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THE TALE OF EBENEZER SCROOGE

BEGINS ON CHRISTMAS EVE.

WHILE MOST PEOPLE WERE ENJOYING THE FESTIVE SEASON

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SCROOGE WAS STILL HARD AT WORK.

EBENEZER WAS NOT IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT,

HE HAD NEVER BEEN.

HE WAS A GREEDY, GRUMPY OLD MAN

WHO DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF CHARITY

OR HOLIDAY SPIRIT.

THEY TRAVEL THROUGH LONDON TO SEE ALL THE

MERRIMENT GOING ON WITHOUT HIM.

SCROOGE IS TOUCHED BY THE COURAGE AND KINDNESS

A SICK BOY SHOWS DESPITE HIS CONDITION.

THE THIRD GHOST APPEARS

AS THE CLOCK STRIKES THREE.

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

GHOST OF THE FUTURE, I FEAR YOU MORE

THAN ANY SPECTER I HAVE EVER SEEN.

WILL YOU NOT SPEAK TO ME?

(COUGHING)

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

MOM, PLEASE! I'M DYING IN HERE!

OLIVER, JUST SUCK IT UP. IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SAY "SUCK IT UP"?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.

MAKE JUNE SWITCH WITH JIMMY.

I'M NOT A GHOST, I'M A KITTY CAT.

MISS HEATHER, I HAVE TO GO POTTY!

NO, NO, AVA, HOLD IT.

I REALLY WANT TO GET TO THE END.

♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪

NO, NO. THIS ISN'T THE END YET.

HEATHER, I WILL NOT BE SUBJECTED

TO WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!

I WAS IN A TOOTHPASTE COMMERCIAL!

YES, YES, OKAY.

♪

IT'S HIS SOCKS, CAN WE PLEASE JUST CHANGE THEM?

NO WAY! THESE ARE MY LUCKY SOCKS!

OLIVER, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

JUST LET ME‐ WHOA!

MAKING IT REAL HARD TO DEFEND YOU HERE, JIMMY.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER

LUCKY PAIR OF SOCKS?

I DO, BUT THEY'RE SOOO SMELLY.

THIS IS THE BETTER OPTION?

MISS HEATHER, I REALLY GOTTA GO!

OKAY, AVA. GO AHEAD.

TANIA, PLEASE DON'T KICK THE TREE.

MOM, PLEASE, IT SMELLS LIKE HE JUMPED IN

EVERY PUDDLE ON THE WAY HERE.

YEP, I DID!

CAN YOU JUST DO IT FOR TODAY,

I JUST WANT TO DO THE ENDING ONCE!

♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪

IT'S NOT THE ENDING YET!

OH, PLEASE STOP KICKING THE TREES!

MOMMY!

WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?

THE FLOOR IS WET.

HOW DID THE FLOOR GET WET?

YOU TOLD ME TO GO AHEAD.

MY FAULT. I SHOULD HAVE SAID "IN THE BATHROOM".

EVERYONE ELSE, WE'LL MEET HERE TOMORROW.

COME ON, LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

NOW?

SURE, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

MOM!

♪ ALL IS CALM, ALL IS BRIGHT ♪

♪ SILENT NIGHT, HOLY NIGHT ♪

♪ ALL IS CALM ♪

♪

♪ ALL THE GIRLS AND BOYS ASKING FOR SPECIAL TOYS ♪

♪ ONLY TIME OF YEAR THAT THIS COULD BE ♪

♪ CAROLS, CUTTING DOWN A TREE ♪

♪ SOUNDS LIKE CHRISTMAS TO ME ♪

♪

HEY, IF YOU CAN'T HIT WHAT YOU'RE AIMING AT,

MAYBE LEAVE THE SNOW ON THE GROUND, OKAY?

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

COME ON, LET ME BE SOMETHING ELSE.

I'LL BE TINY TIM, OR CRATCHET.

I'LL EVEN BE THE TREE AND LET TANIA KICK ME.

OLIVER, I HAVE THREE DAYS.

YOU THINK YOU COULD JUST HELP ME OUT

INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING?

DAD, MOM'S MAKING ME SMELL JIMMY'S SOCKS.

WHAT KIND OF PLAY ARE YOU MAKING?

HEY, I FORGOT SOME OF THE COSTUMES

AT THE HOUSE WHEN I‐

I SAW THAT. I PUT THEM IN A BOX BY THE FRONT DOOR.

OKAY, I'LL SWING BY AND GRAB THEM.

CAN YOU BRING THE KIDS HOME SUNDAY

BEFORE SUPPER? MY PARENTS ARE CALLING FROM FLORIDA.

YEAH, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BE ABLE

TO TAKE THEM AT ALL THIS WEEKEND.

I'M JUST SWAMPED WITH WORK.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WORK?

THESE ARE YOUR KIDS, EB.

ARE THEY? THESE ARE MINE?

OH, THESE ARE MINE! I DIDN'T KNOW.

CAN I PLEASE TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

OLLIE?

DO MOM AND DAD HAVE A DIVORCE?

NO. YOU DON'T HAVE A DIVORCE, YOU GET ONE.

AND THEY AREN'T THAT EITHER.

THEY'RE JUST APART RIGHT NOW.

IS THAT WHY MOM AND US ARE VISITING

NANA AND PAPA'S?

YES.

BUT WE'LL COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS, RIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'VE SEEN THEM FIGHT LOTS OF TIMES,

AND THEN DAD DOES SOMETHING SILLY

AND MAKES MOM LAUGH AGAIN AND IT'S OKAY.

IS DAD BACK THERE MAKING MOM LAUGH RIGHT NOW?

I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S LAUGHING RIGHT NOW.

(DOOR SLAMS)

OH, HEY GUYS, LOOK. IT'S THE BIG HOLLYWOOD STAR.

HOW ABOUT AN AUTOGRAPH, OLLIE‐WOOD?

VERY CLEVER, I'M HELPING MY MOM OUT.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR FANS?

COME ON, GUYS. JUST LEAVE US ALONE.

OKAY, GUYS, LET'S GO.

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS LATER.

YOU GOT LUCKY THIS TIME.

SEE YOU AROUND, OLLIE‐WOOD.

EB!

OH, NO.

HEY, EB!

HEY, WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO GET GOING HERE,

SO WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.

I JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU GUYS MERRY CHRISTMAS!

HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MANNY!

OKAY. WELL, WE GOT THAT DONE,

SO WE'LL CATCH YOU LATER.

HEY, WHILE I GOT YOU HERE

‐ STILL WORKING OUT, GOOD FOR YOU ‐

I GAVE BARB A CALL. WHAT DO I GOTTA DO

TO GET YOU INVOLVED IN MY CHARITY, BUDDY?

WE ALL GOTTA GIVE BACK, RIGHT?

YEAH, UH, HERE'S THE THING WITH THAT...

YOU KNOW, IF I GIVE TO ONE CHARITY IT'S LIKE

I'M TAKING AWAY FROM ALL THE OTHER CHARITIES.

I GUESS THAT'S TRUE,

I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE UNFAIR TO THE CHARITIES.

WELL, HEY, HAVE A GOOD ONE. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.

WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE TO ALL THE CHARITIES?

CHARITY FOR CHARITIES!

LET'S DO THIS!

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE AND THIS SEASON?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH UNCLE MANNY?

FIRST OF ALL, HE ISN'T YOUR UNCLE.

HE WAS MY BUSINESS PARTNER.

SECONDLY, THE GUY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO

ANYTHING BUT THROW MONEY AROUND, WHICH IS EXACTLY

WHY HE'S NO LONGER MY BUSINESS PARTNER.

MOM SAYS HE GIVES MONEY TO CHARITY.

GIVING MONEY TO CHARITY WHEN THE GUY BARELY HAS

TWO CENTS TO RUB TOGETHER IS STUPID.

I THINK HE JUST LIKES CHRISTMAS.

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING

ABOUT CHRISTMAS, OKAY?

AAAUGH!

EVERYONE THINKS IT'S ONE DAY OF THE YEAR

WHERE WE ALL GET TO HOLD HANDS AND SING SONGS,

BUT IT ISN'T.

IT'S THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR EVERYBODY

FORGETS ABOUT THEIR FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY.

THEY DON'T PLAN, THEY OVER SPEND.

AND THEN THEY SPEND THE NEXT FOUR MONTHS

TRYING TO DIG THEMSELVES OUT OF DEBT.

WE KNOW, YOU TELL US ALL THE TIME.

YOU CAN ROLL YOUR EYES ALL YOU WANT

BUT YOU'LL BE THANKING ME WHEN

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT OVER SPENDING.

DAD, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

THIS ISN'T THE WAY HOME.

GOTTA DROP SOMETHING OFF FOR WORK.

PRESENTS?

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

♪

"YOU WERE ALWAYS A GOOD FRIEND TO ME",

SAID SCROOGE.

"YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THREE SPIRITS"

SAID MARLEY.

"IS THIS THE CHANCE YOU MENTIONED, JACOB?"

"IT IS".

SO, THIS IS THE PART WHERE SCROOGE'S

EX BUSINESS PARTNER, MARLEY,

TELLS SCROOGE THAT HE WILL BE VISITED

BY THREE GHOSTS IN HIS SLEEP. IN THE HOPES

THAT HE FINDS HIS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.

WE'LL PICK IT UP AGAIN HERE TOMORROW.

