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Come on, Stan.
That's enough sniffing.
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How about some action?
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Doug. Fine-looking lady, 12:00.
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Look at the walking sticks on her.
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She's the A train and it's a
lucky man who's holding a token.
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All aboard!
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You know what I'm saying, huh?
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Yeah, she's pretty cute.
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- What did you say?
- I'm agreeing with you, she's cute.
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You're putting me in a very
uncomfortable position here, Douglas.
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- What?
- You're married to my daughter
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and you're ogling another woman
right in front of me?
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How dare you!
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I'm just trying to walk my dog.
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Fine!
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Sweet charity,
that's a tasty-looking lamb chop.
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You with me?
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- Hey, boy.
- Moose.
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Thought you weren't
getting here till, like, 8.
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We could've got here at 8,
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but then it'd be too late
to sit at the Met game.
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The Mets, tonight?
I could kiss you on the mouth.
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Excuse me,
I'm the one who bought the tickets.
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Gotta go, gents.
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Yeah, let me just leave a note
for Carrie.
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Hey, did you know beers are 5.50
at Shea now?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, they're free here.
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I had the worst day.
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You did, huh?
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You want to
very quickly tell me about it?
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My firm just won that big airline
case, which I worked 2,000 hours on
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and my boss walks
around the office
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and thanks everybody personally
by name.
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Did I get a thanks?
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I hope so.
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No, I got a, "Where's my bagel?"
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I was so ticked off that I stole
a bottle of Wite-Out
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and it opened in my purse.
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- Hug, honey?
- Oh, yeah, sure. Come here.
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Yeah. There you go. You feel better?
That's good, huh? Yeah.
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Yeah. Massage?
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Okay, why am I the one
who has to smuggle beer in?
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Because you're oddly shaped as it is.
Now suck in your stomach.
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Okay, cold beer. Cold!
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Hey, what's taking Doug so long?
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Honey, that feels so good.
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You're my official rub boy
for the rest of the night.
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Okay, stop it, stop it,
you're in the eye.
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- Hi, Carrie.
- Hi.
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Doug? It's a quarter of.
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What's up?
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Spence got us Met tickets.
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It's all here in the note.
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Why didn't you just tell me?
Why'd you let me keep babbling?
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Because I care about you,
you know?
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I also care about the Mets,
so I was torn.
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Go have fun. Go.
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- Really? Yeah?
- Yes. Yeah, go.
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Okay.
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You should call a friend
and go out too. Have a good time.
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Yeah, maybe. I'll see.
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We always said Friday night
was friend night.
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Honey, would you just go?
I'll be fine.
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- I love--
- Doug!
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Coming now!
See you later, okay?
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Hey, Kel, it's me. Listen,
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wanna go grab
some dinner tonight?
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Oh, I don't mind going with you
and the kids.
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You promised them
Chuck E. Cheese, huh?
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Hey, Lynn. I know we haven't
talked for three years,
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but I gotta tell you...
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I don't even remember
what our fight was about.
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Okay, Lynn?
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Lynn. Ly... Lynn?
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Lynn.
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Okay, fine. You know what?
You're still a slut.
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- Hey, you.
- Hey, how was the game?
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Oh, it was great. Extra innings, which
means... let's face it, I ate more.
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I'm guessing
you didn't go out tonight.
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No.
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Wow, that's a lot of gumballs.
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It's pretty easy
once you get the edges.
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Still.
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I thought you were gonna call
one of your friends.
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- I don't have any friends.
- What are you talking about?
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- You have friends.
- No, I did.
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Now they all have babies
or they hate me or I hate them.
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You know, why don't we just forget
this whole "friend night" thing
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and you and I just hang out
on Friday night?
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That's certainly one way to go.
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Or we keep friend night
and we find you a friend, huh?
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Find me a friend. Okay, that doesn't
make me sound too pathetic.
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You know what? I just remembered.
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There's a woman
who just moved in down the street.
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- So?
- It's fate. Hi, fate.
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Hey. Neighbours.
