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Then I get off the Jersey Turnpike
at exit 7A,
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I shoot over to the 309,
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I take that 58.2 miles down
to the Walt Whitman Bridge, and bam!
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I'm in Philadelphia,
making the delivery.
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It's just crazy enough to work.
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What? What's the matter?
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There may not be room
for your Moon Pie.
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Not room for my Moon Pie?
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You are so cute.
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Step aside, let me have a look-see.
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- Knock yourself out.
- Okay.
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Now, I'm gonna shift this
over here,
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put this over at this side and...
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Here's your problem right here.
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Bye-bye.
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Yeah, God forbid
you should eat one, right?
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Hey, I love you for trying.
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So you sure you're
gonna be home by 6?
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I wanna leave
for the theatre by 7:00.
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- Yeah. What are we seeing, again?
- Annie Get Your Gun. It's a musical.
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Come on. Musical?
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Because you like drama so much?
Come on, it's a good show.
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Besides, these are company tickets
my boss gave me, so we have to go.
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- Fine.
- Oh, and do me a favour.
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Wear those new Italian loafers
I bought you.
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Are you kidding me?
Loafers and a musical?
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You are really gaying me up.
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Nice to be heading home.
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Like an hour ahead of schedule.
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Yeah. Those Philadelphia boys,
they run a nice depot.
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They got a smooth operation
down there.
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Very smooth.
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Of course, they're not a hub.
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Hey, check it out.
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Coming up
on the Atlantic City turn-off.
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Oh, yeah. Hey, look at the billboard
with the 3-D dice.
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Look like they're coming at you,
you know?
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Wanna make a detour?
Do a little gambling?
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- Are you serious?
- Hell, yeah.
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Look, Kelly took the kids
to see her mother.
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I don't have to be home till tomorrow.
What do you say?
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I can't. I gotta go tonight with
Carrie to see Annie Get Your Gun.
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Oh, come on, man,
we're practically there.
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Just bear to the right at the next
exit. Not even turn, just bear.
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Do it. Do it, man.
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- Just bear.
- I can't. I can't.
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Hello? Hey, Car.
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That's Carrie? Yo, this is fate.
Tell her you wanna go to AC.
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- Shut up! Shut up!
- Tell her!
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- Hey, what's going on?
- Nothing. So where are you?
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We're back on the Jersey Turnpike,
we just did our drop in Philly.
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You're making good time.
What time you think you'll be home?
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Come on.
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Well, we got some bad news, honey.
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Yes!
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- What's up?
- Well, dispatch just called.
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We gotta make another drop.
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Oh, my God.
Well, where do you have to go?
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Burmhaven.
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Burmhaven? Where the hell is that?
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Exactly.
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It's like out in the
boonies somewhere.
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I got Deacon
checking the map right now.
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Well, why do you have to go at all?
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Why don't you just dump the crap
off at FedEx? They're good.
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No can do, honey.
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I guess I'll find someone else
to go to the show with.
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Okay, well, you know what?
Have a great time. I love you.
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All right, I love you too.
Drive safely. Bye.
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There's no business
Like show business
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Like no business I know
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- Put on a tie.
- Hot dog!
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- Atlantic City.
- City of the Atlantic.
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Hey, let me use your phone
so I can tell Kelly.
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What are you gonna say?
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That we're going to Atlantic City.
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You can't say that. She'll tell
Carrie. They talk all the time.
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So I have to lie to my wife
just because you lied to yours?
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It's pronounced Burmhaven.
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Alrighty. Let's beat the living crap
out of this place.
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Here we go.
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Hold up. Hold on a second.
Listen, I just cashed a cheque
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and I don't wanna lose
more than $200.
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Hold the rest of my money.
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- Sure.
- You know how I am, all right?
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So even if I beg, don't give it to me.
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- Okay.
- I mean it, Deac.
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Okay? I might get ugly.
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I could mention your mother.
Don't take the bait.
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Don't mention my mother.
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Fair enough. Let's gamble.
