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Are you close to moving?
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Sorry, pal, I takes my time.
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Dad, Doug and I are going
to Deacon and Kelly's.
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I left some dinner for
you in the fridge, OK?
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Fine.
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You ready, babe?
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Just one more move,
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if he ever decides to move.
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Keep your shirt on.
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OK, let's go.
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Oh, no, here comes the bear!
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He's after us!
He's gaining on us!
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Quick, where do we hide?
Where do we hide?
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In the house!
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All right.
Quick, get in.
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Oh, no, the bear's in here!
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He's on me!
He's on the big guy!
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Help me!
Help the big guy!
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Again, again!
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Oh, please, God, no.
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Kirby, that's enough
for tonight, my man.
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No, I wanna play.
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All righty, come on. One more, one more.
Let's go.
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Yay!
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You see, that's the problem
when we come here.
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Doug gets overexcited, and
then he'll get cranky and cry
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when I try to put him
to bed, it's a mess.
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Well, then, I better warn you.
Pretty soon there's going to be
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another little playmate
for Doug around here.
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What?
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I thought we weren't
going to tell anyone yet.
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Oh, I just said that so you
wouldn't tell your mother.
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I got one in the oven.
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Ah, that's great!
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Congratulations, sweetheart.
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Thank you.
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Hey, good job, big fella.
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You are the father, right?
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We're pretty sure.
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Doug, did you hear?
Kelly's pregnant.
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Yeah, I already knew.
Deacon told me.
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W-we were chatting.
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He asked about your uterus.
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What was I gonna say?
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So, what about you guys, huh?
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When you gonna
have one of these?
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Ah, you know,
one of these days.
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Ah, no, no, no!
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He's got me!
Oh, gosh!
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God, that kid
is getting so cute.
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He was singing along with every
song on the lion king video.
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Were you watchin'?
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Actually, I was
watching you sing along.
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I was humming, all right,
just to be supportive.
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So, admit it, Doug.
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Admit what?
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You want a kid.
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Carrie, that's not why
I brought it up.
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I'm not saying that's
why you brought it up.
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I'm just saying that watching
you tonight with Kirby,
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it was pretty obvious
that you want a kid.
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Well, I'll admit
I want that kid.
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Come on, Doug, be serious.
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Don't you think we should
talk about, you know,
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if we wanna have a baby?
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I thought I was forbidden
from bringing it up.
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OK, well, I'm bringing it up.
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All right. You wanna do the
pros and cons thing again?
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Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
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OK.
OK.
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Pros and cons of having a baby.
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Pro side.
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OK.
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Well, we'd have a baby.
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That's a pro, right?
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No, actually, last time you
wouldn't let me list it as a pro.
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Pretty much left us
with nothin'.
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OK, so now it's a pro.
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Progress, right?
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Absolutely. All right, let's
get the cons out there.
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OK.
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Well, being pregnant
is no picnic.
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Lot of throwin' up,
not sleeping.
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Not being able
to smoke or drink.
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You can handle it.
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And then there's
the birth itself.
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Squeezing out something
the size of a football.
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I don't know who
thought that one up.
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I'll be right there
with you the whole time
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saying "push" or "pull."
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Also I read that your hipbones
spread, like, 3 inches
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and never come back.
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Been there, done that.
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And, you know, I'd... I'd have to
take a leave of absence from work,
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so I'd never have any
shot at making paralegal.
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Well, that's true,
but you know what...
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and then with a kid,
you got those
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middle-of-the-night breast feedings,
poopy diapers, ear infections,
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OK.
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Making him do his homework,
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trying to get him off drugs...
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would you stop?
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OK, how about this?
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We leave it in the
hands of the gods.
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If I make the light,
we're having a baby.
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OK. That certainly beats
rational discussion.
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OK, here we go.
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Still green.
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All right, you're slowing down.
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I'm going the speed limit.
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You never go the speed limit!
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Would you stop?
