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Hey, honey.

Our network is still down.

It's been over a week now.

So, I'm not even sure when you're gonna

get this message to be honest, but um,

I hope you're being safe and that you're wearing a mask.

And I know you're helping people survive this

and it's heroic and everything, but I just want you home.

I just really want you home. I miss you all the time.

I love you.

Okay, bye for now.

Hey, bad news.

We have no power.

It's ridiculous.

No network, and now no power grid.

Luckily, my dad has a generator,

so we're not completely stuck in the Stone Age.

Not yet at least.

I heard stories that it's getting

pretty dangerous out there.

I hope you have your gun.

Hurry home. I love you.

This brownout is legit.

I don't know if the grid is gonna come back online.

And we're running out of fuel.

Dad thinks we may have to move to the bunker.

I gotta keep this short, battery power.

This may be my last message.

God, I hope you get this.

I'm gonna put this tablet where I know you'll find it.

We're going to the bunker.

Listen to me.

The entrance is near that spot at Self Lake.

The keypad code is your Social Security number, okay?

We made it easy for you.

Okay, I love you. Bye.

I have to go, but I gotta let you know that we just,

we just were informed that there's,

that there's militia in the area stealing supplies,

and they're killing people.

They're killing our neighbors.

So I just need to tell you

that we need to, uh ...

There's a picture, there's a picture.

Where is it?

It's just a stupid photo.

They look like that, okay?

So just be aware, okay?

And be safe.

You have to find me.

Find me, okay?

Find me.

Oh my God.

Oh no.

Not Gus.

No.

Not Gus.

This is all my fault.

John, it's all my fault. If I hadn't tried to bury him.

If I'd just called for help, he'd--

You didn't know. Nobody knew.

I mean he killed Matt and he killed Marco.

He killed Amy. He's gonna kill us.

Amy could have made it out of there, okay?

You don't know that!

Hey. Hey, look, we are not dying tonight.

Do you understand me?

We are gonna make it.

We, we are gonna grow old together and have kids.

I am not gonna let them get to you.

You promise?

I promise.

I love you.

I love you.

Is it Amy?

Sh, sh.

Call for help, call for help.

But he'll hear us.

Text.

Text someone. Hurry.

Okay, okay.

Have you been texting Gus?

Well yeah. We're all on vacation together.

Everyone's texting everyone. You text Karen.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right.

It just, it just seems like you been texting him ...

Texting a lot.

Now is not the time.

Okay, okay.

It just seems like an unusually large amount of texts.

Just please get--

Text someone now.

Okay, I am doing it.

He's cooking breakfast? Where are you?

We were talking about your birthday.

My birthday that just past?

Yep.

I can't wait to see you.

I was just excited to meet up with friends.

And here's a picture of you in your bra and panties.

Gus, uh, knows

a modeling agent and he, he, he

had all those TikTok followers,

so he said he would send it to the agent.

Try again.

It was meant for you?

Yo, she's all yours!

No, no. No no, no no.

Wait, babe.

That's fair.

Hey, guys, so this episode is all about

the strange case of amateur blogger Ben Jackson,

who would go by the name of Jax.

He was kind of a no--

This guy started off with a handful of viewers.

Now he's everywhere.

They even suspended his channel,

but people repost his videos

so they're still all over the place.

It's crazy.

We're gonna get her so good.

- Ah! - Ah!

Ah, got her (laughs)!

All right, so my girlfriend asked for a glass of water.

Ready?

Hey, here's your glass of water.

Got her!

Yo, what's up, guys? It's your dude, Jax.

Welcome back to the channel.

I wanna first address, yeah, Rebecca and I did break up.

We did, but, you know, I, I still feel it, man.

I'm not freaking out. You shouldn't freak out.

And the reason why you shouldn't freak out is because

we got a brand-new sponsor on this channel.

Pow pow, pow pow!

All right, so this thing is called Five Weeks.

Okay, five weeks to transform your life.

It's a self-help thing that every week

they're gonna be sending me a brand-new gift

and some sort of like self-help note or whatever.

And at the end of the five-week program,

we're gonna create a project together.

Now these things are gonna be coming in,

and we're gonna be unboxing them live on camera

for all of you guys, so hope to see you there.

This is a paid ad, but I'm gonna give

my honest review, I promise.

So, the whole thing really begins with Jax getting dumped.

That's why the self-help company reached out

in the first place,

It was just so strange,

because Jax didn't really have any followers.

What's up, y'all? It's your boy Jax!

Welcome to my first livestream, pow pow, pow pow!

We're so stoked to be here.

Thank you for being with me.

Looks like we got like nine people here so far.

Well I really appreciate it, you guys.

This is the first week of our

five weeks to transform your life.

This came on my doorstep.

Pretty weird, but it's fine. It's fine.

I trust it, and we're gonna get started.

But y'all know I was a kid that opened his presents first.

Right?

All right, here we go. What do we got?

All right.

Got a pair of gloves.

Neat. That'll all make sense at the end, right?

Okay, um, all right, Week One, here we go.

This week's message is simple but powerful.

Think positively.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

Negative thoughts do you no good.

Simply suppress these thoughts

and push them away at all cost.

All right. I'll take a couple comments.

We've got like four of them, so, all right, top one.

