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[theme music playing]
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America, I want
to make this perfectly clear.
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Not all Black people are alike.
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Take me and my wife, for example.
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Yeah, we both like fried chicken
and The Commodores,
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we need lotion, and stuff like that,
but we came up different.
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When I was a boy,
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Big Mama used to hit me so hard,
made my teeth click.
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I mean, I got my ass whupped. Beatings.
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Now, Wanda's house?
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Huh, family meetings.
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"Sweetheart,
I'm very disappointed in you."
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See, I didn't get all that talking to,
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and I'm not complaining,
but it made me a better man.
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I mean, I don't tolerate nonsense
just like none was tolerated for me.
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Now, Wanda, on the other hand,
she's soft, lenient.
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She go too easy on the kids.
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Now, I'm not saying we should beat 'em,
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although, you know…
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I'm just saying, we're different.
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So, if Shelli finds out
Donna kissed Daniel,
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and Donna shows up, girl,
at Shelli's party,
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there's gonna be
"a misunderstandin'" fo' sho'.
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-Ooh, really?
-[both chuckle]
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There, all done.
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Ooh, Vanessa, I love my hair like this.
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Girl, you could really make
some money on the side.
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[chuckles] Thanks.
Hey, I'll give you the family discount.
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-What's that?
-50 bones.
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[laughing]
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It's cute, but not that cute. [laughs]
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Y'all got a joke. What's so funny?
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How come I can't know?
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Come on, tell me.
I want to laugh. Share it.
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Baby, your hair is awful.
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-[Vanessa scoffs]
-[Bernie] What?
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Thank you, sweetie.
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Bigfoot.
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What? What'd I say?
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Baby, I found your panties
on top of the washer.
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You can't leave your drawers
out no more. We got kids.
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Baby, those are Vanessa's.
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-What? These?
-Mmm-hmm.
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What kinda 14-year-old girl walking around
with panty thongs like this?
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All the kids are wearing them.
They're cute.
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Yeah, if you plan on being a teenage mama.
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I ain't bringing
no more kids up in this house.
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First of all, Bernie,
I bought those for her.
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She wanted something that she could
wear underneath certain outfits
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so you wouldn't see her panty lines.
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Panty line?
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Panty line?
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Okay, what's next? If she want
her belly pierced, you gonna allow that?
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That's gonna be fine with you?
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Along with a tattoo? Oh, that'd be great.
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Or a tattoo and dyeing her hair pink,
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that'll be fine with you?
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Along with smoking crack?
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You got some nerve
questioning my judgment.
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-You cuss in front of those kids.
-No, I don't.
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You suck on cigars in front of those kids,
you drink, you gamble.
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I never bought nothing
inappropriate for those kids.
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-Oh, really?
-Yeah.
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Well, how about the time you told Jordan
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that you would buy him
a woman for his birthday?
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Stool pigeon!
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I was just testing the boy.
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America, he's soft.
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I just wanted to see
if he gonna take the bait.
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Said he'd rather have a Easy Bake Oven.
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It's not about me, it's about you,
and you giving in to those kids too much.
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But this time, you went too far.
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Nessa ain't going out of this house
with those things on.
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Fine.
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Okay, fine. Well, it's settled.
So, you go in there and you tell her.
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Psssh.
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[knocks on door]
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What?
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Uh, um… [clears throat]
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Nessa…
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Nessa…
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I don't want you wearing
those thong bloomers
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that-that your auntie bought for you…
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Look here, Nessa,
I'm not gonna argue with you about it.
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It's just not proper for a girl your age
to be wearing panty thongs.
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It's not proper for you
to be wearing those shiny shirts either,
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but do I say anything to you?
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Shiny?
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-Look, Nessa--
-Please!
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You can "please" all you want.
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I'm not raising no hoochie girl
up in this house.
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Is Aunt Wanda a hoochie?
She wears thong panties.
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How the heck do you know what
Aunt Wanda wear, little peepin' Tom?
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-You stop-- I'll deal with you…
-Hoochie!