I'm doing this.
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Well, that's that.
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Sorry.
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Look, it's still green.
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Would you relax?
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I'm not ready to have
a baby, all right?
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I...I know, Mr. Felson.
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But the problem was that
our computers went down
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before I could e-mail
the memo to you.
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Well, if it makes you
feel any better,
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bill gates is gonna get
a piece of my mind.
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You're right.
That... that's not funny.
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OK. The memo's
on its way. Bye.
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Oh, hey, Carrie.
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Heard Felson never
got his memo.
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Just sent it, John.
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What a little freak.
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Really.
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I just need him to lose
a little more hair,
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and then we can kick in
with the bald jokes.
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I'll tell you, there's gonna
be no living with him
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now that he got
bumped to paralegal.
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What?
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They promoted him yesterday.
You didn't hear?
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No.
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Him?
Are you kidding me?
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Can you believe it? I mean, you'd
be so much better than him.
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The partners are just stupid.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, Carr'.
I thought you knew.
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Carrie? Yeah, they're
screaming for more bagels
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in the conference room.
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Should I tell them you're
having coffee or...
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No. I will do it.
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All right.
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Hey, how's it going?
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You don't wanna know.
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You're probably right.
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Hey!
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I was gonna finish it all.
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Guess what?
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What?
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I have some really
exciting news.
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What?
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We're gonna have a baby!
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What? I thought you were
using that frisbee thing.
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No. I mean I decided
I wanna have a baby.
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Look. I went
to the drugstore,
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and I got the ovulation
kit, a home pregnancy test.
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Oh, and I got you one of these.
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Nothing to do
with being pregnant,
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but I know you like them, so...
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I know you've been waiting
for me to come around.
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Are you happy?
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Yeah, sure, I just...
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Wh-what brought this on
all of a sudden?
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Doug, at work today,
it just hit me.
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I was like, what the hell
am I doing, you know?
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I've been giving my life
to these putzes,
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hoping if I work
hard enough and smile,
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that they'll throw me a bone.
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But what really matters is us:
Our life, our family.
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Really?
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Yeah. So I'm gonna take the
ovulation test in the morning,
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and that'll tell me
when I'm ready to rock.
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Now, should I go get a
stud, or are you with me?
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I'm fairly sure
I can handle it.
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Let's make a Heffernan.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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I love you so much, honey.
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I love you, too.
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Friday.
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What?
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Friday!
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Um, Tuesday.
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I don't understand the game.
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The ovulation test.
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I'm ovulating on Friday.
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Where does it say Friday?
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It doesn't say Friday.
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The surge line was darker
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than the reference line
when I peed on it.
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Hug-Ana-ma!
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Which means I'm ovulating
in 2 days,
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which is Friday.
You got it?
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I think so, although
I only have a vague idea
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of what ovulating is.
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Come on.
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It's where the egg thing drops
down into the other thing
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so you can get to it.
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I don't know.
Anyway, so Friday, huh?
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Yeah, we'll make a night of it.
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We'll have a nice dinner,
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we'll throw down some 40s...
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Then we'll come up here
and mul-ti-ply.
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Now, I want all your little
swimmers to be ready,
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so keep 'em inside,
if you catch my drift.
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Until Friday?
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What's today?
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Stop!
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What?
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Come on, I can't wait to have
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fat loudmouthed babies
with you.
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OK, what does that mean?
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'Cause I'm fat and...
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I'm a loudmouth, too.
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Hello, my friend.
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Hey. You're
in a good mood.
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That's 'cause the missus and I
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have decided to conceive.
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Oh, yeah?
That's my boy.
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Yeah.
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And the timing's good, too.
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Now my first kid and your next
one'll be around the same age,
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so they can hang out or play football...
Have sex...
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Whatever makes sense.
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Maybe all of those.
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It's gonna be great
being a dad, isn't it?
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The best.
