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one of Hollywood's most popular tough guys, Damon Packard.

He stars in a movie called Reflections of Evil,

made in 1975.

Packard plays a half-Indian horse rancher

who has to fight off everything

from rustlers to gunslingers.

I made a film with him myself, he's a charming man.

Packard's career is one of the most unusual,

yet successful, in Hollywood.

Over 45 years as an actor,

he has appeared in maybe 92 movies

and dozens of episodic television shows.

What Bronson and Harris didn't know

was that Packard was a master of style

and that style of the film

was much more important than the script itself.

Anyhow, despite Packard's tough-guy image, in reality,

he's a very gentle person, lovely spirit.

That side of him has only been seen,

expressed in some of the movies

that were only made in Europe.

Once he came back to America,

he was sued by Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas,

spent some time in prison.

He's got a bullet scar on his shoulder to prove it.

Well, let's get started with our program.

First up is a trailer for Serta Mattress.

It starred Joey Heatherton.

I knew Joey.

She was a charming woman.

After the trailer, we'll go right

into our movie, Reflections.

And after the movie, I'll be back to wrap things up.

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His mortal patience on Bewitched,

in color on ABC.

* In September

Introducing some of the stars

on ABC's bright, new season.

Meet Music Scene.

See a weekly super concert.

- See you this fall on Music Scene.

Meet The New People.

They found their new world.

Watch what they make of it.

Meet George Hamilton

and Lana Turner, in Harold Robbins's The Survivors.

Ha ha, love.

Embrace the many varieties

of Love, American Style.

* Meet us in September

* Think how much fun it will be *

* On ABC

Julie.

- I've got this ring I can't get rid of.

- Mmm-mm.

In my bathroom bowl all the time.

- Try new Sani-Flush.

Even Sani-Flush gets bathroom--

- Shut up, I'm weak.

Shut up.

I don't fucking care anymore.

- What the hell is going on out there?

Christ almighty.

Can't get any peace and quiet around here.

- Come on, fucker.

Come on.

You wanna fuck with me?

Come on, fucker.

I don't give a fuck anymore.

What on earth is going on out there?

- You shut up.

Just stay over there.

Oh, for crying out loud.

- Fuck you.

You there, you.

You don't wanna run from me.

You don't wanna run from me.

I'll fucking kill you.

What is he doing?

- Oh shit.

What is it?

What happened?

- I don't know.

Some cockamamie drunk is raising hell out there.

I'm gonna call the boys.

Frank'll handle it.

The maniac with the assault rifle?

White Line Fever.

Rated PG.

- Irene.

- Shit.

Betty Crocker ready-to-spread frosting

is homogenized so smooth, it spreads easier,

tastes creamier than any home-made butter cream frosting.

What the hell is the number?

She's blind and alone.

What's he doing?

He's getting drunk on liquor candies.

- How the hell should I know what the number is?

I haven't called it in years.

Audrey Hepburn, Alan Arkin.

Jack Weston

Give me that.

So special they turn off the theater lights

for the last eight minutes.

No lights.

Wait until dark.

- Oh my god.

- Feeling lucky.

Oh my god.

Christ, how many of those things has he ate?

* Perfect sleeper.

The hell with it,

I'm calling Ted directly.

He'll know what the hell to do.

This is brought to you by the

Shivago Domingas Corporation,

helping America into the new world.

No?

Okay.

No problem.

No problem.

Watches, five dollars?

Watches, five dollars?

Watches, five dollars.

Watches, five dollars?

No, okay.

No problem.

No problem.

- Okay, just leave the property.

- All right, no problem.

- There's no selling here.

- No problem.

- Go.

- I'm going.

He wasn't gonna buy anyways.

Watches, five dollars?

No?

Okay, no problem.

No problem.

I'll just keep going.

Walking until I get something sold.

Just keep going through millions of rejections.

Just keep trying I guess.

Here take a free watch.

- Take that fucking watch away from me.

I'm trying to give you a free watch.

- Man, I'll fucking kill you.

Jesus Christ.

Try and do fucking something good for someone.

God.

- You fucking asshole!

I'll blow your fucking head off.

- Can't let him do that shit.

We're gonna fucking put a bullet in his fucking head.

Pull over to the side.

- Fucking.

I'm okay, yeah, I'm all right.

Huh?

I'm just trying to do my job here.

Bullshit, fuck him.

He's sitting there.

Fucking life I've had.

There's cameras, of course.

Fuck, help me,

god damn it, fuck it.

- I'll kick your fucking ass.

- Get the fucking FBI.

- The fuck you thinking, lift your hands at me,

motherfucker, fucking chop you up.

I'll kick your fucking ass.

I'll kick all your fucking asses.

what the fuck are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

What the fuck are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

- Jesus Christ.

God.

- Yeah, that dude's crazy, man.

- Whoops.

Sorry.

Yeah, don't worry about that.

That happens every now and again,

it's very rare.

This one's good.

You can check the strap on that.

It's once in a million.

- It's broken, man.

- Once in a million when that happens.

Here.

Forget it, okay, just forget it, alright?

Forget it.

- Sick of this, my fucking life.

- Oh, no, no.

I don't believe this.

God damn.

Hold it.

- Fuck you.

- Oh, I just know you're not gonna show up

for the whole night.

Bitch.

Fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Damn it.

Damn it all.

Damn it all.

Okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

Damn it all.

Hmmm, yeah.

Hmmm.

Shit.

Okay, alright.

Alright, alright.

Alright.

ah, shit.

You got some cash?

- Get the fuck away from me.

Hey man, what the fuck's wrong with you?

- Man, hat the fuck is your problem, man?

