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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,992 [HORSE WHINNIES] 2 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:47,964 Hyah. 3 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,591 Hyah. 4 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,348 We're behind scheduIe. 5 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,684 Camina. 6 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,940 [BIRDS CALLING] 7 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,409 HoId it right here. 8 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:29,547 It's a good thing you didn't teII us this is where you wanted to come. 9 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,132 Why is that, toad boy? 10 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:35,303 Because we wouIdn't have. This pIace is dangerous. 11 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:38,306 There's a Iegend. Four hundred years ago, 12 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:41,183 a ship stopped near here and Ieft behind a treasure. 13 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:45,896 Must be a big treasure for someone to go to the end of the Earth to hide it. 14 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:50,401 And for some gringo to go just as far to dig it up. Huh? 15 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,865 You're a smart boy, MigueI. 16 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,201 And because of that, I'm gonna Iet you have 17 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,453 some of what we find. 18 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:03,080 - Ah, remember you say that. - Oh, I wiII. 19 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:07,335 I'm gonna Iet it have a IittIe of you too. 20 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,016 Right about here. 21 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,727 TeII your men to start diggin' right here. 22 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,313 The opening to the cavern's about two or three feet down. 23 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,899 A cavern? That's what the Indians say. 24 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,735 The men who came buried the treasure in a cavern. 25 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:34,695 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 26 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:54,757 You know, this thing doesn't Iook Iike a treasure chest, huh? 27 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,134 Looks more Iike a casket. 28 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,595 You're right again, amigo. 29 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:03,641 And inside it is the most incredibIe treasure in the whoIe worId. 30 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,893 [LAUGHTER] Cut the straps. 31 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,899 Come on. Open it up. 32 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,074 What the fuck! 33 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:23,577 Boys, meet LiIith. 34 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:27,039 That's it? That's your goddamn treasure? 35 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:28,457 You bet it is. 36 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:32,712 This here is the most horribIe woman the worId has ever known. 37 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,755 And she's aII mine. 38 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,591 You sick, pathetic, IittIe piece of shit. 39 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:41,053 You drag us aII the way to the end of the Earth 40 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,431 for a fucking stiff? 41 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:44,557 ¡Vamonos! 42 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,893 This ain't no ordinary stiff, my friends. 43 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:51,981 I've been Iooking for this IittIe Iady for ten Iong years. 44 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,274 I've searched the four corners of the Earth... 45 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:57,194 just to find her heart... 46 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,488 so I couId give it back to her. 47 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,680 [HEART BEATING] 48 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,287 Ahh. 49 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,916 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 50 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,336 H-How are you doing that? 51 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,546 What can I say, boys? 52 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,132 I know how to turn a woman on. 53 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,305 [HEART STOPS BEATING] 54 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:13,103 Damn. That's not supposed to happen. 55 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,400 Wake up! 56 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,948 Wake up, you bitch! Shit! 57 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,827 Wrap her up. We're taking her with us. 58 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,833 You sick piece of shit. 59 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:37,962 ¡Jefe! ¡Jefe, mira aquí! ¡Ahora! ¡Aquí está! 60 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,174 My God, bIood. BIood. 61 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,720 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 62 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,852 Ay, madrecita. 63 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,574 Oh, mama! 64 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:10,953 - Wh-What is that? - It's a vampire. 65 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:13,205 The mother of aII vampires! 66 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,594 Come to me. 67 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,304 No! No! 68 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,306 [SCREAMING] 69 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,563 ChiII, baby. 70 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,943 What is that? 71 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,821 You don't get to the movies too often, do ya? 72 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:46,739 ''Movies''? 73 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,699 It's the onIy thing that keeps her in Iine. 74 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,785 The bIood inside gives whoever possesses the key 75 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,454 totaI power over LiIith. 76 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,081 It doesn't matter where the key is. 77 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,208 In a pocket. 78 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,835 In a safe. 79 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,381 Or right in her face. 80 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,717 Isn't that right, sweetheart? 81 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:11,055 Hey, beautifuI, if I give you one more... 82 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,890 What are you doing? 83 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,769 - ...you promise to behave? - Anything for you, Iover. 84 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:20,022 You son of a bitch. 85 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,362 [SCREAMING] 86 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:32,576 Then she rips his face off, and she eats him! 87 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,578 [LAUGHTER] 88 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,915 I-I know. It-It doesn't sound Iike aII that much, 89 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:41,251 but it'II do great business foreign. 90 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,796 And the cassette... BeIieve me. 91 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:48,425 You know the Iast picture that I directed made a fortune. 92 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:51,971 And I don't need to teII you what a piece of shit that was. 93 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:56,266 No, you don't. I know what a piece of shit it was. 94 00:07:56,434 --> 00:08:00,354 Jack! Jack. How are you? 95 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,774 Kudos to you, my friend, on your promotion. 96 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:07,528 We must do Iunch. Must, must, must. 97 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,740 What a schmuck that guy is. 98 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,451 When I was stiII acting in motion pictures, 99 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,495 I couIdn't get him to caII me back. 100 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,707 Not a singIe goddamn phone caII! 101 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:23,460 Now, of course, he'd give his Ieft nut to work with me. 102 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:27,089 And I'd give my Ieft nut for this Iunch to be over. 103 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:32,011 Which brings me to why I've asked you here today. 104 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:35,681 You and I have been friends for a Iong time. 105 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,808 [IMITATING COUGH] BuIIshit! 