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[opening theme music playing]
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See these, America?
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Four ringside seats
to Hutchinson and Turner fight
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in Vegas tonight.
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Surprise gift from the fellas.
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Yes, sir.
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Me and the boys hitting the fight,
the casinos, the strip club. Ahem.
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I don't care what you think,
America, and I'm ready.
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I've been ready ever since
I missed last year's trip
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on account of those sick
nasty germy little kids.
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See, last year I gave Bryana
a birthday party and influenza.
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But trust me, this year,
ain't nothing ruining it.
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Me and the boys
are taking the noon flight. Ha!
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That's right, and I don't plan
on spending not one second more
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with those doggone kids.
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So come on in, flu. Chicken pox.
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Flesh-eating disease,
ringworms, I don't care.
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Whatever you got, bring it on.
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Take your best shot,
'cause Bernie Mac going to Vegas,
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and nothing, I mean nothing,
is going to stop me.
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Come on, now, Wanda.
You promised you take them.
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I'm sorry. I have a special
presentation to make for work.
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Come on. These things come up.
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Fine, they won't go.
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That's not fair. You guys promised
you'd take us to the movies!
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Got it in writing?
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Come on, sweetheart.
You got to be there?
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Well, considering
it's a $30 million account
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on which I happen to be
project manager,
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yeah, I guess I do.
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But, baby, it's Vegas.
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I might win $30 million,
then we'll be even.
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See? It's starting.
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Dark forces conspiring to ruin my trip,
but it ain't going to work.
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I spoke to the fellas
and they're cool.
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So I'm going to take them evil kids
to see the first show
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and then get 'em back home, feed them.
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And the second my baby
walk through the door,
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I'm a memory, America.
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I'm gone, went, I'm out of here,
86, got my hat.
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I want to see Jake Fury: Fists of Iron.
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I want to go to Vegas,
but if I suffer, you suffer.
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There is no way I'm seeing
some G-rated movie.
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I can't stop you from
closing your eyes, okay?
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Three kids for Field Goal Kicking Mule,
and one for Bloody Dead 3.
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How come you get to see
what you want to see?
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Shut up or be Bloody Dead 4.
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Go on in there.
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-[Vanessa scoffs]
-Don't get caught doing that.
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[arcade games beeping]
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-Oh, hey, there's Vanessa.
-Hi!
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Come on. Come on.
Get in there.
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Baby girl.
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Watch them!
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Mm-mm, mm-mm.
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Don't go in there.
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This some hell naw.
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How many people go in the cemetery
after a radiation leak?
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You know there's zombies in there.
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Shh.
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-[all gasping]
-[woman screaming on screen]
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I told you.
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Didn't I say it?
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Didn't I tell you, "Shh"?
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This some hell naw.
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-[woman continues screaming]
-[zombie growling]
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[man on screen]
Another field goal!
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[boings]
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Man, this is crap.
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I can't take it anymore.
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Hey, you stay here and watch Bryana.
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[Jordan sighing]
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I don't want to stay here either.
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I hate mules.
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[distant exploding]
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-[distant men yelling]
-Jake Fury: Fists of Iron.
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Okay, you stay here
and watch the movie, okay?
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-[mule braying]
-Isn't the mule funny? [chuckles]
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Heehaw, heehaw.
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So, hey, what do you
think of Todd Miller?
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He is so cute. Why?
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'Cause he's coming this way.
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-Hey, Vanessa.
-Hey.
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-Donna.
-Hey.
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So, you guys going
to Aaron's party tonight?
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Yeah. You?
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Yeah.
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[machine guns and explosion]
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[man on screen]
Looks like we're surrounded.
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It's time to pull out
the big guns!
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Whoa!
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This is a great movie.
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[gunshots]
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[exploding]
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Vanessa, look.
He keeps checking you out.
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[both giggling]
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Ooh.
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[giggling]
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[woman on screen screams]
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Man, that's one hungry zombie.
Look at it. I love it.
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[Bryana]
Uncle Bernie?
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[shouting]
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Chew on his ass.
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Uncle Bernie?
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[shouting]
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Uncle Bernie!
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Baby girl, baby girl.
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Don't look at it.
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What you doing here?
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-They abandoned me, Uncle Bernie.
-Come on, come on. Come on.
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[screaming]
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They better have a good doggone reason
for leaving baby girl.
