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That's right...
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Man, nothing is on.
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Forget it.
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What do you got here?
What do you got, a magazine?
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That is a magazine, yes.
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What kind of magazine?
Some kind of women's magazine?
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Oh, "50 Reasons Men Suck."
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This? This is brutal. Brutal.
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How's your book? Funny? Sad?
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Annoying.
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Much like yourself.
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Cat has claws.
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Well, you know what,
now the book is mine.
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Stop! Stop it, give it back!
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Little woman trying to get it back.
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Can't from the big man. Can't from
the big man. Where is it?
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All right. Now get it, you doof.
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I'll get it. I'll find it.
I'll find it.
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Find it.
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Where is it? It's just in here.
Just come to Dougie.
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All right, let me just... I got it.
Can we?
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Oh, my God, Carrie,
something's got my arm.
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Oh, God! Carrie! Carrie!
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Carrie, my mother was wrong!
There are monsters under the bed!
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Save yourself.
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I can't... Can't reach it.
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You had coffee tonight,
didn't you?
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- Howdy do.
- Hey, man.
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- How was your morning?
- Good, real good.
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I don't know why, but I started waving
at people today.
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You know, you see them on
the corner, throw them a little hey.
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- They waving back?
- Not really, no.
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Hey, listen, I'm throwing together
a Wiffle-ball challenge on Sunday.
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A little barbecue, a little beer.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, it's BYO everything.
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Actually, I can't make it.
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What do you mean, you can't make it?
Why? What's up?
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Oh, you gotta stay home
with the wife and kiddies?
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Oh, I get it, that means I'm whipped.
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Good one. No.
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- It's not family stuff.
- Well, what is it?
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I just got something to do,
it's an obligation.
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Oh, yeah, you gotta get your skirt
hemmed? Your legs waxed?
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That's another good one.
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- What's going on, then?
- I just got something to do.
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What could you have to do
that's better
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than smacking a hollow ball
with drunken idiots?
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I'm a Big Brother.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I have a kid I hang out with
on Sundays.
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- How long you been doing this?
- For a few years.
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A few years?
You never said anything about it.
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Oh, it's no big deal.
It's just something I do.
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That's good. That's good.
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It's good to reach out.
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I wave at people.
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I didn't think I was ever gonna
get out of there.
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They had to depose one guy
in Jamaica, so 14 lawyers fly down.
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But did I get to go? No.
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That little perk is reserved
for the secretaries
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who'll actually have sex with them.
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You make your own breaks, honey.
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So how was your day?
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- It was good.
- Yeah?
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It was good, yeah.
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Car, do you think
I'm a worthless sack of crap?
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Why? Have you been reading
my diary?
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No.
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- I'm serious, okay?
- No. Come on, what brought this on?
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I was talking to Deacon today,
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and it turns out he's a...
He's a Big Brother.
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You just realized that today?
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I don't mean he's a big brother,
I mean he's a Big Brother.
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He's got a kid,
and they hang out together,
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they do stuff, shoot hoops,
things like that.
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Oh, that's nice.
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I know it's nice. It's much nicer
than anything I've ever done.
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Oh, come on.
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It is. I mean, we don't do anything
like that. What do we do?
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Well, I do the canned food drive
for the homeless.
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So you're saying it's just me, then.
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No, I'm not saying anything.
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Just that I do the food drive.
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I make me sick.
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I mean, look how lucky we are,
you know?
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Look what we got. We got chairs,
curtains, bowls on the wall.
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Couldn't a hungry kid
be eating out of that bowl?
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That's a light fixture.
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Still, a hungry child could be eating
out of it, but no, no,
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I gotta have my precious light.
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So do something, Doug.
Become a Big Brother.
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I know. I should.
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It's just my schedule.
I don't have the time.
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Honey, sweetie,
you flick a lot of cards.
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That's my hobby.
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Honey, I'm just saying, Deacon
has the same exact job you do
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and two kids,
and he manages to find the time.
