very scared kind of virgin.

And you know, I was old school. I had sex with maybe

six people.

I really knew what I was doing.

But yeah, I remember being very awkward because like, you know, being a girl like

Because, like, you know, being a girl, like, it's just, you know, like, usually you're just like,

Oh, yeah. At first, you know, when you're a teenager, you're just like, getting laid.

But then I was like, oh wait, I have to do this?

I don't want to be a teenager.

So, you know, I learned how to be on top really well and direct a guy, you know, but still, it sucks kind of.

Whoops.

Did I say that?

I'm gonna do it again.

What's the weirdest sexual thing a guy has ever wanted to do to you?

Oh, ever wanted you to do? Um

stick my toe in his ass?

Wow, that's I've never heard of a toe, like a guy really requesting a toe.

Well, he wanted more than one toe.

I've heard of this thing, but footing?

Yeah.

Ass footing.

Ass pudding.

Ass footing? I was surprised.

Did you do it?

A little bit, but then I

I was like, dude, I don't know what you're doing.

You know, the guy wants you to, you know, you know, you can wear a condom or something.

How do you do that?

What are you supposed to do with that?

I've kissed a guy before, does that come up further on my kinkiest things list?

No, you're already there honey.

No, no, you're already there.

Have you ever lied to a guy about your age?

Yes, the guy at fire camp.

He was 25.

How old were you?

16.

What did you say?

18.

God, that's about all I could get away with.

Well, that's not too bad.

I think over the years.

It makes you legal.

Yeah.

No, because it's better now. Like all the older guys want the younger girls.

So, yeah, I like that.

Yeah, once you get to 21 it doesn't matter.

Yeah, that's true.

If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?

That's a really hard question.

I think Angelina Jolie or Johnny Depp.

Maybe we should get them over there.

Yeah.

At what age did you lose your virginity?

To whom?

It was a boyfriend.

Some boyfriend of mine.

It's actually just Caleb.

Just a Caleb.

But it wasn't like a big serious thing.

I was 14. I was 14.

And it was the day before Valentines day.

And it was just me, like, sneak out of the night and go to his house and hang out.

And my best friend was actually having sex with him.

best friend was actually having sex with his brother

in the same room and we went over there together.

That was pretty funny.

He was all hooked up with his brother.

That was pretty funny.

We were like over there.

So I went up with his brother and we were over there.

We want to lose our virginity.

It was not a very good time.

We wanna lose our virginity.

Totally.

You're gonna get your friends.

I know you.

It was really boring.

I don't know.

Ah

I'm gonna end up brown.

You're in a brown one.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher or other authority figure?

Oh my goodness, yes.

I've just been smitten over this college question.

A professor of mine for like, this is gonna test how long I've been in college.

Six years, seven years.

I've just been crazy over this guy.

And I remember like, I didn't really realize it. I was just like, oh, he's so cool.

And I didn't really realize that I had this like, crazy obsession until I ran into him in a restaurant.

With some, with a bunch of friends of mine.

And it was even funnier because they're all lesbians, right? And I was mostly in that community at the time.

He walks up, I, and he goes, oh, hi.

How are you, sorry. And I turn around and take one look at him and go, hey, I'm so good. Hey, how are you?

And I'm just like, put on, I became instantly like, five years old or something.

Like five years old or something. I couldn't speak, I couldn't do anything.

I couldn't speak, I couldn't do anything. And so I like, walked back over to the table with my friends and they all had their eye drops up.

And I was like, so who was that?

And I was like, my teacher.

I'm such a dork.

Oh no.

And she was like, oh, you just blew your cover on that one.

Yeah, it was bad.

That was awesome.

So yeah, that's the end of round one.

On to round two, ladies.

Put on a blindfold. A random player will kiss you.

Then you must guess who it was. If you guess wrong, take off a piece of clothing.

It's over there.

Okay. I have to bring my penis wherever I go.

Okay.

That was a really good smell.

I I have no idea.

I wanna know if you know who it is.

Was it Micky?

No.

Who was it?

It was you?

You're not damn good, girl.

Wait, wait, wait. What was the simulation? If you get it wrong, you have to take all the article of clothing?

You're on top.

Okay, roll the dice. If your number comes up, you must remove one article of clothing.

So if I roll a two

It's hot in here.

I'm so confused.

Rule of the dice. If your number comes up, you must remove one article of clothing.

Three!

Two.

The dice even wants me to get naked.

Put on the blindfold. A random player will kiss you and then you must guess who it was.

Guess wrong, take off. Peace.

I'm embarrassed.

Sorry.

You're really?

She was all up in front of me.

It was me.

I just said,

why are you wearing a haircut?

I'm sorry.

We're trying to get her naked.

She's enjoying sucking on that.

Put on the blindfold. A random player will kiss you.

Then you must guess who it was. If you guess wrong, you take off a piece of clothing.

There's a lot of those cards in there.

Come on.

You have to take off your clothes.

But then you still have to guess.

There's my piece of clothing.

Okay, give us your guess.

Busha.

You're wrong! You're wrong!

That was awesome. Except for my party fun.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We wasted some hot cocks.

Yeah, that's true. I got popcorn.

You made me feel way better.

Roll the dice. If my number comes up, I must read the number.

Six.

Ooh! Three.

Thank you.

You may make any player take off one piece of clothing if you also take off something yourself.

Well, I already kind of took this off so I think I will.

so I think I will. And, uh

And, uh, I think you're gonna have to take off some clothes.

We have to do this?

Roll the dice. When your number comes up, you must remove one article.

Six.

Okay, that means you.

That's not the winner, also!

I know.

I'm a cheater.

Roll the dice. When your number comes up, you must remove one piece of clothing.

I can't see it.

It's a four.

It would be a four.

Oh well.

You're gonna make any player take out one piece of clothing if you also take out something else.

I think you should take some care of her.

Oh, sweet.

Your body's going down.

Only one?

You're moving that way.

No, it's alright. I have to do it again.

Put on the blindfold, a random player will kiss you. Then you must guess who it was. If you guess wrong, you take off your skirt.

Okay, she has to guess wrong. You know that, right?

Yeah.

It's really hard to tell if it's a good kiss or not.

Miki?

No.

Close.

Ah!

Can I count? Like, I want this to count as my last one and I'm gonna take my socks off.

Hey!

I was gonna say, I'm gonna take my socks off.

Go for it.

Okay, so my socks count.

You may make any player take off one piece of clothing if you will also take off something else.

Oh, that's good.

You may make one player take off one piece of clothing if you will also take off something yourself.

You're gonna play it safe this time.