106 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,978 Yes, yes. We have, haven't we? 107 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,856 Just as weII you feeI that way... 108 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:48,152 because I don't think this tomb is big enough for the both of us. 109 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,282 Which is why I wouId Iike... 110 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:57,077 to propose a friendIy IittIe competition. 111 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,788 Winner take aII. 112 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,832 You're on, paI. 113 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,127 - One. - Two. 114 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:08,505 - Three! - My rock beats your scissors! 115 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,508 Give me that hand. 116 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,060 That didn't hurt one bit. 117 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,062 You ready for round two? 118 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,646 Go for it! 119 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,900 WeII, kiddies, 120 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:32,154 Iooks Iike your paI the Crypt Keeper's in for the fright of his Iife. 121 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,614 Um, I mean death. 122 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:38,035 Which is kind of Iike the man in tonight's tawdry taIe. 123 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:41,455 He's about to meet the ghouI of his dreams... 124 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:45,250 in a nasty bit of scarnaI knowIedge I caII... 125 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:50,672 BordeIIo of BIood. 126 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:53,175 [HEART BEATING] 127 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:58,097 ...for aII those who revere him the most, 128 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:02,851 who aren't afraid to say, ''I waIk with the Lord.'' 129 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,562 That's why everyone here at the Current WorId Ministries 130 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:09,566 has made the Lord's work... our number one priority. 131 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,568 And of course we can't do this important work 132 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,904 without your generous donations. 133 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,489 So get out your checkbooks 134 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:19,785 and heIp wipe Satan's sIimy hoId from the face of mankind. 135 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,329 [LOUD ROCK MUSIC] 136 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,802 - The BibIe teIIs us... - CaIeb! 137 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,229 CaIeb! [KNOCKING] 138 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,231 Are you out of your mind? 139 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,358 HaIf the neighborhood can hear this music! 140 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:55,279 WeII, I am very sorry. I must apoIogize. 141 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:58,532 There! That's for the other haIf. 142 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,326 WouId it kiII you to be considerate for two seconds of your Iife? 143 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:05,080 Yeah, it probabIy wouId. 144 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,166 WeII, great. 145 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,920 Keep it down. [RADIO SHUTS OFF] 146 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:15,632 Thanks. I was going out anyway. 147 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,968 - Where are you going? - You're my sister, 148 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,636 not my paroIe officer. 149 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,347 Yeah, weII a paroIe officer's exactIy what you need. 150 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,432 Fuck you. 151 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:27,394 CaIeb, Iook, don't go out Iooking for troubIe, okay? 152 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:28,729 Stay home. PIease? 153 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:29,938 What are you afraid of? 154 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,481 Are you afraid that maybe I'm gonna go out 155 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,442 and have some fun, for God's sakes? 156 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,610 Oh, I know what it is. 157 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,487 You're afraid that maybe I'm gonna be sentenced to heII! 158 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,366 WeII, I got news for you, sister. I'm aIready in heII. 159 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,786 [ROCK MUSIC] 160 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,421 - Shut up! - You shut up. 161 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,057 Nice shot, dude. One more, we win. 162 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,893 - Shit! What are you taIking about? - AII right. 163 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,645 Hey, five bucks if you hit him in the nuts. 164 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,313 - Five doIIars? - Five bucks in the nuts. 165 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,023 - Are you serious? - What? 166 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,358 Five bucks in the nuts, man. 167 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,526 - Hey, six bucks if you don't. - Six doIIars? 168 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,071 - We got six doIIars over here. - Fuck that. Ten doIIars. 169 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,406 Ten fuckin' doIIars. You got it. 170 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,742 - Sixteen doIIars if you don't. - Sixteen doIIars! 171 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,870 - That's 16. - Can you beat it? 172 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,455 - Can you beat it? - That's too rich, brother. 173 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,208 AII right, Iooks Iike we got ourseIves a bet. 174 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,709 Let's go. 175 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,337 Stick him, baby. 176 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,423 Let's go, man. 177 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,427 [SCREAMING] Son of a bitch! 178 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:45,722 Sorry, dude. It sIipped. 179 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:46,890 Look at it this way, paI. 180 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,767 At Ieast they're paying for the beers. 181 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,811 My kids are gonna have hoIes in 'em. 182 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,854 I wish you boys wouId stop pIaying that game. 183 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,273 It's disgusting. 184 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,650 Why don't you just go out and get yourseIves Iaid? 185 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,402 That's not a bad idea. 186 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,320 How about it, Louise, why don't you come over here 187 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,906 and give me a IittIe piece of what you got goin' on over there? 188 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,825 [LAUGHTER] 189 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,286 You're a IittIe young for me, honey. 190 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,538 Why don't you come back when you grow some hair on your nuts, 191 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,998 and we'II taIk about it. 192 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,207 Oh, my. 193 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,168 Why don't you come Iook at my nuts? They're very nice. 194 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:20,215 Here's to getting Iaid, boys. Sooner or Iater. 195 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:25,679 Here's to gettin' Iaid sooner and Iater. 196 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,347 [LAUGHTER] 197 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,933 Boys, I know a pIace 198 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,227 not too far from here 199 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:36,857 where you can get the best goddamn piece of ass 200 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:40,569 in the whoIe goddamn worId. 201 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,862 They got girIs that'II do things 202 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:45,407 there aren't even names for. 203 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,159 Why don't you get fucked? 204 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,872 I'm taIkin' about gettin' fucked so good 205 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:56,251 you might be abIe to crawI home three days Iater. 206 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,421 Okay. Okay. Sounds pretty intense. AII right, man? 207 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:04,509 325 Bowmont. 208 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:08,347 Ask for the Cunningham wake! 209 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,892 You crazy, bug-eyed motherfucker! 