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by the time I had found them,

I knew the others Were close behind,

and soon, the boys' Destinies would be Changed forever.

♪ years and days and days And years, no one cares ♪

♪ that's right ♪

♪ I kill ♪

♪ ashes blowin' In the wind ♪

♪ fade to black ♪

♪ will it take him back To violence? ♪

♪ to get my monkey In the jungle ♪

♪ monkey in the jungle ♪

♪ uh, uh, uh, uh-uh ♪

♪ monkey In the jungle ♪

Hey, guys, how many time I got to tell you?

No van halen till I've had my coffee.

We've already had ours.

Guys, homework?

Yeah.

Hey. Hey.

Dad, I think We're falling Into a rut here.

Every day It's breakfast,

"Did you do your Homework," fight.

That's right, dad-- Breakfast, homework, Fight.

I mean...

Can't we just say We love each other

And have a moment?

You're smooth, johnny,

But you're not always Going to get out of Life's problems

With this smooth stuff.

I love you, dad.

I love you, too.

Psych.

Every morning when I go To the hamburger stand,

Know what Keeps me going?

I love you, too.

I love you--ah!

Are you going To drive me crazy?

Is that what You want to do?

To drive me crazy?

No, dad.

We just want to drive,

But the man Won't let us.

Please understand.

You cannot live Your life surfing.

You need something To fall back on.

That's why We skateboard.

What was that?

Probably that dumb cat Knocking something over.

We have a cat?

I'd put down that down If I were you.

If you don't want chives, I'll leave them out.

I want chives, bro.

You got it.

Iggy, you're here every Morning and every night.

Aren't your parents Concerned?

My parents are sealed In the biosphere In arizona. Pimento?

It's like a little tomato.

The biosphere's A bubble thing In the desert.

Nobody's allowed In or out.

It's impossible for Me to explain it to you.

You need a professional Listener.

He goes to the school Shrink every day.

It's not helping.

Beets?

Don't your parents Ever feed you?

Don't they ever Provide clothes,

Except for my boxer shorts?

These are yours?

Yes!

All right, dad! See you later.

Biosphere. Good one.

I feel one coming.

Oh, he feels one coming.

Oh, it's a good one. It's a killer.

Anchovy omelet.

they came to kill the boys, As I knew they would,

but I was there To stop them.

You guys Are vile.

From now on, I walk.

their past had finally Caught up with them.

now the time had come

to prepare them For their future.

Moto-surf!

Moto-surf!

Moto-surf!

♪ I brought the drums ♪

♪ the base, the flute, The harmonica ♪

360!

♪ all the way From malibu to santa monica ♪

♪ up to long beach Back to huntington ♪

♪ take out my scopes So I can see the honeys ♪

Head dip!

Oh, no. Wipe out.

hawaii five-o Opening.

♪ no one's thinkin' 'bout their lesson ♪

♪ no more home workin' ♪

♪ worryin' about Their profession ♪

♪ you just want To chill in the sun ♪

♪ relax with a honey And have fun, fun, fun ♪

Cops! Cops! Get down! Get down!

Adam, get down.

Ooh, they busted Jones again.

We weren't moto-surfing.

Yeah. Right.

You know, Just once

I'd like To be wrong.

Hurry up.

I'm open! Come on!

Shoot it!

Come on.

Come on.

Over--yeah!

Oh.

I need a homework alibi.

Maybe I can tell them

That I was hammered By the fact

I found out I was Adopted last night.

You were adopted Last night?

Why didn't your dad Adopt you when You were a baby?

We were adopted When we were babies.

Whatif I wasadopted

And my dad was A rich king and stuff?

Kings always give up Their kids for adoption.

If my dad was king,

I wouldn't Have to worry About my homework.

I'd definitely be out Of the 11th grade.

If lisa caine wouldn't Go out with me,

In the dungeon, Just like that.

That would be The greatest.

What's this all about?

I'm up el creek-o De merde.

I was supposed to do this Full unwelcoming speech

For this visiting Guru guy, baba ram,

In assembly Second period.

Relax.

If you want out of it,

Tell them I just found Out you were adopted.

Good.

Let me put this In your language, dude.

This may be a pretty Groovy scene for you,

But I take it Pretty seriously.

Are you prepared?

I told you, mr. Dunbar.

Everything's Under control.

No worries, bra'.

Good...

Bra'.

Bra'.

I've got nothing.

I've got...

Oh!

'cause I'm A professional.

How you doing?

Hey.

Hi, guys.

It's our privilege

To welcome One of the world's Great spiritual leaders,

The baba ram of mee grob.

An asian-american student

Has been persuaded To volunteer

Whoo!

And prepare A welcoming presentation,

Which, I've been assured,

Is in the traditional Ethnic style.

♪ mmm ♪

♪ ba ♪

♪ ba ♪ ♪ ba ♪

You'll love this kid.

