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-You could've told her no, tell her no.
-She's my boss, I can't uninvite her.
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Make up something,
say it was cancelled.
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Okay, and on Monday at work,
after she's seen all the Stories?
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Sort it out. Don't look at me.
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Forgive me, I didn't know
it was such a VIP party.
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For fuck's sake,
I didn't invite people from work.
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-Because you can't stand them.
-And you invite your boss. Shit.
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-I'm sorry.
-Okay, that's it, you told me.
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-Shall I make guacamole?
-That's a no-brainer.
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You're in a shitty mood, aren't you?
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Babe, it's fine, we'll have
a great time, my boss is nice.
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-How many in the end?
-Ten.
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Ten? No, nine, right?
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-Martina...
-Manuel is coming.
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-No!
-Yes, Yerai told me.
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Fuck. Your ex, your boss...
Is it my birthday or yours, girl?
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The more, the merrier.
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Don't speak in Catalan. I don't like it.
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-You do like it... I speak very well.
-If I like it...
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Bullshit I like it.
I'll speak to you in Asturian.
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I like you speaking in Asturian.
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C'mon, silly, don't get mad.
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What does two more people matter?
It's going to be lots of fun.
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Sure. It'll be fucking great.
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-What?
-What?
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What are you looking at?
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What's wrong?
Is there something on my face?
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No. Did you cut your hair?
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No.
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-Is your beard longer or something?
-No. No way! No.
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-I don't know, you look different.
-Because I'm old.
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I'm old, fucking hell.
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-You're cute. Growing up suits you.
-Get outta here!
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Ass-kisser.
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Girl, 35 already.
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Hello?
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Thanks.
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Thanks, thanks a lot.
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I know, my God, I know.
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No, some friends are coming
around later,
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but nothing special.
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No, no, not yet.
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No, no. Nothing so far.
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DAFNE AND THE REST
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-What are you doing?
-I'm going, honey.
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-But you just got here.
-I don't feel so good.
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-Honey, what are you saying?
-I took an Lorazepam before coming.
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I wasn't going to come, but...
I don't feel like being here.
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-You haven't even given him your gift.
-I don't know him, I'm embarrassed.
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It's all so strange,
I feel awkward.
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Amaya looks at me like
she's judging me, you know?
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You're all very nice, eh?
But it's just...
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-Come on!
-No, honey. I'm going home.
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I'll put on an episode of
a series and relax, really.
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-No.
-Please.
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One drink? Just one.
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You haven't tried
my curried chicken sandwiches.
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They're nice, but not store-bought,
I made them myself, honestly.
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-It'd make me happy.
-I want to go, don't pressure me.
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Don't look at me like that.
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Fuck, I'm so soft, I always
give in to emotional blackmail.
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I'll have a glass of wine, one,
give him my gift and go home.
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Okay.
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Come on then.
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César, thanks a lot
for inviting me.
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-That's alright.
-I have something for you.
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-Really? There was no need.
-It's something silly.
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-Thanks a lot.
-Since I don't know you...
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Well, you're the only one
who's given me anything.
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Hey, wait, wait. Come on!
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It seems like everyone
is having a good time
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because the music's very loud,
but no. Look at them.
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Please, stop, you're so clingy.
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She loves him kissing her,
but not in front of people,
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she feels bad, phony, fake.
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And there, look at those gays,
really uncomfortable, sure.
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One girl's ex hooking up with
her friend and they all know it.
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Although that kind of boy on Grindr
likes to be the center of attention,
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these two don't.
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-This is really weird.
-Drink and shut up.
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-I've got heartburn.
-Then drink more.
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And it's intense with these girls.
They haven't seen each other
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since they got it on that day
of the tequila shots.
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You didn't know?
No, nobody knows, it's a secret.
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But everyone here gets it on
with everyone at the drop of a hat,
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since they're so good-looking.
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Don't worry. It's all fine.
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Are you sure?
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No, not at all, it's not fine.
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Yeah, girl. Friends.
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That's a lie.
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I don't know, you've sent me
so many messages...
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Sure, I went a bit haywire.
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I broke up with a girl recently
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And since... you and I... We...
It's all fine.
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Okay, for me too.
I'm glad we talked it over.
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Talked it over?
No, you haven't.
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The waitress is stuck on her
because she's a real dyke
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and not a bogus lesbian.
