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Hi, how are you?

Hi, doing good, how are you?

I have a pickup order for Eric.

- Eric? - Yeah.

All set.

Thank you. Have a good one.

Hi, I have a pickup for Tom.

- For Tom? - Yep.

This the one.

Thank you. Have a good one. Bye.

Hi, love.

Hey, you on your way home yet?

No, it's been very slow today. Didn't make any money.

I have to take a few more orders,

so it'll be later tonight.

Oh, I gotta go. I'll call you later.

Bye.

You've arrived at your destination.

Um, I'm looking for Danielle's.

- You're the driver? - Yeah.

- You're the driver. - Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Wow, it's heavy.

Okay, thank...

Brothers and sisters, the sacrifice is done.

The ritual is complete.

To the order.

To the order.

♪ Yes, sir, that's my baby ♪

♪ No, sir, don't mean maybe ♪

♪ Yes, sir, that's my baby now ♪

♪ Yes, ma'am, we've decided ♪

♪ No, ma'am, we won't hide it ♪

♪ Yes, ma'am, you're invited now ♪

♪ By the way, by the way ♪

♪ When we reach our preacher I'll say ♪

♪ Yes, sir, that's my baby ♪

♪ No, sir, don't mean maybe ♪

♪ Yes, sir, that's my baby now ♪

Well, that's just the thing, Mr. Davies.

Demons work in ways we don't expect.

Well, firstly, Mr. Davies, if there are any more demons,

we'd be talking about a poltergeist,

which I highly doubt is the case after today's session.

But if it is, a telling sign is the

disappearance of your shoelaces.

Yes, shoelaces. They especially love black ones.

Listen, Mr. Davies, when you get home, check your shoes.

If there are any laces missing, call me immediately.

We'll talk business on the poltergeist pack. Okay?

Okay, ta-ta.

That's a Fort Knox security system you've got going there.

Are you the man I'm expecting to see?

Texted about a possible supernatural disturbance.

The advertisement never said I was

getting a handsome ghost hunter.

Oh, that's very kind of you. Travis.

Helga.

Oh, Travis.

Careful! He bites.

No, no, no. I'm only joking, love.

This is little Josie. He's quite the sweetheart.

You got me. Good one.

I apologize about the locks. You can't be too careful.

No, no. That's all right. Nasty people about these days.

Out there is fine.

It's trying to contain what's in here. I believe...

I believe this space is shared with a satanic force.

What kind of satanic force?

Satan. Satan!

Satanic force.

- As in the Satan. - Satan.

The devil.

Lucifer.

The old serpent.

The dragon.

Beelzebub.

Mm, goat man.

That too.

He has many names,

many faces.

Well, not to worry.

Even the dark Lord has a landlord, and that's me.

Shall we?

Ooh, is this a dagger I see before me?

A demon dagger, Helga.

You don't have to worry when this is in my hands. Now...

Ooh.

What kind of trouble has Satan been cooking?

It's been madness after madness! Doors slamming,

glasses smashing, pictures falling.

It's a wonder the bookshelf stands.

Sure lucky that's all he's done, Helga.

We better move fast before he decides to move on

from home demolition.

I'm too old for this, love.

I can't imagine the stress this is causing Josie.

Well, your luck's probably come from

having those four rabbit's feet around.

I'm not superstitious, love.

No? No, why would you be?

You should put Joe in his cage.

Give him a carrot or something. I'm almost ready here.

There we go. Right where we want him.

And there we go.

Perfect. Now Helga,

this symbol here is a pentagram.

It's typically associated with Satan.

If the top point is facing down...

Trust the Americans to align their

governments with the devil.

You're thinking of the Pentagon, Helga.

This is a pentagram,

but I've drawn this one with its point north. Up.

Which is...

Good. It's good. This room pointed to heaven.

It's the only way we want to go. The only problem is

Satan is still here.

That's where I come in. I'm gonna do my best

to conduct an exorcism that will cast him out.

But I need your help, Helga.

Anything, dear.

It's a big ask, but I need you

to offer a sacrifice in order

to open the gateway to Satan's prison.

It has to be something of extreme value in order to work.

Okay. Okay. I think I know...

Nope, that won't do. It's far too cheap.

But it's my husband's ashes.

As in cheap, as in it would be cheap of me to ask you

to offer that.

But I like your thinking. Sorry, Helga.

Satan's just a materialistic kind of fella, you know?

Perhaps, um...

The ring?

Oh, oh, yes, yes, of course.

Don't apologize.

Okay, we're ready.

The words I'm about to say are very powerful. Don't let go.

- How powerful? - So powerful

that they're in Latin.

Shall we begin?

Yes, please.

Okay.

And Satan has left the building.

Bravo, bravo!

It's a shame about the ring, but thank you.

Is there anything I can get you, dear?

I'm just happy I could help.

That'll be 500 for today's session.

Got it ready to go for you in the kitchen.

Would you like a cup?

Oh...

I won't say no. Three sugars please.

Now, this is the moment we've all been waiting for.

I'm just happy you're safe, Helga.

Looks like Satan's back for the after party, bitch!

Stabbed me! You fucking stabbed me!

You crazy woman!

That's, that's my knife.

When you use the dark lord's likeness as a business model,

you can bet your ass is gonna get stabbed.

Oh, you're Satan? Satan's real?

- No. - No as in you're not Satan,

or no as in Satan's not real?

Satan's real. I'm not Satan.

Then what the fuck, Helga?

Oh, come on sweetie.

I'm not just doing this for fun.

The Dark Lord offered me my vision in exchange

for a few sacrifices.

You're one of many, Travis,

many pathetic scams my sight now allows me

to see right through.

Yes, exactly. This is all a scam, Helga.

There is no Satan.

Then why can I hear his tummy rumbling?

Fucking Joe? Little Joe is Satan?

Oh, kettle ready!

I'm going to be able to make a complaint.

Come on, Dave. Let her have her fun.

It's the fourth this week.

Yes, the fourth time.

That's four more times than us.

Travis, I uh, I checked my shoes

and they don't have any shoelaces.

It's a poltergeist. It's definitely a poltergeist.

Travis? Please!