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>> Tonight on the season finale

of Battle of the Exes II,

three couples remain

to battle it out for their share

of a $350,000 prize pool.

Jordan and Sarah have come under

fire for making bold moves.

These adrenaline junkies

capitalized on their strengths

and outlasted some of the most

powerful players in Challenge

history.

[cheers and applause]

>> Jay and Jenna hope to

accomplish that rare

Challenge feat--

winning their rookie season.

>> Yeah!

>> These exes avoided

elimination as the veterans kept

them around specifically as

sacrificial lambs in the final.

>> We are not the layups that

these frickin' vets

think we are.

>> It's confusing.

>> After Leroy's partner Nia

was sent home for

her inappropriate behavior...

>> Nia crossed the line

physically with somebody,

so she's out of the game.

>> Leroy was paired up with his

former ex, Theresa.

>> Miss me?

>> I thought I sent you home.

>> You thought wrong.

>> With the finalists set,

TJ promised a punishing journey.

>> You guys are gonna have to

perform certain tasks

at certain checkpoints

in order to make it all the way

to Mount Slogen.

The first team to complete all

the checkpoints

become the champions

and receive $250,000.

>> Whoo!

>> Reigning Power Couple

Sarah and Jordan determined the

order and chose to depart first,

followed by Jay and Jenna

and Leroy and Theresa.

>> Go!

>> Tonight, one of these teams

will capture the first-place

prize and be crowned champions

of Battle of the Exes II.

>> Aah!

This is it!

[rock music]

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, is it gorgeous.

But we're gonna have to scale

Mount Slogen,

one of these most difficult,

if not the most difficult

climb in Norway.

That's what I'm scared about.

>> ♪ Just one more night ♪

♪ To feel like this ♪

>> The distance that we have to

swim seems like forever.

And because I'm such a weak

swimmer, I'm just--I'm afraid.

I'm so scared.

>> This is it.

This is what we've been waiting

for.

This is what we went through

an entire season--

The only thing I think is

go, go, go.

Oh!

>> [screams]

>> [screams]

>> Aah!

>> You jump out, and you're just

like, "Oh, please don't die.

Please don't die.

Please don't die."

[imitates splash]

Right into the water,

and you're like, "Oh, my God,

it's cold."

♪ ♪

>> This is my sixth challenge,

and I am 0 for 6.

If I were to finally win

a challenge,

I would reach,

not only a personal goal,

but I would shut up

a lot of people who talked

a lot of crap about me.

♪ ♪

>> [breathing heavily]

This is hands down

the longest swim I've ever done.

It's to the point to where I'm

not even thinking about

the money anymore.

I'm thinking, like,

will I get hurt?

Will I be able to make it

to the kayak?

[breathing heavily]

>> Following your lead, captain.

>> I'm the girl who used to be

200 pounds,

and I couldn't finish a mile run

to save my life.

Jordan was born without a hand.

We have something to prove,

and we can do it.

>> We're kicking their asses.

[laughs]

>> [breathing heavily]

>> Stand, stand.

Oh, my God.

Leroy and Theresa are still

swimming.

We need to capitalize on this

lead now.

You know, Leroy's strong as

hell.

He's gonna catch up quick.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

>> Left, right, left.

>> We're going straight to where

Jordan and Sarah are.

They're, like, literally

directly ahead of us.

Everybody can have their little

doubts, but I love being

an underdog.

I have no choice but to prove

myself.

I have never felt that I hated

this man more in my entire life.

It's like Dumb & Dumber.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

>> "Change into your team

uniforms and continue the race

along the designated path."

Move fast, come on, now.

Jordan and I race forward with

the lead right now,

but leads don't last forever.

We gotta keep this momentum up,

and I'm just hoping

that I can keep going.

>> Yeah, man, they murdered

that.

>> Winning the prize would

change my life.

I could buy tons of shoes with

that and a house and everything.

I wouldn't have to live with my

family anymore.

>> Come on, take your stuff off.

Let's go. We gotta get changed.

I'll unzip your thing.

You unzip mine.

Let's get naked, let's get

changed, let's go.

Get dressed now.