You may make any player take off one piece of clothing if you also take something off yourself.

Down the bunny, down the bunny.

Yeah, that's right.

Who's going down?

I don't know.

Niki.

Niki's a slipper off girl.

She does too.

Okay, thanks.

Good.

Put on the blindfold a random player will kiss you. If you guess it wrong, take out a piece of clothing.

I know that's wrong.

I know that's fine.

It's fine.

Yeah.

I think it was you.

I was like, no, no, no.

I was like, what was that?

I know! Well, I thought it was you because I have smelled you since we sat here.

And I was like, I looked over here and you were like

I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You thought I was smelly!

I can't lie to you, I can't lie to you.

Roll the dice, if he never comes out, he must remove one article.

One, one, one.

Oh, that's so weird.

I like how it sounds like that.

I know. That was really cool.

Thanks.

She's gonna get blindfolded again.

I like this.

That's sex.

I don't want to.

Hmm.

Shall we?

No.

Come on, I put it up last time.

Do you want to know who it was?

Yes.

She didn't know who it was the first time.

She got it wrong.

Who was it?

Sorry.

I put my hair in the way.

Yeah, I noticed that.

Nice technique.

Yeah, she would have noticed if you put your hair in the way.

You may make any player take off one piece of clothing if you also take it off yourself.

Oh, of course I will. It's just a decision of who.

Um, let's see.

You're going to grab that.

Um, and actually, yeah, well, you.

I'm going to take it off myself.

Um, actually, it is awfully warm.

Separately, and look at that.

Round two, ladies.

Round three.

Remove one article of clothing.

Oh.

We're going all out.

Here we go. Down to business.

Okay, I'll put the golfer's sock.

That's what I call it.

All right.

Talk dirty, make it loud and convincing. Be as nasty as you can.

Talk dirty.

You need my penis. Talk dirty.

Do you have a penis?

I'm supposed to talk dirty to one of you guys?

Or the giant penis?

If it works better with one of you, I probably would, considering.

it's a giant penis.

I'm not sure.

I hate talking dirty. It's what makes me more nervous.

That's why I'm like, I don't know what to do!

I'm like, okay.

Uh, uh

I want you to grab my favorite toy, my big, black, jiggly cock, and shove it in me as hard as you can.

As hard as you can. Harder and harder.

Harder and harder. That's what she did to me too. She was like, harder and harder.

Oh my god, get it to me harder! Oh my god!

Okay, we're done.

That was hard.

I keep doing that.

It's like a spell popcorn.

Shut up.

You may make any player take off one piece of clothing if you will also take off something yourself.

I can take off some slippers for you if you want me to take something else off.

You may make any player take up one piece of clothing, if you will also take up something yourself.

I think the other side needs to take up.

I think you should take it on.

Oh no, I'm out of cheap stuff.

You're out of cheap stuff.

Exactly.

Big buttons, oh yeah, sexy.

Talk dirty, make it loud, and convince him to be as nasty as he can.

Be as nasty as he can.

Yeah, she should've got that.

Yeah.

Anybody.

You can talk to someone.

Talk dirty to your dream man.

Do whatever you want.

You've got the power of the beast.

You know I wanna be your little slut.

You know I just wanna do anything for you.

Oh yeah, why don't you give it to me right in my mouth?

You squirted.

Oh, you keep answering her.

That'll be a little more mental.

Remove one article of clothing.

Don't even get to make anybody else do anything for it.

I'll start with this. Thank you.

Ooh, yeah.

It's nice.

Remove one article of clothing.

What's she saying?

I'll match you, honey.

Oh yeah.

Well, damn!

Remove one article of clothing.

Okay, you know what?

I think the people with the socks cheated.

That's what I have to say about that, okay?

You're just mad, by the way.

You're just mad.

You're even getting hot.

We're just getting our clothing in the house.

Let the blindfold one go away.

No, there's two more of those cards and we can have everything.

Imitate the sound you make when having an orgasm.

She's cumming.

I'm gonna cum!

Remove one article of clothing.

Imitate the sounds you make when having an orgasm.

As I just said, I usually actually hold my breath during the actual moment of climax.

But I'll go ahead and, you know, give you guys up to that.

Don't worry, I won't stick with the boring part.

You're gonna watch me drink, right?

Okay, let's see.

Where would I be right now?

I'm trying to hold it in.

Wow.

She's laughing.

I'm gonna scram and do it.

Remove one article of clothing.

You know what I mean?

I didn't do it.

I know.

You still got a sock. Are you just gonna keep that one?

That's my lucky sock.

I think she's sort of lucky guys.

And I want to get lucky.

That's why she's close leading.

That's right. I think I'm lucky.

You may make any play to take off on this clue, and if you also take off something yourself.

I'm gonna play clean on that one.

I'm not going to. I'm not going to.

Because I know I'm gonna be picked on anyway, so.

Remove one article of clothing.

I'm stuck on a sock.

No, we didn't go with that.

Are you gonna have a lucky sock?

It works for me.

No.

Yeah, it works for me.

Oh, I thought those were for us to eat.

We can share.

Thanks.

There's a face down there.

There.

One article of clothing.

She's happy too.

One article of clothing.

How about you guys pick? Which one?

The last one.

Well, you can't really take a

It's kind of the last one.

You could do it in the other order, though.

It would be more sexy.

Oh, it would be hot, though.

Are you gonna do it in the other order?

No, hey, you're already doing it.

Oh, that was so good.

That's what I'm doing.

You're trying to do it?

What's that?

Why not?

That is what I'm doing.

But I already imitated this sound when having an orgasm.

Her orgasm! She's orgasming!

Wait, you have to do it again if you've already done it?

Well, yeah. I think she can do a different kind of orgasm.

Give me a theme. Give me a theme.

I want to hear your orgasm when you're getting peed on by eight guys.

You know what I mean?

Oh, I don't know if cumming is what I would do at that particular moment, but I suppose if I were to

Yeah, yeah, let's do it like that.

If I were to

Huh, well, it'd probably be a little bit like a

Yeah, yeah, okay. Kind of like a painful orgasm.

Yeah, kind of painful.

Painful orgasm. Okay, like this.

Okay, let's see.

Good work.

She's imagining that she's having sex right now.

You're making me feel good.

If any player take off one piece of clothing,

you'll also take off something yourself.

I'm already, well you're a little bit more behind if you really mean it.

That's true.

That could be me.

You have one article of clothing.

So socks?

Yeah, yeah. See I'm telling you this.

You still have socks.

She's like, I have socks on.

You have one article of clothing.

Socks must go.

Sorry you're alone, buddy.

