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I love going to
the gym at night.
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I have so much energy.
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It's quiet, empty, reminds me
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of my crippling
loneliness. It's great.
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A woman's body has been
discovered this morning in Whole
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Grave Park, though
the cause of death is
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yet to be determined.
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Police say she was found with
two puncture marks to the neck
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and had suffered
severe blood loss.
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Given the patently bizarre
nature of this crime,
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police are speculating
as to the presence
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and possible existence
of wild animals.
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Hmm. - I'm gonna have to
be more careful out there.
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Surprised I have haven't used
the word vampire then again,
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probably come across
as some distasteful.
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Jesus Christ.
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Jesus Christ.
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Hey, sorry, I didn't mean
to interrupt your workout,
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but my card doesn't
seem to be working
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and I can't get to you.
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Beatle canes,
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Were you inside?
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Sorry. Yes, I could do that.
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Thank you so much.
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Don't mention it.
At least I can do
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for Amanda gets my heart racing.
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Because you scared me when you
knocked on the glass earlier.
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I didn't mean like in love
with you or something.
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I I didn't mean
to frighten the
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- Living night light outta me
- Nightlight.
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No, I got you.
'cause it's I'm Sam.
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Oh, Christ.
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Well, it's nice
to meet you, grace
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and I would not have blamed
you if you didn't let some
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strange man into
the gym at 3:00 AM
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Please don't let me take
up any more of your time.
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He is gotta be a
vampire out late.
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Needed me to invite him inside.
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And that protein shake
looks suspiciously.
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Like, is it blood?
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Only one way to find out.
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What are you doing?
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Apologies. I
just had to check.
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- Check. What
- If you're a vampire?
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I thought you were
drinking blood.
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What does that
smell like then?
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The green waste bin. - Be
true apple and carrot juice.
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Much healthier.
Alternative to blood.
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But like, I can't see
why you'd think that.
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- No.
- And look,
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next time you do want to
check to see if I'm a vampire.
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Just have a little look at
my reflection in the mirror.
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Well, I guess the
bat's out of the coffin.
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When you've been a vampire
for as long as I have.
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Sometimes the whole, not
having a reflection thing kind
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of slips your mind.
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It's such a shame. You know,
I thought I had like a cute
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little fan player friend
in town to hang out with.
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I mean, I could always
transform him into one.
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But then you're not on the
best of terms with each other.
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'cause you drastically changed
someone's life for the worst.
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Then you're like awkwardly
competing for food
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and like, go around in
circles like, oh, it's my
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Who are you talking to?
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What, what's going on here?
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Sorry. Sam just gets really
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lonely sometimes.
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Promise to keep this one as mess
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free as possible for you guys.
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I did say that. I needed to
be more careful out there. Mm.
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Hi there. You've
reached Dan Deacon.
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Leave a message after Pete.
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- Hi dad. It's Sandy
- Called
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Me back.
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You need to talk.
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Okay,
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Sandy.
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Sandy,
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- You can't be
- Here.
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I had to see you.
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I told you never come
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Here.
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I know, but listen. Think I had
to tell you something Sandy.
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I came here to
tell you. No, you,
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Sandy, I love you.
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Oh God. Damnit. Get
back in here belly. Bob,
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Did you hear me?
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I love you. I know you
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told me to never come
here, but I wanna know you.
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I want inside your little world.
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I wanna orbit
around your planet.
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I wanna meet your
parents. Am going inside.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Oh my God. Are you okay?
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I think I'm sick.
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Sandy. I I don't understand.
What's the problem?
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Problem. I just told you my
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Family's I know, I know.
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Crazy nuts. I don't You don't
understand. I don't care. Look
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It up in the dictionary. It
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- Doesn't matter
- To me.
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It's completely 100% by the
definition of the term. I,
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I don't care. I don't care.
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- In UTS nuts.
- I don't care.
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I love you and hey,
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I never met a parent my whole
dang life Who didn't like me?
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I mean, I'm charming,
sophisticated. I
know about wine.
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You do. Cabernet seven, nine.
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- It's very fancy.
- Thank you.
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What is it? Daddy?
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I think said he's gonna
bring this one here.
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Well then sit
down and act normal.
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We don't want to
scare another one off.
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When you say Sandy, my love,
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- Ah,
- I can't believe
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this is happening again.
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My parents scare away. Every
boy that's ever visited.
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All right. You win.
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Just don't say I
didn't warn you.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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- They brought a friend
- Goodie
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Be a visitor, a free visitor.
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I was just about
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To put the cap on.
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Would our visitor
like a cup of minty?
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Sure.
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Here
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Sandy.
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They're fucking nuts.
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Hello?
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He, oh my. He's
being quite dramatic.
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What do you I don't understand.
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Hell. What was that?
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I think something's
wrong. Oh, no, no, no.
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Son, we can't understand a
word that you're staying.
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Oh dear. I just
cleaned the floor.
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I don't, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
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Nut allergy.
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Oh, honey, it'll never work.
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