I WANT TO SEE THE ANIMALS!

HI, MR. AND MRS. WOODSLEY.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

HI JUNE, OLIVER. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

WOW, YOU'RE GROWING BIG!

HEY, THAT'S THE PLAY WE'RE DOING WITH MOM!

YES, I KNOW.

I WAS HELPING YOUR MOTHER WITH THE WRITING.

IT'S HER FAVOURITE BOOK!

SHE EVEN READS IT TO THE ANIMALS ‐

AS IF THEY'D UNDERSTAND!

OH, THEY LOVE IT.

WHICH PART ARE YOU PLAYING?

I'M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE.

WELL, THE BOTTOM HALF.

CAN I PET THE GOAT?

SURE THING, SWEETIE. BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL,

THE GOAT'S A BIT GRUMPY.

IT'S OKAY, I'M USED TO GRUMPY!

SO, YOUR MOM BRING YOU BY FOR AN ANIMAL VISIT?

OH. I DIDN'T REALIZE YOUR DAD BROUGHT YOU.

AFTERNOON, BILL.

EB. DIDN'T TAKE YOU FOR AN ANIMAL LOVER.

I'M NOT HERE FOR THE ANIMALS.

I JUST CAME TO DROP SOMETHING OFF.

FORECLOSURE?!

YOU SAID WE HAD UNTIL CHRISTMAS!

NO, I SAID YOU HAD UNTIL DECEMBER.

DECEMBER IS NOT CHRISTMAS.

IT'S A MONTH, BILL, AND YOU'RE PAST IT.

DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THIS IS MY JOB, OLIVER, OKAY?

I TOLD YOU, PEOPLE DON'T PLAN AHEAD.

I'M SHOWING YOU WHAT NEGLIGENCE LOOKS LIKE.

WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME NEGLIGENT?

BILL, WHAT IS IT?

HE'S FORECLOSING ON THE FARM!

WELL, THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.

EB, THERE HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF MISTAKE.

THERE'S NO MISTAKE.

THIS ISN'T PERSONAL.

NOT PERSONAL?

THIS IS OUR HOME.

HOW IS THIS NOT PERSONAL?

OKAY, KIDS, TIME TO GO. BACK IN THE CAR.

NO, WAIT! I DIDN'T GET TO SEE ALL THE ANIMALS!

NO ANIMALS, OKAY?

COME ON, LETS GO.

YOU'VE GOT TWO WEEKS TO COLLECT ALL YOUR THINGS

OFF THE PROPERTY, OTHERWISE IT'LL ALL

GO UP FOR AUCTION WITH THE HOUSE.

I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY AND DO SOMETHING

BEFORE WORK TOMORROW.

SO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SISTER

AND I'LL BE HOME BEFORE DINNER, OKAY?

THEY'RE REALLY NICE PEOPLE.

EVERYBODY'S REALLY NICE TO YOU

WHEN THEY NEED SOMETHING. OLIVER,

YOU CAN'T LET THEM SUCKER YOU IN.

BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS...

NO. IT'S WEDNESDAY.

THE SOONER YOU CAN SEE THIS HOLIDAY IS A SCAM

THE SOONER YOU CAN START TO GROW UP.

GET SOME SLEEP.

OLLIE, YOU AWAKE?

NO, GO BACK TO BED.

THE ANIMALS FROM THE FARM WON'T LET ME.

JUNE, IT'S JUST A DREAM.

GO BACK TO SLEEP.

OKAY, OLLIE.

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE JUST STAYED HOME.

HEY THERE, BUDDY!

WHOA!

UGH, WE'RE SO BAD AT FIRST IMPRESSIONS.

HI, WE NEED TO TALK.

HOW ARE YOU TALKING?

WELL, I GUESS IT STARTED WHAT, NINE YEARS AGO?

BIG RED HIMSELF CAME BY BECAUSE PAM AND BILL

WERE TAKING CARE OF ONE OF HIS REINDEER,

OF COURSE WE DIDN'T KNOW

IT WAS ONE OF "THE" REINDEER, YOU KNOW?

SO HE SPRINKLES THIS DUST AND SAYS‐

CONNIE, HE WANTS TO KNOW "HOW" WE ARE TALKING!

I'M TRYING TO TELL HIM.

IT'S A STORY, YOU CAN'T JUST BLURT IT OUT

‐ YOU NEED STRUCTURE, BACKGROUND.

HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY SALT IN YOUR HOUSE?

IT WAS A REAL LONG TRIP.

THIS WHOLE THING WAS A MISTAKE.

HURRY UP, WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT.

(ANIMALS TALKING AT ONCE)

STOP!

...AND THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM!

OKAY, FORGET HOW YOU'RE TALKING,

WHY ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM?

YOU NEED TO CONVINCE YOUR DAD

TO LET US KEEP OUR FARM.

WHAT? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THAT?

I'M A KID!

SO IS THAT A "NO" ON THE SALT, THEN?

WITH THIS!

YOU WANT ME TO GIVE MY DAD A BOOK?

WE USE THE STORY TO HELP YOUR DAD

FIND HIS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.

LIKE THE SCROOGE MAN IN THE BOOK.

LOL, THIS GUY'S FOR REALS!

ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY? THIS IS JUST A STORY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GONNA GO HAVE A LOOK ON MY OWN.

THE IDEA WILL WORK IF WE WORK TOGETHER.

LOOK, GUYS. I FEEL BAD FOR YOU BUT WE'RE KIDS.

SEE? I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

THIS KID ISN'T GONNA HELP US.

HE'S JUST LIKE HIS OLD MAN.

HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!

HE WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THAT.

YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.

WELL, THERE YOU GO!

MAYBE WE CAN BOTH GET SOMETHING OUT OF THIS.

HELP US DO THIS, WE KEEP OUR FARM,

AND YOUR DAD GETS HIS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT BACK.

ACTUALLY, THAT MIGHT WORK.

FOUND THE SALT!

UNRELATED, SOMEONE KNOCKED OVER A WHOLE

BUNCH OF STUFF DIRECTLY AROUND THE SALT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, KID? YOU IN?

WE'RE IN!

WHAT DO WE DO NEXT?

(LAUGHS)

♪

HEY, MOM.

HEY, SWEETIE, WHAT'S UP?

DID YOU PIGS EAT ALL MY CEREAL?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?

NOTHING. IT'S JUST A LITTLE HOARSE.

HA! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD WATCH JUNE FOR ME?

I HAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING.

SORRY OLLIE, I'M KNEE DEEP IN FAKE SNOW

AND PINEAPPLES.

WAIT, WHY DO I HAVE PINEAPPLES?

DID I MISS THE PART WHERE SCROOGE LOVES THEM?

WAIT, WHERE'S YOUR DAD?

HE HAD TO GO TO WORK.

OF COURSE HE DID. OKAY,

I'LL CALL JEANNIE AND HAVE HER COME OVER

BUT DON'T BE TOO LONG, OKAY?

OKAY, MOM. THANKS!

WE MIGHT NEED TO READ THAT SCRIPT AGAIN, DANNY.

OKAY, JUNE, YOU STAY HERE

AND MAKE SURE NO ONE SEES THE ANIMALS.

SO WE EMBARRASS YOU?

CLARK AND I ARE GONNA GET PHASE ONE STARTED.

WILL YOU GUYS BE READY?

YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT US.

THUMBLESS ANIMALS ARE GREAT AT MAKING COSTUMES.

(DOORBELL)

JEANNIE'S GOING TO BABYSIT.

AWW, NOT JEANNIE!

SHE ALWAYS WANTS TO DO MY HAIR.

JUST DON'T LET HER SEE THE ANIMALS.

SEE YOU IN A BIT.

(GIGGLING)

HI JEANNIE.

HI OLIVER.

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING JUNE.

I SHOULD BE BACK IN AN HOUR OR SO.

OKAY, HAVE FUN!

WHO WANTS THEIR HAIR DONE?

♪

♪

HEY, EB.

HEY, DARLA, HOW IS HE?

SAME AS ALWAYS.

THAT'S NOT GOOD, IS IT.

(KNOCKING)

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOCKS, YOU KNOW THAT?

I'M FINE, DAD. HOW ARE YOU?

YOUR WIFE SENT ME ANOTHER CHRISTMAS CARD.

YEAH, SHE DOES THAT.

I SEE A COUPLE KIDS IN THE PICTURE.

I ASSUME THEY'RE MY GRANDKIDS.

I ASSUME THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T LET ME SEE THEM

IN SO LONG I FORGET WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.

YEAH, BECAUSE FIGHTS LIKE THIS IS EXACTLY

WHAT I WANT TO BRING MY KIDS AROUND FOR.

THAT WHY YOU CAME BY? TO START A FIGHT?

I DIDN'T START A FIGHT, DAD.

I JUST CAME BY TO DROP OFF THE CHECK.

SO, WHAT? I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY THANKS?

OKAY, WELL, THIS WAS FUN.

SEE YOU IN ANOTHER MONTH.

(DOOR SLAMS)

BE SURE TO KNOCK.

SO CAN ALL ANIMALS TALK?

NO, JUST US.

AFTER PAM AND BILL FIXED UP BLITZEN,

BIG RED WANTED TO SHOW HIS APPRECIATION.

WHEN HE SAW HOW MUCH PAM AND BILL LOVED US

HE THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE IF WE COULD SAY IT BACK.