Am I alone, soccer?

Yeah, you are.

You're a sock winner.

You can make any player take off one piece of clothing if you will also take off something else.

You said lonely soccer.

I know I said lonely soccer. It was awesome.

I'll sacrifice one article of clothing to get you to take something off.

We'll sacrifice one for you.

Thanks guys.

Yeah, so who's choice is it?

You may take out one piece of clothing if you also take something off.

I'm going to pass.

Talk dirty!

Oh yeah, this is what I've been waiting for.

Okay.

As dirty as you can.

Right, right, right, right.

As

Oh, I hate this. Okay, okay.

Give us the fake orgasm that you gave when you were not really working.

That's not what I'm talking about.

Yeah, no, no, no. Let's see if I can make it. Okay, let's see.

Okay, let's do something funky.

Let's take this off.

So, um, I want you to take me out to a restaurant, and before we order, I want you to take me into the bathroom and put me up on the back of the toilet.

And pull my skirt up, all the way up. All the way up.

All the way up over on like right underneath my armpits.

So you can see my tit coming out from underneath it.

I want you to fuck me so hard that the toilet starts to rattle up against the wall.

Fuck me so hard until I come all over you.

And your sopping fucking wet and dripping all the way down the toilet.

Fuck me!

It's my turn.

And that concludes round three.

Okay, here we go ladies.

We're ladies?

I thought you were going to say that.

Yeah.

I don't think I'm a lady.

Pick any player and have them take off something they're wearing.

Okay, you have to take it off.

Sorry.

All done, all done.

Take a picture and have them help you try to pop a balloon by pressing your chest together.

Oh, snap!

Come on, Miki.

Ready?

There it goes.

Finally!

That was my favorite part.

Is she not doing it?

Maybe we should show him.

What?

Pick any player and have him take off something they're wearing.

You gotta do it!

I was totally watching her finger and I was like, what?

I haven't seen her for years.

Look player two anywhere you want to on exposed skin.

It's called exposed.

Yeah, it's like, you don't really see much. Jeez.

Not a lot there.

That's the best part, though.

Yeah, she does it well.

Come on, baby.

Oh, great. Make a choice. Take off one piece of clothing or the group will tickle you for 30 seconds.

Oh, sweet. You don't have to show this.

You don't have to.

It's like candy.

It's all the candy.

Oh, fuck counting.

So she's me on top.

You're the one who's like that.

Ready? 1, 2, 3

Please!

She's a kicker.

Okay, 30 seconds.

We're all sufficiently wounded.

Oh, you're pouring.

What are you gonna be on that?

Thank you.

I have more options.

Play your five anywhere you want.

I'm exposed there.

Now I have lots to work with.

You're supposed to play anywhere.

You're supposed to expose, which means she needs to

like, yeah, she needs to lay down and give you a choice.

I'll start here.

Nice.

Only I could be so lucky.

Make a choice. Take off one piece of clothing, or the group will tickle you. Fuck, no!

There's no tickling!

I'm taking clothes off.

That was so good.

She's serious.

Make a choice. Take off one piece of clothing, the group will tickle you for 30 seconds.

Huh.

I did tickle.

That's a challenge.

Okay.

Hey, you spread yourself out in your large pillow.

Watch the tree get the feed.

Okay.

I'm counting out loud.

It doesn't count if you count one thousand times.

Yeah, it does.

Okay, say it right now.

It feels good.

Thirty! I said thirty!

Well, you took the check off.

I'm glad I didn't have to be.

I'm so glad I didn't take the tickle though.

That'd be brutal.

I didn't take the tickle.

Like player 3, I am player 3 so

Like player one. Any player who wants to play your game.

I don't want to take your panties off.

Oh yeah, that's exposed.

What did your card say?

I don't like playing with anyone when someone is supposed to be there.

Not very much.

Not very much.

She works in the office.

Oh, no.

Make a choice.

I'll wipe the clothes and the group will tickle you.

I'm not sure.

You got it, dad. Come on.

You're getting all curled up.

We can't catch any of the tickly spots.

So if you want it, you can, but I doubt you'll be able to.

You're not getting any of it.

Oh my god!

And he's just feeling really good.

Oh my god!

Why does she like it so much?

That's exactly

You know what's going on.

Probably.

You like it so much, I don't even know if you want it.

Oh man.

I also have to make a choice.

Between one article of clothing and a tickle?

I choose the article of clothing.

Yeah.

Hands down, I choose the article of clothing.

I hear you.

He was gonna go?

Pop a balloon with your butt? That shouldn't be hard.

But how do you do it against the wall?

What's the best number?

Three, four, three.

The whole house was like, BOOM!

Sorry guys.

I never should have been able to shoot that ball in your head or something.

I think it's my fault.

Pick a player and have them help you try to pop a boob in by pressing your chest together.

Okay, crash.

Pick out your balloon.

You go pick it out.

They call me Yellow Yellow.

Yo-ya!

Aaah!

What are you doing?!

High five!

You alright?

I really like the balloon popping.

That's a snap.

Pick any player and have them help you try to pop a balloon by pressing your chests together.

Chests. Oh my gosh. Chests.

That was quick!

I like it.

It's something about Miki.

I'm not sure about that.

I don't know if you can compare.

It's hard to live up to her.

I think she always sat down and tried to do it.

I'm gonna get out of this.

Oh, dear.

She just nipples popped out. That was awesome.

That's why I told her to sit on it and do it, 'cause her nipples are really hard right now.

Okay.

Play with my thighs.

To the naked girls.

So attractive.

Pick any player and have them pick out something they're wearing.

You have to take it off.

Yo, really?

I'm just joking.

Start.

God, that's such a tease.

It's only see-through though, so it doesn't matter.

We know what to do.

I have a general idea of what a boobie does look like.

Yeah.

I could pick any player and have them take out something.

I see.

Almost took two.

Make a choice.

Take out one piece of clothing or the group will tip you for 30 seconds.

I'm gonna take the tickle.

No way!

Oh my gosh. I don't know where she's ticklish, guys.

No, I changed my mind. I take out my clothes.

She doesn't do that.

She was in the group before.

Yeah, really. Wait, I'm not complaining.

Pick player 4 anywhere you want to expose bare skin. If you are player 4, put back this card and draw again.

I'll do it.

Wait, which one? Okay.

There's that cute little

The beginning player has to take off something they are wearing.

I think I'm out.

Come on, actually, let's see the pants.

Crap.

She said she got caramel everywhere.

That's not wrong.

It's much better.

Thank you.

I'm kinda weirded out by this.

Like, play with sex anywhere you want to.