♪ om ♪ ♪ om ♪ om ♪ ♪ om ♪

♪ a ba ba ba Ba-ba ba-ram ♪

♪ ba ba ba Ba-ba ba-ram ♪

♪ baba ram ♪

♪ take my hand ♪

♪ ba-ba ba-ram ♪

♪ baba ram ♪

♪ you got me rockin' And a-rollin' ♪

♪ rockin' and a-reelin' ♪

♪ baba ram Ba-ba ba-ba ba-ram ♪

♪ went to a dance ♪

You should know this

From your homework Last night.

Oh, the homework spain.

Many...People... Think...Spain

Is...

Here.

- ha ha ha! - ha ha ha!

On the other hand,

There's a school of thought That claims spain...

Is...Here.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Those people, too, Are wrong.

So where is spain?

Could be...Here?

Could be...

Here.

Here?

Ha ha ha!

Here.

Here?

Here.

who would want To hurt these boys?

only I knew

the answer was on an island 13,000 miles away

in the heart Of an evil soul.

Hello.

colonel chi is good.

colonel chi is wise.

colonel chi is almighty.

colonel chi Will take care of us.

colonel chi is strong.

colonel chi Will lead us forever.

colonel chi is good.

colonel chi is wise.

colonel chi is almighty.

colonel chi Will take care of us.

colonel chi is strong.

colonel chi Will lead us forever.

hi. This is colonel chi. I'm not in right now,

but if you leave Your name and number,

I'll get right back to you.

Hello?

Hello!

Damn!

colonel chi is good.

colonel chi is wise.

colonel chi is almighty.

hi. This is colonel chi. I'm not in right now,

but if you leave Your name and number,

I'll get right back to you.

Yes. Are they dead?

Don't give me any excuses.

Those boys die tonight,

Or you'll answer to me here In the dungeons of sri wan.

Oh, uh, by the way,

Did you call earlier And hang up?

Damn!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Whoo! The waves Are pumpin'!

O.K. Later!

Wh-what?

You're not coming With us?

I'll be there In a minute.

Just got to wax the old Man to wave friction Reducing vehicle.

Surfboard.

O.K., so we'll see you Out there, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Got to put some wax on The board, you know,

So I don't slip off. Wax.

Got to have A lot of wax.

Hey, skip, ted, Putting some wax on.

Ha ha ha!

Aah!

I think I fully dinged my board On a rock or something.

Bro, we're leaving.

Now? Oh, I had Some moves in me, too.

Yeah, right. You've never Surfed a day in your life.

Tell me about it.

Tomorrow we start out Early, o.K.? First thing.

Thanks, man.

Johnny!

Let's go, iggy.

We're growing old Here.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

Still hungry, huh?

You know what would Be really great on this?

Sweet pickles.

Do you ever stop eating?

Freeloader, you.

How was school today?

They tried to Make me find spain.

They tried to make me Find spain once.

I said, "It could Be anywhere."

Hey, so did I.

Take out the trash.

See? Now you're learning.

The main thing With teachers is confidence.

You act like you know What you're saying,

You can sell them anything.

How do you think I passed u.S. History?

Once, we took This test and...

Dad?

Remember the guy You said would come

If we didn't Eat our vegetables?

He's here.

That's not The boogeyman.

It's a homicidal killer.

Zatch.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Hyah!

Aah!

Hyah!

Aah! Aah!

Ah-hyah!

You're getting old, mac.

Aah!

Aah!

Hyah!

Hyah, skateboarder!

Hyah!

Me no speak english.

I wash dishes.

I--oh, fine.

I--aah!

Zatch, get the kids Out of here!

We're not leaving our dad!

You've got To go now!

Come on.

No. No! Dad!

I'd fight, But it is a school night.

Johnny, wait up!

Come on.

Listen. Who are you?

Jump!

Oh! Aah!

Kwantzu.

Aah!

Hey, look, I'm not good at this.

I'll explain To these ninja guys

That I don't Have any--mmm!

Listen. What Is going on?

Can we talk About this?

I'll say one thing And be quiet.

Hey!

I just want you to know

I felt really safe In your arms.

I've never Said that to a man.

We can't just leave Our dad all alone With those guys.

Quiet!

Your highnesses.

You must be quiet.

Who were those quimbies

In the camouflage Pajamas?

Those uniforms Really give them A chameleon-like ability

To blend in with Their surroundings.

Will you Just shut up

And let this guy--

Where'd he go?

I don't know, But I miss him already.

They have taken him.

Whoa! How does He do that?

Like this.

"They have taken him."

Who took him?

The same ones Who want you dead, Your highnesses.

Why do you Call us that?

Because you are Crown princes

And your father Was a king.

Oh, unreal.

Remember when I said before,

"What if my father Was a king"?

This is Completely insane.

I'm a crown prince.

Not you.

they are Crownprinces,

And their father Was a king.

And you are a maniac,

And your father Was a maniac...

And his father Was a maniac,

And his father Was a maniac.

Adam, don't help me.

You get the point.

And the guy his father Bought his house from

Was a maniac.

Good thinking, O patched one.

