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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: WEBVTT 00:05.240 --> 00:09.160 -You could've told her no, tell her no. -She's my boss, I can't uninvite her. 00:09.240 --> 00:11.119 Make up something, say it was cancelled. 00:11.199 --> 00:15.519 Okay, and on Monday at work, after she's seen all the Stories? 00:15.599 --> 00:17.600 Sort it out. Don't look at me. 00:18.039 --> 00:20.480 Forgive me, I didn't know it was such a VIP party. 00:20.559 --> 00:22.320 For fuck's sake, I didn't invite people from work. 00:22.399 --> 00:24.519 -Because you can't stand them. -And you invite your boss. Shit. 00:24.600 --> 00:29.239 -I'm sorry. -Okay, that's it, you told me. 00:31.800 --> 00:34.439 -Shall I make guacamole? -That's a no-brainer. 00:35.600 --> 00:38.039 You're in a shitty mood, aren't you? 00:38.119 --> 00:41.679 Babe, it's fine, we'll have a great time, my boss is nice. 00:41.759 --> 00:43.679 -How many in the end? -Ten. 00:44.119 --> 00:46.280 Ten? No, nine, right? 00:46.359 --> 00:48.759 -Martina... -Manuel is coming. 00:48.840 --> 00:50.399 -No! -Yes, Yerai told me. 00:50.479 --> 00:53.600 Fuck. Your ex, your boss... Is it my birthday or yours, girl? 00:53.679 --> 00:55.359 The more, the merrier. 00:55.439 --> 00:57.840 Don't speak in Catalan. I don't like it. 00:57.920 --> 01:00.640 -You do like it... I speak very well. -If I like it... 01:00.719 --> 01:03.200 Bullshit I like it. I'll speak to you in Asturian. 01:03.280 --> 01:05.719 I like you speaking in Asturian. 01:07.599 --> 01:09.319 C'mon, silly, don't get mad. 01:09.400 --> 01:12.280 What does two more people matter? It's going to be lots of fun. 01:12.359 --> 01:14.359 Sure. It'll be fucking great. 01:22.280 --> 01:24.000 -What? -What? 01:25.120 --> 01:26.439 What are you looking at? 01:26.760 --> 01:28.640 What's wrong? Is there something on my face? 01:28.719 --> 01:31.319 No. Did you cut your hair? 01:31.719 --> 01:32.760 No. 01:33.319 --> 01:36.760 -Is your beard longer or something? -No. No way! No. 01:37.920 --> 01:41.000 -I don't know, you look different. -Because I'm old. 01:41.680 --> 01:43.200 I'm old, fucking hell. 01:43.280 --> 01:46.959 -You're cute. Growing up suits you. -Get outta here! 01:47.040 --> 01:48.519 Ass-kisser. 01:48.920 --> 01:51.280 Girl, 35 already. 01:55.599 --> 01:56.840 Hello? 01:57.359 --> 01:58.519 Thanks. 01:58.599 --> 02:00.040 Thanks, thanks a lot. 02:00.439 --> 02:02.879 I know, my God, I know. 02:02.959 --> 02:05.480 No, some friends are coming around later, 02:05.560 --> 02:07.000 but nothing special. 02:08.439 --> 02:10.280 No, no, not yet. 02:10.360 --> 02:11.919 No, no. Nothing so far. 02:12.000 --> 02:15.719 DAFNE AND THE REST 02:20.680 --> 02:23.039 -What are you doing? -I'm going, honey. 02:23.120 --> 02:25.960 -But you just got here. -I don't feel so good. 02:26.520 --> 02:30.120 -Honey, what are you saying? -I took an Lorazepam before coming. 02:30.199 --> 02:33.319 I wasn't going to come, but... I don't feel like being here. 02:33.400 --> 02:36.400 -You haven't even given him your gift. -I don't know him, I'm embarrassed. 02:36.479 --> 02:38.639 It's all so strange, I feel awkward. 02:38.719 --> 02:41.240 Amaya looks at me like she's judging me, you know? 02:41.319 --> 02:43.840 You're all very nice, eh? But it's just... 02:43.919 --> 02:46.479 -Come on! -No, honey. I'm going home. 02:46.560 --> 02:49.240 I'll put on an episode of a series and relax, really. 02:49.319 --> 02:50.800 -No. -Please. 02:51.199 --> 02:53.240 One drink? Just one. 02:53.319 --> 02:55.360 You haven't tried my curried chicken sandwiches. 02:55.439 --> 02:58.240 They're nice, but not store-bought, I made them myself, honestly. 02:58.319 --> 03:02.039 -It'd make me happy. -I want to go, don't pressure me. 03:03.199 --> 03:04.840 Don't look at me like that. 03:05.560 --> 03:08.719 Fuck, I'm so soft, I always give in to emotional blackmail. 03:08.800 --> 03:12.240 I'll have a glass of wine, one, give him my gift and go home. 03:12.319 --> 03:13.520 Okay. 03:16.319 --> 03:17.759 Come on then. 03:18.680 --> 03:21.680 César, thanks a lot for inviting me. 03:21.759 --> 03:24.479 -That's alright. -I have something for you. 03:24.560 --> 03:28.360 -Really? There was no need. -It's something silly. 03:28.439 --> 03:30.599 -Thanks a lot. -Since I don't know you... 03:30.680 --> 03:33.400 Well, you're the only one who's given me anything. 03:33.479 --> 03:36.759 Hey, wait, wait. Come on! 03:37.520 --> 03:39.800 It seems like everyone is having a good time 03:39.879 --> 03:42.520 because the music's very loud, but no. Look at them. 03:42.599 --> 03:44.479 Please, stop, you're so clingy. 