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It's gonna be an all right day

I think it's gonna work out fine

Cuttin ' loose with thoughts that weigh on my mind

Walk down the quiet road, nobody in my way

I'm gonna write a song and sing it to myself

It's gonna be all right, all right

Da, da, da, da

All right, all right, da da da da

Hit me on the spot give it all you got

Are you ready or not all right

Hey, mister! Right here!

- Is this you rs? - Yeah.

Hey, mister! One more.

Hey, kid. Ain't you got anyone else to play with?

Tryouts today. l gotta warm u p. It's real ly important.

It's really important, huh?

Here you go.

Too easy.

- Too easy, is it? - Yeah. You heard me.

All right. Go ahead.

Go back, back, back. It's deep.

It's really deep.

You said it was too easy.

Come on, one more.

Kid, you're like a golden retriever.

All right, last throw, though, all right?

It's a hard hit l ine drive to right. You ready?

Dive? No! Don't dive for it!

You gotta get your body in front of that shot.

Get up. Get on your horse. Go get the ball.

Guy's on first, going around second.

He's on his way to third!

Go, go, go! You gotta make that throw!

Tag!

Great throw from the kid out there, Mr. What's his name in right field.

Lori.

- Lori. - Yeah.

What are you doing diving for that ball?

You gotta get in front of it, knock it down with your body.

Make the play!

Your team almost lost the game.

- Yeah, well... - Hey, kid!

There's no ball playing here.

There's no ball playing in a baseball diamond?

That seems weird, Simpson.

I just planted grass seed. Look at the footprints.

Tell me, Deluca, what are you doing here?

Kid's not hurting anything.

You know all about hurting people, don't you?

I never expected to see you with a baseball in your hand again.

You don't like baseball. You're kidding.

Baseball doesn't like me, kid.

Hey, get off the field, kid.

Home Run Showdown!

The mightiest hitters, the most powertul home runs...

Big Ieague baseball's epic hitting contest is coming to Detroit.

And best of all, kids, you can be part of the action.

Qualifying players from local youth baseball teams

will be on the field with the pros

to shag balls live on national TV.

It's your chance to play ball with the big boys

at the one, the only Home Run Showdown!

Hey.

Hey, you look kind of familiar.

Hey, you're new in town.

Hey, we're short one coach. You think your dad might be interested?

My dad can't now. He's in Europe for the next few months.

Next. Hey! Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.

Hey, you know, we got a really fun girl's softball league

over in Foster Park, okay?

I play hardball.

Hey, who's this little guy?

My son, Eugene Hauck.

Tanker, ma...

Okay, here we go.

What are you doing?

Step on in.

Mom! What's that for?

Grandchildren.

I'm Commissioner Simpson.

Now, some of you may be familiar with our coaches this year.

We got Mike, who's gonna be coaching the Little Caesar's Royals.

Come on, let's keep it down guys. Come on.

Creighton, who's gonna be coaching the Sam Meckler and Associates Brewers.

Quiet!

Now we got Jeff.

Now Jeff is gonna be coaching Young & Sons Construction Blue Jays.

And now, coaching Rico's Red Sox,

We've got the former third baseman for San Francisco,

Rico Deluca.

All right. Now we're still looking for a coach for that sixth team,

So if any of you dads want to give it a try, it can be really fun.

All right.

You got a question?

Do we all get to go to the Home Run Showdown?

No, just the top three teams from each district get to send players,

and only good kids.

All right? No troublemakers, no dirty players.

Well, obviously from this group

none of you are going.

Boo!

Simmer down, simmer down. Keep it clean.

You'll all get your chance. All right!

Partner up. Let's see you throw.

Come on, let's move! Let's move!

Come on, let's move. Let's move! Go, go, go, go, go!

- You wan na... - Phh...

Hey! Here.

My name's Phyllis. But they call me Fassi.

Who calls someone Fassi?

Fassi, would you care to say a few words for my podcast?

Mom wants you home!

I can't go home. I have a public to serve.

That's my little brother, Dave.

Does he think he's Howard Cosell?

Who's Howard Cosell?

Who are the three best teams?

Wel l, Rico's Red Sox are the best.

That's the team l want to make.

Throw to first base!

Nice catch. Okay, right.

All right. I don't want that kid.

Ow!

Get a doctor for that guy.

Move him over to the side.

I'm gonna put this one in the air for you. Ready?

Eugene, be careful!

Way to use your head there, bud.

These kids are terrible. Doesn't anybody play baseball anymore?

All right, fly ball. Let's go. Here you go. Look alive, buddy!

There you go. Back, back, back. What are you... Hey! Hey!

Are you kidding me?

Hey.

At least the girl can catch.

She can play soffball.

I won't have her taking the spot of a boy.

Not when we're one team down, anyway.

Here you go.

He's trying too hard.

I mean, he's got a little bit of talent, but l don't want him.

All right, fast, fast, fast, woo?

Woo, woo, and the big finale...

- You need to see anymore? - No, l'm good.

Way to go. Good job!

All right, everybody. Let's gather up arou nd here. Come on.

Gather it up.

Come on. Let's get in here. All right.

Look, l really want to thank you guys for coming out today.

Just want to let you know that you're all cut.

But if we find another coach, some of you guys will get a call.

All right? Than ks again.

Look out.

Coach Rico.

Hey, kid.

Great effort out there. Better luck next year.

- Load up. - Let's go!

Ow! Nice one, doofus!

Hey, you new around here?

Yeah, l'm Lori.

They call me Tanker,

as in the second coming of Tank Turpino,

the greatest ball player of all time.

Hey, Lori, come on, let's go.

That's your mom?

My mom died. That's my aunt.

I'm staying with her for the summer.

Where's your dad?

He's in lraq. He'll be back soon.

Wow, no parents.

You get to do anything you want to?

Eugene!

I'm thrilled you made the best team in the league.

I bet they were thinking,

"Who is this new kid and why is he so good?"

Yeah, l really rocked 'em.

And you were worried you were gonna choke again.

I knew you'd pull it off.

Dad, why can't you just come home?

I don't like it here.

Lori, we've talked about it.

But they said if you tell them where the people are hiding, they'll let you out.

I can't do that.

These are mothers they want to ship back to Mexico.

I can't help them break up families like that.

I just can't cough 'em up.

I'm your family and they're not.

It's not fair.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I just haven't seen you in months.

I know. But when you're at the Home Run Show Down,

l'll see you on TV, right?

