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Lower.

Very nice.

And hair.

Hair.

Come on.

Beautiful.

Go down.

Don't forget the hips.

Stay. Very nice, beautiful. And the other one.

Alex, are you in love?

Your wife? Send her kisses.

Hips, hips, hips.

Back and front. Don't be shy.

Hair again.

Here you go.

Can you grab the bag?

- The beef. - Thank you.

Let's put it inside.

Bring it here.

Come on, let's go.

- See you tomorrow. - Good night.

- You're ready. - Yeah?

Wait a sec.

Next.

- Good afternoon. - Hello.

- You know what? - Tell me.

I was thinking of a tribal look.

- What a sexy choice! - My hot summer boy!

I'll fix you, señor.

Make him a football!

I'm gonna make a sun.

Thirty-four.

And roll it.

Roll it...

Four and two, Winnie the Pooh.

Forty-two.

Come on, forty-two.

Who's gonna have the forty-two?

Roll, roll, and...

Seven and seven, who's going to heaven?

Seventy-seven.

- Bingo! - We have a Bingo!

Bravo.

And a beautiful present for a beautiful lady!

Here we are.

The most ancient go-go boy only for you.

What do we have here?

A big applause for the lady.

And let's continue!

Where is it?

What are you looking for?

There it is.

- Hello, reception? - Yes?

Well,

we're out of alcohol.

- We're calling from Room 701. - Say it's a suite.

Yes, please hurry.

- What are they saying? - They're coming.

- Really? - They're on their way.

Here we are.

New delivery from Bulgaria.

From Bulgaria?

Look.

Honey Blitz!

Petrol with peach flavour.

"Drink till you get the chills".

"Feel the taste of heaven".

Oh, my dearest tourists,

we're gonna have so much "fun" this summer.

It stings a bit,

but...

You're not sleepy, huh?

I'm wired.

Wired.

Still...

wired.

Come on, get up.

Go.

Come on.

Your kiddo will be looking for you.

Come on.

Here's our entrance.

This way, please.

There he is.

- Animateurs! - Cleaning crew, this way.

Animateurs, this way.

You kept your word.

Animateurs!

Hi.

This way.

Here are our "Olympic level" facilities…

There are lockers for your stuff.

Make yourselves at home.

Sit.

This guy handing out T-shirts is Thomas.

He's in charge of dishwashing.

This is Fani and this is Sergey,

the "golden microphone" of Russia.

Kazakhstan.

And over here,

- the oldest member of the group, Kalia... - Hi.

Our best dancer.

First came the hotel, then Kalia.

Now, you tell us.

Vlad?

- Introduce yourself. - Me?

Hello everybody.

I'm Vladimir.

The guys know me, I was here last summer too.

I couldn't find a worse place, so I came back.

You came to the right place.

I wanna make a statement.

My number 1 hit is "Yanivina". You know it?

Bravo. Madonna, "Like A Virgin".

Dance it.

Check out this handstand!

You're on fire.

You?

Hi, I'm Jo.

I was working at a circus, but it closed down

so I came here.

What did you do there?

A bit of acrobatics, kickboxing...

- Can you beat this guy? - Who, me?

- What, are you afraid? - Of course not.

I won't hit you too hard.

What happened?

Everything alright?

What about you?

I'm Eva.

- From Thessaloniki? - From Poland.

Nowa Ruda.

Nowa Ruda?

It's a village next to the Czech Republic.

Okay.

I'm 17,

actually 18 in a month.

I've been in Greece two years now.

I'm happy to be here... What else?

"Hello again, from Poland".

Now throw me down, that's it!

Turn right. Fast, fast, fast...

We make a turn, we flip the hair.

We hold the hat

and move it fast.

And faster...

Then the next song comes on.

Spread your legs more and lower yourself.

And move faster.

Turn.

In one beat. With a jump.

And on your face, smiles. Smile at the audience.

Shake, shake and smile.

We continue until they get up.

We dance.

Don't forget the face.

That's it.

Our show begins in one hour.

Our first show for this summer.

We're expecting all of you.

Here, at this beautiful hotel.