Let them think They're the real Crown princes.

We'll use them For decoys.

Hey, I'm going To go call the cops!

This could Be extremely dangerous,

So keep one eye On my friends

And one...

Well, you just do The best you can.

Search your memories, Your highnesses.

What do you Remember of life

Before you came To america?

What do you mean "Before"?

We were born here.

Weren't we?

Your brother was Too young to remember.

But you must remember Something of patusan.

Porta-san?

Uh, you mean those toilets At construction sites?

Ew, I'd give Up the throne.

No, not porta-san.

Patusan.

for 4,000 years,

patusan...

ruled by one line Of warrior kings,

was the most peaceful Place on earth.

then one day, The people gathered

to celebrate the birth Of crown prince ad-ham

of whom The prophecies foretold

would become A true visionary.

and his brother, Crown prince yow-ni,

would be even A greater warrior king

than his father.

it was foretold In the seventh cycle,

after men flew As eagles to the moon--

you just lost me.

the peace would be Broken by bloodshed.

Aah!

- aah! Aah! - aah! Aah!

a violent coup Led by colonel chi,

a foreign mercenary,

devastated our country.

I was head of The imperial guard.

it was my duty to Protect the royal family

at any cost.

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah!

Charge!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Aah!

Uhh!

Rotten hat.

I was summoned To the palace

and entrusted to protect The royal princes,

yow-ni and ad-ham,

from chi's determination To kill them.

why would he Do that?

the prophecies foretold

that on yow-ni's 16th birthday,

he would Ascend the throne,

and patusan would be Free once more.

I'm going to be 16 In two weeks.

I know, your highness.

Hyah!

Zatch, you And those children Will never escape!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Ooh! Ooh!

Uh, uh...

Uhh!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

As the prophecies Foretold,

The entire royal Family was killed,

Except for the two Young crown princes, Who escaped.

Whoa, that was really An excellent story.

Mac was a former American sailor.

Oy.

Ahh!

Aah!

Aah!

mac had worked For the royal family

for many years.

his loyalty to them Was beyond reproach.

It was into his arms

That I entrusted The two children.

You were those children, Your highnesses.

For colonel chi, You're the living threat

To his rule.

To me, you are The living prophecy

Who will Free our country.

Don't you have to drive To do that?

I really want to drive.

We don't Want to free Anything, tonto.

We want Our dad back.

That's all.

Mac is inconsequential.

The rebellion Is what counts now.

Return with me To patusan.

Hey!

Our dad is not Inconsequential.

You, Your prophecy...

Your rebellion...

That's inconsequential.

You have no sense Of duty or honor.

You have no sense Of humor, o.K.?

Listen up, amigo.

We're going To the cops.

comprende? Later on.

I don't have To convince you.

It's your destiny.

it has chosen you.

Hey, o.K., I got it all wired.

The cops said to meet us At your dad's place,

That is, if it's cool With our sight-challenged Friend here.

Hey, He disappeared again.

So you want me To believe

That this colonel cheese Or whoever he is

Sent these cowboy ninjas To bump heads

'cause he's mad At your old man.

Listen, all I know

Is that these Sketchy-looking ninjas

Dropped our dad

And went agro On the food hut.

All right, guys, From the top,

But this time How about we bring in An interpreter?

Excuse me. Are you open?

Really, they got Killer shakes, man.

It's worth the wait.

The food is good 'cause, you know...Cops.

So, you sure you kids

Are going to be All right tonight?

Yeah. I told you. Our uncle's staying with us.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Your uncle iggy, huh?

Well, I tell you what.

I'll leave A patrol unit

Outside your house tonight

Just in case anybody Gets any funny ideas

And tries to mess With you guys.

If you want to know What I really think,

Some guys are probably Leaning on your old man.

They came, Tore the place up,

And he split.

He's probably Chilled out somewhere

Taking it easy.

So don't even worry About it, all right?

Good night, fellas.

You know...

My dad isn't Chilling out someplace.

He'd never split on us.

He loves us.

All right.

I guess you're right, kid.

All right, now you kids Get in here

And clean up Your bloody rooms,

And I know best

'cause after all, I'm 37.

Don't make me come out And beat you

With a leg of mine That no longer works.

Uh, he's a very Distant relative.

Get out of here.

Come on, let's go.

Hey, you two Keep your eyes open Tonight, all right?

I don't want Anything coming down On those kids.

Bro?

Yeah, what's up?

I'm feeling kind of...

Freaked.

Freaked.

No worries, bra'.

I'm here.

Everything's going To be cool.

Hey...

Ten...

What if what that Zatch guy was saying Was true,

And it's, like, My destiny

To be a prince And a seer

And your destiny to be A prince and a warrior?

Don't forget. I'm the king.

Your dad won't miss These magazines.

There's a whole stack Underneath the bed.

Iggy, you can't be The king of patusan. You're not asian.

Oh, yeah? I've got Two words to say to you.

David carradine In kung fu.

crown prince ad-ham

will become A true visionary.

That's weird.