Yeah, you'l l see me.

Thank you.

No, Friday is our big car sales night,

so l'm gonna need the field on Thursdays.

- No, Rico, we've already talked about this. - Hey!

About time you showed up there, bro.

- What's up, Joey? - Hey.

You know that bar is not gonna tend itself.

Check it out.

Hot off the presses. Brand new poster.

Very impressive.

That's right. You're a jazz man now.

You're late.

I think you should be a green beret next.

And then maybe a prima ballerina. You could do that, too.

Dude, l've been playing music for nine months.

Nine months, and you already got a gig at your dad's place. All right!

Dude, l got my own poster.

Oh, Mother of Jesus.

Is this what l said yes to? The Joey Deluca "Sexperience"?

"Saxperience," Pop. Saxperience.

Come on, Pops, it's gonna be even bigger than the time he went to clown school.

Remember that?

Rico, what do you want from me?

I want some dedication, Joey.

When Pops goes down to Florida and gives me this place to run,

l'm not gonna let you have a free ride, l ike he does.

It's live music. It brings people in, Dad.

Whatever. Maybe you could just put a little effort into your real job,

instead of all these little hobbies you've had since baseball.

Hey, basebal l wasn't a hobby.

- What was it, a career? - That's cold.

Admiral, would you turn that up, please?

Listening to you two is giving me a hemorrhoid in my head.

The highlight of this year's Home Run Showdown

Will once again be crowd pleasing power hitter Go Go Gonzalez.

But here's a surprise.

The return of Tank Turpino.

In his last ten games, the former home run king has been tearing it up.

These two sluggers hitting against each other

hearkens back to their epic battles in the early 2000s.

Isn't Tank Turpino a friend of yours?

Yeah, he's a friend of mine.

There's actually a picture of the three of us

that's been over the bar for about 15 years, Admiral.

Oh. l never get down that far.

Strike three!

Next batter.

Okay, outside. Look alive now. Ready at the plate.

Bailey, shift over.

Hey, batta, batta, swing!

We use our inside voices on the field.

Time, time. Coaches, coaches!

Listen, let them score this one run, and l'm gonna call the game.

- Are we in agreement? - Yes.

Ladies, bring it in.

Okay, just let them score one run, and then they'll call it.

Excuse me. We'll let them what?

It's okay. lt's just so everybody can feel like winners.

Okay? Let's go.

Here, throw the ball!

Come on, you can do it! You're almost there.

What are you doing?

Give me the ball.

No!

Give me the ball!

Over here, over here. Come on!

What a bully!

It's not right.

Hey, stop.

Honey, it's okay. Go and step on the plate, okay?

What the hell is wrong with you?

Hey, Lorenzo, wanna play catch?

Hey, kid!

Throw it here!

Fassi, this is my man, Eugene.

They call me Tanker.

Why did you get cut? I thought you d id great.

It's 'cause of that Commissioner Simpson.

When my mom was a kid, she played hard ball.

There's a law that they have to let girls play,

From Ronald Reagan or Abraham Lincoln or something.

At least you can play softball.

Not anymore l can't.

Out!

Yep, you're out.

That was over the line.

Shy of the line. Ball has to go completely out on a fly.

I saw it.

Tanker, you couldn't possibly see exactly where the ball hit

from way out there.

Bull. l was closer to it than you.

- You're worse than Simpson. - Guys, cut it out.

- Baseball ain't for girls. - Baseball ain't for wimps.

- Who are you callin' a wimp? - Who are you callin' a girl?

This sucks. They said we could play if they get another coach.

We're going to get on a team.

I really am sensitive to the permanent damage

that my team could inflict upon the delicate psyches of these young kids,

so of course, we keep the ten run rule.

Thank you, Rico, because our first priority

should be the health and self-esteem of these children.

Okay, next up is the dropped third strike rule.

Again with the rules. Why don't you guys just let the kids play?

Go back to sleep, Joey.

You know what rule you ought to get rid of?

- You ought to get rid of... - The infield fly rule, yeah.

Again, please, no. Every year, same thing.

It's ruining the game.

I gotta agree with Joey on this one.

- What? - Thank you.

Last year, the umps were calling everything an infield fly.

Some of the best plays my kids made,

they didn't count.

Y'all might remember that l had four years in the show?

Oddly enough, l didn't forget that.

It's strange how l'm reminded every single day.

If it's good enough for big leaguers,

it should be good enough for a bunch of kids.

Then why isn't there an infield ground ball rule?

It's just as easy to turn a double on a grounder.

That's not the same thing at all.

Wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.

Kids, what do you guys know about the infield fly rule?

The infield fly rule is from, like, 1899.

It's not really about how easy it is to make a double play.

It's because the infielders could trick the runners.

Trickery is no good in baseball.

And what about the hidden ball trick?

Exactly, what about the hidden ball trick?

Oh, and stealing signs.

And they're stealing my wife.

The point is this. Kids should learn to play just like in the bigs.

Right, so that means they should start playing only in September...

And play for contracts and play...

Children, children! Stop it!

Jesus! l have been hearing this for years.

Now we're gonna figure this thing out once and for all.

Let's go in the back room. You kids wanna help?

Sure, let's go!

Come on!

This is now home plate, all right?

This is first base.

This is... Move this thing over here. This is second.

Clear this thing out. We'll make this third base.

What's your name? Lori, right?

You're gonna be my first base runner.

- Sweetheart? - Fassi.

Fassi, you're gonna play second base.

Big man, what's your name?

- Tanker. - Tanker, you're gonna be my short stop.

Simpson, you're gonna be my second base runner.

- There's no room here for... - Oh, play along, commandant.

Use your imagination. Everyone's gonna run slow motion.

Okay, l just need a ball.

- Head's up! - Good, perfect.

Now, as the rule stands,

if l hit a pop fly, it goes flying into the infield, right?

The guy can put his hands behind his back

And boom, l'm automatically out. What l'm saying

is what we should do, right,

is l take a big swing, you have a huge pop fly,

it goes to my man Tanker at short stop

and he has a choice.

He can either go boom, in the glove,

or he can let it fall.

And the runners, run! Go!

No, not literally, Simpson. It's slow motion.

Get back there!

All right, and runners go.

You grab the ball, Tanker.

He makes an incredible throw over to the third baseman.

Third!

And you are out!

Ow! My hammy.

- Yeah, you almost made it. - Ow, that hurt.