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A good reason.
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Baby girl, popcorn.
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A good reason.
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[exploding]
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[quietly] Jordan?
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Jordan?
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-[man 1] Be quiet!
-Jordan?
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-[shushing]
-Come on…
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-Oh, I'm sorry.
-[man 2] Come on man, sit down.
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Jordan.
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-Jordan.
-[men] Shh.
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[woman on screen]
Jake, you saved my life.
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-Excuse me.
-I can think of only one way to repay you.
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It's time to pull out…
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-Ow!
-You know better.
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[unzipping on screen]
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Whoa, boobies.
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Man, that's nice.
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Real nice.
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Do you think those are real?
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-Man, there ain't nothing fake…
-Ahh, ow!
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Ow, my face.
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-Get up.
-Ow, my face.
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Ow…
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-Uncle Bernie!
-Quiet.
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Go on.
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That was cool.
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Oh, I'm dead.
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You know you're dead,
don't you?
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I told you to watch
your brother and sister.
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You couldn't even do that.
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She ended up sitting next to me
watching the most gruesome movie
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and this young freak,
he sittin' up there watching--
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Boobies. Big ones.
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Real live boobies.
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Jordan, will you shut up?
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You're just jealous
'cause you ain't got none.
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♪ You ain't got no boobies ♪
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Jordan, shut up!
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Jordan, I hope you got a good memory
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'cause that's the last pair
you're ever going to see. Let's go.
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Nessa!
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Damn kids.
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Made me miss Vegas for this.
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I should have put them
in a kennel for the day.
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[imitating Jordan] "I saw boobies."
[chuckling]
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America, I'm…
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Yeah, Chuy, man, my fault, man.
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I'm sorry, man.
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I should have never gave in
to no doggone kids.
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But dig, as soon as Wanda get in, man,
I'll call you and we'll bounce, hear?
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Hi-yah!
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I am Jake Fury
and I have fists of iron!
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You want to see how Jake kicks?
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Hi-yah!
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Ow! Ow!
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My shoulder! [sobs]
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Ow…
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Boy, what's wrong with you?
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My shoulder! Ow!
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-That hurt?
-Don't touch it! Ow!
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Chuy, this boy done separated
his doggone shoulder.
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Listen, y'all go head on, man,
I'll catch up with you, okay?
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I can't breathe it hurts so bad.
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See, that's what you get
for watching things
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you got no business watching.
Now I got to take you to the hospital.
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-Ah, don't touch it! [cries]
-Shut up.
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-[indistinct chatter]
-[distant sirens]
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This hospital for the poor, man.
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They got one doctor.
This is ridiculous.
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Don't make no doggone sense, man.
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-Mr. Mayser?
-Yeah, right here.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, wait, man.
He just got here.
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We've been here for three hours.
What's going on?
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Sir, Mr. Mayser
has chest pains.
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Why you got to say, like,
"He got chest pains"?
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You better find
something wrong with you real quick.
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-Get some chest pains or something.
-Ow!
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If I miss this flight,
we're going to be on the news.
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I'm not, but, you… Woo.
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I was so embarrassed.
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Did they say anything?
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I don't care what Freddie said.
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Did Todd say anything?
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What? No, Jordan is not funny…
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Hey, Vanessa, where are they?
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Hey, baby, I… I left
as soon as I got your message.
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I'm so glad you're here.
The boy's a little hungry,
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needs something to eat.
I got to catch a flight.
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I'm out this hot dog stand,
leaving the mustard.
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-Uh, uh, baby.
-Come on. I ain't no doctor.
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Ain't nothing I can do
for the boy's shoulder.
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Come on. Let me live, baby.
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Baby, he needs your moral support.
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The boys already landed in Sin City.
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Come on, Wanda. Let me go…
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Baby, come on now!
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If you were a little thicker,
a little taller
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about right up in here, penalty.
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I'll let you.
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Go ahead and walk it off.
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-You okay?
-Ow…
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I know, I know.
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-Ow! Don't touch it!
-Okay, okay, hey, baby.
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-Ow!
-I know.
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Oh, baby, this some bull.
I'm out of here. I'm getting out of here.
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No, don't go.
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Hold on. The doctor's here.
You're in good hands now.
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Actually, I'm just here
to take him to X-ray.
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Where you taking me?