Just came by to say howdy.
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What? Yes.
Yes, thank you very much.
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I'm sorry,
I'll be with you in two seconds.
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I just need to find my...
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I'm sorry, what?
You're neighbours?
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Yes, indeed.
Doug and Carrie Heffernan.
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Just came by to welcome you
to the 'hood.
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- Hi. I'm Carrie.
- Hi, hi, hi.
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Got a name there?
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Yeah. Oh, sorry. Yeah.
Jessica Wicks.
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- I'm sorry, I'm so frazzled, it's just--
- Hey.
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I've spent the last two days
moving out of my loft,
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which I had every right to keep,
but you know what?
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My ex-husband can have it,
he can enjoy it.
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With any luck, he'll trip and split
his head open on the coffee table.
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This is nice.
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Oh, there they are.
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Oh, hey, smoker, honey, huh?
Carrie here used to be a big smoker.
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Still would be too, but she
started to cough up black stuff.
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Ah, but she loved it.
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- So, what house you in?
- 8013. Just down the block.
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Oh, wait a minute. There was a really
cute guy who came out of 8017.
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- Freak.
- Really?
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He has a rabbit and he walks it.
You'll see him.
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Shoot, I was hoping
for a piece of that.
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Me too.
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Oh, kidding, honey.
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Hey, look at this, you both wanna
sleep with the same guy.
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Hey, I'll watch the rabbit.
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- Douglas.
- Arthur.
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Thank God it's dinnertime.
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TGID, right?
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What?
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Never mind. Never mind.
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- So you have a good day?
- Oh, yeah, very busy.
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Long story short, all the shag carpet
is now the same length.
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Hey, where's the food?
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I don't know.
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It's usually just right here.
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- What do we do?
- I don't know.
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What do we do?
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Hey, I know about as much
as you do right now.
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- Carrie?
- Sweetheart?
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Carrie?
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Douglas, is there a plan B?
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Are you kidding me?
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They're huge,
and she still says they're real.
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Oh, stop.
They still have the price tag on them.
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- Hi, sweetie. Hi, Dad.
- Hey.
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Hiya, Doug. Hi, Mr. Spooner.
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- Please, call me Dutch.
- Sorry we're late.
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We were shopping, and we picked up
Greek food from a place Jess knows.
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So you guys
were together again today.
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Hey, I did a pretty good job. I got a
natural ability for this, don't I?
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It's a gift. It's a gift.
It really is.
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God gave me the gift.
I got the power!
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So this morning, I'm scanning
bar codes with the new 826 for...
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It's gotta be, like, half the morning,
right? I scan, send it out.
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Scan, send it out.
Then, I check down. Finally, I...
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Which sauce goes
on these lumpy balls?
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Lumpy balls? White stuff.
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Thank you.
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Anyway, I look down at the data bank
and there's nothing.
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There's no data.
And the packages, they're out there.
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They're gone, right?
So I don't even...
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Oh, my God. This is awesome.
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I know, I know.
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Can you believe there is a place this
good in that skeevy little mini-mall?
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I know. You know what?
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This goes to show you,
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we should try that gynaecologist
on the second floor.
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- You first.
- You first, lady girl.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
What were you saying?
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Okay. So the packages,
they're gone, right?
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Without a shred of data.
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Oh, and by the way, this all happening
on a day when we're a man short.
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- So, what I do is...
- Oh, it's me.
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- Oh, do you mind?
- No, no, no.
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Just remember.
Scanner broken, man short.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi.
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It's Steve.
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- Yeah.
- Who's Steve?
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Who did she say Steve was?
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She didn't say.
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Steve Allen?
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It's her ex-husband.
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No, I do not have
your precious DVD player.
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I don't even know
what a DVD player is.
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- I have it.
- Good.
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So listen, I'm pulling into
a parking garage right now,
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so if I lose you I'll...
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Oh, you did not.
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Parking garage. I like that.
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I use tunnel, but I think people
are catching on to that one.
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Oh, yeah.
