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I can't believe you let her watch this crap.

Family classics.

Oh my God, where is that babysitter?

Shoot 'em in the head, that's a sure way to kill 'em.

If you don't, get yourselves a--

Dee, can we not do this tonight, please?

I can't deal with this right now.

You know, when we find 'em we can kill 'em.

Are our guys still moving, Chief?

Yeah, they're dead.

They're all messed up.

Well, in time, would you say you

oughta be able to wrap this up in 24 hours?

Well, we don't really know. We know we'll-

Okay. Kiddo. Don't make mom misery me.

Play nice for the babysitter, okay?

Hey, sorry I'm a little-

Yeah. It's okay. Laurie, is it?

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So pizza and drinks are on the way.

Everything else is in the fridge.

Dee will need a bath soon.

And we should be home about 11- ish.

Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.

I get it.

You don't want me here

and I'm only here because your parents are paying me

fifty an hour because it's New Year's Eve.

I'm the last stand.

So let's both make it out alive. Okay.

Now go get a bath. And when you get out,

it'll be pizza and a scary movie.

Deal?

Deal?

We obtain immediate relief by spring.

Dee?

Dee?

Jerry, you're on lookout.

I got a delivery from pizza Prom Pizza.

Prom Pizza. That's cute.

Sign there.

Thank you.

Here you go.

Yep.

Have a good one.

Yeah, you too.

Dee, pizza!

Dee, food!

Dee!

What the hell, Dee?

Dee!

Thank you!

No, Dee, stop! AH!

No! Stop!

Stop! What are you doing? Stop!

No, no!

Don't.

Oh, what now?

Hey, Dee, if you give me my phone back,

I'll tell your parents you were precious little angel.

Not that they'll believe it, but.

Dee?

Hello, Laurie, we kind of know each other.

I wanna play a game.

What?

Here's what happens when you lose:

The device I'm holding in my hand, your phone,

is hovering over water

and we don't have any rice,

'cause my mom watched a documentary and now thinks it's bad.

Look on the floor. There's only one key to save your device.

Finish this game in three minutes

or your phone goes bye-bye.

What?

I lost.

Be nimble? What does that even mean?

This is what I think of your puzzle, Dee.

Your puzzle's stupid.

Give me my phone!

Ugh. Babysitting will be good

for the extra money, they said.

Should've just made my car a taxi.

Thank god.

What the hell?

I just wanted to say I'm sorry to you.

And to me, I should've came to the party

and it's really cold.

But I'm literally gonna die, like you don't understand.

God, you're so dramatic,

I'll be there in a few.

♪ Laurie, be nimble

Laurie, be quick.

No.

Dee, stop, stop, stop.

Why are the lights out?

I'll give you the money I made!

I hope Dee was good.

Oh thank god.

Thank you so.

Happy New Year! I got you some sparklers.

Thank you.

Millennials. So selfish.

Oh look, she's waving bye to Dee.

Looks like they had a great time.

No, no. Dee, Dee, no!

Stop, stop, stop, stop! Please!

Please stop, please stop, please stop!

Run, run, run, run, run!

Go, go, go, go!

Run, run, run, run, run, run!

Laurie.

Hello?

Hello?

What the fuck?

Stupid toy.

No, come on!

No, no, no! No! No!

Motherfucker! Go to hell.

No! No! No!