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I know, and he doesn't even
tell anybody about it.
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He's not even in it for the publicity.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Doug.
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Doug Pruzan. One of the lawyers
from the Jamaica trip.
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I'm sorry about that.
Yeah, what's up?
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Oh, you know what, the document
didn't come in till after 6,
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so I'll get it notarised
in the morning.
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Yeah, okay, got it.
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Okay, Doug, I love you. Bye.
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Did I just tell Doug Pruzan
that I loved him?
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Do you?
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No. I said, "Doug", and then I...
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The "I love you"
just slipped out right behind it.
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- So call him back.
- I can't.
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He was calling me from the plane.
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Well, it's noisy in there, you know?
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Maybe he didn't hear you,
or understand what you said.
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Well, what if he did?
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Then love him the best you can.
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What's up?
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Oh, nothing much,
just filling out my application
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to become a Big Brother.
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- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, gonna be a big bro.
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Have a little bro, do bro stuff.
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All right, I guess I rubbed off
on you a little, huh?
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- Yeah, a little.
- Well, welcome to the ranks.
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Thanks.
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"Douglas S. Heffernan."
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What's your middle name?
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Steven.
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- What's yours?
- John.
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They want you to commit
to once a week for a year?
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That's the normal thing.
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Can't I take this kid out
for a test drive, you know?
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Throw him up on the lift, make sure
he's not rusty underneath?
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- Kidding, man. I'm kidding.
- This is a serious commitment.
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Yeah. Think I don't know that?
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It's just, you gotta follow through
with this.
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This can't be like when you said
you were gonna have
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washboard abs by Christmas.
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Hey, I would have
if I hadn't gotten the flu.
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- Excuse me, Doug.
- Yeah?
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Sure, Carrie.
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So I got all those papers notarised
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and it's on its way
to Claybourne's office.
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- Great, thank you.
- Yeah.
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Is that it?
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Well, yeah, I just wanted to make sure
that you know that I heard you
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when you asked me
to do all that stuff.
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Because, you know,
airplane phones, wow.
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Connection was fine.
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So then you heard me okay?
All the way through?
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I think so.
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Even like at the end, where I might
have said something a little weird?
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Like what?
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Like possibly, "I love you", or...
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- So you did say it.
- Yeah.
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- Thought I imagined that.
- Yeah, did you? Yeah.
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How about that?
Anyway, the thing is...
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We gotta get to the conference room.
The depo's starting.
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Okay, I'm coming. We should talk.
Let's put a pin in this.
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- Yeah, quick, quick...
- I'm sorry. I have to go.
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We definitely should
talk later, okay?
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Okay. Okay.
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Don't love you, Doug.
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Little bro time.
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The kid doesn't have a father.
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Probably doesn't care where
the pillows are.
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- Hey, buddy.
- Oh, hey.
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I just got off work,
wanted to see if you wanted
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to grab a slice of 'za
and go catch the Knicks game.
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Okay, first of all, calling pizza
"'za" stopped being cool in '82.
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- Second of all, I can't.
- Oh, fine. All right, see you.
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I guess you probably wanna know
why I can't?
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No. I'm sure you have
a good reason.
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I do have a good reason.
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I got a damn good reason,
so stop riding me, okay? I can't.
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All right. What's up with you?
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Fine, I will tell you, okay?
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- I signed up to be a Big Brother.
- You? Well, good for you.
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Yeah, yeah, my little brother's
on his way over right about now.
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Just thought I'd boomerang a little
back to society. It's what I do.
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Yeah, you know, Deacon's a Big
Brother, but doesn't advertise it.
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Doug?
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Oh, hey, Barbara.
Good to see you again.
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You, goodbye.
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Doug, I'd like you to meet
your new little brother, Jason.
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Hey, there he is, kiddo. What's up?
I'm Doug, man. How are you?
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Hi.
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Jason, your mom will pick you up
at 5, okay?
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- All right.
- Have fun.
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Yeah. Take care.
