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(theme music playing)
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Oh. Oh, hey, America.
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I ain't got nothin'
to talk about.
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Nothing but waiting
on Vanessa
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to come back
with my damn truck!
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Girl know I was supposed
to get my manicure!
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My nails got longer
just in the time
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I've been waiting for her!
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(dialing)
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VANESSA (on phone):Hello.
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Nessa, you know you better--
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Got ya. At the beep,leave a message.
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(beep)
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Do I, do I need this?
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(vehicle approaching)
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Oh, yeah. (chuckles)
(tires screech)
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America, it's on.
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Oh... uh...
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Well, I know I'm late,
but the traffic was...
You see these?
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My cuticles will be
getting pushed back
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right now
at Mama Kim's.
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You know, I'm tired
of this, Nessa.
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You do this
every doggone time!
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Well, it wouldn't happen
if you'd just go on
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and get me
my own car.
A car for what?
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What you need a car-- Where
do you think you gonna be going
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that you need a car?
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I don't know.
Study groups.
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Study groups? If you can't
study here, Nessa,
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I guess you're just
going to have to flunk,
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'cause there ain't no way
I'm buying you no doggone car!
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Ain't no way
in hell I'm buying...
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You know, every time
I got somewhere to go, Nessa...
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I'm tired of this, man!
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(door shuts)
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America, I hope y'all know
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this isn't about a car.
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No, suh.
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It's about where
a car would take her.
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To boys!
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She's hollerin' about,
"You don't trust me.
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You don't trust me."
Oh, I trust her.
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I don't trust them. America.
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JORDAN:
Comic-Con's coming?
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I hear it rocks.
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We totally have
to go to this.
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(scoffs)
Who's going to take us?
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Maybe we can ride
our bikes there.
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You doofus,
there's no sidewalk
to San Diego.
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If only we had parents
cool enough to take us.
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I'm cool.
What's the problem, fellas?
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We're trying to figure out
a way to get to Comic-Con.
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(low voice)
"Do or do not.
There is no 'try'."
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Yoda, Star Wars: Episode V.
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And so apropos.
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You guys want
to ask me something?
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Will you take us
to Comic-Con?
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-Sure.
-JORDAN: Wow!
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Thanks, Aunt Wanda!
Oh, wait.
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Here comes
the disappointment.
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No, it means
there's not much time
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to get you guys
new costumes.
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JORDAN: Oh, come on.
I got the catalog
in my room.
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I wish your mom
was as cool as
your aunt.
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I hope she takes us
in the Beamer.
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And drops the top.
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Hey, Miss Thang.
What you beamin' about?
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Oh, nothing.
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Just that Jordan
and his friends
think I'm cool.
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Oh. So you got
the nerd seal
of approval, huh?
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Don't hate, they're kids.
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Now, see, America?
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Wanda's a grown woman,
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but there's still
something in her
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that needs approval from boys.
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Only she's grown.
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Can't tell her nothing, though.
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But Nessa...
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damn.
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Can't tell her
nothing, neither.
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(vehicle approaches)
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What the hell?
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Come on.
Come on, baby.
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(engine chugging loudly)
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(engine backfires)
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Who lent you this bucket?
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Oh, I didn't borrow it.
I bought it.
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You bought it?
You mean to tell me
you bought this
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after I stood right
here and told you you
couldn't have no car?
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Actually, you said
you weren't going
to buy me one.
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You never said
I couldn't buy my own.
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Don't try to twist
my words around, Nessa!
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You went behind my back!
Baby, she went
behind my back.
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It's ugly.
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Uh, where'd you
get the money?
I used my savings bond.
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Wait a minute. You spent
a thousand dollars on this?
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Well, actually, it was $850
and then that left me $150
to get a new muffler.
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It runs a lot
quieter now.
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So let's turn
some corners.
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Oopsy.
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(engine splutters sickly)
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Back up.
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You right, Nessa.
It's quiet.
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I mean, real quiet.
