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♪ At Camp Nawgonamakit ♪
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♪ We're sitting
'round the fire pit ♪
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♪ Shut your eyes, girl ♪
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♪ It's getting
pretty spooky here ♪
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♪ Well, let me make
it crystal clear ♪
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♪ This is a cry for help ♪
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♪ This is a cry for help ♪
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Now I'm going to
tell you a story.
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The year was 1980.
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Camp Nawgonamakit opened.
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The first campers
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were learning arts and
crafts and survival skills.
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There's one child who
stood out among them.
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Nobody knew his real name.
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They just called him Squirt.
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Squirt?
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Oh, he sounds like
a geek.
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Not only was he a geek, he
was also horribly disfigured.
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That's awful.
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The only thing worse
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was how the other
children treated him.
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So he hid best he could.
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Now, if you were horribly
disfigured in 1980,
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whose face would you
use to cover it up?
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Burt Reynolds, of course.
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Squirt
wore a Burt Reynolds mask
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the entire summer,
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only to take it
off when he slept.
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But one night while he
slumbered in his bunk,
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a bunch of kids filled the mask
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with steaming hot honey glue.
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They woke Squirt up, telling
him there was an emergency,
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and as he frantically
put on his mask
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the one thing that he
thought could protect him
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burned the skin
right off his face.
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Squirt
Reynolds, Squirt Reynolds!
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He ran into the woods
and was never seen again.
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Cool story, Chet.
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Very original.
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So nobody knows
what happened to him?
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Legend has it,
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he took refuge in the
abandoned camp fitness center.
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No one was ever going to
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call him Squirt Reynolds again.
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He'd make sure of that.
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From then on, any
campers unlucky enough
to set eyes on him
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wouldn't laugh.
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They would cry out in terror.
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If you close your
eyes, listen carefully.
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They say, you can hear
the clanging of dumbbells
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as Squirt gets in that pump.
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Clank.
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Clank.
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Clank.
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- Oh, ho, ho!
- Goddamn it, Jeremy!
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Hey, girl, you wanna
work out with me?
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- No.
- I could really use it.
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I'm working up a nice sweat.
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Why don't you eat a dick?
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I don't eat dicks.
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Seriously, Lana, come on!
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It's just some good old
fashioned camp shenanigans.
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Lana!
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Fuck!
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Whatever.
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I'm gonna go check on her.
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Trey, are you
smoking a doobie?
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It's a doobie.
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I've been around the block.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Now that you're here.
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What was that?
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- Nothing.
- No, I heard something.
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No.
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Squirt Reynolds.
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- Zoe?
- Lana?
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Zoe, where'd you go?
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Zoe, help!
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Lana, I'm coming!
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What's wrong, Zoe?
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You found me!
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Hey, I was playing a song...
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Man.
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More of a guitar guy?
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♪ At Camp Nawgonamakit ♪
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♪ I'm sitting 'round
the fire pit ♪
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♪ Shut your eyes, girl ♪
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♪ It's getting
pretty spooky here ♪
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♪ Well, let me make
it crystal clear ♪
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♪ No one will hear
your cries, girl ♪
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♪ Here in the dark of night ♪
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♪ Baby, won't you
hold me tight ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're gonna die, girl ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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You know, he just had one
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very specific set of
instructions to follow.
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Really just one instruction,
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"Do not eat, Lewis."
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How was he supposed
to know that?
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- No, uh-uh, no.
- No?
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He fucked up, man.
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And who does that anyway?
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Go around eating
other people's shit?
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Especially a nice,
thoughtful birthday gift
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like that too.
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I mean, I wasn't
raised like that.
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Was you raised like that?
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- No, baby, no.
- No, probably not.
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No, I was not.
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No, 'cause you're
a very polite person.
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Thank you, baby.
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Who cares about other
people's feelings and shit.
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Yeah.
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What's that?
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What's that there?
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Cupcakes?
