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Wait, you came out too fast.

I had a new honk ready.

Go back in.

Oh yeah, no problem.

Hey, wait a second, babe.

I made you a smoothie
for the truck.

Oh.

Mmm.

Is it too sweet?

You certainly are.

Bye.

Looks like the truck is gonna
have two smoothies in it,

you know what I
mean? Smooth devil.

Shred, you do know I
want to like you, right?

I do.

Ok.

♪ Frank
coming out in the morning ♪

Yasmine's great.

I was on the fence about her

after she ghosted you, twice,

but she's back and
better than ever.

She makes me meals, she
texts me all the time,

she remembers specific details
from conversations we've had.

She's pretty much obsessed.

That's great, man.

No, I mean literally obsessed.

She stares at my
mouth when I talk.

She might be unstable.

That just sounds like
cool GF behavior to me.

Ok, how about this?

She watches me sleep.

So?

I watch you sleep.

You tuck your hands under
your face like a tiny angel.

Great. No more truck naps.

Maybe it's you, Frank.

You just draw crazy
people to you.

I took Addy to school today,

she made me drop her
off a block away.

Yeah, I don't love that kid.

That's my daughter,
but I hear you.

Walk. Walk. Walk.

Everything I do mortifies her.

I can't even take my socks
off without her groaning.

Yeah, but I've seen
you take off your socks

and it's weird.

You do it toe by toe
like a burlesque dancer.

Give me the female perspective.

How do I connect with her?

You can't.

I mean, she's a 13-year-old girl

and honestly she kinda sucks.

Truck 8, there's a report
of a gorilla at Overlook Park.

Wait, sorry, just to double
check, did you say “gorilla”?

Like a large ape?

Or like a freedom fighter?

I'm sorry, would an armed
militant be preferable?

It's the animal.
We're Animal Control. Over.

Woah.

A giraffe and a gorilla.

I wonder if that
means there's a...

ZOO BREAK!!

Ok, some activists released
a bunch of animals,

and we all know what happened
last time we had a zoo break.

We get the first Monday
in May off every year

for a reason.

Officer Jones.

Let's bring them
home safely, folks.

Let's go.

Alright, we need total
focus, no bathroom breaks.

Oh, you can use the bathroom,
just maybe make it quick.

No twos.

Yeah, that's fair.

Frank, what's your status?

Good news, we're
following a giraffe.

Bad news, she's heading
towards electrical lines.

Good news, they're in
an underserved community

where electricity is spotty.

Bad news, the city has
really let these people down.

Emily, while I've got you,
just a friendly reminder

that Isabelle's coming to
the office for lunch today.

Yeah, Shred, I... I
really don't think today

is the best day for visitors.

Not even significant others?

Rick used to come by
all the time before...

He dumped Emily?

Carl, we've been over this.

Emily said he dumped her.

After I turned down
his marriage proposal.

Yeah. Emily shot first, so...

Ok. Um, do we have eyes
on the flamingo, Carl?

I've got a bit of a
worst case scenario.

Back to Isabelle real quick.

She won't be a bother,

you just show her
where the napkins are

and maybe you two can
hang out a little?

Uh, yeah.

How about we keep
this line clear

of personal relationship talk

and just focus on
the escaped animals.

I swear there was a
huge giraffe right here.

What was that? Hello?
Truck 12, come in.

Hello?

Truck 8 located the gorilla.

Patel, talk to me.

We have eyes on
the party animal.

And this time it's not Victoria.

Okay. Stay here. Stay here.

Is the gorilla gonna be ok?

Yeah, he's gonna
be fine, sweetie.

PATEL! GET THE RIFLE!

Please hold.

Ok, uh, maybe close your eyes

unless you wanna see
something awesome.

It's as easy as one, two...

Sorry! And happy birthday!

Oh, no.

Base camp, this is Truck 12.

We're back on the giraffe.

Don't worry, we won't
lose him this time.