And that hug doesn't help,
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but look at the dignity
she's handling it with. Amazing.
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What are you talking about?
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She's such a ditz, poor girl.
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The talent show?
The talent show, right?
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I didn't see the gala yesterday.
The building's antenna was busted
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and I tried to watch it online,
but the connection we've got...
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...is shit. It's fine on my phone,
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but on TV I don't know what's up.
What company are you with?
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-Yoigo.
-Amena.
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-Amena. Yeah, right, Amena.
-Yes.
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-Does Amena still exist?
-Sure.
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That's cool. I thought
it didn't exist anymore.
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Free, right? I'm as free
as the rising sun...
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-What are you doing?
-The song in the ad.
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-I didn't remember it.
-No, me neither.
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Nino Bravo, girls.
The singer, don't you remember?
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No?
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-Well, shall we have a toast?
-Hey, yeah, please.
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And eat up, the guacamole
is turning black.
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-It's not bought, I made it.
-You can tell, girl, you can.
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-You're bad, so bad.
-I'm going to try it.
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Who wants a beer?
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I don't understand the game.
All I do is drink and drink.
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Sure, Aurora, you only have to
drink if you've done it.
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If you've done what they say,
then you drink.
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So you thought that I had
a threesome with two black guys?
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I didn't. I drank because I saw
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that girl drinking
and I drank too.
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That girl?
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I've never been with
two black guys in my life.
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Not two or even one.
No, no. I wish!
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Okay, my turn, my turn.
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I've never done it
in the showers at the gym.
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-Raquel?
-You're drinking? Seriously?
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Raquel...
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Alright, alright, I'd go
with my ex to Body Pump,
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the gym at the San Miguel Market,
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and on Wednesday mornings
there was no one there.
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Alright, me, me...
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I've never hooked up
with my friend's ex.
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-Girl...
-You're poison, girl, poison.
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That's bad, it's so uncomfortable,
so awkward now.
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Well, I have, but it's fine.
Is anything wrong, Dafne?
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-It's fine.
-It's fine.
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-It's fine.
-It's fine. So, look, I'm drinking.
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I don't know.
These questions!
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At this rate I'll never drink again.
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Hey, please, really.
Can you ask more normal questions?
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-Or that aren't about sex?
-Like what?
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Well, for example...
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Okay: I've never stuck
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the stamp from a disco
with saliva to get in free.
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-What?
-What? I didn't understand that.
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Your friend licks the ink
on the stamp
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and sticks it on you.
You know? I've done it.
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No, I've done it
one or two times.
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Me too. When I was young.
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-I don't remember, actually.
-Go on then. My turn.
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I've never, ever,
got it on with a guy.
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But almost all of us here
have got it on with a guy.
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I mean someone of the same sex,
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me with a guy,
you with a girl, got it?
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-That's dangerous.
-César, you drank!
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-You got it on with a guy?
-Yes, technically, yes.
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-Whoah.
-You never told me.
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-What's wrong?
-What do you mean: what's wrong?
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-You don't remember, right?
-Me? What?
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When we came back from
the music fest totally wasted.
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-No.
-We snogged.
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What are you saying? No.
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She doesn't count, honey.
Spit it out, she doesn't count.
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Yeah, fuck, she was a guy
to me, she had a beard.
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-Well...
-Honey, you're making it up.
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I must've been shitfaced.
I don't remember, at all.
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We were both shitfaced.
The lift was out of order
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and I couldn't walk up,
I was so smashed.
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I sat on the stairs,
I don't remember how it happened,
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you dragged me over...
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We ended up both sitting on
the stairs and we snogged.
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-Yeah?
-But why?
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I don't know, we were wasted.
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-I'll drink again 'cause I feel like it.
-It doesn't count, honey.
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It doesn't count, I'm with you.
I'm in shock.
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Well, well. You're all so modern.
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I've never kissed a girl,
or even imagined it.
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But as a little girl?
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-Little girl?
-Little girl.
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-You kissed when you were little?
-Sure.
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God, if my father saw me
kiss a girl when I was little
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-he would've whacked me...
-Hey, when we were little...
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-Not me.
-We were kids. A little kiss...
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-Not me. I've never done it.
-She's offended.
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Well, I don't remember. But no.
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My cousin Soraya and I would
play weddings and kiss.
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Weddings?
