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Oh, man, why you just now
calling now?
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Damn, that's some bull, man.
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I'm sorry, man.
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I don't mean to be
hollering at you, man,
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but you wait so doggone
last minute, man.
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Don't make no doggone sense.
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Oh, Lord,
Flava Flav looking dead at me
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with his no-golf-playing ass.
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Hang up, Chuy.
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No, hang up.
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Man, I'm telling you.
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Oh, my God.
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Man, don't look over there, man.
Flava Flav over there.
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Why not?
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Chuy just called,
say he can't make it.
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You know, if he find out,
he gonna want to be our fourth.
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Is he coming?
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Yeah, here he come.
Here he come.
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How close is he?
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Oh, he real
close, dawg.
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He real close.
Look here, look here.
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When he get here, man,
don't nobody like rap.
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We can't stand it, man.
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We like country.
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Hey, don't get me wrong,
America.
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Bernie Mac ain't no snob.
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You can't be friends
with everybody.
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You got to have
the right chemistry.
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You know how it is.
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That's why y'all be checking
your caller I.D. on your phone.
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Who that? Who that?
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Oh. Oh, yeah,
I missed three calls.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm just... I'm just real.
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Hey, Smitty,
I just need some balls, baby.
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I'm going to hit a few.
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There you go,
Lynette.
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Thank you, Poo.
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Yo, man, this lady looks
like she could play.
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Excuse me, sister.
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You think you might be
interested in a fourth?
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Am I interested?
Yeah?
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Wait a minute. Bernie
Mac needs a fourth, and
he asked me?
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Hell, yeah, I'm interested.
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Let's do it.
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Yo, Bernie Mac, what's up, man?
You need a fourth, G?
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No, no.
I'm playing my girl, uh...
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Lynette.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Lynette? What's up, Lynette?
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Flava's my name.
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Oh. I almost didn't recognize
you without your clock.
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(laughing):
She's funny, Bernie, man.
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Just like you, G.
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Yeah, yeah, man.
We got to go, Flav.
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Come on, baby.
See you, Flav.
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All right, man.
Yeah, later, Flav.
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But we could be five.
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Yo, Bernie, we could be five, G.
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Aw, man.
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(groans)
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Damn, y'all...
y'all smell that?
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What?
What?
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Oh, I'm sorry, baby,
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(sniffs):
...but that was your putt.
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(both chuckling)
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Okay, we don't,
you know,
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we don't really talk
trash while we play.
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Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
You sensitive?
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Okay, well,
when you start playing,
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I'll stop talking trash.
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Hey, my brother,
seems like she got you.
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(laughing)
I ain't saying nothing.
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(all chuckling)
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Here's the thing.
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This is what
y'all don't understand.
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You know, I could
do the same thing
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if I had a fancy
putter like that.
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Panther 5690.
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Wow, that's kind of nice.
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Let me check that out.
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Move.
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You don't mind, do you?
Let me see what you got.
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Okay.
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Shoot, this thing
got a nice balance, man.
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Uh-huh.
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Let's see about this here.
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See what's going on.
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(all exclaim)
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Come on, man.
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(all chuckling)
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Shoot, I'll get me
one of these, baby.
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No, no, no.
I can get you one for free.
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Is that right?
My company makes these.
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You think you can
get another one?
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I probably could, W.B.,
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but which King of Comedy
were you again?
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(laughing)
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Hey.
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I'm getting ready
to do laundry,
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so get your dirty clothes
together, okay?
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Okay, Aunt Wanda.
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What is that
you're hiding?
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Nothing.
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This is the blankie
Uncle Bernie took from you.
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Where'd you get it?
Nowhere.
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Why don't I just
tell Uncle Bernie,
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and he can bring
it back to nowhere.
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So what?
I can get it again.
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I know where he
puts all our stuff.
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Even my cherry bombs?
You've got to take me there.
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All right, well, girl,
just give me a call.
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I will show you all
the ladies' golf wear.
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Okay.
It's fabulous.
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What's up, Nette?
