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Arthur, what are you doing?
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What does it look like I'm doing,
Einstein?
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It looks like you're unloading
dirty dishes, Einstein.
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They're clean, Einstein.
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No, they're dirty.
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I just loaded them
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and I went to the store
to get a box of detergent, Einstein.
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Well, why didn't you leave
a note saying that, Einstein?
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- All right, stop calling me Einstein.
- Stop calling me Einstein.
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No big deal, okay? We'll just reload
the dishwasher and wash them.
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Okay, now, which of these
did you already put away?
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Let's see. I definitely remember
putting away a blue bowl
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with big white and yellow
sunflowers on it.
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Okay, we don't own anything
close to that.
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- We might have a problem.
- Then we have no other choice.
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We're just gonna have to wash
everything we own.
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- This never happened.
- Right-o.
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Really? God, it must be so annoying
when they do that.
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Hey.
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All right, so we're off for tonight,
I guess.
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Are Deacon and Kelly cancelling?
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Yeah, they can't get a sitter.
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All right, you know what?
We'll just do our own thing.
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Hey, you wanna go
to the batting cages?
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Batting cages? Batting cages?
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- To the batting cages?
- That sounds like fun.
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What sounds like a fun idea?
Batting cages?
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So we'll just come by at 7.
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Why are we coming by at 7, Carrie?
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Carrie, Carrie, Carrie?
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Carrie, Carrie, Carrie?
Carrie, why, Carrie...?
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Could you hang on a second?
Would you shut up?
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- Just let me know what's happening.
- They invited us over for game night.
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- There's no game on tonight.
- Board games, okay?
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So we'll see you at 7.
Should we pick up deli?
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Board games, board games?
No, batting cages.
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All right, all right,
we'll see you then.
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Okay, bye-bye.
My God, are you annoying.
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- Well, why do you agree to that?
- What?
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She thought game night would be fun.
What was I gonna say?
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You say, "No, Kelly, you're wrong,
it won't be fun."
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Could you stop making
a production out of this?
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Richie and Donna are coming too.
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We'll sit, we'll drink,
we'll play board games.
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Big deal.
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Game night.
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More like gay night.
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Okay.
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And on that incredibly clever note,
could you go take a shower?
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Well, Douglas, sounds
like you got yourself
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roped into one deadly evening.
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- Game night, brutal.
- You see?
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Just go get ready.
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Unfortunate timing too.
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I just fell into two tickets
to the Knicks-Lakers game tonight.
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Really? How did you get those?
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They were a gift from my friend Willy
over at Swifty's Dry Cleaners.
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Apparently his regular client,
a certain Mr. Latrell Sprewell,
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had a nasty cranberry juice stain
on his felt hat,
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which Willy was able to remove.
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Willy happens to owe me a favour.
Long story short, Section 4, Row A.
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I'm sorry you couldn't make it.
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Carrie? Knicks-Lakers.
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All right, fine, go.
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Thank you, I love you. I'm in, baby.
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This is awkward.
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Truth be told,
I don't know anyone named Willy.
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I only made up the story to taunt you,
and it obviously backfired on me.
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My apologies.
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That was a rough one.
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- Ice cream.
- Cone?
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Ice cream.
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Chocolate, vanilla, scoop, dessert.
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Ice cream.
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Flavours, sundae,
Tom Carvel, Cookie Puss.
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Come on, I need more here.
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Ice cream.
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I mean another word, Doug.
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Time's up.
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- What the hell was it?
- It was truck.
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Ice cream truck. You know,
Good Humor with the bell?
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It was a good clue.
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Doug, you drive a
truck for a living.
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How about,
"What I drive for a living?"
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That would've been another way
to go with it.
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What's the score?
What's the score?
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- It's 18 for you guys and 19 for us.
- All right.
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Twenty-five wins.
So next round's for the money.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Whoa, whoa, where are we?
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Let's just say you're well in third.
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Yeah, okay.
This is where we make our move.
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- That's right.
- You ready there, Rich?
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Flip it.
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Clock's ticking.
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How about a clue, Rich?
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Say something.
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Time.
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It was turtle.
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So why didn't you give me a clue?
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I thought of one
but it had "turtle" in it.
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- All right, good strategy.
- Well, folks, this could be it.
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- For the win.
- Bring it.
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- You ready?
- Yeah, go.
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A famous ruin in Italy.
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- Tower of Pisa.
- No.
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- Nassau...
- The Coliseum.