Third baseman hurls it back to the second baseman

while the guy from first is humming.

It goes screaming across, she grabs it,

- You're out! - L'm safe!

I was totally safe!

And that shows you that can be so much more exciting

than the guy automatically out, which doesn't happen in any sport, anywhere.

That's awfully cute, but it absolutely proves nothing.

It proves that baseball can actually be a little exciting.

It just proves that these kids can't play and Simpson can't run.

No, no, no. We can play. All we need is a coach,

and l think Joey would be a fantastic coach, don't you?

What's so funny?

Joey can do it. He played in the minors.

Yeah, for about ten minutes.

Look, during his first season,

Joey punched out a fellow teammate.

That's right. For absolutely no reason whatsoever.

So imagine what he's gonna do to you guys the first time you miss a tag.

Gyuuu!

All right, kid, l cannot coach a baseball team.

Hey, moron, coach 'em.

What?

Commodore, can you use another team?

If we field six teams, we could qualify for federal stimulus matching funds.

Provided of course that we have a roster of at least fifteen...

That's interesting.

- Yeah. - No, really.

No. Stop.

Okay, Joey...

You're gonna be coaching these kids.

Pop, l don't want to coach these kids.

I'm not asking. You want room and board, this is your new job.

If you think this is gonna rekindle my love for baseball or something,

like, that's not happening.

Okay, l'll tell you what.

We'll suspend the infield fly rule just for you.

- Capisce, commish? - No.

- L'm paying. - Done.

Niffy. Okay, kids, you're playing for Big Al's team!

Yes, cool!

Now we need how many more players?

Why the uniform? It's only practice?

I'm not gonna do this halfway.

I wanna know how it's gonna feel when we win this whole thing.

Rico's Red Sox are really good.

We're going to be better.

Did you see the way Joey coached that infield fly rule thing?

He's gonna make us into a winning team.

It's gonna be awesome.

Mr. Deluca.

- Joey! - Yeah...

- Yeah. - Lt's practice.

- Yeah. - And you're the coach.

Oh, yeah. Okay, get out there and...

You know, watch the bad hops.

The field isn't groomed so hot.

And then, l don't know, let's go play some baseball.

Go on. Play. Get out of here.

Let's go play.

When you're done with the baseball, play... l don't know.

Play something else.

Who wants to bat?

No, no, no. Everybody can't bat at once.

I got it!

That's terrible.

Coach! We're playing ball here.

I wanna bat.

- What are you doing? - My turn.

Maybe if you could catch the ball, l'd let you bat.

- What are you doing? - My turn to bat.

- Get back on the field. - Make me.

Fight, fight!

Come on. Clear the cage, you guys, go on.

This team blows chunks.

Take your crap, loser.

All right, good practice, good practice!

When we gotta be back here again?

Guys?

It's a waste of my time.

Great.

These kids have been playing video games their whole lives.

Lraq was conquered in three weeks by kids

who played video games their whole lives.

What's your excuse?

They volunteered. I was drafted.

You ever play baseball?

Baseball. l'd rather have a sport where you never stop running.

Baseball, you never start.

How about if you play for the Cubs, we'll play for the Jaguars.

I've seen your game, Lori. No thanks.

You guys have a girl on your team. No wonder you need us.

You can feel that all the way over here.

Come on. It'll be super awesome.

And hey, maybe you can get the girl to play for you.

So stupid.

Every single time l do something like this,

l'm like in the hole now for, like, 50 bucks...

There you are.

Hey, Michelle.

Why are you trying to kill my son?

I'm not trying to kill your son.

Do you know that child athletes are 78% more likely to get injured

when they have a coach that doesn't pay attention?

I did n't know that, but now l do, thank you.

Eugene told me you don't have him wearing his pads.

Well, in general...

lnfielders, they don't wear pads.

A kid like Tanker is generally behind the plate with lots of pads.

So he'll crouch down all day and get deep vein thrombosis?

Sorry, did you say deep vein thrombosis?

That's funny.

Okay, look. My life coach says

that he has to take risks in order to grow.

But how's he going to grow if you're not protecting him?

He's not gonna get hurt.

Michelle, it's baseball.

Nobody ever gets hurt playing baseball, l promise.

I think you'll end up disappointing me.

At this point with women my entire life,

l'd be shocked if this was the first time l didn't.

Especially the pretty ones.

Welcome back, today for the only podcast

covering division "A" Oakland Youth League Baseball.

Felicia, the Cubs really need to get a rally started.

I know that, Dave, but it looks bad for the hometown team.

Strike three! You're out.

And another Cubs hitter goes down.

This game couldn't be more out of reach if it was on the moon.

Finally, some signs of life from the Cubs.

If Carter can make something happen here,

we might have a ball game.

And Fassi makes a break for it.

Oh, no. She's falling for the fake.

It's a run-down!

Classic play!

You're out!

- Oh, man! - She was safe.

And Fassi eats the dirt for nothing.

Are you kidding me? Lift your skirt and make a real call!

You know what?

Go back to where they found you, sleeping in your car!

Bad baserunning by my...

Sssssss...

F*f...

My... Fffsister Fassi.

All right. Who wants to give pitching a shot this inning?

All right, who wants to pitch?

Let's rally.

You're down ten runs for a full inning. The game's called.

It's in the rulebook.

At least in girl's softball, they let you score one run, so you don't feel so bad.

It's over?

Based on today's game,

we're on a pace to not win a game for the next 812 years.

Are you kidding me?

We still get pizza!

Pizza?

- Ten to nothing? - Yeah.

They stopped the game, l hope.

Yeah, finally.

Good.

The other team must have felt really bad

with you beating them like that.

They did.

Who plays softball like that?

Is that l ike baseball?

Who is she, T?

What? What are you boneheads laughing at?

This video roundup would not be compčete

without seeing once again the psychotically competitive tiny diva

people are calling Hurricane Phyllis.

This girl has some serious issues to work on.

I hope her parents are doubling her meds

and that if she snaps again, it's not when she's batting.

Mary, this is what happens when you have 30 years of feminism

telling girls they have to be exactly like boys.

It's okay, it happens to the best of us.

Look how clean the whole place would look.

Look at this.

This is a little more bauhaus than l was thinking.

Pop, this whole neighborhood is turning around,

and there may be some people out there under the age of 100...

- Oh! - Who may not want to sit around

with some old farts all day listening to The Carpenters

and reminiscing about friggin' Sparky Anderson.