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Uncle Bernie,
he's taking me somewhere!
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-Calm down, Jordan.
-Help! [gasping]
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Doctor, Doctor, he's faking.
I know when he's faking.
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I get him to do that all the time.
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When I want to get out of dinner
with the Richters, I…
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You are lucky we are
in an emergency room.
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[Jordan choking, gasping]
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Knock it off, Jordan. Knock it off
before I knock it off for you!
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Son, you can tell me.
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How did you really
hurt your shoulder?
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What do you mean
by that, man?
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Hey.
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Look, Jordan, I… I'm gonna
go to X-ray with you, okay?
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-Thank you, Uncle Bernie.
-Okay.
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-I'm so scared.
-I'll be back, babe…
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-Don't be scared. I'll be back, okay?
-[Jordan screams]
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Come on, shh.
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That sneaky little…
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America, you see how he tried
to blackmail me?
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Whining, wheezing weasel.
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All he did was separate his shoulder.
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It's not like he needs stem cells.
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Now I'm missing out on
free drinks and bad lounge music.
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[music stops]
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I mean, no… no offense.
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No… no…
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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[music resumes playing]
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-Aunt Wanda?
-Mm?
252
00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,515
Can I ask you a question?
253
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,808
Sure, sweetie, what is it?
254
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:06,397
How old were you when you… changed?
255
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,690
Changed?
256
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,612
Vanessa, you've already
had your "friend."
257
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,779
No, no.
258
00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:16,157
The other… change.
259
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,702
Oh.
260
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,454
You mean when did I blossom?
261
00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:26,959
Yeah, 'cause I sort of haven't,
and a lot of the other girls have.
262
00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:30,671
And there was this party that I really
wanted to go to tonight, but--
263
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,256
You feel self-conscious?
264
00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,258
Hmm.
265
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:38,012
Well, there's no escaping 14.
266
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,432
Every girl goes through something.
267
00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:43,351
For me, it was
actually the opposite.
268
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:47,229
I was the first one to develop,
and I was a stick with boobs.
269
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,565
Ooh, do you know
how that made me feel?
270
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,108
Popular?
271
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,444
Uh, no, that would be 16,
when the rest of me filled out.
272
00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:54,528
[laughing]
273
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:57,782
But 14, I remember
it was hell.
274
00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,785
I was self-conscious.
275
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,536
I was embarrassed.
276
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,748
And when they first
came in, oh, they hurt.
277
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,541
So, what did you do?
278
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,085
I accepted it.
279
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,961
And I went to parties.
280
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,129
Like you will.
281
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,256
Look, they have free candy here.
282
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,134
Don't make no doggone sense.
283
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,178
I'm sitting up here, they gonna tell me
284
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,597
they ain't got
no doggone doctors all up in…
285
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,807
I'll be doggone.
286
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,726
No wonder they ain't got no doctors.
They all in the same doggone room.
287
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,186
Hey, hey! Come on, man!
288
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:30,398
I got a shoulder I'm dealing with, man
and a flight to catch to Sin City.
289
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,483
Come on, man.
I got ringside seats.
290
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,235
Five hours, America.
291
00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,862
Five hours I lost
to that damn hospital.
292
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,739
The boy just had a dislocated shoulder.
293
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,658
Finally, I did get a doctor.
294
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:43,577
I mean, it took two seconds
and one good shove to relocate it.
295
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,287
I could've done that hours ago.
296
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,790
Well, America, that's it.
297
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,417
I've done my duty.
298
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,253
Jordan and baby girl are exhausted in bed,
299
00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:55,631
and I'm gonna drop Nessa off at the party
en route to the airport.
300
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:59,176
And then, and only then,
I'm off the clock.
301
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,346
[chuckles] I'm going to Vegas.
I'm gonna have me a good time.
302
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,973
I'm gonna take in a couple of shows.
303
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,307
Who can I see?
304
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,476
My boy Don Rickles is there.
305
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,311
Don, I'm comin', baby!
306
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:13,023
[upbeat music playing]
307
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,485
All right, Nessa.
Come on. I'm in a hurry. I've got to go.
308
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,070
You in or out?
What you gonna do?
309
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,697
[sighs] Fine.
310
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,115
Have fun on your trip.
311
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,200
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
312
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,119
-Come on. Close the door.
-[door closes]
313
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,537
I can't let you go like that.