We have lots of this!

Yeah, she's a platter.

Oh, I've been a sushi platter once.

Oh, I wanna do that so much. I feel like giving me a bite.

Please, no one can do it.

No, it was so great. People would feed me out of their mouths. Like, they'd feed me with their mouths and then

Ooh, that would be fun.

They'd just piece it from out between like my toes.

You wanna get together sometime?

You're so good at this.

Her lips get longer.

There's more than one.

I only have one lick.

I'm gonna put popcorn on my butt.

You wanna eat it out?

Popcorn on your butt.

I'm gonna take a photo of this.

Mine was so awesome.

I wanna see someone else do it that way.

If I get one, I'll try it your way, okay?

Come on, get a balloon.

It's like any player and have him take off some things.

Hmm, we have half of us choose from here all on equal ground right now, huh?

Wow, this is really weird.

All naked and you guys all have two.

I know, well, only for another second.

Ah, that's true.

Scooch.

Okay, pass him over.

That's it. That is our beautiful finale for our fourth.

Wow.

Onto the next slide please.

Make out heavily with player six for 30 seconds.

I guess I have to put it in here first.

I know. I was just thinking about it.

So I think you can do it.

Yeah, we can do that I think.

One

That was counting.

That's 30 seconds.

What?

You're doing it on your own?

I'm so horny.

I know, did it just get hotter in here?

It's a little juicy.

Pick a topless player and rub an ice cube on their nipples for 30 seconds.

Where's the ice, guys?

Ice cube, where's the ice?

Oh, okay.

Me and the penis were kidding.

God, I'm really attached to this penis.

Stop it!

Okay, I think that might have been ten.

Oh, she did it.

I drank it.

Make out happily with player 5 for 30 seconds.

You're all getting ready to smell.

You want my smell?

You're gonna smell it?

That's the awesome.

Ooh, watch that note there.

You're good.

Okay, and then

I'm gonna let her do it.

Seriously.

Okay, you guys are done. Give us all a turn.

Roll the dice. If that player is topless, suck on my nipples for 30 seconds.

If that player is not topless, suck on my fingers or toes instead.

Oh, God.

Two.

Two fingers or toes, baby!

Fingers or toes, man. I think my fingers are clear.

I'll just wash my hands, guys. I promise.

Was this 30 seconds?

Was this the 30 seconds?

Thank you very much!

I like that wiggle.

Alright.

And the wiggle combined with the giggle is really great.

Roll the dice.

If that player is topless, suck on their nipples for 30 seconds.

If that player is not topless, suck on their nipples for 30 seconds.

Okay. I guess I'll have to

be topless for a second.

Yeah.

Oh my god!

That was so meant to be.

Okay, share.

That was fair call. That was amazing.

That was perfect.

Oh, much fun.

Roll the dice and give that player's thank you.

How exciting.

Gosh, I'm so embarrassed.

I want a spanking.

I need a spanking.

How many?

You should just give her a spanking.

What's your lucky number?

10. Just give her 10.

I'm 13.

13 is great.

You're asking like 13? Okay.

I'm like 13 too.

How many is that?

One.

Two.

Three.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

10.

11.

12.

Ooh.

Oh, here you go.

Pick a topless player and rub his ice-cube on their nipples for 30 seconds.

Wait, wait, can I choose myself?

No, that'd be kind of fun, though.

Should we just all like, vote her top off?

No, sorry.

It's Zoe's turn.

She needs some ice.

Especially with those piercing.

I know.

Whoops, I'm sloppy.

It's kind of slippery.

Oh, it's dripping.

Who wants some ice?

Okay, I'll take it.

You sure?

My turn.

Roll the dice. If that player is topless, suck on their nipples for 30 seconds. If that player is not topless, suck on their fingers or toes instead.

Okay. That is

wet time.

She's awful.

What do you know?

Thirty seconds, huh?

Okay, you have to suck.

That's a long, long time.

One thousand?

Two one thousand?

Three one thousand?

Four one thousand?

Five?

Six?

Seven?

Eight?

Nine?

Ten?

She lost count.

Lucky?

I think we should all take a deep breath.

She's like, including me?

Oh, she's like, what?

Use a washable marker to write a dirty word on the body of any player who has lost all of their clothes.

A dirty word?

Porn?

Hey, that's not dirty.

You told me that was dirty.

Yeah, why did you say dirty water?

I thought Horus was considered a dirty water.

No, that's just referring to the oldest profession on the planet, Horus.

That's not true.

I only get one word. That's the oldest profession on the planet.

I only get one word, though.

You can hyphenate it.

Yeah, or you know, you can say a couple word phrase is acceptable.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Do all the naked people agree to the possibility of a multi-word phrase? Okay, cool.

I don't know.

Completely naked.

Well, there's three.

Yeah.

Is sensational a dirty word?

Dirty? Sensational? No, that's not it.

No, that's not dirty honey. It's gotta be dirty.

I don't know if it's sensational but

Yeah, like, sinful.

Sinsational.

No, no, no. Come on. Let's get dirty.

Let's get out right naughty

spanking.

It's not naughty.

It's just, that's what I'm saying.

It's completely fine by us.

Please, punish me.

Come on, it's just me.

Help me out.

Come on, dirty word.

But I think buttercup's a dirty word too.

Okay, well, if buttercup means something to you, then

That's pinky.

No one's buttercup. I like it.

If that means something dirty to you, then it's dirty.

Where do you want to put it?

Siphon my pussy juices.

All right.

Yeah, we gotta know where the buttercup is.

Yeah, where's buttercup? Go in here.

I'm gonna wipe away this voice.

Can we have a stop?

Two teams, huh.

What are you doing?

Mess it up.

We really just made buttercup dirty wine.

That was great.

Okay.

You're number four.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear? I like it.

Um

You're gonna like it.

Oh, she's serious.

You're so gonna like it.

Give play number one is sexy lap dance.

Okay, come on.

And I'm right here.

Oh, I gotta have that.

The group sex.

I'm so close.

Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na.

Okay, music start!

Yeah!

Can I touch?

Yeah, I guess she's stuck with the laugh.

Yeah, this is dance for all of us.

It's not an effort.

I like this kind of dance.

We should enter a dance competition like this.

A wine?

All right, ladies.

Hey, you're not gonna turn around and do it from the other angle?

Well, we can see where her priorities lie.

Ooh, this is a good laugh.

My laugh, thank you.

Oh, dear.

I think that was professional.

If you need, like, any more practice time with that ever, I can help.

I think you have quite a few volunteer dummies, actually.

Well, the dicks give up for your stinks.