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Yeah.
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- Peppermint.
- Peppermint.
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Peppermint twist.
Peppermint schnapps.
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- Yes.
- The Colorado...
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- River.
- No.
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- Colorado...
- Time.
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- It was Rockies?
- Yeah, but...
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I thought we had more time.
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Yeah, it goes fast, doesn't it?
Okay, honey, come on, our turn.
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Hey, it turned out to be
a fun night after all.
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Yeah. Fun night, yeah.
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Especially because it looked like
we were gonna lose, then:
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Turned itself right around
out of nowhere.
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Yeah.
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By the way, I promised Kelly a rematch
at our house on Friday. Is that cool?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
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You know what I really love
about being married to you?
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Not having to pay for sex?
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Yeah, that's good too. No.
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What I meant was that
we're always there for each other.
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You know, to talk.
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To admit stuff.
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Why? You have something
you wanna admit?
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Me?
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Yeah, yes, yes.
Yes, as a matter of fact, yes, I do.
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Well, what is it?
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Well, tonight, at
Deacon and Kelly's...
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Yeah?
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I stole a bar of soap.
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You stole soap? Why?
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Well, it wasn't just regular soap.
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It was one of those nice
decorative ones.
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Looked like a seashell.
Had to have it.
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So where is it?
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It's gone.
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I washed my hands with it
and now it's gone.
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So you didn't actually steal it,
you just used it.
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Well, either way,
I was very, very wrong.
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I wouldn't worry too much about it.
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Feels good to get that
off my chest, though.
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What a relief.
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Once again,
I'm good with the man upstairs.
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How about you? You got anything?
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No.
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When we were driving home,
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I gave her every possible chance
to come clean, and nothing.
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You know, like it never happened.
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She just sat there like ice.
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I don't know. You think
I'm making too much of this?
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- What do you think?
- Well, I don't know.
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Maybe I'd have more
of an opinion
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if I'd been invited to this
little game night.
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Don't look at me,
Kelly put the thing together.
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I had nothing to do with it.
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You're lucky you missed it.
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Oh, yeah, I feel lucky.
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I got to stay home, eat Cheetos
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and watch the E! True HollywoodStory of Leif Garrett.
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Will you listen to me?
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It was a couples thing, okay?
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You and a Furby don't count.
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Will you just give me your opinion?
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Fine. I think you're overreacting.
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So she cheated at a board game.
That's not so terrible.
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You don't get it, do you?
I've been with her for six years.
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I thought I knew her. I thought I knew
everything about her.
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Now I feel like
I hardly know her at all.
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I mean, if we went on
The Newlywed Game,
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we'd come in last.
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Actually, first,
because she'd probably cheat.
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This is just so weird. I don't know
what the hell's going on here.
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- Wait, I know what the problem is.
- What?
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I made a comment to Kelly last week
and I think she took it racially.
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That's why she didn't invite me.
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It was delicious fried chicken.
I shouldn't say anything?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You're late.
- Yeah.
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I just stopped off
and had a beer with Spence.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, we were just talking,
just chitchatting.
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Did you know
he's got a third nipple?
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- Wow, that's a weird one.
- Yeah.
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Threw me too.
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Listen, I'm kind of beat.
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So I'm just gonna grab a beer and hang
out in the living room till dinner.
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- You all right with that?
- Sure.
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You can also pee if you want.
You don't have to ask.
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I might take you up on that.
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Man, my pockets are just stuffed,
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so I'm gonna leave everything here for
now. If that's all right, you know.
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What have I even got here?
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Gosh, I've got some keys.
What else?
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Jolly Rancher gum, look at that.
You ever chew this stuff?
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I know why he's jolly.
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And all this bundle of cash.
203
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I don't even know how much is there,
you know.
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Who's got time to count nowadays?
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Anyhoo, all right, so I'm gonna
go crash on the couch now.
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You do what you gotta do, and you
and I, we'll regroup later, okay?
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- You got it, Butch.
- Okay.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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Forgot my beer.
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Nothing like a little alcohol
to pull you under, huh?
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I got a beer.
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Oh, my God.
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What are you doing?
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I think the question here is,
"What are you doing?"
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I'm trying to cook dinner.
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Oh, really? What are we having,
Cash Foo Yung?
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I was just moving your crap.
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What the hell is going on?
Why are you watching me?
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Because... I saw you cheat
at game night.
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What? What are you talking about?
That's crazy.
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Carrie, I saw you do it.