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So you're Jason?
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Hey, have a seat, man.
Take a load off. Yeah, sit back.
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All right.
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Brothers.
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Big, little.
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- This is great, huh?
- I guess.
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Hey, you wanna go
to the batting cages?
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You know, grab a couple heroes.
You like batting cages?
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Not really.
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Okay, how about the heroes?
You like heroes?
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Okay, cool, cool, cool.
It's all right.
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We can just chill out here, then,
you know?
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The two of us.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I am spraying way too much
whipped cream on this thing.
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Yeah, crazy how much whipped cream
is on here.
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Yeah. What's up?
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- You wanna watch this?
- I don't care.
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Oh, how about this? Ants.
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They got a whole world going on,
just below the surface.
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Well, thanks.
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Okay, yeah, this was great.
This was terrific, man.
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I'll see you next week.
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Okay, one week down, 51 to go.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So? So?
How'd it go with your little brother?
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Did you hit it off?
Did you bond?
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Yeah, about that,
I wanna run something by you,
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- and keep an open mind.
- What?
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I'm not sure, but I'm leaning towards
dumping my little brother.
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What are you talking about?
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I think I got a bad one.
I did, I got a bad kid.
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Bad? Bad, how?
What, did he pull a knife on you?
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A knife would have been great.
I would've loved the knife.
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At least it would've ended
the afternoon early.
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I'm telling you,
I got nothing from this kid.
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Well, even so, you can't just bail.
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I mean, this is not like the time
when you ordered
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that ab-roller thing
and you wound up...
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I got the flu!
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Oh, body blow. Body blow.
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Oh, you have dishonoured me,
now I must kill you.
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Hello, uncle,
welcome to Hong Kong.
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Come on, Stu.
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Oh, my dad's here. I gotta go.
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Oh, really?
Okay, Stu, take it easy, man.
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Hey, I'm here every Sunday.
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Hey, how's that pretzel
working out for you?
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- Fine.
- Okay.
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- Hey.
- Hey, what are you doing here, man?
243
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I figured I'd give Eddie
a little whupping at "Mortal Kombat."
244
00:14:22,735 --> 00:14:24,445
Hey, man, you're the one
that's going down.
245
00:14:24,612 --> 00:14:27,990
Oh, that's big talk from four feet
off the floor. What?
246
00:14:28,491 --> 00:14:30,159
Oh, man.
247
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,169
So how's it going
with you guys?
248
00:14:35,195 --> 00:14:36,899
Oh, you kidding me?
It's going great.
249
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:38,292
We're just taking a breather,
250
00:14:38,459 --> 00:14:40,711
but earlier, we were
getting wild, weren't we?
251
00:14:40,878 --> 00:14:42,380
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
You all right?
252
00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,757
Didn't mean that. Sorry.
He's gonna be okay. He's good.
253
00:14:44,924 --> 00:14:46,759
He's good. He's a tough guy.
Got a tough guy.
254
00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:49,470
We should hang out, the four
of us, sometime. What do you say?
255
00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,097
Hey, that would be great,
man, yeah.
256
00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:53,182
Maybe we could do some,
like, kid-swap thing.
257
00:14:53,349 --> 00:14:54,725
You take mine, I take yours.
258
00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:58,187
- How about Sunday?
- Can't do it next Sunday.
259
00:14:58,354 --> 00:15:01,107
Eddie and I are running a ten-K
to raise money for heart disease.
260
00:15:01,315 --> 00:15:02,567
Ten-K? That sounds cool.
261
00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:05,528
We would totally be into it too,
except that I have a...
262
00:15:05,695 --> 00:15:08,990
I got a medical condition: I'm huge.
263
00:15:11,451 --> 00:15:13,995
Plus, I don't think that's
your sort of thing, is it, J-man?
264
00:15:14,162 --> 00:15:17,582
Actually, my dad died
of heart disease.
265
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,793
You don't say?
266
00:15:21,043 --> 00:15:23,045
A marathon? Yeah, good idea.