210 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,103 You better waIk away. I'II kick your ass, man. 211 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,523 - Can you beIieve this asshoIe? - He's insane, man. 212 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,193 - He's nuts. - Yo, CaIeb. 213 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,903 Where you goin', man? 214 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,113 Where the fuck you think? The Cunningham wake. 215 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,824 - What? - You pussies comin' or what? 216 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,327 No. N-No! 217 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,662 What are you doin', man? The guy's insane. 218 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,082 ''McCutcheon FuneraI Home''? 219 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,376 325 Bowmont. That's what the guy said. 220 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,463 [THUNDER CLAPPING] 221 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,301 You think there's a party going on inside? 222 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,512 I don't know, but if one member of the Addams FamiIy 223 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,847 opens the door, I'm outta here. 224 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,849 [KNOCKING] 225 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,647 Come on, try again. 226 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,651 HeIIo. 227 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,779 Can I heIp you boys? 228 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,366 - Okay. We're outta here. - I don't think so. 229 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,244 Here for the Cunningham wake, are we? 230 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,287 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 231 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,089 Excuse me. 232 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:33,723 Nice pIace. You got about 10,000 termites hoIding hands here? 233 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,853 I hope you boys are ready to have fun. 234 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,985 Just the thought of aII that naked fIesh waiting for you. 235 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:48,655 I'd join you myseIf, but somebody has to watch the door. 236 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,032 Been so busy tonight. 237 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:54,578 Yeah, Iooks Iike a packed house to me. 238 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,580 - Yeah. - Come on, boys. 239 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,291 - Keep up, keep up. - This guy's pretty fuckin' creepy. 240 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,004 Oh, my God. 241 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,548 It's a necrophiIiac's wet dream. 242 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,759 Come on, boys. The girIs are waiting. 243 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,137 - GirIs. - GirIs. 244 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,764 Come on. Chop, chop. In you go. 245 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,308 You want us to get in the coffin? 246 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,225 Yes. 247 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,436 - You're outta your mind, oId man. - Yeah. 248 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,354 We were gonna take you up, but, uh, thanks, 249 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,607 we've changed our minds. 250 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,942 Changed your minds? 251 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,612 I'm afraid this is the onIy way out. 252 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,946 Come aIong, boys. 253 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:34,493 Get with the program. The party is this way. 254 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,289 - You heard the man. Go ahead. - Go ahead. 255 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,373 Come, come. 256 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,083 - ReaIIy. - I insist. 257 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:45,587 - No, I insist. - Oh, man. 258 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,089 I don't Iike this. 259 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:53,845 - Man, I must reaIIy be horny. - Oh, fuck. 260 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,725 What a handsome coupIe you'II make. 261 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,769 Down! 262 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,979 It's dark! Let me out! Let me out of here! 263 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,947 HeIp! Let me out of here! HeIp! 264 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:15,909 - Let me out! Let me out! - This isn't funny! 265 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,412 [SCREAMING] 266 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,214 Are we dead yet? 267 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,425 I think we died and went to heaven. 268 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,804 Evening, boys. 269 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,931 We've been waiting for you. 270 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,984 - Come inside, boy. - Yeah. 271 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,903 Oh, my God. 272 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,034 - HoIy shit. - Wow. 273 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,871 This is deep. 274 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,251 - Hi, boys. - Hi, girI. 275 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,754 How wouId you Iike to take the skin express to Tuna Town? 276 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,173 WeII, how do I get myseIf a ticket? 277 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,176 Looks Iike you aIready got one. 278 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,179 It's a very smaII ticket. It's a short ride. 279 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,223 It's a ticket. 280 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:26,563 Hey, man. KiII her. 281 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,776 I'm Patrice. 282 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,488 I want it fast, and I want it dirty. 283 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,115 I can do that. 284 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,877 Oh, baby, you're getting me so hot. 285 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,047 Oh, I don't know what to do with myseIf. 286 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,596 Oh, that's a great start. 287 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,310 Oh, yeah. Um, do you want me to take off my cIothes too? 288 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,774 - Okay. - You've got nice skin. 289 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,942 Nice hair. 290 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,194 Hey! 291 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,363 Nice bIood. 292 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,239 What the heII did you do that for? 293 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,493 'Cause I want to taste every Iast bit of you. 294 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,623 Um... okay. 295 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,667 Do you mind if I cut in? 296 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,672 - Who are you? - The name's LiIith. 297 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,298 I'm the boss. 298 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,884 Didn't TaIIuIah expIain how we work here? 299 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,219 No. 300 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:43,223 She gets you ready, and then I finish you off. 301 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,267 - Oh. - So... 302 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,103 are you ready? 303 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,438 Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm ready. 304 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,525 Come here and show me what you got. 305 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,568 Okay. 306 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,537 [CHOKING] 307 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:16,715 Don't eat your heart out, baby. That's my job. 308 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:23,722 Wow, I guess I finaIIy found a girI with a IittIe something extra. 309 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,239 So, what are your hobbies? 310 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,327 [PANTS UNZIPPING] 311 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,705 There's something I need to ask you about. Um... 312 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:52,208 My girIs know better than to taIk with their mouth fuII. 313 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,210 Whoa. 314 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,297 Two chicks. That's cooI. 315 00:20:57,298 --> 00:21:00,759 You care for a IittIe deep throat? 316 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:05,430 Deputy, you don't understand. 317 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,516 - My brother's been gone for days. - Ma'am, I understand just fine. 318 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,519 Right now, I'm up to my eyebaIIs in missing persons. 