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You got took.
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What am I going to do?
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Well, I tell you the first thing
you're going to do.
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You're goin' to get this
hunk of junk out our driveway.
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That's what you're going to do.
Come on, baby.
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Get out and help
your sister push.
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Baby Girl, let's go.
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Babe, you know I told her
she couldn't have no car.
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Did you scratch
my paint?
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It's hard to tell.
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(sighs)
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(birds tweeting)
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Hey!
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Nessa, I thought I told you
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to move that car weeks ago.
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But I been trying
to raise the money.
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I baby-sat every night
this week.
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You tell your story walkin',
and I do mean walkin'.
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Because if that car's
not gone by Monday morning,
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if you don't move it,
I will.
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(scoffs)
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America, the Mac man
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come too doggone far
and worked too hard
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to have my house
looking all ghetto.
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It's bad enough
I got all these kids
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running in and out of here,
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but this... shoot.
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Damn car look homeless.
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Oil leaking all over
my driveway,
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big ol' rust spots.
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Nessa.
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(sighs)
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(engine splutters)
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Uh-uh! You're too late.
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I got a tow truck
here right now.
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This way, my man.
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Hurry up.
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Just back it
on up here.
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There we go.
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Hurry it up.
Right this way.
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And dig this here.
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Don't you worry
about paying me back.
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It's on the house.
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Come on, baby.
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(engine starts)
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Hey!
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Yeah, hey.
How you do that?
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You don't know nothing
about no cars.
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What the hell?
Who are you, man?
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Oh, I'm...
VANESSA: Oh, that's Curtis.
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He's in my math class.
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And he knows everything
about cars.
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Nice to meet you,
Mr. Mac.
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You, you fixed
this, man?
Yeah.
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Good. Now clean yourself up
and get steppin'.
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Actually, there's a whole lot
more I can do to it.
Like what?
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Like put in
a new sound system,
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put some Daytons on it.
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She could use
a good buffin', too.
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What?
What I'm saying is,
I can pimp this ride.
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Yeah. Pimp it. Pimp it out!
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Mm-hmm. See, this is the trouble
with girls and cars, America.
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Her car don't even run
and there's a boy
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sniffin' all around,
talking about pimping her ride.
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I let that go,
next thing you know, America,
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he think he can pimp her.
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Oh, hell, no!
It ain't goings on.
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It ain't gwines. Hell, no.
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(chuckling smugly)
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Yeah...
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That should
be enough.
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WOMAN: Can you grab that sponge?
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BOY: Got it.
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GIRL: You can always
refill it, you guys.
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BOY: Thank you.
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GIRL: We'll have
some water out.
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Hold on. Hold on, Nessa.
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I'll be out in a minute.
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There's a hose
on the side of the house.
BOY: Got it!
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I moved my car out to the
street, so your precious
driveway is free, okay?
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Wait. What's up
with your pit crew?
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What you promise
them boys?
Nothing.
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They boys.
They ain't doing all
that work for nothing.
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They're my friends
and they like cars.
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Once again: they boys.
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And I won't tell you
what they do like.
Believe what you want.
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They ain't doing it out the
goodness of their heart, Nessa.
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They boys, I keep tellin' ya.
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They boys. They ain't got
no goodness in their heart.
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(door slams)
Nessa! (frustrated shriek)
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Don't come up
in here pregnant.
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Lord, don't come up
in here pregnant.
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I show you better
than I can tell you.
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You, you're not. Huh.
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Huh. Sit that baby in a basket
in front of somebody
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and go ding-dong-- "Baby!"
Watch.
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I can't wait
till Comic-Con.
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It's going to be
so cool.
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I'm going to get
Wolverine's autograph
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I'm going to get
Lara Croft's.
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Like she's even
going to be there?
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Hello?
"Scheduled to appear."
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That's what it said
last year,
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and you wound up
with Dora The Explorer.
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Whatever. I just know
that we're going to Comic-Con
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and nothing could be
sweeter than that.
