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This is the story
of a couple madly in love.
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So mad, they drove
each other crazy.
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- Oh, fuck you, Travis Maddox.
- Fuck you!
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{\an8}You know, for someone who
claims they're not a toxic male,
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{\an8}you don't do a very good job.
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{\an8}Oh, waah!
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Another ten point loss for Travis
in Abby's stupid married contest.
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Aw, don't worry. You lost that
contest a very long time ago.
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Oh, really? Did you give
yourself a ten point reduction
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when you ran with your
titties out on a public beach?
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Or how about this morning?
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Was your boyfriend surprised to
see the carpets match the drapes?
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Silence!
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I'm sorry,
Sister Bertrille.
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You gonna let Mother Teresa
push you around like that?
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Por favor. Let's start from the
beginning. Tell me how you fell in love.
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Well, it all started
at the Circle.
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It's this underground fight
club I'm a pretty big deal at.
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Oh, the ego on you.
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From the moment I saw her,
I couldn't take my eyes off of her,
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which was a mistake, because
I was fighting somebody.
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Then I caught her
Insta-stalking me,
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which was creepy, if
she wasn't so adorable.
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I was not Insta-stalking.
Okay, maybe I was.
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But he was all I
could think about.
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Then we went on this really
romantic date and I knew she was the one.
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Yeah, but I thought
he was a total player.
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He had a drawer full of
sex toys and condoms.
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So I made
a bet with her,
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and if I won, she'd have to be my
roommate for a month, platonically.
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Wall of China.
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I lost the bet. And yeah,
he was charming, but crazy.
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And I didn't wanna date crazy.
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I wanted a nice, normal
guy like Parker Hayes.
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Oh, God!
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- Who he terrorized.
- Why are you bringing that up?
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- Because that's what happened.
- Okay, Miss Honesty.
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Why don't we talk about your
morning flogging of the bishop?
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- Bishop Gomez?
- No, it's a euphemism.
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- She was giving me a hand job.
- This is not a confession.
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- He's a priest!
- And you're an asshole!
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Anyhow, against my better
judgment, I fell madly in love with him.
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He even took me home
to meet his brothers.
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And just as everything
was going great,
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I get abducted by this
Vegas gangster Benny
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because I happen to
be very good at poker.
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- And then I saved her.- And then I saved him.
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And then we
found her stolen money,
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ran away from the bad guys,
and lived happily ever after.
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Except we're not happily, I
mean happy, which is why we're here.
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Okay, um, why don't we start
at "happily ever after"?
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Was that your wedding night?
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Uh...
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- That's a little unclear.
- Yeah. We were fucked up.
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Okay, how about we start six
days ago? When we woke up.
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That might be helpful.
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♪ What can I do... ♪
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I never wanna leave
this bed, pigeon.
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♪ Oh, I love you... ♪
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♪ And what can I say... ♪
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Oh, baby.
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Mmm.
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- Yeah, babe.
- Shep?
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I know what you want, baby.
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You want the... the magic
Maddox fingers, don't you?
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Ooh, tickle, tickle.
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You're not Mare.
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Mare has brown eyes.
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- What are you guys doing?
- Nothing.
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- Where's Mare?
- Mare?
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- Yeah.
- Where is Mare?
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I don't know.
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- Mare... Pumpkin, where are you?
- What the fuck happened last night?
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- What the hell happened last night?
- I... I don't know. I don't know.
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- Whoa.
- Where did all this money come from?
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- Benny.
- No. This is Benny's money right here.
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- I'm confused.
- Oh, I think I went gambling last night.
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Oh, my God, what is going on?
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Oh, guys, hey, we're on TV.
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Oh, my God.
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- I guess you won?
- Good work.
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- So we all split it?
- Lucky 13.
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- There you go, camera.
- I have no memory of that!
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I don't remember that.
I wonder what we sang?
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- Pumpkin, you took care of me.
- Yeah, 'cause I love you.
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- Oh, babe.
- Yeah.
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- I fingered Travis.
- What?
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- What?
- What?
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What?
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What?
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That's not real.
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- I wouldn't do that.
- It looks pretty real.
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Oh, shit. Guys, look...
look at the screen.
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That's not real.
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- That's just us goofing around, right?
- That's... That's funny.
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Oh, shit.
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- Oh, my God.
- Okay. Okay, Abby.
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- We got married last night?
- It's okay.
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- Look at me.
- Oh, my God.
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This probably isn't an ideal
way to do this, but I love you,
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I really do love you, and I
wish that my family was here
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to see you and me like this.
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I love you...
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- Oh, Abby.
- That's not what we needed.
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Well, hey, listen,
on the bright side,
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I thought that... I thought
that speech was very romantic.
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Hello.
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Hi, this is at the front desk with a
reminder that checkout was an hour ago,
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so there's gonna be a
surcharge of about $180,000.
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- You fucking ass-clowns.
- What?
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- Wait, is that Benny?
- Benny?
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- Who's Benny?
- Benny?
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- No, no, no, I got this. Don't worry.
- No, I got this. Benny?
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What is it with your generation
and the utter lack of manners?
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There's no "good
morning, how's your day"?
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Look, I know all about the con
that you and my dad and Jesse
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tried to screw me
over with, okay?
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Yeah, that's ancient history.
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This is about Travis assuming your
debt by fighting against Chernobyl.
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- Money that I did not get back.
- I have it. I'm hanging up on you.
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Well, I can see who wears the
balls in this relationship.
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I wanna see the two of you
in my office in an hour.
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And don't you even
think of skipping town.
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- Buh-bye.
- At least let me...
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Come on, pool, let's go. Fucking
look at me like that. Let's go. Damn!
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- He's bluffing.
- Yeah.
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Gun!
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Get him! Get him, get
him! Baby, get him!
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- Good job, baby.
- Get in there, man!
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- I'm proud of you.
- Did you just fucking kick my cousin?
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- He's down. It's okay.
- Something to cool down with.
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- Oh, God. Oh, my God. Guys.
- No, no. Guys.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
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You like that?
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- You thirsty?
- You thirsty? Okay. Drink up!
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- There you go.
- Guys?
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- Almost done.
- Hold on.
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Guys!
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Oops.
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Hello?
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Anyone home?
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- Jerry?
- Attention!
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Jerry won't be joining us.
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Stupid son of a bitch
did that keto thing
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and is now pissing kidney
stones the size of leema beans.
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- Lima.
- Huh?
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- And you are?
- Chief Warrant Officer Delroy Murphy.
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But my friends and
enemies call me Buzz.
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Hi, Buzz.
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Lady Hawk and I will be
flying you down to Méjico.
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- That thing can't fly to Mexico.
- Don't tell me my business, sweet peach.
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Lady Hawk has been
retrofitted and modified!
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- The Millennium fucking Falcon.
- Oh! Star Wars!
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I'll take you down to Méjico.
No passports, no questions.
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The whole enchilada
for ten grand.
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- Wow, that's pretty...
- We'll take it.
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What, like we have a choice?
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Here. Here's 5K now.
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And then I'll give you the rest
when we make it there in one piece.
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- I like your style.
- What about getting back?
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That's not my problem, Slotty.
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Okay, um, you guys have fun with,
uh, Lando Calrissian and his macho...
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Roger!
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Whoa! This is so cool!
Wireless headsets.
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- Hey, Buzz, you got Spotify on this?
- You want an ass-whippin'?
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I'm gonna be, uh,
really honest right now.
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This whole, uh, Vegas gangster
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combined with fleeing to
Mexico got me really on edge.
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So... And I'm assuming that no
one has any Xanax or alcohol.
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- So I'm gonna need you...
- Oh, babe.
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- To follow me...
- My sternum.
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Into whatever the fuck that thing
is and send me into a dopamine coma.
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Okay.
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Hello, mile
high club. So... Oh...
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- We're gonna have so much fun.
- This is fun.
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- Yeah.
- This is fun.
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A hundred and thirty-eight thousand,
seven hundred and ninety-eight dollars.
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Damn!
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- What you doing?
- I am texting Sancho.
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Who's Sancho?
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He is the concierge at a luxury villa
in Gatito, Mexico, that I just booked.
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Sounds out of our price range.
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- You just said that we have $138,000.
- Yeah, but I...
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- And it's my honeymoon.
- Well, sure.
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It's my honeymoon.
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- Hey, Buzz?
- Yeah?
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- We're going to Gatito, Mexico.
- Copy that.
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- Thanks.
- Happy wife, happy life.
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Oh, yeah, that
is... that is true.
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Happy wife, happy life.
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- Oh, come on.
- What?
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You can't tell me that you're
not freaking out about this.
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Travis, we're married. That means
that you're stuck with me forever.
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Well, I have had
some reservations.
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Like the fact that
you're beautiful, smart,
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can make us a fortune
in less than an hour.
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But I will never, ever
find anyone like you.
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Love you so much.
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Rise and
shine, sleepyheads.
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We have arrived at your
destination. Méjico.
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Open the door and get some air.
Take in the view. Don't jump.
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The plane, the plane!
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It's much smaller,
my love. It's a helicopter.
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If you get into trouble,
you know where to find me.
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I also do hostage and
rescue situations.
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Thanks.
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Well, you're a man of your word,
Buzz, so, here you go. Thank you.
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Hey, honey, I think
it's this way.
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♪ My name is Sancho ♪
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♪ And I want to welcome you ♪
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♪ To Casa Suave ♪
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♪ Arriba! Arriba!
Arriba! Arriba! ♪
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- Hola! Señor y Señora Maddox!
- Gracias!
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And your best friends,
Mr. Shepley and Miss United States.
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Oh, no, America.
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My name is America.
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America! Home of the brave!
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- Hello, Mrs. Maddox.
- Hola!
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Hello,
United States.
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Okay, okay, okay. So much
to do and so little time.
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Don't touch me.
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Okay, welcome! Bienvenidos!
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This is the room of living.
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Here, we have everything.
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If you have no clothes,
I will give you clothes.
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Do you have ESPN?
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Because the Sacramento Kings
are in the NBA finals tonight,
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and I've waited my
whole life for this.
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ESPN, yes!
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Yes! SUV, DUJ.
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We have everything.
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Right, but do you have ESPN?
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♪ I make dreams come true! ♪
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Look, my friend,
blondie, you don't worry.
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We have it, we have
it, we have it!
236
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,242
Come on! Come,
come, come with me.
237
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,578
Come, come, come, come, come.
238
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,830
♪ Come, come, come, come, come ♪
239
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:18,084
Señor Shepley y
Señorita Estados Unidos.
240
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,753
- ♪ That's not my name ♪
- Come, come, come.
241
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,297
Un momento.
242
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,441
Oh, he said to wait.
243
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,468
Yeah, that's not
happening, Señora Maddox.
244
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,346
Who says I'm taking
Señora Maddox?
245
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,350
I like my name. Abby
Abernathy is a great name.
246
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,935
It has a really good flow to it.
247
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:40,565
Oh, but Travis Abernathy?
You could be trendsetting.
248
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:44,819
- You wanna castrate me too?
- No.
249
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,654
- Hey, wait!
- What?
250
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,450
You almost just
crossed the threshold.
251
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,619
Oh!
252
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,221
- It's bad luck, you know.
- Oh, my God.
253
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,581
You know we Maddoxes have our
own form of this tradition?
254
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,416
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
255
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:02,086
Well, this isn't
too barbaric. Oh, my God.
256
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,340
- Horny.
- Oh, my God! This is so cute.
257
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,425
- Yeah!
- Look, look, look! It has our initials!
258
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,512
Wait. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. I wanna
get a photo. I wanna get a photo. Okay.
259
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,598
- No, I want you to hold me for the photo.
- Okay.
260
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,600
- Lift me up.
- Lifting.
261
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,311
- Smile.
- Okay. Okay, okay.
262
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,855
Okay. Now get one
of me on the bed.
263
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,654
No, actually, will you hold it
lower? And then will you flip it?
264
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,238
- You like it?