314
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,373
Look, Nessa, Aunt Wanda
told me about your problem.
315
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,709
She told me about this
whole puberty thing.
316
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:32,835
I don't mean it like that.
317
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:36,046
Your mama had a board chest
all the way up till she was 24 years old.
318
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,798
-What?
-They used to call her "Mister."
319
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,300
What I'm trying to say
320
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,469
is, baby, some people develop
quicker than others.
321
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,141
Well, look,
we'll talk about it, okay?
322
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,435
So what you gonna?
You gonna stay or you gonna go?
323
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,481
Just take me home.
324
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,191
-Okay.
-[engine starting]
325
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,032
[Bryana screaming]
326
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,617
[Bernie]
What the… What's that?
327
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,910
[Bryana crying]
328
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,620
Hey, hey, hey, what's happening?
329
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,788
-[crying continues]
-What's going on?
330
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,958
[crying] I had a scary dream.
331
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:16,587
Oh, baby girl, you just had a nightmare.
Go back to sleep.
332
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,714
Come on now.
333
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:21,425
No, but you have to do
a monster search.
334
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,136
Baby girl, I ain't got no time
to do no monster search.
335
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,554
Maybe Aunt Wanda can do it.
336
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,848
Baby, read her a book
so she can go back to bed.
337
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,600
Oh, uh-uh, Bernie, I tried.
338
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:33,270
Apparently, the zombie
in the R-rated movie you took her to
339
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,440
ate the pretty Black lady,
so this is all you, baby.
340
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,817
You can snuggle up to her
to another scary movie.
341
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,446
That don't make no sense,
taking no baby to no R-rated scary movie.
342
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,031
[tearfully] I told you, America.
343
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,407
Conspiracy.
344
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,661
-I-- Thanks.
-[piano playing softly]
345
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,037
You staying at the hotel?
346
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,247
Not yet.
347
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,498
Then that'll be $7.50.
348
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,083
Uh… what?
349
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,876
$7.50.
350
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,795
But…
351
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,715
Damn.
352
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,511
I'm missing everything.
353
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,226
Well, I did the monster search.
354
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,144
Surprise, America. No monsters.
355
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,105
But could I leave? No.
356
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,441
That miserable boy told her
the monsters were invisible.
357
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,610
[falsetto] "Protect me, Uncle Bernie.
Protect me."
358
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,863
Yeah, but who protect me
from them, America?
359
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,322
That's the question.
360
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,408
I'm the one
in serious danger here,
361
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:30,619
and if I don't get on that next flight,
I'm going to miss the main event.
362
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,746
Well, I'm going
to tell you something.
363
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:33,831
I don't care.
364
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:34,874
I'm going to Vegas.
365
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,750
Even if I do miss the fight,
366
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:40,337
my main man Chuy just called me and
told me there's going to be a after-party,
367
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,798
and I'll just go there
and hang with the champ, Denzel,
368
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,717
and all the rest of them
whoever there.
369
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,135
Oh, it's still on, America.
370
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:50,347
As soon as that little
pigtail-wearing stinker falls asleep…
371
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,557
I'm gone.
372
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,688
Where are you going?
373
00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,774
Baby girl, I'm not going anywhere.
I'm just switching butt cheeks.
374
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,819
Oh, Uncle Bernie,
my shoulder hurts.
375
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,155
All right, I'll get you
some more medicine.
376
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,115
But the monster will get us.
377
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:11,118
Oh, oh, baby girl, there ain't
no monster gonna get you.
378
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,537
I'll tell you what.
I'll build a big force field right here
379
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,872
to protect you till I get back.
380
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,415
-Yay!
-Yay.
381
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,750
That's it, huh?
382
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,628
All right, just stay there
till I get back…
383
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,837
with your medicine.
384
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,572
Wow.
385
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,951
Baby girl sure do like applesauce.
386
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,371
I bet if I mi…
387
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,500
Why you always got
to be watching me, America?
388
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,795
Is there no privacy
in my own damn house?
389
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,004
You're like Big Brother.
390
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,965
-[force field humming]
-All right, here you go.
391
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,257
Here go your medicine.
392
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,634
Knock yourself out,
393
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,219
and I mean that literally.
394
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,179
How you doing, baby girl?
Are you okay?
395
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,848
Good. I got my force field,
and nothing can come in.