194
00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:49,131
So anyway, you were saying
about work, the scale at work?
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- Scanner.
- Right, the scanner.
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Okay, so, what happened?
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Okay, scanner broken,
man down, packages gone, right?
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Then, turns out, one of the packages
on the truck was full of scanners.
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- That's funny, baby.
- It is funny.
200
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Oh, sure, it's funny.
201
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Barrel of laughs, until little Jimmy
doesn't get his new bike.
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You don't understand the point
of the story.
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See, it's ironic that our scanner
went down
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and we sent out
a perfectly good box of scanners
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without scanning it.
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- That's not ironic.
- Yes, it is!
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Forget it. I'm getting a beer.
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So, what else did you get
besides the DVD player?
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His Soloflex and his insulin.
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- You didn't get the insulin.
- Yes, I did.
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Not a twist-off.
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No, Jess, you were totally right.
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Hey.
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No, I mean, if they screwed it up,
you shouldn't have to pay for it.
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I'm home.
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No, I've done that.
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About a year ago, they made my nails
look like crap and I just walked out.
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And then what'd she say?
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Really?
220
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So, what happened?
221
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She still talking to Jessica?
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Yeah.
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That young lady
is a breath of fresh air.
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Such passion, such joie de vivre.
225
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Something we could use
a little more of around here.
226
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What are you trying to say?
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That was not
your best package story last night.
228
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I was interrupted.
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Whatever helps you sleep at night.
230
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You're going out with your friends
Friday night, right?
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We didn't talk yet,
but I don't even--
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Yeah, I can go.
233
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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"Yeah, I can go.
Yeah, that sounds great. Yeah."
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Friday night. Out with the boys.
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Me and the boys...
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are out.
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What are we gonna do? There's gotta
be one movie that isn't sold out.
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I said we should've bought tickets
over the phone.
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That's gay.
241
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What is gay about buying tickets
over the phone?
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It just is.
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You know where Carrie
and Jessica went tonight?
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They went to a jazz club.
You believe that crap?
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00:13:58,622 --> 00:14:00,665
I like jazz.
246
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,924
Hey, Dougie.
247
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:13,637
Somebody's in a good mood.
I guess you really like jazz, huh?
248
00:14:13,804 --> 00:14:15,972
No, we left after 10 minutes,
we went bowling.
249
00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:17,808
Bowling? You hate bowling.
250
00:14:17,974 --> 00:14:19,851
I don't think you can call
what we did bowling.
251
00:14:20,018 --> 00:14:22,187
I think, combined,
we bowled, like, a 20.
252
00:14:22,354 --> 00:14:25,691
And, oh, by the way, I got hit on
by the shoe rental guy,
253
00:14:25,857 --> 00:14:28,443
so treat me right, baby.
254
00:14:29,861 --> 00:14:33,156
Car, could you come here for a sec?
255
00:14:33,323 --> 00:14:35,492
I think we need to have a little talk.
256
00:14:35,659 --> 00:14:37,869
Oh, sure.
257
00:14:38,036 --> 00:14:39,663
What's up?
258
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:42,207
If you had to think of one thing
missing from our marriage,
259
00:14:42,374 --> 00:14:44,167
what would that be?
260
00:14:44,376 --> 00:14:46,670
A commitment to dieting?
261
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,466
Fair enough.
But that's really just me.
262
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:54,594
I meant from us together,
like as a couple.
263
00:14:54,803 --> 00:14:57,723
- Foreplay?
- Again, more me.
264
00:14:59,224 --> 00:15:02,060
I'm gonna stop the bleeding here
and just tell you what's on my mind.
265
00:15:02,227 --> 00:15:03,854
There you go.
266
00:15:04,062 --> 00:15:06,356
I just think that if you
and I don't, you know,
267
00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:09,651
make an effort to spend
more quality time together,
268
00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:13,822
potentially, we could veer.
269
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:17,367
- Veer?
- Veer, yeah. Veer.
270
00:15:17,576 --> 00:15:21,621
Like, we started here, okay?