I know, the place needs a little... l don't know,

Botox, but...

Vodka place with fondue and fusion?

Fondue place with vodka infusions.

Right, my bad. Admiral, does this sound like us?

Really? Fondue? Peach vodka?

I just can't leave the Admiral with no place to go.

He'd end up sleeping in the public library like a common vagrant.

Well, Pop, l'm the one taking this place over and l don't hear any other ideas.

Hmmmm...

No. What about you, Joey, you got any?

For... For Rico's bar?

Not so much.

But if it was Joey's bar?

L'd go retro.

What is everyone out there looking for?

These yuppies, they're looking for authenticity.

Right? They get into whatever.

The Dalai Lama or Kabbalah, looking to find that thing.

We can give that to them right here.

You don't think they'll go to an old school baseball joint?

I say they'll go to Big Al's because it's an old school baseball joint.

What do you got in mind?

I mean, how many people in the world know

that you have the single largest major league baseball collection

in the Detroit metro area?

I do.

Who cares?

I do.

Well, l care a little bit, too,

but who else cares?

I do.

We have the worst team in the world.

We're not that bad.

In 1899, the Cleveland Spiders only won 20 games

out of 154 games.

Yeah, well at least they won one.

Wel l, what can we do, seriously?

I don't know.

- Ooohhh. - Oh, man.

Oh, crap!

Hey, you!

Get over here!

And l see your little friends, too.

What friends?

The fat kid and the skinny girl, yeah.

Who?

Hey, you're talking yourself into more trouble, son.

Now where's your aunt?

She's picking up my father at the airport.

You're lying, Lorenzo. I know all about your father.

He's in prison for helping illegal aliens.

It's people like him that are ruining this country.

Hey! Get back here!

Hey, l see you two. Don't you run from me!

Hello!

- Hey, big guy. - Leave me alone.

Hey, what's the matter?

What do you care?

All l wanted was to be at the Home Run Showdown

so my dad could see me.

He's gonna see you. He's just getting back into town.

No, he won't be back. My dad's in prison.

Just go back to your meat locker.

All right, let's go, Dash. Let's go.

Oh, this is easy.

It's too easy.

Let's go, buddy.

Good one, Dash!

Good one!

One more strike. Let's go, Dash!

You're out!

Cubs trail the Blue Jays. 4-0 with two outs

in the bottom of the sixth.

We're now one out away from shutting out the last place Cubs.

Tank, listen. You can do this.

You gotta go out and get a start.

- Nobody can hit this guy. - No, l isten...

You can do it. You got this, okay? Let's go.

You got this. Woo!

Let's do this. You got it.

Why are you guys so scared of this pitcher?

That's John Dash. He's got the fastest pitch in the league.

More like the wildest pitch in the league.

If you guys stopped swinging, we'd have been home two innings ago.

So l should what, huh?

Tell your man to stop swinging.

Swing away!

Strike!

Woo.

Time out, blue!

Time!

Tank, come here.

- Hey, how you doing? - Good.

- You having fun? - Yeah.

Good, listen closely.

You know those stories about the kid

that goes through the shortcut in the woods,

or goes under the underpass and never comes up the other side?

And then the mom, she goes on TV

and she's crying, she says, " l want my Tanker. Where's my Tanker?"

Blah, blahdy bloop. They don't find the body for years,

and by that time, there's no way the CSl investigators

could even imagine all the terrible things that happened to that kid,

buried in the cellar,

deep, dark cellar where no human being could

ever hear the crying screams of that child.

You know those stories?

Okay, don't swing at another pitch.

Capisce?

Good. Have fun.

Let's see what happens.

Must be some inspiring words from coach Joey Deluca.

Nope, ball one.

Yeah! Woo!

You got this, Tanker.

Ball two.

Yeah!

Here we go. Here we go, come on!

Yeah, one more, one more!

Yeah!

Ball four!

- Take your base. - Come on, Eugene!

There goes his perfect game.

Bal l one!

Ball four! Take your base.

Do this. Let's go.

Come on, let's go Cubs!

Here we go. You got this. Come on!

Let's go, Dash!

Woo!

The winning run is on deck.

Looks like Dash has had it.

Time out.

Time!

What's the matter, huh?

What's the matter?

- Come on, man. - Coach.

I've only got one more player left.

And that's Tim.

Coach, you gotta field nine.

Do what you gotta do.

Well, Dave, we have a good one.

Now that the Cubs have worn out Dash's arm,

The shortstop is now pitching.

The centerfield has been pulled to take short.

And an interesting tactical maneuver.

Timmy has been put in right field.

The Blue Jays are one out away from winning this game.

Dave, when was the last time you saw a crowd this excited?

The Wiggles.

Pick it up. Pick the ball up!

In-the-park, stand-up, grand slam home run!

It's so ridiculous. It's a ridiculous thing.

We're one and three.

If we keep winning like this, we can make it to third place.

Better hope we don't keep winning like this.

Yeah, we heard about that.

Why don't you guys try to not swing against us next week?

See how that works out for you.

Oh, we've got something special planned for you next week.

Something real nice for the Red Sox.

Right, guys?

What?

Okay.

Next week, we are absolutely going to destroy you.

I think you missed a few letters on your uniforms.

Shouldn't that read "scrubs"?

Hey, hey, hey. It's actually kinda funny.

Hey, guys, come over here. Belly up to the bar. l'm buying.

- Congratulations! - On the house.

On the house.

- Look at that pic. - Whoa.

Tank Turpino!

- Pops. - So what's the big deal with third place?

If we're one of the top three teams,

we get to field balls at the Home Run Showdown.

Oh, that's what you guys are after, the Showdown.

- Yeah! - L don't really care.

The Showdown isn't real baseball.

It's just a bunch of pituitary cases

showing off for the peanut munchers.

Smart kid.

But we're a team, so if Lori wants to go, l'll go.

- Thanks. - Well, that's the spirit.

Hey, guys, congratulations!

- What are you drinking, Eugene? - Nothing.

Don't worry, it's just ginger ale.

Family restaurant.

Is Joey around?

He's in the meat locker.

- The meat locker. - He's in the back room.

Okay.

Hey.

L... l hope l'm not interrupting.

No, not at all. I was... l was here.

I was painting. I like to paint sometimes.

I come down here.

I just... l wanted to apologize for the other day.

Oh, please, don't even worry about it.

No, l was rude, and l'm sorry.

Oh, l mean... Pfft.