KIND OF BACKFIRED WITH PETE, HUH?

EVERY YEAR I WRITE A LETTER ASKING HIM

TO TAKE HIS VOICE AWAY.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

IN THE BOOK, JACOB MARLEY TELLS SCROOGE

ABOUT THE SPIRITS SO I WAS THINKING I COULD

TRY AND CONVINCE MANNY TO DO IT FOR US.

RIGHT, 'CAUSE MANNY USED TO BE

YOUR DAD'S BUSINESS PARTNER.

YOU THINK HE WILL?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT LOOKED SO MUCH EASIER IN THE STORY

WITH MARLEY BEING A GHOST.

(MANNY SCREAMING)

SOMETHING'S WRONG! WE HAVE TO HELP HIM!

I'LL LOOK AROUND BACK!

STOP IT!

GET AWAY FROM HIM!

TAKE ME INSTEAD!

HEY, PAL. YOU OKAY?

OH, THANKS BUDDY. (YAWNS)

I HAD A DREAM THAT I DIED AND THIS

TALKING DOG WAS TAKING ME UP TO HEAVEN.

SO WEIRD.

WAIT! BUT YOU'RE A TALKING DOG!

OH, YEAH. I GUESS I AM. I'M CLARK.

DOES THAT MEAN I DIED?

NO, NO, YOU'RE FINE.

YOU JUST HAD A‐

UM, YUP. YOU DIED, SORRY.

YOU'RE A GHOST NOW.

COOL, AND I GET TO GO TO HEAVEN?

SURE, LET'S GO WITH THAT.

BUT FIRST YOU NEED TO DO ONE MORE GOOD DEED

BEFORE YOU CAN GET IN.

YEAH, SURE. ANYTHING!

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

IS MANNY OKAY?

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. MANNY'S GOING TO DO IT.

HE WANTS TO HELP US.

THAT'S GREAT!

LITTLE SIDE NOTE ‐ HE THINKS HE DIED

AND IS A GHOST. JUST GO WITH IT.

WHAT?

HEY, MANNY. RIGHT THIS WAY, PAL.

SURE!

OLIVER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

ARE YOU A GHOST TOO?

OH, NO. I'M JUST ONE OF THOSE KIDS

THAT CAN, UM, SEE DEAD PEOPLE.

I'LL BE HONEST, FOR A SECOND I WAS SUPER SAD.

COME ON, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

I GOT A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT HEAVEN

SO I'M JUST GONNA ASK!

LIKE, DO I HAVE TO WEAR A TUXEDO?

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE.

DO THEY HAVE A PLACE I CAN RENT SOME?

WHAT ABOUT THE COLOUR BLUE,

DO THEY STILL HAVE BLUE UP THERE?

(KNOCKING)

EB?

THE WOODSLEYS CALLED AND REQUESTED AN EXTENSION.

BARB, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET

WHEN YOU GIVE A PERSON IN A HOLE A SHOVEL?

NO, WHAT?

YOU GET A BIGGER HOLE. NO EXTENSION.

RIGHT. SO, MANNY'S CHARITY CALLED

AND THEY WANT A DONATION.

NO.

BUT SIR, THE ENTIRE THING IS SOMETHING

YOU CAN WRITE OFF.

YES, BARB, AND IF I LEAVE THE MONEY IN THE ACCOUNT

I WILL GET EIGHT DOLLARS IN INTEREST.

CAN YOU GET THAT BACK IN A WRITE OFF?

NO, I GUESS NOT.

ANYTHING ELSE?

NO, SIR.

THANKS, BARB.

MM HM.

SO WHAT ABOUT ICE CREAM?

LIKE, AM I ALLOWED TO STACK IT AS HIGH

AS I WANT IN HEAVEN? OR IS THERE LIKE A LIMIT?

I DON'T WANT TO BE GREEDY, RIGHT?

OH, OLIVER, REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I PUT ON

LIKE FIVE SCOOPS ONTO ONE CONE?

THAT'S TOO MUCH ICE CREAM!

MY DAD SHOULD BE OUT ANY MINUTE.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

YEAH, I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING I MIGHT GO HAUNT

A KID WHO USED TO PICK ON ME IN THE THIRD GRADE,

MAYBE SEE IF I CAN GET HIM BACK;

GIVE HIM LIKE A GHOST WEDGIE OR SOMETHING.

OH, GHOST WEDGIES! IS THAT A THING, CLARK?

MANNY, YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT.

OKAY, YES, GOT IT.

NO PROBLEM!

YOU GUYS GO AHEAD! DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME!

I HOPE HE CAN DO THIS.

WE'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE ME

YOU BETTER PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT.

MANNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAR?

I'M DEAD!

LOOK AT YOUR FACE!

HOLD ON, I WANT TO SHOW YOU.

QUIT TOUCHING THAT!

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

I'M SUPPOSED TO WARN YOU ABOUT THE THREE GHOSTS

THAT ARE GONNA VISIT YOU, BUT YOU CAN'T‐

AWW, I WAS GONNA DO IT ALL IN A FUNNY VOICE.

I HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT.

YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THREE GHOSTS

BEFORE CHRISTMAS‐ I WANNA DO IT, SO GET OUT.

DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD TODAY?

NO. YES. IT DOESN'T MATTER!

YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE GHOSTS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE THE TALKING DOG SAID I WAS SUPPOSED TO‐

THIS IS A NICE CAR!

WHEN DID YOU GET SUCH A NICE CAR?

WHAT KIND OF MUSIC ARE YOU LISTENING TO NOW?

GET OUT!

OKAY, ALRIGHT.

YOU HAVE TO UNLOCK IT, I CAN'T GET OUT.

I JUST UNLOCKED IT.

I THINK I MIGHT'VE PULLED WHEN YOU WERE‐

WELL, DON'T PULL WHEN I'M PUSHING!

I FEEL LIKE THAT WAS YOU.

I'LL DO IT THEN YOU PULL.

YOU PULLED! DON'T DO THAT!

THAT WAS ON ME. I PULLED AT THE SAME TIME.

ARE YOU PULLING IT? JUST STOP!

DO YOU HAVE CHILD LOCKS?

DON'T GET MAD, THEY'RE SAFETY FOR YOUR CHILDREN.

NOW YOU'VE LOCKED THAT.

THAT'S NOT MY FAULT.

GET OUT!

YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR FANCY CAR.

IS THIS GONNA MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

NO, NO, THIS IS VERY SLIMMING.

IT'S ALL ABOUT CURVES THIS YEAR.

HOW DID IT GO?

GOOD, WE THINK.

MY DAD SHOULD BE HOME SOON.

WHERE'S JUNE?

SHE DID MY HAIR.

I THINK IT LOOKS... NICE?

WHERE'S JUDGE?

I DID HIS HAIR!

KILL ME.

JUNE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING READY

FOR THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST!

AND MY CAMERA'S NOT A TOY.

WE WERE PLAYING FASHION SHOW!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SWEETIE.

THE COSTUMES ARE READY.

WOW, GREAT JOB, CONNIE.

THANK YOU, DARLING.

OH, SO YOU'RE JUST TAKING THE CREDIT

FOR ALL OF US NOW? OKAY, I SEE HOW THIS IS.

DAD'S HERE, YOU GUYS HIDE.

I'M GOING TO DUCK UNDER HERE!

HA! SHE SAID "DUCK" AND SHE'S A DUCK!

HEY, DAD. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

IT WAS FINE.

COOL. SO, NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY?

NO.

EXCEPT YOUR UNCLE MANNY BROKE INTO THE

BACK OF MY CAR, ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK.

I THINK HE HIT HIS HEAD AGAIN.

WOW, RANDOM.

YEAH, IT WAS.

YOU TWO WANT TO GET WASHED UP FOR DINNER?

OKAY.

DADDY?

WHAT'S UP?

I GOT EVERYBODY THEIR CHRISTMAS GIFTS,

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU.

DO YOU HAVE A LIST?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING, JUNE.

BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS.

TO BE HONEST, I FIND THE WHOLE THING A BIT SILLY.

GO GET WASHED UP WITH YOUR BROTHER.

OKAY, DADDY.

OKAY, HE'S ASLEEP.

EVERYONE KNOW WHAT TO DO?

GOOD TO GO!

TECHNICAL IS ALL READY. NESTOR, YOU'RE UP!

ARE YOU READY?

NOT GONNA LET YOU DOWN, BOSS!

OKAY, JUST GO IN THERE AND DO YOUR THING!

OOH, THIS IS A NICE HOUSE.

IS THIS NATURAL WOOD?

WAKE UP, EB! IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!

I SAID OOH! WAKE UP, EB!

ALRIGHT, NOW I'M TAKING THIS PERSONALLY.

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST!

OKAY, VERY FUNNY.

OKAY, IT'S LATE, GO BACK TO BED.

WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT THING?

I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST,

HERE TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOU, UM...

FORGOT! FORGOT!

YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, I FORGO‐

OH, YES! TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOU FORGOT!

IT'S LATE AND I HAVE TO GET UP

EARLY IN THE MORNING. SO, PLEASE...

WHAT IS THIS?

IT'S TIME TO GO BACK, EB.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO A TIME

WHEN CHRISTMAS MATTERED.

WHAT IS THIS? I TOLD YOU TO GRAB

THE ONE THAT SAID "CHRISTMAS".