What is that pill bottle on your left?

What? What are you talking about?

Oh, yeah, that one. Yeah, don't worry about it.

Keep liking and surprising so I can

get outta my parents' house.

I'd really appreciate it, and we'll see you next time.

Bye-bye.

What's up, y'all? It's your dude Jax.

Welcome to Week Two of five weeks to transform your life.

And, yeah, let's just get started. Here we go.

Guys, it's been a rough week. I'm being honest.

So, uh, yeah, hopefully this starts working soon.

All right, wha ...

Well, we got a tarp.

Heh, cool.

Jax, welcome to Week Two.

This week's message is you are perfect just the way you are.

You were created with purpose.

The universe gave you the exact body, mind and soul

that you were meant to have.

You are exactly how you were meant to be.

Hear that, folks?

I was exactly how I was meant to be.

That's right. All right, I'll take a couple comments.

Anthony said, about ...

Guys, you keep on bringing up the pills.

Like, yeah, okay, there are pills behind me

on my bookshelf, it's fine, all right?

You know, if I'm perfect just the way I am,

what if I just don't take the pills for a month?

What do you guys think?

You know what, if this video gets to 100 likes,

I will stop taking my pills for a month.

I'm actually much more creative, and you guys will see

much more content from me if I don't take them.

So all the more reason--

Oh my God, why would he

just randomly volunteer to get off of his meds?

That came out of nowhere.

Then you have to worry about withdrawal side effects

like sleep loss, paranoia, agitation, delusions.

All that stu--

That didn't work.

I'll get her back, don't worry.

S'up, y'all. Jax here, Week Three.

My sister got a job,

and she's not even done with college yet.

So she's like, she's set, I guess.

Anyway, yeah, I got a gift on my doorstep.

Got a shovel.

So, don't know what that means but ...

The goal for Week Three is to internalize the message.

Never give up.

Do you get frustrated when things don't

work out the way you want them to?

Good.

There's a reason you're upset with the outcome.

It isn't what the universe intended for you.

So keep pushing, no matter how hard,

to get what you want and what you need.

That's right.

Comments. Couple of them, I'll take a few.

Um, Alice says that I need to get

back together with my girlfriend.

You are 100% right.

That is what the universe is telling me to do.

That's what the universe is telling me to do, so ...

I'm fine.

S'up, y'all? Just had to go for a drive.

My parents, uh, you know, they're basically

telling me to just get outta the house, so ...

There's that.

So far, we know he's gotten a pair of gloves,

a pretty heavy-duty tarp and a shovel.

Imagine giving all those tools to someone

who just stopped taking their meds,

and then on top of all that,

basically telling them they're perfect.

They should never let anyone get in their way.

Ah, guys I'm ...

Well I'm about at the end of my rope, all right.

I think I'm putting too much of what

my happiness comes from into what you guys think of me.

So for that reason, you may have noticed

I muted the chat for this video.

I don't wanna hear any of that negativity

and I don't have to now.

So that makes me happy.

Anyway, I'm really, really looking forward to this.

Jax, you've almost reached the end of your journey.

The theme of this week is follow your bliss.

There are people in the world who will tell you

that your dreams are too big or too unrealistic

or too impractical.

You must realize these people are simply jealous of you

because they're afraid to follow their own dreams.

The path to bliss is a lonely one at first,

and it requires its travelers to rid themselves

of anything and anyone that may impede their journey.

Pesticide.

I think I know what they want me to do.

He turned off the comments.

He puts his livestreams on private.

I mean, how did no one see this coming?

Hey, y'all, Jax here.

Welcome to Week Five of five weeks to transform your life.

We didn't get a gift this week. We just got a card.

So, let's see what it says.

Jax, it is with bittersweet pride that I welcome you

to the final week of your journey.

This week's lesson is both the hardest

and the most important message to accept into your heart.

You have the power to create your own reality.

Do what is right for you without allowing yourself

to be swayed or stopped by those around you.

This is the time for you to complete your final project.

Hopefully by now it's clear what you need to do.

Create the reality you desire.

It's time to transform your life.

You know, Rebecca's coming over tonight.

My sister convinced her to come over for ...

We're having like a lunch for her graduation.

So it'll be good to see her.

I've gotta make some lemonade too, for everybody, so

I will see you soon.

Hi, Isabel.

Hey.

Hi.

What's wrong?

Can you just come grab me? It's so weird.

I started losing my breath.

Are you okay?

I went to the bathroom. I was drinking some lemonade.

Okay, yeah, I mean I'll--

Jax's lemonade.

Actually, I need you to get somebody to help me right now.

Okay, I'm gonna call someone.

The police find the bodies buried in his backyard,

and when they go to arrest him, what is he saying?

My self-help program made me.

Hey, y'all.

If you stuck around this long and you're still here,

I just wanna thank you.

I could not be more appreciative.

And the final project is complete,

and I am so proud of myself.

I am on Cloud Nine right now.

And also, cherry on top,

I found the last gift.

I don't know, I musta missed it earlier

or something on my front porch but,

anyway, I'm really excited.

And for those of you that are still here,

let's open this together, yeah?

Okay, great.

Here we go.

Flowers.

How to plant your own meditation garden.

See?

I was supposed to plant a garden.

Fuck!