- I like it, yeah.
265
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,032
Will you do one more
flipped the other way?
266
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,950
- Got it. I got it, I got it.
- Got it?
267
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,869
- Okay, do you want one on the bed?
- No.
268
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,374
No, but it was so
cute with our initials on it.
269
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:43,252
T and A. It stands for titty and
ass, 'cause you got the best.
270
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,587
Oh!
271
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,924
You are such a neanderthal.
272
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,593
Ooo-gah. Ooo-gah.
273
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,679
- Ooh.
- Ooh-gah?
274
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,722
Ooo-gah hate this pillow.
275
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,766
Does Ooo-gah wanna
consummate this marriage?
276
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,768
- Ooo-gah wanna fuck.
- Yeah?
277
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,396
Ooo-gah. Ooo-gah.
278
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,326
Adios!
279
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,911
- No, thank you.
- No, thank you!
280
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,913
- No, gracias!
- No, thank you.
281
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:23,376
Thank you. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
282
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,006
I don't know about you, but hearing a
traditional Mexican song about a cockroach
283
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,842
really gets me in the mood.
284
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,803
Here. How about this?
285
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,222
Thank you. Much better.
286
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,975
- Where were we?
- Come here.
287
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,985
Condoms...
288
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,113
Shit.
289
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,032
Is this the only
protection we have?
290
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,786
- I didn't bring any. Did you?
- No.
291
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:02,540
Wait a minute. We don't need
protection. We're married.
292
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,168
Easy, Dracula.
293
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,296
I'm too young to be married,
let alone have a kid.
294
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,718
- We can pull out.
- No.
295
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,637
I have complete control over
my seminal fluid emission.
296
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:21,142
That's a cliché that's caused, like,
thousands of unwanted pregnancies.
297
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:27,315
We could do other things.
Other things like...
298
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,318
this.
299
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,697
That's interesting.
300
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:40,620
I was thinking other
things like... this.
301
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:45,750
Ooh. That's interesting.
302
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,836
Yeah, this is good.
303
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,798
This is better, actually.
304
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,134
- This is fun.
- This is fun.
305
00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:58,179
- I'm glad we're doing this.
- Yeah, right? I'm glad we're doing this.
306
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,307
- We should really do it more often.
- I agree. No, this is great.
307
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,602
- Those are my balls.
- Mm-hmm.
308
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,771
- It's cool.
- A little faster?
309
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:11,275
Yeah, let's go really fast right
now. Let's kick this up a notch.
310
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,155
Are you satisfied?
I'm satisfied.
311
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,784
- No.
- Come here.
312
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,744
- Okay.
- Okay.
313
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,831
Get 'em off. Get 'em off.
314
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,796
- We're gonna be safe, right?
- Yeah.
315
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,173
- You're not gonna get a drop!
- I promise.
316
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,092
- Got it?
- Mm-hmm.
317
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,766
- Just an inch.
- An inch.
318
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,143
- Just an inch.
- An inch.
319
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,229
Hey!
320
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,649
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
321
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,110
It's a nice inch.
322
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,946
- Maybe like a little...
- Another inch?
323
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,824
A little bit more. Like another
inch? Yeah, okay, another inch.
324
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,367
- Whoo.
- Another inch.
325
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,451
Another inch.
326
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,622
Yeah, but... maybe like a...
327
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,710
- You're gonna have to be more clear.
- Maybe just...
328
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:11,836
I don't under...
329
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,213
Whoa.
330
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,257
Oh. Whoa.
331
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,842
- Ah.
- Whoa.
332
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,468
- Now, that's in.
- Yeah. Ah.
333
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:23,306
That feels way better without the
rubber. Yeah, like, whoa. Okay.
334
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,893
Oh. Oh! Whoa.
335
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:32,315
- Babe, you're blocking my escape hatch.
- Oh, I'm so close.
336
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:36,068
Well, I know, but so am I.
That's why this is a problem.
337
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,029
- Oh, goddammit!
- Oh!
338
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,576
- Go get me a condom, like, now!
- Where?
339
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,786
It's not like there's a
CVS across the street.
340
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,872
I don't know. Shep.
Shepley must have condoms.
341
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,582
Okay, fine, I'm going!
342
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,007
Sorpresa!
343
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,175
Hola!
344
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,386
No, no, don't touch the pillow.
345
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,471
Uh...
346
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:11,395
Hey, Travis. You got any con...
You got any condoms on you?
347
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:14,231
'Cause I... 'Cause I ran out.
348
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,001
Buenas noches, Señor Maddox.
349
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,503
Buenas noches.
350
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,880
- You look like a man in love.
- Thank you.
351
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,341
- A man's man in love.
- Thanks.
352
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,969
- A man's man... man...
- Where's my wife?
353
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,389
She's ready.
354
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,394
- Ta-da!
- Wow.
355
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,938
- You look amazing.
- Thank you.
356
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,524
So do you.
357
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,152
Your dinner is ready.
358
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,321
Por favor.
359
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:12,289
- Wow. Look at this.
- This is beautiful.
360
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,749
Thank you.
361
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,336
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
362
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,381
Sit. There you go.
363
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,340
There you go.
364
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,050
Very good. Very good.
365
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:29,134
Now, Pino has prepared a
traditional seven-course meal
366
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,268
for newlyweds especially.
367
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:36,188
- Thank you.
- Okay. Enjoy. Huh.
368
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,483
Pino?
369
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:43,154
Well, here's to us.
370
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,947
And happily ever after.
371
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,283
- I love you, pigeon.
- I love you too.
372
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,958
So, I, uh, I made this.
373
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,586
- I didn't know we were doing gifts.
- Yeah.
374
00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:01,839
It's just a little something I made
on the flight while you were sleeping.
375
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:05,676
- Travis, I love you so much.
- I love you too.
376
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,597
- What is it?
- It's a pro/con list.
377
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,017
- To see if we should stay married or...
- Or...?
378
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,519
Or we get a quick annulment.
379
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:19,023
Whoopsies. What happened?
380
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,900
Why is it so decorated?
381
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:23,527
I thought that maybe if you saw
how much effort I put into it
382
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,946
you would... you'd
maybe like it.
383
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:30,034
I don't like it. This is like
getting cancer news framed.
384
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,202
This is a pro/con list.
385
00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:33,954
Just to help us gain some
clarity, only while we're here.
386
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:38,709
And, look, I even gave us a 30-point head
start because you have the biggest dick.
387
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:41,629
- Who's got a big dick?
- This guy.
388
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,049
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
389
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:49,345
That is why you are so
self-confident.
390
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:54,600
I knew a powerful
and successful man
391
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:57,645
who, alas, had a small dick...
392
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,998
I'll agree to this if you get
him to stop talking about it.
393
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:02,691
Deal. Sancho, what is this?
394
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:06,737
Soup. That is soup. That
is the first course. Yes.
395
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:07,981
Enjoy your meal.
396
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,824
I shall be back.
397
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,330
Yum.
398
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:20,668
Mmm. This is amazing.
399
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:25,422
You know, this reminds me of this
one time when I was really young.
400
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:29,844
I think I was... I don't know, I must
have been around 12 or something.
401
00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:34,932
And my grandmother, she's passed,
but she was so funny and wonderful.
402
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:36,016
Well, screw her.
403
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,478
- Screw my dead grandmother?
- Oh.
404
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:44,483
- When do I get to meet her?
- What? Travis, are you listening to me?
405
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:47,361
I'm sorry. I'm not
feeling very well.
406
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,114
I do not want to
ruin this moment.
407
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,449
I'm gonna run off and throw up.
408
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,619
- And I will be right back, okay?
- Oh, no. Okay.
409
00:24:57,872 --> 00:24:59,582
I love you.
410
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:02,877
So happy we're married!
411
00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:07,131
- What's the score?
- Fourth quarter just started.
412
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,091
- We're down by 12.
- Fuck!
413
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,218
Yeah.
414
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,430
Dude, you're about to
lose a thousand bucks.
415
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,057
Shit!
416
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,981
- Are you feeling better?
- Uh, yeah. Feeling better.
417
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,774
Mmm, soup.
418
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:34,700
Oh, somebody liked the soup.
419
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,119
Ah. It was delicious,
Sancho. I'm stuffed.
420
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,080
No, that is only the
first course, señor.
421
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,249
- There are six more.
- Six?
422
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,293
Can we bring them all
out at the same time?
423
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,337
- Uh, sure.
- That's not how it works, Travis.
424
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,797
- Well, I'm just trying to be efficient.
- No, it's okay.
425
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:52,009
Okay, it's not a problem.
I can handle this.
426
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,595
- Pino!
- It's fine. It's fine.
427
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:57,348
- No, please.
- I... No triangle.
428
00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,600
It always works.
429
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:02,228
Pino,
where are you, shithead?
430
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:08,025
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm fine.
431
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,279
- So, how's your dad?
- What?
432
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,951
I'm sorry. I was just
trying to make conversation.
433
00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,619
I'm not feeling too good.
434
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,498
- Score?
- We're down by two.
435
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,582
Yes!
436
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,628
- Dude, you can't miss this!
- Fuck dinner, fuck dinner.
437
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,255
- One minute.
- Yeah.
438
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,718
- Okay, there we go. There we go.
- Whoo.
439
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:40,849
Oh, you can just leave that next
to his soup. He's not feeling well.
440
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:43,769
Yeah! Ah!
441
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:47,773
- Oh!
- Oh! Oh, my God!
442
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:50,651
- Oh, my God! Let's go, baby!
- It's happening! It's happening!
443
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:52,653
Come here! Come here,
baby! Come here!
444
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,655
- Whaa!
- Come here.
445
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,285
- Dude, I can't believe it!
- Fucking blow my back!
446
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:01,620
- Blow it out!
- Whoa!
447
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:03,080
- Blow my back!
- Okay, okay.
448
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:06,709
- Oh! Maddox special.
- Maddox special.
449
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,544
Wait, wait, wait. I
need to look sick.
450
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,546
Oh, yeah. You look
a little too good.
451
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,256
- Soak me!
- Okay.
452
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,340
Soak me!
453
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:15,509
Fucking get me!
454
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:22,057
Are you okay? How's your tummy?
You look a little bit clammy.
455
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:26,437
I'm... fine.
456
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,813
I was, um...
457
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:32,234
The game and... How mad are you?
458
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:36,071
Well, you bailed on wedding
night dinner. Minus five points.
459
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,490
You lied. Minus five points.
460
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:42,328
And then you insulted my dead
grandmother. Minus five points.
461
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:43,912
Shit, that's a lot of points.
462
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:48,375
Knowing he
had fucked up really bad,
463
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:52,880
Travis planned the happiest
two days of Abby's life.
464
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,958
Left hand green.
465
00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:55,919
Fire in the hole.
466
00:29:58,172 --> 00:30:01,675
If you were smart, you'd quit.
467
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:06,221
- Yeah, but then you'd never respect me.
- Who says I ever respected you?
468
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:12,895
Oh, no. Oh! No,
don't. Don't you...
469
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:16,106
- Okay, you know what?
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
470
00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:17,566
- Why, dude?
- Stop.
471
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,860
♪ What's a matter you, hey ♪
472
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,862
♪ Gotta no respect, hey ♪
473
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,864
♪ What a you think you do, hey ♪
474
00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:25,824
♪ Why you looking so sad, hey ♪
475
00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:27,868
♪ It's not so bad, hey ♪
476
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,578
♪ It's a nice a place ♪
477
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,163
♪ Ah shaddap-a you face ♪
478
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:37,294
Oh, oh, oh, oh. You're a stork.
Yeah, you're an angry stork.
479
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,714
I... I don't know. I
don't... What are you doing?
480
00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:42,382
- Damn. What?
- You're...
481
00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:45,511
- Baby pterodactyl.
- Thank you. Thank you.
482
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:46,470
How did you get that?
483
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:49,181
You're good at cards,
I'm good at charades.
484
00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:50,432
I'd love to just hunt one.