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No, hey, just little pecks,
all very light, but we kissed.
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But I don't remember it
as something cool
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or to go telling people,
like you guys.
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Really, it's 2020
and it's no big deal, right?
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I don't know, I think
I've kissed a girl, but...
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just kisses, I mean,
kisses, that's it, I don't know.
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-Not me.
-Well, I've kissed a girl too.
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-Do you want...?
-No, thanks.
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Shall we put on some music?
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Honey, can you tell your friend
to please change the music?
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I don't know a single song.
Really, somethin' bedda...
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Bedda?
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-Better.
-You're drunk, eh?
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-Yeah?
-Fuck, you're slurring your words.
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-Nothing wrong with that, right?
-Why would there be?
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There is, of course.
He doesn't like seeing her so pissed,
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but he says it because he thinks
it's what he should do
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because he read a book about
toxic masculinity or whatever.
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You look pretty, so flushed.
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Gorgeous, but she smells
of sweat. That's how it is.
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-You have to tell the audience.
-No.
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-What are you doing now?
-I don't know, girl.
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The same as before.
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No, now we're onto
Kiss, Truth or Dare.
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It's a different game,
you didn't understand.
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The name of the game says it:
Kiss, Truth or Dare.
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Very fitting for someone's
35th birthday. Great.
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-Whose turn is it now?
-Eva's.
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Right then.
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-Dare.
-Dare... No, no.
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Tell a truth.
Tell us things about this guy.
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-Man, I don't see the fun in that.
-Me neither.
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-Dare.
-Dare... Okay.
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Show us what you learned
in your clown class.
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-Class...?
-Clown class.
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-Exactly, she wants to be one.
-You're evil, eh?
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-Do some tricks or something.
-Sure.
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-Go on.
-Go on, Eva.
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-You said dare.
-Do it. It's his birthday.
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I'll do it. Just a second.
I've got it, okay.
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It's that way.
11:31.679 --> 11:34.840
Who's that there? Hi!
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Cheez, what we got 'ere?
Lotsa people, eh?
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Woss goin' on 'ere?
Woss goin' on?
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A kek!
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A kek... A birchday kek.
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-This eez a birchday kek.
-Hey, be careful.
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The shair, the shair's fine.
Look, another shair, it's fine.
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This is a birchday kek.
Shall we shing?
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Happy birchday...
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No, no, careful, careful, careful.
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Ees alright!
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-Happy birchday!
-Thanks.
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Great!
12:11.879 --> 12:14.000
-Very good.
-Very good, very good.
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You were good. Great.
12:16.399 --> 12:18.480
Very brave, very brave.
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Terrific, honey.
Terrific, fucking great.
12:22.240 --> 12:23.720
-Good, honey, really good.
-Well...
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-Very cool.
-Yes.
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-Well then, some shots?
-Go on.
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-The Jäger's run out.
-And the ice.
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I don't care, I'm on beer,
but there's no ice, okay?
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Okay, I'll go buy it.
I can get some air.
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-Cool.
-I'll go with you.
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-No, I'll go, you relax.
-No, I don't mind.
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Neither do I.
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I don't mind.
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Honey, it's my house.
I don't mind, really. Sit down.
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Come on, hit the street.
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Hey, that thing you just did,
the clown thing,
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does it have a future?
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There are no potato sticks,
there's nothing.
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Then get corn chips.
No one's going to eat them.
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You saw the potato omelet,
it's all left over.
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It's supposed to be
the queen of the party.
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People come and gobble it up,
but it's there, untouched.
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Was it not nice?
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-Are you getting ice?
-Alright.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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How are you?
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Good, we're out for a walk.
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-It's weird, huh?
-Why?
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You didn't answer my messages.
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I know, I'm the worst. I'm sorry.
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You unmatched me
and I didn't have your number.
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-That was mean.
-I haven't been on Coupler long.
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Okay, cool, but a little respect.
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You can't come around
one fine morning to suck my cock,
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swallow my semen and then...
not answer me.
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It's not good, no.
13:58.519 --> 14:01.080
No, I thought it worked like that.
14:01.159 --> 14:03.759
-Okay.
-No, sorry, it's just...
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You're so young and cute
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that I was surprised that you
wrote to me, I didn't understand.
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Dafne, you don't have to explain.
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No, but I want to.
You seem really nice,
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but I thought if a guy like you
goes on Coupler,
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then he doesn't want a relationship.