With a lot of dancing, singing,

and many surprises.

Two more.

And we put as many as possible.

Like this.

They should look huge.

Give me two more.

And another two.

Come here, Eva.

Give me two.

The bigger...

the better.

Two more please.

- Is she ok? - She needs more.

How do we look?

- Good? - Yes.

- Are they too small? - No.

Silence!

And we continue

with some great performers that have come

from far, far away.

- He was wearing two huge wings! - They were 3 meters long.

And he was shouting "Kra, Kra"!

He was moving around, proud as a peacock.

No, I wasn't like that.

His wing got stuck on the set but he kept going.

- I hadn't realized it. - He hadn't realized it.

We all kept dancing, the set had collapsed...

but the audience kept laughing, as they always do.

Guess who was waiting behind the stage for his act?

Señorita Thomas!

- With her pigtails and her little dress. - Show them!

Signore e signori, how are you today?

Buongiorno. Good? Are you good? Bene, si!

So, who do we have here?

The Russian guy.

The Russian bear.

Grandpa...

Simos.

Little grandpa.

And grandma Kalia.

The great dancer.

Prima Ballerina.

And here?

Who are those people here?

They came here for the summer.

Have a nice summer guys, we're gonna have a "great" time.

- Can you spread your legs? - Yes, I can.

Show us!

Take that!

You're gonna need these! What do we have here?

Me too!

Wake up!

I will, in a bit...

wake up.

My head hurts a bit.

Where?

Here...

Here?

Anywhere else?

Well…now…there

Come on.

Girls?

It's recruitment day, down at the Apollo club.

They're looking for extra crew for the weekend.

It's extra cash, okay?

- If you're interested... - I'm in.

Kalia?

Okay, are you ready?

- What are we drinking? - Vodka.

Bring it on.

Let's have a nice summer.

Listen up! Pay attention, everybody.

Those who came for the dance try-outs, gather in the middle.

Cleaners, in the back.

Ticket sellers, upstairs.

Dancers, follow me.

First five dancers, come with me.

Bring it!

Give me more!

That's what's up!

Remember, it's a club here!

Come on, more energy.

Very nice, thank you.

Next five, please.

- Come on! - Let's go!

Once again, let's bring it.

Come on!

Show us what you've got.

Come on, come on.

You have to feel it. I want tension.

And down! Down, down.

Don't forget where you are.

This is a club, not a summer camp.

Let's go!

Shake it!

Shake it till you make it!

From within! You have to feel it!

Come on, come on.

Passion!

Feel it from within.

That's what's up!

Bring it up!

Tension!

Down, down, get down!

Ladies and gentlemen,

look at the stars

and welcome to the edge of the sky!

Welcome to the party!

Make some noise!

So, check out the brothers and sisters,

who're about to bring your senses to the utmost limits.

Make noise!

This is an adult show.

This is an adult show, which means that

if any of you motherfuckers is underage,

please, get the fuck out right now.

I'm gonna need a volunteer for the main course,

male on male striptease.

Make some noise!

Somebody's gonna have a good time tonight!

Bring it down and see some action!

Eva!

Wanna have a last drink?

No.

Come on.

Last one.

It's bedtime now.

Come on!

Thomas...

We'll have some water now.

Now it's time for water.

No more drinking. Yes to water.

Room service, here.

Your water.

And croissants.

Are you sure you're from Poland?

I don't drink.

- I can see that. - In Poland...

vodka.

Morning, afternoon,

evening.

Vodka.

- I only drink gin. - Right.

That's everything I have.

My fortune.

"Ladies and gentlemen".

- "Is anybody in love?" - "Is anybody in love in here?"

And the one you sing...

How long have you been here?

Seven years.

And for two years before that

I was at the hotel next door.

- So, nine. - Nine.

And another ten years doing odd-jobs here and there.

Nineteen.

I left home early...

when I was sixteen.

I opened the door and...

"Kra, Kra!"

I flew away.

I also left at sixteen.

"Kra!"

And why did you stay here?

Here...

there's food, a roof, money…

Three in one.

