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[opening theme music playing]
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Oh, I'm sorry…
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America, I was just reflecting
on all my blessings.
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You know, Bernie Mac
has so much, of course
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and I'm happy to share
with those kids. You know that.
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You know, there's a time when those kids,
they was living from hand to mouth.
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But I've been doing all right by them.
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I put food in their belly,
clothes on their back
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and a roof over their heads.
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I think I really provided an environment
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for them to really grow.
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Matter of fact, America, check this out.
Come here.
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[clears throat]
Look, right here, this was baby girl
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when she first got here.
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This is her now.
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Right here, that's Jordan, of course.
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This him now.
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And this one right here is Nessa.
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But the only question
I really have, America, is…
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[shouting]
who in the hell been writing on my wall?
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[softly] Excuse me, America.
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I got to go stunt
one of those kids' growth.
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Damn! I done told you
about writing up in here!
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Don't come at me with that project stuff,
I done told you!
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Pass the milk?
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Uncle Bernie, Jordan used all the milk.
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No, he didn't. We have plenty of milk.
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Hey, what happened to the other one?
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That one's been gone.
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But I want cereal.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'm gonna make you
something better than cereal.
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I'll make you some of
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Uncle Bernie's famous French toast.
How about that?
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Do other people know about it?
'Cause how can it be famous?
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Shut up and eat your cereal, boy.
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Vanessa, do you know about Uncle Bernie's
famous French toast?
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-What?
-See? It's not famous.
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What happened to all the bread?
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I fed the beast.
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Boy, I swear I don't know
how you eat so doggone much.
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I'm a growing boy.
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Maybe I was zapped
by gamma rays like the Hulk.
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You don't want to make me angry.
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I'm turning green, Uncle Bernie!
I'm turning green!
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Jordan, if you don't sit down and eat,
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I'm going to turn you black and blue. Eat.
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So what's for breakfast?
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I tell you what's
going to be for breakfast.
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Some of Uncle Bernie's famous pancakes.
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Hey… what happened to the eggs?
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Okay, yeah, pancakes
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coming…
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up.
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-Uncle Bernie.
-Huh?
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I can't cut my pancakes.
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I told you you needed eggs.
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[chuckling]
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Look at this.
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America, look at all these receipts.
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I mean, that's five trips
to the grocery store this week.
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I mean, I spent over $400 alone.
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See, what I need to do, I ought to visit
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one of those starving countries
you see on TV
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and learn their secret…
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how to feed kids on 11 cents a day.
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Look at this stuff. Look at this stuff.
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Candy bars, ice cream,
uh, uh, chocolate cereal,
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vanilla cereal, Captain cereal…
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[sighs]
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I know I bought twice as much
and it better last twice as long.
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I want y'all to get out of here
and I don't want to see y'all
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in this kitchen till dinnertime.
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Go on, scat.
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[sighs]
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Let me see.
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Oh, come on!
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How the hell this happen, in the car?
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They're a plague, America, like locusts.
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Oh, it's biblical.
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They're vermin, rats.
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Well, I tell you one thing, America.
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I know how to handle rats.
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[loud snap]
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Yeah, yeah.
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[Wanda] Bernie Mac!
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Uh-oh, wrong mouse.
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[W.B.] What's wrong with Wanda's hand?
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Accidentally put a mousetrap
in that doggone Snap & Crack
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trying to stop them kids
from eating us out of house and home.
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Kids eat a lot, man.
That's par for the course.
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No, no, Chuy. You don't understand, man.
I go to the doggone store so much now
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the security guard don't even
follow me around.
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-For real?
-I'm serious.
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-They treat you like a real customer?
-Sometimes.
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-Oh, man, you know what your problem is?
-What?
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You're going to the supermarket.
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Where the hell I supposed to shop?
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Cost… Depot.
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I don't know.
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I don't know about no Cost Depot, Chuy.
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Trust us.
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Bam!
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[laughing]
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[theme song from
2001: A Space Odyssey playing]
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Damn!
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Something just happened, America.
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Something wonderful.
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Bernie Mac has been blessed in bulk.
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[theme song from
2001: A Space Odyssey continues]
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The Mac Man is finally happy.
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That's right, America.
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I got peanut butter, bread,
crackers, chips, cookies,
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tuna fish-- chunk light, chunk white.