267
00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:26,215
Okay, it's not a
marathon, it's a ten-K.
268
00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:28,843
Do you even know how long a K is?
269
00:15:29,051 --> 00:15:31,596
No. Do you?
270
00:15:31,804 --> 00:15:36,017
No, but if it's longer than a foot,
you're in trouble, buddy.
271
00:15:37,226 --> 00:15:38,478
I can do it.
272
00:15:38,686 --> 00:15:43,107
Doug, you once considered
putting a chair halfway up the stairs.
273
00:15:43,316 --> 00:15:46,194
Do you realise this kid's father died
of heart disease?
274
00:15:46,402 --> 00:15:48,279
Yeah, and how is your dying
gonna help that?
275
00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:50,239
My body won't let me die.
276
00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:53,201
I'll vomit and pass out
way before that happens.
277
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:54,786
Come on, I'm serious.
278
00:15:54,952 --> 00:15:57,497
You're the one who wanted me
to try to break through to him.
279
00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:58,956
Can't you do something else?
280
00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:02,710
Can't you guys go skateboarding
or get pierced?
281
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,130
I know what I'm doing.
And I'm gonna finish this race.
282
00:16:06,297 --> 00:16:07,964
I don't care if I
have to slither
283
00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:09,951
across the finish
line with my nipples.
284
00:16:10,718 --> 00:16:15,848
So just back it off, okay, because
I'm about to ratchet up the tension.
285
00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:26,818
Save a little for tomorrow.
286
00:16:33,074 --> 00:16:34,534
Carrie, hi.
287
00:16:34,742 --> 00:16:37,120
- Oh, hey, Doug.
- This a good time to talk?
288
00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:39,205
Yes, yes, it's perfect.
289
00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:43,376
So Carrie...
290
00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:45,753
Where are we at here?
291
00:16:47,421 --> 00:16:51,092
Here's the thing, Doug.
I hope you don't think I'm an idiot,
292
00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:54,178
but my husband's name
is also Doug,
293
00:16:54,387 --> 00:16:56,597
so when I was on the phone with you
and I said, "Doug",
294
00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:59,434
the words "I love you", they just
came out automatically, you see?
295
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,061
Like "hachoo" and "God bless you."
They're a team.
296
00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:06,482
- That's what this was?
- Yup.
297
00:17:06,649 --> 00:17:08,776
So don't love you.
298
00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,320
Well, I was on the plane
and you said that,
299
00:17:11,487 --> 00:17:13,156
and I was like,
"Where'd that come from?"
300
00:17:13,364 --> 00:17:15,450
- Right. Funny story, though, right?
- Yeah, funny.
301
00:17:15,616 --> 00:17:17,201
Guess I shouldn't have
dumped my fiancιe
302
00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:20,496
- and gotten us Springsteen tickets.
- Guess not.
303
00:17:28,045 --> 00:17:29,422
Fourth row.
304
00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:33,676
I gotta make a phone call.
305
00:17:35,928 --> 00:17:38,181
Nice butt, though.
306
00:17:42,101 --> 00:17:44,145
Attention, please.
307
00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:46,647
The race will start in one minute.
308
00:17:46,814 --> 00:17:48,900
All runners, please make sure
you're checked in
309
00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:51,152
and proceed to the starting area.
310
00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:52,820
All right, we got a minute.
311
00:17:52,987 --> 00:17:55,158
So let's start to
get loose here, okay?
312
00:17:55,184 --> 00:17:55,740
Okay.
313
00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:57,867
Now, I'm gonna show you
a couple stretches I learned
314
00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:01,245
from my varsity football days
many moonS ago.
315
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:04,081
Oh, speaking of moons,
I better hike these up.
316
00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:06,667
Remember, crack kills.
317
00:18:07,877 --> 00:18:10,880
All right, first stretch here is gonna
stretch out the hamstrings, okay?
318
00:18:11,088 --> 00:18:12,734
Just stretch it down,
feel the stretch.
