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Wasn't that lovely.

I hope that it's made you feel all warm

inside on this cold winter's night.

Well, that's it for tonight as we hit eight o'clock.

This is me signing off saying goodnight to Ville. Goodnight.

Hi hun.

I am in the car. Yeah, I,

I know work really worked me hard today.

Just couldn't get away. Mm.

I'm nearly home.

Ah, what do you need?

Ah,

Cold tablet.

It's not drowsy. Okay. Yeah, I got it.

Eight 30. I'll try. Yeah. Alright.

I'll be home. Eight 30. Eight 30 on the dot. Yes.

Yeah, I know. Bye.

Hi Norm. Hi Perry.

Hi. I just got here. The chemist.

Yeah, I know. Non-Drowsy. What? Mouthwash?

I just bought some the other day. Yeah. Okay, okay. Okay.

I will.

Yeah,

I'll take the office.

Huh? Yeah, the usual canal. Some cold tablets, please.

You don't look sick. - Yeah. No, no. It's for my wife.

Is it that new animal type of flu?

New animal type of flu?

Yeah. New animal type of flu, new

Animal type of flu. The

- Animal type of flu norm, - New animal type of flu.

Now it's the run of the mill.

Boring old, regular cold type of thing.

Right. Is she having trouble sleeping? What?

Is she not sleeping?

Oh, now you come to imagine it. She's been,

she's been up most of the past week.

You got anything to help her with that?

- Yeah, we got no troubles. - Will they make a drowsy?

Will they make a drowsy? She sleep like a baby.

Okay. I have four packs please.

Yeah. Yeah, I got them. What?

What do you need?

Cheeseburger extra on your chips? Yes, I got it.

Yes. Eight 30. I said so

what the fuck?

Hello?

Hello

Sherry.

Norm the actual fuck is going on here.

Have you gone completely mad?

Said a gun. Why on earth would you need a gun?

You know you look like a hat full

of assholes holding that thing.

There you go. Case's closed.

What the hell, norm? Get outta my way.

No, sorry Sherry.

I can't let you get outta the boot of the car.

- Really? - Yeah.

Yes. You'll get outta my way.

No, what I mean is this

is the moment.

You are not gonna knock me off with that, are you?

I haven't decided yet. It's one of the options.

- You are shitting me. - Nah. What the fuck?

- You're tripping on drugs? - No,

No.

You're having a medical episode.

- I'm not sure. - Why?

Because it's you.

Yeah. A slushie,

Raspberry.

Look. Hang on.

Hold up thought. Huh?

Get in. What the bloody

Hell are you?

Let me out.

Norm, are you in the car?

What's your plan? Come on.

Bloody hell. Norm.

No wonder why you're never getting your chores done.

Always spending your nights driving around town.

Well, well what's happening Norm? Where are we?

Bloody hell, you better be getting me out of here Norm.

I swear to God. Can you hear me? Norm? No, be quiet.

Hmm.

- I know. - Huh?

- Bit nippy out there. - What? Yeah,

What can I get you?

You miss as usual

Tonight.

I'll have my usual please to go.

Oh, I'm so sorry. What was that one again?

Cheeseburger, extra tomato. Yeah.

Oh wait and a coffee please.

Sure. Hey Terry. Terry?

Yeah. - One cheeseburger combo extra tomato.

Oh, hi Norm. Yeah.

Okay, so that'll be 1250 then.

Okay.

So what have you been up to? Anything interesting?

No, just the usual.

Come on. You gotta be up to something. Anything on you.

Come on. You bloody

oh's that saying norm.

It's like quiet

ones, you know?

The quiet ones sort of something. Yeah.

Norm, you know the same copy that chief.

I got it. It's the quiet ones you gotta watch out

for. Hi Jerry.

Hey Kerry. Freezing out there. Ah, good. I ignore.

How the heck are you? Oh,

Hi Jerry. I'm fine, thanks.

You seem a little tense here buddy.

You sure everything's all right? I'm good, Jerry. Thank you.

Gone. Nothing to do with the fact that

I'll be smashing Sherry in this year's egg painting

championship at the country fair has it?

Well, you know Jerry, she does paint those eggs real good.

Okay. Is that it? Come on, you can tell me.

Is she shaken in her boots?

- Yeah, - That's it. I knew it.

Your misses can't win 'em all on the wrist.

You know I've been doing exercises. Build up my strength.

Here, fill that.

Hold on. Order off.

Okay, gotta go. Sorry. Wait, wait, what about your order?

Oh, holy shit.

Oh, okay. Norm.

Okay, norm, look, I know it's hard.

Norm with me and Sherry finding it out there. Heck, P Champ.

No, it's not everyone's cup of tea.

It's that important to you. I'll let her win.

What do you say? Hey, how about you give me the gun?

We can all gone our merry way. Get back.

I didn't think you had it in you.

So what's your plan now? Genius.

I'm thinking

you better bloody hope there's no blood on those seats.

That's gonna be a real shit to get out.

It's most likely gonna put you away

for the rest of your life.

Hang on. I said extra good onions.

We're at the norm. I can't eat tomato.

You know, tomato gives me heartburn.

All kinds of tomato does Real tomato, tomato paste,

tomato puree, tomato soup.

Shut up. I can't think.

God, you're more delusional than I thought.

Right? So Jerry and Kerry are also hallucinations.

You mean dead policemen, Jerry and screamer Kerry?

No, they're real, very, very real.

It's you. You're calling. Do I answer?

It's okay. It's okay. Please stop screaming.

I can explain.

No, stop.

Stop.

Can you please turn around please?

I am so sorry.

I you fucking said me.

Holy shit. I fucking shot

you. Oh God. There's so much

Blood.

I will go get a towel.

Yeah. Hi. I'm nearly home. Yeah, no, I'm sorry.

The burger shop is real busy.

Yeah, I got the burger on the, the slushy. Look.

I I yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I, I I I'm losing you.

I've got it.

Gary,

Gary,

Kerry.

You all right Kerry?

Good thought. Quiet.

I can't get doing this anymore.

The sunset. Bloody hell. Norm, where have you been?

It's late and Cherry and I were getting worried.

That might be true. My nose is raw.

I'm starving. And you missed our show. I said eight 30.

Yeah, it's nearly bloody. 10 o'clock.

Do you get my pills? The right ones?

- Yeah. - Finally.

You know how much I hate those drowsy ones.

It's like you're trying to knock me out or something.

Dunno why, you know, those drowsy ones dock me for sixes.

Had to How was your day? Yeah.

Did you take a tour of the bloody town?

- Sorry. - What were you doing?

Jesus Earth to nor where'd you go?

I don't think I like this. You got a mistress on the side?

Do you go put my food on a plate

and get me some water so I can take my pills?

I'm gonna have to fill you in on

what you missed on the show.

Evelyn's trapped in her own body, nowhere to go,

leaving it's horrible disease

and she's relying on her son to look after her

because her husband's in complete denial.

All he does is chop wood all day.

Chop, chop, chop dwelling in his own self pity.

And now she's asked her son to kill her,

to relieve her from it all.

That's how desperate she is. I know.

I should probably be thinking, what's it like

to be in her shoes?

This is some psychological messed up shit.

Who knows Willie or won? He, I don't know.

Anyway, that's where we're at,

and only time will tell what he'll do.

There was a man down every,

he had an urge, an urge

to kill straight.

Your mind is

that the norm in reveal

name was normal.

He was not normal.

The story goes, he wasn't married man.

Drove him crazy

and didn't understand

hallucinations, gave that man a plow

with the gun and his head.

His name was normal,

but he was not normal.

His name was normal,

but he was not normal.