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[opening theme music playing]
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America, will you answer me a question?
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What is it you love about the beach?
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'Cause as far as I can see,
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the beach ain't nothing
but the end of the country.
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And everybody knows the end
is the worst part of anything.
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The end of a loaf of bread?
Don't nobody eat that.
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Last sip of beer?
Pour it right in the dirt.
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But as my baby, Wanda, likes to remind me,
we don't go to the beach for my enjoyment.
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We go for the kids.
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So every other weekend,
I grease them up with lotion
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and roll them in the sand
like they're Shake 'N Bake.
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God, I can't wait till these kids grow up.
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Damn!
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We're home, baby.
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[Wanda] Bernie, look at them.
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[Bernie] Yeah, sweet little angels, right?
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Let's dump them into bed.
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-[grunting]
-Hey!
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Shh. Don't wake your sister up.
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[chuckles]
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That's ignorant.
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I am what I am.
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Here you go.
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Good.
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Where's Precious?
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Don't worry about Precious.
Go back to bed, Baby Girl.
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But I need Precious.
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Bernie, she wants her doll.
It's probably in the beach bag.
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[sighs]
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[mutters]
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[Wanda] Is it in there?
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Nope, but I got the beach, though.
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Baby, it wasn't in the car, either.
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I don't think she brought it.
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Of course she did.
She takes that thing everywhere.
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Baby, she didn't take it.
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Wait…
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Kids, let's go.
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Wait, we wanna finish this sandcastle.
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[Bernie] Oh.
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Now it's finished. Come on.
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-Aww!
-Let's go. Shut up!
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[clock ticking]
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How many times I tell you
to keep up with your stuff, Baby Girl?
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But we need to get Precious.
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Baby Girl, please.
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-[sighs]
-What's going on in here?
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We left Precious at the beach.
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-Oh, shit.
-Hey!
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[crying]
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Baby Girl, please, stop crying.
Stop crying, Baby Girl.
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Please stop crying.
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Maybe you should flick her on the head.
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[crying harder]
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-[crying continues]
-America, it's been 45 minutes straight.
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It's unstoppable. Watch this.
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-[clicks]
-[no audio except crying]
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[crying continues]
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[crying continues]
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Oh, uh-uh, Bernie.
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You are not going to drug that baby up
with that heavy cough syrup.
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-What?
-[scoffs]
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Now, if you want her to go to sleep,
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you're going to have
to get that doll back.
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-Woman, it's midnight.
-Bernie, she's hysterical.
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It's an hour ride each way, Wanda.
You on drugs or dog food?
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Fine.
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I'll go, and you can stay here
and listen to that.
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[crying continues]
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[groans]
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Shh… look at this, man.
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I'm out here looking for a doggone doll.
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I'm doing stuff
that I tell people on stage
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I ain't going to do.
Now I'm sitting out here doing it.
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I should just walk in the water,
just keep on walking.
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-[phone rings]
-Doggone.
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Oh. Hello?
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[crying]
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What?
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-[screams]
-[doll squeaks]
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Hey, baby…
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Wanda, I found it.
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Yeah, I found it. I swear I did.
It's in the sand.
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Huh? [stutters] Baby-- I can't hear you
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with Baby Girl hollering and screaming.
I can't hear you.
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If you don't get back here,
I'm going to kill you!
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Okay, well, look, I'm on my way.
Yeah, I found it.
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All right, hang on.
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Ugly thing got me out here all doggone day
looking for that doggone doll.
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[music plays on car radio]
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-[horn honking]
-Come on.
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12:30 going on 1 o'clock,
I'm out here looking for a old, ugly doll.
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Come on.
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I'm getting the heck on
out of here. You watch.
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Slow, slow, slow.
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[chuckling]
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Slow, slow, Mac.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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[chuckles] Tell me I can't do anything.
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The Mac! Yeah!
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[tires popping]
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♪ Do it any way you wanna ♪
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-[mutters]
-♪ Do it any way you wanna ♪
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♪ Do it any way ♪
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[sighing]
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-I can't believe you found that thing.
-Hmm.
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It really is a miracle.
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-She really is an angel.
-Oh…
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Still, I'll be glad
when she finally gives up that doll.
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-Is tomorrow too soon?
-[chuckles softly]
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Give me this doll.
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Spoiled.
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Wanda doesn't think I can
wean Bryana off Precious.
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Says she's too attached.
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And she's right, America.
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But it's an unnatural attachment.
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The thing hangs off her like a growth.
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Like one of those freaks
you see in the Guinness book.
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That's where there's only
one course of action:
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a complete doll-ectomy.