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Oh, man. I just keep
imagining it,
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and it seems like
it's gonna be great.
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Hmm.
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Am I imagining it right?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Great, man!
Great, great!
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All great all the time, huh?
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Sure. Well, I mean some of
it can be kinda heavy, but...
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yeah, but even the heavy
stuff is great, right?
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What do you mean?
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What do you mean?
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Well, I don't know, like the
extra financial responsibility.
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You know, that kind of thing.
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But even that's great, right?
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It's like, hey,
can't lose my job,
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otherwise I can't feed
my kid, you know?
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Kinda like a fun kick
in the ass, huh?
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Not really.
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OK, maybe that part's
not great,
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but everything else is, right?
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Uh, sure.
Everything, right?
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But not everything.
Well, what do you mean?
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I don't know, with a kid
you're gonna worry a little.
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What are you gonna worry about?
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You know, that if anything
happens, it would...
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what, destroy you?
Shatter your entire world?
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Is that what you're getting at?
260
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:08,899
I guess so.
What are you doing?
261
00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,768
I'm just asking
simple questions.
262
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,637
You're the one who keeps talking about
what a crushing responsibility it is.
263
00:11:13,705 --> 00:11:15,785
What do you want me to do,
say that every single part
264
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,942
of having a kid is completely
easy and wonderful?
265
00:11:18,009 --> 00:11:20,811
Well, it's a little late
for that, isn't it?
266
00:11:53,411 --> 00:11:54,545
Hug-Ana-ma!
267
00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:56,881
Hello.
268
00:11:56,948 --> 00:11:58,348
Arthur, what are you doing?
269
00:11:58,416 --> 00:11:59,884
I often sit in the dark.
270
00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:01,785
I find it sharpens
my other senses.
271
00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:06,991
So, what are you doing up?
272
00:12:07,058 --> 00:12:10,561
Well, I guess there's no
reason not to tell you.
273
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,830
Carrie and I are gonna
try and have a baby.
274
00:12:13,398 --> 00:12:15,265
I see.
275
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:19,136
So I suppose the newborn will be getting
the lion's share of the attention.
276
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,474
Maybe for a while,
but that doesn't mean
277
00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:27,011
we'll stop loving you.
278
00:12:27,078 --> 00:12:29,379
Regardless, I wish you
both the best of luck
279
00:12:29,447 --> 00:12:30,848
on your new venture.
280
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:31,982
Thanks.
281
00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,250
Arthur?
282
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,718
Si, senor?
283
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,855
How did you feel
when Carrie was born?
284
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,724
I mean, becoming a dad
for the first time.
285
00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:42,826
Kind of a big thing, huh?
286
00:12:42,894 --> 00:12:45,262
Douglas, I gotta tell you.
287
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:48,331
It was an experience
like no other.
288
00:12:48,399 --> 00:12:52,603
Sophia and I were living in
Greenwich village at the time.
289
00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:56,139
2 crazy kids without
a care in the world.
290
00:12:56,207 --> 00:12:57,608
How old were you?
291
00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:58,676
44.
292
00:13:05,149 --> 00:13:07,150
You're doing great,
Sophia. Keep pushing.
293
00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:11,288
Oh, where is my husband?
I want my husband.
294
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,355
Well, he better hurry,
295
00:13:12,423 --> 00:13:13,991
because it won't be
much longer here.
296
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:16,060
Where is she?
297
00:13:16,127 --> 00:13:17,761
Artie!
Oh, you made it.
298
00:13:17,829 --> 00:13:19,597
Of course I made it.
I'm paying for this.
299
00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:20,784
You think I'm gonna miss it?
300
00:13:20,832 --> 00:13:23,033
OK, I see the head.
Push, Sophia.
301
00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:26,103
Hey, that's my wife.
Don't look down there.
302
00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:28,505
Artie, he's gotta
look down there.
303
00:13:28,573 --> 00:13:30,774
He doesn't have to stare!