You wanna start something,

I'll fuck your ass up.

- What the fuck.

God damn.

Damn it.

- God.

Jesus Christ.

- Get the fuck away from me.

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

What?

I didn't say anything.

- You stopped and you looked at me.

Get the fuck away from me.

What's your fucking problem?

I'll fucking kick your ass, you fat fuck.

What's your problem.

You got a problem?

You want some?

You want some?

- You don't wanna fuck with me.

Why don't I wanna fuck with you?

Are you scared of me?

- I'll kill you.

You're shaking like a psycho,

what's your fucking.

- I'll fucking kill you.

I'll kill you.

- You're fucking insane.

- I'll kill you, I'll kill you.

- You're fucked up.

What are you looking at?

- I'll fucking kill you.

You're fucking psycho.

- You don't wanna fuck with me.

- Why don't I wanna fuck with you?

Why don't I wanna fuck with you?

Why do I wanna fuck with me?

Fucking insane.

hey.

I'll pop a cap in your ass,

you come back over here.

- You think you fucking scare me?

Fuck you, fuck you.

Bring your ass over here right now.

- I'll fucking kill you.

- I'll fuck you up, motherfucker.

- Two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten,

twenty-three,

forty.

- Bully.

There's always just enough to restock,

as always.

Damn it, every

single time.

I can never seem to get ahead of myself,

never.

shut up.

Shut up.

I don't give a fuck.

Go away, fuck.

- God damn it.

Fuck.

watches?

Watches?

Five dollars.

Oh, Jesus.

Watches?

Oh god.

Watches?

No?

Okay.

Watches for sale.

Five dollars.

Watches for sale.

Nope?

Alright, no problem.

oh god, wrong types everywhere.

- I'll have Bill sign it in the morning.

- God.

Damn it.

- Well, we're gonna have to get some more laws passed.

- You're telling me you just got these

from Taffy Lewis?

- Taffy had better styles.

I don't know who Taffy Lewis is.

- There's Taffy there.

That's him.

- 20, 40, 60, 80,

one-hundred, one-twenty,

one-forty, one-sixty, one-eighty,

two-hundred and two-twenty.

- Great, guys.

Thanks, thanks.

Get out of here.

- Mister, do you have any more watches for sale?

- Oh no.

I'm sorry, I'm all out.

I always sell out.

- That's Taffy.

He had better styles.

- I thought he was your friend.

- I don't believe this.

God.

- Fuck you.

- I saw you do it.

- Fucking kill him.

- I saw you do it.

- Watches.

Hi.

I got watches here,

if anyone needs a new watch.

Watches?

You don't need one?

Okay, no problem.

Anybody need a watch?

Okay, okay.

I got it right here.

Watches?

Five dollars.

Here you are.

It's good.

Throw the ball.

I'll get it.

Yeah.

Hi.

No problem.

You know when the hell this bus is due?

I don't know when the hell it's gonna come.

- Yeah, I don't know.

It's ridiculous.

- It's crazy.

- These buses.

I mean, I've been waiting here since,

last Tuesday,

so.

Oh.

Hey.

- I will kill the bus driver.

I've got a gun.

- Damn it.

I've got a gun.

- Sorry.

- Excuse me.

Ouch.

- Hey, man,

watch where you going.

- Fuck you.

- Just get the fuck on out of here

before I pull my gun out on you.

I will kill everyone on this bus.

I've got a gun.

I've got a gun and a knife.

I will kill everyone on this bus.

What the fuck's wrong with you?

Watch where you're going.

- I'll fucking kill you.

- What the hell is going on around here?

Are you down here?

Bubby?

What's going on, Bobby?

Are you down there?

oh, god damn it.

Where's that dumb cat?

Damn it.

Get your crap out of the way.

Bobby.

Why's the TV on?

God damn you.

You stupid kid.

We'll all break our necks.

Is that you down there?

I'll kill you.

Shabby.

Stupid cat.

I'll kill you.

You son of a bitch.

Get out of there.

God damn you, bastard.

Where are you?

Come out from wherever you're hiding,

damn it, Bobby.

What have you done here?

Bobby?

Where are you?

Bobby, where are you?

Damn you.

You stupid pig.

Oh, you found the cookies.

Oh,

and you ate every single one

you damn lousy pig.

What have you done in here?

What have you done in here?

oh, you found the mints.

Damn it,

you're such a pig.

Why's the light out?

You're a pig you hear?

Bobby, what's happening?

Oh.

Oh my.

Oh.

Bobby,

Bobby,

I'll kick your crap.

I can't take it anymore.

God damn you, I'll kill you.

I can't do this anymore.

What have you done here?

Damn it.

Bobby,

I'm gonna wake you up and kick you out of here.

Fat pig.

Come on, get up.

Get up or I'm gonna

oh, Bobby.

Bobby, you're gonna eat yourself to death.

My god, what is this?

Frooty Pebbles?

Oh, my god, Bobby,

this is made for children.

What is this?

Oh.

Oh, god, what's going on here?

Tabby.

What?

Oh my god, what's all this?

Oh my god, it's moving.

What is it?

What's happening?

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Bobby.

Stop that.

God damn you, I'll kill you.

Bobby,

get in here.

- Bobby,

don't eat anymore.

- I'm gonna wrap it up.

- No, Bobby,

wait until you get the doggy bag

from the waitress and then

you can take it home and have it at home.

- Can't I even have the whole sandwich?

Bobby.

Pig.

- I just want one more bite.

You're disgusting.

- That's all, that's all.

Bobby,

I'm calling your father tonight

and having him come to get you.

I can't cope with you anymore.

It's diet coke.