Like now, now.

Come on, right there. Let's go.

Get up here. Get up here.

>> Jay!

>> Get up here.

Come on, come on, get up here.

>> You're so annoying.

>> Take a left.

>> I gotta get warmed up again.

>> Oh, you're fine.

Keep this big lead.

>> Go, go, go.

Come on, right up here.

>> Oh.

>> Let's go.

>> Ah!

>> It's jog time now, baby.

>> [exhales]

>> Theresa and I are pretty far

behind.

We're having a tough time.

>> Jesus [bleep].

Stupid.

>> We're both getting

frustrated.

>> I'm trying.

Get off my [bleep] ass, please.

>> I'm starting to see my

$125,000 slip away.

Here, tie 'em up there.

Come on.

>> Okay, [bleep].

>> Wait for me.

>> There's a checkpoint right

here; let's just get to

the checkpoint.

>> Sarah.

>> Now, it's about to get

difficult.

>> I think we got a sign

up there.

"Checkpoint: Mind Games.

Unscramble the five-word

sentences to continue on."

>> Easy.

Oh, I love word games!

Hello!

Crossword queen over here

gets a frickin' word game

at the first checkpoint.

We just might give these guys

a run for their money.

Start putting out vowels and

consonants next to each other.

Okay.

>> O.

>> Y, O.

>> There's a three-letter word

to start it.

Three, four, seven, three, six.

>> Oh, what?

You didn't tell me that before.

Three, okay, there's three,

"the."

Let's just think about this

logically.

This is what I do every [bleep]

day for fun.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

>> I see Jay and Jenna running

ahead of us.

I'm like, "Yes."

I'm looking right at these kids

like, "Get in third place

where you belong."

>> R-e-s-p-e-c-t.

R-e-s-p-e-c-t.

That's definitely the

seven-letter word.

Just like Aretha, man.

The trolls something respect.

>> You must respect the trolls!

You must respect the trolls.

>> Okay, "you"--We don't--

Do we have "must"?

We don't have another "U."

You will respect the trolls.

>> Nice, Sarah!

>> The trolls.

>> C-t.

You will respect the trolls.

It feels really, really good

to come into this with a lead.

>> Turn it so they can't see,

though.

>> But what feels even better

is to finish a puzzle and leave

before you see any sign

of anyone else.

>> Ha!

Crosswords pays off, bitches.

>> What?

>> This sucks.

I don't understand

how we could work so hard

to get to this point,

but then she doesn't want

to continue.

>> Ugh!

>> If anybody deserves a partner

who's not gonna quit on 'em,

it's me.

>> Unfortunately for you,

you're Vinny's partner.

You gotta go too.

That leaves you without

a partner, so this ends your

time here.

>> I came to this Challenge

with a plan.

I don't want to be second.

I want to win.

Oh, a cow.

[cow moos]

>> My God, this is so beautiful.

>> Come on.

>> It's a checkpoint right here.

Let's just get to this

checkpoint.

>> Jay!

>> Damn it, they already blew

through that [bleep].

Come on, this is where we make

up our time, right here.

Let's see what letters we got.

>> Are you seeing a word

or letters?

>> Five-word sentence.

>> Five-word sentence?

>> We gotta make five words

outta this.

Recipe.

Making words, they just--

they just don't make sense.

>> Let trolls respect.

>> So you think "respect" is

good and "trolls" is good

so far?

I just act as if I'm paying

attention.

I'm basically just looking at

rocks while Theresa puts them

together.

I'm not the sharpest tool

in the shed.

>> Brain-dead.

>> Yeah, I know, me too.

>> Uh...

>> Trolls respect.

>> The trolls respect--

>> You will respect the trolls.

Yes!

You will--yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes!

You will respect the trolls.

I am so happy with my brain

right now.

You know, maybe I can take Sarah

on in this puzzle, trivia

Challenge final.

Whoo-hoo!

>> Go.

>> Where, this way?

>> Damn it.

>> Yeah!

>> Good job.

>> You too.

>> [bleep]!

Can I go look at their answer?

>> I really don't know.

>> Oh, my God.

>> In, come on.