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[Bryana] But I don't understand.
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Why does she have to be, uh, uh…
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[Bernie] Quarantined.
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Yeah, quarantined.
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Well, Baby Girl, see…
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Precious… she's very sick.
You know, she got the chicken pox.
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Now, see, the chicken pox
is highly contagious.
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Step back, step back, step back.
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See, nobody can come around her
or be close to her for the next 48--
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I mean, 72 hours, okay?
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Look out.
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-I don't want to--
-Uh-uh-uh, doctor's orders.
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Okay.
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Aw, don't be so sad.
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The Lord want her there.
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Come on.
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Baby Girl…
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You want me to put you in there?
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Wanda, baby, you'll see.
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In a couple of days, Baby Girl's
going to forget about that doll.
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You know how kids are,
just go on to the next thing.
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Well, I must say I am pretty impressed.
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-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
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You that impressed
you want to play doctor with your old man?
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Well, my mother always
wanted me to marry one.
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You know one?
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No, but I know his sister. [laughing]
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Uh-oh. Uncle Bernie.
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Oh, Lord!
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Now we have to be quarantined together.
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[gasps] Bernie, they're permanent.
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All right, Baby Girl,
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I'm sick of this nonsense.
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You too doggone big
to be playing with this doll.
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It's about time you gave it up
and you going to give it up right now.
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-Give me that doll.
-No!
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What you mean, no?
I'm not playing with you.
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I'm sick of this nonsense.
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Going all over the creation
looking for that.
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-Give me that doll!
-No! Aunt Wanda, help!
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-Come here!
-Bernie…
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Baby, baby, if you don't move,
you're going to get hurt.
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Can you believe what I got to go through?
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And her own mother didn't fight this hard,
and the state was taking her baby!
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I'm sorry, America.
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That was cold.
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Come here.
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Baby? Baby Girl, come here. Come here!
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-Gotcha!
-[hissing] My Precious!
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What?
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Y'all saw that, right?
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[stutters] That thing that hissed at me,
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that was not Baby Girl.
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Hell, no. Not my sweet Baby Girl.
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That was that doll.
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It got control of her.
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I don't know what I'm going
to do with this one.
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Cube, you got kids.
You got to help me on this one.
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Man, you got to help me.
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Check it out, Bernie.
In situations like this,
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I recommend the wet T-shirt.
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Wet T?
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-Oh, oh, oh, that's cold. That's cold.
-Hey, hey, hey.
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I can't kill Baby Girl like that.
I can't-- I thought about killing the boy.
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But the girl, that's… that's…
I can't kill the kid like that. I can't.
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I ain't talking
about killing the kid, man.
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I'm talking about the doll.
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The doll?
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You got to pop out the doll, man.
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Yeah, yeah.
When you gonna to strike, baby?
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Oh, no. man, I love the kids.
I can't touch that doll, man.
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-No.
-Who?
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You got to find somebody else to do it.
Somebody ruthless.
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Ruthless.
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Somebody that just don't care.
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Go to sleep after they rob their mama,
something like that.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Hey, hey, Ice…
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-I know… I know the guy.
-You know somebody?
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-Yeah. [chuckling]
-Is that right?
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[jazz music playing]
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Can I use the M-80s?
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Shh. Be quiet, boy.
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Now, listen, fireworks
are what I don't want.
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This thing cannot attract
any attention, okay?
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Gotcha.
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I want it done nice, clean and quiet,
like you did the Barbie doll.
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-You never proved that was me.
-Boy, please.
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That pink little trailer
burned down to the ground.
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Had your hand written all over it.
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-I mean, very professional.
-Thank you.
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So, are we clear?
This cannot come back to me, Jordan.
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I can use a BB gun. Totally untraceable.
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No body, no evidence.
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Hmm, that's a little bit tougher.
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I'll pay extra.
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Nah, keep your money.
I'll do this one for free.
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But someday, I'm going
to ask you for a favor.
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Someday.
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[car door shuts]
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[yawning]
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[sighs]
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[loud buzzing]
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[loud shredding]
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[music continues]
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So, Baby Girl, that's what happened.
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Precious' family came…
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[stutters] not her real…
her doll family who came and…
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took her to Doll Land where
she's going to live happily ever after.
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It's not really Doll Land.
Doll Land is like a star.
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A distant, shimmering star.
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But I didn't get to say good-bye.
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Well, um… I know you didn't,
Baby Girl, but, um…
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but, hey… she left you something.
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Yeah. Hey. She left you…
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$200.
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Yep. That's what they… You like that?
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I want to see the star.
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-What star, baby?
-Doll Land where Precious is.