Where's shinobi?

I thought I was playing shinobi.

I've never been On this level before.

What a cool game.

Aah!

Johnny, you o.K.?

What's tall, dark, Wears a patch,

And always seems To be on my butt?

I could've Killed you easily

If I was sent By colonel chi.

That's a big challenge.

I'm 11 years old.

Give yourself A big pat on the back.

Shh!

Look!

Oh, wow.

Couldn't we just go back To the beginner's level?

Come on, let's go.

Quickly.

Wait here.

I think He's cooking.

What?

Let's go. Now.

Aah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Zatch!

Aah!

Aah!

Hey, not that way!

Come on!

Come on, brother.

When can we Go back home?

Your home is patusan.

Our home is that house Back there on ocean park.

You don't want To go back.

Long john silver here Left the gas on.

What if the house Blows up?

Oh!

That was our home.

He blew up our home.

I had no choice.

Now you have no choice But to come with me.

It's your destiny.

You ha--

You had no choice?

You're insane!

Get your lousy hands Off my brother!

Be still, Your highnesses.

You must understand

That there's No turning back.

Your lives will never Be the same again.

But what about our dad?

I'll help you find mac.

That, too, is part Of your destiny.

I can't believe I just did that.

What of this one?

The commoner?

Why don't you Just blow him up?

I am responsible For the destruction

Of my best friend's Personal property.

What? You didn't do anything.

Every time I say "What if," It comes true.

I said, "What if The house blew up?" And it blew up!

I have This tremendous Responsibility.

What if I lose This power?

Oh, my god!

I just said, "What if I lose This power?"

I lost it.

You keep him To amuse you, yes?

Like a boy Would keep A monkey or snake?

I can't believe I just blew up Somebody's house.

We can't just leave him.

Those guys saw him With us.

They're going To come after him.

He's got to come with us.

This is too much for me.

What if I just normally--

Let's go.

manchu to the stretching Chamber.

Aah!

bed of nails For prisoner lee.

bed of nails For prisoner lee.

Manchu...

This almost got wet.

Come here.

It's not enough

This electronic Piece of junk

Short-circuits All the time.

Your battery packs Are dry, colonel.

I know that!

Perhaps...

Perhaps I should Do something

To make you remember

How important it is For it to stay that way.

Telephone.

Get out of the way!

hi, this is colonel chi. I'm not in right now,

but if you leave Your name and number,

I'll get Right back to you.

Yes?

Zatch!

I should've known.

Kill him!

Kill them.

Hold on. I've got call waiting.

Yes?

Kill them!

Kill them immediately!

Good. Now, where were we?

Yes, kill them!

Send more men To los angeles.

Coach.

The boys are alive. I can feel it.

I want them dead.

Welcome to little patusan,

Where our people escaped Chi's reign of terror

And settled In los angeles.

Come. We'll go The imperial palace.

The best patusani food In l.A.

Your highnesses Will be safe here.

You'll find Your subjects love you And are loyal.

Great. We're The princes of take-out.

What did they eat?

Don't eat the chicken!

Table for four?

They do not speak Patusani, gum-bey.

He's prostrating himself To show you his loyalty.

His name is gum-bey.

Gumby?

As in Pokey's friend?

How's it hanging, Gumby?

This way, Your highness.

This way.

There'll be trouble, Gum-bey.

You should know that Before you take us in.

Trouble? Ha! Trouble does not Worry me.

His highness yow-ni

Is to be My daughter's Husband.

Me? A husband?

This is a day Of rejoicing.

I must tell others.

No, no, no, no. Time out!

Hold on! Wait a minute!

Yoo-hoo!

I'm going to be His daughter's husband?

The wedding Was agreed to

By your father And gum-bey

When you were Children.

He'll be your Gumby-in-law.

And now for your highness And for all of us,

A most joyful moment

As you meet Your future bride.

Aah.

You know What they say--

Chick's got a veil,

Dude better bail.

If they cover Her face,

Pick up the pace.

If she's afraid To show it,

She's...

Probably not Very attractive.

Wow.

You want to go To the mall sometime?

Way to close The deal, casanova.

You don't need to go out.

Soon you will be married.

And I will be yours Forever...

Your highness.

Maybe we ought To tell her

That johnny's Just the decoy,

And I'm the one She's really Going to marry.

We could tell her Later.

Later's good.

I couldn't sleep Last night.

Everything smelled Like chow mein.

Look at that.

You guys...

Look at this.

help!

Aah! Aah!

Run, run, run!

Aah! Aah!

Let's get out of here!

- help! - tell me where they are.

Hey!

Take your hands Off my betty.

It's them!

Now!

It would be great If you ran like a mother

And got winky, The one-eyed black belt.

Don't worry, bro. I've played This level before.

I got to get My power back.

Hyah!

Aah!

Let's see... Fish...Lobster...

Octopus!

Eat squid, poncho!

Aah!

500 bonus points!

Yes!

What if I could control The outcome of this fight?

and he will become An even greater warrior

than his father.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

Hyah!