He could glance.
304
00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:32,576
Oh! Oh, God!
305
00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:33,978
It's OK, sweetheart.
306
00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:35,345
I'm here with you.
307
00:13:36,547 --> 00:13:38,816
By the way, before
you went into labor,
308
00:13:38,883 --> 00:13:42,086
did you happen to pick
up any English muffins?
309
00:13:42,153 --> 00:13:45,589
Well, I... I shopped today,
but I only got wonder bread.
310
00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:47,491
Wonder bread?
311
00:13:47,558 --> 00:13:50,060
I specifically wrote on
the list English muffins!
312
00:13:50,895 --> 00:13:52,162
But you like wonder bread.
313
00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:54,531
It's got those cute balloons
on the package.
314
00:13:54,599 --> 00:13:55,733
Oh, for God's sake!
315
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,601
Those are not balloons.
They're just dots.
316
00:13:57,669 --> 00:14:00,137
Fine! We'll get
English muffins
317
00:14:00,204 --> 00:14:01,872
after we use up
the wonder bread.
318
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,641
Oh, that could be weeks!
319
00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:06,944
I gotta tell you, Sophia, you
dropped the ball on this one!
320
00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:09,479
It's out.
321
00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:11,581
Already?
322
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:13,050
That didn't hurt at all.
323
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,452
See? See what
I did there?
324
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,687
I distracted you.
325
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:18,889
And it's a beautiful girl.
326
00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:21,125
Hey, don't look at her, either!
327
00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:24,528
So anyway, long story short,
328
00:14:24,595 --> 00:14:26,630
we picked up some English
muffins on the way home
329
00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:29,599
and threw the wonder bread
right in the trash.
330
00:14:31,069 --> 00:14:32,670
Thank you, Arthur.
331
00:14:38,609 --> 00:14:40,477
Carrie, Carrie!
What?
332
00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:43,080
Millberg wants my report on the
Boston bank case in an hour,
333
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,848
but I can't find any
of the depositions.
334
00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:46,956
All right, just relax, John.
What's the case number?
335
00:14:46,985 --> 00:14:50,154
Um, 3, 8, something,
something, something.
336
00:14:51,422 --> 00:14:53,490
Very helpful.
Thank you.
337
00:14:53,558 --> 00:14:55,525
You know, we don't even
need the case number.
338
00:14:55,593 --> 00:14:57,690
We just cross-reference
with the attorney's name,
339
00:14:57,716 --> 00:14:59,287
and there, it's searching.
340
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:00,798
Ah, thank you.
341
00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:03,801
And, uh,
342
00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:07,871
by the way, John, I just wanna
say that I'm... I'm happy for you.
343
00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:09,239
You got promoted and all.
344
00:15:09,307 --> 00:15:10,507
I should have told you sooner.
345
00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:12,176
Oh, not a problem.
346
00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:14,078
No, I mean it. I guess what
I'm trying to say is, um,
347
00:15:14,145 --> 00:15:17,181
I'm sorry I gave you the finger
in the elevator over there.
348
00:15:17,248 --> 00:15:19,783
Please.
I provoked you.
349
00:15:19,851 --> 00:15:21,752
John. Harmon's
looking for you.
350
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,088
Oh, God, what did I
screw up for him?
351
00:15:25,456 --> 00:15:27,324
Well, he's coming nice
and unglued.
352
00:15:27,391 --> 00:15:29,392
Well, that fact isn't lost
on the partners.
353
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:31,461
I heard they're gonna
dump him on Monday.
354
00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:32,495
What?
355
00:15:32,563 --> 00:15:34,531
Yep. Oh, and
I also heard
356
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:36,566
who they're talking about
as his replacement.
357
00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:37,667
Me?
Mmm-hmm.
358
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:40,204
Oh, my God, this is great!
359
00:15:40,271 --> 00:15:42,539
Oh, wait a minute.