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[both] Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie!
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-I hate you!
-You can hate me all you want,
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but I want you to get rid
of those panty thongs today!
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Jordan! Please, baby girl, sit down!
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You hear me, Nessa! Today!
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[both] Hoochie, hoochie, hoochie!
Hoochie, hoochie, hoochie!
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That's too small. I can't break it open.
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Where you going, evil?
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I told her she can go to Shelli's house
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and burn some CDs
for her party tomorrow night.
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-That pigeon-toed girl live up the street?
-[Wanda] Yes, Bernie.
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[laughs] Vanessa, have fun.
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Vanessa, are you…
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Tell Shelli's mother I said hello.
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Oh, I saw that.
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I don't know what they said,
but I saw this,
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and I have a very scientific method
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for breaking down you ladies'
secret communication,
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which I'm not at liberty to discuss.
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But I saw that.
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You saw it.
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We saw it together.
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-What was that all about?
-What was what?
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You know what was what.
You can act dumb all you want to.
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Nessa did this, then you did this,
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then she skipped
her happy ass out of here.
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What did you say to her?
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[TV chatter]
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-[TV chatter stops]
-Okay, baby…
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We gonna sit right here until you tell me.
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What did you say, Wanda?
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She was wearing the thong underwear, okay?
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Oh!
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Wanda, you know all about it
and you let her go out of here like that?
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Cahoots.
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It was just a little secret
between us girls.
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It can't be no secret, baby,
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when I'm trying to teach them
right from wrong.
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Ain't no wiggle room
with right from wrong.
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Can we have a cookie?
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-No.
-Just one each.
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Thanks. [chortling]
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-See?
-You know what?
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Bernie, I'm not their mother, you know?
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I like being the fun auntie.
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Just like those panty thongs.
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You got these kids thinking
they run the show.
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No, I just don't think there's anything
wrong with those underwear.
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But I do, and I feel strongly about it.
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That should be enough.
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I never looked at it like that.
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That's the way it's supposed to be.
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See, you got Nessa walking around here
like she don't respect my rules,
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because you don't.
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You supposed to help me
lay down the law around here.
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You got to help me. Are you with me?
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-Yeah.
-Thank you!
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We know you went out with those
thong panties after I told you not to.
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And just for that,
young lady, you grounded for a week.
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But I'll miss Shelli's party,
and that's not fair. Aunt Wanda?
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Your uncle made a rule
and he feels strong about it,
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and I have to respect that.
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So, you're letting him punish me?
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We're punishing you.
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She'll probably never forgive me.
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That's nonsense. She'll get over it.
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But the most important thing:
we created a united front.
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That's the way it got to be.
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United we stand, divided we get played.
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Come on, baby, walk proud.
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You part of the united front.
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[marching rhythmically]
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America, this is a map of Mac's universe,
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and these are the world's trouble spots.
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The country of Jordan,
the little tiny island of Bryana,
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and the evilest nation
of all of them, Vanessinia,
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the hot spots
that make up the axis of evil.
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Now, ever since my wife got back
in the way she did,
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I feel that we've formed an alliance,
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something like the United Nations,
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which I call the United Front,
unified for the sole purpose
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of bringing peace and harmony
to the world.
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Now, let's move on.
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You got the country of Jordan,
the tiny island of Bryana.
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Now, don't go here.
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This won't be a vacation.
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-Can we go swimming?
-No.
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Aw, why not?
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[Bernie] Did you clean your room?
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-[both] No.
-Well, that's why.
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Aunt Wanda, can we?
I'll clean my room after.
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-Clean your room first.
-[scoffs] Mrs. Bigfoot.
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Don't just stand there. March.
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Poopy head.
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-What did she just call me?
-Called you poopy head, baby.