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I saw you flip over the timer when
Deacon and Kelly were about to win.
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What? Would you stop?
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It fell and I put it back.
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- Maybe the wrong way.
- Yeah, fell, okay.
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How do you explain you
picking up the card,
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looking at it and putting it back?
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I did no... Excuse me, you gave me
a good clue so I got the answer.
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Oh, please, the word was "snorkel"
and my clue was "that curvy thing."
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You see, I got the image.
We had a good thing going there.
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Carrie.
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All right, fine.
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So I turned over the timer and
looked at the stupid card. Big deal.
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You don't think it's a big deal?
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Let me tell you,
I think it is a big deal.
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Because I've been walking
for two days
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worried that my wife is some sneaky,
shifty little sicko.
239
00:13:01,842 --> 00:13:04,970
Oh, so that's why
you decided to lay your trap for me
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with your enticing $12
in singles, huh?
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00:13:09,516 --> 00:13:11,226
Where are the video cameras?
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00:13:11,393 --> 00:13:13,353
- Are you wired?
- All right, stop, stop.
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00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,855
Okay, listen to me.
244
00:13:15,064 --> 00:13:18,358
All right, that was stupid, I admit
it, but I was worried about you.
245
00:13:18,525 --> 00:13:19,777
You're worried about me?
246
00:13:19,943 --> 00:13:21,528
Maybe you should worry
about yourself.
247
00:13:21,737 --> 00:13:23,072
What do you mean?
248
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,782
Excuse me,
when we go to the Sizzler,
249
00:13:24,948 --> 00:13:26,867
you don't steal
from the salad bar?
250
00:13:27,951 --> 00:13:31,747
Any shrimp that falls on the ice
is up for grabs.
251
00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:35,959
And besides,
the Sizzlers are not our friends.
252
00:13:36,168 --> 00:13:37,753
Look, did anybody get hurt?
253
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,296
No, we all had a good time.
254
00:13:39,463 --> 00:13:43,842
And we'll all have a good time again
this Friday, so just drop it, okay?
255
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:47,054
Having another game night
on Friday?
256
00:13:47,721 --> 00:13:49,890
- Yeah.
- Damn.
257
00:13:50,057 --> 00:13:51,475
What?
258
00:13:51,642 --> 00:13:53,727
Well, I was feeling badly about
259
00:13:53,894 --> 00:13:56,814
my cruel practical joke
the other night regarding the Knicks,
260
00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,441
so as a gesture of Goodwill,
I went down to the Garden
261
00:13:59,608 --> 00:14:02,694
and I purchased two tickets
for Friday night's game.
262
00:14:03,028 --> 00:14:04,571
Really?
263
00:14:05,072 --> 00:14:06,698
That was very nice of you, Arthur.
264
00:14:06,907 --> 00:14:08,700
Mind you, they're not great seats
265
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:12,329
but they're the best I could do
on such short notice.
266
00:14:12,496 --> 00:14:15,791
Unfortunately, I didn't know you
had another game night scheduled.
267
00:14:15,999 --> 00:14:18,585
You know what? I don't feel
like going to game night on Friday.
268
00:14:18,752 --> 00:14:20,379
So count me in, my little friend.
269
00:14:22,131 --> 00:14:24,007
Once again, this is awkward.
270
00:14:30,556 --> 00:14:32,808
Game night, let's get things rolling.
271
00:14:34,059 --> 00:14:36,937
How about some Oppo-Zoppo?
The game where opposites attract.
272
00:14:37,146 --> 00:14:41,650
- What else you got?
- Naught-T where the letter T is taboo
273
00:14:41,817 --> 00:14:45,571
or Baby Talk, which is actually
too annoying to even consider.
274
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:48,365
Oppo-Zoppo sounds fun.
275
00:14:48,574 --> 00:14:50,367
All right, well, let's just Oppo
some Zoppo.
276
00:14:50,534 --> 00:14:52,453
Who says we have
to play board games at all?
277
00:14:53,036 --> 00:14:54,580
You guys wanna light
bags of dog crap
278
00:14:54,747 --> 00:14:56,623
and leave them on
people's porches?
279
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,128
What are you talking about?
We had fun last time.
280
00:15:01,295 --> 00:15:03,630
Yeah, besides,
you can't just win and walk away.
281
00:15:03,797 --> 00:15:05,591
We got business to take care of.
282
00:15:05,799 --> 00:15:08,052
- All right, let's get things rolling.