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(girls laughing)
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Hey now you're gorgeous andyou're beautiful ♪
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♪ You're really really hot ♪
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♪ You're hot hot shakingwhat you got ♪
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♪ Baby doll ♪
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♪ Baby doll's a cooking ♪
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♪ Always got theboys looking ♪
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♪ Hot hot sweetsweet hot hot sweet ♪
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♪ Hey now you're gorgeous andyou're beautiful ♪
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♪ You're really really hot ♪
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♪ You're hot hot shakingwhat you got ♪
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♪ Oh baby doll ♪
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♪ Your baby always here ♪
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♪ Really looking fine ♪
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♪ Baby doll ♪
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♪ Your baby doll is here ♪
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♪ Someday you'llbe all mine ♪
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♪ Yeah hot hot sweetsweet baby doll is fine ♪
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♪ Hot hot sweetsweet baby doll is fine ♪
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♪ Hot hot sweetsweet baby doll is fine ♪
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♪ Hot hot sweetsweet baby ♪
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MAN (on radio): The heat,woof-woof! See The Black EyedPeas live
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at the Griffith Hillsamphitheater this Friday.
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Just be my 100th calleron this stationthat gives it up,
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the heat!
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Oh, we are so lame.
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Yeah, we're
lame squared.
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I'm talking about
four equal sides
joined at right angles.
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Actually, squared to the first
to raise the second power,
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not the quadrilateral.
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Guys, guys, guys,
we're getting off
on a tangent.
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And by tangent,
I don't mean
the single point
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where a line
intersects a circle.
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Hey, hey, the point
I was trying to make
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is, we should be going
to The Black Eyed Peas,
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and we should be
going with girls.
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Ah, I bet if we can get tickets,
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we could get Erica from gym
class to go with us.
251
00:10:12,136 --> 00:10:13,936
She is so hot.
252
00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:16,230
What about her friends?
They're cute.
253
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,024
And they can climb the rope.
254
00:10:18,101 --> 00:10:20,068
I wonder if there'll be a rope
at the concert.
255
00:10:20,144 --> 00:10:21,736
Where can we
even buy the tickets?
256
00:10:21,813 --> 00:10:23,613
JORDAN:
On the Internet,
dummy.
257
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,740
Should we go for it?
258
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,033
Who's going to drive us?
259
00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:29,160
I could get my Aunt Wanda
to drive us.
260
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:33,081
Jordan, your Aunt's cool,
but she's not that cool.
261
00:10:33,157 --> 00:10:36,426
That's why she won't even
know she's taking us.
262
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,589
So I'll pick you up
in an hour?
263
00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:44,008
-GIRL (on phone):Sounds cool!
-All right, then.
264
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,468
You going somewhere, Nessa?
265
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,220
Uh, just to the beach
with some friends.
266
00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:48,930
That Curtis boy going?
267
00:10:49,006 --> 00:10:50,640
A bunch of us are going
in two cars.
268
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,225
That's not what
I asked you, Nessa.
269
00:10:52,301 --> 00:10:53,768
Is that Curtis boy going?
270
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,803
Yes.
(disgusted chuckle)
271
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,272
What? I told you
he's just a friend.
Well, he won't mind you
272
00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,816
calling it off, then, huh?
273
00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,016
Aunt Wanda,
274
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,452
he's not letting me
go to the beach now.
275
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,947
I'll talk to him.
276
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,865
You look cute.
277
00:11:07,942 --> 00:11:10,827
Baby, you better talk to her.
Especially when she
comes home pregnant.
278
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,788
I'm not taking care
of no more babies.
You'd best believe that.
279
00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:16,457
Come on, we done been
through this before.
280
00:11:16,534 --> 00:11:19,168
Hasn't she proven herself
to be responsible?
281
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,804
When are you going
to start trusting her?
282
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,380
I trust her, Wanda.
283
00:11:22,457 --> 00:11:25,007
It's those damn boys
I don't trust.