I got the diet, like you wanted me to.

- You're gonna explode.

Don't you know that some of us care about you?

Bobby.

Don't you dare.

- It's a diet coke though.

Go ahead, go ahead.

You pig.

Oh.

What am I gonna do with you?

- It's diet.

It is diet.

Eww.

I think the waitress is coming with the

doggy bag.

- Wait for the waitress with the doggy bag.

Put that down.

Don't you dare eat it.

- I just want.

- Bobby.

Bobby.

- I'm sorry, I just.

- Oh, you pig.

You are disgusting.

- That's all.

That's all I'm gonna eat.

Until when, five minutes from now?

- Bobby,

wait until the waitress gets here

with the doggy bag.

You're gonna take that last half sandwich home,

you're not gonna eat it here.

- Okay, alright, I'm just

- Bobby.

Don't even touch it.

Don't even think about it.

Bobby.

- You have absolutely no willpower at all.

None.

Look at the lighting here.

- You're distracting me, Bobby.

- No, look, it's just this.

- Bobby.

- I'll get it.

It's fine.

- You great, fat hog.

You see what you've done now?

You embarrassed both of us, I hope.

- No, I'm gonna get it.

I just.

I can't.

Oh, no, no.

- Bobby, are you having another asthma attack?

Don't you know you're killing yourself,

eating like you do?

- The waitress.

- Maybe going to jail would be

the best thing for you because

they would put you on a diet

and you wouldn't eat so much damn much

and you wouldn't have all these asthma attacks.

Oh, Bobby, I do worry about you.

- Yeah, going to jail is gonna help.

- Yes.

You'd lose weight.

Your fat needs to be binded.

Bobby.

Binded and dislodged.

Dan,

three southern fried chickens,

baked potato on all of them.

- Hey, sister

- Yes, please.

Is there a difference

in the salts

in the cabbage borscht and the cold beet borscht?

- Yes, completely different.

The cabbage borscht is a hot soup,

made from cabbage, sweet and sour cabbage.

- Ahuh.

Bobby, what was that?

What was that?

- It was just one of these.

They gave it to me for free.

Don't you dare touch that

and don't you dare touch that sandwich.

- We're just gonna call the waitress

to have her tip.

No, we're not,

we're leaving it here.

Bobby.

- See, I'm not eating it.

You're looking at it

and you're thinking of it and I

don't wanna see that.

Bobby, oh, Bobby.

Oh, that is disgusting.

You're gonna be as big as Bob Harwood.

Bobby, you are such a pig.

A filthy pig.

What am I gonna do with you?

- I'm not as big as Bob Harwood.

- So hardly anybody is.

He's 900 pounds.

Well, I'm only 400.

- Bobby.

- I'm splitting.

- I hope you're not coming home tonight

because you're not gonna be able to get

into the house if you do

because I'm locking the door.

- Fuck.

Damn it.

Hey, puppy.

Hey there, puppy.

Hi, puppy.

Hey there, doggy.

You wanna fucking bark?

You're gonna fucking bark at me?

Fuck you.

Your dog don't scare me.

Hey, get away from my dog, man.

- I'll fucking kill you.

God damn it.

Damn it.

Damn it.

Oh no, oh no,

oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

Not the bus.

God damn.

Oh no.

damn it.

Son of a damn it.

God damn son of a bitch.

God damn kill them.

I'll fucking kill them.

Oh hey, puppy, hi there.

Watches?

- No, get out of here.

- Hey, puppy.

- God damn.

- Don't you fucking bark at me.

Don't you bark at me.

Fuck.

God damn.

- Ah.

God damn it all.

I just know it's him.

I don't know, Eunice.

Ahuh.

Yup, it's him.

I'm scared, Ben.

That man is dangerous.

- Don't worry about it.

Alright, I said don't worry about it.

I'm gonna call Bill in Chatsworth,

he'll know what to do.

Ingrid Bergman,

Goldie Hawn,

Cactus Flower, Rated M.

- Try and get Ted on the phone again.

Water covers over 70 percent

of the earth's surface.

Captain Jacques Cousteau and the men of the Calypso

have traveled in this water for 38

consecutive months.

They have many adventures to share with you,

including the first rock n' roll light show,

20 fathoms below.

Journey once more to the undersea world of

Jacques Cousteau,

the water planet.

In color on ABC.

Welcome to Universal Studio's tour,

my name's Stacey and I'll be your tour guide today.

Up ahead is the garden where Geraldine Page

buried her many victims in

the motion picture,

Whatever Happened To Aunt Alice.

Look closely, guys,

you might see a hand coming out of the ground.

Speaking of Geraldine Page,

currently filming in Stage 11,

is a new Clint Eastwood picture

called The Beguiled.

- Bobby.

Bobby, get that out of your mouth.

You've had too much already.

Stop it.

Bobby, stop.

You've had too much today, now

stop it.

No.

No, no, no.

Bobby, you're eating too much sugar.

You're a sugar-holic.

Let go, let go.

Grandma, look.

Currently on loan from Warner Bros.

Is the Omega Man exhibit,

a new film starring Charlton Heston,

directed by Boris Sagal.

Charlton Heston, as you know,

is an idol of gay men,

but is not gay himself.

- Shit.

The leader of the hooded group of fanatics

played by Anthony

it was a veiled attempt at homosexual clubs

as you notice,

most of the zombies were male

We are ready, brother.

One creature,

caught in a place he cannot stir from

these are the marks, Mr Neville.

Those that were left,

tried to clean things up, set things straight.

We buried things and burned.

They came to me.

We were chosen.

Chosen for just this work.

- Oh my god,

where's Julie?

Where's your sister?

