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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,133 Thanks for cleaning the dishes, baby. 2 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,433 Ugh. 3 00:01:12,233 --> 00:01:15,200 My breath still tastes like Adam's dick. 4 00:01:19,633 --> 00:01:21,333 What did you just say? 5 00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:22,500 Adam's dick. 6 00:01:24,733 --> 00:01:26,266 No. 7 00:01:26,266 --> 00:01:27,966 It was before that. 8 00:01:29,566 --> 00:01:31,200 Thanks for cleaning the dishes. 9 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:32,966 No, before that. 10 00:01:32,966 --> 00:01:34,633 GM 11 00:01:34,633 --> 00:01:37,933 To us, love birds ridding the world of evil, sip by sip. 12 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:49,833 No, before that. 13 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:51,733 I've heard it both ways. 14 00:01:51,733 --> 00:01:55,366 I keep telling you it's cumin, but yes. 15 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:56,833 Thank you. 16 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:58,833 Okay. 17 00:02:11,133 --> 00:02:11,966 No. 18 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:17,000 It was before that. 19 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,566 You know, Patty was the one who recommended Cable Kings, 20 00:02:20,566 --> 00:02:23,800 said we would get a neighborhood group rate. 21 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:24,600 Ugh. 22 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,800 Was she the one who was dressed up 23 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,766 like an Amish stripper at the Halloween party this year? 24 00:02:38,766 --> 00:02:40,800 Don't think that was a costume. 25 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,166 That makes sense. 26 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:45,166 It was before that. 27 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,133 Hey. 28 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:07,500 I'm just the cable guy. 29 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:11,466 Sure, I was a little late, but technically 30 00:03:11,466 --> 00:03:13,066 I was still within the time window. 31 00:03:13,066 --> 00:03:13,900 So... 32 00:03:16,033 --> 00:03:17,833 Look, look, look, look. 33 00:03:20,566 --> 00:03:22,933 I can get you Lifetime channel for free. 34 00:03:23,766 --> 00:03:24,666 We'll call it even 35 00:03:28,066 --> 00:03:28,900 thank you. 36 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:45,633 Now. 37 00:03:47,366 --> 00:03:48,200 What was that? 38 00:03:49,366 --> 00:03:51,133 Couldn't hear you with all the fucking lies 39 00:03:51,133 --> 00:03:52,133 you were choking on. 40 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,033 Adam. 41 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,000 You... 42 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,800 Installed... 43 00:04:13,733 --> 00:04:15,333 Cameras... 44 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:17,733 In my sister's bathroom! 45 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:31,166 I don't think you're listening to me. 46 00:04:31,166 --> 00:04:33,333 It's time that I slow down a bit. 47 00:04:34,266 --> 00:04:36,700 I'm need you to be very careful 48 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:39,100 about the next words that come outta your mouth. 49 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:43,533 Okay. 50 00:04:44,633 --> 00:04:45,466 Okay. 51 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:48,166 Okay. 52 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,166 I purposefully wait till the last 20 minutes 53 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:53,933 of a scheduled call to show up. 54 00:04:55,066 --> 00:04:58,733 I love to strip the ends of customers' coax. 55 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:03,600 I steal a family photo from every house. 56 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,700 I sometimes lick individual slices 57 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,266 of their bread and put it back. 58 00:05:08,733 --> 00:05:09,966 And yes, yes. 59 00:05:12,733 --> 00:05:17,366 I installed webcams and then I ate all your egg rolls. 60 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,333 You ate my egg rolls? 61 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,400 Adam. 62 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,133 Adam, it's your time to shine, Adam. 63 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:36,800 Adam. 64 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:41,400 You comfortable? 65 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:46,400 Oh, very. 66 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:50,166 Yes. 67 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:56,833 So what are we gonna do with you now? 68 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:57,666 Eat me! 69 00:05:58,966 --> 00:06:00,233 Deal! 70 00:06:10,666 --> 00:06:12,300 What? 71 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:14,466 I said are we almost finished? 72 00:06:14,466 --> 00:06:16,133 Take the head off. 73 00:06:19,366 --> 00:06:23,533 Is there anything we could be doing to move this along? 74 00:06:23,533 --> 00:06:25,600 I've just been really looking forward to those... 75 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,700 Egg rolls. 76 00:06:27,766 --> 00:06:29,266 That was it, it was egg rolls. 77 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,800 Oh yeah, the egg rolls. 78 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,833 This is the worst Halloween ever? 79 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:55,900 the woods could be connected 80 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,533 to the evidence from last month. 81 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,933 Update me on the situation when someone arrives. 82 00:07:01,266 --> 00:07:03,566 when you get there, 83 00:07:03,566 --> 00:07:04,833 add more information. 