284
00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:26,518
Okay.
285
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,595
You know what, America?
286
00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:32,432
Maybe I will trust her,
but not blindly.
287
00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:34,350
I'm going to do like the CIA--
288
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:37,153
trust... but verify.
289
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,198
Now, Baby Girl,
don't forget,
290
00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:44,569
I want to know everything
this Curtis boys says
and does, you got me?
291
00:11:44,645 --> 00:11:47,330
I thought you wanted me
to spy on Vanessa.
Shh.
292
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,283
I want you to spy
on both of them, okay?
293
00:11:50,359 --> 00:11:52,836
But we're going to
keep it on the D.L.
Huh?
294
00:11:53,988 --> 00:11:55,830
The down low.
Got it.
295
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,165
Okay.
296
00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:59,041
(clearing throat)
297
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,461
Ah, Nessa,
don't you look great.
298
00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:03,045
On your way
to the beach, huh?
299
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,472
Don't forget
your SPF.
300
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,092
And your baby sister.
What?
301
00:12:08,169 --> 00:12:10,011
Yeah, she could
use a tan.
No way.
302
00:12:10,087 --> 00:12:12,513
I can't believe you're
turning this into
a baby-sitting job.
303
00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:13,940
You want to go to the
beach, or don't you?
304
00:12:15,885 --> 00:12:18,361
Hurry up and get your stuff.
I'll be outside.
305
00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:20,354
Hold on, hold on.
306
00:12:20,431 --> 00:12:21,614
Take this with you.
307
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:29,155
Don't forget...
you're my eyes.
308
00:12:29,232 --> 00:12:31,499
(door closes)
309
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,993
Hold on, hold on,
hold on.
310
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,879
Here.
311
00:12:37,749 --> 00:12:38,798
50 bucks?
312
00:12:46,624 --> 00:12:47,724
(door closes)
313
00:12:50,127 --> 00:12:52,645
So you are coming with us
to The Black Eyed Peas'
show tonight, right?
314
00:12:52,722 --> 00:12:55,765
There's no way that Big Foot's
going to let me out for that.
315
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,401
And I have to study
for my SAT's tonight.
316
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,030
Oh, no.
317
00:13:02,106 --> 00:13:03,490
I got a ticket.
318
00:13:04,642 --> 00:13:07,819
And where am I supposed
to get $20 from?
319
00:13:07,895 --> 00:13:09,412
Right here.
320
00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:15,251
No problem.
Thanks.
321
00:13:18,739 --> 00:13:20,331
Were they alone at any time?
Were they holding hands?
322
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:23,251
Talk to me girl.
Spit it out.
323
00:13:23,327 --> 00:13:25,336
Were they kissing?
Holding hands?
No. No.
324
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,653
Making googly eyes
at each other?
325
00:13:26,731 --> 00:13:28,723
They were wearing
sunglasses.
326
00:13:31,803 --> 00:13:34,646
Wow. That boy's good.
327
00:13:35,673 --> 00:13:39,100
Ah, America, that boy
think he's smooth.
328
00:13:39,176 --> 00:13:40,985
"Oh, I'll fix
your car, Vanessa."
329
00:13:41,062 --> 00:13:43,354
Yeah, but he's gonna
trip up.
330
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:46,950
And when he does,
America, I'll fix him.
331
00:13:47,977 --> 00:13:49,777
Okay, boys, now don't
tell your parents
332
00:13:49,854 --> 00:13:52,029
we went to Royal Burgers
two days in a row.
333
00:13:52,106 --> 00:13:53,656
They may not
think that's cool.
334
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,125
I am so lucky to have
you for an aunt, Aunt Wanda.
335
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,370
Come on, guys.
I've got the batteries for
the lightsabers in my room.
336
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,581
All right, fellas.
337
00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:05,084
See, honey?
When you trust your kids,
you get friends.
338
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:08,462
No, baby, when
you trust your kids,
339
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,473
you get grandkids.