At this point in my life,

l don't really care what people... What they think about me

or... Whatever.

Eugene is really excited and l think you did a great job with the kids today.

I mean, do you really think so?

I thought you didn't care what people think?

I care what you think.

I mean, l care... l care...

About what my brother thinks,

but in general, l care what you...

l should go.

Please don't go.

Okay, kids, get in the car.

I just really, um...

l shoulda asked her out.

Your sweater's on backwards, you moron.

Oooh, no.

No, my... No.

- He's a trendsetter. - Oh, my goodness.

Let's go, Bobby. Let's go, Sox. Let's go, let's go.

This Sox team with two runners on.

The Cubs looking to get their second win of the season.

- L got it! - Lnfield fly rule!

There is no infield fly rule.

Oh, he lets the ball drop.

One out, two outs, three outs!

Triple play! Triple play!

This is the best day ever, man.

They actually learned something.

Bring it on!

Hold the phone. Nobody saw this coming.

The Cubs have taken this game right down to the wire.

Holy mackerel!

Time, blue, time!

Is this going to be a pitching change?

I don't think so.

The Cubs are rallying but Bobby is pitching well.

Hey, Tank.

How do you feel?

Good.

- How you feeling? - Good.

Good. You know l think your mom's cute, right?

Too bad. She doesn't think you're cute.

Okay, good.

I want you to bean this kid.

- But l can strike him out. - No, no.

I want you to hit him.

- Don't crowd the plate. - All right.

I want to keep this guy scared, and we have an open bag at first.

All right? Come on, blue. What's going on now?

Rico, you're burning up daylight!

Just a second, blue!

He's a big target, okay?

So keep it low, hit him in his fat ass,

we're gonna force a new plate, okay?

Okay.

Oh!

Bobby, what are you doing?

Bobby, what are you doing?

- You okay, son? - Hey, did you call that?

- L didn't call that. - Your kid hit my kid in the face.

Break it up!

Hey, hey, that's it, Joey, you're out of here.

That's it. Game's over. Red Sox win!

Get back in the dugout! You guys are crazy.

Get out of here, Joey.

- Did you do that on purpose? - No, l didn't.

- That got away from you. - Yeah.

All right, that's fine. Here we go.

"Win" on three. One, two, three, win! That's it.

Get back in the dugout!

- Joey! - L quit.

- What? - These kids are better off without me, Pop.

There it is, finally, can l go?

Stop it!

God, you guys are an embarrassment. What happened out there?

You knew this was going to happen eventually.

He quits everything.

You hit a kid, my kid, in the face...

Stop it!

I've had it with both of you.

Jesus! God, you're fighting over nothing.

You want to fight over something that's worthwhile?

- Huh? - Like what?

He's got nothing worth fighting over.

Like, if your kids beat his kids...

- l'll give Big Al's to you. - What?

- What? - Yeah, l can give it to whoever l want.

I own it free and clear.

What do you say?

You want to own a real baseball bar

and shove those vodka infusions up his you-know-what?

Hell yeah.

- Okay. - Yeah, you're on!

That doesn't make sense.

- What? - My kids just beat his kids,

and even if they do win, which they won't,

then we're one and one. That's a tie, Pop.

Yeah, but the top three teams go to the Showdown, right?

Yeah.

They'd have to win every single game for the rest of the season,

and then beat us, to even make the showdown.

- We can do it. - Yeah?

- Oh, come... - We can do it!

Hey, shut up. When you guys are at the showdown...

whichever team shags the most balls for my collection

wins.

Okay, great, sure.

- You don't think he can do it, do you? - No.

No, no way. Can l go?

Why do you guys hate each other so much? I don't get it.

Better get to work, coach.

You gotta get in the mitt.

Oh, hey, Michelle, look...

Do not even start with me. This is what happens when l listen to you.

Okay, l lied when l said people never get hurt playing baseball.

But he just got dinged.

- He got dinged? - Yeah, it's a ding.

Did the doctor really want to put the X on your face? lt looks weird.

Yeah, Mom, and she said that my teeth only got loosened.

I shoulda got out of the way.

It's really my fault.

It's his fault. He shoulda got out of the way.

You should get out of my way. Ding!

Joey blew the game. We could have won.

Come on, you gotta fight at that point.

Tanker got practically killed.

Man, just for a second, it looked like he might actually be able to beat Rico up.

Oh, wouldn't that have been amazing?

Hey, l just wanted to stop by

and check on Tanker. See how he's doing.

He's better.

Good. l was scared.

I mean, l know you were scared, but...

l want you to know that l was scared, too.

And he's better, so l'll just...

l'll just head back to the meat locker.

Okay?

If he's better, though,

you know, maybe you'll let him come back to practice on Tuesday.

Oh, my God.

All l want you to do is slap it out there, all right?

Small ball. You just put it in play.

Small ball, small ball, small ball.

When you get a chance, you... out there.

Goal!

A bunch of goals and you win the game.

- Hey, go get your man! - Tanker!

- Hi.

I don't l ike th is. I don't feel comfortable.

But l'm trusting you.

That's a good thing, right?

- Right? - No.

Do you want to go out Saturday night?

Come on!

L'll borrow my dad's car.

Hey, coach, put your eyes back in you r head.

Carter.

Son, what are you doing?

That is called throwing salt into a man's game.

Didn't you see l was flirting with Tanker's mom?

Come on, don't be scared. Get underneath it!

I got it, l got it, l got it!

Sorry, are they almost done?

I got a shiff starting in an hour,

And my car's in the shop, and l have to take, like, three buses.

Yeah, l think they're just about done.

Which one is yours?

Well, none of them, really,

but that one's my nephew, Lori Moore.

Oh, l thought you looked a little bit too young to be his mom.

Oh. Yeah.

Lori, he's great. He's the heart and soul of their team.

- L'm Rico. - Janie.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Heads up!

Open you r mitt!

Mine, mine, mine, mine!

Hey, Lori. There's plenty of balls to go around.

Chill out!

So yeah, that's the story.

And he's killing himself just so his dad can see him in the Showdown.

I know it's politically incorrect and all, but l...

Sort of agree with your brother.

Really.

Yeah, l mean, these people are just trying to come here

to make a living. God bless 'em.

Yeah, that's all well and good, but now l got a kid to feed.

And l can barely feed myself.

I might be able to help you out.

Both of you.

Deluca, turn that machine off!

Commissioner, l can't hear you.

...lmproper use of city property.