What you doing here?
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Hey, Bernie.
I brought your
golf club.
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Wow! Thank you, sweetheart.
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Lynette was telling me
how you guys met
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on the golf course this weekend.
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Yeah, she beat W.B. and Kelly.
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And...
That last shot's debatable.
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They still talking about it.
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The fellas in the back
right now.
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Matter of fact,
come on say hi to them.
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Hold that.
Okay.
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Nice meeting you, Wanda.
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The same.
All right, sister.
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You want to play some?
Oh, please.
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America, did you see how she
hit it off with my baby, Wanda?
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That's what I'm talking about.
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See, she's the kind of person
you want to be your buddy.
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She's funny
and she fit right in.
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And you know something, America?
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It's hard to make friends
when you're grown.
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I'm gonna tell you, it's hard.
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When's the last time
you made new friends?
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I think the last time
I made friends was, uh, 1978.
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His name was Chauncey.
Yeah. Yeah.
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(chuckles)
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This is sweet.
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She good people.
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Oh! What is that?
(all groaning)
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What is that?
Again!
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Hey, I told you
she was lucky.
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Oh, now, come on.
Come on, Kelly.
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Don't put it on luck.
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Just like
I whupped you in golf,
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I will whup you in tennis,
I will whup you in air hockey,
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I will whup you
in tiddlywinks.
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Tiddlywinks.
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(all laughing)
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I heard that.
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So, Nette, what you're saying,
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dominoes,
you'd put a hurting on him, huh?
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Dominoes?
Bernie, I invented dominoes.
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Player, look.
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If y'all want
to play dominoes,
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put your money
on the table.
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Put your money on the table.
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Dominoes?
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Now, they know...
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Y'all that's my territory.
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We talking about dominoes?
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You better ask somebody...
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Hey, hey, W.B.,
don't let me take your money
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and put it in a trophy case
next to your pride.
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KELLY:
Oh! Oh!
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Trash-talking
machine right here.
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That's 'cause I'm confident,
player.
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But a little luck
ain't never hurt nobody.
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(all laughing)
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W.B.:
Rubbing the head.
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KELLY:
Watch it.
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Getting me a little excited,
rubbing my head like that.
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LYNETTE:
Oh, boy, stop playing.
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(all talking, laughing)
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This is great.
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My whistle.
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My Chinese yo-yo.
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My Click-Clacks.
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(loud clacking)
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I don't know why Uncle Bernie
took these from me.
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Shh! We'll get caught.
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This is our little secret, huh?
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(talking, laughing
in other room)
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Hey, honey.
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Look what Lynette sent.
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Ooh.
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Oh, hi, Lynette.
Hey, Wanda.
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I-I didn't know
you were here.
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Wanda got stuff, too?
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Look, can a brother at
least just get a hat?
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Of course you get a hat, W.B.
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Look, go down
to Club and Drivers,
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the Racket Shack,
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or Haven Sporting Goods.
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Fabulous selection.
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W.B.'s always trying
to get the hookup.
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Remember, honey,
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when Jordan was selling that
candy for two dollars a bar,
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and he ate $20 worth
and trying not to pay?
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I don't remember that.
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Well, yeah.
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I don't see what that
got to do with anything.
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What that got
to do with anything
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is your ass is cheap.
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If I check your wallet
right now,
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I'm going to get some lint
and tumbleweed.
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(all laughing)
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"Lint and tumbleweed."
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"Lint and tumbleweed."
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She a trip, man.
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That's what
I was trying to say.
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That Lynette is a sweetheart.
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Did you see her bail my baby out
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when her story
got a little fuzzy?
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Poor baby.
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Now that right there, America,
is a buddy.
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Huh. Lynette good people.
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Good morning,
little people.
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Hey, honey, do you
have any plans tonight?
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Mmm. Uh-uh. Nothing. Why?
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Good. I thought that we
could go-- oh, thanks,
honey--
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that we could go dancing.
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What?!
Dancing?
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You know
dancing's changed.
