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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:20,966 - Mom, I'm makin' burgers. 2 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:38,666 Meat. 3 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,066 - Well, hello there, Children. 4 00:01:41,066 --> 00:01:41,766 Gather around. 5 00:01:41,766 --> 00:01:42,966 Gather around. 6 00:01:42,966 --> 00:01:45,066 It's time for today's lesson, Children 7 00:01:45,066 --> 00:01:47,433 - Who are you? - Don't be silly. 8 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:49,300 It's your old pal, Meat Friend. 9 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:52,633 Can you say hello? - Hello, Meat Friend. 10 00:01:52,633 --> 00:01:54,133 Hello, Children. 11 00:01:54,133 --> 00:01:56,266 Today, we have a very important lesson, 12 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:59,233 How to Make a Prison Shiv. 13 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:01,533 - What's a prison shiv? - It's what we do 14 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:02,866 with snitches, Children. - Snitches? 15 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:06,566 Mm-hm, anybody who don't keep 16 00:02:06,566 --> 00:02:07,866 their mouth shut. 17 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:10,300 Don't be a snitch, Children. - It's Billie. 18 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,266 Okay, settle down, Children. 19 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:14,600 First, find something shaped like a stick, 20 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,766 like a toothbrush or pen. 21 00:02:16,766 --> 00:02:20,333 Next, make it sharp enough to send snitches to oblivion. 22 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:23,133 - What's oblivion? - Well, I'll show you, 23 00:02:23,133 --> 00:02:25,200 Children. - What on earth are 24 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:29,000 you doing? - Mom, my hamburger can talk. 25 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,300 Oh, that's nice. 26 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,166 Oh my God, what did you do? 27 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:34,666 You can't microwave hamburger meat. 28 00:02:34,666 --> 00:02:36,533 Let me cook it for you next time, okay? 29 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:38,000 No, you killed him. 30 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,800 You killed him. - What? 31 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,366 Who? - Meat Friend. 32 00:02:43,366 --> 00:02:44,633 Oh, Billie, 33 00:02:44,633 --> 00:02:47,533 stop that. - No, Meat Friend is real. 34 00:02:47,533 --> 00:02:50,200 You don't throw away friends, Mom. 35 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,000 You're right. 36 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:57,400 Just deadbeat husbands. 37 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,800 Hello, Children. 38 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,666 I must have passed out. - Well, you did take 39 00:03:31,666 --> 00:03:33,733 a little nap. - Oh, really? 40 00:03:33,733 --> 00:03:36,066 Now, how did that happen? - Mom threw you in 41 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:37,433 the garbage. 42 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,266 Sorry. 43 00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:44,066 - Anyway, did you know that 44 00:03:44,066 --> 00:03:45,500 today is Meat Day? 45 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:46,933 Happy Meat Day, Children? 46 00:03:46,933 --> 00:03:48,833 Happy Meat Day, Meat Friend. 47 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:52,000 - So, prove it to me. - How? 48 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,900 - Let's have a party. - Yeah. 49 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:57,266 Yeah. 50 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:07,533 Snack time. - Yay, snack. 51 00:04:07,533 --> 00:04:12,533 USA, USA, USA. 52 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:17,133 Mom, I hate this cream cheese. 53 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:18,166 Hold on a second. 54 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:20,400 What now? - Mom, this cream cheese 55 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,866 sucks. 56 00:04:21,866 --> 00:04:25,633 More beef, less cheese. - What has gotten into you? 57 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:27,433 What is the sudden obsession with meat? 58 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,300 I said more beef, 59 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,100 less cheese. 60 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:32,933 Beef? 61 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,500 Beef. 62 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,966 Beef. 63 00:04:36,966 --> 00:04:40,766 I'm gonna call you back. 64 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,933 - Well, hello there, Children. 65 00:04:46,933 --> 00:04:50,300 - It's just me, Billie. - Hush, now, Children. 66 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,300 You seen a bunny around here? 67 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:55,200 It owes me money. - Meat Friend, you're weird. 68 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,566 Hey, fuck you, Children. 69 00:04:57,566 --> 00:05:00,700 Okay, today we're gonna learn about loan sharking. 70 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,600 I'm talkin' about when bitches owe you money. 