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My
friends (echoing).
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I want to thank you
for joining me today.
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And we'll start the
session, uh, with the truth.
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What is the truth?
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When we look in the
mirror, what do you see?
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You do not see the truth.
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You see eyebrows, you
see eyes, you see lips
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and you see lines.
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But that's not what I see.
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No my friends, I see a universe.
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An untapped uncharted
universe in front of me.
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So today, as you
look in the mirror,
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will you be a snowcap snowcap?
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Or will you be a mountain?
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My friends, I believe,
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you are a mountain.
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I'm a mountain.
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Here's the thing,
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your, your budget
doesn't really allow
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for this many more revisions.
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So I just don't.
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Yeah. I Read the contract.
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Yeah. All I read
all of it Karen.
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Mm hmm.
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Right. So it's the, it's
the button on the right.
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Upper right hand corner.
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Looks like an arrow, like
a, like a download button.
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Nope. Nope.
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Nope. Okay. So you just
closed your browser?
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Yes. Happy to resend.
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Okay. Bye.
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Hi,
my name's Jeanie.
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I'll be a friend you
can talk to today.
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Hi. Um.
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I, I've never really
used a service before.
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Always felt them a little
odd to just ring a stranger
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and ask for help.
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Think of
me more like a friend,
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not a stranger.
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Someone who you can confide in
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Like someone I meet at a bar?
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Something like that.
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So tell me, what's your
reason for calling today?
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It's, it's been a while.
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A while for what?
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Everything.
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Okay.
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So I'm assuming you
haven't explored
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any relationships in some time.
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They don't really end well
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Tell me
about the last one.
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Uh, we met online.
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Um...
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he was so brilliant
and so smart.
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And um...
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for all intents and purposes,
he was perfect for me.
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Um, but,
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he had to go away,
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because...
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uh, just some stuff
I have to work out.
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What
kind of stuff?
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My mind goes, places.
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I don't know if I'm safe.
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Do
you think you would
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ever harm yourself or others?
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Hello?
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Okay, fine.
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Fine.
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Don't, fuck off.
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Okay, fine.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Ethan.
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Wha, What?
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Oh, sorry.
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Um, I was just asking if
you could turn that off
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for a second?
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I think we need to talk.
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Do you even realize
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what's about to happen
to you right now?
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I have an idea, yeah.
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What the fuck?
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Ha.
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Oh, you've got to
be fucking kidding me.
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Oh my God, you're British.
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That's so cool.
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Do you like the Beatles?
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We don't love the Beatles.
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My favorite's John.
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So what do we do now?
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Should I, should I
take my coat off?
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No, sh-
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- Hold this.
- Okay.
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Do, should I come up?
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Did you want me to come
up or should I, you know,
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it's, that's fi-, you know,
I'm just gonna come up.
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Um, I'll just come up.
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Wait, drugged.
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So Ethan, what's
your real name?
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Polly. Yours?
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Celeste
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Sounds expensive.
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Oh, no it's not my real name.
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What's your real name?
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Divine Star Child.
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I was raised in a cult.
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Tellers of the message of wisdom
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and shadow faith
of the daily word.
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Of eternal truth.
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That explains a lot.
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So, how'd you get into,
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you know?
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What is that?
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No!
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Crucifix (chuckles).
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Boarding school.
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Ah, that's so British.
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Do you remember the
West Hills murders?
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Wait, don't tell
me that was you.
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No way, but wait, the
press said that was a guy.
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Yeah. Makes my life easier.
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How did you get the guy's
foot sewn into his intestines?
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Couple of online
sewing courses.
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You're amazing.
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Celeste. Why are you here?
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Oh, I was gonna torture
and dismember Ethan.
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Now that that's
not gonna happen,
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what are we gonna do about this?
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I don't know.
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I think you're really cool.
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And you have an accent,
which is awesome.
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And, was that a smoke
machine downstairs?
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Mm hm.
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Um, look, I, I haven't been
having the best time lately.
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I've been having, it's
just been kind of sad.
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And, and I don't
know if you can tell,
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but I don't really fit
in that well with people.
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And then I come here and
like, you're so cool.
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And you have this whole setup
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and you're so good
at what you do.
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And I'm like, I
wanna be like that.