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We ain't been dancing
since, uh, I don't know.
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That's what I mean.
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Come on,
let's do our thing.
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Honey, we do our
thing every day.
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It'll be fun.
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Come on, I haven't
had fun in a while.
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I know you have your friends
to have fun with and all,
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but I would like
to have fun with my man.
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All right, baby,
I'll dance.
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Give me some.
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Have a good day.
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All right.
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What are you two doing?
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We just found
our stuff.
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Uncle Bernie hid it,
but we got it back.
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Pineapple-mango lip gloss
with jojoba for softness.
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My lip gloss?
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I had this in my book bag.
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When did he find it?
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I don't know,
but there it is.
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What else is in here?
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(loud music playing)
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
250
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
252
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Excuse me.
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00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:04,108
No, excuse me.
254
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I mean, damn,
I'm standing here.
255
00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:07,220
I said excuse me, lady.
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00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,913
"Excuse me" ain't gonna make
my feet feel any better
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just 'cause
you Bernie Mac.
258
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,624
What?
Hey, sign this
for my mama.
259
00:09:11,701 --> 00:09:12,625
I'll say holler.
260
00:09:12,702 --> 00:09:13,960
Holler!
261
00:09:14,037 --> 00:09:15,128
Hey, thank you, honey.
262
00:09:15,204 --> 00:09:16,471
You're welcome, baby.
263
00:09:16,548 --> 00:09:17,630
You having fun?
264
00:09:17,707 --> 00:09:18,798
Yeah. You having fun?
265
00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,342
Baby, I...
266
00:09:21,419 --> 00:09:23,052
I'm ready to go.
267
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,496
Honey, we haven't
danced yet.
268
00:09:24,572 --> 00:09:26,690
Dance where, Wanda?
We can't see the dance floor.
269
00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,267
And, I swear, if somebody step
on my foot one more time,
270
00:09:29,344 --> 00:09:31,227
I'm telling you
we're gonna be on the news.
271
00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,446
There's gonna be
a discrepancy up in here.
272
00:09:33,523 --> 00:09:35,481
Okay, well, let's go
listen to some jazz.
273
00:09:35,558 --> 00:09:37,701
Wanda, baby,
we got jazz at the house.
274
00:09:39,395 --> 00:09:41,237
I'm tired.
275
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:45,658
Okay, um, let me
just finish my drink.
276
00:09:45,735 --> 00:09:49,212
All right,
finish our drink.
277
00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,511
I said I wasn't upset.
278
00:10:05,588 --> 00:10:07,430
You slammed that door
pretty hard, baby.
279
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:10,350
You know, I'm going
to check on the kids.
280
00:10:10,426 --> 00:10:11,693
I'm going to check with you.
281
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,815
Jordan, what are you
doing out of bed?
282
00:10:17,892 --> 00:10:20,026
Man, what you doing
to your sister, man?
283
00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:22,195
I was checking on her.
284
00:10:22,271 --> 00:10:23,662
You going to need
somebody to check on you
285
00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:25,165
if you don't get your
little self back in bed.
286
00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:26,783
Is it wrong to care?
287
00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,209
(yelps)
288
00:10:29,404 --> 00:10:31,871
BERNIE:
Hey, baby, we got a message.
289
00:10:31,948 --> 00:10:33,548
LYNETTE (on machine):Bernie Mac.
290
00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,074
I scored five tickets
291
00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:36,876
to the Friday'sBulls-Lakers game, player.
292
00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:38,628
Floor seats.
293
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:41,547
Now get ready to run 'causeI plan on trippin' somebody up.
294
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,050
Let me know in the morning.Holler.
295
00:10:44,127 --> 00:10:45,718
(chuckling)
296
00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:51,557
Um, you ain't planning on going
dancing tomorrow, now, are you?
297
00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:52,567
No. Go to the game.
298
00:10:52,644 --> 00:10:53,643
Thanks, baby.
299
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,727
Floor seats.
300
00:10:54,804 --> 00:10:57,155
You know,
that's special.