14:16.360 --> 14:18.679
No, I don't want one.
But you can't just turn up,
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give someone a blowjob and vanish.
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I don't know how Coupler works,
but it's not good.
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You're right, I'm an idiot.
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Okay.
14:30.519 --> 14:33.399
Okay... okay I'm an idiot
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or you forgive me
for behaving like an idiot?
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You're full of preconceptions.
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Maybe, yes.
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You see me younger than you
and you make up, project or think...
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No, I'm not making anything up.
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I mean, look at me.
14:48.600 --> 14:49.799
I'm looking at you.
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Look at us. Look.
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- We make a nice couple.
- Come on.
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It was obvious I didn't want
to have a bad time, you know?
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I've only had one Coupler date
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and it was actually...
kind of average.
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Sure, but you could've
worked at it a bit more.
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Or didn't you think
we'd ever meet again
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and you'd feel like shit
for not answering me?
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Take my number.
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-I don't want it.
-Yes, you do, take it, please.
15:17.919 --> 15:20.360
-Sure, but I won't call you.
-Okay.
15:20.440 --> 15:23.840
Well, I'll write it down
and you do what you want. Here.
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Thanks.
15:25.159 --> 15:26.679
Hey, look...
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Why don't we do like in the movies?
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Start over, introduce ourselves, okay?
15:31.320 --> 15:32.759
-Like in the movies...
-Hello, I'm Dafne.
15:32.840 --> 15:34.480
-Are you serious?
-Yes.
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Fuck, what a loser,
I don't do that shit. Christ!
15:36.840 --> 15:40.440
-Please...
-Like the fucking movies, she says.
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-Go on.
-'Bye, cutie.
15:44.039 --> 15:46.919
-What are you planning?
-No, some girl who dumped me.
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Who's the cute guy?
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Someone I unmatched
because I'm an asshole.
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Yes, they look at me weird,
don't you realize?
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You're so paranoid. No.
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People don't care about anything,
they don't care about you.
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No, I know. I'm going tell them:
"Guys, guys, guys. Guys!"
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I'll explain, no, I'll tell them...
16:05.639 --> 16:08.200
-No, you don't have to say anything.
-Yes.
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Because they think I'm
an opportunist, or a weirdo.
16:12.960 --> 16:14.879
I don't know what they think,
but it's not good.
16:14.960 --> 16:19.120
-I'm not surprised.
-Shrug it off.
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But let's act like it's all normal,
because it's fucking weird for me.
16:22.480 --> 16:24.679
And if I see you looking glum...
16:25.559 --> 16:27.960
-I don't say anything?
-You don't say anything.
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-No?
-It's worse.
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And my hair's terrible too.
16:35.000 --> 16:37.720
That wax you gave me doesn't work,
it pulls my hair down.
16:37.799 --> 16:39.639
-Go on.
-I look awful.
16:39.720 --> 16:42.799
-He's stressed out, poor guy.
-Yes, no, I look awful, horrible.
16:43.799 --> 16:45.200
You're the cutest.
16:45.279 --> 16:47.279
-Really?
-Of the whole party, yes.
16:50.480 --> 16:52.519
Well, okay.
16:58.440 --> 17:00.000
You get hard really fast.
17:00.080 --> 17:03.080
Babe, what do you want me to do?
You get me so horny.
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I'm like a 15-year-old.
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-Shall I whip it out?
-No.
17:06.759 --> 17:08.720
-Yes, a little. A little.
-No.
17:08.799 --> 17:10.200
There it is, trapped,
17:10.279 --> 17:13.480
it wants to come out
and say hello. Just a bit.
17:13.559 --> 17:15.440
I don't want to fool around,
I need a piss
17:15.519 --> 17:17.799
and I don't want it
to be like a sprinkler.
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Can I watch?
17:20.119 --> 17:21.720
While I piss?
17:23.880 --> 17:24.839
Go on.
17:31.240 --> 17:32.240
Come closer.
17:32.319 --> 17:34.400
How naughty!
17:34.480 --> 17:37.200
Then everyone started laughing.
17:37.279 --> 17:41.680
But look, when I say everyone,
I mean everyone, everyone.
17:41.759 --> 17:45.759
My mother, my aunt Amparo,
my uncle Juan,
17:46.359 --> 17:48.440
my cousins,
17:48.519 --> 17:50.839
Pilarín... Well, well, Pilarín...