- Break it out.
283
00:15:08,218 --> 00:15:09,720
Guys? Guys?
284
00:15:09,928 --> 00:15:12,097
- Guys, guys, guys.
- What?
285
00:15:12,264 --> 00:15:16,477
I have a confession to make.
286
00:15:17,144 --> 00:15:20,939
Last week, when we were playing,
287
00:15:21,106 --> 00:15:24,276
I think I may have cheated.
288
00:15:25,569 --> 00:15:30,074
Actually, I did cheat. I did.
289
00:15:31,617 --> 00:15:34,286
You cheated? How did you cheat?
290
00:15:34,495 --> 00:15:36,455
I flipped over the timer,
I looked at a card,
291
00:15:36,622 --> 00:15:40,167
I told you one of your right answers
were wrong.
292
00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:43,087
I just got caught up.
It was really stupid. I'm very sorry.
293
00:15:45,297 --> 00:15:48,342
Hey, Carrie, don't even worry
about it. It's not a big deal.
294
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:51,178
Yeah, it's no big deal, you know.
295
00:15:53,097 --> 00:15:54,515
So you guys are not mad?
296
00:15:54,723 --> 00:15:55,974
- No.
- No.
297
00:15:56,183 --> 00:15:57,810
How could we be mad?
You're Carrie.
298
00:15:58,018 --> 00:15:59,937
- It's really fine, hon.
- Let's Oppo-Zoppo.
299
00:16:00,104 --> 00:16:02,064
- Let's do this.
- Knock it out.
300
00:16:03,857 --> 00:16:05,692
Box.
301
00:16:05,859 --> 00:16:08,028
- Box.
- Spring.
302
00:16:08,195 --> 00:16:09,571
- Oppo-Zoppo.
- Fall.
303
00:16:09,738 --> 00:16:11,281
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
304
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:13,242
- Yeah.
- I guess you found your game, Rich.
305
00:16:13,409 --> 00:16:15,244
I was beginning to think
you didn't have one.
306
00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:17,955
Well, any game that gets Donna
jumping up and down is for me.
307
00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:19,540
- Oh, stop.
- Hey, hey.
308
00:16:19,707 --> 00:16:21,917
- You're two points away from winning.
- Let me see.
309
00:16:22,126 --> 00:16:24,503
Check it out, you got 48,
they got 40 and we only have 36.
310
00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,004
- We better get on.
- Yeah, baby.
311
00:16:26,171 --> 00:16:28,048
- We're gonna beat you.
- What's up?
312
00:16:28,215 --> 00:16:30,092
No.
313
00:16:32,761 --> 00:16:34,847
- Bye. Thanks for having us.
- See you guys later.
314
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:37,141
- Great time.
- Not a problem.
315
00:16:37,349 --> 00:16:39,810
You guys are 2-0, but next time,
you're going down.
316
00:16:40,018 --> 00:16:42,062
- Yeah, you know where we live.
- It's just a game.
317
00:16:42,229 --> 00:16:43,814
Who cares who wins, right?
Bye-bye.
318
00:16:43,981 --> 00:16:45,232
What is wrong with you?
319
00:16:45,441 --> 00:16:48,610
- I don't know.
- You're unbelievable.
320
00:16:48,819 --> 00:16:51,321
You know, peeking at cards,
moving our thing extra spaces.
321
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,741
Once I started to look for it,
it was quite a show.
322
00:16:54,825 --> 00:16:56,535
And what was that
whole confession about?
323
00:16:56,702 --> 00:16:58,245
Was that just to
throw them off track?
324
00:16:58,454 --> 00:17:00,289
No, I meant that.
325
00:17:00,456 --> 00:17:02,249
You know, when I said it.
326
00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:03,709
And then you still cheated.
327
00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:07,212
Well, I wouldn't have had to
if you had given me one decent clue.
328
00:17:07,421 --> 00:17:10,716
Now, I understand, so it's my poor
Oppo-Zoppo skills that have forced you
329
00:17:10,883 --> 00:17:12,468
to become a pathological liar.
330
00:17:12,634 --> 00:17:15,471
- Got it.
- I am not a liar, I'm a cheater.
331
00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:18,265
My bad.
332
00:17:18,474 --> 00:17:20,100
What do you want from me?
333
00:17:20,267 --> 00:17:23,062
I agree with you.
I know this is wrong.