I DID! WE GOT IT FROM YOUR ATTIC LIKE YOU SAID.

IT WAS IN AN OLD BOX.

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE A CHRISTMAS

FROM WHEN "I" WAS LITTLE.

THAT'S NOT ME.

IT'S ME.

THAT'S MY DAD?

LOOKS LIKE HE'S AROUND MY AGE.

I REMEMBER THIS.

WHO'S THAT WOMAN, OLLIE?

I THINK THAT'S GRANDMA.

SHE PASSED AWAY A FEW CHRISTMASES AGO.

ACTUALLY, THAT WAS RIGHT AROUND THE TIME

THAT DAD STOPPED LIKING CHRISTMAS.

YES, REMEMBER THIS CHRISTMAS?

REMEMBER HOW HAPPY YOU WERE HERE?

I REMEMBER GETTING A TRAIN THAT YEAR.

IT WASN'T EVEN MY TRAIN, IT WAS MY COUSIN'S TRAIN.

I LOVED PLAYING WITH IT WHEN WE WENT OVER THERE.

I THINK MY MOM GOT HER SISTER TO GIVE IT TO HER

SO SHE COULD GIVE IT TO ME.

CHRISTMAS WAS ALWAYS HER FAVOURITE.

IT LOOKS LIKE SHE LOVED YOU VERY MUCH.

SHE WAS A GREAT MOM. I REALLY MISS HER.

OLLIE, IT'S WORKING!

THAT WASN'T NICE.

WHO'S THE DOWNER?

I THINK THAT'S GRANDPA.

WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE GRANDMA DIED.

HOW COME?

MOM SAYS IT'S BECAUSE DAD AND GRANDPA

FIGHT TOO MUCH.

IT WAS A STUPID TRAIN ANYWAY.

THING DIDN'T EVEN WORK.

MY DAD WAS RIGHT. IT'S NO USE GETTING

ALL EXCITED FOR ONE DAY OF THE YEAR.

OKAY.

OKAY WHAT?

OKAY, WHAT'S NEXT?

YOU'RE THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME NEXT?

UM. I HADN'T THOUGHT THAT FAR AHEAD.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT

THAT FAR AHEAD?

I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THIS WHOLE THING IS JU‐

I PANICKED.

I HEAD‐BUTT WHEN I PANIC.

I'VE SEEN HIM DO IT ‐ HE DOES.

MORNING, EB.

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

EVERYTHING OKAY?

YEAH.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS, BARB?

NO, SIR. ARE YOU SEEING THEM IN HERE?

NO, NOT HERE.

JUST HAVING REALLY STRANGE DREAMS LATELY.

SO REAL.

MY HEAD IS KILLING ME.

WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN GO HOME.

IT'S PRETTY SLOW AND ALL THE OTHER BUSINESSES

ARE SHUT DOWN FOR THE HOLIDAYS ANYWAY.

NO, NO, LET THEM FALL BEHIND.

WE KNOW BETTER, RIGHT?

I SUPPOSE SO, SIR.

♪

♪

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED!

I KNOW! ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO!

PETE, HOW WE LOOKING FOR TOMORROW NIGHT?

GREAT! I MEAN, WE'D PROBABLY BE DOING BETTER

IF I WASN'T, LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE ONLY ONE

DOING ALL THE WORK OR WHATEVER,

BUT NAH, IT'S FINE, YOU'RE ALL HAVING FUN!

JUDGE, YOU'RE A WONDERFUL DANCER!

DOES ANYONE WANT TO TAKE MY PLACE?

WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED LIKE THAT?

I GOT HOOVES FOR HANDS, GENIUS!

NOT EXACTLY GREAT AT UNDOING BUTTONS!

♪

OLLIE, I JUST THOUGHT OF WHAT TO GET DAD

FOR CHRISTMAS!

TURN THE MUSIC OFF, IT'S MOM!

BUT OLLIE, DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW

WHAT I'M GETTING DAD?

TELL ME LATER, OKAY?

(DOORBELL)

BING BONG ‐ THAT'S A CATCHY TUNE!

NESTOR, BE QUIET! IF MY MOM HEARS YOU, WE'RE DONE!

I'LL GO SEE WHAT SHE WANTS.

HEY, MOM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, THAT'S A FUNNY WAY TO GREET YOUR MOTHER.

WAS THAT YOU SINGING?

YEAH, JUNE AND I ARE, UM, PRACTICING FOR THE PLAY.

WOW, REALLY? THAT'S GREAT!

I FEEL BAD FOR BRUSHING YOU OFF THIS MORNING SO I

THOUGHT I'D TAKE YOU GUYS OUT TO LUNCH ON MY BREAK.

I'LL GO GET JUNE.

I'LL GET HER!

JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE, OKAY?

SURE, I'LL MEET YOU GUYS IN THE CAR.

OKAY, I HAVE TO GO WITH MY MOM.

I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN.

KEEP EVERYONE HERE AND OUT OF SIGHT.

WE CAN HANDLE THIS. HAVE FUN.

YEAH, I'LL GO GET JUNE FOR YOU.

HI MRS. S.

HI DARYL.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR CHRISTMAS PLAY THIS YEAR.

I BET IT'S GOING TO BE MAGICAL!

THANK YOU, DARYL.

I WAS HOPING YOU'D BE IN THE PLAY THIS YEAR.

(LAUGHING)

WHO'S THIS CLOWN?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

HE'S JUST SOME JERK FROM MY SCHOOL.

(LAUGHING)

HEY, JUNE. WHO'S THE KID?

HIS NAME'S DARYL. HE PICKS ON OLLIE.

THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

I WISH HE'D LEAVE HIM ALONE.

MAYBE I'LL GET YOU AN EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT, KID.

BYE, CLARK. BYE, CONNIE.

CONNIE, YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK?

I CALL PIGGYBACK ON NESTOR!

I CALL PIGGYBACK ON GAIL!

WHAT!?

AND HENRY IS SICK SO I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT

IF HE'LL BE ABLE TO DO IT,

AND LAUREN WANTS TO SING "SILENT NIGHT"

AT THE START NOW, SO IT'S JUST CRAZY.

I KNOW IT'S NOT VERY NEIGHBOURLY,

BUT I REALLY WANT THE PLAY TO GO WELL

SO I CAN RUB IT IN GLEN'S FACE.

ANYWAY, HOW'S IT GOING AT DAD'S?

I KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING HIM FOR CHRISTMAS!

BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.

SURE, I'LL HELP YOU.

THEN WE CAN BOTH GIVE IT TO HIM ON CHRISTMAS!

OH, UM...

YOU'LL BE THERE, RIGHT?

YOU SAID YOU'D HELP.

JUNE, STOP IT.

SHE PROMISED!

IT'S OKAY, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

OLLIE? HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOU?

IT'S FINE. FUN, ACTUALLY.

REALLY?

"FUN" ISN'T A WORD PEOPLE HAVE USED

TO DESCRIBE YOUR DAD IN A WHILE.

IT'S FUN BECAUSE OF THE ANIMALS.

THE ANIMALS?

THE ANIMALS FROM THE FARM.

THE WOODSLEY ANIMALS? WHEN WERE YOU GUYS THERE?

DAD BROUGHT US THERE A COUPLE DAYS AGO.

DAD STOLE THEIR HOUSE.

WHAT?

FOR WORK, BUT IT'S OKAY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BROUGHT YOU GUYS THERE.

I THINK IT'LL BE ALRIGHT.

WE SHOULD JUST WAIT AND SEE.

FINISH UP YOUR LUNCH.

MOM'S GOTTA MAKE A QUICK CALL, OKAY?

JUNE, WE HAVE TO KEEP IT A SECRET.

I'M SORRY, OLLIE.

WE SHOULD BE FINE AS LONG AS

THERE'S NO OTHER SURPRISES.

(KNOCKING)

OH, NO.

EB SAVINGS. EB SPEAKING.

DID YOU REALLY TAKE THE KIDS TO THE WOODSLEY FARM

TO SERVE THE FORECLOSURE NOTICE?

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU?

IT'S IMPORTANT THEY SEE

HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS, HEATHER.

THINK, OLLIE.

UH, HEY, EVERYONE.

I JUST WANT TO TELL EVERYONE THAT MANNY

HIT HIS HEAD REALLY HARD YESTERDAY.

OH, MY GOSH. IS HE ALRIGHT?

YES, HE'S OKAY, BUT HE THINKS HE'S A GHOST.

OH, YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS STRANGE

BUT HIS DOCTOR SAID WE SHOULD JUST GO WITH IT.

IT'S BETTER TO RIDE IT OUT.

PLEASE, EVERYONE... FOR MANNY.

HEY, OLIVER, JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

DID YOU KNOW GHOSTS GET HUNGRY?

WATCH, READY?

OOH, FLOATING BACON! HOW IS THAT HAPPENING?

LOOK AT HIS FACE! HE'S SO FREAKED OUT!

GHOST MASSAGE!

HE'S GOING TO BE SO RELAXED

AND HE WON'T KNOW WHY!

HOW'S THIS LOOK?

(LAUGHING)

IS IT FUNNY?

SAY "I'M FUNNY!"

(LAUGHING)

THANKS! HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS THIRSTY?

HEY, THAT'S MY DRINK!

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S IN MY HAND!

LOUDSPEAKER: EXCUSE ME,

IF I COULD HAVE YOUR ATTENTION.