>> Okay.

>> Gotta move.

>> I know.

>> You do what you do.

>> Move it or lose it, goats!

[goats bleating]

>> I see a table,

and I see glasses

of [bleep].

Don't Flip Your Lid.

I don't even have to read

the board.

We're gonna have to drink these.

To pay this toll,

you must flip a lid

from the edge of your table

and try to cover each glass.

>> Flip Cup.

>> To begin, each person must

drink one full glass.

Yep, it's fish eggs and [bleep].

>> The first thing we have to do

is down a glass of this...

miss--Okay.

I don't even know if I'm ready

to talk about it.

Ugh.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

It's--

It's disgusting.

[retches]

Go, go, go, go, go.

Oh, a little harder.

Oh!

Oh! So close.

>> Aah!

Trying to flip these coasters on

there, I think, hey, I know how

to play Flip Cup.

I got this.

Uh, no.

Not so high

and not so many flips.

>> Jordan.

>> It's not gonna stay on.

>> It's pretty much impossible.

We're gonna have to drink 'em

all, I know it.

[retches]

>> We got more.

I cannot get this--God damn it!

>> Is there a T?

It's trolls.

>> Let's put the word "trolls"

out.

Dang, we're stupid.

My dad's gonna be so

disappointed.

We're screwed.

We are very, very screwed.

[cow moos]

>> Hi, girl!

Coming after ya.

>> Coming for you, Sarah.

We're coming, baby.

Sarah is my main target

because I know that she is the

weakest link when it comes to

her and Jordan.

Like, we're not far behind.

We're about to win this money.

>> Oh, Sarah, where are you?

>> It's scary.

Leroy and Theresa

and Jay and Jenna,

they're on our heels.

I can only imagine how much

longer we have for them

to catch us.

>> Oh, come on!

>> We're coming for you.

>> Oh, Sarah!

[rock music]

♪ ♪

>> Oh!

Last one.

>> However bad it tastes

going down...

[retches]

It is a thousand times more

painful coming back up.

>> Walk and puke.

>> Uh!

[bleep] that!

>> Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,

that was bad!

>> Ugh, I can feel it.

>> [laughs]

>> Oh!

>> So two more words out of all

of these?

>> [laughs]

>> Oh, my God.

>> Now what?

>> I don't know.

>> [laughs]

[air horn blows]

>> Thank God.

Unreal, that was crazy.

Let's go. Let's run.

>> No.

>> We're coming for you.

>> Be careful.

>> Come on.

>> Okay, Don't Flip Your Lid.

I'm totally optimistic.

Thinking, you know, this should

be no problem.

I'm like a professional beer

drinker.

Let's go.

Cheers, homey.

[glasses clink]

To $125,000.

>> What the [bleep] was that?

>> [spits]

>> ♪ You're out of line ♪

♪ Buried yourself alive ♪

>> [bleep].

>> ♪ Expected to be fine ♪

♪ You can't rewind ♪

>> Oh.

>> ♪ When you're choking ♪

♪ On your own dirt ♪

♪ Begging for your life ♪

>> Oh!

>> Oh, my God, I'm so close.

Come on!

Oh, my God!

>> Come on, take it all the way

down.

Just take it all the way down.

>> [retches]

>> Come on, you got this.

You got it, come on.

Come on, Theresa.

>> I'm trying, Leroy!

>> Okay, okay.

>> Shut up!

>> Theresa, this is what you

wanted.

You wanted to compete

in the final,

and competing isn't--

isn't just running.

>> [coughs]

Oh, my God.

>> [burps]

>> Oh, God, I feel sick.

>> Climbing--

>> Other side, other side.

Look, it's open.

It's a [bleep] door.

>> Oh.

>> Use it like one.

Oh, I'm gonna puke again.

>> That's okay.

Just gotta keep moving.

>> There's definitely puking

in my future.

>> Wanna make out?

>> Huh?

>> Wanna make out?

>> Not particularly.

>> [laughs]

>> Look at the cows.

What are you looking at?

[cow moos]

>> Moo!

>> Whatever.

I'm [bleep] tired and, like--

>> No, come on.