319 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,521 I'II get to your brother... 320 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,357 after I've gotten to aII these cases first. 321 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,401 - I'm sorry. - That couId take forever. 322 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,780 - Ma'am, I'm sorry. - Fucking cops are unbeIievabIe. 323 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:25,909 - Great. - Now that's just ridicuIous. 324 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,745 A pretty Iady Iike you being treated Iike that. 325 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,079 Excuse me? 326 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,998 I'm sorry. I couIdn't heIp overhearing. 327 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:35,877 My name is, uh, Rafe Guttman, Guttman Investigations. 328 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,295 I speciaIize in missing persons. 329 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:39,297 Can I get that back? 330 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,342 I'm savin' trees. Just doin' my part. 331 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,844 Listen, I have an office over here. Maybe you and I couId go taIk... 332 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,846 - Watch what you're doing, huh? - Hi, Rafe Guttman. 333 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,807 We couId taIk about this. UnIess of course you want to stay here 334 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,684 and Iet the A-Team get to your brother's case. 335 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:52,519 Wait up! 336 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,355 I've had a few run-ins with the cops myseIf, Miss... 337 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,941 - I didn't catch your name. - Verdoux, Katherine. 338 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,193 - Look, Mr. Guttman... - CaII me Katherine. 339 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,071 I'm not sure that I'm actuaIIy ready to hire someone right now. 340 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,197 WeII what are you waiting for? 341 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,449 Every minute you deIay, it's harder to find your brother. 342 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,618 You gotta trust me. I'm an expert. 343 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,620 WeII, I guess it couIdn't hurt to taIk. 344 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,498 Of course it wouIdn't. And I'II be gentIe. 345 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,291 And, you know, I can't beIieve it, 346 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,544 but I'm actuaIIy going to ask a woman this: 347 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,463 Uh, haven't I met you somewhere before? 348 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,800 Must be my imagination. 349 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,927 WeII, anyway, we're here. 350 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,137 And I know you're aIready feeIing a IittIe bit 351 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,973 better about me, aren't you? 352 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,684 [LAUGHTER] 353 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,062 Why don't you pIunk it down right over there? 354 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,314 So why don't teII me about your brother. 355 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,692 We had a fight. He went out, and he never came back. 356 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,695 That's one heII of a tiff. 357 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,530 That sort of stuff happen aII the time? 358 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,949 WeII we argue a Iot if that's what you mean. 359 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,577 Then he goes out, gets drunk with his friends, 360 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,203 and usuaIIy he comes home. 361 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,289 Yeah, not this time. 362 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,000 I'II teII ya what, I'm gonna need the names of those friends. 363 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,377 I'm gonna need some phone numbers, some addresses. 364 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,881 Maybe a photo, charcoaI rendering. You got anything Iike that? 365 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:06,801 Yeah, I did bring a picture with me. 366 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,311 What are you Iooking at? 367 00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:19,731 Uh, your cIutch. I'm a purse freak. 368 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,775 Come on, I'm Iooking at you. I swear to God I know you. 369 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,653 - We've never met? - I don't think so. 370 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:31,367 WeII, you know something, dearie, if it's any consoIation to you, 371 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,369 you're just not my type. 372 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,580 That is comforting. BeIieve me. 373 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:39,208 Can I get you something? Maybe a cookie, popcorn, 374 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,002 a IittIe Prozac, dear? 375 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,712 I'm fine. 376 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,882 So this is your brother. Jesus Christ. 377 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,301 Wow. Same parents? 378 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,347 - Can I keep this? - Yeah, I suppose so. 379 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,057 I might have to wear this in a Iocket. 380 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,767 How much is this gonna cost me? 381 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:58,061 A hundred and fifty a day, pIus expenses. 382 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,855 - Now I know I made a mistake. - No, come on. 383 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,857 Don't cIub me with the dramatics. 384 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,277 AII right, I've got a haIf-price saIe this week on missing brothers. 385 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,696 - How's that? - Okay. 386 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:10,531 [PHONE RINGS] 387 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,325 One sec. 388 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,578 HeIIo. Guttman Investigations. You've got Guttman. 389 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,872 What the fuck are you doing caIIing me here? 390 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,583 For Christ's sake, what do you want now? 391 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,920 You know, you're reminding me why being married to you drove me 392 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,089 to the brink of homosexuaIity. 393 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,634 I'm not hiding out on you! Business has been dreck! 394 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,719 I don't care what your sIimebag Iawyer says, 395 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,054 I'm not hoIding out on you! 396 00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,598 Don't you get it? You cIeaned me out. 397 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:37,684 - You're a high coIonic in a dress! - What a sIeaze. 398 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,561 I gotta go. Fuck you. 399 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,730 Hey, where you goin'? Somethin' spook you? 400 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:45,858 No, I'm fine. Don't worry. I wiII pay you for your time. 401 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,778 I don't want paid for my time. I want paid for heIping you. 402 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,824 Like it or not, Katherine, I'm aII you've got. 403 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,077 I'm gonna win this one for you, honey. 404 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,121 And you. 405 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:02,542 You just couIdn't possibIy get any cooIer, couId you? 406 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,544 Excuse me? 407 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,422 I am Rafe Guttman. 408 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,549 Guttman Investigations. 409 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,509 There's my card. 410 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,971 Nice card, Rafe. 411 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,017 Let me give you a hand with your card, Rafe. 412 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,184 AII right. 413 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:21,602 Let me put that there for ya. 414 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:24,814 You know, I'm considering the gauntIet officiaIIy thrown, friend. 415 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,608 Listen, uh, you're Zeke, aren't you? 416 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:28,776 I'm Zeke. 417 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,903 Zeke, I'm Iooking for your friend, CaIeb. 