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Stanley, use the dog door.
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God, you're stupid.
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I'm going to show you
one more time, OK?
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Look, you just go
right through, OK?
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Right through here.
Right through.
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Go! Bing!
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Nothing at all, huh?
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All right, watch me.
Watch me and learn.
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Ooh, it's nice out here.
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I want to go out.
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I want to go out!
I want to go out!
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All right, hold your horses.
Let me grab my coat.
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Oh, God, I am so late!
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W-where's the milk?
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Not to worry.
It's all in here.
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All of it?
I wanted cereal.
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You should know from now on,
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I'm starting each day
with a health smoothie.
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I've decided I want to
live a long, long time.
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You just decided. We...
we don't get a vote?
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Very funny, Doug.
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You know, I don't really
need all this milk.
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Help yourself.
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Oh, all right. Thanks.
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You should know
I've already added
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the bean curd and the dulcolax.
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All-righty. Maybe
I'll have something else.
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Suit yourself.
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Ooh! Toaster strudel.
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'Cause I've decided
I want to die happy.
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Hello.
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Yeah, just a second.
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Carrie! Telephone!
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I'm in the bathroom.
Could you take a message?
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Yeah, I got to take a message.
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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It's someone
named Jack Brennan.
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He wants to know if you can
come to his apartment tonight.
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Should I be hearing this?
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I'll take it up here.
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All right.
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She'll be right there.
And there she is.
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Doug, wait.
You can't leave yet.
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Sorry, but last night's sex is
just going to have to hold you.
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Yeah, right.
Anyway, listen.
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That was one of the
partners in my firm,
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and he's having a little
dinner party tonight
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for this new client,
and we're invited!
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Us? Why?
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Because the client loves me!
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He's this big
Japanese mucky-muck,
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and for the last
couple of weeks,
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I've been showing him
around and stuff, you know.
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I'm not just a secretary,
I also schlep people.
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Here's the address.
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I'll meet you in the lobby
at 8:00, OK?
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Carrie, I can't.
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Why not?
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Hello, it's Thursday.
Double shift day.
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Doug, you know I'm trying
to make paralegal at this firm.
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This is a great chance for
me to, you know, suck up.
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I want you to suck up.
I just can't be there.
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Well, you could
if you really wanted to.
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That's not true!
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I wouldn't be done
working until 8:00.
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Doug, 2 Thursdays ago,
you had a double shift,
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but you wanted to see that ladies'
kickboxing thing, remember?
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Somehow you made it
home by 7:30
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with a keg of beer
and a 3-foot sub.
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Yeah, that day everything
went just right.
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Come on, Carrie, even if
I could make it in time,
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you know I'm not good
at those things.
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I'd spill something,
and some lady would say,
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"Oh, who invited that man?"
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OK, shemp, you made your point.
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You don't have to go.
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Come on, why do you
even need me there?
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I guess I don't need you there.
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I just would've liked it.
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Oh.
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It's still frozen.
What happened?
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Huh? I don't know.
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Hey, me and donelli are going to go eat.
You want to come?
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No, I'm skipping lunch.
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That's a good one.
Now, come on.
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I'm skipping lunch.
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Why, what's going on?
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Ah, there's this stupid
dinner party
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Carrie really wanted me
to go to tonight,
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so if I really hump it, I can get
there in time and surprise her.
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OK.
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Well, where you guys eating?
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Oh, that, uh, Philly cheese
steak place on northern blvd.
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The cheese steak place?
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Man, why don't you
just stab me?
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Did I say
the cheese steak place?
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No, I meant
the luncheonette on 24th
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with the rats
and the dirty counters.
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I like their fries.
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So you coming?
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No. Just go, go, go!
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Just grab me a little
something-something
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for the road.
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Let's see here.
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75 cents.
Just enough.
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Come on, baby.
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Jump.
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Come on, come on.
Drop. Drop for daddy.
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Drop for me!
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Come on!
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All right, fine.
You want to play that game?
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Let's get it on!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Are you sure
you don't want to come?
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Just go!
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Oh! Didn't expect that.
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Hello!
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Who's there?
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It's me, Spence.
Is Doug here?
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No, he's out.
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OK. Bye.
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Wait!
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What?
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Come down here
and play with me.
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I'm tired of playing
with myself.
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Pardon me?
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So, how's that job of yours
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taking tolls on the bridge?
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I don't take tolls
on the bridge.
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I sell tokens on the subway.
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Oh, a thousand pardons.
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You know, it's
a pretty interesting job.
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It's a great place
to observe people.
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Yeah. Well,
now you can observe
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your bishop disappearing.
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You know, the other day,
it was raining,
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and everybody
was fumbling around
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with their briefcases
and umbrellas,
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trying to get their tokens
into the slot.