Where did they go?

Oh, you have it.

Six.

I'm sorry.

Better be 13 or more.

She's got a buttercup now.

We gotta open it a little bit further so the buttercup shows.

13 or more, honey, it's up to you.

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen!

Harder.

Sixteen!

Sixteen!

She tapped out on us.

I like your rhythm.

I like the thunker.

It's like a dog.

Nice.

Here you go, honey.

Let's do it.

I am player six. I can't do that.

Well, it would be kind of fun, I guess.

I'll try and do a lap dance on myself, but I'm not a gymnast.

Use a wash-marker to write a dirty word on any player who has lost all.

I'm nervous.

Let's see. I'm gonna choose my color first.

We have purple used on somebody else already.

Yeah, buttercup.

Oh, no.

I'm just nervous about that flower scene again.

Okay, so let's see. Let's choose a player.

I'm the powerpuff girl.

What do we think we should make?

What do we think we should make?

Oh, this is a dream work for you.

For me?

Yeah, for you. This is pretty much it.

I'm going to turn it over.

I don't know what it is.

That's okay, we'll all share it with you.

Yeah, just bend over.

Yeah, exactly. That was great.

You're doing great.

I got to know what this is.

That's good.

Oh, come on you guys!

Chocolate? Chocolate?

Chocolate.

Nice.

Why aren't you wearing this anymore? This is cute.

Yeah, it was.

It was on the other side.

I know, we're creating some more variety.

Yeah, but I want to do it.

I'll fix it then.

Yeah, it didn't stick very well.

We'll have to really get it on there.

Okay, well, you sit back down. I'm gonna fix you.

This looks a sexy lap.

30 seconds.

Well, she meant for you to get that one. That's why she put it back in there.

Oh yeah! You're like,

I was like, who's drawing this for me?

Chocolate.

Okay, I'm gonna make her dance.

I don't see any dancing.

It's really hard to dance right now.

Come on, easier.

You want some of that chocolate?

Oh, you know I do.

I'm gonna take it off.

I'm not crying in this room.

Wow, you, you tagged me chocolate ass.

Make out heavily with player 2 for 30 seconds.

Oh yeah, let's play that one back.

You know you're gonna get me in trouble with this.

Roll the dice. Set players top. Let's suck on these nipples for 30 seconds. If it's no, then suck on their fingers.

What was that again?

Bring her to Vegas with you.

I wanna take your bra off.

I like both.

Who are we cheating?

She's cheating.

Oh, I'm cheating.

He didn't get to have a go at that one.

Nice.

Give player 2 a sexy lap dance for 30 seconds.

You want the pillow?

Yeah. She wants the pillow.

This is like a vacuum.

You look like you're getting worked over.

Your expression is like

That was great.

Especially on your face. - Wow, that either.

I'm so sorry!

I think I got that as much as she did.

I'm sorry.

Make out heavily with Claire too for 30 seconds.

Little bitch.

You're the last time we've played with a little bitch.

Getting all the fun.

Isn't that the way it goes?

I'm gonna cum.

What, you masturbated over there?

My good neighbor.

God, I'm all jealous.

Put an ice-cream in your panties and leave it there until your next turn.

But if you're not wearing panties masturbate for 30 seconds.

One.

Don't rush her.

I'm gonna do it one at a time.

Good job!

I was taking notes.

My eyes are all wandering.

I'm supposed to do it one note at a time?

Well, look at this. It just keeps happening for you, kid.

Play your five with sexy lewdness.

30 seconds.

What about here, little dick?

Are you gonna do some work or what?

Buttercup.

All right, all right.

It's gonna be chocolate, okay.

Hard to tell.

Oh my god, you should have.

You're a fucking loser.

What was that?

Yeah, I think so. I think it might stick.

Sorry.

Use a washable marker to write a dirty word on the body of any player who has lost on their clothes.

Well, I think that's going to be

I was gonna do it with a tie. I was like, dirty words, dirty words.

Okay, I'm gonna use blue for you, but

I don't know what dirty word I want.

Masturbator.

The masturbator.

No, because she already earned that title. I wanna give her another one.

Well, exactly. She already earned that title.

I wanna do something that I own up to.

Hmm.

It's delicious.

I just like this.

I like my chocolate, but

She's got Buttercup on her stomach already.

Oh, nice!

I'm so excited for her!

You!

Poop?

Howdy.

Noooo!

He he he!

Howdy pussy.

Howdy pussy.

The pee-pee!

It's just one of my favorite little ones.

Useful washable marker.

Yeah.

Well, clearly you want this.

Ooh, we're gonna get double-tagged, some of us.

Mmm, somebody.

Poo-pers.

Poo-per.

Poo-per.

Bend over.

Bend over, poo-per.

You guys are boring.

Can I use, like, five words?

Okay.

Just catch me.

You tell me what to say.

I will.

So cute.

Not next to all of them.

Scraper?

Oh, that's right.

Tie, scoop, and your panties and leave it there till the next turn.

All right.

That's what you're saying?

You want to pick it out there?

And I want to put it there.

That's huge chunks.

Yeah.

God in peace, man.

That works.

Don't hurry, don't hurry.

Yeah, actually, yeah.

Till her next turn.

So, go wild.

As you wish.

I think you can read anytime.

I can't believe it's playa three.

But don't you take that right now.

I was thinking it was my lips.

She didn't feel that ice.

One

I thought that balloon got transferred onto her pussy.

You're proud to be dying.

We

give player three a sexy laugh.

This is the best.

I got this. This is funny.

I get to watch all these laugh-dances so constantly.

It's not coming out.

What's up, Fer? That ice isn't gonna be there very long.

Look at how smooth her pussy is.

You're not gonna stop, are you?

I don't think it's anybody's turn.

Somebody has to get some. Jeez.

It's still big as fuck, isn't it?

I was just gonna make it last longer and pull it away from your body.

So, you know.

What are you doing over there, buddy?

I'm helping a woman.

What does your card say?

My card says that I need to be getting acquainted with a dick.

So

Okay, just go ahead and I'll edit it.

Okay.

Super! Super! That's where we started.

Sexy lap dance.

Okay, come on, let's go.

Shiosuke, let's go!

It's been a minute.

It's only for you, so

Pick a topless player and rub an ice cream on their nipples for 30 seconds.

Yeah, you're so lucky.

No more of the ice for you?

Fine, what's my naughty pussy?

Yeah, I'll drip it.

Oh, yeah. Well, we don't want to waste the water.

People in China don't have water.

People in China don't have water?

No, shut up.

Oh, oh, oh.

I'm gonna go and try to grab it with two fingers.