I also like all...

the shows.

I put on my high heels,

glitter, costume, and then… it's not me anymore.

And the audience claps and cheers.

That's been my thing, since I was a kid.

I'd put on this tutu I had

and Ι'd search for Madonna on TV.

And whatever Madonna did,

I would copy her.

Madonna did that,

I did the same.

- Pugacheva! - Alla Pugacheva!

- Million... - "Million Roses".

Here are some tops.

Tops...

Take them.

And these tiny tights...

They're for Saturday's show, we've gotta be ready in two weeks.

And I've had an idea.

On the tops and the tights,

we'll take these little mirrors

and stick them in various spots.

Here.

All over.

Here and there. Fill it up.

And as we move around,

what do we have?

- Scales! - Little fish!

This year, we'll do the fish show.

We'll be little fish.

- Do you also want to be a little fish? - Yes.

Shall we put on some scales then?

Here, push with your nose!

Push.

It didn't fall!

- What kind of fish are you? - Papalina.

So,

we move like this.

This way.

And now that way.

Eva... Come!

Come, it's nice.

Come, it's shallow.

Come!

- I don't know how to swim. - Eva, come!

You can stand here!

I'm coming!

Let's go.

Come inside.

Don't be afraid.

Little fish.

- Lean back. - Bravo.

Little fish.

Come on, find your way.

Navigate through this madness.

Get the duckies.

Come on.

Look for the duckies.

Go, go.

This is not a duck, bro.

Somebody's getting close.

Somebody's getting closer.

Yes!

We have a winner!

We have a winner!

Make some noise for our winner!

She took the chance. She dared, she won.

And now let's help her get wasted with the big prize!

Go, go, go!

Time for the final round. We're gonna bring you the duets.

Make some noise for Kalia! Make some noise for Eva!

Make some noise for Vladimir!

One dude or one dudette for team Kalia.

One dude or one dudette for team Eva.

Step right up.

Who's gonna be joining team Vladimir?

Come on, step right up.

You know the drill.

You need to find the bucket with the duckies.

On the count of three.

One, two, three. Hit it!

Look for the duckies!

Come on, come on.

It's duck season up in here.

Where's Mario?

That's how it goes down every year.

That's the way we party!

Somebody is getting close.

Come on.

Yes!

We have a winner!

That's how we party!

That's how we roll!

That's how it goes down.

Make some motherfucking noise!

It's okay now.

Hello, everybody.

How are we tonight?

Are we ready to sing together?

I want a volunteer.

A brave one.

No one?

You? No. You?

You?

We'll have a deal.

I'll start,

- but then it's your turn, okay? - Yes!

Okay!

So, let's boogie!

Mister

Your eyes are full of hesitation.

Sure makes me wonder

if you know what you're looking for.

Baby

I want to keep my reputation.

I'm a sensation.

You try me once, you'll beg for more.

Yes, sir, I can boogie

but I need a certain song.

I can boogie, boogie, boogie

all night long.

Yes, sir, I can boogie.

If you stay you can't go wrong.

I can boogie, boogie, boogie

all night long.

Beautiful!

What can I do for you today?

A haircut.

Head down!

More?

You are ready.

You're bald now.

- Come closer! - No, no!

What's up?

About the other night...

are you okay?

Okay.

How did you do that?

Like this.

Faster.

And make a little turn.

Like this.

Bravo.

Take off the T-shirt.

This one too.

Like this.

Let's put one on top of the other.

- A certain little cricket is going to bed! - No!

- This little cricket is going to bed. - No, I won't go to bed!

Let her stay.

Take me to bed, daddy.

I'll take you to bed, son. I'll sing you a lullaby.

Yes, a lullaby and a kiss.

Alright, you'll take her to bed then.

I gave it a shot.

We'll drink this

because today is my birthday.

Happy Birthday, Eva.

Sing, you guys!

Perfect gift!

- Shall we sing another song? - Yes.

You sing one.

Kalia.

- Sing what? - Whatever you want.

- Let me power up the jukebox. - Kalia will sing a song now.

Kalia, Kalia, Kalia.