You can't be--

>> No, I really am.

>> Will you--Jenna, Jenna.

>> What?

>> Take your time.

Take your time.

Nice stroll in the park.

Why don't you have some views?

You know, look around.

We're talking about 15 grand.

35 grand.

Good thing we're not in a race

or anything for $125,000.

Come on.

>> God. Holy [bleep].

>> There we go.

>> Oh, you're so annoying.

>> Good, just jog it,

and then I won't be annoying.

The quicker we finish,

the quicker I'll shut up.

>> Oh.

[retches]

We are a sloppy mess.

I'm now drinking my puke.

It's so...ugh.

>> [coughs]

>> Oh.

>> Which way?

>> This is gonna be great

on national television.

[coughs]

>> Let's build this lead.

>> I can't right now.

>> Theresa.

>> [sighs]

>> Theresa is shaking.

>> [panting]

>> She wants to cry because

she has throw-up

all around her mouth.

You know, her confidence level

is down.

It's really starting to affect

her.

Woman the [bleep] up.

Jay and Jenna

are right behind us.

So we need to--

>> [groans]

>> But for me, it's like,

let's get back to this run.

Let's break this lead.

>> [coughs]

>> Just watch your steps.

>> I am not running down.

>> Come on, it's done.

We just need to keep going.

Oh, are you [bleep] serious?

Don't Flip Your Lid.

You ready for this?

>> Oh, it's a drinking game.

>> Since day one,

the only weakness we had

is eating or drinking

something disgusting.

[groans]

>> Cheers.

>> Cheers.

[Metrik's Aftermath]

>> ♪ Come to a place I dwell ♪

♪ Look into a mirror ♪

♪ Then face yourself ♪

>> Ahh!

>> ♪ Stick your tongue out ♪

♪ And taste the smell ♪

♪ Brace yourself ♪

♪ This place is hell ♪

>> [laughs]

Oh, my God.

>> ♪ I stand ready ♪

♪ While my arms are crossed ♪

♪ It's going down ♪

♪ Because your time's up ♪

♪ You better make way for it ♪

♪ Your time's up ♪

♪ Your, your time's up ♪

♪ Your, your, your ♪

>> If I drink this and you're

not gonna drink it--

>> [retching]

>> Are you gonna drink that?

Only have a little left.

>> I have a lot more than you.

>> Take a big gulp of water,

down it.

>> It's in my nose,

that's the problem.

>> All right, well, we need to

hurry up, okay.

It's $15,000, so let's go.

>> I know, Jenna, but--

>> Are you gonna drink it,

because if I'm not gonna--

>> Yes.

>> If you're not gonna drink it,

then I'm not drinking this.

>> I'm gonna try.

>> Swallow it.

[retches]

>> Oh, my God.

Ew.

>> I'm [bleep].

>> This is so pathetic.

>> You know, I-I seriously,

I'm, like, in shock.

I'm, like, in shock.

I'm seriously in shock.

>> Are you gonna be able to

finish it?

>> I don't know.

I'm gonna try.

Are you?

>> I could choke it down.

With that much money on the

line, I'm gonna choke down

this fishy disgustingness.

But Jay cannot get the fish

down.

Well, we need to hurry up.

>> I know.

>> Jay, just pick.

I don't care!

I'm not mad.

It's rough.

It sucks.

It's disgusting.

>> I haven't even drank

the first glass yet,

and I'm throwing up.

Excuse my French,

but we're [bleep].

[coughs and retches]

>> [groans]

>> You think you're gonna be

able to finish it or no?

>> I don't know.

I have never quit anything,

and I would love to prove

that we are not the layups that

these vets think we are.

[bleep], man!

>> He's having so much trouble.

I kind of want to throw the cup

of fish at his head right now.

>> God damn it, man.

Well, might as well wait and see

what he has to say, right?

>> What's up, guys?

>> What's up, Teej?

>> Hey.

>> Looks like you guys are doing

a terrible job getting it done.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> If you guys don't get it

done, you're out.

So get it done.

>> It's just not working.

My stomach just won't let it go

down.

I said from the beginning

I hated that...