03:44.560 --> 03:48.120 She loves him kissing her, but not in front of people, 03:48.199 --> 03:50.560 she feels bad, phony, fake. 03:51.120 --> 03:54.159 And there, look at those gays, really uncomfortable, sure. 03:54.240 --> 03:58.159 One girl's ex hooking up with her friend and they all know it. 03:58.240 --> 04:02.080 Although that kind of boy on Grindr likes to be the center of attention, 04:02.159 --> 04:03.840 these two don't. 04:03.919 --> 04:06.319 -This is really weird. -Drink and shut up. 04:06.400 --> 04:08.400 -I've got heartburn. -Then drink more. 04:08.719 --> 04:12.039 And it's intense with these girls. They haven't seen each other 04:12.120 --> 04:14.879 since they got it on that day of the tequila shots. 04:14.960 --> 04:17.959 You didn't know? No, nobody knows, it's a secret. 04:18.040 --> 04:20.639 But everyone here gets it on with everyone at the drop of a hat, 04:20.720 --> 04:21.720 since they're so good-looking. 04:21.800 --> 04:24.199 Don't worry. It's all fine. 04:24.279 --> 04:25.319 Are you sure? 04:25.399 --> 04:27.759 No, not at all, it's not fine. 04:27.839 --> 04:28.959 Yeah, girl. Friends. 04:29.040 --> 04:30.680 That's a lie. 04:30.759 --> 04:32.879 I don't know, you've sent me so many messages... 04:32.959 --> 04:35.360 Sure, I went a bit haywire. 04:35.439 --> 04:37.279 I broke up with a girl recently 04:37.360 --> 04:41.079 And since... you and I... We... It's all fine. 04:41.639 --> 04:44.839 Okay, for me too. I'm glad we talked it over. 04:44.920 --> 04:46.839 Talked it over? No, you haven't. 04:46.920 --> 04:50.600 The waitress is stuck on her because she's a real dyke 04:50.680 --> 04:53.480 and not a bogus lesbian. And that hug doesn't help, 04:53.560 --> 04:56.120 but look at the dignity she's handling it with. Amazing. 04:56.199 --> 04:57.519 What are you talking about? 04:57.600 --> 04:58.800 She's such a ditz, poor girl. 04:58.879 --> 05:00.759 The talent show? The talent show, right? 05:00.839 --> 05:03.839 I didn't see the gala yesterday. The building's antenna was busted 05:03.920 --> 05:07.199 and I tried to watch it online, but the connection we've got... 05:07.279 --> 05:09.120 ...is shit. It's fine on my phone, 05:09.199 --> 05:12.839 but on TV I don't know what's up. What company are you with? 05:13.240 --> 05:14.480 -Yoigo. -Amena. 05:14.560 --> 05:16.600 -Amena. Yeah, right, Amena. -Yes. 05:16.680 --> 05:18.480 -Does Amena still exist? -Sure. 05:18.560 --> 05:20.160 That's cool. I thought it didn't exist anymore. 05:20.240 --> 05:24.600 Free, right? I'm as free as the rising sun... 05:24.680 --> 05:26.839 -What are you doing? -The song in the ad. 05:26.920 --> 05:29.079 -I didn't remember it. -No, me neither. 05:29.160 --> 05:33.040 Nino Bravo, girls. The singer, don't you remember? 05:33.120 --> 05:34.279 No? 05:35.120 --> 05:39.000 -Well, shall we have a toast? -Hey, yeah, please. 05:39.079 --> 05:41.279 And eat up, the guacamole is turning black. 05:41.360 --> 05:44.480 -It's not bought, I made it. -You can tell, girl, you can. 05:45.279 --> 05:48.079 -You're bad, so bad. -I'm going to try it. 05:48.160 --> 05:49.639 Who wants a beer? 05:49.720 --> 05:52.600 I don't understand the game. All I do is drink and drink. 05:52.680 --> 05:55.600 Sure, Aurora, you only have to drink if you've done it. 05:55.680 --> 05:58.920 If you've done what they say, then you drink. 05:59.000 --> 06:01.839 So you thought that I had a threesome with two black guys? 06:01.920 --> 06:04.519 I didn't. I drank because I saw 06:04.600 --> 06:06.279 that girl drinking and I drank too. 06:06.360 --> 06:07.600 That girl? 06:07.680 --> 06:10.040 I've never been with two black guys in my life. 06:10.120 --> 06:13.079 Not two or even one. No, no. I wish! 06:13.160 --> 06:14.480 Okay, my turn, my turn. 06:14.560 --> 06:17.680 I've never done it in the showers at the gym. 06:19.439 --> 06:22.199 -Raquel? -You're drinking? Seriously? 06:22.279 --> 06:23.319 Raquel... 06:24.160 --> 06:26.920 Alright, alright, I'd go with my ex to Body Pump, 06:27.000 --> 06:28.920 the gym at the San Miguel Market, 06:29.000 --> 06:31.480 and on Wednesday mornings there was no one there. 06:32.000 --> 06:34.360 Alright, me, me... 06:34.439 --> 06:38.199 I've never hooked up with my friend's ex. 06:38.879 --> 06:41.680 -Girl... -You're poison, girl, poison. 06:41.759 --> 06:43.920 That's bad, it's so uncomfortable, so awkward now. 06:44.000 --> 06:46.639 Well, I have, but it's fine. Is anything wrong, Dafne? 06:46.720 --> 06:47.839 -It's fine. -It's fine. 06:47.920 --> 06:49.759 -It's fine. -It's fine. So, look, I'm drinking. 06:50.240 --> 06:54.120 I don't know. These questions! 