485
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:53,894
Have a little baby pterodactyl
above the fireplace.
486
00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:57,606
How about we just stick
to deer? You're up.
487
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:02,318
Movie.
488
00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:05,405
- American in Paris.
- Yes! Winner.
489
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,241
- This is rigged.
- How's it rigged?
490
00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,868
She pointed to me, and
it's her favorite movie.
491
00:31:09,952 --> 00:31:12,162
I didn't know that was
your favorite movie.
492
00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:13,830
I've always planned
on living in Paris.
493
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:16,792
How am I gonna pursue criminal
justice living in Paris?
494
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,378
I don't know.
495
00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:24,383
I mean, I also didn't know that we were
gonna get married after three months.
496
00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:31,682
Okay, new game. Um, how
about Never Have I Ever?
497
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:36,603
My favorite game. I
always lose, you know.
498
00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:41,400
Okay, I will start. Never have I
ever joined the mile high club.
499
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:45,529
- The mile high?
- Sex on a plane.
500
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:52,703
Um, long time ago
back when, uh, Pan Am,
501
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:55,330
I satisfied many.
502
00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,416
- Oh, did you?
- You?
503
00:31:57,499 --> 00:32:03,171
Yeah, yeah, no, I... I've broken down
a few lavatory doors on United myself.
504
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:07,593
No. I knew we had
something in common.
505
00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:11,430
- Yes, my friend.
- Yeah. Yes.
506
00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:12,639
I'm gonna go for a walk.
507
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,227
Uh-oh. I
said something bad.
508
00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:20,439
- What's her problem?
- What's your problem?
509
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,618
You wanna talk about it?
510
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,412
Talk about what?
511
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:39,124
How we're married and we
barely know each other?
512
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,419
- That's not true.
- I mean, kind of.
513
00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:47,466
I wanna move to Paris, and apparently
you love having sex on airplanes.
514
00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:51,470
Have you ever stopped to think
maybe why I'm against an annulment?
515
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,353
What couple do you know
that has survived one?
516
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:57,683
Hmm?
517
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,440
I see your point.
518
00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:10,447
Look, if you're worried about Paris,
screw it, let's move to Paris.
519
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:15,327
I can promise you, we'll
never have a dull moment.
520
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,622
I have no doubt.
521
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:22,417
Speaking of which, have
you ever had pool sex?
522
00:33:23,377 --> 00:33:24,878
Excuse me?
523
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,509
Is it anything like shower sex?
524
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:33,553
It is. Only it's a lot
prettier in movies.
525
00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:36,807
Well, I think I'm gonna pass on
anything of yours entering me
526
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,725
until it's wearing a raincoat.
527
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:48,068
Abby and Travis
thought the worst was over,
528
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:51,822
but the worst was yet to come.
529
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,096
Oh!
530
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:20,851
Wow. Oh! Ooh.
531
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:26,732
- Yeah?
- Throw, catch.
532
00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:29,109
Throw, catch. Throw, catch.
533
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:32,195
You have such good coordination.
I don't think I could do it.
534
00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:39,995
Ooh. So close. Again?
535
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,622
Throw, catch. Throw, catch.
536
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,710
- Morning.
- Buenos días, señor Maddox.
537
00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:50,756
Those are good grapes, huh?
538
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,302
I guess you don't like 'em.
539
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,015
Órale.
540
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:11,735
- I should get back to work.
- Yeah.
541
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,494
- It's cute, right?
- Oh, it's adorable.
542
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:22,746
- Would you hunt this?
- What?
543
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:25,373
- Have this up on your mantle?
- What?
544
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,961
- That's a lot of salt, babe.
- Yeah, I like salt.
545
00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:31,338
Do you not know that about me?
546
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,048
Buenos días.
547
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,132
- Buenos días.
- Hey.
548
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:35,217
Good morning.
549
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,566
- Is that all I get?
- I said hi to you this morning.
550
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:55,278
Oh. Is that what that was, when
you showed your cock to the worker?
551
00:35:56,822 --> 00:36:00,116
Well, you were so busy juggling
balls, I thought I'd show you mine.
552
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,995
- Can't have everything, I guess.
- Yeah, guess you can't.
553
00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:14,381
Hey. So what's going on?
What happened this morning?
554
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:16,967
Come on, talk to me.
555
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,861
Well, there was this guy,
and he was outside juggling.
556
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:20,822
- And I've always wanted to know how to...
- Mare!
557
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:23,890
- What is wrong with everyone today?
- Mare, where are you?
558
00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,810
So, your new friend gonna
join us down at the beach?
559
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:30,647
His name is Miguel, and, no, because
you scared him off with your big dick.
560
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:31,815
Mare!
561
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:36,027
Hey, guys. Hey, hey.
Have you seen Mare?
562
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:43,118
- Look, I know I can be possessive.
- You? No.
563
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,496
- I just don't like when guys touch you.
- Well, Travis, you have to get over that.
564
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:48,331
What if I have a male
gynecologist one day?
565
00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:50,292
Why would you have
a male gynecologist
566
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,377
when there's perfectly
good female gynecologists?
567
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,254
What about female empowerment?
568
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,940
Isn't that what the diversity
movement's all about?
569
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,383
Oh, my God, I hate
you right now.
570
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,510
Look who's not
being progressive.
571
00:37:00,594 --> 00:37:02,470
Mare?
572
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:03,972
Mare?
573
00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:07,559
- You miss me?
- Ugh.
574
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:13,106
Hey. Hey, have you guys
seen a small American girl?
575
00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:15,942
We
don't speak English.
576
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,238
We're
looking for our friends.
577
00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:21,990
Whoo.
578
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,618
You must have a lot of friends.
579
00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,453
Whee!
580
00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,204
Uh... Uh...
581
00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:31,791
Our friends are from
the United States.
582
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:33,752
Are they as cute as you are?
583
00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:37,464
I'm Blanca.
584
00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:38,547
I'm Travis.
585
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,926
Are you here on vacation?
586
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,762
Yes - vacation.
587
00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:44,763
Yes!
588
00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:46,473
Are you having fun?
589
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:49,559
It's a
good color, right?
590
00:37:49,643 --> 00:37:51,329
- She didn't like the color before.
- Oh. I didn't.
591
00:37:51,353 --> 00:37:53,188
I
don't speak English!
592
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,190
Oh, yeah. Sí, Inglés.
593
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,274
And this?
594
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:59,653
Watch. It
gets bigger.
595
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,863
It took a while.
596
00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:06,325
What does it mean?
597
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:08,036
Oh, yeah. It's...
598
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,579
Ah.
599
00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:11,122
One moment...
600
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,585
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
601
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,964
- Where'd you go?
- You seemed distracted.
602
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,025
Well, I was just trying to find
out where our friends were.
603
00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,689
I didn't ask them to
take their tops off.
604
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,177
Oh, okay.
605
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:26,346
Look, look, look, look.
It's a topless beach.
606
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:29,724
See? I don't make the rules
here. Boobies, boobs, tits.
607
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:33,770
Yeah. Yeah! Travis, you
know what? You're right.
608
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:36,773
Thanks. No, honestly, I wasn't
trying to cause trouble or anything.
609
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,277
- What are you doing?
- You said it was a topless beach.
610
00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:43,905
- That doesn't apply to foreigners!
- Oh, that is absurd.
611
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,716
- Photos! Portraits!
- You're absurd!
612
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,075
Please...
613
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:50,829
- What is this, OnlyFans? Fuck off!
- You're a psycho!
614
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:54,082
- Leave me alone.
- Cover your titties!
615
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:59,004
Ay, caramba!
616
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:02,016
Come back,
baby. I make movies.
617
00:39:15,729 --> 00:39:20,108
Mare! Mare! Mare, look! Look,
I'm shedding my inhibitions!
618
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,615
Hey, hey, hey. She's the
one that took her top off.
619
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:35,874
Central!
620
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,430
Travis!
621
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,020
Hey, blondie.
622
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,818
It's the
police! You're under arrest.
623
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,030
Really?
624
00:40:23,505 --> 00:40:26,841
Come on, Darius. Just
give me five more minutes.
625
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,427
- Mmm.
- Look, I got a crisis on my hands.
626
00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:33,473
- So just please, okay? Please.
- Mmm.
627
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:36,142
What is so important that
you need me on a Sunday?
628
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,312
What do you mean?
629
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,191
Her stripper name is Pocahontas.
630
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,652
She needs to wear the headdress.
631
00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:50,240
I have had enough of this culturally
inappropriate woke shit. The last...
632
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:56,079
What did I tell you
about sneaking up on me?
633
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,790
Sorry, sir. Sorry. Sorry, sir.
634
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,169
I'll call you back.
635
00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:08,925
Oh, my... I guess this is their
way of staying under the radar.
636
00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:10,718
Ass-hats.
637
00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:15,515
Gatito? I know this place.
638
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:18,434
Darius and I fell
in love down here.
639
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,687
Call Vince, take a couple
of guys down there,
640
00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:23,356
and go get me my money
and a couple of fingers.
641
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,150
- Fingers?
- Yeah, fingers.
642
00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:28,611
No, no, forget it. I'm gonna
take care of this myself.
643
00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:31,990
What time's the next flight?
644
00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:33,283
Darius!
645
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,373
Darius! Dari...
646
00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:48,673
So... I posted your bail.
647
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,302
But since you don't
have passports,
648
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:54,679
you're gonna have to wait.
649
00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:15,825
Thank you, guys, for bailing
us out and being so nice.
650
00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,744
I'm just sorry my
husband is so rude.
651
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:21,414
Well, I wouldn't have to be so rude if
my wife would just respect some of my...
652
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,458
Rules? Are you gonna
house-break me too?
653
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:26,419
I was gonna say "requests,"
like when we're on our honeymoon
654
00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:30,798
surrounded by a few hundred horny
spring-break TikTok obsessed douchebags,
655
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,902
- maybe don't show your tit...
- Oh, do not say the T word.
656
00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:35,237
If you say the T word, I am
jumping out of this car, Travis,
657
00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:37,013
and out of your life, I mean it.
658
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:38,532
That's a bullshit way to
end an argument, Abby.
659
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:41,517
- I don't care.
- Then don't show your titties!
660
00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:44,163
- Titties, titties, titties, titties!
- Oh, fuck you, Travis Maddox.
661
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,730
- Fuck you!
- Titties, titties!
662
00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:50,401
- Abby, get back here.
- No, no, wait, wait. Señor Travis. No.
663
00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:53,279
- Take your hands off me.
- Miguel can take care of her.
664
00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:56,199
She's my wife. She just has
a bad habit of running away.
665
00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:58,576
Yes, because she is
running from you.
666
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:09,462
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was just...
I'm just looking for my ride.
667
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:12,924
I was just looking
for a friend of mine.
668
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:16,844
Angel! Why do you
bring your family such shame?
669
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,681
Go home! All of you, now!
670
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:25,478
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, that was...
671
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,481
I could really use a drink.
672
00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:31,276
Thank you.
673
00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:38,741
Hey. If you could at least text
me to let me know you're alive,
674
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,493
that would be much
fucking appreciated!
675
00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:44,247
- Jesus. Is that the way you talk to her?
- What the fuck do you want?
676
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:46,040
What the fuck do I...
677
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:50,753
Let me be clear. I think
you're being an asshole.
678
00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:55,216
And I think that getting married at
19 is the dumbest shit in the world.
679
00:43:57,135 --> 00:44:00,888
But all I care about right now is my
best friend, and she's in love with you.
680
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:02,473
Yeah, I love her too.
681
00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:06,227
- What's the problem?
- The problem is you're suffocating her!
682
00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:09,272
You're suffocating her, and she
has a bad habit of disappearing,
683
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:11,649
and I don't want that to
happen to either of us.
684
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,530
Buenas noches, Miguel.
685
00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:22,285
Well, aren't you super popular?
686
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,953
- Hola, Miguel.
- Hola.