[sniffles]

>> Jay, are you crying?

Are you serious?

Have you ever seen this show

before?

>> Yeah, I have.

>> This is part of it, man.

>> Trust me, I'm more

disappointed in myself

than anybody.

I could do anything but this.

>> All right, but this is part

of it, so what are we doing?

Make a decision right now.

>> How would you feel about

calling it?

>> Okay.

>> Jay and Jenna,

you guys are done.

You leave here with no money.

I'm really disappointed.

Let's go.

>> All right.

>> I regret this so bad.

Un-[bleep]-believable.

We are not gonna continue

anymore, and it's because

I can't--I can't drink

the drink.

I can't drink--I just can't

drink it.

I'm crying because I can't drink

a [bleep] drink.

Like, really?

I lifted something that was

double my body weight.

>> All right, but this is part

of it.

>> I lifted double my body.

>> [sighs]

>> [sighs]

I have a lot of respect

for everybody who had done

a final.

Because it's frickin' hard.

Me and Jenna, we came in here

hating each other.

We're leaving as friends.

So we gained on that level.

>> I still hate Jay.

I do.

I have so much hate for him,

and I can't get past that.

Knowing that we didn't finish

is really annoying.

I know I'm gonna regret it.

>> You know what [bleep]

everyone on Twitter

and everywhere else

is gonna give us?

>> Okay, show-off.

>> Oh, look at this.

"Pick up five rocks and carry

them to your next checkpoint."

One, two...

>> Three, four...

>> Five.

There's another sign down there.

Our next challenge.

"Checkpoint.

You must stand behind the line

and toss five rocks into

the hole in order to move on.

If you miss, you must run back

to the rock pile, collect more

rocks, and try again

until you land five total.

Couples must consume a tube

of local caviar

before beginning each round."

>> A tube?

Just when I thought the eating

was done,

ugh, it's fish eggs,

and we just ate fish.

Now I've ate the parent

and the child.

That's disgusting.

>> Ooh, God damn.

We're past the tube.

Now we're on to the rocks.

All right, something athletic,

right?

We're gonna make a couple

of these.

>> Nope.

[bleep], I'm not gonna be good

at this.

>> Mother[bleep].

>> ♪ So let's get ♪

♪ The party started ♪

>> Why can't you throw it

over it?

>> You missed 'em all too!

>> ♪ Finish what we started ♪

>> I see red.

I see [bleep] red.

Just knowing how far we've

lagged behind, to finally be

able to see those red jerseys

is just, like, a gift from God.

>> Pick up the rocks and carry

them to your checkpoint.

>> To your next checkpoint.

That's good.

I got three.

Let's get their ass.

>> Sarah, I cannot go

any slower.

>> My stomach hurts.

>> When we left the kayaks,

we had a huge lead,

and to see that they've already

cut it down this much,

that's kind of scary.

Sarah, I need you.

>> Let's get first right now.

You don't know what this means.

>> For the first time in the

game, we see Leroy and Theresa.

If they sink all these rocks,

they're passing us.

>> Wanna go first?

>> Do it up.

>> It tastes like refried beans.

>> [retches]

>> Oh, you guys.

For real?

>> [retching]

>> Aah!

>> It hurts.

Like, it's taking--it's just

draining everything out of

your body.

Jordan has throw-up all over his

face.

Sarah's throwing up.

Whoever put this together

needs to be punched in the face,

'cause this is wrong.

>> All right.

>> Done?

>> Yeah.

>> Go!

>> Mother[bleep]!

>> Go!

[groans]

[air horn blows]

>> [groans]

Jordan and I are unable to

complete this checkpoint

but able to move on.

Thank God.

>> Oh, yeah, we outta here,

baby.

>> We have to make five.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

All right.

>> We gotta drink more tubes?

>> Yep.

>> Oh, [bleep].

>> It's okay.

>> My whole body hurts.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

>> Let's roll.

>> Oh!

>> Oh!

[air horn blows]

>> Jordan and Sarah, they're

actually ahead, but in my mind,

at least we seen 'em, so we know

that we're not far behind.

This is where we catch 'em.