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It struck me kind of funny.
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Yeah. Little man in
glass booth has last laugh.
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Anyway, it occurred to me
that whoever invents a backpack
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that can also hold
an umbrella...
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It would be pretty handy.
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You know, you might be
on to something there.
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What do you mean?
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Your backpack.
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With the proper handling,
an item like that
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could make us a pretty penny.
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What are you saying, that we can
actually make them ourselves?
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Why not?
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Back in the 50s, I was in and out
of marketing almost 8 months.
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Jawanda, it's Heffernan.
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I, uh, just finished my route.
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I'll drop the truck
back later tonight.
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Here's your suit, my man.
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Thanks for picking it up. Only
way I can make the party.
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Have a good time, all right?
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Hey, you got anything
to eat on you?
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I literally have
not eaten all day.
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Sorry.
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Any more gum?
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I'm chewing my last piece.
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How long you been chewing it?
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Does that matter?
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All right, all right.
Just go. Go!
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Then phase 3, we show the
design to the money guys,
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get the start-up capital,
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and bam!
We're in production.
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Yeah, but, maybe
we should make 'em
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someplace like Pakistan or Mexico,
you know, for the cheap labor.
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Hey!
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The unipack will be made
on American soil
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by American workers
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making decent
American union wages!
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All right, all right, relax.
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We start out small,
sell 'em in the subway.
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Then we branch out
to the specialty stores.
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Then we go worldwide!
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Yeah! I... I just read that that
China market is opening up.
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Sure.
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What are there, 2
billion Chinese people?
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If we sell each one a unipack,
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that's how many unipacks?
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2 billion.
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Whoa!
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Whoa! I'm right here.
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H-hi, Mr. Brennan.
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Hello, Carrie.
Hi.
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I was just a little
thrown by the... the...
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oh, yes. It's
a private elevator.
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Oh, well. That's nice work
if you can get it.
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Ahem.
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Listen, I... I just want to thank
you so much for inviting me.
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I'm just so thrilled
to be part of this thing.
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Carrie!
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I'm so glad you could make it.
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Oh, thank you.
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It's so good to see you
again, Mr. Fugita.
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So, I understand Carrie has been
showing you around our little town.
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Oh, yes. Yesterday
she took me to eat
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at a very delicious rib joint.
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Right.
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Then a peep show.
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That was his idea.
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Didn't expense it.
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So, Carrie,
where is your husband?
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Oh, he, um, he...
he couldn't make it.
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Hi, I'm Doug Heffernan.
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I'm here for the party
in Mr. Brennan's apartment.
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Take this elevator
up to the penthouse.
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Uh, listen,
I just came from work.
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Is there some room
where I could change in?
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Nope.
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Well, where do you change?
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Changing room in the back.
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I can't use it?
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Nope.
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Carrie got us tickets
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to a wonderful show last night.
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What was it, uh...
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Bring in the...
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'Da noise, bring in 'da funk.
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Yes, yes, yes.
Very lively.
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Hey, hon'.
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Hi. Hi.
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Sorry about that. I was sort
of bankin' on a hallway.
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I usually don't strip at parties
unless I get paid first.
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OK, honey.
Thank you.
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Good to meet you, Doug.
Jack Brennan.
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Hey, how are you?
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And this
is Mr. Fugita.
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Nice to meet you.
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Very nice to meet you, Doug.
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So, sumo wrestler?
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No, just fat.
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Oh, Ed, Julie.
Glad you could make it.
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Excuse us a moment.
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What was that little stunt about?
I thought you weren't coming.
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I wasn't, but then I felt bad,
I wanted to come surprise you.
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You did! I was
expecting pants!
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Would you give me a break?
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I...I... I busted my butt to
get here to support you.
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I'm sorry.
You're right.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Thanks.
Now, when's dinner?
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There's no dinner.
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You said this
was a dinner party.
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Yeah, but then Brennan told me at
the office that it was just drinks.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I didn't know you were coming.
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I...I haven't eaten
all day.
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All right, all right.
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Now, just listen.
We'll get you taken care of.
255
00:12:23,474 --> 00:12:25,576
There's some hors d'oeuvres
over there. Come on.
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Maybe there's something
greasy on a stick.
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Wh-what is this stuff?
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00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:35,686
Well, you got some pickled
carrots, radishes.
259
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:39,156
Can I fix you a plate of this,
uh, shredded brown stuff?
260
00:12:41,159 --> 00:12:42,726
This stuff can't be for people.
261
00:12:42,794 --> 00:12:44,995
They must have
some kind of bird.
262
00:12:45,063 --> 00:12:47,264
Hey, let's go find it
and put it on a stick.