SOMEONE LEFT A WALLET WITH A LOT OF MONEY

IN THE BATHROOM.

SO IF IT'S YOURS PLEASE GO AND GET IT.

SWEET!

FREE MONEY!

HOLD MY DRINK.

DON'T MIND IF I DO.

HEY! WHAT IS THIS?

WHERE'S ALL THE MONEY?

(DOOR SLAMS)

WHO'S DOING THIS?

(DARYL...)

WHO SAID THAT?

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

(IT'S NOT VERY NICE TO BE A BULLY, DARYL)

WHOEVER'S OUT THERE, THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

(STOP BEING A BULLY)

WHOEVER'S OUT THERE

COME IN HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BUTT!

(STOP BEING A BULLY!)

YOU THINK SENDING YOUR LITTLE DOG OUT

IS GOING TO MAKE ME STOP?

WHOA!

WHOEVER'S TALKING BETTER COME OUT RIGHT NOW.

WE'RE THE ONES TALKING!

SERIOUSLY, CAN HE NOT SEE US?

WHA! UH!

DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

TELL HIM YOU FELL.

UH, I FELL.

AND TELL HIM SOMETHING EMBARRASSING ABOUT YOU.

WHAT?

HMPH!

AND I TAKE BALLET ON WEEKENDS AND I SLEEP WITH

MY TEDDY BEAR NAMED MR. MOMO.

BALLET AND TEDDY BEARS?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

WOW! I WAS HOPING FOR SILVER AND GOT THE GOLD!

DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD

HAVING THEM LAUGH AT YOU, DOES IT?

NO, SIR.

REMEMBER THAT THE NEXT TIME

YOU FEEL LIKE BEING A BULLY.

YES, MA'AM. SO WHAT NOW?

UH, RUN?

(SCREAMING)

DARYL, WHERE YA GOING?

MANNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JIMBO NEVER PUTS ENOUGH HOT SAUCE ON.

I'M JUST MAKING IT BETTER.

HE DOESN'T MAKE GREAT SANDWICHES.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME HE'S NOT A VERY GOOD COOK.

WELL, MAYBE GET IT TO GO?

GET SOME GHOST STUFF DONE.

OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!

I HAD A WHOLE LIST OF THINGS I WANT TO DO.

I WANT TO GO INTO A CANDY STORE AT NIGHT, I WANT TO

TALK TO A TURTLE, I WANT TO RIDE A BICYCLE BY SOME

PEOPLE AND FREAK THEM OUT LIKE "GHOST BIKE!"

WHERE'S YOUR TALKING DOG?

TALKING DOG... POOR GUY.

DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF TALKING?

YOU'RE SOUNDING JUST LIKE YOUR DAD.

I'LL TELL THE TALKING DOG YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM.

OKAY, THAT SOUNDS GOOD!

HEY, OLLIE, YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.

PEOPLE ARE GONNA START THINKING

YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF.

YOU LOOK A LITTLE CRAZY.

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, SO MAYBE HELP ME OUT

AND GET HOME. OKAY, BUDDY?

ALRIGHT, I'LL WAIT FOR YOU AND THE DOG

AT MY HOUSE.

GHOST SANDWICH.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

OH, I LOVE MY AFTERLIFE.

HEY, WAS THAT MANNY?

YEAH, JUST MISSED HIM.

HE'S A GHOST NOW.

JUNE BUG, I WISH I HAD YOUR IMAGINATION!

HOW ABOUT YOU, OLLIE?

YOUR LIFE EVER THIS EXCITING?

NO. NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS TO ME.

(BANGING)

OLIVER!! I'M SO SORRY!

I BULLY BECAUSE I'M SOCIALLY AWKWARD!

I PROMISE I'LL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT MR. MOMO

AND BALLET PRACTICE, JUST PLEASE MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

AAAUGH!

HE'S STILL WORKING.

WE NEED HIM TO GO TO SLEEP!

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

OLIVER, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP?

I HEARD YOU TYPING

AND I WONDERED WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

JUST GETTING SOME MORE WORK DONE.

CAN NEVER GET TOO FAR AHEAD, YOU KNOW.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE UP FOR A WHILE THEN?

YEAH, AT LEAST A COUPLE MORE HOURS.

YOU CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

OKAY, 'NIGHT, DAD.

GOOD NIGHT.

HE WON'T GO TO SLEEP!

I'VE SEEN HIM LIKE THIS. SOMETIMES I WAKE UP

AND HE'S STILL THERE WORKING!

THIS IS TERRIBLE!

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING THIS THING?

HE WON'T GO TO SLEEP.

WE'LL HAVE TO DO IT TOMORROW.

WE CAN'T DO IT TOMORROW.

WE HAVE TO DO THE FUTURE TOMORROW!

WELL, IF YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA

I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT!

(BONK)

PANICKED AGAIN.

OLIVER, YOUR DAD'S LIKE REALLY HEAVY!

SERIOUSLY, CAN'T HE EAT LIKE A SALAD

NOW AND THEN?

IF YOU WANT MY DAD TO SIGN BACK YOUR FARM

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STOP KNOCKING HIM OUT.

SURE. BLAME THE GUY GETTING RESULTS.

BY THE WAY, I SAW DARYL TODAY.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH, HE SEEMED PRETTY FREAKED OUT.

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT,

WOULD YOU?

NO IDEA. YOU ASKED US TO STAY HERE.

BUT MAYBE THE KID GOT A LITTLE BIT OF HIS OWN

MEDICINE AND DIDN'T LIKE THE TASTE OF IT.

THANKS CLARK.

NO PROBLEM, BUDDY.

OLLIE, WHO'S GOING TO DRIVE?

I DON'T KNOW. CLARK?

LIKE SERIOUSLY? DON'T SWEAT IT.

HOW DO YOU THINK WE GET TO THE MARKET?

(TIRES SQUEALING)

LIKE THE NURSERY RHYME.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, AM I THE ONLY ONE

TERRIFIED ABOUT BABIES DRIVING A CAR?

HA HA HA! THIS IS MINE NOW!

WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?

I'LL BE A GOOD BOY.

OKAY, YOU READY?

READY.

WE'LL GET INTO POSITIONS. GOOD LUCK!

OKAY, WAKE HIM UP!

HUH? WHERE AM I?

HEY, EB. I'M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

A TALKING BUNNY? A SPOTLIGHT?

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. I WANT TO GO HOME.

MY DAD'S REALLY SCARED.

OLLIE, I DON'T LIKE THIS.

IT'S OKAY, GIVE HER A SECOND.

CONNIE CAN DO THIS.

IT'S OKAY. I'M NOT HERE TO HURT YOU OR SCARE YOU.

I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING.

AFTER THAT I'LL TAKE YOU HOME, ALRIGHT?

OKAY.

HEY, IT'S THE WOODSLEY'S FARM.

YUP, THE FARM YOU FORECLOSED ON.

HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT, OKAY?

I WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE THEM THAT LOAN.

THEY DEFAULTED ON IT.

I CAN'T JUST GIVE OUT HOUSES, ALRIGHT?

I HAVE A FAMILY TO TAKE CARE OF TOO.

BUT THE WOODSLEYS ARE A FAMILY TOO, SEE?

WHY ARE ALL THE ANIMALS INSIDE?

THE WOODSLEYS TAKE CARE OF ALL KINDS OF

MISPLACED AND SICK ANIMALS.

BUT THAT'S CRAZY... I MEAN,

THE COST OF FEEDING THEM ALONE IS‐

THEY PAY FOR IT ALL THEMSELVES.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

HEY!, I HAD A DOG LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH, HE WAS A STRAY.

FOLLOWED ME HOME FROM SCHOOL ONCE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE HE LIKED ME,

TURNED OUT I LEFT MY LUNCH BOX OPEN.

I HAD HIM FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.

WHY IS HE IN THERE?

LIKE I SAID, SICK ANIMALS.

OH, IS HE, UH... I MEAN, WILL HE...

DON'T KNOW.

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS IS WHAT THEY DID HERE.

WHY WOULDN'T THEY SAY SOMETHING?

I MEAN, I HAVE A HEART TOO.

I KNOW SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT,

BUT I DO.

I'M A, I'M A GOOD PERSON.

I KNOW I'M A GOOD PERSON.

COME ON, I'LL TAKE YOU HOME NOW.

NO, NO. CAN WE WAIT A BIT, WATCH THE ANIMALS?

JUST UNTIL I WAKE UP OR WHATEVER?

I THINK THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

NO, NO, THE CHAINS HAVE TO BE SCARY.

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE A GHOST IN BLING.

OH, WHO'S THAT?

THAT'S GLEN!

HE'S THE EXTRAORDINARY DIRECTOR FROM LAST YEAR!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

GLEN, WHAT A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU!

JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP BY.

NOT CHECKING IN ON YOU, OF COURSE.

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

EVERYBODY'S TALKING THAT

THIS IS GOING TO BE FABULOUS!

BUT AFTER MY PLAY LAST YEAR I THINK I REMEMBER

SOMEONE SAYING THAT THAT WAS THE NEW BENCHMARK

BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO SAID IT.

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS YOU WHO SAID THAT.

WHO CAN REMEMBER?

WELL, I ALWAYS APPRECIATE YOU

STOPPING BY, EXPECTED OR NOT,

BUT I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FEW THINGS HERE.

OH, I DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED IN THE WAY!