396
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,433
All right, you sure do.
397
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,519
You got your force field,
and can't nothing get in.
398
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,729
In that case,
I'll see y'all tomo…
399
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,648
Ha! Some force field.
400
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,317
Can't even keep out
a stupid stuffed rabbit. [chortling]
401
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,403
Uncle Bernie!
402
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,904
Turn over, turn over.
403
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,161
-Bernie?
-Hmm?
404
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,579
-Hey.
-Hey.
405
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,498
You've really gone all out
for the kids today.
406
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,749
Okay.
407
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,334
No, baby, why don't you go,
408
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,753
and if she wakes up,
I'll take care of her.
409
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,006
What? Really?
410
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,216
-Yes.
-Oh, baby…
411
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,552
Thank you.
412
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,934
Finally! No one can stop me now.
413
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,520
Those little ingrates don't even know
how lucky they are.
414
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,605
See, a different parent
might not care so much.
415
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,816
Would have been in Vegas hours ago.
416
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,526
Now, that's my New Year's resolution.
417
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,945
Cut out the fatty food,
care less about the kids.
418
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,238
I'm out of here.
419
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,158
Yes, sir, let me see
what's going on.
420
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,208
[woman] Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
421
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,835
At this time, the captain requests
422
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:28,630
that all cell phones, pagers,
and electronic devices be turned off.
423
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,799
[phone ringing]
424
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,301
Oh, damn.
425
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,389
Sir, I'm sorry,
but that's going to have to remain off.
426
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,224
I… I'll be real quick.
I got a phone call.
427
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,185
Oh, yes, it's FAA regulation.
428
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,145
Okay.
429
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,443
It's probably the boys calling, you know,
trying to find out where I am.
430
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,237
But what if it's not?
431
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,494
♪ Memories, memories ♪
432
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:02,206
♪ Sweet, sweet memories ♪
433
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,209
♪ Of days gone by ♪
434
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,710
[imperceptible]
435
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,712
♪ That make me cry ♪
436
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,717
♪ Memories, memories ♪
437
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,221
♪ Sweet memories ♪
438
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,848
♪ That make me sad ♪
439
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,685
♪ They take me back ♪
440
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:27,689
♪ To you ♪
441
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,455
The problem is…
442
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,375
I do care about them.
443
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,752
Damn.
444
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:50,879
America, I love them.
445
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,736
[yawning]
446
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:21,910
Hey, baby girl.
447
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,955
Looks like we made it, huh?
448
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,540
It's light out now.
449
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,792
You'll be all right.
450
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,378
[groaning]
451
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,264
Uncle Bernie?
452
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:45,851
And I love you, too.
453
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,607
[chuckles softly]
454
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,358
Nessa.
455
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,946
You used my phone yesterday,
didn't you?
456
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,823
You're waking me up
to yell at me?
457
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:03,452
You got a message on my phone
from some girl named Donna.
458
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,079
And then Todd got on the phone
and started talking.
459
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,915
What did he say?
460
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,293
Well, he said that he wondered
why you wasn't at the party,
461
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,212
and that he's seen you
in school, you know.
462
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,504
Well, how did he say it?
463
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:19,885
The boy like you, okay?
464
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,514
Now, go on back to bed.
465
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,605
America, this whole time
466
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:34,107
I thought my fight was with those kids,
but it wasn't.
467
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,068
It was with myself.
468
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,278
Between the part of me
that wants to enjoy myself
469
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,198
with no strings,
and the part that's a good parent.
470
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,700
See, America,
personal growth and maturity
471
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:44,826
can be irritating as hell.
472
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,245
Oh, yeah, I know.
473
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,748
But did you see the look in baby girl eyes
when she saw me sitting there?
474
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,209
Or the smile on Nessa face just then?
475
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,794
Now, I don't know if I enjoy it
476
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:56,088
as much as seeing Hudson
beat the tar out of Turner,
477
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,464
but it's close.
478
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:58,715
Real close.
479
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,517
Oh, baby, baby, baby.
480
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,228
Mmm. Honey, you're home early.
481
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:12,396
Mm-hmm.
482
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,231
How was the fight?
483
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,024
The best man won.
484
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,739
[playing bluesy tune]
485
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,206
Uh-huh.
486
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:46,930
Little Richard.
487
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,726
-[director] And cut!
-[laughing]
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