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Oh, honey, Soul Train.
Leave it, leave it.
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- You wanna dance?
- Come on, Car, I dance for a living.
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Let me enjoy my day off, huh?
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But they're playing
"Boogie Oogie Oogie."
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- This is our song.
- It is?
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You don't remember, in junior high,
at Kim lanello's birthday party?
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This song was on,
you asked me to dance.
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Yeah, and you said no.
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I was shy.
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You gave me the finger.
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All right, I was doing that
to everybody back then. Come on.
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- Let's boogie oogie oogie, baby.
- All right, keep up if you can.
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All right.
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- You wanna watch SportsCenter?
- Yeah.
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Where's the big boy?
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Doug? He left early.
He had to renew his license.
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He went down to the DMV.
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Really? Oh, I was hoping
he could help me shave my back.
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Well, I could page him.
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No. I've gone two years,
what's another day?
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- So, what are you doing?
- Studying for my paralegal exam.
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Paralegal, huh?
I respect those people.
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No feeling from the waist down
and they still practice law.
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God bless them, huh?
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What are your plans today, Dad?
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Anything out of the house?
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Oh, okay,
I know when I'm in the way.
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Dad, sorry, it's just that they gave
me time off work to study at home
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so I wouldn't have any interruptions.
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Got it, got it.
Don't need a kick in the Chiclets.
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Can I eat this green stuff
in the tinfoil?
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Yeah.
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How about these things
in the butter compartment?
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Those are batteries, Dad.
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So they are.
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By the way, I'm a professional driver,
so let me have your hardest test.
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It's the same for everyone.
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Fifteen out of 20 correct answers
are required to pass.
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Please. Let's make it sporting.
Shall we say, 18 out of 20?
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No.
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Take the test over there.
You have 20 minutes.
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Twenty minutes. I hope I can finish.
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I don't know.
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Oh, that's a hard one.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Hey. Hey, you're Ray Barone, right?
- Yeah.
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- Doug Heffernan.
- Hi.
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I recognize you from your picture.
The little picture above your column.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I gotta tell you, in person,
you look a lot bigger.
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Bigger, bigger, yeah. Bigger, yeah.
That's funny.
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Great column today on the Knicks.
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- Thanks. Thanks.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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What?
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- You're a driver, right?
- Right.
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How far should you park
from a fire hydrant?
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- Fifteen feet.
- All right, thanks.
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What's the speed limit
in a school zone?
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I know, please, I just-
I didn't have time to study.
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It's...
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They started from this tropic port
And drove 25 miles per hour
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Through a school zone
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When parking on an incline,
what should you do?
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Beans don't burn on the grill
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Turn the wheels away
From the curb
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When parking on a hill
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All right. Okay.
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- That's it, okay?
- Thank you, thank you. Yeah, yeah.
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How long can you park
At a loading zone?
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- What?
- The loading zone.
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- What about it?
- How long? How long?
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"How long can you park
in a loading zone?" I...
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- Hey.
- Your test, please.
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I was just- It wasn't--
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I'm finished.
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Your license was suspended?
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It was Ray Barone.
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Okay. Do you understand
how little that means to me?
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He was so desperate, he was begging
me to throw him a few answers.
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- What could I say?
- How about, "No"?
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How about,
"I need my license to earn a living"?
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But he knows the Jets.
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Come on, Carrie,
what if you were taking the test
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and you were being hit up for answers
by Robert Urich?
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Robert Urich?
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Yeah, you like him.
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Yeah, I liked him in that one TV movie
where he was swimming.
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All right, the point is,
you'd give him the answers.
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And you know what?
If you can't admit that,
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then I feel sorry for you.
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So when can you retake the test?
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One week. That's all the work
I have to miss, one week.
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Well, I guess it's not so bad.
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No. As long as I'm home, I'm gonna
get a lot of stuff done around here.
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I'm gonna grout everything.