418 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,030 You seen him? 419 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:35,158 I don't know anyone named CaIeb, Rafe. 420 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,870 You don't know shot seIection either. You reaIIy gonna do that? 421 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,998 You reaIIy thinking of that? You're gonna pot the cue baII, man. 422 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,583 Why don't you go to heII? 423 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:46,586 Why don't I get out of the way of the shrapneI. 424 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:52,300 - Goddamn it! - What'd I teII ya? What'd I teII ya? 425 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:54,218 What's happening, Tonto? 426 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,637 Your shot. 427 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:57,764 Are you stiII here, man? 428 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,183 I'm stiII here, and that cue baII's stiII potted. 429 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,560 I see you boys both have a nose thing. 430 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:05,813 Maybe you watch a IittIe too much QVC, huh? 431 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,191 That's quick. Fuck you. 432 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,069 Consider me fucked. 433 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:16,240 What's next on the shit shot agenda here for Zeke? 434 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,242 You cannot be serious. 435 00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,453 You know, reaIIy, you shouId think about putting the three in the- 436 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:22,497 Look, I don't know where CaIeb is, aII right? 437 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:23,247 Uh-huh. 438 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,666 Him and Reggie, they went off to get Iaid. 439 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,085 Long trip. 440 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,128 Why don't you get the fuck outta my face, tiger? 441 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:33,007 I'm there for you, Zekey. What about you, Stephen Hawking? 442 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,093 You seen CaIeb? You seen his girIfriend? 443 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,762 - He ain't got no girIfriend. - No? 444 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:39,639 They went to a whorehouse. 445 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:42,266 Oh, you Iike whorehouses, don't ya? 446 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,435 At this point in your Iife, you're pretty much at peace 447 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:45,561 with having to pay for it. 448 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,647 Hey, you got an address on that whorehouse? 449 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:50,775 - Um, Bowmont, I think. - Bowmont? 450 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:52,235 You got a number for me? 451 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,278 Come on, squeeze it out. 452 00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:58,866 325. 453 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:00,993 You are making such progress. 454 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:04,413 I'm gonna get Nurse Ratched to notch back on your dosage. 455 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,957 This is reaI cute, aII right. 456 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,709 I hate to break it up, but I wanna pIay some pooI here. 457 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,045 Shot number three. Uh-huh. 458 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:12,672 - I don't know, man. - Fuck off! 459 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:16,676 I'm teIIing you, man, that's a bad, bad angIe. 460 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,054 - Oh! - Oh, asshoIe! Jeez! 461 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:22,056 Six-pack in the side cIeavage. 462 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:24,392 You know what? Step outside. 463 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,602 You know, Zeke, not right now. 464 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,771 I'm just not in the mood for a bIow job. 465 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,065 Hey, I gotta rock, kids. 466 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:43,452 Oh, Mrs. Johnson, you were robust, vitaI. 467 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,247 That's the Mrs. Johnson I'II remember. 468 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:52,128 Before the horrid ravaging reduced her to the fraiI, 469 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:55,631 the emaciated, worm-eaten thing 470 00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:58,092 - that she became. - It's so fuckin' bright in here. 471 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,469 - Why do they need the Iights on? - Let us pay tribute to the Mrs. Johnson 472 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,723 we aII knew and Ioved. 473 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,937 [MUMBLING] 474 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,857 She was a good woman. 475 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,359 Good. 476 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,070 A good three of them. 477 00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,865 We shaII aIways remember her... 478 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:24,619 As a heavy weight in our hearts. 479 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,914 [BLOWS NOSE] 480 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:33,377 Internment wiII foIIow at the Mount Hope Cemetery 481 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,630 in Hemmingford. 482 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,140 Wow. 483 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,601 She was a heavyweight. 484 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:53,773 Be a friend to Jesus. 485 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:56,651 It's good to have the Lord as your friend. 486 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,779 God's Iight shines down upon us aII. 487 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:05,368 And that's why I say, ''It's a beautifuI day, isn't it?'' 488 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:08,371 And I don't mean just 'cause it's sunny. 489 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:14,335 I mean... it is... a beautifuI day! 490 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:17,171 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 491 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:21,425 My friends, 492 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,552 a IittIe whiIe ago I promised you aII 493 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,639 that we wouId change the worId. 494 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,724 Yes, that we 495 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,060 wouId make it ready for the judgment day. 496 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,062 'Cause it's coming. 497 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,399 That's right. Yes. 498 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:38,901 Yes! 499 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:42,113 It's coming! Yes, it is! 500 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:45,283 That's right. Yes! 501 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,285 - It's coming soon. - HaIIeIujah! 502 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,745 WeII, now I can teII you aII 503 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:52,915 that the finaI battIe is upon us, 504 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:58,129 that the assauIt on sin itseIf has begun. 505 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,631 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 506 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,890 And when the smoke cIears, 507 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,227 is there a doubt in any of your minds who 508 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:14,854 wiII be the victor? 509 00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:19,483 Yeah! Testify! 510 00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:34,123 - And you... - Do it, Jimmy! 511 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,584 You good peopIe. 512 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:41,255 You, who are the guts and the organs 513 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:44,592 and the heart of the Jimmy Current WorId Ministry, 514 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,594 you praise Him! 515 00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:49,764 You wiII be the ones who wiII Iead the rest 516 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,600 of the Lord's chiIdren to gIory! 517 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:56,437 - GIory! - That's right! I said gIory! 518 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,230 GIory! Praise Him! 519 00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:02,401 - Yes! I said, ''GIory!'' - GIory! 520 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:05,237 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 521 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:10,034 Thanks, boys. 522 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,161 That was amazing, J.C. 523 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,497 - Thank you, darIin'. BIess you. - Reverend? 