301
00:10:59,308 --> 00:11:01,776
You still have fun
with me, don't you?
302
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,820
Huh?
303
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:04,804
I mean, yeah.
304
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,781
I mean... come on.
305
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:10,034
I just didn't feel like
dancing tonight, that's all.
306
00:11:10,111 --> 00:11:11,494
Just answer me.
307
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,079
Am I still fun?
308
00:11:13,156 --> 00:11:15,665
Come on now, Wanda,
309
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:16,916
what's this
all about?
310
00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:17,917
I know this ain't about
Lynette and I, is it?
311
00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,669
No. Lynette's
cool people.
312
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,045
I like her a lot.
313
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,547
I was going to say,
314
00:11:22,623 --> 00:11:24,090
'cause you know she like
a play cousin to me,
315
00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:26,434
now, you know
that, right?
You know that.
316
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,270
Yeah, I know that.
317
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,104
Did you see that, America?
318
00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:40,440
My baby gave me her back.
319
00:11:40,516 --> 00:11:43,317
America,
I think I got a problem.
320
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,862
What you think,
Dr. Phil?
321
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,947
Well, I'll tell
you what, Slick.
322
00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:49,991
What am I going
to do with you?
323
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,910
You're a man in
a relationship with a woman.
324
00:11:52,987 --> 00:11:54,912
That means,
if she's got a problem,
325
00:11:54,989 --> 00:11:56,456
you got a big problem.
326
00:11:56,532 --> 00:11:58,049
I know that's right,
I know that,
327
00:11:58,126 --> 00:11:59,559
but we could
work it out.
328
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:00,960
I think I'll deal
with it after the game,
329
00:12:01,037 --> 00:12:02,136
don't you think?
330
00:12:02,213 --> 00:12:03,546
Look, Lassie
could figure this out.
331
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,757
You need to talk to her
before the game,
332
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:06,599
don't you think?
333
00:12:06,676 --> 00:12:08,760
Yeah.
334
00:12:08,836 --> 00:12:10,812
Yeah.
335
00:12:13,007 --> 00:12:14,265
How much I owe you?
336
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,317
How much you got?
337
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,484
Hey, Wanda?
Yeah?
338
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,986
Let's talk.
Okay, let's talk.
339
00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:29,781
What's going on with you, baby?
340
00:12:29,857 --> 00:12:31,991
Ah! That's not how
you start a talk.
341
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,075
You trying
to change the subject?
342
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,244
What's the subject?
343
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,380
Do you want to talk
to me or not?
344
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,540
I want to talk
about whatever you
want to talk about.
345
00:12:39,617 --> 00:12:43,002
Women! That's why men
don't like to talk to y'all.
346
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,879
All that back and forth.
347
00:12:44,956 --> 00:12:46,139
Took me forever.
348
00:12:46,216 --> 00:12:48,516
Make me itch.
349
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,263
It just seems like
350
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,892
she makes you guys
laugh so hard.
351
00:12:57,969 --> 00:12:59,352
She's funny.
352
00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:02,438
I'm funny, too.
What?
353
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,866
What I'm trying
to say is...
354
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,487
I've always associated you
hanging out with your friends
355
00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:10,780
as... guy time.
356
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,006
Okay.
357
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,575
So, when you made Lynette
a part of that,
358
00:13:14,652 --> 00:13:17,203
that just...
didn't sit too well with me,
359
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,881
and it made me feel
a little left out.
360
00:13:22,451 --> 00:13:25,545
Baby, let me tell
you something.
361
00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:29,423
You're my queen bee,
and they're my friends.
362
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:33,061
When I'm done with them,
I come home to you
363
00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:35,388
because
you're part of me.
364
00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:37,732
And that's straight
from my heart.
365
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:43,855
You're so mushy.
366
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:45,573
Come here.
367
00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:50,069
You see that, America?
368
00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:51,612
That's black love.
369
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,456
We just had to talk.
370
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,824
Communicate.
371
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,118
Now my baby's cool,
cool as a fan.