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No, you know what you're gonna do?
You're gonna keep my dad occupied
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so I can get two seconds
of studying in.
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Can't I grout?
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No, honey, he's driving me crazy.
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Play cards with him,
sit on him, anything.
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- All right, all right.
- Thank you.
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Hey, you wanna...?
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- Wanna have some day sex?
- Maybe tonight.
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Six. Here we go.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
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Park Place. I'll buy it.
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Okay, couple things.
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I already own it...
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...you're not the thimble...
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...and you rolled a five.
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Okay, Scrabble.
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Let's try to keep this one on the bed.
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Doug, phone.
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- Take a message!
- Oh, no, don't! Coming!
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Don't hang up.
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Really need to talk to a sane person.
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Hello?
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Ray?
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Hey- What, tonight?
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Oh, my God, I would love to.
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Yeah, listen,
hang on a second, okay?
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It's Ray, you know, the guy
who got my license suspended?
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Listen, he invited me out
to a Jet game tonight.
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Tonight? You can't go out tonight.
What about my father?
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Press box. It's catered.
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But he'll come up here,
I know he will.
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He'll stand there, looking at me,
and say things.
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Don't worry about your dad. I'll turn
his light out, he'll go to sleep.
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It's 5:30.
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Yeah, but he's like a bird. If it's
dark, he'll think it's nighttime.
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- All right, go ahead.
- I'm there, man. I'm there.
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Yeah, listen,
take the LIE to Woodhaven.
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Yeah, you're gonna get off
at Woodhaven.
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Yes. You make your first right--
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Oh, this is gonna be great.
I can't wait.
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Ray, you didn't have to buy me
all this stuff.
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Look, I feel bad
about what happened.
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Hey, you sure
you don't want the bobble-head doll?
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You know what,
I'm not a bobble-head guy.
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I know what you mean.
The head movement.
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- It's unnatural.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- It's disturbing. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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That's a sweet ride.
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- You like it?
- Yeah.
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Hey, you wanna drive?
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I can't.
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Rack-and-pinion steering.
Whatever that is.
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I don't get my license back
till tomorrow.
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Tomorrow's only four hours away.
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Come on, go,
it'll make me feel better.
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Besides, I had that beer
in the first quarter.
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I'm not down yet.
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- Maybe just from here to the bridge.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah. Right.
- To the bridge. Good.
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Let me get my brother. Robert!
Hey, Robert!
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Why does he get to drive?
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I'm letting him drive
because he likes the car, that's all.
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- Good, right?
- Are you kidding me?
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This is better than sex.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and it takes less oil.
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Yeah, and the payments
are smaller.
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And I'm not stopping in the middle
for directions.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And after I park this,
I don't have to talk to it.
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You know, I like this car,
you never let me drive it.
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This is a special situation here.
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Oh, yeah, okay.
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I'm your brother,
and he's a complete stranger.
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Okay, got it.
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That's not it, all right?
You don't understand what--
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I understand that he got
a Jets letter opener and I got nothing.
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What's next, huh? He getting my seat
at Christmas dinner?
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Yeah, that's it, Robert.
I'm grooming him as your replacement.
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You like to hurt with the funny,
don't you, Raymond?
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Will you just relax, okay?
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I'm just trying to make the
guy feel better, all right?
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Because of me,
he doesn't have a license.
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Are you saying he doesn't currently
have a valid license
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to operate a motor vehicle?
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Technically,
but I'm getting it tomorrow.
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I see, okay. Yeah, getting it tomorrow.
Okay, pull over to the curb, please.
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Oh, wait, no.
Robert, don't pull this guy--
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Stay out of this, Raymond.
This doesn't concern you.
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- Will you-?
- Pull over. Pull over.
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Rob--
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- What's going on?
- I probably should have mentioned.
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He's a cop.
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May I see your license, please?
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You gonna say anything?
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- Pick a lane!
- Yeah, nice move, you moron!