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- That, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Why did you bring those?
- What are you talking about?
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It's a goddamn
murder weapon, Lucy.
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Exactly, I couldn't leave
them at the crime scene.
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Have you not seen
"Law & Order: SVU?"
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Why don't you throw them away?
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Why don't you throw them
away in the trash can?
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Like a normal person.
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- I have dogs, baby.
- Fuck those dogs.
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We don't want our
dogs eating the poison.
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Fuck those dogs!
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Baby, don't say that!
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Marshall would save your life.
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Fuck Marshall,
yappy little bitch.
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- Don't do that, baby.
- Goddamn it.
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We really don't like it
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when you talk about
Marshall like that, baby.
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They're not even your dogs.
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That must be Randy.
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- Oh.
- Hey, Randy.
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Hi.
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Look at that.
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I think something's
wrong with him.
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I know.
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Why couldn't this
big old bastard
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just stash a key somewhere?
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Hi.
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So the house is from the 1940s
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right after the
lighthouse got done.
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I will warn you,
that is well water.
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It is gonna smell and taste for,
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well, you'll get used to it.
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So the story of this house is
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as men returning from
World War II outta Europe,
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hardened by the
horrors of war, said,
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you know, to hell with the
GI bill, I'm gonna get a job.
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I'm gonna make some money
and I'm gonna buy some land.
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And that's what they did.
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Mm-hmm.
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They didn't stop there.
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No, these honorable men,
they said, we got the land.
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Let's build a house.
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Let's do something.
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And so my granddad and his
good buddies got together.
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And these men,
these honorable men,
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they built this house
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and they built it with
their own bare hands
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and they built it well.
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So, welcome.
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Hmm.
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That's, uh, very
interesting, sir.
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We're happy to be here.
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I'm glad you are too.
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Um, what brings
you to Gibson Cove?
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- You know.
- Vacation.
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Just getting outta town.
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- Spending time together.
- With each other.
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- Away from the bullshit.
- Closeness.
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Mm-hmm.
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That is heartwarming.
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So I guess I should just
leave you to it then.
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- Thank you.
- Absolutely.
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That'd be
great, thank you.
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But, uh, you didn't tell
me you were going to be
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partying.
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Excuse me?
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I got
y'all, I got y'all.
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I'm talking about those
delicious looking baked goods.
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Are those homemade?
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Yeah, they're homemade.
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I made 'em.
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Yeah, we don't go to the store
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and buy them from the store.
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Look, I didn't
mean any offense.
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It just looks so pretty
well put together.
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I just had to ask.
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Where do you
keep the boat key?
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They're kept on
the wall right there.
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Where they're always at.
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- Tight.
- Thank you.
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Still warm outside.
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Today would be a great
day to hit the water.
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Think we should say a
few words on his behalf?
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What, like in his
memory or whatever?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, sure.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Lewis, uh, from what I hear,
you were a pretty cool dude
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and it's really shitty that
you had to go out like this.
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With all that said,
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you really shouldn't go around
eating other people's food.
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You know, it's just not right.
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Morally speaking.
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And you know when you live
your life in that way,
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sometimes tragedies
like these may occur.
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No, no, no, damn it, Paul.
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We're meant to say few
nice things and move on.
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I know, Lucy.
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That's what I'm doing.
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Just, you know,
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offering some constructive
criticism to the man.
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Constructive criticism?
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He's fucking dead, baby.
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Exactly, he's dead.
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And I'm not gonna stand here
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and blow smoke up a dead
man's asshole, you know?
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He was not an honorable man.
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Did you bring the
cupcakes at least?
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No, of course not.
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That's all we have.
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Geoff is still out there.
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Well, what are
we supposed to do?
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Just hope that he
strolls in the house
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and he picks one up and
eats it for himself.
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We don't have a gun.
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We don't have a knife.
