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You here?

I got a kid upstairs, basement.

Someone please check the basement upstairs.

Hello Alexander.

Sorry Mike. I just couldn't resist.

Hello Alex.

You know, you could ask me what's going on here.

Where's the questions? We have?

See, that'll happen time

to time when you don't respond to me.

Like I'm going to be your personal Jesus for today.

But no brother praying there.

Alright, what's going on?

Thank you sweetheart. Much better.

Do you see the controller right over there?

Yeah. Warmer. Warmer.

Yeah. There we go. Hot. No, Larry. Cold mate.

What are you doing? Get up. Come on.

Don't be shy.

I don't just stand there like a fucking bloke.

That's better. Now let's get to it.

Does the name Yes, exactly.

Rick ring any bells? Push the bat.

Push the bat to find down.

I'll give you a hint. It was a long time ago,

but shorty, you remember the school restroom

right there in front of you?

Front you. Yes. Yes. Rick. Say hello. Hello Rick.

Oh, look at that sexy you have.

You see the gun right over there. Take it.

Enter the room.

There you go.

Jesus has granted you a chance to get him back. Fair. Your

- Prick, - The gun and your hand.

Four bullets. Four shots

to get back at this asshole.

And what if I don't want to

Kill him?

Well, in that case, I'm going to be

shockingly disappointed.

Disappointed

Some kind of stick game or something.

Or call her what you want, eh? And if I try to escape,

oh,

One more thing, mate.

Every time you miss,

you'll make me very disappointed.

I need to guarantee that you'll leave me alone

when it's over.

What?

You are funny, faggot. There are no guarantees on this.

Well, I wanna say,

- You - Just gotta believe.

Yes. You just gotta believe in Jesus.

But this is your big chance to fuck him up. Take boy

- This - S

what's it going to be?

Could you leave me alone for a second? Couldn't you? Oh,

Well that's quite bold of you, isn't it?

But I kind of like it. Take your time.

Tell me, have you ever been in two Burling alley, hanging

with your friends, burning strikes, catching your groove on?

Yeah, probably not me on the other hand, I

practically grew up in one.

You see my daddy was running it

and yeah, he was quite a stigma from punishment.

So I spent most of my childhood grounded

and stuck in that damn bowling alley with him.

But you know what it, it wasn't all that bad.

I mean, sure my friends were all imaginary,

but sometimes I would just pretend they were there with me.

Like right now.

Now, anyway, today is your time to get here,

to feel this place.

Power of the strike.

So Rick is your target mate to pin your ankle.

And we made it easier for you.

You see, you don't even need a gun ball

because let's be real,

that could make things a little bit messy.

Done and rink out of the way.

Strike we've been waiting for. That's never been closer.

You are fucking with me.

Super brave, aren't you?

You think that's the only camera here? You

Fucking in cell?

That was a very,

very bad decision on your feet.

Soldier at your boy.

Yeah. Oh yes. That right?

That's what we want. You have to fight

for the right to love.

Sorry to live.

Fuck it.

Okay, perfect. Hello everyone.

Welcome back to episode. I think it's 13. Hey,

Can you do your Instagram story some other time?

I'm, I'm a little busy.

I told you to stop fucking interrupting me when I'm

taking the fucking takes.

Yeah, could, could you not get my

face while I'm doing this?

Why - I don't want my mom to know I do coke.

You're making fucking human meatloaf.

But you have a problem with showing up. You're doing coke.

It's a different thing.

Anyways, that fag in there named Alexander

is tortured, tied up and killed.

Rick, our brother.

Hey, does Father John know about your little fan club

or what?

Father John can go suck underage

dick as long as he wants to.

What I'm doing right here, this is art.

This is a product that's going to lead this year into

the fucking future, mate.

- Yeah, - Yeah. You're a real creator.

This man is going to avenge Rick a first.

We're going to show my little friend. Come on.

Get, get the fucking ax.

God fucking God. Okay.

Okay. - Come on. What the fuck is this? What do you mean

This is tiny?

- That's what she said. - Yeah.

Do you want me to kill him or give him a manicure?

My, - You can give him a fucking haircut as long

as he's fucking dead.

Okay. Yeah. You sound ridiculous.

Do you wanna maybe let your mustache grow out a little bit

so you can twirl it while you do this or

I told you it was a hormonal dysfunction.

- Okay. P belong. Stalking. - Hello.

Anyway, this man is going to avenge him.

Choppily, chop chop. Come on you. Not the red right hand.

- Ridiculous. - Let's go. Come on. Yeah,

I'm gonna him right now.

You fucking do. I fucking tell you to do right now.

Just, just get the fucking, alright.

The

one quarter pounder with cheese, please

Come.

- How do I take this shit off, - Please?

- How - The keys are in his pocket.

I thought I'd never come back to this mess.

But you, you cut off my hand.

What the fuck, dude?

So I guess now it's time for my family issues.

You know, my mom was homophobic too.

When she found out about my orientation identity

or whatever, she was crazy.

Like really mad man.

She even tried to cut my fucking thumb off so

that I couldn't jerk anyone off.

Well, funnily enough,

the thumb was the only thing the police found of her. My

God. Blood's everywhere.

What happened? And me, they found me in a fucking closet.

Man, what a joke.

I got used to fighting.

Please

Don't leave me here alone.

Jesus is watching us. He knows what you've done.

Fuck you.

Jesus was gay.