Thank you.

Wow...

Hyah!

Johnny!

Hyah!

Aah!

Aaah!

Hyah!

Chopsticks. Perfect.

Huh?

Aaah!

Ow!

Aah!

Aaah!

Oh...Thank you.

I beat my best score.

I love this game.

Seriously, Don't thank me.

It's the least I can Do as your monarch.

It was incredible.

For a moment, I Almost had those guys.

I love the part When I was, like...

Sorry.

Your destiny Is drawing near.

Soon you will be A great warrior.

If he's a great warrior,

What about the kid here?

You'll be a seer Of visions.

Close your eyes

And tell me What you see.

I see you,

Leading thousands Victoriously into battle

And becoming A national hero.

Really?

Oh, my gosh!

You're wearing a dress!

What's this?

Psych!

What a bonehead.

Duh!

Love these legs.

Are you all right?

Yeah...

Thank goodness.

You are the symbol Of the revolution.

Even when they ask You not to put msg in,

You still put it in.

I knew it.

They've taken your Father to sri wan.

What's that?

The fortress of death.

We got to go get him!

Your highnesses Must return To patusan. Come!

Lieutenant spence. We got to get out of here!

He wanted To help us!

He won't fall for that Uncle iggy bit again.

How about aunt iggy?

Our friends will help us Escape. Quickly!

Where've you been?

Getting disguises.

You didn't recognize me, Did you?

Would you get in?

Disguises.

Well, hello, kids.

Come on, Let's hurry!

Let's go!

Get on the boat! Hurry!

Damn!

John! Adam!

Hey, aren't you, Uh--

Uncle iggy. Nice to meet you.

All right, kids, I'm 37.

Come here! Stop right here.

What's going On around here?

What are you doing here?

Trying to keep you From getting kidnapped.

Let's get out of here Quickly.

Let's go.

We're not being kidnapped.

We're starting A revolution.

Everything's cool.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it?

Revolution? Hold on. What's going on here?

I've been hauling My act all over town,

Stepping over ninjas All shapes and sizes,

So everything is most Definitely not cool,

Little man.

Lieutenant...

Good night.

Oh, yeah...

Good night, baby...

welcome to the sri wan Re-education facility.

You! Come on!

Come on!

All right, mac.

What is your approximate Weight? 180?

200.

Do what you want, chi.

You'll never find My boys.

Really, mac-o?

Well, word has it

That your boys are On their way here

To join their Daddy-o in hell.

Oh, yeah, this is Definitely me.

If we get there

And people aren't Dressed like this,

It's really going To affect my confidence.

Look, there it is.

Hey, guys!

We should be able to see The coast of patusan.

Oh, yeah. At last!

My country!

Good food, real toilets, Room service...

Everything's free. Help yourself.

Uh, pardon me. You see--

How did you get Those handcuffs off?

I had a key.

Where? We searched you.

I swallowed it Last tuesday.

You knew you'd be Needing it?

I swallow it Every tuesday.

You're not going To stop us.

I don't want To stop you.

In fact, I'm thinking About joining you.

You are?

I ain't had a vacation In 17 months,

Amongst other things,

And I'm in some Deep need of some Serious laughs,

You know What I'm saying?

Besides, I just had This funny feeling

That going With you guys...

Is your destiny.

Hey, look, Patusan.

Why did you do that?

It's going to Get spotted.

I put a hole in it.

Soon it will sink to The bottom of the ocean.

Seriously, that's an Excellent place to hide it.

What if we're getting Hammered and got to bail?

We shall either be Victorious or in our graves.

There's no gray area With you, is there?

I mean, the glass Is either half-full,

Or we're dead.

Come on!

Now stay together On the trail.

Watch out For large red ants,

Lizards with sharp teeth,

And black pythons,

Which can suffocate A man in one squeeze.

Thanks.

♪ this is the dangerous World we choose... ♪

Just beyond that ridge Is the village of mee grob.

While in patusan, Guests of the revolution

Stay at the mee grob hilton.

That's The mee grob hilton,

Serving strange things In shells since 1207.

It's the birthplace Of a great hope.

Wow. Then I got To get a t-shirt.

I can see the morning Cooking fires.

There will be Many supporters.

Then we'll go To the caves of kwantzu.

What's there?

Your inheritance.

Money?

No...

Something not even Money can buy--

The knives of kwantzu.

Knives?

Oh, yeah. Seriously, That's something Money can't buy.

Once I went To a cutlery store And said,

"Here's $100,000. Can I buy a knife?"

They said, "No. Money can't buy Knives."

That's why You hardly see Any around.

The expedition Came across a giant Rubber plant.

Unfortunately, They could not Cut it down.

For, as we know, money Can't buy knives.

Walking around the plant,

They continued On the shores Of patusan.

Can't we shut This chattering monkey up?

You know, I'd cut him,

But I don't Have a knife.

Who would do Something like this?

I'll give you Three guesses.

But why did they spare That old man

And those few others?