That is a pitching machine, not a fly ball machine.

I see you, too!

Hey, how about this? I'm sorry.

Sorry. Look out! Heads up!

Look alive, Commissioner!

Okay. Bye-bye!

Look out.

All right, enough fun. Back to practice.

Here you go!

Heads up!

It's a can of corn for the right fielder.

I got it, l got it!

Oh, Moore steals it!

Yeah!

Good game, coach.

Hoo, hoo, hoo!

Hey, your team just won. You gonna get out there and celebrate?

I didn't win anything.

You took me out of the game.

Yeah, because you were big timing.

I told you if you keep doing that, l was gonna bench you, right?

But we have to win now!

If we lose one more game, we're out of the Showdown.

Win or lose, we do it like a team.

You do it again, you're off the team.

Am l clear?

Let's go. Good throw, Poppy.

Good game, Brewers. Good game, Brewers.

Can't call them the scru bs anymore.

That's right, Dave!

The Cubs have "murdalized" everyone in the last half of the season.

First of all, l just want to say

that it's a real honor to be on Dave's Pod... Podcast.

The Dave and Felicia Lee podcast.

Oh, l'm sorry. My bad.

What do you think the chances of getting to the big show are?

The kids are working hard, and we have a very strong fan base,

So they should be able to go all the way.

- Go Cubs! - Thank you, Big Al.

I just want to say to al l your listeners out there

that every Wednesday night at Big Al's Bar and Grill,

we have a family night.

Kids eat for free. Bottomless pasta bowl. Thank you.

That's a good story.

I think people really care about that.

- Okay. - Okay, here we go.

Three, two, one, go. Yes!

That was easy.

Hey. No, l got it.

Hey.

Hey.

Listen.

That was a good catch today, but being the best player on the team

doesn't mean that you make every catch, or score every run

or you pitch every pitch.

It's about making them better.

So now you care.

What does that mean, "Now l care"?

Before, you just wanted to get out of this.

Now there's something in it for you,

and all of a sudden, you start acting like a real coach.

It's funny, because l thought that's what you wanted.

Right?

I want to get to the Home Run Showdown.

And l'm gonna do what l have to do.

Hey, hey, Lori. Great job out there today, buddy.

Way to get affer that ball.

Just trying to get to the showdown.

Well, we've al ready clinched first place, and we're going to the showdown.

That's all these guys can talk about.

What are you doing here, Rico?

I'm just taking my kids to get some pizza.

And then the movies, and then some ice cream.

But hey, boiled hot dogs on the lawn, pretty nice, too.

Yeah, it's a little victory party.

Yeah, l heard. Congratulations.

Thanks.

Why don't you just give it up, bro?

I mean, you're not going to win.

You have never been willing to do what it takes to win.

And you ain't gonna start now.

Say good bye, kids.

Bye, scrubs!

Adios!

Classy.

No, it wasn't just baseball.

We competed over everything.

We competed over grades, Christmas presents, who ran faster,

you know, girls. It was ridiculous.

Oh, lucky girls.

Wel l...

How come you still fight with your brother like a 12-year-old?

That's a good question.

I don't know.

I mean, l wish it was like it used to be.

And we were best friends. We...

ln baseball, we batted one and two.

We were always on the same team. It was great.

Then at some point, it was just...

l don't know. So tell me about you.

That's a little out of left field.

No, it's just why am l talking about my knuckleheaded brother

when l am sitting across from...

a beautiful woman. That's silly.

I bet you could patch things up with your brother, if you just reach out.

Yeah.

Maybe.

I'm really glad Eugene is on your team.

Really? Why?

Because it's a good cardiovascular workout.

Oh, it's a good cardiovascular workout, is it?

Why else?

He's learning the value and importance of teamwork.

Teamwork, very important. Why else?

And if you say something about thrombosis or something,

l'm gonna punch you in the nose.

I just like you being in our lives.

You do.

- As a coach. - As a coach.

- Just a coach. - Just a coach.

So l said, "Okay, the next time l have lunch

"with Nelson Mandela, l will remember

"he's not that player who washed out with the Minneapolis Millers."

So look, why don't you check this car out, right here?

Hop on inside, and if you like it,

you can take it for a week while your car's in the shop.

You can just let people borrow a $50,000 car?

The sign says Rico's, so l can pretty much do whatever l want to.

And you'll like the car, too. They're al l made by the US government now.

Lawrence, would you please give the lovely Janey a test drive, please.

And Lori, come here.

I got something special to show you, too, buddy.

All right? Have fun! Take good care of her.

Okay, let's start it up.

Wow.

- She's beautiful, isn't she? - Oh, yeah.

Martin Camaro. Over 700 horsepower.

700, are you kidding me?

How do you like the color?

- L love it. - L like to call it Red Sox Red.

Come on inside, Lori.

Hey, you guys've been playing great lately.

Or l should say you have been playing very well.

You're carrying your team, buddy.

I'm not that good.

Well, you could use some improvement, that's for sure.

But l can help.

Those kids that you play with are real nice kids,

but you can do better.

Why don't you just come out and practice with the Red Sox?

See how it feels?

Look, Lori.

You want your dad to see you on TV, right?

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

You really think Joey's gonna be able to get you there?

Well, we won some.

Yeah, you won some games. That's great.

We're undefeated.

Okay? And it's great that Joey is paying attention right now,

because we've got this little bet, or whatever is going on,

but you kids should not have to suffer because we grown-ups are...

Goofy.

Okay, and those kids you play with are really nice kids.

But are they gonna get you to the showdown?

I don't know, but l can't just...

Lori, Lori, l have been watching you play.

You do what it takes to win, and that is awesome.

Hey, the Red Sox, we're going to the showdown, guaranteed.

All right?

The scrubs? Outside chance at best.

In life, son, always take the sure thing.

Try it on. Let's just see how it looks.

Oh, wow. That's like perfect.

You look great in that!

Come on. l'll take you for a spin.

Oh, yeah, you said it! Shotgun!

Let's go. Come on!

You better be shotgun. I'm not gonna let you d rive.

Hey, Mr. Sensitive, here.

I want to let you know that l am on my way

- to kiss and make up with my brother. - Joey, this is good.

Yep, it's crazy is what it is.

No, it's not. You'll feel great about this when it's all over.

Your brother and you can put all this petty bickering behind you and move on.

Won 't that be great? Joey?

-Jo-

Oh, it's on.