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Oh, that… that star.
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Okay. Come on, let's…
let's go look at the star, okay?
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Come on, Baby Girl.
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Yeah. You see the star.
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And maybe if we look hard enough,
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we'll see the fireworks
from the doll party.
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[both screaming]
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What? What is it?
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[screaming]
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[laughs]
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Oh… oh.
254
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,855
That damn Jordan.
255
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,860
Cube, he had one job to do,
and he couldn't even do that.
256
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,612
Yeah, man, you got a serious problem
on your hand, bro.
257
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,491
I know, man. Now… now Baby Girl,
she ain't gonna never speak to me again.
258
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,784
She going to never forgive me.
259
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,203
See, Baby Girl ain't your problem.
260
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,288
It's the boy.
261
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,456
That's the one you need to get rid of.
262
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,041
You ever consider a beat down?
263
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,793
What?
264
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,337
Whatcha talking about?
265
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,340
Cube… Cube, get out of my house, man.
266
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:45,509
What?
267
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,469
Get the hell out of my doggone house.
268
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,763
You ain't no doggone thug no more.
269
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,182
You live better than me.
Your house bigger than mine.
270
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,476
Ain't you got to pick your kid up
from prep school or something, man?
271
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,936
-Prep school?
-Yeah.
272
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,147
Man, my kid don't go
to no damn prep school.
273
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,315
They with the nanny.
274
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,027
You know what? Next time
you need to borrow a cappuccino machine,
275
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,486
-don't call me.
-I ain't.
276
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,989
-Don't call me.
-I ain't gonna call you.
277
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,449
You don't got to worry about it.
278
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,659
Fake gangster.
279
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,079
-I got to do something… [mumbles]
-[door slams]
280
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,915
I got to do something
about Baby Girl, America.
281
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,251
Baby Girl, look.
You can blow dry and comb your hair.
282
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,628
[imitates hair dryer]
283
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,797
And look what else you can do. Hmm.
284
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,341
[smacks lips]
285
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:26,926
You like your new toy?
286
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,802
-No!
-Good.
287
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,763
So, we're going to put it up
and play with it later, okay?
288
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,389
So, what would you like to eat?
289
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,391
-Nothing!
-But you got to eat something.
290
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,392
No!
291
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,311
Hey…
292
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,730
How about some Coco Krunchies?
293
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,899
But you said those are for breakfast.
294
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,026
I know I did, but I'm saying
you can have some now.
295
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,778
-Okay.
-Good. Good.
296
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,196
What are you going to say
to your Uncle Bernie?
297
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,073
With Lucky Charms, too?
298
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,742
It's a start.
299
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,828
You see that? You see that?
300
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,164
America, she smiled.
301
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,540
She loves me again.
302
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,250
I told you she understand.
303
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,672
My Baby Girl love me
and everything is all right in the world.
304
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,674
My Baby Girl.
305
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:10,970
[softly] Thank you, Lord.
306
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,888
♪ Now I done warned you not to battle me ♪
307
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,223
♪ I leave more casualties ♪
308
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,392
♪ Than the dollar bills
In your salary… ♪
309
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,102
Time for Blue's Clues.
310
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,604
-So?
-So this.
311
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,856
-[changes channel]
-You little brat.
312
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,733
♪ And it be like chill… ♪
313
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,568
[changes channel]
314
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,278
-[changes channel]
-Uncle Bernie!
315
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,571
Yeah, Baby Girl?
316
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,491
-[song resumes on TV]
-Vanessa won't let me watch Blue's Clues.
317
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:33,784
I was here first.
318
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:37,162
You're a real pioneer.
Why don't you go discover your homework?
319
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,415
Maybe I should let you
destroy something of mine.
320
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,833
Then I might get some respect.
321
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,292
-Maybe you should.
-Maybe I will.
322
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,628
-Maybe I should torch your bike.
-[cartoon music plays on TV]
323
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,924
-Can I get you something else, Baby Girl?
-Mmm, surprise me.
324
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,932
Hold it right there, missy.
You know those are for after dinner.
325
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,976
So I'll have one after dinner, too.
326
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,936
Give me that.
327
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,402
Hey, I'm tired of y'all
running in my house.
328
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,486
Hey, you little…
329
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,949
-Time to play.
-Get lost.
330
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,744
Uncle Bernie, Jordan's being mean to me.
331
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,663
Yell all you want.
He ain't home. [snickers]
332
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,002
Hey, baby, come on, give me a hand.
333
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,504
Oh, I know where I'd like to put my hand.
334
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,132
On that little monster's rear end.
335
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,592
Who are you talking about? Vanessa?
