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Hey babe!
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You ready for a
little risotto action?
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Work was
insane. And traffic, ugh.
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Any job bites?
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Let me freshen up.
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Fuck!
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I just saw a mouse.
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No, a rat.
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Yikes.
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Barry, a rat!
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You see it?
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No.
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Not here.
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Are you
looking under the sink?
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I'm looking everywhere.
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He's long gone on.
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I think I
hear it in the wall.
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Barry.
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Hmm?
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You'll get some traps.
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You're on it, right?
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Yeah, no worries babe.
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I'm on it.
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Oh!
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Fuck!
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Hey, this is Barry
Driggs at 847 Kodak Lane.
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I have a, a rat issue, I guess.
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Would love to get a
guy out here asap.
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If you could call me back.
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Thanks.
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Hey!
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I guess I didn't realize
you were coming now.
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You said you wanted
someone right away.
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Is this your wife?
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Jesus. She's a real
smoke show huh?
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Hey, where's your crawlspace?
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Crawlspace. I
think it's, I uh-
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Don't hurt yourself.
I'll find it.
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Holy shit.
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Holy fucking shit!
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What? What is it?
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You getting a nice show?
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Sorry. Soy boys with baby soft
hands don't wet my whistle.
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Hey Barry.
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See that?
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That is rat scat.
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Total infestation.
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Okay, well is there
some way you can like
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live trap the little
guys or something?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We have these little eco traps.
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Oh, great.
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And then we transfer
them outside of the city
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to this little rat spa
with trails and a pool.
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You ever heard of
the bubonic plague,
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or typhus or rat bite fever?
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You ever heard of
a king rat, Barry?
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It's when the rodent
density gets so high.
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A bunch of rats get
their tails intertwined
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creating one big
roving monster vermin.
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You want your hot wife waking
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up to that in the
middle of the night?
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No.
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Hey babe.
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Ready for a little
eggplant parm action?
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Work was a nightmare.
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Hey, you set some
traps or something?
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Yeah. Yeah, I set
a bunch of traps.
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It's all good.
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I'm just gonna finish up and-
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Oh!
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What the fuck is this?
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Oh. Must be the exterminators.
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Can you turn it down please?
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What the fuck.
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Hey!
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Fuck.
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You've been banging
around for hours.
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You almost done?
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Like my daddy always says,
you want it done right?
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Or do you want it
done right now?
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Huh?
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I want it done right
now, how's that?
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It's not exactly
rocket science is it?
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Babe?
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Stop pretending to be asleep.
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Jesus!
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Oh my God.
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Is that the, the rats?
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They're going mad in there.
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I don't understand.
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I asked you to do one thing.
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I'm gonna put my plugs in.
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Some of us have to
work in the morning.
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You said
you wanted it done right now.
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So I sealed the holes and
trapped them in the walls.
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They'll eat each other
off in a day or two.
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It's not exactly rocket
science, right Barry?
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That's, that's horrible.
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Just, just go back
to doing it the way
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you were doing it before.
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Okay?
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Fine.
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It's gonna take some more time.
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And another check.
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Shoulda done it myself.
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Are you serious?
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Come on Barry, you
couldn't hurt a flea.
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What is it that you do again?
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I'm in between jobs right
now, so I'm a freelancer, so.
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You're
a freelancer?
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That's freelance.
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Oh, he's a freelancer.
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Oh. Barry.
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Oh, shit.
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That's hilarious.
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You as an exterminator, huh?
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Jesus Christ.
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Oh God. You kill me.
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You know what you would do
after seeing just one rat?
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I think.
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I think you would-
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I think you would move outside
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and let the rats move
in with your hot wifey.
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Hey!
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You little-!
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I'm sorry!
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Sorry.
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Pussy.
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Sorry sack of shit.
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Fuck.
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And then he said you
think you can do better?
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And I said yes.
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And I told Harrison to kick him
off and give me the account.
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You are killing
it at work, Kate.
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You are killing it at work.
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Oh, your wife is killing
it at work, Barry.
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Killing it. Yes. Oh my gosh.
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You know what?
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I normally hate vegetarian
food, but this is actually fine.
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Know what?
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Could you help Amy learn
how to cook like this?
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Because it would be a big-
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It's, there's something
in the bathroom.
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Another rat.
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I mean mouse.
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Barry, you should have
fired this exterminator.
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Give me your phone.
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It's not a mouse or a rat.
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It's like a bunch of rats
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and they're all knotted
together and hissing.
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A king rat.
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Come here.
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I'm so sorry.
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No.
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Oh my
gosh. I feel badly.
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I brought you here
and you got scared.
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Thank you.
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It's okay.
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It's my fault.
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No.
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Hello. This is Kate Driggs,
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you've been dealing
with my husband.
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but I'm not as hospitable.
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You are horrible exterminator.
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You left a mess in our trash.
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Are you really afraid?
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And we are
canceling our final payment.
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And you are fired.
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Good for you.
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Hey. There you go.
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What? I'm on it babe.
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I forgot my keys.
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You all right?
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I'm sorry. I thought
you were the pizza guy.
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Why are you soaking wet?
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It's fine.
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Come in.
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It's fine. It's fine.
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Okay. It's okay.
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Let me get you a towel.
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All right, I'm just
gonna take a shower.
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You want to join?
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I don't think the pizza
delivery guy is gonna
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appreciate two naked
people opening the door.
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Oh, I think he will.
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Stop!
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You're naughty.
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Go shower.
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You sure?
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Come on, please, please.
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Hi. Hi.
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Yeah, I just ordered
delivery from you guys
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and I ordered a large
meat lover's pizza
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and it's just cheese.
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I know it's pouring out.
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I'm not like
demanding a new one,
198
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but maybe I can have like
a promo code or a coupon.
199
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Just meat lovers
is like $8 extra.
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No, it's definitely not.
201
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I can send you a picture of it.
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Babe.
203
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Babe?
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Mmm mmm.
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00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:18,466
♪ Alabama is a furnace
and the summer is a dog ♪
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♪ She was naked
in the creek bed ♪
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♪ In the image of her God ♪
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