340
00:14:12,376 --> 00:14:14,969
Uh, hello, Erika?
341
00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:16,345
This is Jordan.
342
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,722
Jordan Tompkins.
343
00:14:17,798 --> 00:14:20,141
I'm in your
social studies class.
344
00:14:20,217 --> 00:14:21,417
Yeah, that's me,
345
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,811
but I don't really
like that name.
346
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:27,991
So, um... how'd you like
to go see The Black Eyed Peas?
347
00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:36,749
(doorbell rings)
348
00:14:40,404 --> 00:14:41,954
Sweet costume.
349
00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:44,582
(echoing breaths)
350
00:14:44,659 --> 00:14:46,584
It's even got
the respiratory compressor.
351
00:14:46,661 --> 00:14:49,295
JORDAN:
No, actually, I just
can't breathe in here.
352
00:14:49,372 --> 00:14:51,097
Okay, all righty.
353
00:14:51,174 --> 00:14:52,465
(sighs)
Ha...
354
00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:54,675
Whoa.
(lightsaber hums)
355
00:14:54,752 --> 00:14:56,469
Out.
356
00:14:56,545 --> 00:14:58,688
Go on. You look good.
357
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,650
That little... toy.
358
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:09,106
(Star Wars-esque music playing
on car radio)
359
00:15:09,183 --> 00:15:11,651
WANDA: Uh, tell me again
why we have to
stop at Arnold's house?
360
00:15:11,727 --> 00:15:15,321
JORDAN: He forgot his
Chewbacca bowcaster.
We'll be right back.
361
00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:18,574
Uh, does it take
all three of you guys
to get Arnold's bowcaster?
362
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:22,620
Um, yes, because
our star system,
363
00:15:22,697 --> 00:15:24,997
it's customary to do
everything in threes.
364
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:26,207
We don't make the rules.
365
00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:27,333
Yeah, okay, well, hurry up.
366
00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:28,676
Come on, make it quick.
367
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,930
(sighs)
368
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:34,006
Ha.
369
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:38,010
(humming tune)
370
00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:39,479
Ooh, my God,
that was quick.
371
00:15:39,555 --> 00:15:41,481
Arnold did you get
your bowcaster?
372
00:15:41,557 --> 00:15:43,516
What's the matter?
373
00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:45,184
You're awfully quiet.
374
00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:46,644
Did the Force get
your tongue?
375
00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:49,355
(chuckles)
That's a joke.
376
00:15:49,432 --> 00:15:51,366
Okay, great.
Come on, let's go.
377
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,827
Come on, Jordan, you've been
in this car several times.
378
00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:55,954
Put that up.
379
00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:01,283
Tell me again why I should care
about the area of a triangle?
380
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,120
Sounds like we should
take a five.
381
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,831
DJ (on radio):And if you're on your wayto the Free-For-All tonight,
382
00:16:06,907 --> 00:16:10,042
here's a taste of whatwe'll be serving up.
383
00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:13,754
Oh, that's my song!
384
00:16:13,831 --> 00:16:14,764
♪ Yeah ♪
385
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,408
WOMAN (on TV):The Prairie volesare found
386
00:16:17,485 --> 00:16:18,467
in the Southwestof the United States...
387
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,219
(phone ringing)
388
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,230
Hello.
That's gangsta.
389
00:16:22,306 --> 00:16:23,472
(song continues, over phone)
390
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,850
VANESSA: Hello?
391
00:16:25,926 --> 00:16:28,394
Hello?
392
00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:31,105
♪ Hot hot sweetsweet hot hot sweet ♪
393
00:16:31,182 --> 00:16:32,356
♪ Hey now you're gorgeous ♪
394
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:35,192
Studying my...
395
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,194
(song continues
over phone)
You hear that, America?
396
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,447
Does that sound like
studying to you?
397
00:16:39,523 --> 00:16:41,958
Doggone girl show up
at some doggone party.