263
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,433
All right, before
you start eating pets,
264
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,968
let's just peek in the kitchen.
265
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:52,916
I'm sure they're making
some hot hors d'oeuvres.
266
00:12:52,971 --> 00:12:55,673
They must be. They can't expect
to serve people just this crap.
267
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:57,307
Hey, how are you?
268
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,709
OK, all right, come on.
269
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:01,779
Let's take a peek,
but be casual.
270
00:13:01,846 --> 00:13:02,813
OK.
271
00:13:14,092 --> 00:13:16,060
I think I'm gonna cry.
272
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,331
Oh, man, I love this country.
273
00:13:21,399 --> 00:13:24,568
Yeah. Where else could a couple of
schmoes with nothing but a dream
274
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:27,037
end up with a multimillion
dollar company?
275
00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:28,973
Oh, it's going to be sweet.
276
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,541
I think I'll buy
a house at the beach.
277
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,811
One that's big enough
for me and my mom
278
00:13:33,878 --> 00:13:35,679
to have our own rooms.
279
00:13:36,948 --> 00:13:38,181
I'm thinking boat.
280
00:13:38,249 --> 00:13:40,718
S.S. Unipack
out of Newport news.
281
00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:43,854
Whoo, that's living!
282
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,288
We got no problems at all!
283
00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:46,490
None at all.
284
00:13:46,557 --> 00:13:49,392
At least, not until
the patent expires.
285
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:51,561
Oh, right. The patent.
286
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:55,398
Then the market will probably get
flooded with cheap knockoffs.
287
00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:57,835
We got to develop
some new products.
288
00:13:57,902 --> 00:13:59,103
You're the head of r & d.
289
00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:00,237
What do you got?
290
00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:01,304
Nothing.
291
00:14:01,372 --> 00:14:03,774
Nothing? What the hell
do you do all day?
292
00:14:09,881 --> 00:14:11,849
You know, I think
the foundation we've set up
293
00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:13,183
for the Nakamura corporation
294
00:14:13,251 --> 00:14:14,952
is going to be just marvelous.
295
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,054
Community grants, scholarships.
296
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:20,323
And it's not a bad
tax shelter either.
297
00:14:20,391 --> 00:14:23,027
Yes, but I know
that's not why you did it.
298
00:14:23,094 --> 00:14:25,863
Of course not. With
all the success we've had,
299
00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:28,766
it's our responsibility
to give something back,
300
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,400
and we're proud to do it.
301
00:14:30,468 --> 00:14:31,568
Well, needless to say,
302
00:14:31,636 --> 00:14:33,470
everyone at Jacobs,
heskell, and Palmer...
303
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:35,873
What are you doing?
304
00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:38,441
I think I found
some kind of cracker.
305
00:14:40,078 --> 00:14:42,245
That is a button
from the couch!
306
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,984
Would you just settle down?
307
00:14:48,753 --> 00:14:51,655
Hey, uh, what you got there?
308
00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:53,023
Mints.
Would you like one?
309
00:14:53,091 --> 00:14:54,058
Oh.
310
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,458
Thanks.
311
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,366
Thank you.
312
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:12,009
Will you stop it?
313
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,044
I'm sorry.
Can we go?
314
00:15:14,112 --> 00:15:16,346
Not until after the kabuki.
315
00:15:20,585 --> 00:15:22,686
Excuse me.
316
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:25,022
You know where the restroom is?
317
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,557
It's right over there.
318
00:15:45,376 --> 00:15:47,344
It's like a twilight zone!
319
00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:51,148
Doug, what are you doing now?
320
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,783
Looking for something to eat.
321
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,184
This is my boss' apartment.
322
00:15:54,252 --> 00:15:55,986
You can't just rifle
through his kitchen!
323
00:15:56,054 --> 00:15:58,188
Carrie, if I don't eat
something in the next minute,
324
00:15:58,256 --> 00:15:59,322
I will die!
325
00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:02,692
All right, all right.
Let's just get you fed
326
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,661
and out of here quickly!
327
00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:07,998
I'm not having
any luck, are you?
328
00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:09,133
Nothing.
329
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,802
I guess rich people
don't like to nosh.
330
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,570
Chewable vitamin cs!
331
00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:18,341
God, they're not chewable!
They're not chewable!
332
00:16:18,409 --> 00:16:20,077
Doug, don't spit in their sink!
333
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,578
They're obviously clean freaks!
334
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:23,280
Stop it! Stop it!
335
00:16:23,347 --> 00:16:24,481
Stop!
336
00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,020
Oh.
337
00:16:30,088 --> 00:16:31,488
Eggs. Score.
338
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,157
No. No. No.
339
00:16:33,224 --> 00:16:34,491
No. No.