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♪ Here's a chance to dance our way ♪
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♪ Out of our constrictions ♪
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♪ Gonna be freakin' ♪
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♪ Up and down ♪
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♪ Hang-up alley way ♪
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♪ With the groove our only guide ♪
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♪ We shall all be moved ♪
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♪ Ready or not, here we come ♪
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♪ Gettin' down on ♪
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♪ The one which we believe in ♪
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♪ One nation under a groove ♪
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♪ Can I get it on the good foot
Good God ♪
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♪ 'Bout time I got down one time ♪
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♪ One nation and we're on the move ♪
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♪ Nothin' can stop us now ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ay! ♪
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♪ Feet don't fail me now ♪
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America, the United Front is working
better than I ever could have imagined,
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and I love it.
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And now that Wanda's taking up
some of the slack,
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I have more energy than ever.
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Energy for days.
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Think I go celebrate
with my closest ally. [chuckles]
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[soft music playing]
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Why don't you put on
that satin outfit I like?
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I hate the United Front.
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Yeah, baby, but it's working.
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Yeah, they can't play us.
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Yeah, well, they can't stand us
anymore, either.
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Bryana ignores me, Vanessa hates me,
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and Jordan told his friend
that we're not really related.
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I'm just his aunt by marriage.
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That's because you Great Britain.
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They the Falkland Islands.
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I know you ain't going
to let no Falkland kids break you down.
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Yeah, but now they think
I'm an idiot like you.
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[knocks on door]
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I, uh, don't suppose you want to go
to the mall with me?
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But I'm not off punishment until tomorrow.
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He won't know. He took your brother
and sister to play miniature golf.
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So, they won't be back for hours.
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Thanks, Aunt Wanda.
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Mmm-hmm. You're welcome.
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[Vanessa] Oh, just somebody I knew.
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-Mmm-hmm. Right.
-[car chirps]
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[chuckles] Man, I love this car.
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I hate riding in Bernie's pimp-mobile.
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Yeah, a convertible is the way to go.
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One day, I'm gonna get a car
just like this one.
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I can't wait until I can drive.
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What?
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Maybe I could teach you.
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-To drive? For real?
-Yeah.
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I mean, you know, we can find
an empty lot on Sunday.
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My parents taught me how to drive
when I was your age.
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I think it's perfectly okay,
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except for we can't
tell your Uncle Bernie.
247
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,808
[both laughing]
248
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:10,438
So, who was that boy?
You were smiling kind of hard.
249
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,315
-[Vanessa] Nah. Let's move on.
-[laughs]
250
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:17,820
Yeah, for being grounded,
sure got a mighty lot of bags there.
251
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,865
Just a handbag
and a new pair of shoes, thank you.
252
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,160
Baby, she's supposed to be grounded.
253
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,328
She is. We were only out for two seconds.
254
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,955
Grounded mean no seconds.
255
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,790
[sighs] We weren't really out.
256
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,835
I didn't want to leave her here alone.
I needed some pantyhose.
257
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,628
Wanda, you and I had an agreement.
258
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,922
We're supposed to be working
together on this thing.
259
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,550
Bernie, what makes your way so great?
260
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,927
You treat people
like they're not even civilized.
261
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,888
They're not civilized and not even people.
262
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,724
We're talking about kids,
bad, rotten to the core.
263
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,101
You give 'em an inch,
they gonna take a mile.
264
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,479
These kids here,
they gonna take two miles.
265
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,481
Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
266
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,733
I'm sorry, I'm not that cynical.
267
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,903
Okay, fine. Fine.
Let me tell you something, Wanda.
268
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:02,698
You're going on your own this time, okay?
Don't expect me to get your back.
269
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:05,367
A matter of fact,
I'm kicking you out of the United Front.
270
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,036
-Good.
-Okay, good.
271
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,414
That means you handle
the kids by yourself, solo.
272
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,415
Whatever.
273
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,918
I'mma tell you what
"whatever" got to do with it.
274
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:17,254
-Don't expect to enjoy the protection--
-Bernie, I don't care.
275
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,341
I don't care!
276
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,888
Care don't get you nowhere.
277
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,181
She'll care.
278
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,725
You'll see. You'll see.
279
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,060
She'll be sorry.
280
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,897
She'll no longer enjoy the protection
of the United Front.