- I don't know.

- Oh my god.

And now, brothers and sisters,

I ask you to look at him.

Does he have the marks?

Do you see them?

Do you see him as we were before

the punishment,

before we gained grace?

Do you see lying there the last of science,

of bankers, of businessmen,

the users of we?

No.

- Oh.

Okay.

Fix your shirt.

Bobby, fix your shirt.

Bobby, come on, we've gotta fix you up.

Oh.

I don't know where Julie went.

Come on,

we've gotta go look for your sister.

Come on.

Again, she's waiting for us.

Behind.

Did he show up?

- Lee, we need you over here.

Don't catch yourself on fire, Tommy

You gotta be on the music side of that coffin.

- Just forward here, right.

And then, and then

you come forward to here.

It'll look like the Oklahoma Land Rush

with rats.

That needs to be artificial barbed wire

so he doesn't cut himself.

Can we get some mud here?

Some make up mud,

so then push his face in

so he is covered in mud.

Yeah, move in, Jim,

see if we can see Basey do that.

Get the racks, guys.

I want you to be right in front of that.

Okay, we couldn't see anything.

The people around you in the stock company,

have to make it harder for the preacher to get potatoes.

You gotta fight him more.

Yeah, I can't tell you how strong that is.

That's wonderful.

Let's put a few more rocks there.

And when they get shot,

just have them both drop.

Just drop to the ground.

And you step forward here, right,

with a yell, and then

have them duck out of sight.

- The guy who hired this nut ought to be fired.

Alright, Jen, he's alright, so you hired him.

So you made one mistake in your whole gosh darn life.

- Great.

And then you come forward to here.

And then he says it again.

I've been working here for 30 years,

I tell you, this guy doesn't know what he's doing.

We gotta fire him.

Fire the nut, he's driving us crazy.

- And boom.

Great.

Put a few more rocks there.

Get the racks, guys.

Can't tell you how strong that is,

that's wonderful.

Can we get some mud here?

Make up mud,

so push up his face then he is covered in mud.

That needs to be artificial barbed wire

so he doesn't cut himself.

More smoke, please.

Here we go, guys.

This is the shot, right here.

Stop for a second.

Big reaction.

Hey, production value.

Yeah, that's good.

Half of one-thousand, take one.

Everybody ready?

- Anger in the shot,

you know what I'm saying?

Put some anger in the shot.

- You want us to keep doing it in this direction?

- Your offensive modern building is

not even in this shot.

Turn it off now,

turn it off, cut it out.

Put it out.

Cut.

- I just wanna get home, this is enough.

The hell with this whole god damn mess.

- What the hell do they want me

to do here?

What the hell they want me to do anymore?

- You wanna go higher,

I'll go higher.

What the hell, get down from there.

This dummy's gonna cost me my life.

- Just take it easy.

- Alright, alright, I'll go higher.

Okay, okay.

- Hal, just relax.

What the hell's the matter with you?

- He's gonna kill me.

- Hal, don't drop the dummy.

- We're in trouble.

- Somebody call a medic.

- Jesus.

- Oh my god.

- Keep rolling, keep rolling.

Bring the cameras over here.

Bring the cameras over here.

Keep rolling.

- You son of a bitch.

- Get out of here,

come on, come on, get out.

We don't want you here.

Damn hippies, get out.

Get out.

- Jimmy.

Jimmy, Jimmy, please god, I need something,

- No, baby, I ain't got nothing.

I ain't got nothing for you.

I ain't got nothing, baby.

He ain't here.

Golden Guru ain't here.

- Please, you gotta help me, Jimmy.

- I ain't got nothing.

Look I ran out of Jumping Jack Flash

late last night.

- Look, it's the Golden Guru.

* If you smile at me,

* I will understand

* Because that is something

* Everybody everywhere does

* In the same

* Language.

* I can see by your coat,

* My friend, you're from the other side. *

* But just

* One thing I got to know,

* Can you tell me, please.

* Who won?

* Say, can I have some of your purple berries? *

* Yes, I've been eating them

* Six, seven

* Weeks now, haven't got

* Sick once.

* Probably keep us both alive.

* Wooden ships

* On the water

* Very free and easy.

* Easy, you know the way it's

* Supposed to be.

* Silver, people

* On the shoreline

* Let us be.

* Talking about very free

* And easy.

* Horror grips us

* As we watch you die.

* All we can do is echo

* Your anguished cries.

* Stare, as all,

* Human feelings die.

* We are leaving,

* You don't need us.

* Go, take your sister then

* By the hand.

* Lead her away, from this

* Foreign land.

* Far away, where we might

* Laugh again.

* We are leaving,

* You don't need

* Us.

* And it's a fair wind,

* Blowing warm, out of the south, *

* Over my shoulder.

* Guess I'll

* Set a course and go.

- God damn.

Shit.

Fucking lose my mind.

God damn.

Can't believe this shit, man.

I am freaking out.

- To hell with Vietnam,

to hell with Vietnam.

To hell with Vietnam.

- Get out of the road, jackass.

- Oh my god.

Jesus Christ.

Now where the hell have you been?

We've been looking all over for you.

Will you shut up?

You know Bobby he always

has to eat so much sugar.

He's hyper S.

You were supposed to be watching him,

I don't know where he is.

Bobby?

Bobby?

God damn it, Bobby.

* waiting for the sun,

* Waiting for the sun,

* Waiting for the sun,

* Waiting

* For

* The sun.

I am never taking you kids

anywhere again.

I can't tell you how

disappointed I am in both of you.

Bobby, all you do is eat sugar all day

and

Julie,

you're supposed to watch the kid,

you do not have to

let him run amock.