06:54.199 --> 06:56.319 At this rate I'll never drink again. 06:56.399 --> 06:59.680 Hey, please, really. Can you ask more normal questions? 06:59.759 --> 07:02.000 -Or that aren't about sex? -Like what? 07:02.079 --> 07:04.279 Well, for example... 07:04.800 --> 07:06.879 Okay: I've never stuck 07:06.959 --> 07:09.879 the stamp from a disco with saliva to get in free. 07:09.959 --> 07:12.040 -What? -What? I didn't understand that. 07:12.120 --> 07:14.600 Your friend licks the ink on the stamp 07:14.680 --> 07:17.560 and sticks it on you. You know? I've done it. 07:17.639 --> 07:19.439 No, I've done it one or two times. 07:19.519 --> 07:22.519 Me too. When I was young. 07:23.000 --> 07:26.279 -I don't remember, actually. -Go on then. My turn. 07:27.360 --> 07:30.079 I've never, ever, got it on with a guy. 07:30.439 --> 07:33.120 But almost all of us here have got it on with a guy. 07:33.199 --> 07:35.439 I mean someone of the same sex, 07:35.519 --> 07:37.800 me with a guy, you with a girl, got it? 07:37.879 --> 07:42.000 -That's dangerous. -César, you drank! 07:42.079 --> 07:44.920 -You got it on with a guy? -Yes, technically, yes. 07:45.000 --> 07:47.319 -Whoah. -You never told me. 07:47.399 --> 07:49.439 -What's wrong? -What do you mean: what's wrong? 07:49.519 --> 07:51.879 -You don't remember, right? -Me? What? 07:51.959 --> 07:54.920 When we came back from the music fest totally wasted. 07:55.000 --> 07:56.879 -No. -We snogged. 07:56.959 --> 07:58.560 What are you saying? No. 07:58.639 --> 08:02.839 She doesn't count, honey. Spit it out, she doesn't count. 08:02.920 --> 08:05.279 Yeah, fuck, she was a guy to me, she had a beard. 08:05.360 --> 08:07.959 -Well... -Honey, you're making it up. 08:08.040 --> 08:10.680 I must've been shitfaced. I don't remember, at all. 08:10.759 --> 08:14.000 We were both shitfaced. The lift was out of order 08:14.079 --> 08:16.480 and I couldn't walk up, I was so smashed. 08:16.560 --> 08:19.399 I sat on the stairs, I don't remember how it happened, 08:19.480 --> 08:21.240 you dragged me over... 08:21.319 --> 08:24.040 We ended up both sitting on the stairs and we snogged. 08:25.120 --> 08:27.240 -Yeah? -But why? 08:27.319 --> 08:28.879 I don't know, we were wasted. 08:28.959 --> 08:33.159 -I'll drink again 'cause I feel like it. -It doesn't count, honey. 08:33.240 --> 08:35.200 It doesn't count, I'm with you. I'm in shock. 08:35.279 --> 08:38.320 Well, well. You're all so modern. 08:38.399 --> 08:42.399 I've never kissed a girl, or even imagined it. 08:42.480 --> 08:43.919 But as a little girl? 08:44.000 --> 08:45.679 -Little girl? -Little girl. 08:45.759 --> 08:47.840 -You kissed when you were little? -Sure. 08:47.919 --> 08:50.440 God, if my father saw me kiss a girl when I was little 08:50.519 --> 08:53.840 -he would've whacked me... -Hey, when we were little... 08:53.919 --> 08:56.080 -Not me. -We were kids. A little kiss... 08:56.159 --> 08:59.799 -Not me. I've never done it. -She's offended. 08:59.879 --> 09:02.000 Well, I don't remember. But no. 09:02.080 --> 09:05.919 My cousin Soraya and I would play weddings and kiss. 09:06.000 --> 09:07.120 Weddings? 09:07.200 --> 09:10.440 No, hey, just little pecks, all very light, but we kissed. 09:10.519 --> 09:12.440 But I don't remember it as something cool 09:12.519 --> 09:14.720 or to go telling people, like you guys. 09:14.799 --> 09:16.960 Really, it's 2020 and it's no big deal, right? 09:17.039 --> 09:20.120 I don't know, I think I've kissed a girl, but... 09:20.200 --> 09:23.440 just kisses, I mean, kisses, that's it, I don't know. 09:23.519 --> 09:25.720 -Not me. -Well, I've kissed a girl too. 09:34.759 --> 09:37.559 -Do you want...? -No, thanks. 09:47.240 --> 09:48.559 Shall we put on some music? 10:02.480 --> 10:05.360 Honey, can you tell your friend to please change the music? 10:05.440 --> 10:08.960 I don't know a single song. Really, somethin' bedda... 10:09.039 --> 10:10.720 Bedda? 10:11.919 --> 10:14.440 -Better. -You're drunk, eh? 10:14.519 --> 10:16.360 -Yeah? -Fuck, you're slurring your words. 10:16.440 --> 10:18.840 -Nothing wrong with that, right? -Why would there be? 10:18.919 --> 10:21.679 There is, of course. He doesn't like seeing her so pissed, 10:21.759 --> 10:24.480 but he says it because he thinks it's what he should do 10:24.559 --> 10:27.480 because he read a book about toxic masculinity or whatever. 10:27.559 --> 10:29.559 You look pretty, so flushed. 10:30.320 --> 10:33.919 Gorgeous, but she smells of sweat. That's how it is. 10:34.879 --> 10:36.759 -You have to tell the audience. -No. 10:36.840 --> 10:39.360 -What are you doing now? -I don't know, girl. 10:39.440 --> 10:40.679 The same as before. 