I don't have a Polish one.

But I do have a Russian one.

I know it by heart.

It was a great success.

A great moment, a great hit.

- It was a hit for ten years. - Ten years of success!

It was 40 degrees Celsius. Heatwave.

And we were wearing furs.

The whole animal was on us

but, underneath, we had swimsuits, with the Russian flag.

Red, white, blue.

We stood with our backs turned,

and then surprise!

Take this.

Shake it.

That was the grand idea,

but the song was so romantic.

It went like...

I don't remember the lyrics.

Five Euros to the young lady over here.

Bravo, buy yourself something nice.

We're alone here.

We can sing as loud as we want.

Kalia, should we sing Alla Pugacheva "A Million Roses"?

With the roses in her hair?

Happy birthday to you,

happy birthday, dear Eva,

happy birthday to you.

Did you have a good time?

I hadn't celebrated my birthday since...

It's okay.

Don't worry.

I'm here now. I mean it.

I'm here now and I'll be in charge.

You want parties?

We'll have a party every day.

Party every day.

In the morning, afternoon, evening.

Thomas!

At your service.

Thomas!

Present, ma'am!

Present!

What do you need? I'm at your service.

A party?

I'll do everything.

Party everyday.

Keep going, with the music.

One, two, three.

And one, two, three.

Look your partner in the eye, don't be shy!

Beautiful!

And one, two, three.

And change!

That's it.

One, two, three.

And turn!

Like stars under the moonlight.

Beautiful!

Get ready with me

and change!

Good luck tonight.

Good night.

- We'll wait for you by the motorbikes, okay? - Yes.

Are you ready?

You're not wearing rhinestones.

I'll put some rhinestones on you.

I'll put the red ones.

Red ones.

Everything

is slipping off,

melting from the heat.

Stay there!

- We've got a long night ahead of us, eh? - Yes.

Are you tired?

I'm fine.

I'm tired.

I didn't sleep well.

I didn't sleep alone.

Thomas.

Señor Thomas.

I had a dream.

I saw that

I was on stage,

but the stage was in Poland.

Inside my house.

And I was up there...

dancing and singing.

And my entire family was in the audience.

My mom...

They were applauding...

And saying "dance."

And more...

More.

Some of them got up on stage and came towards me.

And they were touching me

and kissing me.

And then,

their faces started...

growing bigger.

And bigger.

Like animals.

Big ones.

I don't want to go back home.

I don't even dream.

Nothing, blank.

I sleep

and I don't download any images.

Nothing.

Blank.

But when I first came here, I used to have this one dream.

The same one, repeatedly, for years.

We were on stage,

wearing the prosthetics,

everything... tits, asses,

the whole gear.

And on top of that I was wearing my childhood tutu.

We were massive, just imagine.

And we were dancing, and every time we twirled,

we would expand.

And we kept expanding and dancing and expanding even more...

And, in the end, we couldn't fit on stage anymore!

"Excuse me, may I pass?"

"Excuse me!"

We were huge.

Like balloons!

Andreas, my boy, you should have been more careful.

You can't blame anybody else now.

From today the boys' club is getting even smaller,

there are only a few of us left still keeping it real.

We're the "Last of the Mohicans"!

See you next year, Andreas!

The rest of us...

time to party!

Let's party!

Congratulations, guys!

All together now!

It's very simple.

To the right.

Clap your hands.

Bravo! Arms!

Arms like that!

Make a circle!

Turn around!

That's it!

Let's go! With power.

Where is the best man?

We never stop, no matter what.

We keep going.

Let me see you.

Move a little bit, like this!

It needs a little bit of rhythm here!

Shots!

Let's go, the energy never stops!

That's it.

I'll add a masculine touch, here.

A little mustache

and this is the result.

Eva, isn't it perfect?

- She doesn't admit it, but she likes it. - I hope it comes off.

Where are you gonna take me now?

Where do you wanna go?

I want a ride.

- Where to? - The sea.

- Let's go now. - He said yes!

Best man!

Speed up!

Speed up!

Eva... we're off now.

Eva,

here's to the homeland.

