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Hey babe!

You ready for a little risotto action?

Work was insane. And traffic, ugh.

Any job bites?

Let me freshen up.

Fuck!

I just saw a mouse.

No, a rat.

Yikes.

Barry, a rat!

You see it?

No.

Not here.

Are you looking under the sink?

I'm looking everywhere.

He's long gone on.

I think I hear it in the wall.

Barry.

Hmm?

You'll get some traps.

You're on it, right?

Yeah, no worries babe.

I'm on it.

Oh!

Fuck!

Hey, this is Barry Driggs at 847 Kodak Lane.

I have a, a rat issue, I guess.

Would love to get a guy out here asap.

If you could call me back.

Thanks.

Hey!

I guess I didn't realize you were coming now.

You said you wanted someone right away.

Is this your wife?

Jesus. She's a real smoke show huh?

Hey, where's your crawlspace?

Crawlspace. I think it's, I uh-

Don't hurt yourself. I'll find it.

Holy shit.

Holy fucking shit!

What? What is it?

You getting a nice show?

Sorry. Soy boys with baby soft hands don't wet my whistle.

Hey Barry.

See that?

That is rat scat.

Total infestation.

Okay, well is there some way you can like

live trap the little guys or something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We have these little eco traps.

Oh, great.

And then we transfer them outside of the city

to this little rat spa with trails and a pool.

You ever heard of the bubonic plague,

or typhus or rat bite fever?

You ever heard of a king rat, Barry?

It's when the rodent density gets so high.

A bunch of rats get their tails intertwined

creating one big roving monster vermin.

You want your hot wife waking

up to that in the middle of the night?

No.

Hey babe.

Ready for a little eggplant parm action?

Work was a nightmare.

Hey, you set some traps or something?

Yeah. Yeah, I set a bunch of traps.

It's all good.

I'm just gonna finish up and-

Oh!

What the fuck is this?

Oh. Must be the exterminators.

Can you turn it down please?

What the fuck.

Hey!

Fuck.

You've been banging around for hours.

You almost done?

Like my daddy always says, you want it done right?

Or do you want it done right now?

Huh?

I want it done right now, how's that?

It's not exactly rocket science is it?

Babe?

Stop pretending to be asleep.

Jesus!

Oh my God.

Is that the, the rats?

They're going mad in there.

I don't understand.

I asked you to do one thing.

I'm gonna put my plugs in.

Some of us have to work in the morning.

You said you wanted it done right now.

So I sealed the holes and trapped them in the walls.

They'll eat each other off in a day or two.

It's not exactly rocket science, right Barry?

That's, that's horrible.

Just, just go back to doing it the way

you were doing it before.

Okay?

Fine.

It's gonna take some more time.

And another check.

Shoulda done it myself.

Are you serious?

Come on Barry, you couldn't hurt a flea.

What is it that you do again?

I'm in between jobs right now, so I'm a freelancer, so.

You're a freelancer?

That's freelance.

Oh, he's a freelancer.

Oh. Barry.

Oh, shit.

That's hilarious.

You as an exterminator, huh?

Jesus Christ.

Oh God. You kill me.

You know what you would do after seeing just one rat?

I think.

I think you would-

I think you would move outside

and let the rats move in with your hot wifey.

Hey!

You little-!

I'm sorry!

Sorry.

Pussy.

Sorry sack of shit.

Fuck.

And then he said you think you can do better?

And I said yes.

And I told Harrison to kick him off and give me the account.

You are killing it at work, Kate.

You are killing it at work.

Oh, your wife is killing it at work, Barry.

Killing it. Yes. Oh my gosh.

You know what?

I normally hate vegetarian food, but this is actually fine.

Know what?

Could you help Amy learn how to cook like this?

Because it would be a big-

It's, there's something in the bathroom.

Another rat.

I mean mouse.

Barry, you should have fired this exterminator.

Give me your phone.

It's not a mouse or a rat.

It's like a bunch of rats

and they're all knotted together and hissing.

A king rat.

Come here.

I'm so sorry.

No.

Oh my gosh. I feel badly.

I brought you here and you got scared.

Thank you.

It's okay.

It's my fault.

No.

Hello. This is Kate Driggs,

you've been dealing with my husband.

but I'm not as hospitable.

You are horrible exterminator.

You left a mess in our trash.

Are you really afraid?

And we are canceling our final payment.

And you are fired.

Good for you.

Hey. There you go.

What? I'm on it babe.

I forgot my keys.

You all right?

I'm sorry. I thought you were the pizza guy.

Why are you soaking wet?

It's fine.

Come in.

It's fine. It's fine.

Okay. It's okay.

Let me get you a towel.

All right, I'm just gonna take a shower.

You want to join?

I don't think the pizza delivery guy is gonna

appreciate two naked people opening the door.

Oh, I think he will.

Stop!

You're naughty.

Go shower.

You sure?

Come on, please, please.

Hi. Hi.

Yeah, I just ordered delivery from you guys

and I ordered a large meat lover's pizza

and it's just cheese.

I know it's pouring out.

I'm not like demanding a new one,

but maybe I can have like a promo code or a coupon.

Just meat lovers is like $8 extra.

No, it's definitely not.

I can send you a picture of it.

Babe.

Babe?

Mmm mmm.

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