Stop it, stop it.

Stop it.

Bobby, calm down.

- I Walked all over Universal's studios,

I even went to Lew Wasserman's office.

I talked to Lew Wasserman and you

know what he told me?

He told me that his daughter

would never abandon her younger brothers,

never.

I told you to look after your younger brother.

I depend on you.

What am I supposed to do?

I can't control him.

- You know he has a sugar problem.

He's hyper-active,

and he needs help

and incidentally, young lady,

I found your little stash of STP,

or CDT or whatever it is.

- It's PCP.

- PCP my ass.

It's STP.

Oh my god, what am I saying?

- Hitler cars.

Keep rolling,

keep rolling.

Great.

Keep rolling.

Roll.

We will return

to the ABC Wednesday Night Movie,

after these messages.

Oh, my god.

* Before the second show.

Oh my god.

- Christ almighty.

This is the road

that took us to the outer limits

of a brilliant film-makers imagination.

The road over one-hundred million people

have taken

and will want to take again.

The road millions of others will take

for the first time,

but now the road will take us all

even farther.

- Mr Quint, I quit.

I ain't going.

Mr Quint, I quit.

I ain't going.

Mr Quint.

I quit.

What the hell is

- I ain't going.

- Ah,

I don't know.

I don't know anything anymore.

- You don't go, you don't get paid.

- I don't care.

I'm not going on that old slab,

after that crazy old shark.

I'm not crazy.

- You miserable little son of a bitch.

You get that black fish on my boat,

pump out the bilges,

top up the fuel tank

and then get your ass out of here

because you're on the beach.

Now we return,

to the ABC Wednesday Night Movie.

- Help me.

Help me.

Help me.

I need an injection.

I need an amylin injection now.

We'll be back

with the ABC Wednesday Night Movie Special.

- What the.

- Corn, pumping juice every day.

- Oh no.

What is this, what's going on?

- Yep, it's him, kid can't leave us alone.

What's going on now?

- He's trying to hop the fence at Ben's place.

Don't worry about it, just relax.

Oh, my god.

- Don't worry about it, damn it all.

At Wonder,

if it isn't fresh,

we're out of business.

We have to get to the viper, Bob

Julie, Julie?

Extensive chem trail activity,

jets being seen leaving patterns

back and forth.

Carbon black.

Five dollars?

- Hey, come here.

Come here.

Come here, let me talk to you, man.

What you got there?

- It's an

indigo watch,

selling for five bucks.

You got a license to do that?

- For sure, you need a license to do anything.

You understand, there's people who own a business

that have a license to sell their stuff,

and you're taking from them.

What you got in the bag?

Let me see what you got in the bag.

- I'm LAPD, my friend.

- This is my bundle.

- You got a fucking bundle like

fucking Baby Huey.

- That's my bundle.

- I'm gonna put your fucking bad down.

You understand me?

I'll fucking throw your god damn toys

and take you away now.

- I'm LAPD.

- I'll show you something.

I'm gonna plant something in that bag,

where they'll fucking put you in court

for over the nights.

You'll only see your fucking judge until Monday,

you'll be taken in the ass from some sambo.

You'll be traded away for a pack of cigarettes.

You want that?

You ever fucking been to down to LA County?

That could your fucking head, huh?

Have you ever been down there?

- No.

- Okay, alright.

I don't have any plans on going to downtown LA.

- If I put something in that fucking bag,

I'll have you put away for ten years.

You're gonna be the bride of fucking Frankenstein,

when they get done with you.

You ever have a nigger come in your face?

You ever suck a fucking nigger dick?

Have you, I'm asking you a fucking question,

yes or no?

- Yes, no.

- Oh, so you don't fucking know yourself.

So you're telling me you don't know

whether you suck dick or you don't?

- I don't know what you want me to say.

- They'll be watching you in the shower, Baby Huey.

Nice little sweet fat fucking butter ball like you

when you bend over for that fucking soap,

they're gonna fucking hold you back

and stick a fucking sock in your mouth

and go up into you

until you fucking can't stand it,

you don't like that?

Is that what you want?

- You're gonna put me away just because I'm selling my

- Damn right,

because you're breaking the fucking law.

And you'll be spending your night in fucking LA COuntyú

taking some dick and some sambo up the ass.

So it's the watch,

or some nigger dick.

Watch,

or some nigger dick,

you make up your mind, baby,

look at you, you're done.

Now get the fuck out of here.

3 megs, dome memory alarm,

12 functions,

two alarms, memory,

octagonal,

horizontal counter,

six different time zones.

- You don't find anything like that

for five bucks.

They're worth about 500 dollars.

I can get them in there for a dollar,

toughie.

- Watches,

five dollars?

No,

god damn it.

Oh my god, I don't believe this.

Every time I have just enough for restock.

Shit.

* We've only just begun

* To live

* White lace and promises,

* A kiss for luck and

* We're on our way.

* We've only begun.

* Before the rising sun,

- Hey man, help me

* We fly,

* So many roads to choose from

* And yes, we've just begun

* Sharing horizons that are new to us *

* Watching the signs along the way *

* Talking it over, just the two of us *

* Working together day to day

* Together.

* We smile,

- Motherfucker, I'll fuck your ass up.

* So much of life ahead

Is that right?

Check this out, motherfucker.

I'll slit your mother fucking head right open.

* Sharing horizons that are new to us *

* Watching the signs along the way *

* Talking it over, just the two of us *

* Working together, day to day

* Together.

- Don't ignore me,

Baby Huey assed motherfucker,

hey, I'll pop a cap in your ass, man.

Fucker, don't let me see you

over here no more, man.