398
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,744
"Uncle Bernie, I need to go
to Donna's to crack the books."
399
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:47,538
I'll crack a book
upside her head.
400
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,415
Y'all just... Wait...
(call ends)
401
00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:50,883
(unhappy laugh)
402
00:16:52,369 --> 00:16:54,253
(sighs)
403
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,847
America, y'all pray for me.
404
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,899
Baby Girl...
405
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,344
The whole time
y'all's at the beach,
they talk about any party?
406
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,063
-Nope.
-You sure?
407
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:06,858
Yes. They were
too busy talking
about the concert.
408
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,894
What concert?
Talk to me.
409
00:17:09,970 --> 00:17:12,772
Well, Curtis said
they should all go to
The Black Eyed Peas' concert.
410
00:17:12,848 --> 00:17:14,940
That's when Vanessa
got her ticket.
411
00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:17,026
It was really expensive.
412
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,278
She told me
not to tell you.
413
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:20,780
A ticket?
414
00:17:20,856 --> 00:17:22,239
Where'd she get
the money from?
415
00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:23,875
Curtis paid.
416
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,790
See, America,
that's what happens
417
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:33,167
when your pants sag
below your butt.
418
00:17:33,244 --> 00:17:35,252
Sooner or later
you trip up.
419
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,263
Take my niece
to a concert, will ya?
420
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:39,381
Okay, I'm going
to go down there,
421
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,559
and when I see him...
422
00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:46,555
You know what I got to do.
423
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,108
(Star Trek music playing)
424
00:17:51,011 --> 00:17:52,686
(scanner bleeps)
425
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:55,314
Hey.
426
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:57,316
(scanner bleeps)
427
00:17:57,393 --> 00:18:01,779
(indistinct chatter)
428
00:18:01,856 --> 00:18:04,990
Aren't you glad
you didn't come
as Iron Man, Arnold?
429
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,700
Where do you think
you're going?
430
00:18:06,777 --> 00:18:09,954
(gasps)
You're not Arnold.
431
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:11,664
Who are you?
432
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:13,674
We're not the droids
you're looking for.
433
00:18:16,036 --> 00:18:17,294
Now, listen--
434
00:18:17,371 --> 00:18:18,712
what did you do
with my nephew?
435
00:18:18,789 --> 00:18:20,840
And I don't want
any science fiction.
436
00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:22,183
(dejected growl)
437
00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:24,510
Speak.
438
00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:26,554
(distant bass beating)
439
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:29,598
Oh, Erika, hey. Hey.
440
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,559
Well, here we are.
441
00:18:31,635 --> 00:18:33,185
Hold up.
Show us the tickets.
442
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:34,645
What, you don't
trust us?
443
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,605
Told you. I'm out.
444
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,149
I knew he was
a buster.
445
00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:39,242
No, no, no,
wait, wait,
446
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,701
here they are,
here they are.
447
00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:46,624
I think this
is going really well.
448
00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,033
Yeah, it'd go
even better
449
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:50,002
if you'd lose
the utility belt.
450
00:18:56,118 --> 00:18:58,502
Where Nessa at, man?
She said she had
to study, sir.
451
00:18:58,579 --> 00:19:01,964
Look here, boy, come clean.
I'm not playing with you.
Where my baby at?
452
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,508
I'm telling you
she had to study.
Hey, Jordan.
453
00:19:04,585 --> 00:19:05,968
Boy, if I have...
(phone ringing)
454
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,929
Hold on a minute.
You hold on, hold on.
455
00:19:09,006 --> 00:19:10,514
Hello.
456
00:19:10,591 --> 00:19:11,732
WANDA (on phone):Bernie, honey, listen.Jordan is gone.
457
00:19:11,809 --> 00:19:13,893
He snuck offto some concert.
458
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:14,986
What?
459
00:19:18,474 --> 00:19:20,116
(chuckles)
460
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,828
This way.