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Believe that guy? God.
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He really should've...
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Should've picked a lane.
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I really wish you'd say something.
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What do you want me to say, Doug?
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You drove illegally in front of a cop.
Nice going.
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Got your license suspended
for another week. Kudos.
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And the $700 fine.
Well, that's just gravy.
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I didn't wanna drive.
Ray wanted me to drive.
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- He said it would make him feel better.
- Why do you care how Ray feels?
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I like him.
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I think he likes me.
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As a matter of fact,
he invited me out next Friday to a--
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- What?
- You are not seriously considering
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going out with this man again,
are you?
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He invited me to a Rangers game.
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Doug, honey, this Ray guy,
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he is not the man for you.
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He's a good guy.
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He's your kryptonite.
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Look, I love you,
and I wanna grow old with you.
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Get away from him
while you could still have kids.
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Can we name them Ray?
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Hi, you've reached the Heffernans.
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- Doug.
- Carrie.
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And your man Artie.
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Aren't here right now, so leave
a message and we'll call you back.
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Hey, Doug, it's Ray.
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I'm so sorry, man, about yesterday.
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You there?
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Come on, it's 6:30,
you gotta be there.
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Pick it up.
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Be strong, honey.
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Doug? Come on, Doug.
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Hey, you had fun at the Jets game,
didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Did you have fun in jail?
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So, what about the Rangers game?
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We can go in the locker room after.
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You can meet French guys
with no teeth.
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That makes you smile?
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Hey, come on, Doug.
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Pick it up, Doug.
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Can you pick it up?
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Pick it up, man. Pick up.
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Pick up, pick up, pick up.
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That's my Dougie.
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- Hey.
- Hey, what are you doing here?
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I went down to your work,
they said you might be here.
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How come
you're not answering my calls?
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Ray, it's nothing personal.
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It's just that, you know, I promised
my wife that I'd stay away from you.
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I'm not gonna be ignored.
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Seriously, Ray. I mean, come on.
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Look, I appreciate everything
you tried to do for me,
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but, you know, maybe we should go
our separate ways.
248
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No, look, I can't.
You don't know me.
249
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,000
I can't live with guilt, okay?
250
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,300
I'm not sleeping, I got a rash.
251
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,900
Things are swollen.
252
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,900
Please, look,
let me make this up to you. Please?
253
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,400
It's not necessary.
254
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,700
Not for you, all right?
It's for me. Hey.
255
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,400
You like steaks?
256
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,200
I can send you
some nice Angus steaks.
257
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,500
Oh, you mean like those ones
from Omaha?
258
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,700
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They pack them
in dry ice. They're delicious.
259
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,100
- Heard they're like butter.
- Oh, yeah.
260
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,100
It's a beautiful meat, man.
It's well marbled.
261
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,120
Look, Ray, I can't. Look, my wife
will wanna know where they're from.
262
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,600
It'll start a big argument. It's just--
263
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,500
Is your wife on the lookout
for new snow tires, huh?
264
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,700
Would you stop?
You don't have to do anything for me.
265
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,440
Look, tomorrow I'm gonna take my test
for my driver's license,
266
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:54,200
I'll get my license back,
and everything will be fine.
267
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,400
Oh, all right, how about this?
268
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,200
Tomorrow, I take a cab
over to your house, right?
269
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,700
This way, I can drive both of us to
the motor-vehicle bureau in your car.
270
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,900
Then, soon as you pass the test,
you can be driving.
271
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,700
- I promised my wife-
- Will you, please?
272
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,400
Come on, I need this.
273
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,800
- I'll meet you on the corner at 8.
- Yes, all right. Thanks, man.
274
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,100
- Ray?
- Yeah?
275
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,200
Send one box of steaks.
Just sign it "Uncle Hank."
276
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,900
- Hey, Dad.
- Don't worry.
277
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,400
Not going to interrupt.