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Oh, yeah. That's our table.
Granny gonna be sweet.
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- Hey, how's everybody doing?
- How you doing?
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- Oh, just fine.
- All right.
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Hey there, Mary from Cedar Rapids.
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I'm Doug from
Wanna Win a Lot of Money.
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Good luck, everyone.
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Bets up.
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He looks nice.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hello.
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You're Mr. Berenson.
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- One of the partners, right?
- Yes, I...
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Yeah, I didn't know anybody else
from the firm was here.
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I'm Carrie Heffernan,
I'm Grossman's secretary.
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Or Mr. Grossman,
as I always call him.
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Oh, yes, hello.
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And from what I hear,
you're doing a very good job.
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Hey, you too.
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So who are you here with?
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- Oh, my father.
- Oh, how lovely.
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Five dollars for a box of Sno-Caps.
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Boy, they really got you
by the gonads here.
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This is Arthur Spooner, my father.
Dad, this is Mr. Berenson.
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One of the partners at my law firm,
you know, where I work.
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That is nice.
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Likewise.
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Okay.
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Darling, you're in my seat.
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Just sit in mine, it doesn't matter.
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Sure it does. Sometimes they do
a spot-check during the performance.
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Then we'll just switch tickets.
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- "Non-transferable."
- Okay.
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Okay, here we go. Showtime.
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And those wine coolers
are just starting to kick in.
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That's 13, 15 and six is 21.
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- Damn.
- It's all right. It's okay.
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That's just a little bet.
That's the secret to my whole system.
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You lose the little bets
and you win the big ones.
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Stay.
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- Twenty.
- Lost another little one. Sweet.
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I'm gonna try roulette.
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Come on, this table's gonna
turn around. I can feel it.
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I'll catch you later, man.
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All right, my friend,
but you're gonna miss the ride.
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All right, gotta win this one.
Gotta win, gotta win, gotta win.
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- Sir?
- No, see, you don't wanna hit that.
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Because he's got a six showing,
which means he's probably gonna...
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Hit me.
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- Too many. Sorry.
- Okay.
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Hit me.
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Hit me.
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- Okay.
- Sorry.
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You see what happened there?
You took my card.
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It would've given me 20.
Didn't help you, just hurt me.
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Forget it.
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Hey, could you get
a little more smoke going?
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This eye's not quite red enough yet.
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- Good luck.
- Oh, thank God.
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Bye-bye. Yeah. Bye-bye. Yeah.
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That's 21 again.
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My goodness,
I've gotten a lot of those.
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My goodness, you certainly have.
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By the way, where is Cedar Rapids?
In hell?
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Hit me.
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Give me another one.
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One more.
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I hate my own ass!
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Both armrests, both he has.
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- Well, just use mine.
- No, no, you enjoy the show.
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I'll deal with him.
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Oh, hey, three nickels.
Maybe I'll go see a show.
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Hey, man. How'd you do?
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How'd I do? I'm playing nickel slots.
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- What does that tell you?
- Easy.
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I got killed too,
if that makes you feel any better.
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A little, yeah.
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Give me the rest of my money.
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- What? No.
- Come on.
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- No, you told me not to.
- The Doug who told you that is dead.
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- Now, come on.
- You're not getting it.
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But here you go, you can have this.
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- What the hell's that?
- Coupon for the buffet.
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- It came with the room.
- A buffet coupon? Can I bet it?
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- Do you want it or not?
- Yes.
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Yeah, oh, I love macaroni and cheese.
Yeah, I like macaroni and cheese.
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Oh, potatoes.
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That's nice.
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Oh, desserts.
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That's right, yeah, yeah. Oh, and...
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...I have a coupon.
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Hey, Dad, I got you one of those
glossy programmes that you like.
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Thank you, dear.
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Oh, come on. You're still not upset
about that armrest thing, are you?
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Why shouldn't I be upset?
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I paid for this seat,
and I'm entitled to rest my arm.
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First of all,
you didn't pay for the seat.