This is where we catch 'em.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

>> We got a hill.

Come on!

>> Whoo-ooh!

>> Ow!

[laughs]

>> I [bleep] love this!

>> I feel like this is the best

thing that could have happened

to us.

We can definitely catch up to

Sarah and Jordan faster

on these things.

>> Come on!

[shouts]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

>> I'm moving, and it's not

going anywhere.

>> Are you [bleep]?

>> Shut the [bleep] up,

and stop yelling at me.

>> Sarah, just come on,

just push through it.

>> I need water.

>> We need more water.

>> All this [bleep] in my

stomach.

I'm gonna, like, [bleep] [bleep]

[bleep] everywhere.

>> You better be quick.

>> Where do I go?

>> Those trees right here.

>> [retches]

[sighs]

>> Oh, this is gross.

[groans]

Ooh, yay.

>> We're on their ass.

If you're dying, Sarah's gotta

be dying.

>> Damn, Sarah, come on!

>> I'm gonna, like, [bleep]

[bleep] [bleep] everywhere.

Oh, this is gross.

>> Damn, Sarah, come on!

Sarah is just green.

The more you tell your body

that it hurts,

the more it will believe you.

>> [groans]

Ooh, yay.

Thank you, God.

>> We're coming for you, Sarah.

We're [bleep] coming.

>> [groans]

Ooh, that was pretty fast.

>> Good job, Sarah.

>> Thanks.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

Oh, ow, it hurts. Oh, God.

>> No, it doesn't.

No, it doesn't.

It doesn't hurt.

It does not hurt.

♪ ♪

>> Slogen.

>> Come on, come on.

Fire, let's go!

Rest stop.

You must take your place

together either

on top of your bed

or within your team zone.

So...

>> Okay, where's our team zone?

>> We can be in bed,

or we can be by the fire.

>> Right, that's fine.

Oh, this is a break.

This is a great break.

>> Now we know

this fire means this is gonna be

a two-day final.

>> Every single thing that I

overheard Nia say...

>> Sarah the sloth.

>> Bananas say...

>> Silly Putty Sarah.

>> Nany say...

[laughter]

All that [bleep] they're

talking was, like, fuel.

I'm like...

[sighs]

You don't know what it feels

like because you've always been

good at [bleep].

>> Hey, I've been told I

couldn't do [bleep]

for my entire life,

having one hand.

>> That's true.

>> Throughout these challenges,

everyone has always told Sarah

that she can't do it.

My whole life,

the first thing that people see

when they look at me is,

he's got one hand,

so he's handicapped.

He's disabled.

He can't do that.

>> Oh!

>> This final for me is--

is all about proving

my actual worth.

Don't matter what you look like.

You did great.

>> [sniffles]

[indistinct chatter]

>> Yeah, that one's y'all.

>> Wait, did you guys take off

your other clothes to let 'em

dry?

>> It's all on.

>> The temperature has dropped

so much.

It's freezing outside.

Any food that I had in my body

has been thrown up.

It's torture.

>> My face feels the heat,

but...

it's, like, not enough for

the rest of my body to get.

>> No.

My toes are really cold.

>> The only time we can step out

is to go lay down?

>> Yep.

>> I'm gonna have to pee

right here.

>> No, Leroy, don't pee

right there.

>> Shut up.

>> [groans]

>> [laughs]

>> Oh, my God, my thing is

so little right now.

[laughter]

>> Oh, my--Bro, it's terrible

right now.

Oh.

[sultry music]

♪ ♪

>> How's that?

Are you good?

>> Are you good?

>> I'm great.

I feel like I should be making

out with you right now.

>> I just hope Jenna and Jay are

okay, though.

>> Yeah, I think they'll be

all right.

>> We didn't see 'em at all.

>> Well, once we got to the fish

thing, I was like, pbbt.

"There's no way Jenna's gonna

eat this [bleep]."

Maybe Jay will finally learn his

lesson and not be such a loser.

>> Not a chance.

>> Not a chance.

>> He and everybody that's done

me dirty has paid for it.

He went home in a neck brace.

He was a [bleep] sneaky,

little [bleep] bitch.