10:40.759 --> 10:43.120 No, now we're onto Kiss, Truth or Dare. 10:43.200 --> 10:45.879 It's a different game, you didn't understand. 10:45.960 --> 10:47.879 The name of the game says it: Kiss, Truth or Dare. 10:47.960 --> 10:50.240 Very fitting for someone's 35th birthday. Great. 10:50.320 --> 10:51.879 -Whose turn is it now? -Eva's. 10:51.960 --> 10:53.799 Right then. 10:53.879 --> 10:56.799 -Dare. -Dare... No, no. 10:56.879 --> 10:58.840 Tell a truth. Tell us things about this guy. 10:58.919 --> 11:01.600 -Man, I don't see the fun in that. -Me neither. 11:01.679 --> 11:05.240 -Dare. -Dare... Okay. 11:05.320 --> 11:07.960 Show us what you learned in your clown class. 11:08.919 --> 11:10.600 -Class...? -Clown class. 11:10.679 --> 11:13.600 -Exactly, she wants to be one. -You're evil, eh? 11:13.679 --> 11:15.639 -Do some tricks or something. -Sure. 11:15.720 --> 11:17.279 -Go on. -Go on, Eva. 11:17.360 --> 11:20.799 -You said dare. -Do it. It's his birthday. 11:23.840 --> 11:27.360 I'll do it. Just a second. I've got it, okay. 11:27.440 --> 11:28.799 It's that way. 11:31.679 --> 11:34.840 Who's that there? Hi! 11:35.679 --> 11:40.559 Cheez, what we got 'ere? Lotsa people, eh? 11:41.399 --> 11:45.240 Woss goin' on 'ere? Woss goin' on? 11:45.320 --> 11:46.600 A kek! 11:46.679 --> 11:49.919 A kek... A birchday kek. 11:50.559 --> 11:53.799 -This eez a birchday kek. -Hey, be careful. 11:53.879 --> 11:57.679 The shair, the shair's fine. Look, another shair, it's fine. 11:57.759 --> 12:01.279 This is a birchday kek. Shall we shing? 12:01.360 --> 12:02.840 Happy birchday... 12:02.919 --> 12:05.080 No, no, careful, careful, careful. 12:05.159 --> 12:07.039 Ees alright! 12:07.799 --> 12:10.360 -Happy birchday! -Thanks. 12:10.440 --> 12:11.799 Great! 12:11.879 --> 12:14.000 -Very good. -Very good, very good. 12:14.080 --> 12:16.320 You were good. Great. 12:16.399 --> 12:18.480 Very brave, very brave. 12:18.559 --> 12:22.159 Terrific, honey. Terrific, fucking great. 12:22.240 --> 12:23.720 -Good, honey, really good. -Well... 12:23.799 --> 12:25.519 -Very cool. -Yes. 12:25.840 --> 12:27.039 -Well then, some shots? -Go on. 12:27.120 --> 12:28.879 -The Jäger's run out. -And the ice. 12:28.960 --> 12:31.279 I don't care, I'm on beer, but there's no ice, okay? 12:31.360 --> 12:33.360 Okay, I'll go buy it. I can get some air. 12:33.440 --> 12:34.759 -Cool. -I'll go with you. 12:34.840 --> 12:36.720 -No, I'll go, you relax. -No, I don't mind. 12:36.799 --> 12:38.159 Neither do I. 12:38.240 --> 12:39.279 I don't mind. 12:39.360 --> 12:42.960 Honey, it's my house. I don't mind, really. Sit down. 12:43.039 --> 12:44.879 Come on, hit the street. 12:47.320 --> 12:50.840 Hey, that thing you just did, the clown thing, 12:51.759 --> 12:53.399 does it have a future? 12:53.480 --> 12:55.240 There are no potato sticks, there's nothing. 12:55.320 --> 12:57.840 Then get corn chips. No one's going to eat them. 12:57.919 --> 13:01.080 You saw the potato omelet, it's all left over. 13:01.159 --> 13:03.120 It's supposed to be the queen of the party. 13:03.200 --> 13:06.480 People come and gobble it up, but it's there, untouched. 13:06.559 --> 13:08.080 Was it not nice? 13:08.519 --> 13:10.559 -Are you getting ice? -Alright. 13:26.279 --> 13:27.519 Hello. 13:28.120 --> 13:29.320 Hello. 13:30.039 --> 13:31.320 How are you? 13:31.399 --> 13:34.159 Good, we're out for a walk. 13:35.879 --> 13:38.159 -It's weird, huh? -Why? 13:38.240 --> 13:40.399 You didn't answer my messages. 13:41.279 --> 13:43.600 I know, I'm the worst. I'm sorry. 13:43.679 --> 13:46.080 You unmatched me and I didn't have your number. 13:46.159 --> 13:49.080 -That was mean. -I haven't been on Coupler long. 13:49.600 --> 13:51.080 Okay, cool, but a little respect. 13:51.159 --> 13:53.320 You can't come around one fine morning to suck my cock, 13:53.399 --> 13:55.919 swallow my semen and then... not answer me. 13:56.000 --> 13:57.720 It's not good, no. 13:58.519 --> 14:01.080 No, I thought it worked like that. 14:01.159 --> 14:03.759 -Okay. -No, sorry, it's just... 14:03.840 --> 14:05.919 You're so young and cute 14:06.000 --> 14:08.440 that I was surprised that you wrote to me, I didn't understand. 14:08.519 --> 14:09.639 Dafne, you don't have to explain. 14:09.720 --> 14:12.559 No, but I want to. You seem really nice, 14:12.639 --> 14:14.919 but I thought if a guy like you goes on Coupler, 14:15.000 --> 14:16.279 then he doesn't want a relationship. 14:16.360 --> 14:18.679 No, I don't want one. But you can't just turn up, 14:18.759 --> 14:21.519 give someone a blowjob and vanish. 