17:50.920 --> 17:53.440
Pilarín was cracking up
17:53.519 --> 17:57.119
and I'm there vomiting like a fool!
17:57.799 --> 18:00.359
But hey, I was laughing too.
18:00.440 --> 18:04.599
They were all laughing
and I said me too, then.
18:04.680 --> 18:09.200
Then I thought: What is this?!
Do you know what...?
18:09.279 --> 18:12.839
I mean, check it out, eh?
Check this out...
18:12.920 --> 18:15.799
I can vomit
and laugh at the same time.
18:16.480 --> 18:19.839
It's crazy. Just insane.
18:19.920 --> 18:23.559
What is this? It smells like herbs...
What is it? Does it smell like herbs?
18:23.640 --> 18:26.440
This is very weird.
What did you give me, guys?
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What did you give me?
18:29.880 --> 18:32.359
What did you give me?
18:34.400 --> 18:37.920
-What are you thinking about?
-Nothing.
18:42.319 --> 18:43.519
What?
18:44.000 --> 18:47.279
-You don't give up, do you?
-Tell me.
18:47.359 --> 18:50.279
I'm not into anyone.
That's what you want to know, right?
18:50.359 --> 18:53.119
There you go, you know
I don't care about that stuff.
18:53.200 --> 18:56.279
-I'm doing fine.
-But you never tell us anything.
18:56.359 --> 18:59.400
Because I'm reserved, okay?
I'm reserved.
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So accept me and don't judge me.
19:01.559 --> 19:03.839
Girl, if you tell me your stuff,
what do you want me to do?
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Do I force you?
You're a blabbermouth,
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it's your personality,
I accept it. It's fine.
19:10.000 --> 19:13.720
But leave me alone, girl,
you're so insistent.
19:14.119 --> 19:16.160
Yes, I understand all that.
19:16.759 --> 19:20.880
-But you're acting weird.
-Jeez... you're so stubborn.
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Go on, what?
19:23.400 --> 19:27.240
I'm not telling you,
I'm not telling you, I'm not.
19:27.319 --> 19:30.319
It's my life, my stuff.
I'm not telling you.
19:40.640 --> 19:42.880
-I got it on with a girl.
-What?
19:43.359 --> 19:45.759
It was on the tip of my tongue
and I had to let it out
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because I had to tell someone.
19:47.200 --> 19:49.119
You cheated on César, girl?
19:50.200 --> 19:51.759
Well, cheated on him...
19:52.480 --> 19:54.519
Well, yes, we fucked and everything.
19:55.279 --> 19:57.359
-And you haven't told him, right?
-No.
19:58.480 --> 20:00.160
You have to tell him, honey.
20:00.640 --> 20:03.079
-What for?
-Because of fidelity.
20:03.160 --> 20:05.759
Because you have a pact
of fidelity, I suppose, right?
20:05.839 --> 20:07.799
Yes. I don't know,
we haven't discussed it much.
20:07.880 --> 20:10.960
You haven't discussed it much
because it's taken for granted.
20:11.480 --> 20:13.480
-I don't know.
-Honey, you do know.
20:13.559 --> 20:15.200
You love him,
you're going to marry him.
20:15.279 --> 20:17.920
It's only fair he should know.
Hey, I'd love to know.
20:18.000 --> 20:20.240
And when Manuel told me
he'd been flirting with a ton of...
20:20.319 --> 20:23.279
Sure, but I can't tell him,
Dafne, he'll get mad,
20:23.359 --> 20:25.359
shout at me and it didn't
mean anything to me,
20:25.440 --> 20:26.720
so I don't know why
I have to tell him.
20:26.799 --> 20:30.119
Out of honesty.
It's good that he knows.
20:30.200 --> 20:32.519
I can't tell him
because he'll leave me.
20:32.599 --> 20:34.440
Right then, it's up to you.
20:35.920 --> 20:37.559
You shouldn't have told me.
20:38.039 --> 20:40.039
I'm sorry. I don't know.
20:40.119 --> 20:42.480
-We're friends.
-No, we're not that close.
20:42.559 --> 20:45.039
It's a fucker. What do I do
with this information?
20:45.119 --> 20:47.440
Obviously I'm not going to tell him
but now when I see him
20:47.519 --> 20:50.000
I won't be able to think
of anything else, girl.