84 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,200 Possible 207, looks like a red bag. 85 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,933 We're here. 86 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,833 It's like a full on construction site. 87 00:07:18,266 --> 00:07:19,500 Keep an eye out. 88 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,233 This guy's gotta be a piece of work, over. 89 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,200 - Wood? - Roger that, over. 90 00:07:25,933 --> 00:07:28,533 Shit. 91 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:31,700 I think I know who we're dealing with. 92 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,766 Am I gonna need a gun? 93 00:07:34,766 --> 00:07:36,266 No. 94 00:07:36,266 --> 00:07:38,000 Stick with the flashlight. - Okay. 95 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,200 Hey, buddy. 96 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,033 We know you're here. 97 00:07:51,033 --> 00:07:53,766 A little cricket told us about what you've been up to. 98 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,800 They make lots of noise, those crickets. 99 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,333 Where are you? 100 00:08:26,366 --> 00:08:29,000 Okay, so is that a head? 101 00:08:30,433 --> 00:08:31,266 Wait. 102 00:08:35,066 --> 00:08:37,500 Oh, that's definitely a head. 103 00:08:38,733 --> 00:08:40,133 What the hell's going on down here? 104 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:41,333 I dunno. 105 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:42,833 But it's worse than I thought. 106 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:46,066 Hey, hey! 107 00:08:46,066 --> 00:08:48,233 Hey, get back here! 108 00:08:48,233 --> 00:08:49,066 Hey, hey! 109 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,300 Stop right there. 110 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,400 Put your hands where I can see 'em, Woody. 111 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:59,000 Oh, shit, man! 112 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,166 I'm gonna count to three. 113 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,900 I need you to turn around slowly, all right? 114 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:04,733 One. 115 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:06,633 Two. 116 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,866 Three. 117 00:09:08,866 --> 00:09:11,400 Five, six, seven, eight. 118 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,000 It's showtime! 119 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,266 Oh! 120 00:09:14,266 --> 00:09:15,433 Where the hell'd you get those hands from? 121 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:16,700 Oh, they're not mine. 122 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,866 I'm a holding them for a friend. 123 00:09:20,033 --> 00:09:21,133 How many times have you heard that one? 124 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:23,200 Never, I'm a desk cop! 125 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:32,400 What else you got in your pockets? 126 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,866 Nothing. 127 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,033 Donut boy. 128 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:35,866 Hey, hey, hey. 129 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,066 Back off, Woody. 130 00:09:37,066 --> 00:09:39,000 Bring it on, piggy, let's go! 131 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,433 Shoot him! 132 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:41,500 I can't just shoot him. 133 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:42,666 He's a puppet. 134 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,266 I'm not a puppet. 135 00:09:45,266 --> 00:09:46,266 Oh, shit, man. 136 00:09:46,266 --> 00:09:47,666 Look at his nose! 137 00:09:49,866 --> 00:09:51,300 It's allergies. 138 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,566 Allergies my ass. 139 00:09:54,366 --> 00:09:56,700 - Whoa. - Ooh. 140 00:09:57,566 --> 00:09:59,000 You going to fairy tale jail. 141 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,633 - Get outta here. - Cuff his lying ass. 142 00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:03,800 Get your cuffs out and cuff him! 143 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,666 Let's dance, huh? 144 00:10:06,666 --> 00:10:08,066 What, you want piece of this? 145 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,500 What, are you scared, donut boy? 146 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,433 You scared? 147 00:10:10,433 --> 00:10:11,400 You wanna go to your mama, huh? 148 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,566 Let's go! 149 00:10:12,566 --> 00:10:15,700 You can't handle it, huh? 150 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,800 This is now classified as (indistinct). 151 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,366 You know what that means, don't you, Woody? 152 00:10:19,366 --> 00:10:21,300 No, please, no! 153 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:23,166 - Yeah. - No, no, you wouldn't dare. 154 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:27,733 No, no no no no no. 155 00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:36,933 That was easy. 156 00:10:38,866 --> 00:10:40,266 Just like chopping wood. 157 00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:43,833 Freaking narcs. 158 00:10:56,433 --> 00:11:01,100 ♪ Yeah ♪ 159 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,200 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 160 00:11:14,366 --> 00:11:16,300 ♪ Yeah ♪ 161 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:30,633 Papa! 162 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,733 Papa! 163 00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:41,100 Papa? 164 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,533 No. 165 00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:55,100 No. 166 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:55,933 Papa! 167 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:03,600 Papa! 10290

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