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So those cupcakes
are the only thing
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we have for protection,
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and I'll be damned if we just
throw them out in this lake.
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- Fuck!
- I know.
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You know, he just
really pisses me off.
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- I know, baby.
- Slimy little fucker.
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Fuck this, Lewis!
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You really fucked us.
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We had a great plan.
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We did, baby.
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- We had a great plan.
- It was a great plan.
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And he had to just
come in here and fuck it.
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I know.
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By eating something
that wasn't his to eat.
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You fucked us, Lewis!
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Baby.
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See what happens when
you go and eat some shit
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that's not even fucking yours!
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Why'd you have to go
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and do some stupid
shit like that, Lewis?
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We put a note on it.
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We put a note on
it and everything.
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Fuck!
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Baby.
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Fuck!
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Better out than in, baby.
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Fuck you!
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Fuck!
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You know, baby.
264
00:14:19,933 --> 00:14:24,000
I don't really think we
should be murderers anymore.
265
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,600
I don't think it suits us.
266
00:14:28,866 --> 00:14:33,500
Yeah, I think that train
is sailed, baby doll.
267
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,333
It doesn't have to be
that way though, baby.
268
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:39,600
We can tear ass outta this shit
county and never look back.
269
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,200
Clean slate, you know?
270
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,933
- Clean slate.
- Yeah.
271
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,800
I mean, we could try.
272
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,866
We won't always be
looking over our shoulder.
273
00:14:49,866 --> 00:14:52,700
- Yeah.
- For your crazy boyfriend.
274
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,400
Well, you know, he'll kill
us if he gets the chance.
275
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:02,400
He'd probably kill
Marshall too, his own dog.
276
00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:55,566
Unlocked, wow.
277
00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:57,900
Just wow.
278
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:03,266
Hey guys, I don't
mean to interrupt!
279
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,766
I left you a series of messages
280
00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:08,966
about a rather important
matter, I might add.
281
00:16:08,966 --> 00:16:11,400
You leave me no other option.
282
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,300
Time for a pop in.
283
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,833
What the fuck?
284
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,600
Jesus Christ, Geoff.
285
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,500
So I gather You're leaving me.
286
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,533
Geoff, what the fuck?
287
00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:49,500
What are you doing here?
288
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,633
Are you, are you okay?
289
00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:54,933
How long you been standing
there like a fuckin' psycho?
290
00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:56,766
Long enough.
291
00:16:56,766 --> 00:17:00,233
Long enough to
confirm my suspicions.
292
00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:03,400
- Oh my God.
- Look, I know, okay?
293
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,333
I've known for quite
a bit, honestly.
294
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:10,600
I've been, I've been
fairly certain actually.
295
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,133
And you know what?
296
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:12,966
What?
297
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,933
I'm cool with it.
298
00:17:24,566 --> 00:17:25,700
What?
299
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,933
You're cool with it?
300
00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:29,933
Hey, love birds.
301
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:33,266
I don't mean to intrude,
but there's been a guy
302
00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:36,600
at the office asking a
bunch of weird questions.
303
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,000
Left you a bunch of messages.
304
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:43,300
You should check your
phone more often.
305
00:17:44,466 --> 00:17:45,466
I never thought I'd say that
306
00:17:45,466 --> 00:17:49,566
to a couple millennials.
307
00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:56,266
Already out hitting it, hmm.
308
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,766
Geoff, if you're
so cool with it then
309
00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:14,400
why'd you track
us down out here?
310
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,200
Yeah, I think a text message
would've been sufficient.
311
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,233
- Well, you-
- Geoff.
312
00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:20,133
I don't think that.
313
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,533
I mean, we've been
together since we were 19.
314
00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:25,766
I don't even recognize
that person that I was.
315
00:18:25,766 --> 00:18:28,700
I'm sure you feel
somewhat the same.
316
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:32,733
Lucy, we haven't even
made love in a year.
317
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,333
Yes.