20:50.440 --> 20:53.400
-It's so unfair.
-I'm sorry, okay?
20:53.880 --> 20:56.880
-I wanted to let off steam.
-I understand, I do.
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Who is it?
21:01.440 --> 21:02.720
Nobody.
21:04.240 --> 21:05.440
Raquel.
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Raquel.
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-What a fuck-up, girl.
-Right.
21:11.000 --> 21:13.079
She's taking it well, actually.
21:13.160 --> 21:14.599
No, she's not taking it well.
21:14.680 --> 21:16.720
She's hooked,
she's fucking heartbroken
21:16.799 --> 21:19.759
and she puts up with seeing
the girl she likes with her boyfriend.
21:19.839 --> 21:22.680
And she's so pitiful, she goes
to the boyfriend's birthday party
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to be close to her in case
she gets an opening. Pathetic.
21:26.039 --> 21:27.680
So, shots?
21:28.160 --> 21:32.160
-Shots? Shots?
-Fuck, what a pain, man.
21:32.240 --> 21:34.839
What's your problem with me?
Can't you see I'm chilled out?
21:34.920 --> 21:37.400
I don't like people shouting
next to me. You spat all over me.
21:37.480 --> 21:39.319
Shots, shots...
21:39.920 --> 21:43.559
You want shots? Have them.
You don't need anyone's approval.
21:43.640 --> 21:44.960
-You're a big boy, right?
-Yeah.
21:45.039 --> 21:47.759
-You're being a bit unbearable.
-What do you mean?
21:47.839 --> 21:50.920
-Fucking relax a bit.
-Shots, shots...
21:51.279 --> 21:55.640
-What an asshole, man!
-Cut it out.
21:56.599 --> 21:59.039
Why are you so annoyed that
I'm hooking up with him?
21:59.119 --> 22:01.599
-I'm not annoyed, I don't care.
-No, not at all.
22:01.680 --> 22:04.039
But you amaze me.
You said he was an asshole.
22:04.119 --> 22:06.720
-And now the whole party...
-Yerai, you're always needling.
22:06.799 --> 22:09.839
And pestering people.
It's not funny anymore.
22:09.920 --> 22:12.400
I think you want to ridicule me
and make me look bad
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so we'll look the other way.
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I'm kidding.
But relax, I won't talk to you.
22:16.200 --> 22:18.839
-Thanks.
-What is it?
22:18.920 --> 22:21.000
-Put it on.
-Oh my God.
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I thought it was your thing.
22:23.559 --> 22:27.400
-I dig it. I don't know...
-Winter's almost over and that.
22:27.480 --> 22:29.319
-But I thought it was very you.
-Yeah?
22:29.400 --> 22:33.400
Anyway, if you think so...
Thanks a lot, man.
22:34.920 --> 22:37.880
- And this?
- It's from me. Who else?
22:39.079 --> 22:42.960
The box is from something else.
It didn't fit in anything else.
22:45.319 --> 22:47.519
Whoah, dude! Master System II!
22:48.000 --> 22:51.359
Yes, well, as you see,
it's second-hand, but...
22:51.440 --> 22:54.559
I couldn't find it and bought it
from a guy on Wallapop.
22:54.640 --> 22:56.799
Come on! And with Alex Kidd!
22:56.880 --> 22:59.880
Fuck, we gave him a jacket
worth almost 200 bucks
22:59.960 --> 23:02.799
and you, a second-hand console
in a shoebox.
23:02.880 --> 23:06.079
-Perfect, girl, perfect.
-Fuck, it's important to me.
23:06.160 --> 23:09.400
I'd binge the hell out of it
with my dad when I was a kid
23:09.480 --> 23:12.559
and then it broke, or whatever and...
23:13.519 --> 23:16.880
It was one of the few things
we'd do together. Fuck.
23:17.440 --> 23:19.839
It's great, girl, I'm really excited.
23:26.799 --> 23:28.319
Thanks.
23:30.039 --> 23:32.920
I've got a present too,
but it's in the bedroom.
23:33.000 --> 23:34.839
-Come with me?
-Sure.
23:34.920 --> 23:37.319
You're shitting me.
That's the present?
23:37.400 --> 23:39.519
-What?
-Fucking is the present?
23:39.599 --> 23:41.200
-Seriously, man?