Great. Great. Great.

I am the lord of all giraffes!

Bow down before me!

I can't believe this is working!

Hi!

We walk the giraffes on Tuesday!

I'm not surprised to see that.

See how he pulls the paper
off those red velvets?

Opposable thumbs.

Real difference
maker in the jungle.

Yeah, ok, that's awesome.

Um, no pressure but
this is our last dart.

Feels like pressure.

Gorilla contained.

Copy that.

Well done.

We did it, Precinct 22.

We did it!

Bathrooms reopened for
any and all business.

You earned it, folks!

Yeah!

They... they were never
really closed but...

No, I locked 'em.
Y'all did it! Yes!

Ok, we're gonna talk about that.

Yeah!

Yep, yeah, all the animals

are accounted for
except for one.

Oreo, our male king penguin.

Probably snuck out in a
group of tiny groomsmen.

Don't worry, we'll keep looking.

Thank you.

His mate, Patty, is
minding their egg alone.

Oh God, look at her.
She's keeping a brave face

but you know she's really
suffering deep down, huh.

I know.

That poor egg.

Ok, we don't know
Oreo's side of things.

Hey, Patty, be honest.

Do you watch him when he sleeps?

I'm sorry for him.

He's in a weird
place romantically.

His girlfriend pays
attention to him.

Okay, we don't need to
involve her in my love life.

She's got zoos to keep.

Please, tell me anything.

Most of my conversations
are with barking seals.

Try sharing a truck with one.

Poor guy.

I know the shame of
being carried unconscious

from a kid's party.

Yeah, and I know the
shame of losing a deposit

on a bounce house.

Excuse me?

Excuse me, hi. Channel 4 news.

Uh, quick question.

Can you just tell us,

what was it like
to manage -Hi.

A zoo break of this magnitude?

Uh, actually, do you know what?

You should talk to my
partner, Officer Patel.

Hero, husband, father.

Get in there.
Addy will love it.

Go. Impress your daughter.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Hi there, we're
from Channel 4 news.

Officer Patel. I can
only give you an hour.

Hey, Animal Control, which
one of these little piggies

went to market?

Hey, Shred tells me

you think your
girlfriend's crazy for you

but in a bad way.
I've been there, too.

Both sides.

Oh, good.

Just the conversation I
wanna have with the person

who should probably focus on

the more important things
like finding shoes and socks.

Sorry, I tell
Isabelle everything

when she tickles me.

Yeah, he does.

Frank skipped his
leg day this week.

No.

Have you guys considered

making this relationship
long distance?

Over by the copier is fine.

Yeah? You wanna
go by the copier?

I'll follow you anywhere, baby.

Dear lord, it's a drop-in.

What is she doing here?

See? I told you.
She's obsessed.

It just looks like
your girlfriend's

visiting you at work.

And with treats, which is nice.

Unless those treats are
stuffed with air tags.

I gotta break up with her.

Well, when you know,
you know. You know?

Me and Shred, we know.

You and that woman who
doesn't look at all

like a Yasmine, you
don't know. You know.

I think your street urchin

is trying to agree with me.

Frank, if you wanna break
up with her, that's fine,

but just promise me

you won't pull an
Oreo and ghost her.

Only cowards ghost people.

I'm not afraid of looking
someone in the face

and telling them
the hard truths.

My man.

Like how my dad thinks
you're a lesbian.

Ok, I don't take
offense, you know.

Although I am now
considering a hair cut.

One comment you dismiss.

Two comments starts to
feel like a consensus.

Hey, we're waving and we're
waving and everything's normal.

I'm taking her to
lunch right now

and ending this
once and for all.

Hey, there you are.

Surprise. Hi.

What're you doing here?

Oh, sorry, that sounded harsh.

Why is this happening?

I heard about the zoo break.

My manager packed
a bunch of waffles

to thank you all.

I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.

Not at all.