Fuck on off out of here, man.

* We smile,

* So much of life to live

* We'll find a place where there's room to grow *

* And yes, we've just begun.

- I'm not really talking about intelligence

sources, I wanna know if the Palestinians

are helping us.

- Well, we are pursuing a number of leads

and I have to say that our efforts

are productive.

I'm not

capable of indicating a specific target date, but

Are we close?

- We have been making progress.

I'm not prepared to say how close we are

but we

have credible leads

and progress is being made.

The conventional wisdom is

that we're gonna have to sacrifice a lot

of civil liberties if we wanna wage

a successful war against terrorism,

is that your view?

- Well,

we are pursuing a number of leads

and I have to say that

our efforts are productive.

- The president has taken a lot of flack

for flying, first to Louisiana

then to Nebraska, and finally

to Washington the other day.

Was he justified in taking that course?

- We have been making progress.

I'm not prepared to say how close we are

but we have credible leads

and progress is being made.

- Well,

we are pursuing a number of leads

and I have to say that our

efforts are productive.

- No, man, no.

What?

You said something?

What?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I said I didn't want your watch,

why you gotta say that?

- I didn't say a fucking thing.

- Man, I was standing right over there,

I heard you say something.

- I'll fucking kill everyone.

- All I said,

I don't want your damn watches.

Why you gotta be talking shit?

- I didn't say anything.

- I heard you, man,

okay, look,

all I'm saying is why the fuck

you gotta be talking shit, man?

- I didn't say a god damn thing.

- I told you I don't want you around here anymore.

I'm not doing anything.

- I'm sick of this shit.

- I'm just passing through.

- I told you I don't want you around here

anymore, god damn it.

- I don't have anything to do with you.

I'm just passing through.

- God damn it, you're scaring Timmy.

Fuck you.

- Now get the hell on out.

Don't make me come over there.

- I can fucking go anywhere I fucking want.

- I'll kill you now.

- You don't fucking scare me,

just because you're in the fucking military.

- God damn

son of a bitch.

Where's my gun?

- Hi, puppies.

Hi, puppies.

Hi, doggies.

Hi there, doggies.

- Stop right where you are, mister.

Stop right there, don't move.

All ready in the fire line.

Anybody who runs is a VC.

Anybody who stands still

is a well-lit VC.

- You don't wanna mess with me,

you god damn Commie.

Hell, fucking no,

fuck on out of here.

- Motherfucker, get away from me.

What did I fucking do?

- Get those fucking rats away from me.

fucking get away, fucking dogs.

I'll kill all these fucking dogs.

Get away from me.

Get these fucking dogs away from me.

I'll fucking kill them.

I'll fucking kill you.

Fuck, I'll kill you.

I'll fucking kill you.

Shut up.

I'll fucking kill you.

I'll kill that dog too.

- Get out of here, man.

- God damn sons of bitches.

- Man, I'll slash you in your face.

Shit.

- God damn it, get out of here.

Get the fuck away from me.

Come on.

Get out of here.

- I'll kill this fucking dog.

I'll fucking kill this dog.

I'll kill it.

I'll kill it, I'll kill it

fuck you.

You shut up.

- Didn't I tell you to get the fuck out of here?

- I'm gonna get my fucking knife out

and stab your ass.

- My husband's gonna kill you

and I'll have the whole thing on video.

We gonna sue you.

We gonna sue you.

- Fuck it.

- Come on.

I'll cut your head off.

You gonna be in a thousand pieces.

You got some candy or something?

Where you going, man?

Nothing.

I don't think.

Hold up, hold up.

No, don't run, don't run.

Hey man, don't fucking do it.

Don't do it.

- I'll fucking kill this dog.

Fucking stay away from me.

Get that fucking thing away from me.

- I'll let him eat your ass up, fool.

I'll fucking kill it.

- Don't do that shit.

I told you don't do that shit, man.

- Yeah, yeah,

that's a Quemex there.

Here, let me show you.

This right here,

is a Quemex.

Huh?

- You motherfucker,

you son of,

come on, fool.

I'm on the fucking phone, pop a cap.

You think you're my brother,

fuck you.

Don't make me pull my shit out.

Fuck you.

Don't make me.

I'll get my shit, right,

say something else, motherfucker.

- Pull over I've got a gun.

- Fuck you.

- God damn it.

Damn it.

- Damn it.

Fuck.

- Come on, sucker.

I'll pull my fucking knife out and cut your ass.

You don't even wanna think about fucking with me.

- Get out of here,

I'll kill you.

Get on out of here.

Get out of here.

- What the fuck's wrong with you, man?

- What the fuck's wrong with you?

- What's up, motherfucker, let's do this.

- Fucking punk.

- Fucking pussy, you fucking bitch, punk.

Come on, punk, what you gonna do?

- Fuck you.

Come on, little fucking baby.

- I'm gonna fucking beat your ass down.

I'm gonna fucking bitch slap you

like the little fucking bitch you are.

Do it fool.

Bitch.

What the fuck you looking at,

huh, motherfucker?

Now ain't you tripping on us?

- I didn't say shit.

- Fucking Baby Huey has-been

motherfucking limping bitch.

Fucking take that shirt and strangle you

with it, motherfucker.

- Fuck you.

Why you tripping on him like that, ese?

- Fuck you, bitch.

Fuck you, bitch.

Leave him alone.

- You don't wanna fuck with me.

You do not wanna fuck with me, okay?

I'll fucking take those hands

and shove them up your ass.

- Fuck you.

- Fuck you, bitch.

Fuck you.

Fucking motherfucker.

- Come on.

Come on, then.

Come on then, bring it on, motherfucker.