So there would be Someone left alive To tell.

Tell what?

To who?

To anyone who'd Help us.

This is what would Happen to them.

We're near kwantzu,

But the entrance To the cave is hidden.

How are we Supposed to find it?

It's not my destiny To find it.

Of course not. I am the king.

O.K., what if I find it?

Maybe down here.

Hey!

Come back here!

What are you Doing with that?

I'm talking to you.

Freeze right there.

Whoa! Cool!

You know, boy, don't you?

Where is it?

Where is it?

Aah!

Johnny!

Are you o.K.?

Yeah.

Hey, I found waldo!

Really?

Psych!

Seriously, Three years ago,

My cousin Went in a cave,

Never came out.

Nobody knows what Happened to him.

They think maybe his Body was eaten by bats.

You keep telling Them cave stories,

You and your cousin

Will have a lot More things in common.

The weapons of kwantzu.

Just as the prophecies Foretold,

These weapons will be yours, Your highness.

4,000 years...

Of warrior blood, Spirit, and energy

Are held in these weapons.

That spirit now...

Will enter you.

Stand and defend yourself!

Not you, him!

Defend myself?

Listen--

Kwantzu! Hah! Yah!

What is it with you-- Aah!

Listen! Hold on!

Listen! Hold on!

Hold on! Hold on! Could we stop this?

You got a really Bad aura about you.

Aah!

I don't know If you've noticed,

But everywhere we go, You have to fight...

And that means You got a problem,

Probably because Of a deep-seated Emotional trauma.

Aah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

The warrior spirit's Within you.

Hyah!

I don't want Any spirits in me!

I don't want Any spears in me!

I don't want Anything in me!

Hyah! Huh!

You're not getting it Through your head.

I don't want to Fight you.

Spirit or no spirit,

If you swing that thing At me one more time,

I'll kick your butt!

Aah!

O.K.

O.K. O.K.--

O.K.!

Hyah!

Never mess with zorro.

Wow! Johnny's amazing.

He can get a job as A sushi chef, no problem.

What is that?

It's a chain gang.

What do we do?

Go around them.

If we're picked up By one of the patrols,

We'll end up prisoners Ourselves.

Whoa! This trail Is massively narrow.

What if somebody fell?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Oof!

Aah!

Adam!

What have I said? I'm sorry!

Whoa! Whoa!

Aah!

Oh, wipe out!

Aah!

Wow! Insane ride.

Yeah, right.

♪ don't tell me If you're wrong or right ♪

♪ you know, There's just one thing ♪

♪ that I believe in... ♪

Drop the piece, punk.

This is lapd. You're under arrest.

♪ I'm hot, Ready or not ♪

♪ you know I'm comin' ♪

♪ I can't wait... ♪

There's Too many soldiers.

There's nothing We can do for them.

What? That's my brother!

I'm going after him!

No, wait!

It's too dangerous. You can't do this alone.

Worried about your Precious little revolution?

No...

I'm worried about you.

Aah!

Kids--they just don't Weigh the risks.

So you want to grab A cup of coffee?

Aah!

Ooh! Ow! Oh!

Yaah!

O.K., stay here.

No.

You wait here.

♪ too bad, you made me mad ♪

♪ and now you know it ♪

♪ you'll see... ♪

Hi.

♪ here comes trouble ♪

♪ pretty soon They're gonna pay, boy ♪

♪ here comes trouble ♪

♪ little do they know... ♪

Aah!

What did you Say to them?

You'll find out On our wedding night.

What's up?

What's up? Did you slide Down the mountain?

Yeah.

Stylin'?

Fully.

Uh, o.K., mr. Hero,

Now how in the heck

Are you going to Get us up out of here?

Hey...Hey.

Hey-hey-hey!

Whoa!

Let's go!

Come on! Come on!

What do you think?

This is not good.

You may only Have one eye,

But you don't Miss a trick.

Get in! Get in! Get in!

Aah!

Anyone need a ride?

Hyah!

Hyah!

What are you doing?

Let me go! I'm on a roll!

Adam, you're driving!

Ain't it bitching?

Come on! Go! Go! Go!

Seriously, There's dynamite here.

Well, throw it at them!

I got one!

Love of kwantzu! Light it first!

I need a light! I need a light!

Wait, wait!

I got something.

Cigarettes?

Yeah, yeah! I know I should quit.

Maybe you should Get the patch.

Look who I'm talking to.

O.K., baby! Yeah!

That's the way To go!

All right!

They're overjoyed To have their king back.

Cool.

Up until now, I didn't Know if you were worthy.

Now I know you are.

Worthy of what?

Of this.

Kwantzu!

Kwantzu!

Kwantzu!

The headband of a Patusani warrior prince.

Ahem!

Kwantzu!

Kwantzu!

Ahem!

Oh, give him one.

Let's go.

Ooh!

Uh!

Kwantzu, dudes!

Kwantzu, dudes!

Kwantzu, dudes!

My people, You know this song.

You can join us.