Okay, if you are rounding third base and you are coming home,

technically, the catcher is not allowed to block the plate.

But if he's in the base path, or even near the base path,

l want you to bowl him over. Bang.

Knock him flat on his butt, you understand?

What if he's not looking?

If he's not looking, then...

Hit him harder!

That's right. Okay. Full speed this time, Devon. You ready?

You ready? Here we go.

Rounding third. Let's go. Dig, dig. Boom!

That's what l'm talking about. All right. You okay, son?

- Yeah. - Great. Now that is baseball.

Devon, did you touch the plate?

Touch the plate.

Everybody's gonna do it now. Let's go, one at a time.

Get ready, bang, bang, bang.

Cubs barely holding a 3-2 lead.

Blue Jay's winning run is at bat.

Easy grounder to shortstop, oh, right through Billy's legs.

- Billy! - ...Runners advance.

Winning run is at first. Easy play the Cubs just fumbled.

They should have been on their way home.

Dave, what's been up with the scrubs star?

Well, Felicia, an exclusive investigation

has revealed that Lori Moore may be the first free agent

in Oakland Youth League Baseball.

Next batter up!

Line drive. Passi snags it. Game over!

That was a close call.

Joey, what happened? He's not answering his phone or anything.

We can win without Lori.

Is he at least gonna be there when we play the Red Sox?

One way or the other.

So next week, l get to see my little man on TV.

Yeah.

And I get to see those great teammates of yours, too.

I'm glad you're learning to be a part of something bigger, Lori.

Okay, go for it.

Oh, crap.

What was that for?

Why are you doing this?

We won six games in a row. We only have one left.

Yeah, but that game's against us,

And he knows we're going to kick your butt.

Why?

Yeah, well, you can't tell me what to do.

I'm not sure if she wants to kiss him or beat him up.

Hey, take it easy, lesbo.

It's a whole team. It's not just you.

Why don't you go cry to your mommy, fat ass?

You suck. You suck donkey balls.

Come on, let's go play.

Channel 7 Action News starts right now.

The team is the Cubs. Some call them the scrubs.

But should they really be called the thugs?

Days after a video showed Hurricane Phyllis Blum's orgy of violence

at a local softball game,

7 Action News has learned that the 11 -year-old attacker

is now playing for a baseball team

with a long history of bullying tactics.

Watch out, l'm watching you, buddy!

Ding.

One team member says anybody who doesn't play along

can expect to suffer.

It's really my fault.

It's his fault. He shoulda got out of the way.

Now some are saying enough is enough.

In my league, we have a zero-tolerance policy

towards unsportsmanlike conduct.

If these kids try to pull any of these shenanigans in the game,

there are going to be dire consequences. I can promise you that, mister.

In Detroit, Vic Paust, Channel 7 Action News.

Guys got room for one more?

No, Sox are a good team. I'm sure you'll do great for them.

I don't wanna play for the Sox.

I'm not with them.

Well, you're not with the Cubs. That's for sure.

You're right.

I'm playing for the Scrubs.

Give me the marker.

Scrubs, Scrubs, Scrubs!

Look at those angelic faces.

Who would ever suspect?

Scrubs.

And Fassi breaks for third.

Dave, any thoughts on the...

Amazing play?

Personally, Vic, l've long been an advocate

for free agency in all the 9-to-12 leagues.

What do you think, Vic?

I tend to agree with you.

Well, we 've had an amazing game today.

It's all tied up in the bottom of the sixth.

Go, go. Go, go, go, go!

Joey Deluca's Scrubs will be on the field for the Home Run Showdown!

Hey, hey!

He went out of the base path. You should toss him.

Cubs win!

- Come on, buddy. - Cubs win!

Hey, that's enough.

The boy you saw attack the other little boy?

He is suspended from the league.

- Lmmediately? - Lmmediately.

And that includes all related activities

like the Home Run Showdown.

Like l said, this is zero-tolerance.

You know, that's a damn shame.

That kid should be going to the showdown with the rest of your team.

That kid is goi ng to the showdown. I don't care what Simpson says.

Wait, wait.

So you're just going to ignore what the Commissioner has to say

and make up your own rules there, Coach?

Who coached him to blow up the catcher at home plate?

'Cause it wasn't me, Rico.

Okay, all right. Shut it, shut it!

No, l'm sick of it.

Every single ti me he doesn't get his way, he blames somebody else.

You're probably still blaming me for that stupid fight in the minors.

I wouldn't have had to pop you in the mouth if you didn't cork your bat.

You corked your bat?

Does it even matter?

I made it to the majors. I did what l had to do to win.

You don't.

If l had known about this back then,

l would have kicked you r ass, too.

It was two games, Pop.

Two...

What about the kid?

Can the kid go to the showdown or not?

Let's play by the ru les this time, Rico.

If you want the bar, you're gonna have to leave the kid back here.

Kid's out.

Good, bar's mine.

It's a spectacular day here at Monarch Stadium,

where Go Go Gonzalez will defend his Homerun Showdown title

against the likes of

Pale Bail Harrington,

Loco Poco Luiz,

and Tank Turpino.

Tank has only ten home runs so far this year,

but won this thing back in 2O04.

Tank Turpino! Tank Turpino!

- Hey, hey, hey. - Joey Deluca.

My first roommate. How ya doin'?

- How's everything? - Oh, it's good, you know.

Tank Turpino, by the way, l want you to meet your biggest fan.

This is Tanker Hauck.

In '03, you got 29 home runs,

85 RBls, and you batted at .297.

Wow, what ups, kid?

Gimme some.

What's going on, guys? All right!

I like your swing this year.

No more more uppercut in that thing, huh?

Man, there goes my glory.

I'm gonna try and go deep tonight. Kid, what do you think l should do?

What should he do?

He should open his stance and pound it down the line?

Open your stance and pound it down the line.

- There you go. - L think l'm gonna do that.

Okay, let's go. Take the field.

Let's go get 'em, kids. Good luck.

- Hey, Tank. Thanks! - Hey, love you.

And taking the field are the top teams

in Oakland and Wayne County Youth League.

Here to showcase their fielding for the big boys.

Bring it in here, Sox. Huddle up.

Bring it in here. Bring it in.

Listen to me. Those guys really are scrubs, okay?

Any ball that doesn't get hit out of this park,

l expect to be in your gloves. You understand me?

Yeah!

Not every ball is gonna get out of this park,

so l want you to play it off that back wall.

Anything in the outfield is a live ball.