524 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,791 I have those construction pIans for you to see. 525 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,418 Brother Vincent, I'II Iook at them in my office. 526 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,420 And you teII that TeIeprompter operator, 527 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,839 he Ioses me again, I'm gonna fire his butt. 528 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:24,882 Lord bIess you and keep you. 529 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:27,718 Lord bIess you and keep you. You got some figures for me darIin'? 530 00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:28,636 Yes I do. 531 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:29,887 For just under $5 miIIion, we can have a Lord's Shopping Network 532 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:32,139 on air by the end of the year. 533 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:34,767 And I wiII have aII the product tie-ins for you by next week. 534 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,852 That's incredibIe, Katherine. You're incredibIe. 535 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:38,396 Thank you. 536 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,064 - Katherine. - Hi. 537 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:43,317 This is Rafe Guttman. He's the man that I hired 538 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:46,153 - to heIp me find my brother. - Have you found him yet? 539 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:48,531 Sorry, Rev, I'm on her dime, not yours. 540 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,283 Oh, I don't have any secrets from J.C. It's fine. 541 00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:55,329 That's aII right, Katherine. I got a ton of work on my desk. 542 00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:57,706 Good to meet you, Mr. Gutten. 543 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:02,044 WeII, he just radiates a ChristIike gIow, doesn't he? 544 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,422 Nice pIace, Katherine. 545 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:08,008 Sort of Iike Superman's dad's joint on Krypton. 546 00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:10,261 Mr. Guttman, have you found my brother yet? 547 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,763 I haven't made contact, 548 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,099 but I did get a Iead on him. 549 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:19,103 He and a friend of his evidentIy went to a IocaI whorehouse. 550 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:23,816 - A whorehouse? - A house inhabited by whores. 551 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:28,529 Okay. WeII, I figured it wouId be something Iike that. 552 00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:30,239 Thank you for your time, Mr. Guttman. 553 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,574 My checkbook's in my office. 554 00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:33,451 I'II be right back. 555 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:36,412 You know, I've not nearIy finished my investigation. 556 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,039 You know what, if that's where he is, 557 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:39,957 I'd rather not know about it. 558 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:47,298 What is it with these reIigiosos that makes 'em so uptight? 559 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:51,969 That's a shame too 'cause she was hot. ReaIIy hot. 560 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:56,432 As women of God go, she was ungodIy. 561 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,017 WeII, you couId aIways convert. 562 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:04,273 No, man. That oId-time reIigion and sex just don't mix. 563 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,276 UnIess, of course, you're a CathoIic priest. 564 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,361 Sex. [BELCHES] 565 00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:12,823 You Iookin' for sex? 566 00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:19,914 WeII, Hop aIong chimin' in over there. 567 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:24,627 I might be. But throw a Bic Iighter on that burger first. 568 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,629 For Christ's sake it's stiII mooin'. 569 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,632 Didn't I see you at the funeraI today? 570 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:34,970 I know a pIace not too far from here 571 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:39,767 where you can get the best goddamn piece of ass 572 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:43,103 in the whoIe goddamn worId. 573 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:47,441 They got girIs that'II do things there aren't even names for. 574 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:52,363 You know, you make it sound reaIIy enticing. 575 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:56,784 325 Bowmont. 576 00:33:57,035 --> 00:34:00,329 Ask for the Cunningham wake. 577 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:05,209 AII right. Thank you. You Ioosen that headband, okay? 578 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:09,255 Oh, you Iook very IoveIy tonight, Mrs. Factor. 579 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,883 We're going to have some wiId games tonight. 580 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,761 And I want you to know something, Mrs. Factor. 581 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:20,891 I'm very proud and happy to have you on my sIab. 582 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,577 [LAUGHING] 583 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,671 Whoo! 584 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,560 [GURGLING] 585 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:12,901 LoveIy perfume. 586 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,862 [KNOCKING] 587 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,323 Who is that? 588 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:24,204 Yes? 589 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:26,498 I'm here for the Cunningham wake. 590 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:29,209 I'm afraid the wake is cIosed tonight. Come back tomorrow. 591 00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:32,713 I, uh, reaIIy must pay my respects right now. 592 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,758 Then I suggest you come back tomorrow. 593 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,217 Maybe you don't understand me. 594 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:42,264 - I'm feeIing excruciatingIy sad. - I'm so sorry. 595 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,183 And if I don't grieve right now, 596 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,894 maybe even grieve two or three times, 597 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,104 I'm gonna go out of my mind, okay? 598 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:51,607 I suggest that you go mourn 599 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:56,320 somewhere in private with a box of tissues. 600 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,642 [DISTANT VOICES] 601 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,234 What eIse did Vincent teII you? 602 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:38,112 He toId me that you took good care of the girIs 603 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,531 and that you offer some kind of benefits. 604 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,617 - Is that true? - Yes, we do have benefits. 605 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,953 Benefits you won't find anywhere eIse. 606 00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:48,580 [KNOCKING] 607 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,504 There's never any peace. 608 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:01,260 Hi, I'm here- 609 00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:03,178 The wake is cIosed tonight, you IittIe shit. 610 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,431 - Come back tomorrow. - But... But I... 611 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,902 I'm coming to you, Mrs. Factor. 612 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,621 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 613 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:33,250 McCutcheon! 614 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,761 McCutcheon? 615 00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:50,225 [SNIFFING] 616 00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:07,242 Ooh! DeadIy. 617 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,495 McCutcheon! 618 00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:18,545 Wow. Hey, guys, Iookin' for a scaIpeI for a friend's birthday present. 619 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:22,424 Seen a saIesperson? No? Okay. 620 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,969 SteaIin' from the dead, huh? 621 00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:30,182 What the heII? 622 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,395 So we have our sunrise symboIizing faith 623 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,773 and the dove symboIizing good vaIue. 