360
00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:44,674
I'm supposed to have a baby.
361
00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:21,078
Honey, you... you ready?
362
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,279
Coming.
363
00:16:24,582 --> 00:16:25,649
Hey.
364
00:16:25,716 --> 00:16:27,117
Hey.
365
00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:30,154
So, baby-making
time, huh?
366
00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:31,922
Oh, yeah.
367
00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:36,426
Did you ovulate today?
368
00:16:36,494 --> 00:16:39,797
I think so. It's not like a
bell goes off or anything.
369
00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:44,201
All right, then. Let's
get started, shall we?
370
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,403
I, uh...
371
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:48,806
Picked us up a candle
at the mall today.
372
00:16:51,642 --> 00:16:53,177
It smells like ice cream.
373
00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:57,681
Nice touch, Dougie.
374
00:16:57,748 --> 00:16:59,716
Thanks.
375
00:16:59,784 --> 00:17:01,685
Let's get going, OK?
376
00:17:01,752 --> 00:17:03,887
Yeah. OK.
377
00:17:05,156 --> 00:17:07,624
So, should we, uh,
378
00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:09,193
do the sex the way
we usually do it,
379
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:11,128
or should I just
go right for it?
380
00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:15,065
You don't usually
go right for it?
381
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:19,636
N-n-no, I'm... I'm
just sayin'
382
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:23,073
I've never done this for the
reason that God intended.
383
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,847
Let's just do
what we always do.
384
00:17:29,914 --> 00:17:31,181
OK.
OK.
385
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,856
Y-you OK?
386
00:17:38,923 --> 00:17:40,891
Hmm? Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
387
00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:47,030
Funny thing, actually.
388
00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:48,065
What?
389
00:17:48,132 --> 00:17:49,199
Oh, nothing really.
390
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:50,934
It's just that, uh,
391
00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:53,670
John dellamonica couldn't
hack it as a paralegal,
392
00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:55,973
so they're gonna offer me
the job after all.
393
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,341
Isn't that a kick?
394
00:17:57,408 --> 00:18:00,510
I...I... I guess.
Do you wanna do it or...
395
00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:02,445
No! No, no, no.
I'm just saying,
396
00:18:02,513 --> 00:18:04,147
you know, it's nice validation
397
00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:07,284
to know that they want me, but I
don't wanna start a whole new job
398
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,853
now that we're doing
this baby deal.
399
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,521
Yeah. Look, if you
wanna take the job,
400
00:18:11,589 --> 00:18:12,990
then maybe we should
wait on this.
401
00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:15,158
I'm not saying
I wanna take the job.
402
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:16,626
Well, what am
I supposed to think?
403
00:18:16,694 --> 00:18:19,029
Here I am trying to get the
troops ready for battle and...
404
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:22,933
You... you're talking
about a promotion.
405
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:25,668
I'm sorry. It's just that I had
a really good day at work,
406
00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:27,737
and it's bound to get me
thinking about stuff.
407
00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:30,374
Oh, I get it. You have a bad day
at work, you wanna have a baby.
408
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:31,975
When you have
a good day, you don't.
409
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:35,345
What happens when you have, like, an
OK day? "Oh, I wanna get a turtle."
410
00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:40,050
I'm not saying I don't
wanna have a baby.
411
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:43,287
I'm just saying... I don't
know what I'm saying!
412
00:18:43,354 --> 00:18:45,688
I'm just, you know, I'm having
some doubts, that's all.
413
00:18:45,756 --> 00:18:47,657
What do you want from me?
414
00:18:47,725 --> 00:18:50,360
Hey, I have doubts, too, but at
least I've been hiding mine!
415
00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:51,895
Wait a minute.
What are you saying?
416
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:53,997
You were gonna go through
with this with doubts?
417
00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:55,065
Oh, so were you.
418
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,699
No. No, no, no.
If you'll notice,
419
00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:58,235
we are not
having sex right now.