-Fuck!
23:41.279 --> 23:43.359
You don't have a present
for me too? My God!
23:43.440 --> 23:45.359
My God, that's what I say.
23:45.440 --> 23:49.079
But... just like that, César!
You're 35, you won't get it up.
23:49.160 --> 23:52.319
It's the bastard's birthday
and he leaves us here alone.
23:52.640 --> 23:55.400
A quickie and right back.
Don't shit me!
23:57.400 --> 23:58.799
What's wrong?
24:04.279 --> 24:06.160
Honey, you're flat broke.
24:06.240 --> 24:08.839
I've been saving.
It's a silly thing, but...
24:08.920 --> 24:10.359
I'm really excited.
24:12.200 --> 24:14.559
-Shut up! Tickets for Tame Impala?
-Yes.
24:14.640 --> 24:17.480
-In Berlin? In fucking Berlin?
-Yeah, babe.
24:17.559 --> 24:21.000
I've been looking at flights, okay?
If we get them now, they're a steal.
24:21.079 --> 24:25.119
We never travel, and...
And to sleep... we'll see.
24:25.200 --> 24:29.279
Sure, we'll see.
Fuck, I'm so excited, honey. Thanks.
24:29.359 --> 24:32.240
Really? Look, if they don't play
our song, I'll kill them.
24:32.319 --> 24:34.599
I love you. I love you loads.
24:39.680 --> 24:41.680
-Honey.
-What?
24:44.319 --> 24:46.079
I did something that...
24:47.119 --> 24:48.519
What?
24:49.400 --> 24:51.079
Don't scare me. What?
24:56.079 --> 24:59.519
-Thanks for telling me to come.
-How could I not tell you?
24:59.599 --> 25:01.759
Sure, but this is all very strange.
25:02.240 --> 25:04.920
Very, but you're my friend.
25:05.680 --> 25:06.960
Right.
25:08.599 --> 25:10.119
-Is the bathroom free?
-Yes.
25:10.200 --> 25:13.640
Fuck, I'm pissing so much lately.
My bladder's the size of an olive.
25:15.319 --> 25:18.000
The curry sandwiches
are all ready to toss.
25:18.079 --> 25:19.960
-No one touched them.
-No wonder.
25:20.039 --> 25:22.240
It's like eating wet cardboard.
25:22.759 --> 25:25.079
-And stop it, eh?
-What?
25:25.160 --> 25:27.799
What? Giving him goo-goo eyes.
You can tell...
25:27.880 --> 25:30.079
My God, you can tell.
Cut it out.
25:30.160 --> 25:31.720
Shut up. Go on.
25:31.799 --> 25:34.680
You want to bang him, it's wild.
You have no shame!
25:34.759 --> 25:37.680
Honey, I don't want to bang him,
it'd be like... incest.
25:37.759 --> 25:39.960
You know I've always been
super-affectionate with him.
25:40.039 --> 25:42.839
-Your eyes sparkle.
-And your breath smells.
25:42.920 --> 25:44.680
Stop drinking. Stop it.
25:46.119 --> 25:47.880
I don't like him...
25:48.720 --> 25:51.839
...that much. I don't know.
Leave me alone, please.
25:51.920 --> 25:54.440
And the gift? The gift, wow.
25:54.519 --> 25:56.519
You couldn't give him
a T-shirt from Pull&Bear.
25:56.599 --> 25:58.519
No, she's more, she's special.
25:59.079 --> 26:01.920
-You have to lower the bar a bit.
-About what?
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Everything.
26:07.359 --> 26:09.960
You could slow down,
you're chugging the whole bottle.
26:10.039 --> 26:12.640
Right, and what do I do?
This party fucking sucks.
26:12.720 --> 26:15.319
We can go dancing later, right?
Whatever.
26:15.400 --> 26:18.480
-To that night club or something?
-I'm going for a piss.
26:18.799 --> 26:20.240
Well, then...
26:22.759 --> 26:25.279
My God! It's like...
26:25.359 --> 26:28.440
Isn't it his birthday?
And he goes off to bang his girl.
26:28.519 --> 26:30.440
I mean, they couldn't wait.
26:31.119 --> 26:34.119
This party sucks,
what a load of shit.
26:34.200 --> 26:37.279
One's asleep, the other's a drag,
26:37.359 --> 26:39.960
and they're in there fucking.