687
00:44:24,037 --> 00:44:25,830
That wasn't always the case.
688
00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:29,167
I find that so hard to believe.
689
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,835
You're way too nice.
690
00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:33,379
What's your back story?
691
00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:36,549
Tell me.
692
00:44:38,302 --> 00:44:41,555
Okay. Um... Well, I'm
part Maldive, part Samoan.
693
00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:44,183
- Okay.
- My family moved here when I was a kid.
694
00:44:44,266 --> 00:44:46,977
- Okay.
- They were actually pretty wealthy.
695
00:44:47,061 --> 00:44:49,980
You know, the house that you
stay at used to be our home.
696
00:44:50,773 --> 00:44:51,899
What happened?
697
00:44:52,441 --> 00:44:55,527
The government took it
when my father was killed.
698
00:44:55,611 --> 00:44:58,989
- Miguel, I...
- No, don't shed any tears for him.
699
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:01,033
He wasn't a good guy.
700
00:45:01,784 --> 00:45:05,704
When he was killed, my
mom and I had to restart.
701
00:45:05,788 --> 00:45:10,584
I was just a very
angry kid, like Angel.
702
00:45:11,543 --> 00:45:13,128
And then one day,
I got the calling.
703
00:45:13,212 --> 00:45:14,212
The calling?
704
00:45:15,923 --> 00:45:18,759
Oh. Oh, you mean
like "the" calling.
705
00:45:18,842 --> 00:45:21,220
- So you're a...
- Priest. In training.
706
00:45:22,012 --> 00:45:24,640
I did not see that coming. Wow.
707
00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:27,309
Tell me, Abby, have you ever...
708
00:45:28,394 --> 00:45:32,481
I mean, I believe, but I don't
practice or anything like that.
709
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:34,209
Well, there's a first
time for everything.
710
00:45:34,233 --> 00:45:37,069
- No. No, I still got my beer.
- Jesus, we've got another!
711
00:45:37,152 --> 00:45:38,153
I'm not that bad!
712
00:45:45,369 --> 00:45:47,204
Have we ever talked like this?
713
00:45:48,288 --> 00:45:51,667
Yeah. There was that one
time in the laundry room.
714
00:45:52,459 --> 00:45:53,794
Yeah, you know.
715
00:45:53,877 --> 00:45:59,049
You know asked me if I had any soap,
and I said that I needed to get some.
716
00:46:01,385 --> 00:46:03,720
That was nice.
717
00:46:05,347 --> 00:46:07,349
Yeah, it's funny. You...
718
00:46:07,433 --> 00:46:10,477
You don't get to pick the people
who your boyfriend hangs out with.
719
00:46:10,561 --> 00:46:13,689
- I never would have picked you.
- I wouldn't have picked you either.
720
00:46:15,441 --> 00:46:17,192
How long have you known her?
721
00:46:18,193 --> 00:46:19,278
A long time.
722
00:46:23,282 --> 00:46:24,741
That's pretty cute.
723
00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:26,910
You know that kid who does
all these great things
724
00:46:26,994 --> 00:46:29,496
and her parents never
show up for anything?
725
00:46:30,789 --> 00:46:32,124
That was Abby.
726
00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:35,377
It's frustrating to watch.
727
00:46:35,461 --> 00:46:39,715
But, Travis, she is not
your problem to solve.
728
00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:43,719
Okay? You just have
to give her time.
729
00:46:43,802 --> 00:46:45,637
I mean, she's had no
stability in her life,
730
00:46:45,721 --> 00:46:51,721
and you are like this... egomaniac
emblem of hyper-masculinity,
731
00:46:51,977 --> 00:46:55,439
semi-toxic, who I actually
hope is, you know, extinct.
732
00:46:55,522 --> 00:46:57,917
- Whoa, whoa. Where'd that come from?
- Oh, I'm just teasing you.
733
00:46:57,941 --> 00:46:59,443
- Jesus!
- What the hell?
734
00:47:03,238 --> 00:47:04,238
Uh...
735
00:47:05,365 --> 00:47:07,367
Hey, guys.
736
00:47:07,451 --> 00:47:10,329
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. No, I'm...
737
00:47:10,412 --> 00:47:15,125
Yeah, I was... Uh, yeah, I was just
stargazing at... at, uh, Copernicus and...
738
00:47:15,209 --> 00:47:16,835
Telescope's over there, bro.
739
00:47:17,711 --> 00:47:19,796
Oh, they have one
of those over there?
740
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:23,550
- Were you spying on us?
- No, no, I would never do that, okay?
741
00:47:23,634 --> 00:47:26,762
I'm... I was, uh... I
was getting coconuts.
742
00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:28,555
Your favorite.
743
00:47:28,639 --> 00:47:30,349
Babe. Hey, where you going?
744
00:47:31,266 --> 00:47:32,392
Babe!
745
00:47:32,476 --> 00:47:35,270
Whoa! Whoa, you feel that?
746
00:47:35,354 --> 00:47:39,149
Whoa, you feel that?
It's an earthquake, babe!
747
00:47:39,816 --> 00:47:41,735
She... She's gone, buddy.
748
00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:44,071
- Whoa, Mommy!
- You aced it.
749
00:47:44,154 --> 00:47:48,450
Thanks for everything today, and
for making sure I got home safe.
750
00:47:48,534 --> 00:47:50,619
Look, I know you have
a lot on your mind,
751
00:47:50,702 --> 00:47:55,165
and Travis has a... interesting
way of expressing himself.
752
00:47:55,249 --> 00:47:58,752
But something tells me that this
marriage is worth fighting for.
753
00:47:59,711 --> 00:48:01,046
And I know I'm not ordained yet,
754
00:48:01,129 --> 00:48:05,217
but if you and Travis ever wanna talk
anything through, I'm here to listen.
755
00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:09,346
And I won't splash you with
holy water or anything.
756
00:48:09,471 --> 00:48:11,390
- Thanks.
- Bye.
757
00:48:11,473 --> 00:48:12,473
Bye.
758
00:48:31,618 --> 00:48:33,036
- Hi.
- Hi.
759
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:36,540
It's the first time we've
been in sync for a while.
760
00:48:36,623 --> 00:48:37,874
Yeah.
761
00:48:39,876 --> 00:48:41,545
I'm sorry I've been such a dick.
762
00:48:42,504 --> 00:48:44,673
I mean, you haven't. It's...
763
00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:46,008
I really have.
764
00:48:47,134 --> 00:48:48,844
We know I have.
765
00:48:48,927 --> 00:48:51,054
You have.
766
00:48:51,138 --> 00:48:54,766
Well, thank you. I
appreciate that. It...
767
00:48:56,476 --> 00:48:59,896
Look, I mean, I have a really bad
habit of running away from my problems.
768
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,898
- You do.
- I do.
769
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:04,359
And I really don't
wanna run away from you.
770
00:49:07,029 --> 00:49:09,156
Maybe we just need a
little bit of a break.
771
00:49:10,907 --> 00:49:14,953
Our whole relationship has just
been this crazy pressure cooker,
772
00:49:15,037 --> 00:49:19,791
and neither of us have been able to go off
and have any fun or blow off any steam.
773
00:49:22,336 --> 00:49:24,880
I have fun with you.
774
00:49:25,922 --> 00:49:28,342
I know, but I... I
meant independently.
775
00:49:28,425 --> 00:49:29,426
Yeah.
776
00:49:30,344 --> 00:49:33,430
I have always wanted
a bachelor party.
777
00:49:33,513 --> 00:49:34,514
Okay.
778
00:49:36,099 --> 00:49:39,061
Let's do it. I mean, there's
no time like the present.
779
00:49:42,439 --> 00:49:44,274
I like your thinking, Abby.
780
00:49:45,025 --> 00:49:48,403
Hey, bro, get all the boys
together and come down to Mexico.
781
00:49:48,487 --> 00:49:50,656
Oh, by the way, we got married.
782
00:49:50,739 --> 00:49:52,032
Abby, dipshit.
783
00:49:52,699 --> 00:49:58,622
Always ready for a good time,
the Maddox brothers flew down to Gatito.
784
00:49:59,748 --> 00:50:02,751
Yeah, Dad, yeah. Talk soon.
785
00:50:03,585 --> 00:50:06,296
- What'd he say?
- That I'm in charge.
786
00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:08,882
And to make sure you
don't do anything stupid.
787
00:50:13,095 --> 00:50:15,180
It says that El Jefe
had kilos of cocaine
788
00:50:15,263 --> 00:50:18,975
that was eaten by a clowder
of hairless Mexican cats.
789
00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:20,936
I swear, if you ruin
Travis's bachelor party
790
00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:22,479
with a cocaine cat
scavenger hunt,
791
00:50:22,562 --> 00:50:26,149
I will sell you to a local cartel
and they will use you as a drug mule.
792
00:50:26,233 --> 00:50:27,234
Ow!
793
00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:35,450
No, look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I
don't know how many times I can say it.
794
00:50:35,534 --> 00:50:39,037
There's a first-class ticket waiting
for you at Delta. I booked us a suite.
795
00:50:39,121 --> 00:50:42,958
I just gotta get this money and a couple
of fingers, and then it's just us.
796
00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:48,422
There will be no talk of work, I
swear, just massages and margaritas.
797
00:50:48,505 --> 00:50:53,093
Oh, Darius, just come
down, please. Call me back.
798
00:50:57,514 --> 00:51:03,061
Don't you ever, ever
do that again, you...
799
00:51:03,145 --> 00:51:06,940
Hey. Oh, hey, babe. Hey, how are
you? Where were you last night?
800
00:51:07,023 --> 00:51:09,693
- Why'd you spy on me?
- Spy? What are you talking about?
801
00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:11,862
- What are you talking about?
- So everything's fine.
802
00:51:11,945 --> 00:51:14,823
Yes, everything's fine, so
there's nothing to talk about.
803
00:51:14,906 --> 00:51:17,159
Oh! Ah!
804
00:51:17,242 --> 00:51:20,746
Oh, that hurt. Oh... Babe!
805
00:51:20,829 --> 00:51:23,015
- Why did you do that?
- Hey! You holding out on us, cuz?
806
00:51:23,039 --> 00:51:26,752
- Hey, guys. Welcome to Mexico.
- Keeping the riches to yourself, huh?
807
00:51:26,835 --> 00:51:29,129
- Yeah, you're a fucking dead man, right?
- What?
808
00:51:29,212 --> 00:51:30,881
- This place have a bidet?
- Fucking nerd.
809
00:51:30,964 --> 00:51:33,967
What? It was a long flight. They're
completely normal in Europe. No!
810
00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,719
Don't chuck me in the ocean!
811
00:51:35,802 --> 00:51:37,179
- Hey, buddy.
- Hi.
812
00:51:37,262 --> 00:51:39,806
- Hey, hey, guys.
- Change of plans.
813
00:51:39,890 --> 00:51:42,267
So, the girls' spa treatment
is now in the afternoon,
814
00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:43,619
so they're going to
the beach with us.
815
00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:46,243
- Will you teach me how to play football?
- Hey, Shep, think fast.
816
00:51:47,439 --> 00:51:49,775
- Heads up, buddy.
- Touchdown!