71 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,833 Well, guess what? 72 00:05:04,833 --> 00:05:07,266 Bitch is gonna pay. 73 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:11,433 Ooh, an Easter egg. 74 00:05:11,433 --> 00:05:15,533 Ew, Easter Bunny's mean. - No, Children. 75 00:05:15,533 --> 00:05:17,800 That is the Easter Bunny. 76 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,300 Lesson two, eat your enemies for breakfast. 77 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,833 - But it's afternoon. - Do it. 78 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:24,100 Eat the bunny. 79 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:26,600 He will taste of lies. - Okay, I've never had 80 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,833 lies before. 81 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,100 Now you are men, Children. 82 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:38,233 Oh. 83 00:05:42,433 --> 00:05:45,233 - Hey, Children. 84 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:46,633 Now that you're feeling better, 85 00:05:46,633 --> 00:05:48,200 it's time for today's lesson. 86 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,600 - Yay, what is it? - How to make it look 87 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,233 like an accident. - What do you mean? 88 00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:56,100 Just what I said, Children. 89 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,566 - It's Billie. - Children, an accident 90 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:01,533 is what happens when you need someone or something 91 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:04,166 to go away sooner than later. 92 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:06,166 Tell me you understand, Children. 93 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,966 I understand. 94 00:06:07,966 --> 00:06:09,133 Okay, then. 95 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:09,966 Once upon a time, 96 00:06:09,966 --> 00:06:11,800 I had a friend. 97 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:16,266 This friend, he lost my money, a lot of money. 98 00:06:16,266 --> 00:06:19,200 He had to go away to pay for that; hence, an accident. 99 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:30,900 Ah. 100 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,100 The thing about accidents 101 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:39,633 is that no one gets in trouble but the trouble goes away. 102 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:42,133 Wow, how do you make an accident? 103 00:06:42,133 --> 00:06:44,133 Lots of different ways. 104 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:47,066 Has anyone ever asked you to be creative? 105 00:06:47,066 --> 00:06:50,900 Yep, in art class, we made turkeys by tracing our hands. 106 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:52,133 This is different. 107 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:54,766 You can make an accident creative with 108 00:06:54,766 --> 00:06:56,200 a shiv in the face, 109 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,600 a tarantula in the cereal box, 110 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,233 fire in bed, 111 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:01,500 drowning in a tub full 112 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,600 of pudding. - But Meat Friend, 113 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,966 those don't seem like accidents. 114 00:07:05,966 --> 00:07:10,233 - Like I said, accidents. - Meat Friend, I don't think 115 00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:14,033 you know what accidents mean. - 8:00 is, Children. 116 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:32,133 What happened to birdie? 117 00:07:32,133 --> 00:07:35,666 - Looks like an accident. - An accident? 118 00:07:35,666 --> 00:07:38,400 You killed birdie. - Sometimes these things 119 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:42,300 happen, Children, and sometimes, they're delicious. 120 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:45,866 - You're delicious - Children, no. 121 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,533 I'm not Children. 122 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,800 My name is Billie. - You were 123 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:55,433 the chosen one. - And you were an accident. 124 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:59,266 No, no. 125 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:06,566 Beef? 126 00:08:06,566 --> 00:08:09,300 - Hey, yesterday, 127 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:11,400 you couldn't stop talking about cheesy beef, 128 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,766 and now this? 129 00:08:12,766 --> 00:08:16,200 You just wait until your Uncle Steve gets here. 130 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,366 Do you know what we do with snitches? 