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And second,
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I don't think Mr. Berenson
is doing this on purpose.
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Don't be naive. I've dealt with people
like him all my life.
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Just because they're rich
and important,
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they think they're entitled
to step on the little guy.
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- Dad.
- Well, all his wealth and power
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may get him off the hook
in an underage-sex scandal,
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but it will not buy
him this armrest!
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All right, Dad.
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Do not make a scene, okay?
I work for this man.
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Don't worry, darling.
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Whatever goes down here tonight,
I will make it clear
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that you were in no way involved.
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Dad, all in all,
I've been a pretty good daughter.
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- Wouldn't you say that?
- Certainly.
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I've always tried to look out for you.
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I've given you a place
to live in my home, haven't I?
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In the basement, but yes.
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So for me,
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please don't let anything
go down tonight.
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For your little girl.
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It goes against
every fibre of my being,
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but I will hold my tongue.
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Thank you.
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If you have a 13
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and the dealer shows
a ten or a picture,
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it's a good idea to take a card.
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Eight.
That gives you 21, you win again.
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Congratulations.
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- Hey, man.
- Hey.
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How was the buffet?
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Let's just say
they'll be putting my picture up.
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So how'd you do?
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Man, I thought my luck might change
if I played some craps.
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And?
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I don't have a cent left.
224
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- Just a buttload of chips, baby!
- How much is here?
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One thousand, seven hundred
and fifty dollars.
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- Nice job.
- Hey, I'm gonna call room service,
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have them haul a nice,
big old juicy steak up here.
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Guess you don't want anything?
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- No.
- Okay.
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Well, this is great, this is...
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You know, at least
one of us did well, huh?
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Yeah. I could not be happier.
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You know,
and since I'm feeling happy,
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give me my money.
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Let's not go through this again.
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Come on, Deac.
Give me a chance to get even.
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- Come on, come on, guy.
- Enough.
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- Come on, guy. Come on, guy.
- Enough. Enough.
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- Hey.
- What?
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All right, look.
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If you lose all your money,
you gonna blame me?
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Not only won't I blame you,
but I will respect you,
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because to give me back my money
takes courage.
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00:14:49,743 --> 00:14:51,703
All right, here.
245
00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:54,164
Knock yourself out.
246
00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:56,458
What happened to the cash
I gave you?
247
00:14:56,625 --> 00:15:00,045
Oh, I lost all mine,
so I used it to play craps.
248
00:15:01,088 --> 00:15:03,757
- You used my money?
- Yeah. I figured if I lost it all,
249
00:15:03,924 --> 00:15:05,842
I'd just go to the ATM
and pay you back.
250
00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:08,261
But didn't lose, baby.
251
00:15:09,096 --> 00:15:10,347
Right, right.
252
00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:13,183
Yeah, hey, this is Mr. Palmer in 709.
253
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:17,104
I'd like to order the New York steak.
Medium well.
254
00:15:17,354 --> 00:15:19,147
All right,
I'm gonna head on down now.
255
00:15:19,356 --> 00:15:21,525
- Tear them up.
- Yeah.
256
00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:24,361
Yeah, a baked potato, green beans...
257
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:28,323
The thing that's known as romance
258
00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:33,620
Is wonderful
Wonderful
259
00:15:33,787 --> 00:15:36,248
Excuse me,
do you have the time?
260
00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:39,751
It's 9:30.
261
00:15:41,169 --> 00:15:43,463
Oh, this guy's good.
262
00:15:44,256 --> 00:15:47,259
You promised
you wouldn't say anything.
263
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:50,011
I just wanted to know the time.
264
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,764
Dad, just switch seats with me.
265
00:15:52,973 --> 00:15:55,892
And let this SOB take me down?
Never.
266
00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:01,606
You see this?
Now he's just taunting me.
267
00:16:01,815 --> 00:16:03,650
- Would you switch seats with me?
- No.
268
00:16:03,817 --> 00:16:04,860
- Dad.
- No!
269
00:16:08,029 --> 00:16:09,489
Alrighty.