817
00:51:49,858 --> 00:51:53,403
♪ Call me good Call me bad ♪
818
00:51:53,487 --> 00:51:57,073
♪ Call me anything
you want to, baby ♪
819
00:51:57,449 --> 00:52:00,285
♪ But I know that you're sad ♪
820
00:52:01,077 --> 00:52:05,081
♪ And I know I'll make you happy with
the one thing that you never had ♪
821
00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:09,753
♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪
822
00:52:10,337 --> 00:52:12,464
♪ Don't you know that ♪
823
00:52:12,547 --> 00:52:17,219
♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪
824
00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:22,349
♪ You bet! If you're gonna
do it, do it right, right ♪
825
00:52:22,432 --> 00:52:23,433
♪ Do it with me ♪
826
00:52:23,517 --> 00:52:25,644
♪ If you're gonna do
it, do it right, right ♪
827
00:52:25,727 --> 00:52:27,020
♪ Do it with me ♪
828
00:52:27,103 --> 00:52:28,980
♪ If you're gonna do
it, do it right, right ♪
829
00:52:29,439 --> 00:52:30,440
♪ Do it with me ♪
830
00:52:30,524 --> 00:52:33,068
♪ If you're gonna do
it, do it right, right ♪
831
00:52:33,151 --> 00:52:34,152
♪ Do it with me ♪
832
00:52:34,236 --> 00:52:36,905
♪ So good You're divine ♪
833
00:52:37,697 --> 00:52:40,909
♪ Wanna take you, wanna make you
But they tell me it's a crime ♪
834
00:52:40,992 --> 00:52:44,371
♪ Oh, everybody knows
where the good people go ♪
835
00:52:44,454 --> 00:52:49,084
♪ But where we're going, baby
Ain't no such word as no ♪
836
00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:54,130
♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪
837
00:52:54,214 --> 00:52:56,049
♪ Don't you know who I am ♪
838
00:52:56,132 --> 00:53:01,847
♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪
839
00:53:01,930 --> 00:53:03,348
♪ You know You bet ♪
840
00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:05,809
♪ If you're gonna do
it, do it right, right ♪
841
00:53:05,892 --> 00:53:07,102
♪ Do it with me ♪
842
00:53:07,185 --> 00:53:09,354
♪ If you're gonna do
it, do it right, right ♪
843
00:53:09,437 --> 00:53:10,981
♪ Do it with me ♪
844
00:53:11,064 --> 00:53:13,483
♪ I'll be your man I'll be
the one who understands ♪
845
00:53:13,567 --> 00:53:17,195
♪ I'll be your first, I'll be your
last I'll be the only one you ask ♪
846
00:53:17,279 --> 00:53:20,532
♪ I'll be your friend, I'll be your toy
I'll be the one who brings you joy ♪
847
00:53:20,615 --> 00:53:22,742
♪ I'll be your hope,
I'll be your pearl ♪
848
00:53:22,826 --> 00:53:25,245
♪ I'll take you halfway
round the world ♪
849
00:53:26,288 --> 00:53:29,457
♪ I'll make you rich
I'll make you poor ♪
850
00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:34,421
♪ Just don't use the door If
you're gonna do it, do it right ♪
851
00:53:34,504 --> 00:53:38,967
Hey. Okay, babe, what's going on?
Seriously, you're acting so weird.
852
00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:41,386
I mean, you literally
built a wall between us.
853
00:53:42,095 --> 00:53:43,263
Okay, you...
854
00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:45,700
You know when you're
driving down the highway
855
00:53:45,724 --> 00:53:48,852
and a really great song comes on,
and you get really into the song
856
00:53:48,935 --> 00:53:50,495
and then you miss
your exit and then...
857
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,106
Okay, wait, wait. Am I
the song or the highway?
858
00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:56,484
No, just... I feel like I'm learning
all of these things about you.
859
00:53:56,568 --> 00:53:57,568
Good, good, good.
860
00:53:57,611 --> 00:53:59,696
You should be, you know,
learning things about me,
861
00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:01,339
and me learning things
about you, yeah.
862
00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:04,242
Yeah, no, definitely. Then
I find out that you hunt.
863
00:54:04,326 --> 00:54:07,537
- I hunt. Yeah, I'm not hiding it.
- No, you're not listening to me.
864
00:54:07,621 --> 00:54:10,461
- You're not listening to me.
- Okay, maybe I shouldn't have even tried.
865
00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:12,417
Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have.
866
00:54:15,337 --> 00:54:18,423
And so the boys and
girls went their separate ways.
867
00:54:18,506 --> 00:54:21,593
The girls went off
to a relaxing spa,
868
00:54:21,676 --> 00:54:25,013
{\an8}and the boys, well...
869
00:54:35,815 --> 00:54:37,776
Let's go! Let's go!
870
00:54:37,859 --> 00:54:40,445
More, more! Don't
be a bitch! Come on.
871
00:54:43,281 --> 00:54:45,784
Ah, what the fuck!
872
00:54:45,867 --> 00:54:49,037
- Come on, let's go. Let's go, bitch!
- Shut up, bitch. Shut up!
873
00:54:56,002 --> 00:54:58,814
- Jeez, my skin feels like silk.
- We should try that seaweed wrap next.
874
00:54:58,838 --> 00:55:01,025
Ooh, I would love to do a seaweed
wrap. I've always wanted to.
875
00:55:01,049 --> 00:55:01,967
Yeah.
876
00:55:02,050 --> 00:55:04,511
Okay, well, at least
come with us to dinner.
877
00:55:04,594 --> 00:55:07,138
No, nobody's going
to bother you.
878
00:55:08,056 --> 00:55:10,183
You know what?
Okay, do whatever you want.
879
00:55:10,266 --> 00:55:12,936
But tomorrow we
are going sailing.
880
00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:18,358
- I'm sorry about that.
- No, you're fine.
881
00:55:18,441 --> 00:55:21,861
- Sounds like you need some relaxation.
- What brings you girls down here?
882
00:55:21,945 --> 00:55:24,739
- Honeymoon.
- Oh!
883
00:55:25,573 --> 00:55:28,368
I once had a one-night
stand with my doula.
884
00:55:30,203 --> 00:55:33,081
- Oh, n... No, no, no. It's not, no.
- No, not us, not us.
885
00:55:33,164 --> 00:55:35,059
Not that they're, no. Great
for you, though. No, but...
886
00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:37,293
- We don't have a problem with that.
- No, it's great.
887
00:55:37,377 --> 00:55:40,380
- We love that. We support that.
- It's her honeymoon. It's not...
888
00:55:40,463 --> 00:55:42,424
Yeah. It's our bachelor
and bachelorette parties.
889
00:55:42,507 --> 00:55:46,261
- We're doing it kind of backwards.
- Well, where's the rest of your party?
890
00:55:46,344 --> 00:55:48,930
- Yeah, you're looking at it.
- Yeah.
891
00:55:49,014 --> 00:55:51,349
Well, is that what you wanted?
892
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,894
Well... no.
893
00:55:54,978 --> 00:55:57,647
Oh, okay. It's what
he wanted. Okay.
894
00:55:57,731 --> 00:56:00,191
Yeah, I guess I'm just
trying to make him happy.
895
00:56:00,275 --> 00:56:03,403
Oh, God. Oh, no, I heard
it. That was awful.
896
00:56:03,486 --> 00:56:05,822
- I know.
- Hey, hey, hey, you.
897
00:56:05,905 --> 00:56:08,324
- Put that down.
- Hey, I can't, I can't.
898
00:56:08,408 --> 00:56:11,119
- Put it down.
- Hey, you need to behave.
899
00:56:11,202 --> 00:56:13,163
Oh. Are you gonna teach me?
900
00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:18,710
Ow!
901
00:56:18,793 --> 00:56:22,422
- Oh, my God, you're my hero.
- Pour yourselves a drink, girls.
902
00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:23,631
Okay.
903
00:56:24,299 --> 00:56:25,759
Can I be frank?
904
00:56:25,842 --> 00:56:26,843
- Please.
- Please.
905
00:56:26,926 --> 00:56:29,929
This marriage is starting
off on the wrong foot.
906
00:56:30,013 --> 00:56:33,933
This is not about his needs.
It's about your needs.
907
00:56:34,017 --> 00:56:36,019
Now, I lead women's retreats
throughout the year,
908
00:56:36,102 --> 00:56:38,646
and it's mostly Fortune 500,
909
00:56:38,730 --> 00:56:41,816
but I also cater to the homemaker
and poor people like yourself.
910
00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:42,900
Oh.
911
00:56:42,942 --> 00:56:45,862
Because as much as you would
like to deny it, girls,
912
00:56:45,945 --> 00:56:50,408
you cannot disrespect or
demean the power of the pussy.
913
00:56:51,868 --> 00:56:53,828
Drink your drink.
914
00:56:53,912 --> 00:56:55,914
- Drink it. It's expensive.
- Oh.
915
00:56:57,874 --> 00:57:00,960
Ladies, these two
will be joining us.
916
00:57:01,044 --> 00:57:02,712
I have some calls to make,
917
00:57:02,796 --> 00:57:05,048
but Fernando knows where
to take you, so run along.
918
00:57:05,131 --> 00:57:06,382
I'll see you later.
919
00:57:12,639 --> 00:57:14,682
We don't see this in the States.
920
00:57:14,766 --> 00:57:17,727
Yeah. That's because it's illegal.
921
00:57:30,657 --> 00:57:32,158
My son!
922
00:57:33,451 --> 00:57:34,786
My son!
923
00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:36,913
My son!
924
00:57:54,889 --> 00:57:56,683
You okay, Shep?
925
00:57:57,642 --> 00:58:02,230
Yeah, yeah. Sorry. I, uh... Just
fuck. The allergy season, right?
926
00:58:03,565 --> 00:58:07,527
After massages
and muchas margaritas,
927
00:58:07,610 --> 00:58:11,990
the girls chose to take their
bachelorette party to the streets
928
00:58:12,073 --> 00:58:14,117
in search of more fun.
929
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,786
♪ Welcome to the festival
The festival de lucha ♪
930
00:58:16,870 --> 00:58:18,538
Can you tell me
where the lucha is?
931
00:58:18,621 --> 00:58:22,125
Your tent over
yonder, my fair wench.
932
00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:24,627
- Hey, excuse me, Shakespeare.
- Ow.
933
00:58:24,711 --> 00:58:27,297
I don't really like that
you called me a wench.
934
00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:30,300
And the
winner is GEK the GEK!
935
00:58:31,926 --> 00:58:33,636
Okay, the next event,
936
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:35,096
the next fight,
937
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:38,057
with public participation.
938
00:58:38,516 --> 00:58:41,019
Here's the fabulous, the only...
939
00:58:42,228 --> 00:58:44,981
Thumbelina!
940
00:58:45,064 --> 00:58:46,816
- Thumbelina!
- ♪ My name is Thumbelina ♪
941
00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:50,153
- ♪ I'm three feet tall... ♪
- Oh, my God, she's so cute.
942
00:58:50,236 --> 00:58:51,613
Hey, what is he saying?
943
00:58:52,906 --> 00:58:55,825
He wants to know if
anyone'll fight Thumbelina.
944
00:58:55,909 --> 00:58:59,162
What? No, she's like a
delicate little flower.
945
00:58:59,245 --> 00:59:01,789
These people can't fight her.
I'll do it! I will do it.
946
00:59:01,873 --> 00:59:03,642
- It's gonna be fine. I'll be fine.
- No, no, no.
947
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:06,002
- We have a challenger.
- I'll do it.
948
00:59:06,085 --> 00:59:07,712
This is a terrible idea. Ah!
949
00:59:07,795 --> 00:59:09,756
Hi. Hi.
950
00:59:09,839 --> 00:59:11,841
- Hi.
- Aw, I'm Abby.
951
00:59:11,925 --> 00:59:14,219
- Aw!
- I told you it was gonna be fine.
952
00:59:14,302 --> 00:59:16,429
She's cute.
953
00:59:16,512 --> 00:59:18,598
Okay, so, uh... so
do I get a costume?
954
00:59:18,681 --> 00:59:20,808
She
wants a costume!
955
00:59:20,892 --> 00:59:22,119
Sure,
sure. Come on.
956
00:59:22,143 --> 00:59:25,897
Oh, you're good. You're
good, Shep. You're good.
957
00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:29,525
It's just a stupid, stupid
little chicken, okay?
958
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:31,903
Okay, okay.
959
00:59:32,862 --> 00:59:35,865
All right. Get it together.
Get it together. Get...
960
00:59:36,658 --> 00:59:38,368
My
favorite rooster!
961
00:59:40,286 --> 00:59:42,205
No, no, no.
962
00:59:42,288 --> 00:59:43,957
No!