372
00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:01,581
And I can keep my friend--
problem solved, easy, discussed.
373
00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:03,583
You open up your heart, share.
374
00:14:03,659 --> 00:14:05,084
(chuckling)
375
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:06,544
Black love.
376
00:14:06,621 --> 00:14:07,545
Hey, hey,
you can laugh,
377
00:14:07,622 --> 00:14:09,422
but you still
got a problem.
378
00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:10,590
Man, shut up.
379
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:12,200
You don't know
every doggone thing.
380
00:14:12,276 --> 00:14:14,727
Well, I know no woman likes
another hen in her henhouse.
381
00:14:14,804 --> 00:14:16,679
Well, how the heck
you going to the game?
382
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,431
Oh, I didn't tell my wife
about Lynette.
383
00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:19,932
I know better.
384
00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,434
I told her a friend of yours
invited us-- Pete.
385
00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:22,801
(laughter)
386
00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:25,146
Come on, man, you see,
women are crazy, man.
387
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:27,481
That's why I can't have
a steady relationship.
388
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,692
(falsetto):
Player!
389
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,319
I thought it because
nobody wanted you.
390
00:14:31,395 --> 00:14:32,762
Hold up. No.
391
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,405
I'm sure it's because
nobody want you.
392
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,781
Yeah, whatever.
393
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,658
BERNIE:
But he is right,
though, man.
394
00:14:37,735 --> 00:14:38,951
Women are crazy, man,
but that ain't why
395
00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,411
you can't have
no steady relationship.
396
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,996
What you talking about?
397
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,539
I ain't talking about nothing,
but it's all
398
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,916
on the bathroom wall.
399
00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:46,367
(laughter)
400
00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:51,464
Hey, kids,
you want to put that up
401
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,633
and go wash your hands
and get ready for dinner, okay?
402
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,809
Hey,
where's Vanessa?
403
00:14:54,886 --> 00:14:57,061
She's at the mall with
her stupid friends.
404
00:15:04,178 --> 00:15:05,978
Ew! What is
your problem?
405
00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:07,730
I just wanted to
show Uncle Bernie
406
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,231
how much I love
my big sister.
407
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,950
I love her.
408
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,662
Well, do it again,
and I'm going to
pop you in the mouth.
409
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:19,075
That boy is too doggone
attached to his sister.
410
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:22,045
That's unnatural,
baby-- like a freak.
411
00:15:25,282 --> 00:15:27,342
Getting ready
for the game?
412
00:15:27,418 --> 00:15:29,168
Yeah. We cool, right?
413
00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:30,503
Everything's cool.
414
00:15:30,579 --> 00:15:31,763
All right.
415
00:15:31,839 --> 00:15:32,855
Out in the open,
in the clear.
416
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,298
Go to the game;
have a good time.
417
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,783
Thanks, baby.
418
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,468
Hey, which one you think,
the red or the black one?
419
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,761
The red one.
420
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,972
Me, too.
421
00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:43,224
Mm-hmm. I mean, it is
five seats on the floor
422
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,350
with good old Lynette.
423
00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:46,527
Who could pass that up?
424
00:15:51,359 --> 00:15:52,574
I was on my way out!
425
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,285
Shouldn't have said nothing!
426
00:15:54,362 --> 00:15:55,611
I'm a sorry fool's.
427
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,623
I'm so just disgusted
I don't know what to do.
428
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,497
Bernie, you know
you don't have to stay here.
429
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:07,498
You can go to the game.
430
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,176
Come on.
431
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,508
Hey, we were
just in the basement,
432
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:18,551
and our box is gone.
433
00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:20,094
Where is it?
434
00:16:20,171 --> 00:16:22,096
There is no more box--
435
00:16:22,173 --> 00:16:23,973
at least not until
you get your act together.
436
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,191
What?
437
00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:26,559
Come in. We need to talk.
438
00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:28,277
Look, Jordan,
I don't know what...
439
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,895
Shut up! Just shut up!