270
00:16:09,656 --> 00:16:13,702
Dad, it's time to look in my eyes
and pay attention.
271
00:16:14,619 --> 00:16:17,497
Now, you either
switch seats with me now,
272
00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:20,709
or so help me, you're going over
that railing like a little rag doll.
273
00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:24,546
Fair enough.
274
00:16:28,925 --> 00:16:30,385
Sorry.
275
00:16:30,594 --> 00:16:32,137
He was right under the vent.
276
00:16:32,304 --> 00:16:34,598
Oh, really? Because I'm roasting.
277
00:16:34,765 --> 00:16:36,516
Would you mind
switching seats with me?
278
00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:40,270
Sure. Sure.
279
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:46,985
I'm back.
280
00:16:48,236 --> 00:16:50,822
- How'd it go?
- Let's just say I'm not allowed
281
00:16:50,989 --> 00:16:54,242
within 50 feet
of Mary from Cedar Rapids.
282
00:16:55,744 --> 00:16:58,663
Well, we should probably get some
sleep so we can hit the road early.
283
00:16:58,872 --> 00:17:01,875
Fine. I can't wait
to get the hell out of here.
284
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:07,130
- Couldn't get twin beds, huh?
- This is all they had.
285
00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:09,091
What's the difference?
286
00:17:09,257 --> 00:17:12,052
If you're gonna have me,
you're gonna have me.
287
00:17:12,219 --> 00:17:15,514
Listen, I'm sorry we
couldn't both win.
288
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:19,351
- Yeah, right.
- Well, good night.
289
00:17:26,983 --> 00:17:29,528
You know, it was my money.
290
00:17:32,197 --> 00:17:33,406
What was?
291
00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:36,284
The money you used
to win your money.
292
00:17:36,451 --> 00:17:40,580
- So?
- So nothing. I'm just saying.
293
00:17:48,797 --> 00:17:50,590
I'm just saying it was my money.
294
00:17:51,591 --> 00:17:54,010
- If you got a problem, just say so.
- No, I got no problem.
295
00:17:54,177 --> 00:17:56,388
I mean, it's just a little weird,
you know? I mean,
296
00:17:56,555 --> 00:17:59,307
you wouldn't let me use my money,
but it was okay for you to use it.
297
00:17:59,474 --> 00:18:01,184
Okay, good, got it.
No problem, good night.
298
00:18:03,311 --> 00:18:06,189
I told you, I only used your money
because I didn't have any more cash.
299
00:18:06,356 --> 00:18:10,152
Well, sweet Roy Malloy, that was
some lucky money, wasn't it?
300
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,403
So, what are you saying?
301
00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:13,905
The money you gave me
was destined to win $1,700,
302
00:18:14,072 --> 00:18:16,408
no matter who bet it
or what they bet on?
303
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:20,996
That's exactly what I'm saying.
304
00:18:21,538 --> 00:18:24,374
- Man, you are ridiculous.
- Oh, am I? You know what?
305
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:27,085
Well, then, maybe I'll just sleep
on the sofa, okay?
306
00:18:27,252 --> 00:18:29,713
You are unbelievable, man.
Unbelievable.
307
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,883
All right, all right,
enough already, huh? Just...
308
00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:35,385
Just come back to bed.
309
00:18:37,971 --> 00:18:39,014
Oh, no, no, no.
310
00:18:39,181 --> 00:18:42,058
I wouldn't want you to have to sleep
with somebody you find ridiculous.
311
00:18:42,225 --> 00:18:45,353
All right, then, fine. Fine.
Do what you want.
312
00:18:45,562 --> 00:18:48,190
I didn't even wanna come here
in the first place.
313
00:18:48,774 --> 00:18:51,985
I was looking forward
to a nice evening at the theatre
314
00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:56,114
until you dragged me
to this city of sin.
315
00:18:56,323 --> 00:19:00,160
Oh, please. You wanted to come,
you were just afraid to tell Carrie.