I'm a two-finger. Oh wait, I can grab it.

Hey, you.

Nice hair.

You're so sweet.

I know.

I can't believe it's in my eye.

I can't believe it's really going on here.

He's a washable marketer.

The body of any tiger has lost all their clothes.

Maybe we should extend this to players who've not lost all their clothes.

We can do that.

I don't even care. I just know what she's gonna say.

You don't know what I'm gonna say.

Whoa, it's gonna be funny.

Can we just hurry up and wash the floor?

Hey.

You're a prostitute.

Okay.

I wanna use your butt too.

She's gonna leave her stand on everybody.

No.

You're so cute.

What the fuck was that?

Gargle my anal gravy.

She is dirty.

You have to be dirty.

You have to know my anal-

The queen of dirty words.

Sweet.

I can't believe I was like,

You want to share the penis with a dirty word girl?

Do I have to wait till after my turn to take the ice cream out?

Yeah. Until you complete your turn.

Until it's Claire's turn.

Use the washable marker to write a dirty word on any body who is completely naked.

Yup. All of that in my as well.

I guess you better not take too long to stink with that ice in your panties.

Well, I think I can wait a little longer.

That's just like, actually.

Hmm.

You guys are all written on.

Yeah, but are you dirty enough?

I'm written on.

That's what I just said. I said all of you guys are written on. Everybody that's naked is written on.

She's only got one thing to think about.

All right, no, she's got two things. They both have two things.

Hm?

Hmm.

They're good.

She likes that area.

Okay.

How dirty are you?

Don't mess up with that marker.

Don't mess up.

Make it look good.

Yeah, you better mess it up now.

Peachy.

I'm all peachy.

Whoa, she's getting rowdy.

I'm gonna start here.

Oh shit.

Creampie.

L-I-P-S.

Creampie tulips! Yes!

She's on a flower contest.

Good thing that's washable.

I'm sorry!

Can I keep the pee?

Hold up, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. It fell.

It fell. It fell.

I deserve that.

I guess I'm gonna have to do it.

Roll the dice and give that player spanking.

Three.

I get wet. Two. Oh, four.

You gotta roll again.

Unless you have to give your own self spankings.

I'm gonna do it.

Funny number, actually.

I'm gonna bend over my pillow.

Oh yeah, she's got it.

Okay.

I'm gonna see the way this one starts.

Oh.

Can we try with like three?

Oh, whatever.

Thirteen and twenty, there's no way three is happening.

That's right.

Come on, share.

Oh, that was great.

Woo!

All right.

I wanna sit down now.

I guess it's a good thing you got a good job.

She's all serious.

Yeah, I bet.

Yeah, good work.

White and pink.

Ooh, we sting down there.

Make out how long you've been playing for.

I don't know if they're gonna last 30 seconds.

I don't think that was 30 seconds.

My turn is 30 seconds.

Five more seconds.

You guys got like, at least two seconds.

Yeah, two more.

One more second.

Can't do this again.

You're the best at it.

One more time.

Just because she's getting work.

Wow, you got some pouty pussy all over you.

Front row, please.

They got heavily with player one.

She's over really horny over here with the ice that was rubbing on her clit.

Oh, yeah?

How's it going?

I'm not sure.

You're doing it, baby.

It's your birthday.

Feels good.

It feels good when you're drunk.

I like to be in my job.

You're gonna do that?

I really like the marker, right?

About way down low, right?

Way down low, it's right here.

Oh my god, I fell into that.

Okay.

Round six.

Pick any topless player and suck on their nipples for 30 seconds.

Hmm.

Okay, I don't want to suck on your nipples.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

Okay, no more foot in the ass.

That wasn't my fantasy.

It's embarrassing.

I feel like I'm gonna sneeze.

Told you.

Bless you.

We're damned here.

Play your player lustfully for 30 seconds.

Do what?

Fondle that player lustfully for 30 seconds.

I'm gonna fondle someone.

Come on, guys.

Fucking markers, though.

Look at her with the markers.

Ooh, you feel that wetness?

That's some ice.

I think that was 30 seconds.

I don't want to get too worked up into it.

Like I was just like, I'm all right.

You have a marker in your butt.

No, you didn't.

You're sitting on it.

You may make any new player give any other new player oral sex for 30 seconds if you will also give oral sex to the same person afterwards.

You?

I heard.

And then you want me?

Me.

I hope you guys like the taste of

the creamy juleps.

I just want it.

Marker.

30 seconds.

Don't distract her.

You go for it.

Hey, I said no to striding!

How does it taste?

So good.

What's good? I get it again.

Yes!

Yeah, you pull your hair back, girl.

She's a girl.

I want to touch you everywhere.

Cool. Was that my turn?

No, that was your turn.

Sweet.

I didn't do that. All I put was pussy sucker and then some lips.

Oh, but now you have to do it.

Okay, this is a boob job.

Although, the distraction didn't even matter.

You have red stuff on your face.

You can pick up the target.

Right?

You can pick up the target.

bubbles like, red.

It's like black stuff.

It's intense.

Some eyes, some lips, you know what I'm saying.

You can pick up the target.

It's like you.

What do you got there?

You know what I'm saying.

If you're naked masturbate for 30 seconds.

If you're not naked then take some time.

Finally, you joined us.

You're just a pro over here.

We're all over here.

Come on, you're off.

Oh, good.

any tapas player in the summer.

They're supposed to be there every second.

That's about it.

Oh, hi.

We got some balls out here.

Not next to it only.

There's a ball down here.

She's good.

I don't know how good she is, but pussy

she's really good.

Seriously.

You're one lucky girl.

If you're naked, and I am, masturbate for 30 seconds.

She's not done before then.

You have a very handsome and fresh

I was just gonna say that.

Come on, Buttercup.

I'm sorry, what?

It's a

bump.

God, it must be fun to play with those rings.

It is, you can try.

I'm all about it.

Let's see what the cards say.

Or maybe I'll do that.

Pick any topless player and suck on their nipples for 30 seconds.

Oh, I know I've iced yours.

And I've sucked on your, oh, and I've iced yours.

But you've kind of, I haven't been able to do anything here in a while.

In a while, right?

Since the beginning of the game.

In a while.

Oh, God.

Let's kiss.

I'm gonna cum.

Ah, amazing

God, I love piercing that boob.

Wow.

Oh, so much love for me.

You still have clothes on. You have to strip in nude instead of doing the stare.

You must decide before rolling the dice. Roll the dice if that player is naked.

You must give them oral sex for 30 seconds. If that player is not naked, skip this turn.

Okay.