Do you want to grab lunch?

I would eat these but
thanks to your job

I've had every possible
variation of the waffle.

Have lunch here.

No.

The famous Yasmine.

I mean, we've been
dying to meet you.

She doesn't know who you are.

I don't talk about work.

Victoria. Obviously Shred.

Hi.

Isabelle.

And... is that Emily
over there in the window?

Uh-huh.

Wow. You've catalogued
all the names

of the people I work
with. It's chilling.

Do you want to go get a salad,
somewhere public, maybe?

No, no, no. You're
not taking her away.

I have so many questions
for you, like why Frank?

And also, him? Really?

Him.

I'm on TV! Everybody shut up!

Oh, I've heard such
nice things about you,

so nice to meet you.

Oh.

Everybody, shut up!
I'm on the television!

In one of the most
dramatic moments

of today's zoo break, Animal
Control Officer, Amit Patel

needed a tranquilizer
dart to subdue a gorilla.

I just want to assure
everyone at home

that Timothée the
gorilla is safe

and back at the zoo.

Safe and back at the zoo.

Amit Patel, local Seattle hero.

TJ, back to you.

Nice work
with that gorilla!

Thumbs!

- Thumbs?
- Yeah.

Opposable thumbs.

Of all things
associated with gorillas

you blurted out “thumbs”?

Well, yeah. It
was top of mind.

King Kong, Donkey Kong,
Coco, bananas, Diane Fossy,

and you went with thumbs?

I think it sounded cool.

I agree with Carl.

You know Carl's name?

Oh, Carl Kurtkazky?

Thank you, Yasmine.
Frank, I like her.

But is she wrong?

Because I wonder if maybe
I embarrassed myself

and my family further.

No, I think you're fine.

I mean, I think
Addy's a teenager

so she's never gonna see the
news unless you show it to her.

Yeah, exact...

Are you are you saying
I shouldn't show her?

Just got a call from dispatch,

there's been a penguin sighting

at Big Splash Waterpark.

That's gotta be Oreo.

Frank, we have to get
him back to his missus.

Nobody waddles out on
their family on my watch.

I know this doesn't
sound like a real job

but I have to go
catch a penguin.

We'll grab dinner later,

somewhere between our places

so we can take
separate vehicles?

Sounds more
inconvenient, but sure.

You can tell me all
about your exciting day.

That will be the main
thrust of our conversation.

Shred, let's go.

Yes.

Hey, I think I'm gonna stay here

and go through the
lost and found.

Oh, yeah? What'd you lose?

Eh, I'll know it when I see it.

Good luck out there.

- Hey, boss.
- Hey.

Uh, if you can see
them, they can see you.

That was what I wanted.

Always watching, like
a normal, good boss.

You have no reason to
feel insecure or weird

around some pretty girl
who's dating Shred.

No, no. No, no, no. I don't.

And and are we all
agreed that she's pretty?

Okay, you need to work
on whatever this is

because the Emily that
I fell in love with

wasn't threatened by
a beautiful woman.

A beautiful... now
she's beautiful?

She was pretty but
now she's beautiful.

She's had a makeover over the
course of this conversation

which is great for her
and I... I hear it.

I am spiraling a little bit.

So I should probably
deal with that

even though I've never been
so productive in my life.

I mean, I've already done
next year's taxes somehow

and I don't even
know how much I made.

Let's just take a breath
and make some tea,

and then we're just gonna
really get in there.

Ok, well I hope
you have floaties

because this pool is deep.

Responding
officers, penguin spotted.

Top of the Splash Blaster.

Copy. Approaching.

Oreo?

Frank, it's him.

“Yaz”.

Now we're giving
her a nick name?

Hey, Shred, you gotta hurry up.

Yasmine is starting to
form office friendships.

I haven't even done that yet.

I think he wants to
go down the slide.

No, you want to
go down the slide.

He wants to sit on an
iceberg alone eating krill.