963
00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:46,876
Look at his little feet.
964
00:59:47,877 --> 00:59:49,796
Where's the humanity?
965
00:59:51,297 --> 00:59:54,342
You people are
sick! You did this!
966
00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:59,055
You did this to your child!
How do you feel about that?
967
00:59:59,597 --> 01:00:01,307
He's an animal of love.
968
01:00:10,608 --> 01:00:12,360
This is sick fuck.
969
01:00:13,319 --> 01:00:14,821
Not on my watch.
970
01:00:15,446 --> 01:00:16,823
You.
971
01:00:16,906 --> 01:00:21,244
And now from the
United States, Abby Abernathy!
972
01:00:25,456 --> 01:00:27,500
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
973
01:00:27,583 --> 01:00:30,086
Listen very carefully
to the rules, all right?
974
01:00:30,169 --> 01:00:31,921
- Okay.
- There are no rules.
975
01:00:33,047 --> 01:00:34,090
Go!
976
01:00:35,842 --> 01:00:37,093
Meow.
977
01:00:37,176 --> 01:00:39,262
A cat.
978
01:00:39,345 --> 01:00:41,973
- Ow!
- Oh, my... Jesus.
979
01:00:42,724 --> 01:00:44,434
- You bitch!
- Ow!
980
01:00:46,311 --> 01:00:48,187
- What's happening?
- Come here!
981
01:00:51,316 --> 01:00:54,110
- Oh, God.
- Okay. Truce?
982
01:01:08,541 --> 01:01:11,919
- Will you tell me that's not Abby?
- It's definitely Abby.
983
01:01:16,007 --> 01:01:18,217
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
984
01:01:19,552 --> 01:01:21,596
Oh, God. Oh, hi, honey.
985
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:26,392
- Okay.
- What happened to mani-pedis?
986
01:01:26,476 --> 01:01:28,436
I could really use
your advice right now.
987
01:01:28,519 --> 01:01:32,315
Okay, okay, um... Well, she's
favoring her right knee.
988
01:01:32,398 --> 01:01:34,650
- Go for her knee.
- No, that's so mean.
989
01:01:34,734 --> 01:01:36,652
It's really mean, but
it might save your life.
990
01:01:36,736 --> 01:01:39,614
Sorpresa!
991
01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:42,325
Don't listen to her. She's trying
to get in your head. Look at me.
992
01:01:42,408 --> 01:01:43,951
Okay, okay.
993
01:01:44,035 --> 01:01:46,454
What's happening,
English-speaking woman?
994
01:01:46,537 --> 01:01:49,123
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
995
01:01:49,999 --> 01:01:52,335
Your
boyfriend is very handsome.
996
01:01:52,418 --> 01:01:55,588
- She's trying to fuck you.
- I... I don't know. I'm gonna go.
997
01:01:56,547 --> 01:01:58,925
- Listen here...
- Hasta la vista, fatty!
998
01:01:59,008 --> 01:02:00,468
Fatty?
999
01:02:01,594 --> 01:02:03,805
- I think you dropped something.
- Huh?
1000
01:02:04,931 --> 01:02:06,474
- My leg!
- Yeah!
1001
01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:11,479
That's what you get for
trying to fuck my husband!
1002
01:02:11,562 --> 01:02:14,482
Yeah. Oh, some Mario shit.
1003
01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:17,902
Slam her! Yes! I don't know
what's legal. Do whatever.
1004
01:02:20,029 --> 01:02:22,031
Just do it!
1005
01:02:23,658 --> 01:02:26,786
Mama!
1006
01:02:26,869 --> 01:02:28,538
My tiny leg!
1007
01:02:28,621 --> 01:02:31,541
- I am immensely turned on by you.
- Uncle! Uncle!
1008
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:36,045
- Yeah!
- Yes!
1009
01:02:37,713 --> 01:02:41,467
I can't believe you did it.
You were awesome! You won!
1010
01:02:41,551 --> 01:02:43,636
All right, baby. Have fun
at your bachelor party!
1011
01:02:43,719 --> 01:02:46,722
All right! I love you! Have fun!
1012
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:51,394
♪ There's a cabin
in the town In the town ♪
1013
01:02:51,477 --> 01:02:55,064
♪ Where my sweet love sits
me down Sits me down ♪
1014
01:02:55,148 --> 01:02:59,068
♪ And drinks her wine
as merry as can be ♪
1015
01:02:59,152 --> 01:03:01,821
♪ Never, never thinks of me ♪
1016
01:03:01,904 --> 01:03:04,157
Whoa. Looks like the
power's out again.
1017
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:05,700
Sorpresa!
1018
01:03:08,161 --> 01:03:10,830
What's with all the
eye candy? I'm married.
1019
01:03:10,913 --> 01:03:13,833
- You are.
- But we're not.
1020
01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:17,795
Don't get any cute ideas.
Abby's our sister now.
1021
01:03:17,879 --> 01:03:20,548
Yeah. I'll have to agree
with him on that one.
1022
01:03:36,689 --> 01:03:41,777
I mean, I love him. That's
gotta be worth something, right?
1023
01:03:42,695 --> 01:03:44,363
Yeah, absolutely.
1024
01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:48,826
- I don't know what love is anymore.
- Uh-oh.
1025
01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:52,163
Have you eaten anything today?
1026
01:03:52,246 --> 01:03:53,331
I'm full...
1027
01:03:54,332 --> 01:03:56,584
of rage!
1028
01:03:57,543 --> 01:04:00,755
Here's the thing, girls. I
got married too fucking young.
1029
01:04:00,838 --> 01:04:04,133
It didn't work out, you know?
What are you gonna fucking do?
1030
01:04:04,217 --> 01:04:07,053
What do you mean, what am I
gonna fucking do? I'm already...
1031
01:04:07,136 --> 01:04:08,846
Oh, look, I'm peeing.
1032
01:04:10,973 --> 01:04:14,560
- I'm never getting married.
- Listen.
1033
01:04:14,644 --> 01:04:17,772
The stats are not
in your favor, okay?
1034
01:04:17,855 --> 01:04:19,649
And by the way, hey, listen.
1035
01:04:19,732 --> 01:04:24,570
Hey, it's not like you came into
any assets or anything, right? So...
1036
01:04:24,654 --> 01:04:28,574
And there are no kids
involved. So, you got that.
1037
01:04:28,658 --> 01:04:32,286
I'm gonna have a baby
on my own. Millicent.
1038
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:36,332
Just buy one.
They're more grateful.
1039
01:04:42,505 --> 01:04:44,215
Okay. Shit.
1040
01:04:44,298 --> 01:04:47,593
Okay, I got you... I
got you food. Oh, oh.
1041
01:04:49,679 --> 01:04:52,348
This looks so good, guys.
1042
01:04:52,431 --> 01:04:53,641
All right.
1043
01:04:55,059 --> 01:04:58,312
Mmm! You're free now, yeah.
1044
01:05:00,606 --> 01:05:05,027
Ooh, you hungry? Yeah. Ooh!
1045
01:05:05,111 --> 01:05:06,529
Bon appétit.
1046
01:05:07,405 --> 01:05:09,949
Mmm! Yeah, come on.
1047
01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:13,119
What? The food's over here.
Here you go. Yeah, you can eat.
1048
01:05:13,202 --> 01:05:16,747
No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey.
1049
01:05:16,831 --> 01:05:17,832
Cease!
1050
01:05:17,915 --> 01:05:19,041
Para! Para! Para!
1051
01:05:21,669 --> 01:05:25,715
Para! Stop! Stop!
Para! Para! Para!
1052
01:05:27,216 --> 01:05:29,594
Guys, just be friends,
just be friends!
1053
01:05:32,221 --> 01:05:34,932
No! No! No!
1054
01:05:43,024 --> 01:05:45,860
I'm an exchange student!
1055
01:05:45,943 --> 01:05:47,111
Help me!
1056
01:05:56,621 --> 01:05:58,456
- Oh!
- I got you!
1057
01:05:58,664 --> 01:06:00,249
- I got you.
- You got me.
1058
01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:02,293
- I love you so much.
- Okay, come on, let's go.
1059
01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:04,021
- You're such a good friend.
- I know. I love you very much.
1060
01:06:04,045 --> 01:06:07,256
- Who needs Shep? Here we go.
- No one needs him. I love you.
1061
01:06:07,340 --> 01:06:10,968
- Here we go. Where's the waterbed?
- Okay, okay. No, it's not a waterbed.
1062
01:06:11,052 --> 01:06:13,638
You know, lady, I love you too.
I think we're good together.
1063
01:06:13,721 --> 01:06:17,475
No. I... I just need to know
if Darius made his flight.
1064
01:06:18,809 --> 01:06:22,271
What are you looking at? I don't
give a fuck about Abby anymore.
1065
01:06:22,355 --> 01:06:23,814
I just want Darius.
1066
01:06:24,857 --> 01:06:27,443
What do you mean, he cashed
his ticket in? No, no, no!
1067
01:06:27,526 --> 01:06:29,904
Those are my miles!
That's my money!
1068
01:06:31,072 --> 01:06:34,909
I work my whole fucking life to
build a nest egg of money and love.
1069
01:06:34,992 --> 01:06:38,371
And what's the point if you keep
losing the nest egg and the love?
1070
01:06:39,246 --> 01:06:41,374
Help me!
1071
01:06:42,875 --> 01:06:45,169
Oh!
1072
01:06:49,715 --> 01:06:52,927
Oh, no, no, no. No!
1073
01:06:53,010 --> 01:06:54,679
Hi, Shepley, baby. It's Mom.
1074
01:06:54,762 --> 01:06:58,516
- I'm at hospice with Granny.
- Mommy, yes, it's me!
1075
01:06:58,599 --> 01:07:00,869
We're about to pull the plug
and she wanted to say goodbye.
1076
01:07:00,893 --> 01:07:02,812
- No, Grandma!
- Where are you?
1077
01:07:02,895 --> 01:07:04,271
No, Grandma!
1078
01:07:07,024 --> 01:07:10,861
Shepley, it's Granny.
I just wanted to tell you I...
1079
01:07:10,945 --> 01:07:12,822
No!
1080
01:07:12,905 --> 01:07:16,075
No! Goodbye, Granny!
1081
01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:29,755
No, I don't like those.
I like Pino. Pino!
1082
01:07:31,507 --> 01:07:33,926
Guys! Oh, they'll
never believe me.
1083
01:07:46,689 --> 01:07:48,107
Guess who?
1084
01:07:49,650 --> 01:07:51,277
Remember us?
1085
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:52,360
Raar.
1086
01:07:52,945 --> 01:07:54,864
You learn English fast.
1087
01:07:54,947 --> 01:07:57,116
I learn a lot of things fast.
1088
01:07:57,199 --> 01:07:59,452
Isn't this your bachelor party?
1089
01:07:59,535 --> 01:08:03,456
Whoo. It sure is
my bachelor party.
1090
01:08:03,539 --> 01:08:05,958
So, don't you wanna
have some fun?
1091
01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:07,501
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
1092
01:08:07,585 --> 01:08:08,878
Let's have fun!
1093
01:08:08,961 --> 01:08:13,674
Okay. You know, um, I thought I
was having enough fun already.
1094
01:08:14,550 --> 01:08:15,968
You know what we mean.
1095
01:08:17,052 --> 01:08:19,138
Whoo!
1096
01:08:19,221 --> 01:08:21,599
We'll make it hard.
1097
01:08:21,682 --> 01:08:23,726
Away from Blondie.
1098
01:08:23,809 --> 01:08:25,436
You mean Abby, my wife.
1099
01:08:26,061 --> 01:08:29,064
Come on.
We won't tell.
1100
01:08:35,571 --> 01:08:37,114
I gotta go.
1101
01:08:37,198 --> 01:08:39,408
Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
1102
01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:43,412
Naughty, naughty.
1103
01:08:44,705 --> 01:08:46,916
Thank you for letting
us stay on the cot.