420
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,869
That's all me, buddy.
421
00:19:01,872 --> 00:19:03,307
All right, look.
W-w-we're getting
422
00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:05,142
a little nuts here, all right?
423
00:19:05,209 --> 00:19:08,711
Let's just calm down and... and
talk about this, OK?
424
00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:10,447
You're right.
425
00:19:10,514 --> 00:19:12,482
I'm sorry.
426
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,852
Do you wanna have
a baby or not?
427
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,621
We have to decide
one way or the other.
428
00:19:20,624 --> 00:19:22,525
You know what?
429
00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:24,494
Let's just do it.
430
00:19:24,562 --> 00:19:25,628
Really?
431
00:19:25,696 --> 00:19:27,431
Really.
432
00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:29,632
Look, honey, I know I've been
all over the place about this,
433
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,768
and I'm sorry.
434
00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:33,903
But now I'm thinking,
what the hell?
435
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,673
We're gonna have doubts no matter
when we decide to do it, right?
436
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,675
Yes. No one would
ever have a baby
437
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,643
if they waited for all
the doubts to be gone.
438
00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:43,580
Exactly.
The important thing is
439
00:19:43,647 --> 00:19:46,816
that we love each other,
and we're in this together.
440
00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:49,519
I agree. That's all
that matters.
441
00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:51,855
So? Shall we?
442
00:19:51,922 --> 00:19:53,523
Let's do it.
Now.
443
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,396
Good luck.
444
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,098
And to you, sir.
445
00:20:06,337 --> 00:20:07,837
Oh, Doug...
446
00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:11,808
We're really gonna do it.
447
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,010
We're about to make a child,
448
00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:16,013
a beautiful child
that's part of us.
449
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:22,386
I am so happy.
I love you so much.
450
00:20:26,424 --> 00:20:27,457
Doug!
451
00:20:28,826 --> 00:20:29,859
Doug.
452
00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:31,428
Doug!
453
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:32,595
Wha...
454
00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:34,964
Um, crazy thought.
455
00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:38,301
How about we wait...
456
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:39,702
Like a year,
457
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:41,338
huh? Just a year, one year,
458
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,174
just to know that we really,
really, really wanna do this.
459
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,642
That'll take
the pressure off you.
460
00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:47,477
I can do the paralegal
thing a little bit,
461
00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:49,612
then, bam!
Baby time.
462
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,614
You really wanna wait?
463
00:20:51,682 --> 00:20:53,016
Yeah.
464
00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:55,252
Then don't move.
465
00:21:07,298 --> 00:21:08,831
Douglas, Carrie,
466
00:21:08,899 --> 00:21:12,169
in anticipation of your
impending bundle of joy,
467
00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:14,704
I'd like to pass down a toy
468
00:21:14,772 --> 00:21:17,441
that I enjoyed as a child.
469
00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:20,143
Oh, daddy, that is
so sweet of you.
470
00:21:20,211 --> 00:21:21,778
But you know what?
We decided to wait
471
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:23,012
on the whole baby thing.
472
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,215
Oh, I see.
473
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:27,984
The big guy shootin' blanks?
474
00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:29,586
We're just not ready.
475
00:21:29,653 --> 00:21:33,457
OK, OK. Now, listen.
Take the toy anyway.
476
00:21:33,524 --> 00:21:36,560
In case you
ever are "ready."
477
00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:41,030
Thanks, dad.
It's really cute.
478
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,099
You bet it is.
479
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:45,202
See? The hose will
squirt real water,
480
00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:48,004
and the ladder
can actually extend.
481
00:21:50,241 --> 00:21:53,009
Gee, I completely
forgot about this.
482
00:21:53,077 --> 00:21:56,045
Woofie the fire dog
pops up and down.
483
00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:57,147
Look.
484
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,019
Hmm.
485
00:22:03,087 --> 00:22:07,190
As long as you're waiting, I
might as well hang on to this.
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