278
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:38,400
Just thought you might want a visit
from Mrs. Lorna Doone and Mr. Tea.
279
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,600
Mr. Tea?
280
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,600
I pity the fool
who don't have a cup of this.
281
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,800
You get it?
282
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:53,000
The guy with the Mohawk
and the chains?
283
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,800
Alrighty. Never mind.
284
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,800
Anyway, this is just my way
of apologizing
285
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,400
for being in your hair all week.
286
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,900
Oh, you've been fine, Dad.
287
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,600
Hey, I know what you'd like
with that tea.
288
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,500
A nice wedge of fresh lemon.
289
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Beautiful.
290
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,600
Coming up.
291
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:12,900
Good morning, babe.
292
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,500
Hey. So today's the big day, huh?
You get your license back?
293
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,400
Yep, finally.
294
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,900
It's been so hard not being able
to drive my truck all week.
295
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,100
But as of today, that's all over.
296
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,700
I'm back in shorts like a real man.
297
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,400
Power!
298
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,300
You need a lift to the DMV?
299
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,500
No, I'm fine. I'm...
300
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,000
I'm fine.
301
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,300
How you getting down there?
302
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:44,200
I thought I'd walk
and then play it by ear after that.
303
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,500
Sorry, sweetheart.
304
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,700
I couldn't find any lemons
in the Frigidaire.
305
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,600
- That's okay, Dad.
- Wait, what am I thinking?
306
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:07,900
There's a beautiful lemon tree
right outside.
307
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,900
Yeah, but that's in our
neighbours' yard.
308
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:14,300
So? Those bastards put their stuff
in our garbage cans.
309
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,200
They don't like it
when you steal their fruit, Dad.
310
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,300
That's why they got the rottweiler.
311
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,800
That's why I got pepper spray.
312
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,100
My baby's getting lemons!
313
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,100
Eighteen, 19, 20. Twenty out of 20.
314
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,400
Twenty out of 20.
Mr. Man-of-Man-of-Man.
315
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:46,100
Yeah. Hey, I even did a little essay
on the 55-mile-an-hour speed limit
316
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,200
for extra credit.
317
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,300
We don't give extra credit.
318
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,500
Here's your temporary license.
319
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,300
Your permanent one
will be mailed to you.
320
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,800
- Thank you. Oh, it's over.
- Thank you.
321
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,200
All right, I can sleep,
my rash is gonna clear up.
322
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,100
Hey, let me give you a lift home.
323
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,000
No, no, I got-
Somebody's picking me up.
324
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,200
- Oh, okay, so...
- All right, so, yeah.
325
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,900
- I guess I'll see you.
- Okay, good.
326
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,600
All right. Yeah.
327
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,500
- We'll go to a game.
- We'll definitely do a game.
328
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,700
- Doug, look, watch it.
- Yeah, way ahead of you, I got it.
329
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,900
Hey, genius, you wanna watch
where you're going?
330
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Oh, Dad, no, no.
331
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,300
"And so I sat, peeking out
from under a pile of laundry,
332
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,300
as that stallion of a pool boy
333
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:17,600
pleasured my wife
and sister simultaneously."
334
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:22,400
Okay, I think
I'm gonna head on downstairs.
335
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,800
- Do you need anything?
- No, no, I just--
336
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,300
I took a painkiller.
I'll probably just fall asleep.
337
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,700
All right, but be careful
with those pills.
338
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:33,500
Save some for when you're better.
339
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:38,900
Hey, honey.
340
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,800
How's your neck? Any better?
341
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,100
Yeah, a little bit.
342
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,800
I still can't believe you slipped
getting off of a bus.
343
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,800
It's that first step. It was wet.
344
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,700
The rubbing feels good.
345
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,500
Come here.
346
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,500
Oh, yeah.
347
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,800
Doug, what's gotten you
so worked up?
348
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,700
Your father.
349
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,300
Okay.
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