>> But that's the politics part

of this game.

>> You don't have to lie.

I would rather you tell me

straight up.

>> Your best friend lied to you

and had him throw you in.

Bananas doesn't give a flying

[bleep] about you.

>> I mean, I know Leroy's

your boy.

Hey, you gotta do

what you gotta do.

>> That's our only shot at

getting rid of them.

>> We were coming to the final

together.

>> Oh, yeah, and what,

you're gonna hold hands?

>> Yeah.

>> Shut up.

>> Well, that was--

>> You need to start playing

the game.

>> I did play the game.

>> No, you just went into

eliminations and came out.

>> I didn't have--I don't have--

I didn't have no alliances.

>> Well, you could if you talked

to people.

Look how far Wes got in the game

because of his alliances.

>> And look what happened to

him.

>> You get so mad.

>> I do, 'cause I don't like

being played, yo. I told my--

>> Well, then play the [bleep]

game!

>> No, no, no.

>> You're gonna either play

or get played.

>> No, you don't have to lie.

You don't have to lie to people.

>> We should probably take

a seat.

Okay.

[groans]

>> My feet are frozen.

My legs are trembling.

>> Oh.

>> [shivers]

>> It is freezing.

We are on a mountainside,

and there are glaciers

to my right and to my left.

It is so cold.

>> Oh, my God, my--my foot is--

I can't even feel it.

>> [shivers]

>> We open our eyes.

We see light.

And, oh, my goodness,

that means sun,

and that means TJ will be here

soon.

>> What's up, guys?

>> Hi.

>> What's up, TJ?

>> How you guys doing?

>> We all right.

>> Long night?

>> Yes.

>> Yeah.

>> All right, well, as you guys

know, one team didn't show up

last night.

That was Jay and Jenna.

So I guess they were a layup.

>> [laughs]

>> Now, it's about to get

difficult.

'Cause today, you guys are

gonna scale Mount Slogen,

which is one of Norway's

most difficult climbs.

The first team to get to the top

of that mountain...

>> Oh.

>> Will become the champions

of this season of

Battle of the Exes II

and receive $250,000.

>> Ooh, I need it.

I need it.

>> Second place, just get to

the top of that mountain,

70 grand.

All right?

>> All right.

>> Now, Jordan and Sarah,

since you guys won the day

yesterday,

you guys are gonna start off on

this trail with

a five-minute lead.

>> [sighs]

Theresa and Leroy

made up over 20 minutes

yesterday,

and five minutes seems like

nothing to me.

>> Good luck, you guys.

>> Thank you.

>> Make it happen.

>> It's hard.

It's really, really hard.

You're tired, and you're hungry,

and you're freezing,

and you've had no sleep,

and you've been working all day.

It wears on you

in every single way possible.

>> It's so important for me to--

to win this.

Neither one of us have done it

before, so I think today

it's time to make history.

>> All right, Sarah and Jordan,

you got a five-minute lead.

You ready to go?

>> Yeah.

>> Go!

[rock music]

♪ ♪

>> Come on.

>> ♪ And when you reach ♪

♪ Reach for me ♪

♪ You know that someday ♪

♪ I will carry on ♪

>> Use your legs.

>> 100 feet in, this is hard.

We have, like,

a 10-kilometer climb

straight up.

I can't go that fast.

>> Come on.

>> All right, Leroy and Theresa,

you ready?

>> Yeah.

>> Go!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

>> Use your legs.

>> This is it

for the rest of your life.

Do not finish this saying

you had more.

>> There's just one team here

left that I owe one to,

and that's Sarah and Jordan.

We are gonna catch 'em, and

we're about to whup their ass.

This money is mine.

How bad do you want it, Theresa?

How bad do you want it?

You're this close.

>> This episode of

The Challenge continues now.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

We gotta hike it.

You wanna win?

>> Yes.

>> Do you wanna win?

>> Yes.

>> Just say it.

You're gonna win.

>> [grunts]

>> Leroy, just go straight up

here.

>> Much as my mind is telling my

body to move, my legs are like,

"Oh, you have to take a break.

You have to stop."

Mind you, I've been standing for

the past 12 hours.