BUT THAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN

BEING CALLED A FAILURE, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

IT'S JUST YOU LOOKED SO TIRED

THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.

I FELT OBLIGATED TO COME BY AND OFFER A HAND.

WELL, THANKS, BUT I'M DOING JUST FINE.

MOMMY!

OH, MY JUNE BUG! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

HEY, CAN YOU TAKE THIS TO DANNY OVER THERE?

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO DO

I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, ALRIGHT!

ALWAYS LOVE WHEN YOU DROP BY, GLEN.

WHO DOESN'T?

HEY, OLLIE. READY TO PLAY A GHOST?

YEAH, I SAW JIMMY WEARING HIS HOCKEY SKATES

SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SMELLING THAT.

I WAS GOING TO LET YOU SWEAT IT OUT A BIT MORE

BUT I GOT JIMMY TO PLAY THE TINY TIM PART.

SO I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD MY BREATH?

NO, YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY THE GHOST

ALL BY YOURSELF.

THANKS MOM, YOU'RE THE BEST!

NOW GO AND TRY ON YOUR COSTUME, OKAY?

FIGURED HE'D WAIT UNTIL I WASN'T AROUND

TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

KIDS KEEP YOU UP?

NO, JUST SOME UNUSUAL DREAMS.

I SEE GLEN DROPPED BY TO OFFER

SOME OF HIS INFINITE WISDOM.

SOMETIMES HOURLY.

HEY, LOOK. I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID ON THE PHONE.

YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S YOUR BUSINESS AND

I SHOULDN'T BE TELLING YOU HOW TO RUN IT.

WELL, I'M NOT SURE YOU WERE

ALL THE WAY WRONG EITHER, SO...

SOMETIMES I FORGET IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT NUMBERS.

HEY, YOU WANNA STICK AROUND?

COULD USE A HAND PAINTING THE SET.

OH, I HAVE A TON OF PAPERWORK

FOR THAT WOODSLEY DEAL, SO...

RIGHT. I'LL STOP BY THERE LATER

AND SEE IF I CAN HELP THEM AT ALL.

I'D GIVE THAT A COUPLE OF DAYS.

I, UM, I FOUND SOME ERRORS IN THE PAPERWORK.

YOU KNOW BARB ‐ SO SLOPPY.

SO MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THAT A COUPLE MORE DAYS.

YEAH, BARB IS PRETTY SLOPPY

WITH THAT PAPERWORK.

YOU CAN LOSE THE SMILE.

WHAT? I ALWAYS SMILE AT CHRISTMAS!

IS IT SUPPOSED TO FIT LIKE THIS?

WHAT IS THAT? YEAH, THAT'S A SMILE.

IS THIS THE OLD EB COMING BACK?

YOU'RE A CRAZY PERSON.

SO THIS IS HOW CRAZY PEOPLE START.

BY POKING PEOPLE WITH PAINTBRUSHES?

YEAH, BY POKING PEOPLE WITH PAINTBRUSHES. DON'T.

THANK YOU, BY THE WAY,

FOR SENDING MY DAD THAT CARD.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HIM ABOUT US.

YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

OKAY, WELL, I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO IT.

YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.

WHAT?

THE PLAY. YOU'LL BE HERE, RIGHT?

NO, I JUST SAID I'M UP TO MY EARS

IN PAPERWORK FOR THIS WOODSLEY THING.

UNBELIEVABLE.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, HEATHER.

I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE!

SO MUCH FOR THE OLD EB.

OKAY, GREAT. I'M THE BAD GUY ONCE AGAIN.

SO YOU PLAY WHILE I WORK.

JUST GO.

I AM!

♪ WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ♪

♪ ALL THE PRESENTS WRAPPED UNDER THE TREE ♪

♪ EVERYBODY SMILING ♪

♪ EVERYBODY EXCEPT ME ♪

♪ THEY SAY "LITTLE BOY, WHY DO YOU CRY? ♪

♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS" ♪

♪ AND I REPLY "IT'S FINE TO CRY ♪

♪ BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS" ♪

♪ I REPLY "IT'S FINE TO CRY ♪

♪ BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS" ♪

♪ I REPLY "IT'S FINE TO CRY ♪

♪ BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS" ♪

HEY, OLLIE, JUNE AND I ARE GONNA

GRAB LUNCH FOR EVERYONE. YOU WANNA‐

I'LL GET YOU A SANDWICH.

PSST.

PSSST! HEY, OLLIE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

SOMEONE MIGHT SEE YOU.

I JUST CAME BY TO LET YOU KNOW

EVERYTHING'S IN PLACE FOR TONIGHT.

AFTER THE PLAY WE'RE GOING TO JUMP OUT

FROM BEHIND YOUR DAD'S CAR.

MY DAD'S NOT COMING.

HMMM, I GUESS WE'LL NEED A NEW PLAN THEN, HUH?

YEAH.

OLLIE, YOU ALRIGHT?

WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE PANCAKES!

NOT SURE I FOLLOW.

IT'S HOW I KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS.

IT'S THE ONLY THING MY DAD KNOWS HOW TO MAKE

SO WHEN I WAKE UP IT'S NOT THE PRESENTS

OR MY STOCKING I LOOK FORWARD TO.

IT'S THE PANCAKES.

MAYBE YOUR MOM CAN MAKE THEM FOR YOU.

I GUESS I THOUGHT IF I COULD HELP MY DAD

IT WOULD SOMEHOW GET MY PARENTS BACK TOGETHER.

PRETTY STUPID, HUH?

NOT STUPID AT ALL. I'VE BEEN SO BUSY

THINKING ABOUT OUR FARM I HADN'T REALLY

THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. I'M SORRY.

IT DOESN'T MATTER, IT DIDN'T WORK.

ALRIGHT, UP YOU GET!

WHAT? I JUST SAID IT WAS OVER.

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

YOU SAID HE'S NOT COMING TONIGHT.

SO NOW WE NEED A NEW PLAN THAT GETS HIM HERE SO WE

CAN GET OUR FARM, AND YOU CAN GET YOUR PANCAKES.

SO NO MORE MOPEY PANTS, ALRIGHT?

ALRIGHT.

SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?

WELL, WE DO HAVE ONE MORE ANIMAL

BACK AT THE FARM WHO CAN HELP,

BUT I WAS HOPING WE WOULDN'T NEED HIM.

WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S GET HIM.

CALL PETE.

(YEAH?)

CALL HIM.

(WHAT? NO WAY!)

(I TOLD YOU IF HE WAS COMING THEN I WAS OUT!)

JUST TELL HIM TO MEET US HERE.

(WHA‐WHA‐WHA‐WHAT'S THAT, FUTURE CLARK?)

("OH, HEY PETE, YOU'RE SUPER HANDSOME)

(AND TRIED TO WARN US BUT IT STILL WENT BAD.)

(YOU WERE RIGHT AS ALWAYS, HANDSOME PETE!")

(THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND!)

NOW WHAT?

NOW WE WAIT.

FOR WHAT?

FOR THAT.

WHOA! WE CAN'T SEND THAT THING IN THERE!

IT'LL EAT MY DAD!

WHAT? NO, THAT'S JUST HIS RIDE.

HELLO, PLEASE LET ME OUT.

BYE GUYS, SEE YOU LATER!

HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU.

DON'T OPEN IT!

WHAT? WHY NOT?

SO, WHO AM I BITING?

THAT'S WHY.

NO ONE'S GETTING BIT.

OF COURSE THEY ARE.

I HAVE TEETH, THEY HAVE SKIN. I BITE EVERYONE.

THAT'S WHY YOU CALL ME.

IS HE SERIOUS?

RAFFI, NO BITING!

WE JUST NEED YOU TO DO YOUR TALKING THING

TO THE KID'S DAD.

AHH, I SEE. I TALK TO YOUR DAD, MAKE HIM FEEL

ALL WARM AND FUZZY, AND THEN I BITE HIM.

NO BITING!

THAT WILL RUIN EVERYTHING.

RAFFI CAN DO THIS THING, HE'S A HYPNOTIST.

SERIOUSLY?

YES. HYPNOTIST‐ SLASH‐BITER.

NO BITING!

WE'LL SEE.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING BACK THERE?

WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE A LITTLE MUSIC

WHILE YOU WORK.

I MADE YOU A SANDWICH, DADDY.

OH, THANKS.

I'LL GET TO THAT LATER, THANK YOU.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT COMING TONIGHT, DAD?

I'D REALLY LIKE TO

BUT I JUST HAVE SO MUCH TO DO HERE.

IT'S OKAY, DAD. I'LL TAKE JUNE TO THE THEATRE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

THANKS, SWEETIE.

THE BABY'S IN THE BASKET.

I REPEAT, THE BABY'S IN THE BASKET.

WHAT? WHAT BABY?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE PUTTING THE MONITOR

BEHIND THE STEREO TO TRICK YOUR DAD?

IT WAS CODE. YES, I PUT THE MONITOR THERE.

IS RAFFI READY?

OH, NOW I GET IT.

AND YEAH, THE FREAK IS READY TO DO HIS THING.

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "RELAXING WITH RAFFI".

I'M YOUR HOST, RAFFI.

AND THAT LAST SONG WAS CALLED

"LET ME HAVE JUST ONE BITE OF YOU".

NO BITING!

SO I WANT YOU TO JUST SIT BACK, RELAX, AND

LISTEN TO THE SOOTHING SOUND OF MY VOICE.