340
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:35,959
I'm just making an omelet.
341
00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:36,994
No!
342
00:16:37,061 --> 00:16:38,662
Just a plain one.
343
00:16:38,729 --> 00:16:40,864
Doug, they're gonna to start
to wonder where we are!
344
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:43,867
If you work with me on this,
345
00:16:43,935 --> 00:16:46,270
it'll go faster.
346
00:16:46,337 --> 00:16:48,772
I need a frying pan
and a whisk.
347
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,407
Oh, here you both are.
348
00:16:50,474 --> 00:16:52,475
Yes. Yes.
349
00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:54,344
We were so impressed
by your bathroom
350
00:16:54,412 --> 00:16:57,981
that we thought the kitchen
must be really something.
351
00:16:58,049 --> 00:16:59,482
It is lovely.
352
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:02,519
I love how you didn't spoil
it with a lot of messy food.
353
00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:06,389
Well, we spend most of our time
at our house on the island,
354
00:17:06,457 --> 00:17:08,926
so there's usually
not a morsel to eat here.
355
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:10,160
Really?
356
00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:14,965
Listen, Mr. Fugita
really likes you two.
357
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:17,500
Come on back out and chat him
up a little more. Come on.
358
00:17:17,568 --> 00:17:18,902
Sure. Sure.
359
00:17:21,139 --> 00:17:22,539
Come on, hon'.
360
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:25,642
Come, now!
361
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,386
Good God, that is disgusting!
362
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:39,089
More than you think.
363
00:17:39,157 --> 00:17:40,423
They weren't fresh.
364
00:17:44,195 --> 00:17:46,496
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
365
00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:48,031
When the knockoffs
hit the market,
366
00:17:48,099 --> 00:17:49,766
we're going to be
hemorrhaging red ink!
367
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,935
It's not my fault. It's
those lazy American workers
368
00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:53,737
sucking us dry
with their fat paychecks
369
00:17:53,804 --> 00:17:55,305
and their bloated benefits!
370
00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:57,241
You had to give 'em dental.
371
00:17:57,308 --> 00:17:59,476
I didn't know
what I was signin'!
372
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,613
Look...
373
00:18:04,815 --> 00:18:07,050
Maybe the thing to do is...
374
00:18:07,118 --> 00:18:08,952
Bring in somebody fresh.
375
00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:12,122
What do you mean?
376
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,758
Just somebody to run the
day-to-day operation.
377
00:18:14,825 --> 00:18:16,626
You know, make the company
lean and mean.
378
00:18:16,694 --> 00:18:18,561
You trying to squeeze me out?
No!
379
00:18:18,629 --> 00:18:19,963
I knew it from the beginning!
380
00:18:20,031 --> 00:18:22,099
You were just waiting to
put the boot in my ass!
381
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,433
You're crazy, old man, crazy!
382
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:26,036
You ungrateful punk!
I made you!
383
00:18:27,138 --> 00:18:28,772
I'm sorry.
384
00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:31,875
I'm... I'm just trying to figure
a way out of this thing.
385
00:18:32,843 --> 00:18:34,711
Well...
386
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:37,114
There may be one way out.
387
00:18:38,816 --> 00:18:40,250
What?
388
00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:43,086
We torch the factory
for the insurance money.
389
00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:47,524
What if somebody
gets hurt or killed?
390
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,227
Then God help us all.
391
00:19:15,086 --> 00:19:16,253
Oh.
392
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,355
What is it?
393
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,224
I feel nauseous.
394
00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:22,993
No, you don't.
395
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:26,830
Carrie, all I've had all day
is a pickled carrot,
396
00:19:26,897 --> 00:19:30,800
a box of tic tacs, 2 raw eggs,
and some plant food.
397
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:34,604
Just take deep breaths.
You'll be fine.
398
00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:37,607
I know.
399
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:52,289
I'm going to throw up.
400
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,957
Doug, if you throw up,
401
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,658
I will leave you!
402
00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:57,461
Sorry, but it's
out of my hands.
403
00:20:00,498 --> 00:20:01,631
Hey.
404
00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:37,200
Hey, thanks again
for coming tonight.
405
00:20:37,268 --> 00:20:39,236
So, how's your stomach feeling?
406
00:20:39,303 --> 00:20:41,271
Scared and a little hurt.
407
00:20:42,873 --> 00:20:44,241
Poor baby.
408
00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:45,375
As soon as we get home,
409
00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:47,411
I will make you something
to settle it.
410
00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:51,581
You mean, maybe like, uh,
a couple of pieces of toast?
411
00:20:51,649 --> 00:20:52,615
OK.
412
00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:57,220
And maybe some cheese
and salami in between them.
413
00:21:55,613 --> 00:21:57,147
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