334
00:17:23,228 --> 00:17:25,189
It's just that
in the heat of the game,
335
00:17:25,355 --> 00:17:28,317
something comes over me, you know.
I can't stand the thought of losing,
336
00:17:28,484 --> 00:17:30,736
so I just... I snap.
337
00:17:30,903 --> 00:17:32,905
I know it's so stupid.
338
00:17:35,908 --> 00:17:38,827
A least now I understand why you
always beat me at Scrabble.
339
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:42,289
Oh, actually, that's all you.
340
00:17:43,457 --> 00:17:48,003
You were right.
I am just a sneaky, little shifty...
341
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,755
What did you call me? A dingo?
342
00:17:49,963 --> 00:17:53,050
No, a sicko. Sicko.
343
00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:54,426
You're not, you're not.
344
00:17:54,593 --> 00:17:56,845
Look, you're not a dishonest person,
Carrie.
345
00:17:57,012 --> 00:18:01,100
You just have this one
very weird problem.
346
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:04,311
Let's just hope it's this one thing.
347
00:18:04,728 --> 00:18:07,523
- Just in case, watch your back.
- I will.
348
00:18:09,817 --> 00:18:12,403
I have a headache.
I'm gonna go upstairs to bed.
349
00:18:13,153 --> 00:18:16,365
- Okay. I'll be up in a little bit.
- Okay.
350
00:18:18,409 --> 00:18:20,911
Hey, you think I should call
everybody and confess again?
351
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,664
No, no, no. Please, let's
not go back to that well.
352
00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:27,418
What's going on?
353
00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:29,628
Oh, it's Carrie.
354
00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:32,005
Weirdest thing, I mean,
every time we get together
355
00:18:32,172 --> 00:18:35,467
to play board games, she cheats.
356
00:18:35,676 --> 00:18:37,594
She cheats? My little girl?
357
00:18:37,761 --> 00:18:41,181
- That's impossible.
- Arthur, I've seen her do it.
358
00:18:41,348 --> 00:18:42,683
No, no.
359
00:18:42,891 --> 00:18:45,060
She may put some cotton in
her bra from time to time,
360
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:47,604
but she does not cheat
at board games.
361
00:18:47,813 --> 00:18:49,732
- She admitted it.
- Really?
362
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:53,318
- Yeah.
- That's so unlike her.
363
00:18:53,527 --> 00:18:57,448
When she was a little girl,
we used to play games all the time.
364
00:18:57,656 --> 00:18:59,366
And she was never like this?
365
00:18:59,575 --> 00:19:01,994
No, goodness, no.
366
00:19:02,161 --> 00:19:05,831
She was always so sweet,
so considerate.
367
00:19:05,998 --> 00:19:08,917
Oh, the fun we used to have.
368
00:19:10,878 --> 00:19:13,922
One, two, three, four, five.
369
00:19:17,676 --> 00:19:19,344
Are you sure you wanna go there,
darling?
370
00:19:19,553 --> 00:19:21,346
I think so, Daddy.
371
00:19:21,555 --> 00:19:23,348
All right then.
372
00:19:27,728 --> 00:19:30,606
You lose. Sorry.
373
00:19:30,814 --> 00:19:32,941
Loser! Winner!
374
00:19:34,777 --> 00:19:38,280
Too bad, chump. Maybe next time.
375
00:19:39,156 --> 00:19:41,784
I'm number one!
I'm number one!
376
00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:44,078
I'm number one!
I'm number one!
377
00:19:44,244 --> 00:19:46,830
Yeah!
378
00:19:51,418 --> 00:19:53,420
Oh, the fun we had.
379
00:19:54,254 --> 00:19:56,090
Good memories.
380
00:19:56,340 --> 00:20:00,302
Well, sorry I couldn't shed more light
on this, Douglas.
381
00:20:05,057 --> 00:20:08,936
Honey, I think I know
what's going on. Honey?
382
00:20:20,693 --> 00:20:22,528
You sure
you wanna move there, darling?
383
00:20:23,821 --> 00:20:25,239
I think so.
384
00:20:30,661 --> 00:20:32,580
I'm sorry, dear,
you seem to have lost.
385
00:20:32,789 --> 00:20:34,874
But that's perfectly all right.
386
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,627
Yes, it is, because I'm still
a good and valuable person.
387
00:20:37,835 --> 00:20:43,341
Indeed, you are.
That being said: "Winner, loser!"
388
00:20:47,678 --> 00:20:50,098
Okay, let's try it again.
389
00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:59,923
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