14:21.600 --> 14:24.279 I don't know how Coupler works, but it's not good. 14:26.080 --> 14:28.559 You're right, I'm an idiot. 14:28.639 --> 14:29.799 Okay. 14:30.519 --> 14:33.399 Okay... okay I'm an idiot 14:33.480 --> 14:35.399 or you forgive me for behaving like an idiot? 14:35.480 --> 14:37.559 You're full of preconceptions. 14:38.679 --> 14:39.879 Maybe, yes. 14:40.240 --> 14:43.480 You see me younger than you and you make up, project or think... 14:43.559 --> 14:45.919 No, I'm not making anything up. 14:46.000 --> 14:47.639 I mean, look at me. 14:48.600 --> 14:49.799 I'm looking at you. 14:49.879 --> 14:52.279 Look at us. Look. 14:54.120 --> 14:56.360 - We make a nice couple. - Come on. 14:56.720 --> 15:00.039 It was obvious I didn't want to have a bad time, you know? 15:00.120 --> 15:03.559 I've only had one Coupler date 15:03.639 --> 15:05.240 and it was actually... kind of average. 15:05.320 --> 15:06.799 Sure, but you could've worked at it a bit more. 15:06.879 --> 15:08.559 Or didn't you think we'd ever meet again 15:08.639 --> 15:11.559 and you'd feel like shit for not answering me? 15:12.639 --> 15:14.440 Take my number. 15:14.840 --> 15:17.840 -I don't want it. -Yes, you do, take it, please. 15:17.919 --> 15:20.360 -Sure, but I won't call you. -Okay. 15:20.440 --> 15:23.840 Well, I'll write it down and you do what you want. Here. 15:23.919 --> 15:25.080 Thanks. 15:25.159 --> 15:26.679 Hey, look... 15:26.759 --> 15:28.399 Why don't we do like in the movies? 15:28.480 --> 15:31.240 Start over, introduce ourselves, okay? 15:31.320 --> 15:32.759 -Like in the movies... -Hello, I'm Dafne. 15:32.840 --> 15:34.480 -Are you serious? -Yes. 15:34.559 --> 15:36.759 Fuck, what a loser, I don't do that shit. Christ! 15:36.840 --> 15:40.440 -Please... -Like the fucking movies, she says. 15:40.519 --> 15:42.960 -Go on. -'Bye, cutie. 15:44.039 --> 15:46.919 -What are you planning? -No, some girl who dumped me. 15:47.000 --> 15:48.600 Who's the cute guy? 15:49.399 --> 15:52.159 Someone I unmatched because I'm an asshole. 15:52.840 --> 15:54.960 Yes, they look at me weird, don't you realize? 15:55.039 --> 15:56.360 You're so paranoid. No. 15:56.440 --> 15:59.039 People don't care about anything, they don't care about you. 15:59.120 --> 16:03.120 No, I know. I'm going tell them: "Guys, guys, guys. Guys!" 16:03.559 --> 16:05.559 I'll explain, no, I'll tell them... 16:05.639 --> 16:08.200 -No, you don't have to say anything. -Yes. 16:08.279 --> 16:12.879 Because they think I'm an opportunist, or a weirdo. 16:12.960 --> 16:14.879 I don't know what they think, but it's not good. 16:14.960 --> 16:19.120 -I'm not surprised. -Shrug it off. 16:19.200 --> 16:22.399 But let's act like it's all normal, because it's fucking weird for me. 16:22.480 --> 16:24.679 And if I see you looking glum... 16:25.559 --> 16:27.960 -I don't say anything? -You don't say anything. 16:28.039 --> 16:29.519 -No? -It's worse. 16:32.600 --> 16:34.919 And my hair's terrible too. 16:35.000 --> 16:37.720 That wax you gave me doesn't work, it pulls my hair down. 16:37.799 --> 16:39.639 -Go on. -I look awful. 16:39.720 --> 16:42.799 -He's stressed out, poor guy. -Yes, no, I look awful, horrible. 16:43.799 --> 16:45.200 You're the cutest. 16:45.279 --> 16:47.279 -Really? -Of the whole party, yes. 16:50.480 --> 16:52.519 Well, okay. 16:58.440 --> 17:00.000 You get hard really fast. 17:00.080 --> 17:03.080 Babe, what do you want me to do? You get me so horny. 17:03.159 --> 17:05.240 I'm like a 15-year-old. 17:05.319 --> 17:06.680 -Shall I whip it out? -No. 17:06.759 --> 17:08.720 -Yes, a little. A little. -No. 17:08.799 --> 17:10.200 There it is, trapped, 17:10.279 --> 17:13.480 it wants to come out and say hello. Just a bit. 17:13.559 --> 17:15.440 I don't want to fool around, I need a piss 17:15.519 --> 17:17.799 and I don't want it to be like a sprinkler. 17:18.200 --> 17:19.599 Can I watch? 17:20.119 --> 17:21.720 While I piss? 17:23.880 --> 17:24.839 Go on. 17:31.240 --> 17:32.240 Come closer. 17:32.319 --> 17:34.400 How naughty! 17:34.480 --> 17:37.200 Then everyone started laughing. 17:37.279 --> 17:41.680 But look, when I say everyone, I mean everyone, everyone. 17:41.759 --> 17:45.759 My mother, my aunt Amparo, my uncle Juan, 17:46.359 --> 17:48.440 my cousins, 17:48.519 --> 17:50.839 Pilarín... Well, well, Pilarín... 17:50.920 --> 17:53.440 Pilarín was cracking up 17:53.519 --> 17:57.119 and I'm there vomiting like a fool! 17:57.799 --> 18:00.359 But hey, I was laughing too. 18:00.440 --> 18:04.599 They were all laughing and I said me too, then. 18:04.680 --> 18:09.200 Then I thought: What is this?! Do you know what...? 18:09.279 --> 18:12.839 I mean, check it out, eh? Check this out... 18:12.920 --> 18:15.799 I can vomit and laugh at the same time. 18:16.480 --> 18:19.839 It's crazy. Just insane. 