281
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:38,901
Meaning, she'll have to control
all three territories by herself.
282
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,071
Ha. I now consider her a rogue state.
283
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,782
Meaning, she's on her own, alone.
284
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:47,409
Fend for yourself, I don't care.
285
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,037
I'm through. Gone.
286
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,122
Eighty-six!
287
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,582
Peace out!
288
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,709
Yeah, we'll see.
289
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,461
See ya!
290
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,088
Don't wanna be ya!
291
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,219
-[Bryana] Aunt Wanda?
-[Wanda] Hmm?
292
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,721
I'm thirsty. Can I have some apple juice?
293
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,307
No. It's late,
and I want you to go to sleep.
294
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,061
Of course you can have some juice, sugar.
295
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,397
I'll be right back.
296
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,989
See now, I could explain at that point
297
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,825
that you can't give baby girl
juice before bed,
298
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,744
'cause it runs through her
like 7 Up through a strainer,
299
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,706
but a rogue state is not allowed access
300
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:36,125
to the data banks of the United Front.
301
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:40,212
I could've told her,
but I wasn't being selfish.
302
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,505
These are the rules.
303
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,802
Uncle Bernie.
304
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,346
What, sweetheart?
305
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,890
I wet the bed.
306
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:54,643
[groans] That ain't no problem.
307
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,478
-Honey, that's for you.
-[Wanda] Mm.
308
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,899
[Wanda muttering]
309
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,525
Oh…
310
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,946
Come on… Stop, Jordan.
311
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,240
Bryana, put the… You are kicking me.
312
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,242
Hey, hey!
313
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,202
Where'd you put Jordan's new inhaler at?
314
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,704
It's on the dresser, honey.
315
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,664
[Bryana whining]
316
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,459
Jordan, if you swing
that club one more time,
317
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,669
I'm gonna do my best
to knock you into next week.
318
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,881
Put this shoe on and stop playing.
I'm not playing with you.
319
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:32,014
See, a rogue state's threats are empty,
320
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:36,185
as they are not backed up
by the strength of a superpower.
321
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,311
That would be me.
322
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,396
[club whooshing]
323
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,815
I'mma go put this in the lunch bag.
324
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:45,444
-[Bryana grunting]
-[sighs]
325
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:49,448
A rogue state does not enjoy
the protection of its boundaries.
326
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,325
-[club thuds]
-[Wanda screams]
327
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,534
-[Jordan] Sorry!
-See?
328
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,619
[Wanda whimpers]
329
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,871
-Stupid.
-Ow!
330
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,456
Ow! I'm gonna get you!
331
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,750
-[Wanda] Oh! Hey!
-Gimme my club!
332
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,543
Aah! I'm gonna get ya!
333
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,213
Aah! No! No!
334
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,423
[screaming]
335
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:11,637
And finally, a rogue state does not enjoy
336
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,265
the peacekeeping efforts
of the United Front.
337
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,310
-[Jordan and Bryana shouting]
-[Wanda] Hey! Hey!
338
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,854
[sighing] Yeah.
339
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,444
-Ow!
-Shut up.
340
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,697
Ow. Ow.
341
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,534
Who want pizza, pizza?
342
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,828
-[Bryana] Yeah, pizza!
-[Jordan] Yeah, pizza!
343
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,373
-Aren't you coming?
-No. I'm grounded, remember?
344
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,042
And besides,
I hate watching Bernie eat pizza.
345
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:46,547
He always put the sausages on his eyes
and pretends he's dead. He's so stupid.
346
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,008
All right. We'll be back soon.
347
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,729
[Jordan belches loudly]
348
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,481
Boy, say excuse me.
349
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,859
-I smell pepperoni.
-Oh!
350
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,821
Wanda, baby, look,
that lady got a car just like yours.
351
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,239
[Wanda] Oh, look at her,
352
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,991
-trying to bite my style.
-Yeah.
353
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,368
Shoot, that's a young girl too.
354
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,705
You had to wait till you became
an old lady to get you one.
355
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,832
That girl got be Vanessa's age.