Kwantzu! Kwantzu!

- kwantzu! - kwantzu!

Kwantzu! Kwantzu!

- kwantzu! - kwantzu!

Kwantzu!

Kwantzu!

Johnny, can I talk To you for a second?

Yeah.

Talk to me forever.

I've been thinking.

I know I talked a lot About marrying you

And being queen--

Hey, no problem!

As soon as we Rescue my dad,

I'll tell him, and--

But, johnny, listen.

All my life, I've been Doing everything

That was expected Of a traditional Patusani girl.

And?

And who do my parents Think they are,

Telling me who I'm going to marry?

I'll decide who, Not them.

That is, if I marry.

That was a swell Kiss, but...

I just didn't want To hurt your feelings

About the marriage thing.

We can still date, Right?

Yeah, they must be Expecting an attack.

Check out all the guns.

They're all pointing Right at us.

Well, what about The other side Of the island?

There's a reef no ship Could get past,

And the only ship We had, I sunk.

Tell me about it!

What do you got?

What do you see?

It's not showing me Anything.

It's supposed to be Like magic, isn't it?

I thought it was real.

The magic is real.

But it's within you. It always has been.

Now tell me, What do you see?

Those trees over there.

Are patusanis any good at Woodcarving and stuff?

They're among the best In the world.

You want to buy A souvenir?

Remember, bend your knees. Use your arms.

Good.

Now you're stylin'.

All right. You guys ready To check out the waves?

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Th-this may come As a shock to you, But I...

Never surfed A day in your life?

We all know.

It's like A big joke.

Really?

Huh.

But what if you could?

The ability's Within you, bro.

What if I could?

Let's shred!

Kwantzu, dudes!

Kwantzu, dudes! Kwantzu, dudes!

Aah! Aah!

Brothers don't surf.

This get back To the 'hood,

Won't none of the homies Talk to me again.

♪ another day is done ♪

♪ still the hunger Burns inside of me ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ the heart beats To a different drum ♪

♪ like thunder, it wakes me From my sleep ♪

♪ hold on, This devil takes its toll ♪

♪ I must chase the fire That feeds my soul ♪

♪ oh, you've...You've Got to dig down deep ♪

♪ oh, when you want to Wake the dead ♪

♪ from their sleep ♪

♪ from now on ♪

♪ you'll know where To find me ♪

♪ from now on ♪

♪ I can't untie These hands of fate ♪

♪ from now on ♪

♪ there'll be no chains To bind me ♪

♪ from now on ♪

I surfed!

Oh!

♪ for sure, The time has come ♪

♪ oh, I got to look The future in the face ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ I got to get On my shoes ♪

♪ and run my run ♪

♪ or I'll just be a loser In this human race ♪

♪ hold on ♪

♪ the devil Takes its toll ♪

I surfed!

Johnny, did you see it? It was beautiful!

♪ oh, ya got to dig down, Down, down, down, down deep ♪

♪ when you want to Wake the dead ♪

♪ from their sleep ♪

♪ from now on ♪

♪ you'll know where To find me ♪

♪ from now on ♪

♪ I can't untie These hands of fate ♪

♪ from now on ♪

♪ there'll be no chains To bind me ♪

♪ from now on ♪

Ooh!

Here, bro, you're Going to need this.

We're separating?

Yes. This is an attack.

Aah!

Aah!

Yeah. Now this feels A little bit more familiar.

Aah!

Ow! Ohh! Ow! Ow!

Aah!

Yes!

Whoa-oh-ho-ho!

Ooh! Ow! Oh! Oh! Ow!

Johnny!

- zatch! - zatch!

He's not moving!

Zatch, come on!

Zatch?

What...

If I don't...

Die?

Hey, it works.

Ohh!

Aah!

Ooh, I'm sorry!

When you start a battle, You must finish it.

Go, my nephews.

Nephews?

Your father, Your real father,

Was the king, His brother.

You're my uncle?

Not you.

Ahh!

Dad, you chill here,

I'm going after chi.

Not alone, Johnny.

He can if It's his destiny.

You never listened To me before.

How can I stop you now?

Whoa! Oh-ho-ho!

Aah! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Yeah!

Aah!

I'm wet!

Aah!

I'm o.K.

Well...

At last.

Ohh!

Come on.

aah!

Aah!

Ahh!

Uh-uh-uh.

You have a sword. I don't have my gun.

Don't you want this To be a fair fight?

Take that, metalface.

Aah!

Ooh!

Oh!

Aah!

No! No! No!

Water! Water!

Wa--

Ha ha ha ha!

Nah.

Aah! Water!

water!

yeah! Yeah!

Yeah!

Kwantzu!

Yes!

patusan.

They're just the decoy.

It's hilarious. I mean, I'm the real king.

You're all my subjects, And she's my chick.

Enjoy.

You're not getting Any of this, are you?

It's all right.

Gentlemen, may I present A great holy man

Who was born in your Father's native village.

The baba ram Of mee grob.

Ahh...Huh?

Wa-wait a second.