336
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:35,304
No. Your spoiled little princess.
337
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,723
Oh, get out of here. Baby Girl?
338
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,726
That's ridiculous.
You can't spoil something that perfect.
339
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,061
[Jordan] Bryana, stop!
340
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,690
[Jordan yelling indistinctly
in slow motion]
341
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:47,941
No!
342
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,319
No! Stop it! No!
343
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:54,990
No! Don't! No! Stop!
344
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,950
-Glad you're home.
-[Jordan yelling]
345
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,369
Oh, baby, come on, now,
give me a hand, now.
346
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,955
Make her stop! Bryana, stop!
347
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,917
Hey, hey, hey! Baby Girl!
Baby Girl, stop it.
348
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,503
Now you just stop it right now.
What's wrong with you?
349
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,923
I'm through anyway.
I want to go to Gymboree.
350
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,926
What? You ain't going no doggone where
351
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,053
till you tell me what the hell
possessed you to do what…
352
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,304
What's wrong with you?
353
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,181
I want to go to Gymboree.
354
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,935
-[grunts]
-Ow! Don't you ever do that to me.
355
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,821
Look, I'm not saying
she didn't deserve the swat.
356
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,824
I'm mean, you saw her. It had to be done!
357
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,118
But why did I have to be the one to do it?
358
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,495
She's never going to speak to me again.
359
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,498
[Bernie] Baby Girl…
360
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,961
Uncle Bernie, he's sorry
he had to spank you,
361
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,587
but you were being rotten.
362
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,133
But I guess I'm partly to blame
363
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,093
because I spoiled you.
364
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,929
Baby Girl, Uncle Bernie…
365
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,893
was a little afraid that he was going to
lose the love of his sweet Baby Girl.
366
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,274
But I ended up losing it anyway.
367
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,944
I don't want to be your sweet Baby Girl.
368
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,531
I understand.
369
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,117
I want to be your sweet big girl.
370
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:22,703
You do?
371
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,663
I'm not a baby anymore.
372
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,748
No, you're not.
373
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,919
Then if you're not a baby anymore,
374
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,297
you know what you got to do?
375
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,050
-Okay?
-Okay.
376
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,469
Come here.
377
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:41,972
I love you, Baby Girl.
378
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,989
Is it true Bigfoot spanked you?
379
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:00,032
Uh-huh.
380
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,575
He spanked you?
381
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,493
Uh-huh, on my fanny.
382
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,370
[chuckles] Dang.
383
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,331
What's so funny?
384
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,667
Nothing. It's just, you're one of us now.
385
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,420
-Hey, baby.
-Hmm?
386
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,297
It's all straightened out.
387
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,841
You know, Baby Girl,
she's a sweet little girl after all.
388
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,427
I know. That's why
I didn't understand your hurry
389
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,137
to make her grow up.
390
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,348
I mean, she's only going to be
this young once.
391
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:28,060
Wow, my God, baby,
I ain't never think of it like that.
392
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:32,022
Hmm. You better, 'cause when it's over,
you going to miss it.
393
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:35,984
Well, I tell you what,
I don't care how old Bryana get,
394
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,362
she's still going to be
my precious little Baby Girl.
395
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:41,907
Hmm, you say that now,
but one day, she may grow into…
396
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,243
[Bernie thinking]
397
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,577
[knocking]
398
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,871
[Bernie] Baby Girl?
399
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,581
Don't grow up, Baby Girl.
400
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,542
Please don't grow up.
You gonna have to get married.
401
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,337
You have to get a job.
You gonna mess around, you gonna have a b…
402
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,048
Look, you don't want to do that.
You don't want to do that.
403
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,758
Come on, you want to play.
404
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:03,887
You want to play all the time.
Look, see… [beatboxing]
405
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,597
Come on, look at that. She going…
406
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,516
[beatboxing]
407
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,480
Look, come look. [continues beatboxing]
408
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,564
You need to see it.
409
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,316
Are you looking?
410
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,152
Baby?
411
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,741
This is for the dead dollies out there.
412
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,369
All the ones
with their little heads pulled off,
413
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,204
and shot up and…
414
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,874
-all the homies…
-Cube, that's enough, baby.
415
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,168
-And all the dead dollies in the world…
-Cube, Cube, Cube.
416
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,920
-…this is for them.
-Damn, Cube, that's enough, man.
417
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,422
-Oh, sorry, 'bout that.
-They dead.
418
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,133
You know, I can…
I can get that up for you.
419
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:45,887
You ignorant.
420
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,223
That's why you got me over here.
421
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,352
Can we drink this on TV?
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