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I got cranberry, cran-grape,
I got every cran known to man.
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America, there'll be no more
running out to the stores
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for the Mac family
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'cause we ain't running out of nothing.
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I have salsa, hot sauce,
wine, paper towels, swimps,
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oatmeal cookies, Cheerios, Oreos.
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I have tissue.
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I've got enough toilet tissue
to wipe my family's ass for two years.
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Oh, we got sardines, peaches,
Mountain Dew…
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we got it.
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♪ Follow me go shopping ♪
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♪ Me go shopping ♪
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♪ Gonna follow me ♪
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Hey, Wanda, look at this.
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I defy the kids
to go through this in one day.
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Ah, well, you don't have to worry.
They won't be able to lift it.
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Shoot, I like these cans.
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You don't even need a pot.
Just put it right on the stove.
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[laughs]
Oh, hey, honey, don't put it up so high.
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Okay.
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This is the last of it.
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[sighs] I'm tired.
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Thanks.
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♪ She was smooth and never rough ♪
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Okay.
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[grunting]
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♪ Her name was Mary Mitten ♪
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♪ Soft like a kitten ♪
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♪ The diamond that she wore ♪
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♪ Makes my eye glisten ♪
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♪ I told her not to kiss him ♪
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Hey, Uncle Bernie's throwing away food.
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Bernie?
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-What shall I do with it? It won't fit.
-So you're just going to throw it out?
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Would you want me to take it back?
It's a final sale.
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Besides, baby girl,
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we got 20 more pounds in the freezer.
Don't be so greedy.
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Okay, so I was able
to make room for the jumbo mustards
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-and pickles and things.
-Mm-hmm.
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So what are we going to do with that?
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Those are my clothes.
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Well… I never seen you wear this before.
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This is so unfair.
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Well, Vanessa, life is unfair.
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Keep on living.
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Here, put this underneath the bed.
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[Vanessa groans angrily]
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America, the girl is so doggone selfish,
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where else am I supposed to put those
gallon and a half cranberry juices?
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I need shelves!
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Wait a minute. Wait.
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Didn't I see some shelves at Cost Depot?
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And I think they were on sale,
six for one.
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Oh, America, I know what you're thinking--
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Bernie Mac, you said you weren't going to
make a lot of trips to the supermarket.
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I'm not going to the supermarket.
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I'm going to Cost Depot.
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So mind your own business.
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Mind your damn business.
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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Wow.
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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Like this.
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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[sighs]
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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♪ Just gimme some more ♪
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[Wanda] A chainsaw?
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Yeah, baby, we got to get rid
of that gardener.
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No, we're not.
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-What is this?
-Oh, sweetheart, this is a creeper.
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You slide it underneath the car
and change the oil. Stuff like that.
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You haven't changed
a quart of oil in your life.
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All the money we been throwing away,
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sweetheart, this is going to save us
thousands of dollars, honey.
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Come on, Wanda.
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Okay, so just tell me where we're going
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to keep all this,
even with the new shelves.
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Doggone it, baby, that's what I forgot!
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That's what I went there for, the shelves!
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Doggone it!
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I'll be right back.
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Uh, baby, you have a problem.
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You got to stop going to Cost Depot!
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Never!
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[revving]
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[grunts] Hulk is ready!
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Are you sure we're supposed
to be wasting all the toilet paper?
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We're not wasting anything.
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There's a million rolls.
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What if we ran out?
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We'll just buy more.
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Start stuffing my back.
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I wonder if you poo a million times…
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I wonder if you…
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Okay, okay, that's enough.
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[gruffly] Hulk is ready!
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[grunting]
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[chomping]
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What are you guys doing?
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Having a cereal tasting.
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It's like a wine tasting.
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[spitting]
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Sweet with a hint of oat.
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Let's try one more.
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Hey, that was my shoe.
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Mmm, hey.
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What's the difference with this shrimp
and the one in aisle four?
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Well, these come with three
different sauces and…
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You look familiar.
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Oh, you probably saw me on TV.
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No, no, you were here this morning.
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And you were here yesterday.
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-You… you come here a lot, don't you?
-Let's move on. Thank you.
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No…
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Thank you. Thank you, ma'am.
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Whoa…
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Look at all the puddings.
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-I bet I could eat, like, 50 of them.