271
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,750
But lately,
we've kind of gone like this.
272
00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:28,045
What we need to do
is go back to here.
273
00:15:28,211 --> 00:15:32,924
Okay? Because when we're here,
I wanna be a part of this,
274
00:15:33,091 --> 00:15:35,260
but I'm over here...
275
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,096
so I can't.
276
00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:44,061
So, what you're saying is,
you hate Jessica.
277
00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:47,773
No, no, no. She's fine. She's fine.
278
00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:48,982
It's just that,
279
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,839
I think maybe it's
not such a good idea
280
00:15:50,865 --> 00:15:52,469
that you spend so
much time with her.
281
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,822
You're the one who dragged me down
the block so I could have a friend.
282
00:15:56,031 --> 00:15:57,532
I did want you to have a friend.
283
00:15:57,699 --> 00:16:00,160
I just didn't think
you'd be this good at it.
284
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,830
Well, yeah. Turns out that
I'm loveable. Who knew?
285
00:16:04,456 --> 00:16:07,709
Come on, all I'm saying is I wanna
spend some more time with you.
286
00:16:07,918 --> 00:16:09,753
- Okay, when?
- Tomorrow.
287
00:16:09,961 --> 00:16:11,963
- Can't do it.
- Come on.
288
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,966
Honey, I have to go buy a dress
for my work party.
289
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:17,052
You don't wanna come shopping
with me, do you?
290
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:19,179
Very much so. Yeah.
291
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,600
Listen, if you and I don't reconnect,
I feel a veer coming...
292
00:16:23,809 --> 00:16:25,852
Okay, don't do the hand thing again.
293
00:16:28,772 --> 00:16:31,108
Okay, what do you think of this one?
294
00:16:31,817 --> 00:16:33,402
The bows are kind of stupid, right?
295
00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:36,154
Well, I wouldn't call them stupid, no.
296
00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:39,032
Whimsical, yes. Unexpected, yes.
297
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:42,327
- Are you sure you wanna be here?
- Yes.
298
00:16:42,536 --> 00:16:44,705
You could go down
to the food court, get a Cinnabon.
299
00:16:44,913 --> 00:16:46,748
No, no, no.
300
00:16:46,915 --> 00:16:50,293
I mean, later, yes.
But together, as a couple.
301
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:53,005
Right now, I'm here
to help you pick out a dress.
302
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,049
Okay, I'm gonna go
try a few of these on.
303
00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:57,300
Hey, wow me.
304
00:17:01,096 --> 00:17:02,806
Well?
305
00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:05,934
That's nice.
306
00:17:11,106 --> 00:17:13,191
Nice too.
307
00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:20,365
Also nice.
308
00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:27,247
Oh, yes. Yup. There it is.
309
00:17:27,456 --> 00:17:29,041
Really? You like this? Really?
310
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,878
I love it. It's orange and blue.
Mets colours.
311
00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:34,755
I'll try another one.
312
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,936
Carrie. Doug.
313
00:17:50,145 --> 00:17:51,521
- Jessica?
- Hi.
314
00:17:51,772 --> 00:17:55,233
- Hi. This is so funny.
- I know.
315
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:58,987
- Isn't this funny? This is so funny.
- I know. What are you doing here?
316
00:17:59,196 --> 00:18:01,948
Oh, we're just looking for dresses
for my office party.
317
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:07,871
These dresses over here.
This, this, this and this.
318
00:18:09,081 --> 00:18:11,667
Well, for what it's worth,
I really love that flowered one.
319
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,628
- This one, yeah?
- Yeah. It's fabulous. Wrap it up.
320
00:18:15,837 --> 00:18:18,382
Not sure we're agreeing
with you there, Jessica.
321
00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:20,842
No? Oh, whatever.
322
00:18:21,009 --> 00:18:24,513
Okay, well, they don't have
what I need, so gotta go. See you.
323
00:18:25,681 --> 00:18:30,102
Well, I'm all set, honey.