I THINK IT'S WORKING!

KEEP GOING!

ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW SOMETIMES

ON A NICE COOL EVENING SUCH AS THIS

OUR HANDS SEEM TO JUST FLOAT UP INTO THE AIR

AS IF THEY WERE LIKE A BALLOON.

YOU FIND YOURSELF LISTENING TO THE MUSIC.

IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?

MAYBE YOU WANT TO MOVE TO IT A LITTLE?

GO ON. RAFFI SAID IT'S OKAY.

AND WE ALWAYS DO WHAT RAFFI SAYS, DON'T WE?

HE'S DANCING!

OOH, BUT ALL THIS DANCING IS MAKING YOU HUNGRY.

BETTER TAKE A BITE OF THAT DELICIOUS,

SUCCULENT SANDWICH.

THERE YOU GO.

NOW GO AHEAD AND STAND UP.

NOW WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT, COME UPSTAIRS

TO THE CHILDREN'S ROOM AND FREE RAFFI.

SET ME FREE TO BITE YOU!

IGNORE THAT!

SLEEP, EB, SLEEP!

WHAT WAS THAT, CLARK?

LOOKS LIKE MAYBE YOU WANT TO SAY "HEY PETE,

YOU WERE RIGHT. THIS RAT'S CRAZY!"

LET'S JUST GET EB TO THE THEATRE.

ABSOLUTELY. WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME

FOR YOU TO TELL ME I WAS RIGHT.

HI THERE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

JUST GRAB A SEAT ANYWHERE, OKAY?

WE'RE ABOUT TO START.

GLEN!

OH, THIS LOOKS MARVELOUS!

I SEE YOU'VE GONE WITH THE MINIMALIST LOOK?

NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE GONE WITH,

BUT IT'S YOUR VISION. AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT

WHAT THEY'RE SAYING OUT THERE.

WHY, WHAT ARE THEY SAYING OUT THERE?

MOMMY!

I CAN'T GET MY EARS ON.

OH, THAT'S OKAY, SWEETIE. I'LL HELP YOU.

HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR BROTHER?

DO YOU WANT ONE?

THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT!

WE JUST HAVE TO GET HIM IN THE BACK,

RUN THROUGH CHRISTMAS FUTURE

THEN GET HIM HOME BEFORE ANYONE SEES HIM.

BYE, GUYS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

NO PROBLEM, WE CAN DO THIS!

WHAT IN THE WORLD?

MOM, I CAN EXPLAIN.

YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE NOT IN COSTUME?

THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO BEGIN!

RIGHT. SORRY, I HAD TO RUN HOME.

WELL, LET'S GET YOU READY, PLEASE.

EVERYBODY'S WAITING.

I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

WITH TEN MINUTES TO GO?

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU THERE MYSELF.

YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT US, WE'RE FINE!

WE'LL JUST MOVE THIS GIGANTIC MAN WITHOUT YOU.

DO YOU KNOW YOUR PART?

LIGHTS GO ON, RAISE MY ARMS?

TURKEY GOES IN THE BACK.

YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT

BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BEST ARM RAISER EVER!

OKAY, I GOTTA GET YOU OUT FRONT.

NO, TANIA, DON'T KICK THE TREES!

JUNE, YOU READY?

READY!

KID, YOU, UH... DROPPED YOUR TAIL.

THANKS JUDGE. I LOVE YOU.

ALRIGHT, SETTLE DOWN. IT'S JUST A TAIL.

THE KIDS ARE READY.

I DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

THIS GUY IS NOT WAKING UP.

BOOPY! BOOPY!

COME ON, MR. MEAN MAN.

WAKE UP FROM THE CUTE BOOPY'S.

PETE, STOP IT. RAFFI, GIVE HIM THE

COMMAND WORD TO WAKE HIM UP.

WHAT? I DON'T KNOW ANY COMMAND WORDS.

THEN HOW DO WE SNAP HIM OUT OF THIS?

IF I MAY SUGGEST‐

NO!

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.

ON ME, DANNY.

JUST A LITTLE BIT THIS WAY.

GOOD WORK!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'LL BEGIN THE SHOW

IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.

WE'RE OUT OF TIME!

WANT ME TO TRY BOOPY AGAIN?

OUT OF THE WAY!

WHAT IS THIS?

HI EB.

OH, COME ON. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE?

I AM. I'M HERE TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOUR LIFE

WOULD BE LIKE IF YOU KEEP UP YOUR WAYS.

DID YOU DROP THAT ON ME?

PERK OF THE JOB. COME ON.

LOOK AT OLIVER, HE LOOKS GREAT.

JUNE'S ADORABLE. WHERE ARE WE?

THIS IS THE BACK OF THE THEATRE.

YOUR KIDS ARE GETTING READY

TO PUT ON YOUR WIFE'S PLAY.

BOY, CHRISTMAS ISN'T GOING TO BE THE SAME

WITHOUT THE WHOLE FAMILY, IS IT?

AHEM!

I SAID, CHRISTMAS ISN'T GOING TO BE THE SAME

WITHOUT THE WHOLE FAMILY, IS IT, JUNE?

JUNE, YOU HAVE TO SAY‐

I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT!

JUNE, IT'S OKAY. JUST SAY IT.

IS THIS PART OF THE PLAY?

I JUST WANT DAD TO STOP BEING SO MAD,

BE FUN AT CHRISTMAS LIKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE.

I'M SORRY, JUNE.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

YOU CAN CHANGE THIS.

CAN I?

IT'S NOT ENOUGH JUST TO SAY IT.

YOU'D HAVE TO WANT TO CHANGE THIS.

REALLY WANT IT.

I DO. I REALLY DO.

I CAN BE NICER.

I'LL‐ I'LL START BY FIGURING OUT HOW TO

GIVE THE WOODSLEYS THEIR FARM BACK.

YOUR KIDS LOVE YOU, EB.

(I THINK WE'RE ALMOST READY TO START THE SHOW)

SHE SAID START THE SHOW!

NO! NESTOR, STOP!

WELL, I GUESS WE WEREN'T QUITE READY

TO START THE SHOW.

WELL, LESSON LEARNED. WE SHOULD GET YOU HOME.

IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS IF I DON'T COME

TO THE SHOW TONIGHT? I WANT TO SEE MORE.

NO, WAIT! DON'T GO OUT THERE!

EB?

YOU CAN SEE ME?

OF COURSE I CAN SEE YOU.

YOU'RE STANDING ON THE STAGE.

LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY FOUND

YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, EB!

(LAUGHTER)

WAIT, DAD. BEFORE YOU GET MAD, WE CAN EXPLAIN.

WE DID THIS TO HELP YOU.

THIS ISN'T A DREAM?

OLIVER, WHAT IS THIS?

WE THOUGHT IF WE COULD HELP DAD FIND

HIS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT HE'D GIVE THE FARM

BACK TO THE ANIMALS.

WHAT ANIMALS?

YOU WANT ME TO GET NESTOR TO HEAD‐BUTT HIM AGAIN?

(GASP!)

I MEAN NEIGH.

PLEASE, THIS IS ALL OUR FAULT.

THE KIDS WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP US.

OH, HI DARYL. NICE TO SEE YOU.

THIS WAS ALL A TRICK? WERE YOU IN ON THIS?

EB, CALM DOWN.

I ASSURE YOU I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS.

I'M NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN.

THIS WAS REALLY LOW!

WE JUST WANTED YOU TO BE HAPPY, DADDY.

(AWW)

OKAY, THIS IS CRAZY! TALKING ANIMALS,

MY KIDS TRYING TO TELL ME I NEED CHRISTMAS ‐

WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT PLANNED FOR ME?

I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE ALL THINKING.

HOW IS THIS DOOR DRAMATICALLY OPENING?

OLIVER, I'M ADDING SOME GHOSTLY EFFECTS

TO THE SHOW! LOOK AT HIS FACE!

I'M GONNA WATCH THE SHOW.

THAT WAS YOU TOO?

YOU HAD MANNY HIDE IN THE BACK OF MY CAR?

YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!

DAD, WAIT. I'M SORRY.

I'M OUT OF HERE!

EB, WAIT...

AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ME SAVING THE FARM!

OH, NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE! WE RUINED THE PLAY!

IT'S OKAY, I CAN SAVE IT!

♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪

♪ HOLY NIGHT ♪

OH, I WAS FLAT.

(APPLAUSE)

OH, THAT'S EASY. ALL THEY DO

IS PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN THERE.

YOU CAN SEE IT IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSE.

AND I LOVED THE SYMBOLISM OF THE FARM ANIMALS

SPEAKING FOR THE CHILDREN AND EB REPRESENTING

SCROOGE'S LOST CHRISTMAS SPIRIT,

PRICELESS.

THAT'S WRONG, THE LLAMA WAS THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!

EB WAS THE OPPRESSION OF MAN.

THERE SHE IS!

(APPLAUSE)

AS FOR SECOND PLACE,

I'M SURE YOU HAVE IT LOCKED DOWN.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

THAT WAS THE BEST PLAY THIS PLACE HAS EVER SEEN.

THANK YOU, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT.

"BEST" MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT STRONG.

HEATHER, YOU HAVE TO DO THE CHRISTMAS PLAY

AGAIN NEXT YEAR!

WHAT DO YOU THINK, EVERYBODY?