I'll fucking slam your head in the fucking pavement.

You think you're intimidating.

You wanna fuck with me?

I'll fucking kill you.

Let's see what you fucking got, motherfucker.

- I'll kill you, motherfucker.

I'll cut your heart out.

I'll hack you up in a thousand pieces.

Come on, sucker.

Bring your punk ass over here.

Come on quick, we can do this right now.

Come on, man,

bring your ass over here so I can.

- God damn.

I'll catch the bus.

Shit, I need more watches.

- Yeah, come on, fucker.

I'll kill you.

Fucking I kill you.

- Come on, man.

Kill that bitch.

- Fuck you.

- Fuck you too, I'll fucking kill you.

- Get the fuck on out of here

before I have to fuck you up myself.

- Baby Huey motherfucker,

what you gonna do?

- Sit on your fat ass,

you fucking Baby Huey fat boy motherfucker.

- You don't wanna fuck with me,

okay?

- I'm a fucking pyscho.

You wanna fuck with me?

- Come on you fuckers.

Get out of there.

I'll fucking kill you.

Get out out of there.

Come back here.

I'll fucking kill you.

Get back here.

You wanna fuck with me?

I'll fucking kill you.

- Paul, wake up.

Paul, wake up.

Will you get up, Paul?

Oh, for God's sake.

- Hello.

Oh my god, it's you.

Bobby,

back from the 7-Eleven, I see.

Oh my god.

Oh, Bobby.

What's happened to you?

You're bigger than Bob Harwood.

Oh Bobby.

What's all that yellow stuff around you?

Oh my god.

You're a freak.

You're the size of a whale.

Bobby,

I can't take you in, I can't

handle you anymore.

Bobby, you need help.

No, no, no, Bobby, no.

- Come on.

- If I let you in you're gonna eat me

out of house and home.

I need my chocolates for my yarn club.

- I didn't eat your chocolates.

I'll get you some more chocolates.

- You never do.

What is all that yellow stuff around your neck?

- They're just headphones.

I got some for you.

I got some headphones.

- Oh no.

No, no, no.

Bobby, Bobby, you need help.

- Come on.

- You need a doctor.

You need a doctor, Bobby.

Oh my god.

And to the people who make music.

They gather in Hollywood,

to bestow upon their fellow artists

their highest honor,

the Grammy Award.

- Just the two kinder kits mining around again.

Smart Alec.

- The fifth dimension.

- Bobby Sherman,

Nancy Sinatra,

John Wayne,

Nancy Wilson.

Tuesday March, 16th.

A very special night

in the world of recorded music.

The Grammy Awards

on ABC.

It can mean everything or nothing.

Then I'll settle for nothing.

It seems the two of us are alone.

We are,

you know that.

And for a long time.

If I could climb Mount Everest

to reach the Valley of the Dogs.

It's a brutal climb to reach that peak.

You stand there,

waiting for the rush of exhilaration

but it doesn't come.

You're alone

and the feeling of loneliness is overpowering.

- What the fuck you looking at, man?

I'm looking for Bob.

Yeah, I'm looking for Bob too.

Hey, you,

woman, get over here.

You seen Bob?

You know Bob?

Hey.

I'm asking her.

No, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

I don't know.

I'm looking for him right now.

What the fuck are you looking at, motherfucker?

Huh?

What?

What do you want?

You, you.

You seen Bob?

Wait, I'm asking her now.

You,

I'm looking for Bob.

Have you seen Bobby, I don't know.

Hey you, I know you.

I know you, you strung out bitch.

Bring your overdosing ass over here.

You gotta find Bob, you gotta find him.

You know you gotta find him.

Bitch, you better find Bob.

You know he's strung out on sugar

and you died from an overdose, bitch.

You got to find Bob.

You gotta find your motherfucking

Baby Huey ass brother,

that sweet sucking bitch.

Go on.

Go find Bob.

Go, go, go, go.

And you died from an overdose, bitch.

- In the lands of Middle-Earth,

there are tales of the dark lord, Sauron.

And the ring that would give him the power

to enslave the world.

Lost for centuries,

it has been so.

You have my sword,

and you have my bow,

and my ax.

What must I do?

- The ring must be cast away

in the fires of Mount Doom.

- There is one dark lord among us.

- It's a great pleasure to see you again, my lady.

- You have made a commitment to the Jedi border,

a commitment not easily broken.

- Please don't look at me like that.

It makes me feel uncomfortable.

- I'm sorry, milady.

- It must be difficult having someone you have to kill.

- Well, I should be.

Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever.

- Nice.

Fourth generation Quemex.

- Watches,

five dollars?

No?

Damn it.

God damn it.

- Step over to the sidewalk.

Keep your hands away from your pockets.

What's that you got in your hand there?

- Nothing.

- What are you doing around here?

What's all this crap?

Check his shirts.

- What are you doing with all these shirts.

Hand that over to me.

Where'd you get these?

What, did you steal these?

Where'd you get these watches?

- Well, I buy them.

I get them from

Hamid, downtown.

- Look I get them from downtown,

downtown LA.

Hamid is a watch merchant.

I buy watches.

I been buying from him for years.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

They're Quemex's.

I buy them for two bucks a piece and,

you know.

- Why don't you just relax.

We got multiple reports of someone

trying to strangle people with T-shirts.

- I just got more watches.

- What are you doing with all these shirts?

You have any knives or needles

or anything I'm gonna stick myself on?

- I've just got my watches.

- We need to look in your bag.

You need to drop it, now.

- I need my bundle.

- Drop the bag.

- That's my bundle.

Come on.

- Drop the bag.