318
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,766
I mean, we've grown apart.
319
00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:40,100
We've grown too
comfortable to admit it.
320
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,766
You can't stop time, Lucy.
321
00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:44,100
And that's okay.
322
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:46,400
Geoff.
323
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,366
No, I, no, you don't
have to say anything.
324
00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:51,200
I don't want you
to say anything.
325
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,633
It's really okay.
326
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,633
It's really okay.
327
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:59,900
I also brought
some of your stuff.
328
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,366
It's just, like, little stuff.
329
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:03,433
Furniture and knickknacks.
330
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,566
You brought the
furniture here?
331
00:19:04,566 --> 00:19:05,433
- What's that?
- You brought it here?
332
00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:06,400
- Yeah.
- The furniture?
333
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,600
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
334
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,766
Just so we wouldn't
have that awkward,
335
00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:11,233
like, down the
road kind of thing.
336
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,600
Yeah, wouldn't on any of that.
337
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,733
Don't want that.
338
00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:15,733
But you wanna gimme a hand?
339
00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:17,733
You want me to
give you a hand?
340
00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:20,800
Yeah, let's just
take a quick walk.
341
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:24,866
Well, hello my
delicious goodness.
342
00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:25,700
Ooh, ooh.
343
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:30,666
Phew.
344
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,833
Pretty good.
345
00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:14,800
"Happy birthday, Geoff."
346
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,500
Yada yada yada.
347
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,333
Lewis.
348
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,633
Well, there's no Lewis here.
349
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:25,533
Mm, mm.
350
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:35,633
Mm.
351
00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:37,866
Mm, mm!
352
00:20:39,566 --> 00:20:41,766
I love you too, Lucy.
353
00:20:41,766 --> 00:20:43,266
Mm.
354
00:20:43,266 --> 00:20:46,500
Hey, I appreciate your
help with all this, friend.
355
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:50,033
I know that closure
can be very liberating.
356
00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:53,766
Yeah, uh, happy to help.
357
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:57,266
I'm a pretty liberal
guy, I guess.
358
00:20:57,266 --> 00:21:00,200
You know, I really appreciate
359
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,200
your sense of humor
through all this.
360
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:07,566
Yeah.
361
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,633
I think you're a great guy.
362
00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:14,100
You know, Geoff, I think,
363
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:18,066
I think you really are
something else, you know?
364
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,766
What in the?
365
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,900
They're queers.
366
00:21:46,433 --> 00:21:47,233
Oh.
367
00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:49,833
It's okay.
368
00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:52,933
It's a shame.
369
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:54,966
Pardon?
370
00:21:57,433 --> 00:22:00,166
It's a shame that
we can't be buddies.
371
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,366
You know what I mean?
- Oh, yeah.
372
00:22:02,366 --> 00:22:03,833
I wish I were sticking around.
373
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:05,300
You know, I wish we could
grab Outback sometime
374
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:08,066
but I'm, you know,
skipping town.
375
00:22:11,933 --> 00:22:14,800
Oh god.
376
00:22:28,466 --> 00:22:29,666
- I'm gonna bounce.
- Yeah.
377
00:22:29,666 --> 00:22:32,100
I'm gonna just start
over, clean slate.
378
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,100
Tabula rasa.
379
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:36,166
Tabula (stutters) Rosa.
380
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,233
Yeah.
381
00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:38,600
What the fuck is that, Geoff?
382
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,100
It doesn't matter.
383
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,100
Are you just making shit up?
384
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,366
It's Latin.
385
00:22:42,366 --> 00:22:43,666
Why are you speaking
Latin to me right now?
386
00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:19,266
Yeah, I don't know
what I'm gonna do really.
387
00:23:19,266 --> 00:23:22,566
I'll probably just pursue a
career in dramatic writing.
388
00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:25,333
I think that's my real passion.
389
00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,500
Mm-hmm?
390
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,933
The crime genre specifically.