Here's to Nowa Ruda.

Beautiful.

Beautiful!

Beautiful!

"I'm flying, Jack!"

Jack?

Jack?

"I'm flying, Jack!"

I'm flying...

- I'm here. - Good.

- I want us to go there. - Where?

There, by the water.

What water? Wait a minute.

- Come on, it's nice. - Wait a moment.

Hold on, here.

Hold on to this and you won't fall.

You're doing well!

We're almost there.

- Over there. - Let's lay down here.

- Follow me. - Let's stop here.

This way.

You okay?

Look at this mess.

- You liar! - Liar?

Lazy man.

Get up, lazy man.

Okay?

You're okay, huh?

Come on.

Jack!

Time for a walk.

Let's go for a walk now.

Come, just hold on to this

and we won't fall again, okay?

- Come now. - Wait.

We're almost there.

This way.

Everything alright?

Does it hurt here?

Let me see.

Maybe here?

All good.

Get up, let's go.

Get up

and let's go.

This way.

Here.

We're almost there, best man.

Best man!

Here!

Beautiful!

It doesn't matter how hard you can hit.

What matters is how hard you can get hit

and keep moving forward!

Here you are…

I found a bottle of wine outside, on a table...

and I took it.

I brought it for us to drink. Here.

It's good.

Great.

When you came in

I knew it was you... even before I saw you.

- Do you know how I could tell? - No.

From the smell.

There is this smell.

This smell!

It smells like

alcohol mixed with...

a bit of sweat

from the show.

What are you saying?

And a little bit of

carpet,

mold.

Lycra, lycra.

What are you saying?

"The odour."

The smell.

This smell...

Keep talking.

- The smell. - Keep talking...

"The odour!"

Clap!

Clap again!

Give it up for Romania!

Next up in our country music battle

is...

Austria!

These Austrians are gonna be giving shots

to whoever dances

the "Schuhplattler"!

Shots!

Go, Austria.

- You want one? - Yes.

You have to dance now.

If you give me one more, I'll dance.

Okay, one more shot for the lady. But then you have to dance.

Yes? It's easy.

Jonas, come. We'll show you.

That's it? Okay.

One, two, three, four.

Austrians are the best!

Schuhplattler everybody!

Go, Austria! Give it up.

And now, get ready for the moody blues.

Oh, the blues, they play it every night.

Isn't it great?

- You're a good dancer. - Am I?

It's easy. It's...

One, two, three.

To eternity, forever!

Like this.

Like this. One, two, three, and turn.

And turn.

And turn.

And again, this.

And breathe!

Don't forget to breathe.

Like this.

How long have you been here?

Couple of days.

- And turn. - And don't forget to breathe, right?

I know it now.

Kaput?

- I'm not kaput. - Not kaput?

A little dizzy maybe, but not kaput.

You know, those bad guys want to kick us out.

- Really? - We have a serious problem.

Yeah, it is what it is.

What can we do?

I don't wanna go home.

I don't wanna sleep.

If you don't want to sleep, you don't have to sleep.

- We can do something. - Okay, do something.

I can bring you home. Where's your place?

My place is

far, far, far away.

At the end of the island.

We can go to your place.

Yes, it's in the neighborhood.

Behind the lake with the statues, do you know it?

The lake with the statues? No!

Show me the lake with the statues, I want to see it!

The greatest thing in Greece.

- The beauty of my country! - Yes!

- Beautiful! - Come inside.

- Louvre! - It's Louvre for the poor.

Louvre for the poor!

- Do you know all of them? - Personally! All of them.

- Yes? - Do you know her?

- No! - Aphrodite.

She's always like this, naked.

With the tits out, that's her style.

- That's how she likes it. - You know the drowning one?

The drowning one?

What about you? Let's see what's your problem.

No, he's dancing!

You see? He's dancing.

Just keep the rhythm, keep the rhythm!

- And the mermaid here! - Mermaid! Greece!

And here we have the twin sister of Aphrodite.

And the dead one! He's dying there, we can help him.

- And the last one... - Yes, we have one more.