I know this man.

-barbara ann. - yes. A very funny man, you know.

Very funny.

Rock 'n' roll, Dude.

Congratulations, Your highness.

Right this way.

Your majesty.

Princess.

I think they're waiting For you to say something.

I've got nothing.

I'll handle it, Bro.

Kwantzu, dudes!

Kwantzu!

- kwantzu! - kwantzu! Kwantzu!

They love this word.

It must mean, like...

Free beer or something.

It's my first act As your king...

I hereby dissolve The monarchy,

Give the government To its people

'cause your destiny's To be free!

I mean, don't Get me wrong--

Cool headgear, I love The clothes and all, but...

Excuse me one second.

News flash!

Your side lost!

Oh-ho-ho-ho!

Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh!

Like I was saying,

As my future queen and I Go off to take our s.A.T.S,

Remember, We're all created equal.

'cause I was born into royalty, I'm no different from you.

Put my face on a stamp, 50-cent piece,

And call it a day.

For now, my people, I'm out of here.

♪ ba-ba-ba Ba-barbara ann ♪

♪ ba-ba-ba Ba-barbara ann ♪

♪ barbara ann ♪

♪ take my hand ♪

♪ barbara ann ♪

♪ you got me rockin' And a-rollin' ♪

♪ rockin' and a-reelin', Barbara ann ♪

♪ ba-ba-ba Ba-barbara ann ♪

♪ went to a dance ♪

♪ lookin' for romance ♪

♪ so I thought I'd take a chance ♪

♪ barbara ann ♪

♪ take my hand ♪

♪ you got me rockin' And a-rollin' ♪

♪ rockin' and a-reelin', Barbara ann ♪

♪ ba-ba-ba Ba-barbara ann ♪

♪ ba-ba-ba Ba-barbara ann ♪

♪ ba-ba-ba Ba-barbara ann ♪

♪ barbara ann ♪

♪ take my hand ♪

♪ barbara ann ♪

♪ you got me rockin' And a-rollin' ♪

♪ rockin' and a-reelin', Barbara ann ♪

♪ ba-ba-ba Ba-barbara ann ♪

♪ tried peggy sue, Tried betty lou ♪

♪ tried mary lou, but I Knew they wouldn't do ♪

♪ barbara ann ♪

♪ take my hand ♪

♪ you got me rockin' And a-rollin' ♪

♪ rockin' and a-reelin', Barbara ann ♪

♪ ba-ba-ba Ba-barbara ann ♪

Let's go!

Yes! A-ha ha!

Oh, dancing now!

♪ ba-ba-ba Ba-barbara ann ♪

♪ ba-ba-ba Ba-barbara ann ♪

♪ barbara ann ♪

♪ take my hand ♪

♪ barbara ann ♪

♪ you got me rockin' And a-rollin' ♪

♪ rockin' and a-reelin', Barbara ann ♪

♪ ba-ba-ba Ba-barbara ann ♪

♪ went to a dance ♪

♪ lookin' for romance ♪

♪ saw barbara ann... ♪

♪ ohh, whoa-ohh, oh ♪

♪ you know ♪

♪ say, you know ♪

♪ how we do it ♪

♪ this is how we do it ♪

♪ this is how we do it ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ yeah, yeah ♪

♪ don't try to Understand it ♪

♪ 'cause this is How we do it ♪

♪ don't ask why ♪

♪ just comprehend it ♪

♪ yeah, yeah ♪

♪ and let the rhythm Move ya ♪

♪ day and night, We'll move your body ♪

♪ we'll move your body ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ all you have to Do is start it ♪

♪ all you got to do ♪

♪ that's all you got to do ♪

♪ oh ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ ahh, ahh, ahh ♪

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪

♪ you know how they do it ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ ahh, ahh, ahh ♪

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪

♪ brother do The job up ♪

♪ it's really happenin' ♪

♪ better be strappin' Along with the rappin' ♪

♪ pullin' acts like Straw from a floozy ♪

♪ I'm comin' down, Gonna feel me strong ♪

♪ got rats kickin' All night long ♪

♪ rugged crew, You're through ♪

♪ you know The way we do ♪

♪ mess around with Moe d, kid

♪ buzzin'! Yo! I pick A new style a day ♪

♪ I make the kids dumb In the worst way ♪

♪ it don't stop Till I stop it ♪

♪ pandemonium's showin' More how we drop it ♪

♪ we know heads or tails, So, quick, get to it ♪

♪ you might get hit, 'cause You know the way we do it ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ ahh, ahh, ahh ♪

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪

♪ you know how we do it ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ ahh, ahh, ahh ♪

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪

♪ you know how we do it ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ you know, I know, baby ♪

♪ said you know How we do it ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ ooh, ooh ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ohh, Ooh, baby! ♪

♪ you know how we do it ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ ahh, ahh, ahh ♪

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ ahh, ahh, ahh ♪

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ ahh, ahh, ahh ♪

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ ahh, ahh, ahh ♪

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh... ♪