1104
01:08:46,999 --> 01:08:51,086
Yeah, well, okay,
ladies, it's been real.
1105
01:08:51,170 --> 01:08:54,089
Good luck with your
life, your marriage.
1106
01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:55,883
And if you were a gambler,
1107
01:08:55,966 --> 01:08:59,887
I would tell you that the odds
are not in your favor and to fold.
1108
01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:02,097
Wait, I have to pee.
Is this a bathroom?
1109
01:09:02,181 --> 01:09:04,517
Yeah. But no, no, no, no.
Don't... Don't go there.
1110
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,019
That's Parker's room.
Just go in the pond.
1111
01:09:07,102 --> 01:09:08,354
Parker?
1112
01:09:08,437 --> 01:09:11,232
My son, the doctor that
we were talking about.
1113
01:09:11,315 --> 01:09:13,984
- What's your last name?
- Hayes.
1114
01:09:14,068 --> 01:09:15,903
Hayes.
1115
01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:17,947
Parker Hayes.
1116
01:09:18,030 --> 01:09:19,323
Doctor.
1117
01:09:21,116 --> 01:09:22,701
Hey, Parker!
1118
01:09:22,785 --> 01:09:24,078
Dr. Hayes.
1119
01:09:24,161 --> 01:09:25,996
Parker Hayes?
1120
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,081
Parker!
1121
01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:32,545
Mare! Mare, we gotta go!
1122
01:09:42,596 --> 01:09:43,596
Ugh.
1123
01:09:45,641 --> 01:09:47,977
Travis.
1124
01:09:50,646 --> 01:09:51,814
Naughty, naughty.
1125
01:09:53,357 --> 01:09:55,276
Travis? Travis,
come and get me.
1126
01:09:58,028 --> 01:09:59,488
Travis!
1127
01:09:59,572 --> 01:10:01,115
- Asshole!
- You like that?
1128
01:10:01,198 --> 01:10:04,368
- Fine. Two can play at that.
- Oh, Travis, you're so good.
1129
01:10:17,047 --> 01:10:20,175
Okay, Parker. Okay, I'm just...
1130
01:10:21,218 --> 01:10:25,055
Shit. Okay, go. Wait. Okay.
1131
01:10:25,139 --> 01:10:26,265
Ow!
1132
01:10:27,558 --> 01:10:28,851
Ow.
1133
01:10:28,934 --> 01:10:32,563
Okay. Hi, Parker. Hi. Hi,
you old nice, boring man.
1134
01:10:32,646 --> 01:10:34,315
Okay, we're gonna take a photo.
1135
01:10:34,398 --> 01:10:36,942
Shit. What?
1136
01:10:40,821 --> 01:10:42,114
Good. Okay.
1137
01:10:53,375 --> 01:10:55,461
No! What are you doing? Don't...
1138
01:11:01,675 --> 01:11:05,721
Shh, shh, shh. Shh. Shh.
1139
01:11:07,473 --> 01:11:09,433
Goddammit!
1140
01:11:11,268 --> 01:11:13,437
How are you
sleeping? Roll over!
1141
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,857
God, you're fucking
pointless. Roll over.
1142
01:11:17,524 --> 01:11:19,735
One.
1143
01:11:19,818 --> 01:11:22,321
Two.
1144
01:11:22,404 --> 01:11:25,324
Oh, oh, come on!
1145
01:11:25,407 --> 01:11:29,078
Come on. Ow! No!
1146
01:12:31,849 --> 01:12:34,435
What the hell happened in here?
1147
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,695
Is that me?
1148
01:12:52,119 --> 01:12:53,704
So mean.
1149
01:12:54,621 --> 01:12:57,666
I am sorry, señor. There
is no one here by that name.
1150
01:12:57,750 --> 01:13:01,086
Or the other girls. Have you
tried calling the police?
1151
01:13:01,170 --> 01:13:03,839
Yeah, I don't think we're
there yet. Thank you, though.
1152
01:13:04,590 --> 01:13:05,799
Okay.
1153
01:13:53,305 --> 01:13:54,973
Mmm?
1154
01:14:29,174 --> 01:14:31,885
- Who the fuck are you?
- It's me! It's me!
1155
01:14:31,969 --> 01:14:34,888
- It's Abby! It's me!
- Abby? What are you doing here?
1156
01:14:34,972 --> 01:14:38,225
- I was just trying to take a selfie.
- A selfie? Fucking psycho.
1157
01:14:38,308 --> 01:14:39,685
Abby?
1158
01:14:39,768 --> 01:14:43,772
- Oh, God. He's gonna kill you.
- Abby, open up!
1159
01:14:43,856 --> 01:14:45,691
There's nobody here by
that name, so piss off!
1160
01:14:45,774 --> 01:14:49,444
- Shh!
- Oh, my God! You fucked Parker!
1161
01:14:52,030 --> 01:14:54,241
What are you doing here?
1162
01:14:54,324 --> 01:14:56,660
Nothing happened! Nothing happened!
1163
01:15:07,546 --> 01:15:09,464
It's a madhouse!
1164
01:15:17,514 --> 01:15:20,934
Well? How's that for
your first time, Miguel?
1165
01:15:22,394 --> 01:15:27,274
Ain't she something else? Found her
in bed with her ex on our honeymoon.
1166
01:15:30,402 --> 01:15:32,654
It was really stupid.
1167
01:15:33,238 --> 01:15:36,950
I was drunk and trying to get
a selfie to make him jealous.
1168
01:15:37,034 --> 01:15:39,912
The only reason I
did it is because
1169
01:15:39,995 --> 01:15:44,124
I went to FaceTime Travis last
night and this is what I saw.
1170
01:15:47,544 --> 01:15:48,544
I...
1171
01:15:50,214 --> 01:15:51,715
Abby, I had nothing
to do with this.
1172
01:15:51,798 --> 01:15:53,425
You have to believe me.
1173
01:15:53,508 --> 01:15:54,509
I do.
1174
01:15:56,094 --> 01:15:59,139
I do. When I sobered up this
morning and I had a second to think,
1175
01:15:59,223 --> 01:16:01,516
I figured that, I don't know,
1176
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:04,436
that some girls must have
taken your phone or something.
1177
01:16:04,519 --> 01:16:05,896
And that's the truth.
1178
01:16:07,564 --> 01:16:09,733
Right. I believe you.
1179
01:16:09,816 --> 01:16:12,277
You guys, there's...
there's hope in this.
1180
01:16:13,737 --> 01:16:17,741
Except that doesn't really go both
ways in our relationship now, does it?
1181
01:16:21,119 --> 01:16:25,582
Well... it's not really like
you gave me a fighting chance
1182
01:16:25,666 --> 01:16:28,001
with your marriage
annulment contest.
1183
01:16:30,045 --> 01:16:32,130
You set me up to fail.
1184
01:16:36,593 --> 01:16:39,513
Miguel, I know that you said that
there's something in Travis and I
1185
01:16:39,596 --> 01:16:40,889
that's worth fighting for,
1186
01:16:40,973 --> 01:16:44,893
but, you know, I don't really
think I have any fight left.
1187
01:16:47,479 --> 01:16:50,023
- Then neither do I.
- I...
1188
01:16:50,107 --> 01:16:51,233
Travis...
1189
01:16:55,487 --> 01:16:59,825
- Abby, Psalm 51 says create a...
- Save it. I'm done.
1190
01:17:12,754 --> 01:17:14,089
My mom knows someone
1191
01:17:14,172 --> 01:17:17,009
who can get us on a four o'clock
flight back to Sacramento.
1192
01:17:17,092 --> 01:17:21,096
Thanks, but I think I'm just
gonna hang around here, wander.
1193
01:17:21,179 --> 01:17:23,015
Don't wander too far.
1194
01:17:24,266 --> 01:17:28,228
- Promise?
- Yes. Yes, I promise, Mare.
1195
01:17:28,312 --> 01:17:29,646
But enough about me.
1196
01:17:29,730 --> 01:17:32,983
- How are you doing?
- This is so weird, Abby.
1197
01:17:33,066 --> 01:17:35,527
The second I met Shepley,
I just fell so hard.
1198
01:17:35,610 --> 01:17:37,696
And we get here, and I
feel like I'm just seeing
1199
01:17:37,779 --> 01:17:39,448
who he really is
for the first time.
1200
01:17:39,531 --> 01:17:43,577
- Yeah, sounds familiar.
- I mean, he hunts, he spies on me.
1201
01:17:44,369 --> 01:17:47,539
I just can't. He's
not right for me.
1202
01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:51,585
I hear you.
1203
01:17:51,668 --> 01:17:54,379
I thought maybe
Travis was different,
1204
01:17:54,463 --> 01:17:57,424
but he's just like all
the men from my past.
1205
01:17:57,507 --> 01:17:59,259
I mean, I don't know
what to say, Mare.
1206
01:17:59,343 --> 01:18:02,137
I guess we were both
just dealt a really...
1207
01:18:04,264 --> 01:18:06,391
Hello? Abby?
1208
01:18:11,605 --> 01:18:14,775
I wanna see the two of
you in my office in an hour,
1209
01:18:14,858 --> 01:18:17,402
and don't you even
think of skipping town.
1210
01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:23,950
This is about Travis assuming your
debt by fighting against Chernobyl.
1211
01:19:10,747 --> 01:19:13,333
Abby, it's not what you think!
1212
01:19:16,628 --> 01:19:18,880
- I fucking hate you!
- I don't hit women.
1213
01:19:18,964 --> 01:19:20,799
Motherfucker!
1214
01:19:23,301 --> 01:19:26,805
- You said you wouldn't do anything!
- God, you're firm.
1215
01:19:26,888 --> 01:19:30,183
I fucking hate
you, you maggot dick!
1216
01:19:30,267 --> 01:19:33,437
- What are you, hormonal?
- Fuck you!
1217
01:19:36,481 --> 01:19:37,649
Who is it?
1218
01:19:41,403 --> 01:19:43,738
What... What do you want?
1219
01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:56,543
I'm sorry about your painting.
1220
01:19:58,295 --> 01:20:01,965
Sorry about fucking
up your life, ish.
1221
01:20:04,634 --> 01:20:10,098
You didn't fuck up my life. You
fucked up my relationship with my dad.
1222
01:20:10,182 --> 01:20:12,684
There were some other things.
1223
01:20:12,767 --> 01:20:15,228
- Toledo.
- Hmm.
1224
01:20:15,312 --> 01:20:18,523
Toledo? Dude, I was 14.
1225
01:20:18,607 --> 01:20:20,650
You were a cash cow.
1226
01:20:20,734 --> 01:20:23,403
You really did deserve
that rock to the head.
1227
01:20:25,447 --> 01:20:27,240
I'm sorry about...
1228
01:20:27,324 --> 01:20:29,034
- Darius?
- Yeah.
1229
01:20:29,117 --> 01:20:32,162
I don't even know if he
ever really loved me.
1230
01:20:32,245 --> 01:20:35,874
This painting was my last-ditch
effort, 'cause we were down...
1231
01:20:35,957 --> 01:20:37,375
Doesn't matter.
1232
01:20:40,587 --> 01:20:44,090
Well, for what it's worth, it's not
like my relationship is any better.
1233
01:20:44,174 --> 01:20:47,302
I'm about to be
a divorcée at 19.
1234
01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:48,929
- What?
- Yeah.
1235
01:20:49,721 --> 01:20:53,767
For somebody who is so good at
cards, you are a real fuckin' idiot.
1236
01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:56,645
- Excuse me?
- Oh, yeah, right, Miss Wisdom at 19.
1237
01:20:56,728 --> 01:20:58,855
You don't see what's staring
you right in the face.
1238
01:20:58,939 --> 01:21:01,358
Love, Abby. Love.
1239
01:21:01,441 --> 01:21:05,529
Your guy, this guy, the fighter,
Travis, and the passion you two have.