624 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,609 And of course, once we animate it, the dove wiII appear to fIy 625 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,069 straight into camera. 626 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,112 I Iike it. 627 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,907 It's simpIe, cIean. 628 00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:51,286 And tastefuI. Don't forget tastefuI. 629 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,831 Sorry to disturb you, but Katherine I have 630 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,290 something you shouId see. 631 00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:58,252 I thought you said Mr. Guttman had finished his investigation. 632 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,254 He has finished. Mr. Guttman- 633 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:04,550 Mr. Guttman... your job is done. 634 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,510 Now, if you don't Ieave, 635 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,846 I'II be forced to have you removed. 636 00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:13,350 Fine. Katherine, you shouId reaIIy take a Iook at that. 637 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:16,687 Take care, you two. 638 00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:19,857 Mr. Guttman. 639 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,901 - Yes, Miss Verdoux? - Where did you find this? 640 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,529 I found that at the McCutcheon Mortuary, 641 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:28,073 which aIso happens to be the McCutcheon BrotheI, 642 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:32,911 where young men gather to get stiff amongst the stiffs. 643 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:36,623 UnfortunateIy, most of them end up getting ripped off or even worse. 644 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:40,586 What am I teIIing you that for? Like you care. 645 00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:42,588 Are you sure about this? 646 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:43,964 I mean, maybe we shouId caII the poIice. 647 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:44,756 ''We''? 648 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,217 Oh, I'm back on the team now, huh? 649 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:49,887 Christ, you're so nervous. You gotta Iisten to me. 650 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,931 I'm gonna try to be as discreet as I can, aII right? 651 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:56,351 As far as going to the poIice, untiI we have something soIid, 652 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:57,477 that's a mistake. 653 00:39:57,687 --> 00:39:59,980 Now I'm staking out the mortuary tonight. 654 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:02,149 You have to trust me, okay? 655 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,610 [MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING] 656 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,703 Hey! Hey! Captain Moped, wait up! 657 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,417 Hey, hey, what's happenin', wiId thing? 658 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:23,754 You're Iookin' cooI tonight, man. You must know Mickey Rourke. 659 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:26,298 Listen, mind if I ask you a few questions? Here's my card. 660 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:30,385 My name is Rafe Guttman. I'm-I'm out of cards. 661 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:39,603 Oh. Here to try your Iuck again? 662 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:43,482 I've got good news for you, but I'm afraid there's onIy room for one. 663 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:45,484 - This way, young man. - Sorry, kid. 664 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:47,402 Hey, wait a second! 665 00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:49,529 You'II wait right here. You got me? 666 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:58,288 So this is my pathway to paradise, huh? 667 00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,706 Oh, yes. 668 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:04,086 - And the girIs are waiting for you. - Ah, the girIs. 669 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,880 Let them eat a guy named Cake. 670 00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:11,385 They aIso Iike crumpet too. 671 00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:19,309 [SCREAMING] 672 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:23,271 [PARTY MUSIC] 673 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,788 Guess where you've just Ianded, Iover? 674 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:43,166 Uh, Larry FIynt's id? 675 00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:53,927 Vegetarian. Another vegetarian. 676 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:56,013 I hate vegetarians. 677 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:58,306 Here, baby, this Bud's for you. 678 00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:01,810 Mm-hmm. Yummy. 679 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,565 [CLEARS THROAT] 680 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,693 We have a IittIe probIem upstairs, I'm afraid. 681 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:29,796 Mr. Jenkins... 682 00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:32,090 I understand you have a probIem. 683 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,717 I can't take it anymore. 684 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:35,802 WeII, have you been wearing sun bIock? 685 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:38,680 You know the sun is very hard on undead skin. 686 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,807 And you're not even fuIIy undead yet. 687 00:42:41,017 --> 00:42:42,017 It's a process. 688 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:45,979 - I don't care what it is. It hurts. - Oh, men. 689 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:48,231 Such big babies. 690 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:55,322 Yeah, I just Iove a man who gives you head 691 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:56,865 and Iets you keep it. 692 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:58,116 [LAUGHS] 693 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:06,792 Lucy, I'm home. 694 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,920 Tammy, I Iove what you've done with it. 695 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:12,839 Now, maybe I wouId hang a picture of dogs pIaying poker over there. 696 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:14,800 But that wouId be my onIy quibbIe. 697 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:19,262 - Take off your cIothes, worm. - What's that? 698 00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:21,264 MedievaI forepIay? 699 00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:24,101 Tamara, maybe I'm a traditionaIist, 700 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:28,271 but I've aIways thought it shouId be Iadies before worms. 701 00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:30,440 So... you first. 702 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,155 You are not gonna beIieve this, 703 00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:39,282 but I aImost wore that tonight. 704 00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:41,368 WouIdn't we have been mortified? 705 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,037 Now it's your turn. 706 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:45,956 AII right. 707 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,291 Leave your shirt on! 708 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:52,045 A IittIe earIy in the proceedings to be repuIsed, isn't it? 709 00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:54,131 I thought it was a cross. 710 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:56,424 Let me take it off. 711 00:43:56,634 --> 00:44:00,637 Be gentIe. I used to be a virgin... I think. 712 00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:03,431 ¤¤¤ ¤¤¤ ¤¤¤ ¤¤¤ ¤¤¤ ¤¤¤ 713 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:07,811 Take it easy. Easy. 714 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,938 PuII back on the stick, AmeIia. 715 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:12,774 You know, the weave isn't even paid for yet. 716 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:14,943 Now, what about this funky IittIe BarcaIounger? 717 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,903 Break this down for me. 718 00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:21,449 - WeII, first I'd strap in one hand. - Yeah? Like this? 719 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,618 - Yeah. - Then... 720 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,621 I presume, the other hand goes there. 721 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:28,415 - Right? You comfy? - Uh-huh. 722 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:30,250 Mm-hmm. 723 00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:32,127 [SCREAMS] 724 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:35,964 I hate to be a painfuI party pooper, but I gotta spIit, okay? 725 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,966 You have been a super IittIe host. 726 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:39,801 [SCREAMING] 727 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:41,928 You bastard! 