Greg, get him onto your side.

- I need my bundle.

Damn it.

That's my bundle.

- How many other stolen watches do you have?

- Come on.

God damn it.

- Oh my god

- Get him over.

Get him over.

- Corner of eighth, we need backup.

Stop struggling, sir.

- You're not getting my bundle.

- He's going for the unit.

- Stop.

- Stop right now.

- Cut him off.

Cut him off.

- I got him on this side, watch it.

- Stop.

- Here he comes.

Go around the other side.

Cut him off.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

294, we need backup.

- I bet he dodged traffic lights.

- There goes Bob.

We need several units out here, now.

Go ahead, 31.

He's coming in the vehicle.

- Julie,

I'm coming, Julie.

Get out of the fucking way.

Get out of the way.

Is he stealing the car?

He's in a police car, I wonder

is he working undercover?

- God damn.

- Excuse me, sir.

- Get out of the way.

Look out, look out.

Come on,

get the fuck out of the way.

And it's Ladies Night, tonight.

- Hi,

I'm Steven Spovelvieg,

welcome,

to Pookie's

Extraterrestrial Funland

Adventure.

Pooky, as you know,

was marooned here on earth,

100 billion cosmic units out of space

and now he needs

your help.

You see a problem has developed

on Pooky's home world, the pig plant.

Pooky's finger now glows from radiation sickness.

Soon, he will die.

These bikes

will transport you and Pooky through Funland

by slingshotting around the sun's gravitational

pull at 9000 miles per second.

You'll be subjected to tremendous G forces

that could cause cardiac arrest.

That's why you'll need this card when you enter.

An inoculation hypo will be administered

by an attendant.

Just give your first name to the attendant

when you walk through that door.

Good luck, everyone.

Attention,

all personnel in the attractions,

the power

will be energized, momentarily.

Please remove all equipment from it.

May I have your attention please.

- Look, there's a couple astronauts,

over there.

The eagle has landed.

Some seven minutes 22 seconds

away from ignition on their limbs.

- There,

in the bushes.

- The orange light.

I see them.

Come on, let's go.

- The future.

The polar ice caps are melting.

- Get down.

- You don't look like Jack Percy.

I mean the resemblance is not

particularly striking.

You're a foreigner.

You're an

agent of a foreign power.

You're a foreign literary agent.

You should not continue in this fashion.

- We are scared.

- Hi, bunny.

- Damn it.

- It's me, Julie.

You must meet me under the mountain.

Meet me under the mountain.

Bob.

We have an apparent

serious problem,

with

a leak in the cryogenic oxygen

in the service module

which provides breathing oxygen for the crew.

- I'm coming, Julie.

Yeah.

It's working.

- Get that off your head.

You're gonna waste your fingers.

- Julie.

What the hell is going on here?

What?

Jesus Christ.

Julie?

What?

What is this?

- Oh, Jesus.

- Oh, my god.

they're mine.

Every day that goes by I'm losing money.

Every worker at the shop costs me money.

Leave your luggage on the platform.

Clearly label it

With name first,

then your surname.

You fucking bitch.

Leave your luggage on the platform.

Clearly label it.

Do not bring your baggage with you.

It will follow you later.

Leave your luggage on the platform.

Clearly label it.

Send them over to Schindler.

Send them all.

His place is a haven.

- It's not a factory.

It's not an enterprise of any kind.

It's a haven.

Beans and meat

and turtles and bread.

That's not the way you make it.

- Don't like it.

- No, you don't.

What do you like?

- I like caviar.

- one day, on the fire.

one day.

I know you've had a long journey,

but it's only a short walk further

to the factory.

- You gotta find Bob.

Bitch, you gotta find Bob.

You gotta find him.

- Bob,

I've been looking all over for you.

Where have you been?

- I was in the candy store.

Grandma's been worried sick.

- I was in the candy store.

- You've had enough candy for a lifetime.

Move your ass.

We have to get to the viper, Bob. It's our way back.

Yes, this is the afterlife, Bob.

You died on the ET adventure

in the year 1994,

from a sugar overdose.

Come on, come on, keep moving.

Don't slow down.

We've gotta get to the viper.

Come on, move it.

Move your ass, come on, let's go.

Come on, we're running out of time.

Quick.

Will you get up the stairs.

- Come on, Julie.

- Put the bags down.

What are we gonna do with you, Bob?

- This god damn bag.

I got it.

- Let it go.

- That's my bundle.

Give me that bag.

- That's my bundle.

- No more bags, no more.

No more bundles.

No more bags.

No more, okay?

You're gonna have to live without bags, Bob.

You're gonna have to learn to live without bags.

What the hell?

- It's gonna be okay.

Just take it easy.

Relax.

- I can't get out of these things.

* Here I am

* Here I'll stay

* All of my life

* We'll be together

* From now on

* I was afraid but now my doubts *

* And fears have gone

* Here I am

* And here I'll always stay

* I'll be wanting you,

* Needing you

* Don't let me go a single day

* Without your love

* You'll always be the one

* Thing I am certain of

* Here I am

* Here I'll always stay

* I can't lose you

* Now that I've found you

* Please keep

* My arms wander around you

* Forever

* Here I am

* Here I'll stay

* All of my life

* I'll be what you

* Want me to be

* All that I ask

* Is that you'll just

* Keep loving me

* Here I am

* And here I'll always stay

* Close to you

* In love with you, my dear

* Close to you

* In love with you, my dear

* Close to you

* In love with you, my dear

* Close to you

- We hope you've enjoyed our

Damon Packard program.

When you visit your video store again,

look for our other Bronson films.

They're all part

of the LaserLight Special Edition Classics.