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I think I could be like that.
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And...
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I just think, um,
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I think it sucks being alone.
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And I think that,
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I think that maybe
we could be friends.
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Vintage Remington,
1989, bullet trapper
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with Cocobolo wood handle
and stainless steel blade.
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That's really impressive.
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Thanks. I used it to
kill my first chicken.
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Uhhh, Okay, okay, okay.
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You're a nurse.
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Sex worker.
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Lady Bluebeard.
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You killed your family.
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Nannie Doss! Yeah!
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No, no, no!
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Chloroform.
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Arsenic.
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Ah, lavender. I love lavender
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It's so relaxing, isn't it?
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See.
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There's a major issue.
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What?
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The scream.
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They never get it, right?
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Oh.
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Yeah, I guess I never really
thought about it before,
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but now that you mention it,
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yeah it's kind of always wrong.
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Best scream you ever got?
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Go.
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Okay.
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Ready?
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Oh God no, I have kids!
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See, that's a scream.
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Thank you.
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Do you wanna here mine?
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Oh my God, yeah.
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What's it from?
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Cherry blossom murders, 2005.
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God you're prolific.
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Take a seat.
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Wow.
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Hey, I was just
working on my car
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and I heard some screams.
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Everything okay?
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Celeste. You're needed.
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This dating thing
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in the 21st century
is just too easy.
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Here's what you do.
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Go on a website.
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Find a hot picture
of a girl you like.
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Hit her up,
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and then hook up.
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Easy as that.
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Now my latest
potential companion
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for the night
seems a little shy.
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But I'm sure I can
pull out the old charm
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and end up in her bed later.
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I'll update everyone in
the morning, as always.
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Adios nerds.
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Mike?
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Mm. Hey. Abby.
What's going on?
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How are you?
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Oh
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm, I, I'm always
bad at reading people,
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if they prefer uh,
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handshakes or hugs.
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No, it's... that's okay.
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I'm a hugger for,
for future reference.
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Good to know.
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You look amazing by the way.
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Mm. Thank you.
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Uh, feel totally underdressed.
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Did you um,
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did you know this
was a coffee shop?
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I do now.
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And um, I...obviously
don't get out much.
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Ever.
- No, you look great.
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You do.
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And this whole like online
dating thing is kind of new
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for me too.
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You're actually the first person
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that I'm officially
meeting with, so.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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It's exciting.
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I think they're uh, I think
they're packing up shop here.
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It's too bad it's, it's Sunday.
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Otherwise I'd say let's
grab a drink or something
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but, you know,
- Hm.
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Maybe uh, next time, I guess.
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If you wanted to come
back to my place tonight,
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we could do that too.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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I, I have drinks and
it's quiet there.
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Cool.
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I like quiet.
- Yeah?
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Well, this is it.
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Yeah.
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I like it.
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It's got this kind of old
school Victorian vibe, you know.
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Oh!
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You know it's, that's right.
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Oh!
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How 'bout that?
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Yeah?
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Ah, yeah.
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I'll get some drinks.
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Ah, that's not really
what I was thinking, but.
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Yeah, alright.
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Not my first choice, but.
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- To our first date.
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Yeah.
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Mm, what is that?
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You don't like it?
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No, no, it's good.
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It's just.
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That's strong.
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That's...
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Shit I...
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Help!
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Help me!
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Help!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hi.
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Hi baby.
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I am so glad-
- What are you doing?
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- That you are awake for this.
- What are you doing?
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- Yeah. Feel it?
- No!
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00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,300
Yeah, it's to take
the edge off okay?
278
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,233
Yeah, there we go.
279
00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:55,533
Is that better?
280
00:21:56,633 --> 00:21:57,466
Oh.
281
00:21:57,466 --> 00:21:58,400
I'm sorry.
282
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,500
- Oh-
- I'm sorry.
283
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,000
Oh, and so sweet.
284
00:22:08,466 --> 00:22:10,466
Play a little game, okay?
- No.
285
00:22:10,466 --> 00:22:11,300
It's called find
the sweet spot.
286
00:22:21,733 --> 00:22:25,133
Feels so good doesn't it?
287
00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:27,033
Check on that just
a little bit, okay?
288
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,266
You just stay right here.
289
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,433
Okay.
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