THANK YOU ALL, BUT I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE

PRETTY TOUGH TO TOP THAT ONE.

EXCUSE ME, BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET GOING.

NEXT YEAR IS MY YEAR, OKAY?

I'M SORRY WE COULDN'T GET YOUR HOME BACK.

OH NO, OLIVER, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

YOU DID EVERYTHING YOU COULD.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED YOU TO DO THIS.

SO WHAT NOW? WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO?

AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT US.

WE'LL ALL FIND SOMETHING.

BUT NOT TOGETHER.

MISS JUNE, I THINK I'M GOING TO MISS YOU A TON.

AND MAYBE YOU, TOO. YOU KNOW, JUST A LITTLE.

GOODBYE CLARK.

YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR SISTER, OKAY?

AND, HEY. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

HEY, EB.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!

YOU AND I NEED TO HAVE A TALK.

SURE. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

MOVIES? YOU THINKING ABOUT

INVESTING IN SOME REAL ESTATE?

YOU ARE A GRUMPY, MEAN OLD MAN.

EXCUSE ME?

I KNOW BECAUSE IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.

OKAY, YOU SHOULD LEAVE. I DON'T‐

THEY'RE GOOD KIDS.

WE CAME TO THEM AND ASKED THEM TO HELP US

AND THEY DID.

NOT FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN, JUST BECAUSE

A BUNCH OF BARN ANIMALS NEEDED A HAND.

THEY MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

YOU MADE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE THAT.

ME AND YOU. WE'RE THE SAME.

COUPLE OF GRUMPY OL' MEN TOO BUSY BEING ANGRY

TO NOTICE THE HAPPY PASSING RIGHT ON BY.

I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS.

NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO HEAR ME SAY ANYTHING.

BUT I'VE GOT ONE MORE THING YOU NEED TO WATCH.

GREAT. ANOTHER TRICK?

NO TRICKS.

JUST PUSH "PLAY" ON THAT CAMERA THING.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU RUIN OUR HOME,

JUST TRY NOT TO RUIN THEIRS.

WELL, I'M GOING TO ENJOY MY LAST CHRISTMAS

WITH MY FAMILY.

FUNNY, THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME ANGRY NOW

IS KNOWING THIS IS THE LAST ONE.

AND WITH THIS CAMERA WE CAN RECORD

OUR WHOLE HONEYMOON, MY HUSBAND.

JUDGE, YOU'RE A WONDERFUL DANCER!

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, PETE!

TRY NOT TO SNORE.

MY DAD WORKS REALLY HARD

AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE TIRED, OKAY?

WHY DOES DAD HATE CHRISTMAS, OLLIE?

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE IT REMINDS HIM OF GRANDMA.

I NEVER REALIZED IT UNTIL HE WATCHED THAT MOVIE

BUT YOU CAN TELL HE MISSES HER, YOU KNOW?

YOU THINK THAT WILL HAPPEN TO US?

YOU THINK WE'LL HATE CHRISTMAS

WHEN WE GET OLD?

I DON'T KNOW. HOPE NOT.

DAD, WAIT. I'M SORRY.

AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ME SAVING THE FARM!

COME BACK!

FASHION SHOWS NEED LIPSTICK!

LIPSTICK!

STILL TIME.

HEY, KID. WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?

WHAT? IT'S CHRISTMAS.

HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

GOOD, I HAVEN'T MISSED IT!

OKAY, HERE! I WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT AND BUY ME

THE BIGGEST CHRISTMAS GOOSE YOU CAN FIND!

ARE YOU CRAZY? NOTHING'S OPEN!

MAYBE IF YOU WAIT A FEW HOURS

YOU CAN GET SOME CHINESE FOOD.

OH, YEAH, GOOD POINT.

ALRIGHT, KEEP THAT. GO BUY YOURSELF

THE BIGGEST TOY YOU CAN FIND!

NO, WAIT! WAIT, WAIT, HERE. HERE!

GO BUY AS MANY TOYS FOR AS MANY

NEEDY KIDS AS YOU CAN FIND! ALRIGHT?

MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

THIS HAS BEEN A WEIRD CHRISTMAS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS.

IF YOU SAY SO.

OH, COME ON, GUYS. LET'S NOT RUIN THE DAY.

SORRY, MOM. I'M JUST NOT INTO IT.

ME EITHER.

WELL, LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS AND SEE IF WE CAN‐

YOU GUYS SMELL THAT?

SMELLS LIKE... PANCAKES!

DAD!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

YOU MADE PANCAKES!

OF COURSE I MADE PANCAKES.

I ALWAYS MAKE PANCAKES ON CHRISTMAS.

AGAIN IT'S LIKE I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING HERE.

EB, WHAT IS ALL THIS?

GUYS, I AM SO SORRY.

I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW WRONG I WAS.

I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND MAKE

ANY EXCUSES EITHER BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY.

I WAS A FOOL.

BUT I PROMISE IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE

I WILL NEVER, EVER LET YOU DOWN AGAIN.

WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I HAD A GRUMPY OLD FRIEND

TALK SOME SENSE INTO ME.

DON'T LOOK AT ME. IT WAS PROBABLY PETE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, JUDGE!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, KID.

(DOORBELL)

WHO'S AT THE DOOR?

I JUST HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ONE THING FOR WORK.

EB, YOU JUST SAID‐

REAL FAST, I PROMISE.

MR. AND MRS. WOODSLEY, I INVITED YOU OVER HERE

BECAUSE WE HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

EB, ON CHRISTMAS?

UNBELIEVABLE.

HE CALLS US ALL THE WAY OVER HERE FOR THIS.

NOW I'VE BEEN REVIEWING THE DEED ON YOUR FARM

AND I'M SORRY TO SAY THAT I WILL NOT BE

FORECLOSING ON YOUR FARM.

SEE, I TOLD YOU.

THIS IS JUST A GAME TO HI‐ COME AGAIN?

DID YOU SAY "NOT"?

I DID. IT TURNS OUT THAT YOUR FARM

IS NOW REGISTERED AS A CHARITABLE PROPERTY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I HAD SOME HELP FROM AN OLD FRIEND.

EB CALLED ME UP, SAID HE HAD A CHARITY

HE WANTED TO START, SO...

THE PROPERTY HAS BEEN PAID OFF IN FULL.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

IN FULL?

IS THAT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?

YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THAT THE CHARITY

IS SET UP TO RECEIVE SEMI ANNUAL DONATIONS

TO MAKE SURE YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT ENOUGH

FOOD AND MEDICINE FOR ALL YOUR ANIMALS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

SAY THANK YOU.

OH, YES!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

WHO'S HUNGRY?

MOM, I NEED TO GET DAD'S CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

NOW?

OKAY, LET'S GO.

HEY, MANNY, I JUST WANT TO SAY

I'M REALLY SORRY FOR TRICKING YOU.

DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT!

HONESTLY THOSE WERE LIKE THE THREE

FUNNEST DAYS OF MY LIFE!

I DO HAVE A LOT OF APOLOGIES TO MAKE.

I'LL HELP YOU.

THANKS.

OLLIE, WHERE'S JUNE AND YOUR MOM?

I DON'T KNOW, THEY WERE HERE

A COUPLE MINUTES AGO.

HEY, THERE YOU GUYS ARE.

PANCAKES ARE GETTING‐ DAD?

THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO GET YOU

FOR CHRISTMAS, DADDY.

SON, I, UH... WELL, THAT IS...

YEAH, ME TOO.

WELL, YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN REACQUAINTED

WITH OUR LITTLE JUNE BUG HERE BUT

WE'LL REINTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR GRANDSON.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SIR.

OLIVER, DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE OKAY

IF I HUGGED YOU INSTEAD?

I'D LIKE THAT VERY MUCH, GRANDPA.

YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I'D WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.

ALRIGHT, WHO'S READY TO OPEN SOME PRESENTS?

ME!

YAY! PRESENT TIME!

ALRIGHT, PANCAKES COMING THROUGH!

HERE WE GO!

ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU...

THERE YOU ARE, SIR.

MMM, THESE LOOK GOOD!

DELIGHTFUL!

THANK YOU FOR THE CHEESE, CONNIE.

I HAVE A GIFT I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU.

IT'S A BITE, ISN'T IT?

YOU'RE A SURPRISE‐RUINER.

(LAUGHTER)

MERRY CHRISTMAS, CLARK!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BUDDY!

THERE CERTAINLY ARE A LOT OF ANIMALS IN HERE.

(LAUGHTER)

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

(LAUGHING AND TALKING)

(LAUGHING AND TALKING)

AND SO, SCROOGE WAS BETTER THAN HIS WORD.

HE DID IT ALL, AND INFINITELY MORE.

HE BECAME AS GOOD A FRIEND AND

AS GOOD A MAN AS HIS FAMILY HAD EVER KNOWN.

HE BECAME A WORKER OF CHARITY

AND A NEIGHBOUR TO ALL.

AND IT WAS ALWAYS SAID OF HIM

THAT HE KNEW HOW TO KEEP CHRISTMAS WELL.

IF ANY MAN ALIVE POSSESSED THE KNOWLEDGE

THEN SCROOGE NOW HAD THAT GIFT.

A GIFT TO ALL OF US.

MAY THAT BE TRULY SAID OF US, AND ALL OF US.

AND SO, AS TINY TIM OBSERVED,

GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE!"