1240
01:21:05,612 --> 01:21:08,823
You think you can buy that
on Amazon? You cannot.
1241
01:21:08,907 --> 01:21:13,411
I don't care if you're 19 or you're
90. When that happens, sha-bam!
1242
01:21:16,414 --> 01:21:19,042
- Sha-bam?
- Sha-bam!
1243
01:21:22,754 --> 01:21:25,090
- Sha-bam.
- Fuckin' sha-bam.
1244
01:21:26,466 --> 01:21:29,135
- What do you guys want?
- We want you to fight for her.
1245
01:21:29,219 --> 01:21:32,430
- You don't think I'm trying?
- Then, dude, try fuckin' harder.
1246
01:21:32,514 --> 01:21:35,559
It's like Dad always said, "Sometimes
you have to fight for both of you
1247
01:21:35,642 --> 01:21:36,685
when one of you gives up."
1248
01:21:36,768 --> 01:21:39,187
That's right. You fight and you
fight, and you keep fighting.
1249
01:21:39,271 --> 01:21:41,982
'Cause you're a Maddox, and
that's what we do for love.
1250
01:21:42,065 --> 01:21:44,192
Travis, do you love her?
1251
01:21:45,443 --> 01:21:47,195
Of course I love her.
1252
01:21:48,321 --> 01:21:50,448
Then go and get her, dude.
1253
01:21:51,658 --> 01:21:53,076
I don't even know where she is.
1254
01:21:53,159 --> 01:21:55,453
- I think she found you, bro.
- What?
1255
01:21:58,164 --> 01:22:00,917
♪ With all the ground
we've covered ♪
1256
01:22:01,293 --> 01:22:04,337
♪ With all the
fights we've won ♪
1257
01:22:04,421 --> 01:22:07,966
♪ I won't let you
drown in the ocean ♪
1258
01:22:08,049 --> 01:22:11,219
♪ I won't watch you
burn in the sun ♪
1259
01:22:11,303 --> 01:22:13,138
♪ We'll sing it in a song ♪
1260
01:22:14,681 --> 01:22:18,518
♪ We'll sing it in a song ♪
1261
01:22:18,602 --> 01:22:21,896
♪ In all the seas
we've sailed on ♪
1262
01:22:21,980 --> 01:22:25,066
♪ Our faces turned to stone ♪
1263
01:22:25,150 --> 01:22:28,862
♪ I will follow you
where the light goes ♪
1264
01:22:28,945 --> 01:22:31,406
♪ And tell the rights
we've wronged ♪
1265
01:22:31,489 --> 01:22:34,951
♪ And sing it in a
song Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1266
01:22:35,035 --> 01:22:39,664
♪ Sing it in a song ♪
1267
01:22:39,748 --> 01:22:43,293
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1268
01:22:43,376 --> 01:22:49,341
♪ The greatest
story never told ♪
1269
01:22:50,258 --> 01:22:52,135
♪ Our finest dreams ♪
1270
01:22:52,218 --> 01:22:57,015
♪ Our hearts and souls ♪
1271
01:22:57,098 --> 01:23:02,520
♪ Forever young, forever bold ♪
1272
01:23:03,938 --> 01:23:07,776
♪ The greatest
story never told ♪
1273
01:23:13,073 --> 01:23:15,367
Where did you get these
suits, Douchebags-R-Us?
1274
01:23:15,450 --> 01:23:16,910
- They're traditional.
- Really?
1275
01:23:16,993 --> 01:23:20,038
Did you get these suits with a sign
that reads "Please don't fuck me"?
1276
01:23:20,121 --> 01:23:22,582
He's a fucking priest.
Have some respect!
1277
01:23:25,752 --> 01:23:27,462
No biting!
1278
01:23:27,545 --> 01:23:30,423
Queso!
1279
01:23:43,019 --> 01:23:46,856
This is the ring that our
father got our mother,
1280
01:23:46,940 --> 01:23:52,487
and, uh, she passed before Travis
really got to ever know her.
1281
01:23:53,571 --> 01:23:55,490
But it's special.
1282
01:23:55,573 --> 01:23:58,660
And you're special.
1283
01:23:58,743 --> 01:24:03,581
We'd like you to have it, 'cause
we all love you very much.
1284
01:24:04,999 --> 01:24:06,876
This is beautiful.
1285
01:24:08,128 --> 01:24:10,046
I just wish that I could
have met her, you guys.
1286
01:24:10,130 --> 01:24:13,216
But I'm sure she
was so incredible.
1287
01:24:14,884 --> 01:24:17,470
I don't even know what to say.
1288
01:24:17,554 --> 01:24:20,682
Well, you... you could say yes.
1289
01:24:20,765 --> 01:24:22,726
Yes, yes, yeah.
1290
01:24:23,768 --> 01:24:26,938
I'll cherish this forever.
Thank you guys so much.
1291
01:24:27,689 --> 01:24:30,692
I'm really proud to call
you guys my brothers.
1292
01:24:33,820 --> 01:24:35,321
Hey!
1293
01:24:36,531 --> 01:24:38,450
What are guys doing to her?
1294
01:24:46,332 --> 01:24:48,042
♪ Right from the start ♪
1295
01:24:48,126 --> 01:24:51,004
♪ We knew we'd be together... ♪
1296
01:24:51,963 --> 01:24:53,965
Tried the Trabby?
1297
01:24:54,048 --> 01:24:55,133
Hey!
1298
01:24:55,216 --> 01:24:59,095
Yeah. Yeah, I've had, like, three.
They're great. They're great.
1299
01:24:59,179 --> 01:25:02,766
- You should get one, man.
- All right, I'll have one.
1300
01:25:06,394 --> 01:25:09,314
- Did you talk to Mare?
- Mare? Uh...
1301
01:25:11,941 --> 01:25:13,651
You all right?
1302
01:25:17,989 --> 01:25:20,909
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't
matter. It's your night, man.
1303
01:25:20,992 --> 01:25:23,203
- It's your night.
- Cheers. Shep, I love you.
1304
01:25:23,286 --> 01:25:27,040
I love... Well, stop. I love...
Dude, I love you. I love you so much.
1305
01:25:27,123 --> 01:25:31,044
- No, but, seriously, I love you.
- I love you more, bro. For real.
1306
01:25:31,127 --> 01:25:32,670
I would leave her
tonight for you.
1307
01:25:32,754 --> 01:25:35,924
If it weren't for the whole cousin
inbreeding thing, we could have something.
1308
01:25:36,007 --> 01:25:39,093
Come here. Come
here.
1309
01:25:39,177 --> 01:25:43,014
I'm so happy for you. Now,
you should find your wife.
1310
01:25:43,097 --> 01:25:45,016
- That's weird to say.
- I know.
1311
01:25:45,099 --> 01:25:47,227
- You good?
- I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
1312
01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:48,436
- Okay.
- I'm good.
1313
01:25:53,983 --> 01:25:58,571
Hey, what's... what's the
Shepmare? Can I have one of those?
1314
01:25:58,655 --> 01:26:03,409
- You tell me.
- Oh, my... Oh, my... Baby!
1315
01:26:03,493 --> 01:26:05,995
- Babe! Oh, my God! Come here, come here.
- I came back!
1316
01:26:06,079 --> 01:26:10,124
- Pumpkin! Pumpkin! I missed you!
- I missed you too!
1317
01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:13,044
I was at the spa and heard that
someone tried to free the roosters
1318
01:26:13,127 --> 01:26:14,688
but didn't realize that
they're trained killers.
1319
01:26:14,712 --> 01:26:17,090
- I didn't know they were killers!
- Did you do that?
1320
01:26:17,173 --> 01:26:22,387
Yeah, I was just trying to be a nice guy,
and they're not... they're not nice. No.
1321
01:26:22,470 --> 01:26:25,807
You're a good man, Shepley
Maddox, and I've been such a jerk.
1322
01:26:25,890 --> 01:26:28,142
I spun out about a dumb
thing and I shut down...
1323
01:26:28,226 --> 01:26:29,686
- Stop, stop, stop.
- I'm so sorry.
1324
01:26:29,769 --> 01:26:33,481
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry for spying on you.
- I love you so much.
1325
01:26:33,565 --> 01:26:37,193
- I love you so much, baby.
- And I wanna be your baby pterodactyl.
1326
01:26:37,277 --> 01:26:38,862
You wanna be my...
1327
01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:43,491
- I wanna be on your mantle!
- Come here, babe!
1328
01:26:50,164 --> 01:26:52,417
- Buenas noches.
- Hmm.
1329
01:26:53,209 --> 01:26:55,545
- Sancho, right?
- Sí.
1330
01:27:00,091 --> 01:27:02,760
I feel like
I'm past my prime.
1331
01:27:02,844 --> 01:27:05,263
You're telling me!
1332
01:27:05,346 --> 01:27:08,308
- All I want to do is nap.
- Mmm.
1333
01:27:09,350 --> 01:27:13,313
I'd take a good nap over that
painting, meditation bullshit.
1334
01:27:16,608 --> 01:27:19,027
Money doesn't fix it.
1335
01:27:19,110 --> 01:27:20,695
Ass doesn't fix it.
1336
01:27:22,071 --> 01:27:23,071
Ass?
1337
01:27:24,115 --> 01:27:25,283
No bueno.
1338
01:27:26,242 --> 01:27:27,577
Pino's ass?
1339
01:27:28,870 --> 01:27:29,870
Tight.
1340
01:27:30,455 --> 01:27:31,873
Treacherous.
1341
01:27:34,876 --> 01:27:39,130
I just wanna find somebody to
sail off into the sunset with.
1342
01:27:39,213 --> 01:27:42,800
I mean, fuck a couple of people up
along the way, right, just for fun.
1343
01:27:42,884 --> 01:27:46,429
I like
a man like you.
1344
01:27:46,512 --> 01:27:48,431
Masculine.
1345
01:27:53,561 --> 01:27:55,855
I've never tried Mexican.
1346
01:27:58,816 --> 01:28:03,029
I think that you would
find it most appealing.
1347
01:28:04,697 --> 01:28:07,575
♪ Falling in love again ♪
1348
01:28:08,576 --> 01:28:11,621
- Okay, so I've been thinking.
- Uh-oh.
1349
01:28:12,580 --> 01:28:15,625
I've been thinking about
giving the Maddox name a try.
1350
01:28:15,708 --> 01:28:18,836
But it has to include
some personalized towels.
1351
01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:20,630
- Towels?
- Mm-hmm.
1352
01:28:22,465 --> 01:28:24,300
Expensive towels.
1353
01:28:25,176 --> 01:28:28,596
- And how many points is that?
- Oh, forget about the points.
1354
01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:32,308
I stopped counting when we
were down by like a thousand.
1355
01:28:32,392 --> 01:28:34,268
A thousand's an exaggeration.
1356
01:28:34,352 --> 01:28:37,522
It was stupid anyway. I can't
rationalize this marriage.
1357
01:28:37,605 --> 01:28:42,068
And I can't rationalize
why I love you. But I do.
1358
01:28:45,613 --> 01:28:49,242
And so Abby
and Travis agreed,
1359
01:28:49,325 --> 01:28:51,703
"Till death do us part."
1360
01:28:53,329 --> 01:28:56,290
As long as they don't
kill each other.
1361
01:28:56,374 --> 01:28:57,667
Adios, amigos!
1362
01:29:11,264 --> 01:29:12,515
Jesus, Roger!
1363
01:29:15,309 --> 01:29:17,311
Jesus Christ!
1364
01:34:32,126 --> 01:34:35,212
♪ My name is Thumbelina
I'm three feet tall ♪
1365
01:34:35,296 --> 01:34:38,591
♪ My mommy always told
me "Fuck, you're small" ♪
1366
01:34:38,674 --> 01:34:41,677
♪ My neighbors, they tease
me It sends me in a roll ♪
1367
01:34:41,761 --> 01:34:44,972
♪ I fuck them up for
money after all ♪
1368
01:34:45,056 --> 01:34:47,183
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