18:19.920 --> 18:23.559 What is this? It smells like herbs... What is it? Does it smell like herbs? 18:23.640 --> 18:26.440 This is very weird. What did you give me, guys? 18:27.160 --> 18:28.680 What did you give me? 18:29.880 --> 18:32.359 What did you give me? 18:34.400 --> 18:37.920 -What are you thinking about? -Nothing. 18:42.319 --> 18:43.519 What? 18:44.000 --> 18:47.279 -You don't give up, do you? -Tell me. 18:47.359 --> 18:50.279 I'm not into anyone. That's what you want to know, right? 18:50.359 --> 18:53.119 There you go, you know I don't care about that stuff. 18:53.200 --> 18:56.279 -I'm doing fine. -But you never tell us anything. 18:56.359 --> 18:59.400 Because I'm reserved, okay? I'm reserved. 18:59.480 --> 19:01.480 So accept me and don't judge me. 19:01.559 --> 19:03.839 Girl, if you tell me your stuff, what do you want me to do? 19:03.920 --> 19:06.440 Do I force you? You're a blabbermouth, 19:06.519 --> 19:09.920 it's your personality, I accept it. It's fine. 19:10.000 --> 19:13.720 But leave me alone, girl, you're so insistent. 19:14.119 --> 19:16.160 Yes, I understand all that. 19:16.759 --> 19:20.880 -But you're acting weird. -Jeez... you're so stubborn. 19:20.960 --> 19:22.359 Go on, what? 19:23.400 --> 19:27.240 I'm not telling you, I'm not telling you, I'm not. 19:27.319 --> 19:30.319 It's my life, my stuff. I'm not telling you. 19:40.640 --> 19:42.880 -I got it on with a girl. -What? 19:43.359 --> 19:45.759 It was on the tip of my tongue and I had to let it out 19:45.839 --> 19:47.119 because I had to tell someone. 19:47.200 --> 19:49.119 You cheated on César, girl? 19:50.200 --> 19:51.759 Well, cheated on him... 19:52.480 --> 19:54.519 Well, yes, we fucked and everything. 19:55.279 --> 19:57.359 -And you haven't told him, right? -No. 19:58.480 --> 20:00.160 You have to tell him, honey. 20:00.640 --> 20:03.079 -What for? -Because of fidelity. 20:03.160 --> 20:05.759 Because you have a pact of fidelity, I suppose, right? 20:05.839 --> 20:07.799 Yes. I don't know, we haven't discussed it much. 20:07.880 --> 20:10.960 You haven't discussed it much because it's taken for granted. 20:11.480 --> 20:13.480 -I don't know. -Honey, you do know. 20:13.559 --> 20:15.200 You love him, you're going to marry him. 20:15.279 --> 20:17.920 It's only fair he should know. Hey, I'd love to know. 20:18.000 --> 20:20.240 And when Manuel told me he'd been flirting with a ton of... 20:20.319 --> 20:23.279 Sure, but I can't tell him, Dafne, he'll get mad, 20:23.359 --> 20:25.359 shout at me and it didn't mean anything to me, 20:25.440 --> 20:26.720 so I don't know why I have to tell him. 20:26.799 --> 20:30.119 Out of honesty. It's good that he knows. 20:30.200 --> 20:32.519 I can't tell him because he'll leave me. 20:32.599 --> 20:34.440 Right then, it's up to you. 20:35.920 --> 20:37.559 You shouldn't have told me. 20:38.039 --> 20:40.039 I'm sorry. I don't know. 20:40.119 --> 20:42.480 -We're friends. -No, we're not that close. 20:42.559 --> 20:45.039 It's a fucker. What do I do with this information? 20:45.119 --> 20:47.440 Obviously I'm not going to tell him but now when I see him 20:47.519 --> 20:50.000 I won't be able to think of anything else, girl. 20:50.440 --> 20:53.400 -It's so unfair. -I'm sorry, okay? 20:53.880 --> 20:56.880 -I wanted to let off steam. -I understand, I do. 20:59.039 --> 21:00.240 Who is it? 21:01.440 --> 21:02.720 Nobody. 21:04.240 --> 21:05.440 Raquel. 21:06.559 --> 21:07.799 Raquel. 21:08.839 --> 21:10.920 -What a fuck-up, girl. -Right. 21:11.000 --> 21:13.079 She's taking it well, actually. 21:13.160 --> 21:14.599 No, she's not taking it well. 21:14.680 --> 21:16.720 She's hooked, she's fucking heartbroken 21:16.799 --> 21:19.759 and she puts up with seeing the girl she likes with her boyfriend. 21:19.839 --> 21:22.680 And she's so pitiful, she goes to the boyfriend's birthday party 21:22.759 --> 21:25.960 to be close to her in case she gets an opening. Pathetic. 21:26.039 --> 21:27.680 So, shots? 21:28.160 --> 21:32.160 -Shots? Shots? -Fuck, what a pain, man. 21:32.240 --> 21:34.839 What's your problem with me? Can't you see I'm chilled out? 21:34.920 --> 21:37.400 I don't like people shouting next to me. You spat all over me. 21:37.480 --> 21:39.319 Shots, shots... 21:39.920 --> 21:43.559 You want shots? Have them. You don't need anyone's approval. 21:43.640 --> 21:44.960 -You're a big boy, right? -Yeah. 21:45.039 --> 21:47.759 -You're being a bit unbearable. -What do you mean? 21:47.839 --> 21:50.920 -Fucking relax a bit. -Shots, shots... 