440
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,398
You two
are going to shut up,
441
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,616
and you're going to listen.
442
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,568
Put the juice box down!
443
00:16:35,644 --> 00:16:36,569
Juice boxes
444
00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:38,112
are for careful people.
445
00:16:38,189 --> 00:16:40,990
You two are reckless,
and you two are careless,
446
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,492
and, until
you get your act together,
447
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,545
you can forget about the box.
448
00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:47,079
I lost my precious stuff once,
449
00:16:47,156 --> 00:16:49,123
and I'm not going
to lose it again.
450
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,135
Just because you want
to sleep with your blankie,
451
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,836
and you want
to walk around
452
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,756
looking like
Miss Juicy Lucy Lips--
453
00:16:56,832 --> 00:16:58,758
uh-uh, I'm not having it.
454
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,593
Why do you get
to keep your stuff?
455
00:17:00,669 --> 00:17:02,428
Because I am careful.
456
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:03,888
Ow!
457
00:17:03,964 --> 00:17:05,172
Way to be
careful, idiot.
458
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,308
But you can't tell,
because if you do...
459
00:17:07,384 --> 00:17:08,768
If I go down,
we all go down.
460
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:12,396
Hey! Ow! It was an accident!
461
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:13,948
So what?
462
00:17:14,025 --> 00:17:16,025
That's what you get,
Mr. Careful.
463
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,443
Shut up!
464
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,278
Just shut up!
That's it.
465
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,613
You're dead.
(screaming)
466
00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:22,373
Ow! Get off!
467
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:23,908
I wonder if
they feel bad
468
00:17:23,984 --> 00:17:26,494
when they get
substituted like that.
469
00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:28,913
I know I would.
470
00:17:28,989 --> 00:17:30,247
Mmm.
471
00:17:30,324 --> 00:17:32,500
Isn't that
W.B. and Kelly?
472
00:17:32,576 --> 00:17:36,879
I'll be dang--
Chuy, Lynette and Flava.
473
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,131
What the heck
Flava doing there?
474
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,184
That's my ticket!
475
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,346
This is some bull!
476
00:17:45,422 --> 00:17:46,964
Man, I'm telling you,
477
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:48,390
how in the hell did Flav
get to make it to the game
478
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,375
with my friends?!
479
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:54,480
I swear, America, I swear,
he's always horning in!
480
00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:56,565
Justice, America.
481
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,775
Looks like your friends
482
00:17:57,852 --> 00:17:59,819
went out and got themselves
a new friend.
483
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:02,238
How's that
make you feel, there, buddy?
484
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,115
It makes me
feel left out.
485
00:18:04,191 --> 00:18:05,208
Yeah? Like who?
486
00:18:08,496 --> 00:18:10,713
Like Wanda.
487
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:16,010
Damn, Doc, you good.
488
00:18:16,087 --> 00:18:18,221
You're just now
figuring that out?
489
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,175
You a trip.
490
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:24,510
Am I driving you crazy
491
00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:26,011
by asking you all these
questions about the game?
492
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,412
No, baby.
493
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:28,556
You can ask me
any question you want.
494
00:18:28,632 --> 00:18:30,182
I'm cool.
495
00:18:30,259 --> 00:18:33,352
Actually, I'm a
visual kind of person,
496
00:18:33,429 --> 00:18:38,149
so, how about we take it
outside and you show me?
497
00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:40,234
(chortling)
What you call that?
498
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,235
Huh?
499
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,361
I think
500
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,496
you struggling.
501
00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:45,489
You struggle
on that. Ooh!
502
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,532
(chortling)
503
00:18:46,609 --> 00:18:47,533
Get that, get that.
504
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:48,701
Go in there,
go in there.
505
00:18:48,777 --> 00:18:49,919
Come on, baby.
506
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,328
You ready?
You ready?
507
00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:53,146
What?
508
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,507
I ain't going to
be responsible if
you break a nail.
509
00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:55,758
What you got?
510
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:59,095
Senior citizen, senior citizen.