391
00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:32,833
Yeah.
392
00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:33,633
I mean, I'm interested
in the psychology.
393
00:23:33,633 --> 00:23:34,866
That is interesting.
394
00:23:34,866 --> 00:23:37,400
So once I tell
my roommate Lewis,
395
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,900
then I'm outta here, man.
396
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,833
- Oh, um.
- A new start from me.
397
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,600
Hey, forget about Lewis, man.
398
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,600
Fuck Lewis.
399
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,033
Okay, (laughs) random.
400
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,933
Lucy, why did
you do this to me?
401
00:23:57,933 --> 00:23:59,733
I didn't do anything to you!
402
00:23:59,733 --> 00:24:03,466
What did you do?
403
00:24:16,766 --> 00:24:17,766
I think you'd
make a really good,
404
00:24:17,766 --> 00:24:20,200
uh, true crime writer, Geoff.
405
00:24:21,366 --> 00:24:23,966
That's interesting
that you say that
406
00:24:23,966 --> 00:24:27,433
because I'm actually
gonna be doing fiction.
407
00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:28,433
Oh.
408
00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:33,700
True crime is about crimes
that actually happened.
409
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,666
It's all the
same to me, my man.
410
00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:38,166
Man, I would just, I'd
love to pick your brain.
411
00:24:39,433 --> 00:24:42,200
I just, I would love
to play with your mind.
412
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,766
Come on, let's get
some of this shit.
413
00:24:43,766 --> 00:24:44,600
Okay.
414
00:24:54,833 --> 00:24:56,000
Tabula rasa.
415
00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:04,466
Well, I gotta say, Luce,
I don't know how you live
416
00:25:04,466 --> 00:25:08,300
with someone that fucking
weird for that long.
417
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,133
You know, I'm just saying.
418
00:25:11,133 --> 00:25:13,166
He gave me the heebie-jeebies.
419
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:16,166
I didn't know if he was
gonna kiss me or kill my ass.
420
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:18,500
Shut the fuck up, Paul.
421
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,300
What's your problem?
422
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:23,666
We did it and I think
things went pretty well,
423
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:25,500
all things considered.
424
00:25:38,066 --> 00:25:41,133
Don't say it.
425
00:25:41,133 --> 00:25:45,200
No, it's,
it's not your fault.
426
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,233
- Sure.
- It's not.
427
00:25:46,233 --> 00:25:48,600
No, it's not your fault, baby.
428
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,433
No, no.
429
00:25:52,466 --> 00:25:55,433
You know, I'd even
go so far as to say
430
00:25:55,433 --> 00:25:57,266
it's this guy's fault.
431
00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:01,233
He had more than
one cupcake too.
432
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:15,766
I'm gonna miss you, cupcake,
433
00:26:15,766 --> 00:26:18,666
and all your
delicious baked goods.
434
00:26:27,633 --> 00:26:30,500
♪ Daddy died on Father's Day ♪
435
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:34,133
♪ Without a dime to his name ♪
436
00:26:34,133 --> 00:26:37,200
♪ He left me a broken
down motorcycle ♪
437
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,300
♪ November license plate ♪
438
00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:43,633
♪ He stole himself
a government truck ♪
439
00:26:43,633 --> 00:26:47,100
♪ Crashed it into a ditch ♪
440
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:50,333
♪ One of those motherfuckers
with the arrows ♪
441
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:54,100
♪ That tell you which
lane to switch ♪
442
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,700
♪ What's a guy gotta
do around here ♪
443
00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,300
♪ Write a sad song ♪
444
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:05,233
♪ Everything I say always seems
to come out funny in my head ♪
445
00:27:06,933 --> 00:27:09,966
♪ What's a guy gotta
do around here ♪
446
00:27:09,966 --> 00:27:13,366
♪ Sing a sad song ♪
447
00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:16,800
♪ 'Cause Daddy's dead ♪
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