461
00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:26,873
Hey, Uncle Bernie.
462
00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:30,367
I would tell you how much
trouble you're in,
463
00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:31,994
but that'd only
make me madder.
You little geeks.
464
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,537
Uncle Bernie...
Shut up!
Don't you talk!
465
00:19:33,614 --> 00:19:34,872
Uncle Bernie, watch out!
466
00:19:34,949 --> 00:19:37,291
Hey, man, what
are you doing?
467
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,876
Yeah, watch
where you're going!
468
00:19:38,953 --> 00:19:41,012
Pull your pants up
and maybe you could walk.
469
00:19:42,456 --> 00:19:46,217
-What'd you say, old man?
-Old man? I got your old man.
470
00:19:46,293 --> 00:19:48,093
Old man?
471
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:49,303
Whoa, man!
Whoa, whoa!
472
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,596
Hey, man.
Whoa, man.
473
00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:52,306
Come on, man.
474
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,558
Come on, man.
475
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:56,611
Hey, I'm a Christian.
Come on now.
476
00:19:58,013 --> 00:20:01,324
Come on. Whoa!
(violent smashing)
477
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,994
BERNIE: Whoa, man,
come on now! Come on now!
(car alarm blaring)
478
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:10,625
(car alarm sound
and smashing continue)
479
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,705
You missed a spot.
480
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,832
I scrubbed it,
but it didn't get clean.
481
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,593
Well, use the Force.
482
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:23,087
And when you're done,
use a mop.
483
00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:25,297
Hey, baby, you know
you're right.
484
00:20:25,374 --> 00:20:28,926
When you trust your kids,
you end up with
a nice clean floor.
485
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:32,471
In fact, we need
to trust our kids
a couple times a month.
486
00:20:32,548 --> 00:20:33,639
(horn honking)
487
00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:34,848
Your ride is here.
488
00:20:34,925 --> 00:20:37,443
Coming.
(playful smack)
489
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,560
(William de Vaughn:
"Just Be Thankful For
What You Got" playing)
490
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:43,607
♪ Just be thankful ♪
491
00:20:43,684 --> 00:20:49,446
♪ For what you got... ♪
492
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,781
Where are we going?
493
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,491
To the rent-a-car place.
494
00:20:52,568 --> 00:20:54,201
I got a Seville
waiting on me.
495
00:20:54,278 --> 00:20:58,080
♪ Diamond in the back,sunroof top ♪
496
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,415
What?
497
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:00,791
Gas money?
498
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,835
My baby gets
plenty thirsty,
499
00:21:02,911 --> 00:21:04,378
so 20 bucks
should do.
500
00:21:04,455 --> 00:21:06,297
♪ TV antennas in the back ♪
501
00:21:06,373 --> 00:21:07,965
(scoffs)
502
00:21:08,042 --> 00:21:11,477
Okay, okay, America,
so I was wrong about Nessa.
503
00:21:11,554 --> 00:21:13,178
But I was right about boys.
504
00:21:13,255 --> 00:21:16,348
Can't be trusted.
Not even the nerds.
505
00:21:16,425 --> 00:21:20,026
(grunts smugly)
506
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:24,556
(thud)
507
00:21:24,634 --> 00:21:25,682
MAN 1:
Hey, man, what's
wrong with you?
508
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,867
MAN 2: Yeah, watch
where you're going!
509
00:21:26,944 --> 00:21:29,069
Watch where
you're walking!
510
00:21:29,146 --> 00:21:30,738
Poop-butt, huh!
511
00:21:30,814 --> 00:21:32,039
(laughter)
(bleep)
512
00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:34,250
Here.
A 50?
513
00:21:39,573 --> 00:21:42,791
(evil cackling)
514
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,668
(crazed laughter)
515
00:21:44,745 --> 00:21:47,129
(laughing harder)
516
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,298
Come and get me, copper.
517
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,549
(goofy laugh)
518
00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:52,018
(hearty chuckle)
519
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,024
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