-[scoffs]
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Yeah, right. Nobody could eat 50 puddings.
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You want to bet?
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[flushing]
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[laughing]
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[gasping]
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Oh, Lord.
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Who in the…
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Ow!
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What the…
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Ooh… Ooh…
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Oh, they're in so much trouble.
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-[muttering angrily]
-[Bryana laughing]
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[knocking]
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Hello?
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Hey. Bryana, what are you doing?
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-T.P. races.
-[toilet gurgling]
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Well, stop before you back it up.
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[gasping]
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Oh, my God.
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00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,019
What is going on?
261
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,729
Oh, my God.
262
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:34,813
Start mopping.
263
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:44,198
We got to go faster. We got to go faster!
264
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,744
I can't look at another pudding.
265
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,788
Let's throw the rest out.
266
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,207
You said you could eat 50, quitter.
267
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,084
[sighing]
268
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,710
Okay, okay.
269
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,047
Eat.
270
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,344
-But it was an accident.
-Was this an accident, too?
271
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,555
I just don't understand
what's gotten into you.
272
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,014
There's lots more cereal.
273
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,599
That's not the point.
274
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,562
What's wrong with you?
275
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:16,689
Oh, my, cover your mouth.
276
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,609
[groaning]
277
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,696
[Wanda] Damn.
278
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:30,744
["Stairway to Heaven" playing]
279
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,207
♪ Here we go ♪
280
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:41,922
♪ Still in a moment of pleasure ♪
281
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,133
♪ You and I ♪
282
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:49,013
♪ We're gonna find the pirate's treasure ♪
283
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,640
Hey, look what I got my baby.
284
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,184
I got shower gel,
body oil, and bubble bath.
285
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,686
And of course, some candy.
286
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,146
I can't wait to see her face.
287
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,440
Hey, baby, look what I got for…
288
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,234
♪ Climbing the stairway to heaven ♪
289
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,485
You.
290
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,407
That's not the reaction I expected at all.
291
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:18,792
America, Wanda's mad,
but I don't blame her though.
292
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,211
Those damn kids
would drive anyone to drink
293
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,630
because they're terrors.
294
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,757
But how's she going to blame Cost Depot?
295
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,968
Cost Depot ain't done nothing.
Ain't got nothing to do with it.
296
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,970
Cost Depot going to save her life.
297
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:33,766
Cost Depot going to ride to her
rescue on a big white aspirin.
298
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,225
Blame Cost Depot?
299
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,727
See, that's that liquor talking.
300
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,646
See, that's why I don't…
301
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,606
Every now and then, you know, every…
302
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,941
A little bit.
303
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,908
Come on now, Wanda. You're going
a little bit too far with this.
304
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,410
You weren't here.
They were wasteful little varmints.
305
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,537
Well, locking all the food up
in the shed, come on.
306
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,374
It's the only way they're
going to control themselves.
307
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,042
See that?
308
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,669
See what you drove your aunt to?
309
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,880
Y'all had it going on, but your greed
had to mess it up for everybody.
310
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,007
Now go and wave bye-bye to all food, wave.
311
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,009
Better yet, go on in the house.
312
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,428
Just selfish.
313
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,765
That makes my butt itch
when y'all do things like that.
314
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,896
-What are you doing? I just locked that.
-I got to get me something, baby.
315
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,272
We have dinner in an hour.
316
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,733
When we eating so I won't overlap?
If we're having chicken
317
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:28,320
I'll get me some Butter Boy cookies, okay?
We're having, we're having chicken?
318
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,822
We must be having chicken.
319
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,366
We're having chicken.
320
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,619
Moderation, America. That's the key.
321
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,913
But the kids didn't realize that.
322
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,331
They got carried away.
323
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,333
But if they would have
used some moderation,
324
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,377
they wouldn't be eating out of a shed.
325
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,421
America, we're having chicken.
326
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,174
A couple cookies before, you know…
327
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,552
Won't overlap myself, you know.
328
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,387
Couple cookies.
329
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:54,847
You know.
330
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,310
Uncle Bernie, we're starving.
331
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,439
-You just got through eating.
-Yeah, but we didn't get dessert.
332
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,650
That's because you're on punishment.
Now you all can have punishment dessert.
333
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,028
Put some sugar on a beet and suck it.
334
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,362
But we want cookies.
