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I love going to the gym at night.

I have so much energy.

It's quiet, empty, reminds me

of my crippling loneliness. It's great.

A woman's body has been discovered this morning in Whole

Grave Park, though the cause of death is

yet to be determined.

Police say she was found with two puncture marks to the neck

and had suffered severe blood loss.

Given the patently bizarre nature of this crime,

police are speculating as to the presence

and possible existence of wild animals.

Hmm. - I'm gonna have to be more careful out there.

Surprised I have haven't used the word vampire then again,

probably come across as some distasteful.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Hey, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your workout,

but my card doesn't seem to be working

and I can't get to you.

Beatle canes,

Were you inside?

Sorry. Yes, I could do that.

Thank you so much.

Don't mention it. At least I can do

for Amanda gets my heart racing.

Because you scared me when you knocked on the glass earlier.

I didn't mean like in love with you or something.

I I didn't mean to frighten the

- Living night light outta me - Nightlight.

No, I got you. 'cause it's I'm Sam.

Oh, Christ.

Well, it's nice to meet you, grace

and I would not have blamed you if you didn't let some

strange man into the gym at 3:00 AM

Please don't let me take up any more of your time.

He is gotta be a vampire out late.

Needed me to invite him inside.

And that protein shake looks suspiciously.

Like, is it blood?

Only one way to find out.

What are you doing?

Apologies. I just had to check.

- Check. What - If you're a vampire?

I thought you were drinking blood.

What does that smell like then?

The green waste bin. - Be true apple and carrot juice.

Much healthier. Alternative to blood.

But like, I can't see why you'd think that.

- No. - And look,

next time you do want to check to see if I'm a vampire.

Just have a little look at my reflection in the mirror.

Well, I guess the bat's out of the coffin.

When you've been a vampire for as long as I have.

Sometimes the whole, not having a reflection thing kind

of slips your mind.

It's such a shame. You know, I thought I had like a cute

little fan player friend in town to hang out with.

I mean, I could always transform him into one.

But then you're not on the best of terms with each other.

'cause you drastically changed someone's life for the worst.

Then you're like awkwardly competing for food

and like, go around in circles like, oh, it's my

Who are you talking to?

What, what's going on here?

Sorry. Sam just gets really

lonely sometimes.

Promise to keep this one as mess

free as possible for you guys.

I did say that. I needed to be more careful out there. Mm.

Hi there. You've reached Dan Deacon.

Leave a message after Pete.

- Hi dad. It's Sandy - Called

Me back.

You need to talk.

Okay,

Sandy.

Sandy,

- You can't be - Here.

I had to see you.

I told you never come

Here.

I know, but listen. Think I had to tell you something Sandy.

I came here to tell you. No, you,

Sandy, I love you.

Oh God. Damnit. Get back in here belly. Bob,

Did you hear me?

I love you. I know you

told me to never come here, but I wanna know you.

I want inside your little world.

I wanna orbit around your planet.

I wanna meet your parents. Am going inside.

Wait, wait, wait.

Oh my God. Are you okay?

I think I'm sick.

Sandy. I I don't understand. What's the problem?

Problem. I just told you my

Family's I know, I know.

Crazy nuts. I don't You don't understand. I don't care. Look

It up in the dictionary. It

- Doesn't matter - To me.

It's completely 100% by the definition of the term. I,

I don't care. I don't care.

- In UTS nuts. - I don't care.

I love you and hey,

I never met a parent my whole dang life Who didn't like me?

I mean, I'm charming, sophisticated. I know about wine.

You do. Cabernet seven, nine.

- It's very fancy. - Thank you.

What is it? Daddy?

I think said he's gonna bring this one here.

Well then sit down and act normal.

We don't want to scare another one off.

When you say Sandy, my love,

- Ah, - I can't believe

this is happening again.

My parents scare away. Every boy that's ever visited.

All right. You win.

Just don't say I didn't warn you.

Okay.

Yeah.

- They brought a friend - Goodie

Be a visitor, a free visitor.

I was just about

To put the cap on.

Would our visitor like a cup of minty?

Sure.

Here

Sandy.

They're fucking nuts.

Hello?

He, oh my. He's being quite dramatic.

What do you I don't understand.

Hell. What was that?

I think something's wrong. Oh, no, no, no.

Son, we can't understand a word that you're staying.

Oh dear. I just cleaned the floor.

I don't, I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh. Oh, okay.

Nut allergy.

Oh, honey, it'll never work.