Listen, this guy is clearly
looking for answers.

I think he just needs to
take a little journey, Frank.

I'm gonna send him.

Ok, buddy.

That's right.

Yep.

Bird incoming.

Which slide?

The blue one.

Which blue one?

The Splash Blaster.

Got it.

I don't see him.

Maybe he's stuck.

I should probably
slide down and check.

You're totally
wearing a bathing suit

under your uniform, aren't you?

Affirmative. I'm going in.

Wooo!

Oreo, I'm coming to see you.

Wooo!

He wasn't in there!
Did I miss him?

I was booking, man.

I just wanna set the scene here,

an animal with a top land
speed of two miles an hour

evaded you and you've
got a loose bandage

in your hair.

What have I done?

Poor Patty, poor egg.

As God is my witness I will
reunite this family, Frank.

Good God.

She's assimilated
the lunch bunch.

I have to quit my job.

Do you have a towel?

Oh, hi. Can I help you?

Yes, you can.

Hi. I would like
to adopt a dog.

I'm looking for something
fluffy and little

and loyal.

Unlike my assistant
who just quit

and forced me to
adopt my own dog.

Actually, could you
come back later?

We were about to do a deep dive

and it's about to get raw.

Oh, I have a body
butter for that.

Unless you mean emotionally raw,

in which case I have a
different body butter for that.

Oh my gosh, it's... it's you.

I just watched your Ted Talk.

You're uh...

At the level of fame
you don't know my name.

Um...

Fff...

Fi...

Fi... Foo...

- Fiona Holcomb.
- Fiona Holcomb.

Yes, the lifestyle brand maven.

That's me.

Oh my gosh. I'm Emily Holcomb.

Nope. No, I'm not.
It's Emily Price.

Uh, sorry, I've never met a
female billionaire before.

Or any billionaire, so...

Breathe.

There we go.

Spots. Tiny little spots.

Too deep. Too deep.

It's very exciting for me.

It's Addy. She must
have unblocked me.

“You seen this?”

Thumbs!

I just want to tell everyone
that Timothée, the gorilla

is safe and back at the zoo.

Thumbs!

What is...?

Thumbs!

I'm everywhere.

This is so great!

She's texting me again.

“You ruined my whole life.”

Yeah, there she goes.

She blocked me again.

This seems worse
than the socks thing.

Truck 8 to Truck 12.

Oh, so my stuff's
over then, huh?

Truck 12 responding.

I just wanted to say that
Yasmine is a great hang.

She is so fun to
make fun of you with.

Plus she gave us those waffles

some of them had chocolate
chips in them, the tiny kind?

Okay.

Hello? Hello? Did you cut out?

No, he's just being weird

because he wants to
dump her for bizarre

and confusing reasons.

What?!

That's crazy!

She's so much better than him!

She likes to watch me sleep

and I found a pair of
my compression shorts

at her place.

Yes, but maybe you
just left them there.

No, she wants my scent.

Well, she could sniff a bar

of Irish Spring
soap then, maybe.

Seriously, she's
young, she's hot,

she clearly has low standards.

You're just sabotaging this
because it's getting serious.

She's kinda right.
You're a saboteur.

Totally. Can we raincheck
this conversation?

Do not pull a Victoria
and break up with her

just because things are
going well, you muppet.

You know, maybe I left the
compression shorts there

after I went to the gym.

Is it possible this
is all in my head?

- Yes!
- Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Dad!

Dad, come here!
Over here, Dad!

Hey, everything ok?

Stop being weird.

My friends want to
meet Officer Thumbs.

Everyone at school
thinks you're hilarious.

Thumbs, can I get a photo?

Oh, uh... yeah, ok.

Everyone, here
he comes. Get in.

Do the voice?

Do the
voice! Do the voice!

Thumbs!

Ok. I will take her.

Oh. That was fast.

Yes. Well, it had to be.