Everything that happened to me

the night before,

all the hard work I put in

is starting to haunt me.

>> Wait for me.

>> Huh?

>> Wait for me.

>> Do you see 'em?

>> Who, Jordan and Sarah?

>> Yeah.

Finally, I see some red

in the distance.

If I can see you, that means

I can catch up to you.

>> [breathing heavily]

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

>> Keep going.

Come on, you can do it.

I should not be telling you

to go.

This is a change.

Come on, we're almost there.

We're not stopping.

Now, the finish line is

so close, I can feel it.

I'm already thinking about how

I'm gonna throw it back in all

these naysayers' faces,

and we make it up a little bit

farther and turn around

and see Leroy and Theresa

hot on our heels.

>> We're coming for you, Sarah.

>> And Leroy can also suck it.

>> Today is your day.

>> Come on, I wanna see the top

of that mountain.

Do not stop.

>> We're almost there.

Go!

>> Aah!

>> Look, this is it.

>> Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry.

Jordan, you are so off

the douche bag list.

You're on the best friend ever

list.

[screams]

Oh, my God!

>> Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Whoo!

>> We [bleep] won the whole

thing.

>> We just...

>> We just won everything.

>> Won.

>> I made a pretty big move

to set the final up

the way I wanted it to go.

>> Which couple do you want to

send into the elimination round?

>> Bananas and Nany.

Everybody told me that this

would come back to bite me

in the ass, and now we've won.

You're the best partner ever.

>> No matter your disability,

no matter your setback,

you can do it.

I am very proud

of what myself and my teammate

have been able to accomplish

mentally, physically,

emotionally

throughout this entire

roller coaster of a ride.

>> [groans]

>> We were the misfits that

came out on top.

Yes!

>> Whoo!

>> Aah!

We didn't die.

>> Yes, good job, T.

You made it.

[clapping]

>> Yes!

>> Sarah definitely proved me

wrong.

Sarah whupped my ass.

Congratulations, y'all.

>> Congrats, guys.

Leroy and I are in second place,

and it breaks my heart.

But at the same point,

it's, like, knowing that we just

accomplished everything

in these last, like, few weeks,

it's so awesome.

It's such a great feeling.

I can't even explain.

I'll never forget it.

Whoo!

Even though we weren't each

other's exes in the beginning,

we still were each other's exes

in the end.

So I guess it was meant to be.

>> I finished the final.

My first one I quit.

>> Yes.

>> This--this is hands down

the hardest one.

I didn't win this

Battle of the Exes,

but overall,

I'm not sad about it.

I'm not angry about it.

I'm still happy.

I proved that I can work with

a teammate.

I proved that I could be

a motivator.

How bad do you want it?

Don't nobody want you to win

but me.

I proved that when the odds are

against me,

I still manage to do well.

>> Oh, I'm so happy, you guys.

[all cheering]

>> all: We get our money!

Whoo!

>> I feel so lucky

to have been a part

of so many amazing adventures.

>> ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Whoa oh ♪

♪ I feel so alive ♪

♪ Whoa oh ♪

♪ Can we go back in time? ♪

♪ Whoa oh ♪

♪ I'll never forget ♪

>> [laughs]

>> Go!

>> This has been

a roller coaster.

I've seen the ugliest sides

of people...

>> [bleep].

>> What, bitch?

I wish you would have put your

mother[bleep] hands on me!

>> You're kind of an ass[bleep].

>> I didn't come for therapy.

>> Listen!

>> And the most beautiful sides

of people.

[cries]

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you.

[all cheering]

>> Not only did I go on the most

awesome adventure,

but I left with the grand prize.

Doesn't get better than that.

Whoo!

[screams]

>> See, you're gonna get so warm

with our body heat and, like,

our cores together, like--

>> That's my favorite position

too.

[laughter]

>> You should do--you should

actually go reverse cowgirl,

Sarah.

>> When I laugh,

it makes my butt jiggle.

>> Sarah, bounce it one time.

>> No!

>> We saw it.

[laughs]

>> Oh, oh.

>> Leroy!

>> Ooh, just what I needed.