131 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:58,033 ♪ For no real reason, I was chopped in the head ♪ 132 00:09:58,033 --> 00:10:01,766 ♪ A psycho with an ax left me for dead ♪ 133 00:10:01,766 --> 00:10:03,500 ♪ Ooh doo doo ♪ 134 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,933 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 135 00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:08,466 ♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪ 136 00:10:08,466 --> 00:10:11,533 ♪ And I'm being eaten by the undead ♪ 137 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,933 ♪ Are some, they's fast are they slow ♪ 138 00:10:13,933 --> 00:10:15,366 ♪ Who the hell knows? ♪ 139 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:17,333 ♪ Ooh, doo doo doo ♪ 140 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,200 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 141 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,800 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 142 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,666 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 143 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:26,066 ♪ A demon obsessed me, and now I'm fucked ♪ 144 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:29,766 ♪ I guess that old priest really sucked ♪ 145 00:10:29,766 --> 00:10:31,433 ♪ Duh duh duh ♪ 146 00:10:31,433 --> 00:10:33,166 ♪ Duh duh duh ♪ 147 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,066 ♪ Duh duh duh ♪ 148 00:10:35,066 --> 00:10:38,533 ♪ Duh duh duh ♪ 149 00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:41,900 ♪ Die, die, we're all gonna die ♪ 150 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:44,966 ♪ We might just well go in style ♪ 151 00:10:44,966 --> 00:10:48,966 ♪ Oh, why, why, we all have to die ♪ 152 00:10:48,966 --> 00:10:53,933 ♪ No one really cares ♪ 153 00:10:54,733 --> 00:10:56,033 ♪ I get killed by ♪ 154 00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,766 ♪ A creepy kid. ♪ 155 00:10:57,766 --> 00:11:00,533 ♪ Not really sure what he did ♪ 156 00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:04,733 ♪ To me, ah, dah, dah ♪ 157 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,533 ♪ Uh duh, duh ♪ 158 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,066 ♪ Dah dah dah ♪ 159 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:10,133 ♪ A creature in the forest ♪ 160 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:11,633 ♪ Overtook me ♪ 161 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:13,333 ♪ To bad, the one that filmed me ♪ 162 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,166 ♪ Was a rookie ♪ 163 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:17,133 ♪ Ooh, doo doo ♪ 164 00:11:17,133 --> 00:11:20,200 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 165 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,166 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ - My head. 166 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:25,666 ♪ My body's controlled by an alien species ♪ 167 00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:27,366 ♪ I can't control my arm ♪ 168 00:11:27,366 --> 00:11:29,333 ♪ It's cutting me to pieces ♪ 169 00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:37,000 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 170 00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:41,233 ♪ Die, die, we all will die ♪ 171 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,300 ♪ We might as well ♪ 172 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,633 ♪ Go in style ♪ 173 00:11:44,633 --> 00:11:48,500 ♪ Oh, why, why, we all have to die ♪ 174 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,100 ♪ No one really cares ♪ 175 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,666 ♪ Oh, die, die ♪ 176 00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,366 ♪ We're all gonna die ♪ 177 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:58,533 ♪ We might as well go in style ♪ 178 00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:02,266 ♪ Oh, why, why, we all have to die ♪ 179 00:12:02,266 --> 00:12:07,266 ♪ And no one really cares ♪ 180 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:11,300 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 181 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,933 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 182 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,800 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 183 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:20,000 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 184 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,766 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 185 00:12:21,766 --> 00:12:23,533 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 186 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:25,200 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 187 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,666 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 188 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,600 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 189 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,400 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 190 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,166 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 191 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:33,833 ♪ Doo doo doo ♪ 192 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,866 - Dr. Wallenheimer. - That thing, he had me 193 00:13:21,866 --> 00:13:23,100 and his 194 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:52,833 - Okay. 195 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,333 Okay. 196 00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:42,566 ♪ When you wish ♪ 197 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:46,266 ♪ Upon a star ♪ 198 00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:48,300 ♪ Doesn't matter ♪ 199 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:53,300 ♪ Who you are ♪ 200 00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:21,566 - Whoa. 201 00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:25,466 - Wow. 202 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:41,533 Holy fuck. 203 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:17,166 No, no, no, no, no, no, (foreign words). 204 00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:37,966 Runar? 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