And watch the batter's feet. He's gonna tell you

where that ball is going.

Hands in. "Win" on three. One, two, three, win!

Let's go, let's go!

It's how it's done, Joey.

You all look so serious. Smile. Look at me. Smile!

Come on, get 'em in here.

Play hard, have fun,

and let's win this thing.

Scrubs on three. One, two, three, scrubs!

Come on, now. Let's go!

Woo!

- Good luck. - Good luck.

You're gonna need it.

The city of Detroit would Iike to welcome everyone

to the Home Run Showdown!

Batting first for the American League is Dale Harrington!

I got it!

That's it, Fass. That's it, Fassi.

Come on, now. We're doing all right. We're in this thing. Let's go!

Yeah, but Lori's not here.

Hey, Pop!

Hey, Pop. What if l lose?

Come on, don't give up already.

How many balls you got so far?

Not that, Dad. Look, look.

I've blown it my whole life, right?

Everything. So who cares if l blow this, right?

Look around you, Joey. What do you see?

You see eager fans,

Smiling kids.

They're all listening to the crack of an old-fashioned wood bat.

There's this perfect summer breeze

tying it all together.

You really think that that bar is what today is all about?

Hey, Billy!

Get in here!

Thanks, Pop.

That was subtle.

I'm gonna go for a few minutes. You're gonna be the coach.

You get the balls and you put them in that bucket.

Whatever you do, don't let him get them. Let's go!

Come on!

All right, round one is complete.

We begin round two with Gonzo,

and as you can see,

Dale Harrington watches on with great concentration.

Oop.

He goes back. A high pop fly to left field.

The runner on third's gonna tag up and try to score.

Wonder if Lori Moore can throw him out at home.

What are you doing here?

Why don't you go out and fight for your bar?

Kinda want your dad to see his kid play baseball.

Well, you should have thought of that before.

It was never about us. It was always about you.

You're right.

It was always about me.

Always me.

You think l cared about Tank Turpino or my brother?

Only if they were playing better than me.

I got kicked out of minor league baseball.

It's the only thing l ever cared about.

It destroyed my relationship with my brother.

My dad.

I don't want that to happen to you.

Right?

So l just came here to tell you

that your team...

They need you.

And l need you there, too.

That was my inspirational speech. How'd it go?

L'll take that as, "lt sucked."

Hey, don't play so hard-to-get next time, all right? Come on. Let's go.

Jeez Louise.

Hey, l'm not taking it easy on you just because you're a kid.

It's baseball. Play ball.

Into the third round we go.

Only one big surprise.

Tank Turpino has made it past the likes of Dale Harrington

and Poco Luiz.

Tank Turpino has made it to the finals. Amazing!

It's a melee out there. Who's gonna come up with that ball?

Hey, Billy!

Hey, hey, hey. You doing all right?

Good, good. Go get out there. Come on, now. Let's go, Scrubs!

Let's go, Scrubs!

Read 'em and weep, baby. Read 'em and weep.

All right. We're in this thing.

Come on now, Scrubs!

Spectacular catch!

That kid just got a YouTube moment!

That's my son! That's him!

Hey, that kid!

Hey, get that kid off the field.

- Simpson, shut it. - No!

I'm saying sit down!

Next year, l'll appoint a different commissioner.

Oh, no, you can't. Nobody wants the job.

Hey, hey, hey! That's Lori!

He can't be here. You lose. That's it!

He's not allowed to be out here. You lose.

- That's it! - Big Al's is yours.

Come on now, Scrubs, look alive!

You're never gonna set foot inside Big Al's again. You understand?

- L know. - Like never, ever, ever.

I know.

This isn't any fun if you're not pissed off.

I know.

C'mon, Scrubs, get on that ball now!

Yes, we're gonna beat you anyway. Let's go!

- Nice job! - Let's go, Scrubs, let's go!

Oh, what a move!

Someone call the cops. That was a robbery!

Look at these kids going at it. It's Iike Lord of the Flies out there.

Fassi, you tied it up! You tied it up!

Tank Turpino is unexpectedly up by one homer.

This is Gonzo's last chance to tie it up.

If he doesn 't hit a home run right now,

Tank Turpino has won the 2012 Home Run Showdown.

That's way back.

Back, back.

Oh, my God, did you see that?

A kid just robbed Gonzo of the tying homerun.

Tank Turpino wins!

That's Lorenzo. That's my boy. That's my son!

Cubs win! Cubs win!

Wow, do you believe in miracles? Because you just saw one!

I won, right? I get the bar, right?

- L still won. - Ls that a tear?

- Are you crying, Rico? - No, just sweating, Pop.

We won! We won!

We did it!

You did it!

Awesome, oh!

I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.

Good job, man.

It's gonna be an all right day

I think it's gonna work out fine

Cuttin ' loose the thoughts that weigh on my mind

I l walk down the quiet road

I Nobody in my way

I'm gonna write a song and sing it to myself

- How's it going, Pop? - Hey.

This is great!

Oh, it's my brother.

Hey, Joey. Hi, Michelle.

- Hey. - Joey, can l talk to you for a second?

Yeah. l'll be right back.

Hey, l stopped by the bar. It looks good.

I like what you did with Pop's baseball collection.

- Lt's nice. - Yeah, it turns out...

people really love that retro crap.

Look, l...

l was wondering... l was thinking maybe l could use a partner.

You know, to help me run the place.

You know anybody that might be interested?

Yeah, l definitely may know somebody.

Yeah, because l re-open in like a month.

A month.

- Lf that works. - Yeah.

- L mean, l'll ask around. - Okay.

- Okay. - Okay, good.

- Beautiful. Okay. - You been good?

Bobby, don't let him push you like that. Come on!

Mom, mom, mom, mom!

I got a new sport!

What is it?

I gotcha. Okay!

We're gonna take a little bit of a timeout. lt's okay.

Okay.

- Attention! - What's that about?

Attention! This is an official Oakland Youth Baseball League field.

It is not to be used for anything

other than official Oakland Youth Baseball League business.

Everyone must vacate the premises immediately.

- Simpson. - Yo.

Shove your rules!

Hey!

Hey, stop!

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Hit me on the spot, give it all you got

I Are you ready or not? I

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Hit me on the spot, give it all you got

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All right, all right

All right, all right

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All right, al right All right, al right

Hit me on the spot, give it all you got

Are you ready or not, all right

Waiting for the call, just hit it over the wall

And it's all right

All right