Next stop, Cinnabon.
324
00:18:30,686 --> 00:18:33,188
- You called her, huh?
- Called who, honey?
325
00:18:33,397 --> 00:18:34,898
Called Jessica
from the dressing room.
326
00:18:35,065 --> 00:18:37,484
This was supposed to be our day
but you had to bring her.
327
00:18:37,693 --> 00:18:38,995
Yeah, that's what I
did, Doug,
328
00:18:39,021 --> 00:18:40,821
I called her from the
dressing room. Right.
329
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:43,615
Okay, fine, then I'll just
press redial on your phone.
330
00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:46,284
- See what happens, who called who.
- Stop it. Give it to me.
331
00:18:46,451 --> 00:18:47,953
- No, no, no.
- Would you stop it?
332
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,996
- No.
- Give it to me.
333
00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:53,041
- You're being stupid.
- Redial.
334
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:58,672
- Okay, it says I have to roam.
- Okay. Don't roam.
335
00:18:58,839 --> 00:19:00,215
I called her, all right?
336
00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:03,301
Fine. You know what? Then call her
back and have a great day together.
337
00:19:03,468 --> 00:19:07,180
Go shopping for dresses, go to
jazz clubs, date shoe-rental guys,
338
00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:08,807
whatever, I don't care, you know?
339
00:19:08,974 --> 00:19:11,601
And if you need me, sorry,
I'm taking a bus home.
340
00:19:11,768 --> 00:19:13,520
After a brief stop at Cinnabon.
341
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,662
Oh, my God, what have you done?
342
00:19:37,836 --> 00:19:39,838
Still working on that.
343
00:19:40,922 --> 00:19:42,966
Sorry.
344
00:19:43,175 --> 00:19:45,594
So how many did you have here?
345
00:19:46,136 --> 00:19:47,304
Four.
346
00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:52,726
I would've had five, but I dropped
one in front of Foot Locker.
347
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,688
So be honest with me.
348
00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:58,690
Okay. What?
349
00:19:58,899 --> 00:20:01,693
You like Jessica better than me,
don't you?
350
00:20:03,779 --> 00:20:07,074
Come on, you do.
You light up when she calls,
351
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,952
when she stops by,
you run over to her like a puppy.
352
00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:14,998
You laugh at her stories, which aren't
half as funny as my scanner story.
353
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,088
You know, I told it at
Cooper's, and by the way,
354
00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:19,820
it got a very nice response.
355
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:25,801
Doug, I don't like her better
than you. That's ridiculous.
356
00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:28,804
Prove it. Kill her.
357
00:20:34,393 --> 00:20:38,939
Look, I haven't had a friend in a
while, I admit I went a little nuts.
358
00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:40,941
But you shouldn't be threatened
by my friends,
359
00:20:41,108 --> 00:20:42,693
I'm not threatened by your friends.
360
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:48,573
Well, what about if I get
to keep my friends
361
00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:52,619
and you don't get any ever?
362
00:20:56,373 --> 00:20:57,749
All right, I threw it out there.
363
00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:00,293
I love you.
364
00:21:00,502 --> 00:21:02,254
I love you too.
365
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:05,507
So which dress did you pick?
Did you pick mine or Jessica's, huh?
366
00:21:05,716 --> 00:21:09,052
Neither. I got...
367
00:21:10,929 --> 00:21:12,931
this one.
368
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:15,100
Very nice.
369
00:21:15,267 --> 00:21:16,560
Celtics.
370
00:21:30,465 --> 00:21:32,425
Douglas?
371
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:37,389
- Douglas?
- What? Arthur, what's the matter?
372
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,307
Nothing, I just wanted to tell you
373
00:21:39,474 --> 00:21:42,644
I looked it up in the dictionary,
and you were right.
374
00:21:42,811 --> 00:21:45,605
That scanner story was ironic.
375
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:51,528
I thought "ironic" meant
"made entirely of iron."
376
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,703
- Good night, Arthur.
- Sleep tight.
377
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