21:51.279 --> 21:55.640 -What an asshole, man! -Cut it out. 21:56.599 --> 21:59.039 Why are you so annoyed that I'm hooking up with him? 21:59.119 --> 22:01.599 -I'm not annoyed, I don't care. -No, not at all. 22:01.680 --> 22:04.039 But you amaze me. You said he was an asshole. 22:04.119 --> 22:06.720 -And now the whole party... -Yerai, you're always needling. 22:06.799 --> 22:09.839 And pestering people. It's not funny anymore. 22:09.920 --> 22:12.400 I think you want to ridicule me and make me look bad 22:12.480 --> 22:13.920 so we'll look the other way. 22:14.000 --> 22:16.119 I'm kidding. But relax, I won't talk to you. 22:16.200 --> 22:18.839 -Thanks. -What is it? 22:18.920 --> 22:21.000 -Put it on. -Oh my God. 22:22.039 --> 22:23.480 I thought it was your thing. 22:23.559 --> 22:27.400 -I dig it. I don't know... -Winter's almost over and that. 22:27.480 --> 22:29.319 -But I thought it was very you. -Yeah? 22:29.400 --> 22:33.400 Anyway, if you think so... Thanks a lot, man. 22:34.920 --> 22:37.880 - And this? - It's from me. Who else? 22:39.079 --> 22:42.960 The box is from something else. It didn't fit in anything else. 22:45.319 --> 22:47.519 Whoah, dude! Master System II! 22:48.000 --> 22:51.359 Yes, well, as you see, it's second-hand, but... 22:51.440 --> 22:54.559 I couldn't find it and bought it from a guy on Wallapop. 22:54.640 --> 22:56.799 Come on! And with Alex Kidd! 22:56.880 --> 22:59.880 Fuck, we gave him a jacket worth almost 200 bucks 22:59.960 --> 23:02.799 and you, a second-hand console in a shoebox. 23:02.880 --> 23:06.079 -Perfect, girl, perfect. -Fuck, it's important to me. 23:06.160 --> 23:09.400 I'd binge the hell out of it with my dad when I was a kid 23:09.480 --> 23:12.559 and then it broke, or whatever and... 23:13.519 --> 23:16.880 It was one of the few things we'd do together. Fuck. 23:17.440 --> 23:19.839 It's great, girl, I'm really excited. 23:26.799 --> 23:28.319 Thanks. 23:30.039 --> 23:32.920 I've got a present too, but it's in the bedroom. 23:33.000 --> 23:34.839 -Come with me? -Sure. 23:34.920 --> 23:37.319 You're shitting me. That's the present? 23:37.400 --> 23:39.519 -What? -Fucking is the present? 23:39.599 --> 23:41.200 -Seriously, man? -Fuck! 23:41.279 --> 23:43.359 You don't have a present for me too? My God! 23:43.440 --> 23:45.359 My God, that's what I say. 23:45.440 --> 23:49.079 But... just like that, César! You're 35, you won't get it up. 23:49.160 --> 23:52.319 It's the bastard's birthday and he leaves us here alone. 23:52.640 --> 23:55.400 A quickie and right back. Don't shit me! 23:57.400 --> 23:58.799 What's wrong? 24:04.279 --> 24:06.160 Honey, you're flat broke. 24:06.240 --> 24:08.839 I've been saving. It's a silly thing, but... 24:08.920 --> 24:10.359 I'm really excited. 24:12.200 --> 24:14.559 -Shut up! Tickets for Tame Impala? -Yes. 24:14.640 --> 24:17.480 -In Berlin? In fucking Berlin? -Yeah, babe. 24:17.559 --> 24:21.000 I've been looking at flights, okay? If we get them now, they're a steal. 24:21.079 --> 24:25.119 We never travel, and... And to sleep... we'll see. 24:25.200 --> 24:29.279 Sure, we'll see. Fuck, I'm so excited, honey. Thanks. 24:29.359 --> 24:32.240 Really? Look, if they don't play our song, I'll kill them. 24:32.319 --> 24:34.599 I love you. I love you loads. 24:39.680 --> 24:41.680 -Honey. -What? 24:44.319 --> 24:46.079 I did something that... 24:47.119 --> 24:48.519 What? 24:49.400 --> 24:51.079 Don't scare me. What? 24:56.079 --> 24:59.519 -Thanks for telling me to come. -How could I not tell you? 24:59.599 --> 25:01.759 Sure, but this is all very strange. 25:02.240 --> 25:04.920 Very, but you're my friend. 25:05.680 --> 25:06.960 Right. 25:08.599 --> 25:10.119 -Is the bathroom free? -Yes. 25:10.200 --> 25:13.640 Fuck, I'm pissing so much lately. My bladder's the size of an olive. 25:15.319 --> 25:18.000 The curry sandwiches are all ready to toss. 25:18.079 --> 25:19.960 -No one touched them. -No wonder. 25:20.039 --> 25:22.240 It's like eating wet cardboard. 25:22.759 --> 25:25.079 -And stop it, eh? -What? 25:25.160 --> 25:27.799 What? Giving him goo-goo eyes. You can tell... 25:27.880 --> 25:30.079 My God, you can tell. Cut it out. 25:30.160 --> 25:31.720 Shut up. Go on. 25:31.799 --> 25:34.680 You want to bang him, it's wild. You have no shame! 25:34.759 --> 25:37.680 Honey, I don't want to bang him, it'd be like... incest. 25:37.759 --> 25:39.960 You know I've always been super-affectionate with him. 25:40.039 --> 25:42.839 -Your eyes sparkle. -And your breath smells. 25:42.920 --> 25:44.680 Stop drinking. Stop it. 25:46.119 --> 25:47.880 I don't like him... 25:48.720 --> 25:51.839 ...that much. I don't know. Leave me alone, please. 