I don't have to take off any clothes if I do this, so

High five.

Okay, going objects.

There's no popcorn in there.

Alright, counter.

Damn.

Guys!

I didn't even get a turn on your butt.

Your shoes are naked.

I got it.

I'm still not naked.

I can't believe I got that option.

Roll the dice. Fondle that player for 30 seconds.

Six.

What is that?

Whoa, you're rolling again?

Three? Oh, please.

It was meant to be six.

Yeah, it was.

It was.

Popcorn six, my ass.

You're gonna give me the candy dish?

I'll show you a candy dish.

Oh, hi.

You're so good at this.

I'm gonna ruin this perfectly good moment with her.

I'm gonna buy it.

God, why me?

Oh.

Mr. Penis.

Don't, don't do this.

I only wrote candy this year, Mr. Penis.

Penis.

I mean, Mr. Penis.

I'm popping this head on you underwear.

It's just on your hip.

And it's popping this head on your underwear.

That's pretty good.

Say, can you top this player and suck on their nipples for 30 seconds?

Looks like we have no cheer.

I'm not topless, I don't know how you want to do it.

I'm not topless.

That's right, that's right.

We all are friends, you know?

Yeah, we made the rules. We break the rules.

That's true.

Thirty.

She puts it back on.

Okay, your turn.

I'm sorry, I just wanted to do that once.

You may make any nude player give any other nude player oral sex.

As long as you will?

Oh!

Oh wait, we got more nude players.

I remember, yeah, you're nude now.

That's really cool.

She didn't even participate with us for so long.

I take you on her.

I don't mind.

Okay then.

So, this is really getting in the way.

Serious party style, okay?

But it's a party so fouls aren't meant to be used.

I guess you're right. It's foul down there.

It wasn't alcohol.

Yeah, seriously. Good, valid point.

Very, very valid point. We didn't spill milk.

It's an important crime.

I'm gonna cum!

Okay, come on, I'll have to see. I don't even know what they wrote.

It's her turn.

It's her turn.

Oh yeah. That is her turn.

Well, let's see what else the card says.

Yeah, she's gonna pull the card.

Yeah, now you pull it.

Okay, let me see straight first.

No, we're just waiting for our turn.

You may make a nude player or get rid of the other nude player or have sex for 30 seconds.

Assume your position.

So, let's see.

Everybody has to be nude, huh?

You? Me?

I got your back.

When you laugh, it tingles.

It's so good.

What's wrong?

Okay, okay, okay. 30 seconds.

I wanna know the next stop.

I'm gonna cum!

Are you sure?

We're not done yet.

Isn't it, by the way?

I don't know.

If there are at least two new players and you can back-clude yourself, then pick any pair and put them in the 69 position for 30 seconds.

What?

If there are at least two new players, even if you back-clude yourself, then pick any player or any pair and put them in the 69 position for 30 seconds.

God, I want me but I kind of feel like you can enjoy yourself with this.

Yeah, like I kind of feel like I was getting too much.

Okay.

I'm gonna say that you too. 69 it.

But I want, um

I want you on top.

I'm gonna choose yes.

You get the choice.

Yeah, that's right. You're on top.

You're gonna need to scoot out a little bit.

Yeah.

Make some room, guys.

I can't stop.

Amazing.

It's so good.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

And why did I choose him?

Why did I choose them?

You still have clothes on. You have the option of stripping in instead of doing this.

You must get all the best stuff. You must give all the best stuff.

That player's not naked. Just get this turn.

You.

You're the best.

Okay, I was like

I don't wanna get naked yet. I don't have to.

She gets it all, doesn't she?

Lucky night.

Yeah.

Oh, Shiki.

God, it must look really funny to pull a dick.

This is my head getting pillowed.

You can put your head on the head while you're doing it.

If you are naked

masturbate for 30 seconds. If you are not naked, take something off.

Naked?

Naked?

We've already shown you three.

Yeah, we've already seen them.

You keep getting your nipples sucked.

That's not fair.

What do you think?

I think you should go with bottoms.

It's like, they're all wet and sticky.

You don't want those on anymore.

All right.

I'm so happy to be doing this.

You go last.

All this blue on the carpet.

I don't know whose carpet this is.

Oh, well, you know, a little bit of 409 will get that right.

I'm sure.

I'll remind you.

Orally.

All there.

She had to adjust.

I'm like, oh, good turn is it?

the role of the ice-cream player when he's drinking.

Otherwise, it's just a normal ice-cream.

Two.

Nice target action going on. I think this should be easy.

Lift up a little bit. Yeah, like that.

You're making angles work.

Oh, come on.

Okay.

Whoa! You have some hair.

Nice.

Beautiful.

That's a good one, my neighbor.

You know the same thing as her.

It was you, huh? Fucking damn.

If you still have clothes, you have the option of stripping nude instead of doing this dare.

Roll the dice. If the player is naked, you must give the moral test for 30 seconds. If the player is not naked, you skip this turn.

Well, I don't have an option, do I?

Oh, wow.

Gossip rowdy.

I'm not naked.

Oh my god, you missed out.

I was just gonna say, oh!

Or is this the end of round six?

It's the end of round six.

Okay, next round.

On player one.

What's the surprise?

The title of the dare is to have fun using the items in this box.

Maybe

I'm gonna have fun.

Yeah, okay.

Oh, this looks fun.

Strip on.

Yes! I love purple.

Okay.

So, I'd like to have fun with you.

I'd like to have fun with you. I'd like you to have fun with me.

Okay.

I want that.

I want to see you.

You want it?

Yeah, I want you to have fun with me.

Yeah, but they might be just a little bit small.

There's a little scenario going on here.

I think we're gonna make it work out.

It's a little bit big.

Did you say it was a hundred times?

No, it was just right.

That's my thing?

That girl is so sexy.

Her skin is very baggy.

It looks like she's pretty gongzo's nose.

I don't understand this bag girl.

I know, right?

Her latex?

Oh, it's shaped like bag girl.

What color do you want?

Yeah, what color do you want?

Yeah, exactly. They have wild berries, kiwis, strawberries, pina colada.

That's it.

I'm not doing pina colada.

Pina colada?

Kiwis, strawberries, wild berries.

I like blueberries.

Oh, I hate blueberries but it's not me who's gonna say some

Well, it would match though.

Okay, it would.

It would.

We could be color coordinated.

You and your penis?

Yes, yes!

Where's my penis?

You stole my penis!

You stole my penis.

You don't get it.

Fine. One's enough for me.

We can get more too if you want. All the girls can have one.

I like penis.

I like that too.

I'm the only one with that.