335
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,822
You just had snack, baby girl.
336
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,158
Your Aunt Wanda don't want you
to have anything more.
337
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,119
Oh, come on. You have a key to the shed,
and she won't even know.
338
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,165
Let me tell you something.
You kids don't know me very well, do you?
339
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:24,293
It'll be a cold day in hell
before I go behind Aunt Wanda's back.
340
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,586
Can you dig it?
341
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,130
Now I said nobody's going in
that shed and I mean nobody.
342
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,424
Y'all get on out of here.
343
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,675
Go on, go on.
344
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,888
Go behind Aunt Wanda's back.
345
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,021
Come on, now.
346
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,191
Oh…
347
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,068
Who done changed the doggone lock?
348
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,194
I changed the lock.
349
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,237
You mean you changed
the lock without my consent?
350
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,822
-You're not fit to have a key.
-What?
351
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,366
When you can show restraint,
then you can have it back.
352
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,410
You're talking to me like
I'm one of those kids?
353
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,205
-You are acting like one of those kids.
-I am not.
354
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,749
Bernie, you have been
out there six times today
355
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,793
getting chips and cookies
356
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,920
and whole loaves of rosemary bread.
357
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,839
You've been throwing down ever since
you started going to Cost Depot.
358
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,007
You are out of control.
359
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,842
-Oh, I'm out of control?
-Out of control.
360
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,512
I'm out of control?
I'm the one buying food around here.
361
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,098
You bought that little building.
That's out of control.
362
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,726
Bernie, the conversation,
just like that little building out there,
363
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,269
is closed.
364
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,064
What you… what… what you…
what you mean it's closed?
365
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,024
Can you believe that, America?
366
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,859
Wanda shut down the store.
367
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,653
The store I opened.
368
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,071
She got it all twisted.
369
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,572
I ain't one of those damn kids,
370
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,533
so why she got to treat me like one?
371
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,409
I'm not a kid.
372
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,703
[child-like]
I just want one of those great Zots.
373
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,999
[metal creaking]
374
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,463
Shh.
375
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,264
Okay, you're on.
376
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,728
I'm in. Over.
377
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,439
-[radio static]
-[Vanessa] We know. We're outside.
378
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,239
Jackpot.
379
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,409
It's beautiful in there.
You guys should see…
380
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:25,664
Is there any police on this frequency,
'cause three kids are about to be killed.
381
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,584
Shut up. You're only going to get killed
if you wake up Aunt Wanda.
382
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,961
Now come out from under there. Come on.
383
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,337
Shut up. Separate.
384
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,053
[grunting] Raise it up, raise it up.
385
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:46,977
I'm going back in.
386
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:50,022
No way. You only got the stuff
you wanted. It's my turn.
387
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,232
This isn't amateur night.
It takes expert skill.
388
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,525
Pssh! Please.
389
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,654
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
390
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,364
Hey, hey, hey.
391
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,494
-[door slams]
-What was that?
392
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,621
Nessa?
393
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:07,831
Jordan?
394
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,167
Nessa!
395
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:11,835
Nessa!
396
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:13,837
Jordan?
397
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,507
Hey, hey, hey, okay.
398
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:20,677
Okay.
399
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,554
Come on now.
400
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:39,696
They locked me in.
401
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,372
I got a problem.
402
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,293
So that's it, America.
403
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:57,214
I'm not going back to Cost Depot anymore.
I mean never again.
404
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,841
And I guess my baby Wanda was right.
405
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,593
I was out of control.
406
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,638
She made me look at myself
in the cold light of the day,
407
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,765
and you know what I saw, America?
408
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,768
That deep, deep down,
409
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,354
down deep within myself,
410
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,524
in the very depths of my soul,
deeper than deep,
411
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,276
I blame them kids.
412
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,658
I only have one question
I really want to ask, America.
413
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,080
[shouting]
Who the hell been writing on my wall?
414
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:35,127
Excuse me, America, I got to
stunt one of them kids' growth.
415
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,171
I done told y'all, time and time again,
416
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,507
don't bring that project stuff up in here.
417
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:43,302
That makes my ass itch
when you do things like that.
418
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,221
I'm telling you, I'm going
to put a stop to this right now.
419
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,848
I'm not going to be having it.
420
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:50,392
Oh, Lord…
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