Um... oh, I don't
want to be rude

but um... it absolutely
reeks in here.

Um, yeah, it does.
No, that's fair.

In my perfect world we'd
have a designated play area

that could double as a space
for adoption visits, but...

There's no perfect world
unless you create it.

I'm just gonna jot
that down real quick.

Have you not read my new book?

I thought it wasn't out yet.

I'm so sorry.

No apologies.

What is holding you back

from building that
dream space, Emily?

Funds, mostly, and
also a little um...

No, it's 100 percent funds.

Are you being fearlessly
honest with yourself?

Oh, that's one of your
core philosophies.

Yes, that's right.

Um, well, I just got
out of a relationship

and then there's this other guy

Mmhmm.

Okay, okay, okay. You really
need to read Chapter 6.

- Totally.
- Shh.

When faced with a setback

double down on an
area of strength.

Now, work is clearly an area
of strength for you, Emily.

Oh, really? Do you think so?

If you need money you
need a fundraising board

and someone great to run it.

Um, you are someone
great.

I am.

Yeah.

Write a proposal.

If it wows me, I will do it.

I need to take this.

Oh, she just took the dog.

You know, we have um,

some forms and a
$45 adoption fee.

But you know, I'll front you

and then we'll
settle up when uh,

we talk about the board.

Clear my afternoon, Bettany.

I have a book to read
and a proposal to write.

We aren't having tea, are we?

No. A fearless look at my
pain will just have to wait.

Everyone was so sweet.

Patel even showed me
his secret napping spot.

Really, I just found him
sleeping under his desk.

Yeah, he makes a surprisingly
comfortable foot rest.

I want to say I'm sorry for
acting so weird earlier.

Zoo breaks only happen
once every 40 years

so I probably only have
one left in my career.

How long do you plan on working?

Oh, I have Peter Pan syndrome.

I haven't thought about it.

But I'm really glad you came by.

It was about time
you met everybody.

Yeah?

Definitely.

Oh.

Ok, listen.

Um, do you remember
my cousin Anne?

- With the X-Files tattoo?
- Yeah.

She's getting married in Madrid

and my whole family's
gonna be there,

and they would all
really love to meet you.

Absolutely.
Definitely. I'm in.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Hey, I'm here. Frank?

I couldn't do it.
I'm ghosting her.

She wants me to go
to freakin' Madrid.

I'm also stuck, so
can you give me a tug?

Wait, I thought
you were back in.

No. I'm taking the
coward's way out.

I admit it, I have
intimacy issues,

so give me a tug, you
judgmental bastard.

Wait, your butt is wedged.

No offense, but that's
a lot of Frank cake.

Do you want me to get Isabelle?

She's in the car.

Why? We need someone to
steal me out the window?

Wow.

Ok, it's hard to take
the moral high ground

when you're halfway
out of a bathroom, bud.

I like to think that I'm
halfway in the bathroom.

I'm a pessimist, so...

- Ok.
- Ok.

You ready?

Here we go. Okay.

One, two...

Ok, two more tugs

and we gotta think
about losing the pants.

No, no, no, no!

Hey. I'm here to apologize.

I'm sure you got a
lot of questions.

Not really.

You freaked out and ghosted me.

I'm pretty familiar
with that move.

I'm sorry.

I made up this whole
story in my head

that you were obsessed with me.

Obsessed with you?

I know, it's my stuff.

You're amazing, I'm just
an emotional cripple.

Well, thank you for saying that,

but we are about 12 years past
being able to use that phrase.

Add that to the list of things

that I need to work on,

along with my inability
to avoid weird goodbyes.

So au revoir, Mademoiselle.

♪ Just as soon as you
go taking that vow... ♪

♪ There'll be a
change in your ways ♪

Goodbye.

♪ You better run
for your life, ♪

♪ unless you're
running into love, ♪

♪ huggin' and kissin' is...

♪ you're running into love.