I know. You guys' birthday's coming up in a couple months. Seriously.

You look so manly when you do that.

That's amazing.

Can I morph?

No, you're still a girl.

That's fine.

Oh, it's the first time for everything.

Let's take it.

Feels good.

Hahaha!

You're gonna move the box?

That was a pretty cool experience, I must say.

I'm also, I'm also willing to use it if somebody else wants to wear it.

I'm gonna search other people's.

I'm not interested.

I know she's interested in it.

I'm interested in wearing it.

Really?

Okay, I wanna, I wanna see how this works.

I wanna see how it feels.

Here, I'll clean this for you.

I'm gonna get the strap on.

This is neat.

No, seriously, for me.

That's pretty cool.

In August.

July 27th, guys.

It's my 21st.

So it'll be like, a huge difference.

Oh my god, it's your 21st. That's right.

I'm so

I'm gonna make your life miserable.

It's already gonna be miserable, dude. My parents

My parents are gonna screw me, dude.

My dad can drink like a K, and so can my mom. They can both drink like

like mad cavemen or something.

It really is quite big.

Yeah.

She's got a little bit wider hips, though, than you.

Yeah, boy hips.

Um, yeah. So like, using it with you on top of me

But it is so really wide.

isn't going to work.

Yeah, so like, using it with you on top of me

isn't going to work.

Okay. And I'll be on top of you, because then when I move, it will actually be up.

So what I was gonna say is that, you know, I'm a little shy.

Okay.

And I'll be on top of you, because then when I move, it will actually be up.

You like my hand?

It's pretty fun.

Yeah?

I've been doing this for a long time.

Yeah, now you get all the power?

Don't you wanna?

Ah

Ah, yeah

It hurts.

Come.

Ah, that's good.

Yeah, that's good.

You keep fondling yourself. Are you sure you don't want to jump in with that?

It's nice.

It's not big enough.

Yeah, it's not quite as big.

Anybody else?

How do you mark me a lot?

I'm good.

It's nice to watch though.

I bet.

It's kind of

It's kind of purple.

It's very purple, for sure.

Well, what did I surprise you with last round?

I think it was, I've always wanted to be fucked by a strap-on.

And the girl wearing it.

But I mean, you know.

I've always wanted to do that.

It's pretty fun. Well, I didn't wear it, but it's pretty fun to receive it and I know that.

She's like, I didn't wear it.

Oh, I could see you weren't wearing it.

You should.

She just needs to receive it.

Yeah, who wants to receive?

I think Claire does.

She's like biting her lips like, I know I want to say thank you, but

It sounds like a flirt.

But if you really don't want it, I could receive.

I don't think so.

Not for you, Ashlee.

No, I'm good. I'm good.

Well, do you want to know what it feels like to have it or?

I'm good for now. I actually like being the good one.

I just wanted to wear it. I'm happy now.

I'm down for it.

But I wanna be on bottom so I can really be like, down for it.

If that'll work.

I don't know if that's a word.

I'd try it. You have wider hips than her.

I would say try it on.

Yeah.

You want me to rinse it off?

Yeah.

Why don't I have to get it?

I did the dirty work last time.

Swap.

Because when I did it

I have always been

It's not that big of a deal.

I mean, yes it hurts but it hurts bad.

Just for one second you go, that's it.

And that is not like bad.

It's like when I got my gun, I was like, and whenever the wind would blow on my nipples, oh, God, it was like instant orgasm.

I don't know if you always wear a bra right after you have it done.

I like, I first got on a bitch when I was nineteen.

And I never fucking wore a bra.

I didn't wear one.

And just my t-shirt fucking rubbing up against it.

That just kept everything.

Oh, my.

That's so ridiculous.

I think my fit were better.

No, not quite.

Pull it up. Pull it up. Oh, yeah.

Pull it up high.

You want it higher?

Well, no, I meant it might be more

Just like the straps, right?

Pull it back and the sides as high as you can.

I feel like it's too far.

I thought you might like this.

Based on your dominant behaviors today.

I just wanna repeat.

What kind do you want?

It doesn't matter. Yeah, the one that's already opened.

She already tastes like it. Might as well.

I don't like blueberries but I'm not exactly bending over.

Well, unless you want me to blow it.

I don't know if it's my turn.

I want that.

No.

She's in charge.

You said you wanted to be the receiving end.

I'm like, she's the one in charge here, you see?

I wouldn't fight with the one that was in charge.

One minute.

Stop.

I'm sure you're enjoying this.

I like this. I think that

Oh, yeah.

I think that there needs to be more strap-ons if I like.

Bigger ones.

Figure one.

Oh, yeah. You could have it, man.

Oh!

It's starting to smell like sex in here.

Blueberries.

It's not blueberry. I don't smell blueberry.

Say my name bitch.

You know I said

What did I say?

Do you want me to be on top?

Okay.

We can try.

It's off. It makes real sex sound.

Look at that.

That's for sure.

Okay.

I'm the worst on top.

Okay.

You're so slimming down there.

It's big.

I think your purple people are making me sorry.

Should we call it a pussy?

Oh yeah, that's better.

I'm just at that club right now.

I never involved myself in shopping.

And the dildos I involve myself in suck.

I usually just go for penis but that's like

so much more awesome.

And it lasts for so much longer.

I know.

I know, like, the size that you want or any color for that matter sparkles with them.

Pretty nice.

Yeah, it doesn't talk back.

It definitely doesn't talk back.

It doesn't shoot in your face.

It doesn't, like

I mean, I still dig real cock but I still understand.

Yeah, now I'm starting to get a life based on that again.

But I like, I've seen it.

I can see how girls can understand.

I can totally understand how girls can feel good.

You know what?

I could actually share a wall with anyone.

That is cool. That is cool.

They make it so that you can suction onto your body.

But you still lose the suction occasionally.

Fix it, do you know what I mean?

You could still be able to suction it to like, you know.

Yeah, you really could. You could suction it to any like flat hard surface.

And she might lose it and die and hers has a

a metal rod in the middle of it so she can

angle it in any direction she wants. It keeps it's shape.

Where did she get this?

She wrote it offline. You can find anything.

I wouldn't even know what to look for.

Starting to get a better idea.

Go to toys in Babeland.

Oh yeah. Yeah.

That's in Seattle, huh?

Anything you want. One in Seattle and one in New York.

Yeah, they're like the most

Toys in Babeland and Good Vibes.

Also in San Francisco and New York.

If there's only one, I'm probably going to win.

That was really cool, but it really like, did me in.

That was kind of, I didn't expect that from that.

No, I really didn't.

It was cool.