25:51.920 --> 25:54.440 And the gift? The gift, wow. 25:54.519 --> 25:56.519 You couldn't give him a T-shirt from Pull&Bear. 25:56.599 --> 25:58.519 No, she's more, she's special. 25:59.079 --> 26:01.920 -You have to lower the bar a bit. -About what? 26:02.000 --> 26:03.440 Everything. 26:07.359 --> 26:09.960 You could slow down, you're chugging the whole bottle. 26:10.039 --> 26:12.640 Right, and what do I do? This party fucking sucks. 26:12.720 --> 26:15.319 We can go dancing later, right? Whatever. 26:15.400 --> 26:18.480 -To that night club or something? -I'm going for a piss. 26:18.799 --> 26:20.240 Well, then... 26:22.759 --> 26:25.279 My God! It's like... 26:25.359 --> 26:28.440 Isn't it his birthday? And he goes off to bang his girl. 26:28.519 --> 26:30.440 I mean, they couldn't wait. 26:31.119 --> 26:34.119 This party sucks, what a load of shit. 26:34.200 --> 26:37.279 One's asleep, the other's a drag, 26:37.359 --> 26:39.960 and they're in there fucking. It's un-fucking-believable. 26:40.039 --> 26:42.759 If we shut up, we'll hear them. You'll see, shut up a second. 26:42.839 --> 26:44.480 You're the only one talking. 26:49.559 --> 26:51.039 Don't cry, honey. 26:59.079 --> 27:00.880 Don't cry. 27:02.000 --> 27:05.759 Or yes. Yes, cry... 27:06.079 --> 27:08.240 Crying's good, right? 27:12.000 --> 27:14.599 She told him, yes. Because why the fuck not, 27:14.680 --> 27:16.279 it seemed to her that his birthday, 27:16.359 --> 27:19.599 after giving him tickets to a concert they'll never go to, 27:19.680 --> 27:22.519 was the right time to tell him she was unfaithful. 27:22.599 --> 27:24.079 Bravo for her! 27:24.480 --> 27:26.359 Look at him, the kid's a mess. 27:26.440 --> 27:28.319 Okay, it's alright, it's fine. 27:28.400 --> 27:31.319 She cheated on you, eh? It's not fine. 27:31.400 --> 27:33.160 -It's not fine, César. -No. 27:33.640 --> 27:35.440 It pisses me off, but... 27:36.240 --> 27:40.200 If you say it didn't mean anything, why would it change anything? Right? 27:41.640 --> 27:42.920 I love you. 27:45.200 --> 27:46.680 Do you love me? 27:47.200 --> 27:48.960 Of course I love you. 27:49.559 --> 27:52.799 I told you because I don't want to feel like I'm lying to you. 27:52.880 --> 27:56.200 I feel bad, but I also think about it and... 27:58.119 --> 27:59.920 Fuck, it's no big deal, right? 28:02.640 --> 28:04.680 No, tell me. It's no big deal. 28:06.559 --> 28:07.960 I don't know. 28:08.720 --> 28:11.319 I'm kind of to blame as well. Fuck. I'm so slack. 28:11.400 --> 28:13.400 -No, honey. -Yes, shit. 28:13.480 --> 28:16.599 I come home from work exhausted, I doze off... 28:16.680 --> 28:19.880 Maybe I've been neglecting you and I'm to blame as well. 28:19.960 --> 28:21.119 What a nice guy. 28:21.200 --> 28:23.640 She thought he'd yell, like he does when he's mad, 28:23.720 --> 28:25.240 that he'd send it all to hell. 28:25.319 --> 28:28.720 And deep down she liked the idea. Why? 28:28.799 --> 28:31.039 Because though she may say that she loves him... 28:31.119 --> 28:32.799 Honey, I love you. 28:33.400 --> 28:34.440 I love you loads. 28:34.519 --> 28:36.759 She doesn't love him. She thinks she loves him. 28:36.839 --> 28:38.440 She wants to love him, but she doesn't 28:38.519 --> 28:40.799 and inside she's repeating in a loop: 28:40.880 --> 28:43.200 I don't love him, I don't love him, I don't love him... 28:43.279 --> 28:45.319 Honey, we're getting married. 28:46.880 --> 28:48.640 That's it, it's fine. 28:49.920 --> 28:53.160 Thanks for telling me. I'm sorry you had it rough and... 28:53.599 --> 28:55.920 That's it, okay? For me, it's all forgotten. 28:56.000 --> 28:58.240 -Yes? -Yes, yes. 29:02.759 --> 29:05.200 My girlfriend got it on with another girl. 29:05.279 --> 29:08.599 All very modern, right? You'll tell me the details. 29:08.680 --> 29:10.480 Hey, don't be a pig. 29:11.039 --> 29:12.359 Then I don't forgive you. 29:24.319 --> 29:28.720 Happy birthday to you, 29:28.799 --> 29:32.519 happy birthday to you, 29:32.599 --> 29:37.440 happy birthday, dear César, 29:37.519 --> 29:41.200 happy birthday to you. 29:43.200 --> 29:44.759 Make a wish! 29:47.680 --> 29:49.359 Guys, guys, a Boomerang! 29:49.440 --> 29:52.359 Okay, a Boomerang. It's so 2017! 29:52.440 --> 29:53.880 -Tag us, eh? -Bring the cake. 29:53.960 --> 29:57.279 On three, okay? One, two and three! 30:02.480 --> 30:04.240 THAT KISS THAT DAFNE FORGOT... 30:16.359 --> 30:18.000 It's not working! 30:19.079 --> 30:21.480 No! No! No! 30:21.799 --> 30:25.119 No, no! What are you doing? No! 37848

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