511
00:19:01,591 --> 00:19:03,382
What you doing?
What's that right there?
512
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:04,517
Whoo!
Oh! What you...?
513
00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:07,645
It's the cha-cha defense.
514
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:09,680
Can you handle it?
515
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,265
Oh!
516
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,391
(clattering)
517
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:13,976
Baby, look there.
What?
518
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,394
Look at what
they doing.
519
00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,071
What are they doing?
Come on.
520
00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:20,274
What y'all doing?
521
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,901
ALL:
Nothing.
522
00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:23,786
What in your hand,
Jordan?
523
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,529
You all up in here
doing dirt.
524
00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:26,789
You two, look at me.
525
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:31,660
What happened
to your faces?
526
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,746
(all yelling)
527
00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:35,706
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
528
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,024
What you say?
529
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:39,084
You said, "Jordan hit me
with some Click-Clacks"?
530
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,179
Where you get the Click-Clacks
from, Jordan?
531
00:19:41,255 --> 00:19:45,257
I found them in a box
in the basement.
532
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,593
I told y'all
about fighting each other.
533
00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,428
That's why
I take stuff from y'all.
534
00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:50,512
You see that?
535
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,639
See why I take stuff?
536
00:19:51,715 --> 00:19:55,392
Yes, sir.
537
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,144
Go to your rooms.
538
00:19:57,221 --> 00:19:59,521
Look like they need
to go to a hospital.
539
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,940
Uh, no, half-
time is over,
540
00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:02,691
so you can get
back to your game.
541
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,944
Hey, hey, no, baby.
542
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,528
I'm coming with you.
543
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,332
What's their punishment
going to be?
544
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:13,085
Look like they punish
themselves already.
545
00:20:14,738 --> 00:20:16,997
Baby girl, did they stomp you?
546
00:20:17,074 --> 00:20:19,625
America, that game don't matter.
547
00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:22,294
Now, my baby Wanda--
that's what matter.
548
00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:24,630
I don't need no new friends
anyway.
549
00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:26,465
I got enough.
(phone ringing)
550
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:30,636
Hold on, America. Excuse me,
excuse me. Hold on, hold on.
551
00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:32,304
Yeah, what's up?
552
00:20:32,381 --> 00:20:35,474
Hey, Josie, how you doing, baby?
Yeah.
553
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,184
Oh, you saw Chuy on TV?
554
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,561
(chuckling):
I saw him, too.
555
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,605
What? He said he'd be with me?
556
00:20:41,682 --> 00:20:42,940
Oh, no, no, no.
557
00:20:43,017 --> 00:20:44,942
I'm not that type of a person.
558
00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:47,194
No. He's at the game
with the guys
559
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:50,531
and that new woman friend
they been hanging out with.
560
00:20:50,607 --> 00:20:54,118
I'm here at home with my wife,
and we're tending the kids.
561
00:20:54,194 --> 00:20:56,412
Okay, baby, talk to you later.
562
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:57,621
Keep your head up.
563
00:20:57,698 --> 00:20:59,581
(chuckling softly)
564
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,792
What?
565
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,636
If I can't have no new friends,
566
00:21:03,713 --> 00:21:04,929
Chuy can't have no new friends
either.
567
00:21:05,006 --> 00:21:09,174
Stool pigeon, trick, gum--
call it what you want.
568
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,184
I did it.
569
00:21:12,921 --> 00:21:14,388
(man talking off screen)
570
00:21:14,465 --> 00:21:17,141
All right. Oh, we're
on a two-shot deal?
571
00:21:17,217 --> 00:21:18,767
I thought... Oh. Oh.
572
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,686
Oh, I didn't know that.
573
00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:24,231
Yeah, tell me now!
574
00:21:24,308 --> 00:21:26,233
Keep the
camera rolling.
575
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,276
Keep the camera
rolling.
576
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:29,578
What you plan on doing
after this gig?
577
00:21:35,444 --> 00:21:39,955
Hell, I can get this
kind of treatment at Paramount.
578
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,550
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