It's un-fucking-believable.
26:40.039 --> 26:42.759
If we shut up, we'll hear them.
You'll see, shut up a second.
26:42.839 --> 26:44.480
You're the only one talking.
26:49.559 --> 26:51.039
Don't cry, honey.
26:59.079 --> 27:00.880
Don't cry.
27:02.000 --> 27:05.759
Or yes. Yes, cry...
27:06.079 --> 27:08.240
Crying's good, right?
27:12.000 --> 27:14.599
She told him, yes.
Because why the fuck not,
27:14.680 --> 27:16.279
it seemed to her
that his birthday,
27:16.359 --> 27:19.599
after giving him tickets
to a concert they'll never go to,
27:19.680 --> 27:22.519
was the right time to
tell him she was unfaithful.
27:22.599 --> 27:24.079
Bravo for her!
27:24.480 --> 27:26.359
Look at him,
the kid's a mess.
27:26.440 --> 27:28.319
Okay, it's alright, it's fine.
27:28.400 --> 27:31.319
She cheated on you, eh?
It's not fine.
27:31.400 --> 27:33.160
-It's not fine, César.
-No.
27:33.640 --> 27:35.440
It pisses me off, but...
27:36.240 --> 27:40.200
If you say it didn't mean anything,
why would it change anything? Right?
27:41.640 --> 27:42.920
I love you.
27:45.200 --> 27:46.680
Do you love me?
27:47.200 --> 27:48.960
Of course I love you.
27:49.559 --> 27:52.799
I told you because I don't want
to feel like I'm lying to you.
27:52.880 --> 27:56.200
I feel bad, but I also
think about it and...
27:58.119 --> 27:59.920
Fuck, it's no big deal, right?
28:02.640 --> 28:04.680
No, tell me. It's no big deal.
28:06.559 --> 28:07.960
I don't know.
28:08.720 --> 28:11.319
I'm kind of to blame as well.
Fuck. I'm so slack.
28:11.400 --> 28:13.400
-No, honey.
-Yes, shit.
28:13.480 --> 28:16.599
I come home from work
exhausted, I doze off...
28:16.680 --> 28:19.880
Maybe I've been neglecting you
and I'm to blame as well.
28:19.960 --> 28:21.119
What a nice guy.
28:21.200 --> 28:23.640
She thought he'd yell,
like he does when he's mad,
28:23.720 --> 28:25.240
that he'd send it all to hell.
28:25.319 --> 28:28.720
And deep down
she liked the idea. Why?
28:28.799 --> 28:31.039
Because though she may say
that she loves him...
28:31.119 --> 28:32.799
Honey, I love you.
28:33.400 --> 28:34.440
I love you loads.
28:34.519 --> 28:36.759
She doesn't love him.
She thinks she loves him.
28:36.839 --> 28:38.440
She wants to love him,
but she doesn't
28:38.519 --> 28:40.799
and inside she's repeating in a loop:
28:40.880 --> 28:43.200
I don't love him,
I don't love him, I don't love him...
28:43.279 --> 28:45.319
Honey, we're getting married.
28:46.880 --> 28:48.640
That's it, it's fine.
28:49.920 --> 28:53.160
Thanks for telling me.
I'm sorry you had it rough and...
28:53.599 --> 28:55.920
That's it, okay?
For me, it's all forgotten.
28:56.000 --> 28:58.240
-Yes?
-Yes, yes.
29:02.759 --> 29:05.200
My girlfriend got it on
with another girl.
29:05.279 --> 29:08.599
All very modern, right?
You'll tell me the details.
29:08.680 --> 29:10.480
Hey, don't be a pig.
29:11.039 --> 29:12.359
Then I don't forgive you.
29:24.319 --> 29:28.720
Happy birthday to you,
29:28.799 --> 29:32.519
happy birthday to you,
29:32.599 --> 29:37.440
happy birthday, dear César,
29:37.519 --> 29:41.200
happy birthday to you.
29:43.200 --> 29:44.759
Make a wish!
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Guys, guys, a Boomerang!
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Okay, a Boomerang.
It's so 2017!
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-Tag us, eh?
-Bring the cake.
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On three, okay?
One, two and three!
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THAT KISS THAT DAFNE FORGOT...
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It's not working!
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No! No! No!
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No, no! What are you doing? No!
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