- The warrior! - The warrior, the strong one.

I like this, this one is my favourite.

No...

Where are you?

Here! What do we have here?

The most beautiful

and the most drunk girl.

You are the most drunk, I am the most...

beautiful.

- Okay, I agree. - Okay?

Here...

A cap.

- A cap? - A cap.

Let me see, I'll dance for you.

Dance for me.

On the dance floor.

Give me the cap.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Breathe.

We have a little hat!

- Very nice! - Thank you.

Yes, it's ready for the summer,

for the sun...

It should be protected.

It's a little summer hat!

Very nice.

Does it hurt?

No.

They don't hurt.

Only...

they get...

pfff.

They get double, like an old lady's knees.

When I dance all day...

You're dancing all the time?

Yeah.

I lied.

I'm working here.

- You're working here? - For years.

- Really? - Yes, in a famous hotel,

the biggest one we have.

I'm an animateur. Do you know what animateurs are?

Yes.

We dance for tourists.

For tourists!

Guys like you.

They come, they pay,

and I start

dancing everything.

Everything you can imagine. What do you want? Oriental?

I have oriental. Do you want a sexy thing?

I'll dance sexy.

Traditional? I also have traditional.

You order, I dance.

Tell us what you want

and I'll dance. Jukebox.

Jukebox!

I'm a jukebox!

And they clap, cheer.

They find it very funny.

It's for...

Yeah.

Do you want me to dance for you? I can show you.

- No, you don't have to do this. - Order me what you want and I'll show you.

I'll do midgets!

It's a dance we do, a show.

We are like that, tiny people.

We are two people stuck together.

One here and the other is behind.

We move together and we do ballerinas.

Like this.

But we have to be synchronized.

Like this.

And then we change it.

Immediately.

Rocky.

Take that.

And then oriental.

Come on, you don't have to do this.

I see, yes.

Okay, I got you.

And we continue...

It's nice.

Let's put some more.

The other cheek too.

Who doesn't have hair gel?

- Do you have any? - No.

Here's the gel for the hair.

It's an "excellent" product.

Let me put you some.

Yes.

I'm sorry.

The punk is not dead! The system is dead!

Bravo, guys! And now...

Johanna from Germany!

Hello.

My name is Johanna, I come from Hannover.

- And... - Hi, Johanna!

This is my third time in Greece.

- I love Greece. - We love you, too!

And I would like...

I want to sing this next song for my husband

and for our little dog, whom we miss.

Thank you.

And now...

our next song.

Hello, everybody. How are you?

I'm gonna sing a song for you.

Okay?

My name is... Kalia.

- Hi, Kalia! - Hi!

I'm from here, from Greece.

From a

small town out of Athens

and I'm here for holidays.

I'm here for a couple of days.

I came alone

and I met great people.

Great people. The island is awesome.

Awesome island, I'll come next year, definitely.

I met French.

Italians.

Russians.

I learned how to dance Schuhplattler.

Do you know Schuhplattler? No?

It's a very funny dance, like this.

And I learned to do this.

I also met

Jonas from...

from Linz!

And now I'm the volunteer, I'm the brave one.

Let's sing and dance together.

Follow me, close your eyes...

and dream.

And breathe, don't forget to breathe.

Mister

your eyes are full of hesitation.

Sure makes me wonder

if you know what you're looking for.

Baby, I want to keep my reputation.

I'm a sensation.

Yes, you are!

You'll beg for more.

Yes, sir, I can boogie

but I need a certain song.

I can boogie, boogie, boogie all night long.

Yes, sir, I can boogie.

If you stay, you can't go wrong.

I can boogie, boogie, boogie all night long.

No, sir,

I don't feel very much like...

No, neither walking.

You wanna know if I can dance?

- Yeah! - Yeah?

Yes, sir,

Already told you in the first verse.

And in the chorus.

But, please, give me one more chance, okay?

Okay!

So yes, sir,

I can boogie

I'm done.

It's over.

I can boogie, boogie, boogie...

Good evening, everybody!

Are you ready to sing?

Is anybody in love?

I'm in love...

with all of you!