316
00:19:00,327 --> 00:19:02,537
I am not afraid of Carrie, okay?
I fear no man.
317
00:19:02,704 --> 00:19:04,748
Oh, yeah?
318
00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:07,667
Then how come you couldn't tell her
you wanted to go gambling?
319
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:10,253
- How come?
- I was trying to spare her feelings.
320
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,464
- Yeah, right.
- It is right.
321
00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:15,550
That's bull. And on top of
everything else, I had to lie to Kelly
322
00:19:15,717 --> 00:19:17,886
because you were afraid
she'd tell Carrie about this.
323
00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:20,263
You know,
I don't like lying to my wife.
324
00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:22,349
Doesn't make me feel too good.
325
00:19:22,557 --> 00:19:25,185
Oh, "I don't like lying to my wife.
326
00:19:25,685 --> 00:19:28,688
Lying makes my tummy ache."
327
00:19:30,148 --> 00:19:33,151
Hey, you keep that up, I might
call Kelly and tell her we're here.
328
00:19:33,318 --> 00:19:34,736
Go ahead.
329
00:19:34,945 --> 00:19:37,155
- Well, maybe I will.
- You know what? Do it. Go ahead.
330
00:19:37,322 --> 00:19:40,951
- Well, fine. Well, here I go.
- Go, go, go.
331
00:19:43,578 --> 00:19:45,872
Yeah, hey, Kel, it's me. Listen,
332
00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:49,167
remember what I told you before about
us having another delivery to do?
333
00:19:52,963 --> 00:19:54,881
Well, actually, we didn't have
another delivery.
334
00:19:55,048 --> 00:19:56,883
We went to Atlantic City to gamble.
335
00:19:57,050 --> 00:20:00,053
I was bluffing!
336
00:20:00,512 --> 00:20:05,934
Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't tell you
before, but, hey, I won $1,700.
337
00:20:06,226 --> 00:20:08,979
I love you too. All right.
338
00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:11,940
Kelly says hi.
339
00:20:12,149 --> 00:20:14,192
She's gonna call Carrie,
she's gonna call Carrie.
340
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:17,946
That's all right, I'm on it. I'll
just call Carrie first and confess.
341
00:20:18,113 --> 00:20:21,324
She'll be mad at me, but at least
I'll get credit for coming clean.
342
00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:23,118
Better hurry. Kelly's a yenta.
343
00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:25,787
I'll tell her what I did
waS very wrong,
344
00:20:25,954 --> 00:20:28,206
I learned an important lesson,
blah, blah, blah,
345
00:20:28,373 --> 00:20:31,293
and with any luck,
this'll blow over by Thursday.
346
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:32,502
Hey, honey.
347
00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:35,172
- Hey, baby. I miss you.
- Yeah, yeah. I miss you too.
348
00:20:35,338 --> 00:20:38,258
- How was the show?
- Oh, it was a nightmare.
349
00:20:38,425 --> 00:20:41,094
I brought my father, one of the
lawyers was there from my firm...
350
00:20:41,261 --> 00:20:44,222
Yeah, that's brutal. Listen, anyway...
351
00:20:44,431 --> 00:20:47,184
Hang on, honey, I have another call.
Hold on one second.
352
00:20:48,935 --> 00:20:50,187
- Doug?
- Yeah?
353
00:20:50,395 --> 00:20:52,439
Kelly wants to tell me
one quick thing. Hold on.
354
00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:56,443
No, wait, wait.
Car... Carrie? Carrie?!
355
00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:59,488
Carrie, I was bad!
356
00:20:59,654 --> 00:21:02,115
Carrie!
357
00:21:05,316 --> 00:21:06,859
Hit me.
358
00:21:10,946 --> 00:21:12,656
Hit me again.
359
00:21:16,911 --> 00:21:18,537
One more time.
360
00:21:18,704 --> 00:21:21,999
Oh, yes. Finally. Yeah.
361
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:23,834
That's 23.
362
00:21:38,759 --> 00:21:44,759
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