356
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,419
[Wanda] Hmm.
357
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,670
Wait a minute.
358
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,012
[loud rap music playing on car stereo]
359
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,098
What the hell is your problem?!
360
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,269
What on earth made you think
you could take my car?
361
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,064
You said you were gonna
teach me to drive anyway, so…
362
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,609
I said, maybe we can drive in an empty lot
363
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,110
with me there!
364
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,363
I told you. You give 'em
an inch, they take a mile.
365
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,991
I only went around the block.
A quarter mile.
366
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,787
Look, it's your mess, you clean it up.
367
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,456
United Front, we take no prisoners.
368
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:07,878
Are you crazy?! Do you use your brain?
369
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,923
Ooh! I'm so mad, I could…
370
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,717
You could've killed somebody.
371
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,135
-But--
-But nothing!
372
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,387
Your best bet is to keep your mouth shut!
373
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,183
Go to your room until I say come out.
374
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,895
I can't even look at you anymore. Out.
375
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,564
[sighs]
376
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,691
[somber piano music playing]
377
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,415
-I really lost my temper.
-No.
378
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,877
I yelled at her. Then I told her
I didn't wanna look at her anymore,
379
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,587
and then I sent her to her room.
380
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:54,007
Wow, baby, that ain't like you.
I mean, that's cold.
381
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,135
-I know.
-Cruel, heartless.
382
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,512
But I'm proud of you.
383
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,056
I mean, my baby back in the Front.
384
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,224
Congratulations.
385
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,027
I, uh, brought you some pizza.
386
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,156
I didn't think you were speaking to me.
387
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,578
I, uh, wanted to tell you a story.
388
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,249
I wrecked my parents' car
when I was a little older than you.
389
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,626
-No way.
-Yeah.
390
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,923
I had just gotten my driver's permit
and I was practicing with a friend.
391
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,091
What happened?
392
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:40,804
I just gave it a little gas
and I had on a pair of Candie's,
393
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,556
the ones with the wooden heels?
394
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,600
They had Candie's back then?
395
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:48,312
Oh, it was not that long ago.
396
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:54,234
Anyway, the heel hit the pedal and bam!
397
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,612
Smack, right into the mailbox.
398
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,864
Whoo, was my mama mad.
399
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,240
[both laughing]
400
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,785
We all make mistakes, Vanessa.
401
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,831
But you can't do stuff like this.
402
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,959
Otherwise, how can I trust you?
403
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:15,255
And more importantly, how can I get
your Uncle Bernie to trust you?
404
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,635
-I know. It was stupid.
-Mmm-hmm.
405
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,428
So, is that it?
406
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,180
Hell, no, that's not it.
407
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,432
You're grounded. Two weeks.
408
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:29,561
No TV, no phone, no Internet.
409
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,063
[groans]
410
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,940
You heard me.
411
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,026
I'm sorry.
412
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,654
-Two weeks.
-Aunt Wanda?
413
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,072
Hmm?
414
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,576
Mmm-hmm.
415
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:51,500
That's not how you're supposed to act
if you're part of the United Front.
416
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,086
She is back in the Front, isn't she?
417
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:58,590
Or maybe she's just revolutionary,
like Angela Davis.
418
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,510
What, she gonna grow a big afro next?
419
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,220
[Wanda and Vanessa laughing]
420
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,057
She ain't never laugh when I punish her.
421
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:11,019
And a hug is out of the question,
even on a good day.
422
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,563
America, how is that fair?
423
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,357
That ain't fair.
424
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,318
Cut the camera off. [mutters]
425
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,195
Cut it off.
426
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,324
You know I'm right, America.
427
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,911
What's she talking about?
This shirt is slick.
428
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,164
Forget her. Little heifer.
429
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:36,336
Shoot, all I need is a hat,
wire-framed glasses,
430
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,088
deuce and a quarter,
431
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:42,259
and a white woman,
and a Chinese woman and a Mexican.
432
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,678
Sister gotta walk.
433
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,227
[man laughing] Cut.
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