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Bizarre Encounters.

Call and hear real people as they come face to face with ...

Bizarre Encounters.

Are they from next door, or are they from ...

If you only make one phone call in your life, make it to

Bizarre Encounters.

$2 first minute, 45 cents additional minutes.

If you're under 18, get your parents' permission to call.

Hi (giggles).

Tell me what you like, stud.

Hello?

Gonna kill you.

♪ Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga ♪

♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪

♪ Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger ♪

♪ Don't you fight it till you've tried it do the conga beat ♪

♪ Feel the fire of desire ♪

♪ As you dance the night away ♪

♪ 'Cos tonight we're gonna party ♪

♪ Till we see the break of day ♪

♪ Better get yourself together ♪

♪ And hold on to what you got ♪

♪ Once the music hits your system ♪

I feel like I haven't heard your voice in,

God, I don't even know anymore.

Where are you, baby?

I miss you.

That's all. We all do.

If you can hear this, please, come home.

I hope you're okay,

wherever you are.

I love you, always.

Okay.

Okay.

Good night.

Good night, Mom.

Next.

Take it off.

Take it all off.

Nope.

For everybody's body.

You can choose anything.

From Coppertone Light, our nongreasy oil or lotion.

Gross.

Hey, there's a snack inside my Snackin' Cake.

♪ Bake someone happy ♪

I get it. There's a snack inside my Snackin' Cake.

♪ You and Betty Crocker can bake someone happy ♪

Inside every delicious Snackin' Cake

is a special snack, chocolate chips,

or banana, or raisins, or walnuts.

Snackin' Cake, just mix, bake and serve in the same pan.

There's a snack inside my Snackin' Cake.

With Snackin' Cake ...

♪ You and Betty Crocker can bake someone happy ♪

What?

No!

No, no no, no no.

Now what?

Yes!

Yes!

Oh my God!

Brain, you want a half-eaten tuna fish sandwich?

Oh, its' like a science experiment.

Cute little dog you've got there.

But hold on, in a previous life he could

have been George Washington.

Nice cat. Perhaps Annie Oakley.

And look at him. Why, it's Napoleon.

Reincarnation.

What human being was your pet in a previous lifetime?

Master reincarnationist E. David Scott will tell you--

Did you do it?

I'm so sorry.

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Uh, h-hello?

Hello?

Um.

I-is anybody there?

Ugh, there goes $2.

Well, hi, can I help you, sir?

Hello?

Wait. Wait, don't go!

I, I like your voice.

Do you live alone?

No, with my mom and dad. They're in the other room.

Sh.

I like that.

But don't tell.

Oh, oh, um ...

I won't tell.

Promise?

I, I, I can't do that.

Oh, you're bad.

I'm, I'm, I'm a little nervous.

Aw, come on, promise me.

Well.

All right.

Cross your heart and hope to die?

Uh ...

Stick a finger (moans).

In (moans).

My (moans).

Eye?

That wasn't very nice.

Yeah, well, what can I say?

I'm a naughty girl.

I don't know how I feel about that.

Oh, no? Well we should fix that right now.

What did you have in mind?

Are you there?

That sounds, sounds delicious.

Sorry, I was thirsty.

I love milk. Want a taste?

How can I do that?

I'm downstairs, all by my lonely little self.

You're alone?

Mm-hm. I am now.

Can I tell you something?

- Oh, baby. - Don't stop. Don't stop.

Your voice makes me wanna run my fingers

across my breasts, down my belly,

and slip my hand into my underwear (moans).

Oh, baby, it makes me so wet!

How wet, baby, how wet? Yeah, baby, yeah?

You there, lover boy?

Hello?

Don't get shy on me now, lover.

Ugh.

Well, if you're not gonna talk, then ...

You really shouldn't be doing that.

Oh no? What's that?

It's bad for your eyes to sit so close.

What did you just say?

Hello?

Hello.

I said what did you just say?

I know you're there. I can hear you breathing, asshole!

I know the sins you committed.

You're going to fucking hell!

Don't hang up on me, you stupid whore!

The agony of not knowing if someone's

living or dead is unbridled torture.

The uncertainty of life's future relationships

hanging in limbo.

Hope rides a roller coaster,

and yet each day must be lived!

Give unto your people the blessing of your soul.

You know the pain of someone missing

and the joy when you found them.

Please pray for those searching now!

And help us.

Pray for the joy.

Mom?

Hello.

Tammy, are you there?

Where are you, baby?

I'm sorry.

I feel like I haven't heard your voice in,

God, I don't even know anymore.

I just ...

I miss you, that's all.

We all do.

Where are you, baby?

If you can hear this, please

come home.

Now I've got more girls than I can handle.

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The truth about street girls.

Shocking, real stories from society's outcasts.

I'm here, I'm going to stay here.

This is how I make my money.

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and what they do.

For survival on the streets, I've had to do anything.

Street Girls, all real, all true.

The streets is tough, but so am I.

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