319
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,200
Get into it, you
know, you feel...
320
00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:15,384
Oh, God.
321
00:18:15,843 --> 00:18:17,929
Let's go with the hands,
just shake the hands.
322
00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:19,972
You don't have to do this
if you don't wanna.
323
00:18:20,139 --> 00:18:23,059
I wanna do this, believe me. Hey,
I was gonna run ten Ks today anyway.
324
00:18:23,226 --> 00:18:25,978
Might as well stamp out a disease
at the same time.
325
00:18:26,145 --> 00:18:28,231
Hey, there you are.
You guys made it.
326
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:30,483
- Yeah.
- You're really punishing that Lycra.
327
00:18:30,691 --> 00:18:32,735
Hey, somebody's looking,
I know that much.
328
00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:35,113
Runners to the starting positions,
please.
329
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:36,572
Hey, you wanna run together?
330
00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:38,324
Yeah, sure.
I gotta warn you, though,
331
00:18:38,491 --> 00:18:41,160
they slipped me a few bucks
to be the rabbit today.
332
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:43,746
Runners on your mark.
333
00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:07,937
All right, feels good.
Pushing it to the limit.
334
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,481
- How far have we gone?
- Just under a K.
335
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,860
All right. I would've thought
a little more, but okay.
336
00:19:14,026 --> 00:19:16,612
Time to start pacing myself.
337
00:19:24,412 --> 00:19:26,456
Okay, stay focused.
338
00:19:26,622 --> 00:19:28,749
You can do this, all right?
339
00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:32,920
The pain is all in your mind.
It's all in your mind.
340
00:19:33,087 --> 00:19:35,298
Although, the nosebleed,
that was definitely real.
341
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,676
And the shin splints,
those were angry.
342
00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:40,761
And you threw up a little.
343
00:19:49,228 --> 00:19:51,647
- Doug.
- What are you doing here?
344
00:19:51,814 --> 00:19:53,483
I am worried about you.
345
00:19:53,649 --> 00:19:55,610
Come on, stop it. This is crazy.
346
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,362
I'm fine. Leave me alone.
347
00:19:58,529 --> 00:20:01,032
Doug, you're gonna have
a heart attack.
348
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,909
And this is a race
against heart disease.
349
00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:04,702
So it'll be a push.
350
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:08,247
Come on, just get in the car.
Look, look, I have soda.
351
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:10,374
No, I'm finishing this thing.
352
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:14,253
Fine. I'll meet you
at the finish line.
353
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:18,633
- Are those my shorts?
- No! Drive away!
354
00:20:31,771 --> 00:20:34,732
Hey, buddy. Just taking a break.
355
00:20:34,941 --> 00:20:38,569
- You don't look so good.
- You kidding me? I'm fine.
356
00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:41,322
Wish I wasn't laying on a rock,
but I'm fine.
357
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,032
I got you something.
358
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,909
Oh, thanks, buddy.
359
00:20:47,995 --> 00:20:49,747
I think you're gonna have
to help me up.
360
00:20:50,706 --> 00:20:55,253
Yeah, all right. Oh, okay.
361
00:20:55,419 --> 00:20:57,880
So how'd you do?
362
00:20:58,089 --> 00:21:01,384
I did pretty good.
I was, like, 48th or something.
363
00:21:01,592 --> 00:21:02,927
Forty-eighth, are you kidding me?
364
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:05,138
I'm proud of you, Jason.
That's unbelievable.
365
00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:08,433
- Thanks.
- Unbelievable.
366
00:21:09,642 --> 00:21:12,103
That's good.
That's really good, 48th.
367
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:15,898
Could have come in, like, 56th,
and that would still have been good.
368
00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:18,276
And what you said, 48th,
that's good, man.
369
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,279
That's really, really good.
You should be proud of yourself.
370
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,864
You're a winner.
371
00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:59,052
Honey?
372
00:21:59,803 --> 00:22:01,554
I'm sick.
373
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