728 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:57,319 [DOOR OPENING] [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 729 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:18,048 Huh. There's aIways something going on. 730 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:36,816 Men. AIways Ieaving something behind. 731 00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:39,319 - I reaIIy am sorry. - Mmm. 732 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:41,488 I don't know what happened. 733 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:44,950 One minute I thought I had him, and the next- 734 00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:54,501 I knew it. It's one in a miIIion. 735 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:57,087 Very rare, this bIood type. 736 00:45:57,296 --> 00:46:02,384 And I haven't tasted that since... Ivan the TerribIe. 737 00:46:02,635 --> 00:46:04,719 That was four centuries ago. 738 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,305 Hmm. Mmm. 739 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,517 Oh, we gotta keep him aIive. 740 00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:27,284 - Who the heII are you? - The name's LiIith. 741 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:31,579 And you Ieft this behind. 742 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,207 It's not very nice to Ieave a girI hanging Iike that. 743 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:37,711 Yeah weII, I'II have to apoIogize next time I see her. 744 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,380 I didn't mean her. 745 00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:42,173 I meant me. 746 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,552 You know, I saw you back at the house. 747 00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:48,263 And when I did, I knew you were speciaI. 748 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,974 I'II bet you say that to aII the boys, don't you? 749 00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:52,976 Yeah, but with you I mean it. 750 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:57,063 Listen, uh, LiIith, I'm reasonabIy sure 751 00:46:57,273 --> 00:47:00,108 you're the type of woman who's never heard the expression ''haIf-cocked,'' 752 00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:03,903 but that is exactIy what this gun is, and I swear to God I'II use it. 753 00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:08,783 You wouIdn't shoot these, now wouId you? 754 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:14,039 Go on. You can touch 'em. I'II Iet you. 755 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,460 You know, I'm not gonna teII you those aren't the breasts of the century, 756 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,920 but I'm just not diggin' the owner. 757 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:24,424 So why don't you put those away? You're just not my type. 758 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:26,468 So what is your type? 759 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,471 Don't teII me. Let me guess. 760 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,599 Two, four, six, eight! 761 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,226 You can watch me masturbate! 762 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:37,020 [ECHOING] 763 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:40,940 Getting warmer? No? 764 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:46,446 Mmm, then how about something... Iike this? 765 00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,698 Ooh. 766 00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:52,994 Ooh. 767 00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:03,338 - Can I teII you something, Rafe? - Yeah. 768 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,049 When you were Iooking at me before, 769 00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:08,718 - Mm-hmm. - I Iiked it. 770 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:11,554 I can't stop thinking about you. 771 00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:14,557 I can be just Iike her if that's what you want. 772 00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:17,519 - I'd do anything for you, Iover. - [KATHERINE] Rafe? HeIIo? 773 00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:21,689 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 774 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:22,482 Katherine. 775 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:24,776 Forget it, Rafe. I'm going to the cops. 776 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:28,196 How do I know it's a whorehouse? 777 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:31,241 - I was there. How's that? - WeII, isn't that interesting. 778 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:34,786 As I recaII, your private investigator Iicense was 779 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:35,954 suspended aImost a year ago. 780 00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:38,790 Were you aware of that fact, ma'am? 781 00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:42,085 - No... I wasn't. - WeII, thank you. 782 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:46,673 And couId you possibIy get just a IittIe of that fuckin' stew inside your head? 783 00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:48,925 Huh? CouId we shoot for that? 784 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:54,681 It's a Iicense. It's paper. It doesn't matter. Come on. 785 00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:57,517 And the check for your Iicense renewaI bounced. 786 00:48:57,726 --> 00:49:01,229 For Christ's sake, man, there are peopIe dying! 787 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:04,691 Isn't that more important than my secretariaI skiIIs? 788 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,651 I didn't even know her when I went there! 789 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:09,612 I was there as an everyday, horny citizen, aII right? 790 00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:12,949 - Did you give this man any money? - You're fuckin' cIueIess. 791 00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:17,704 Hmm. WeII, seems to me 792 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,373 the onIy person I shouId be throwin' in jaiI is you. 793 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:23,751 - Listen to me, shit-for-brains- - Excuse me. 794 00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:27,589 Deputy, I don't know what to beIieve at this point. 795 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,717 And I know that you have a Iot of cases ahead of mine, 796 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:35,388 but Mr. Guttman here did find this at the mortuary. 797 00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:37,557 - It's my brother's. - Hmm. 798 00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:40,310 Try not to eat it, Mongo. 799 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:43,313 [DOOR OPENING] 800 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:46,274 I apoIogize for gettin' you out of bed at this hour. 801 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:47,400 That's okay, officer. 802 00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:50,570 What exactIy was it the gentIeman said happened here? 803 00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:53,656 Don't give me that shit, KarIoff. 804 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,954 What'd I teII you, kids? 805 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,957 - Right there. A coffin. - Uh-huh. 806 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:05,543 It's pretty suspicious for a mortuary. 807 00:50:05,753 --> 00:50:07,587 You know, Noonan, you don't wear irony very weII. 808 00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,756 Why don't you Ieave that to the big boys? 809 00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:13,134 Now watch what happens when I puII this. Watch this. 810 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:14,552 [MOTORS RUNNING] 811 00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:16,471 You stupid son of a bitch! 812 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,139 What the heII do you think you're doing? 813 00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:20,600 You see what happens, Barney Fife, is the conveyor beIt goes 814 00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:22,268 aII the way through the fire, 815 00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:24,979 empties out into a room down in the basement. 816 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:28,775 My God, that coffin cost me more than a thousand doIIars. 817 00:50:28,943 --> 00:50:31,486 [LAUGHING] Look at IittIe OIivier! 818 00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:33,655 You are so utterIy fuII of shit. 819 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:36,950 Uh-huh. CarefuI you don't burn yourseIf on it now. 820 00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:39,911 - I'm sorry to have bothered you. - That's aII right, officer. 821 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,498 Noonan, come on. This is the entrance to the whorehouse. 822 00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:47,001 They knew I was comin' back so they changed it. They're gasIighting me. 823 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,671 Why the heII shouId I want you to come back? 824 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,465 We've aIready thrown you out of the parking Iot tonight. 825 00:50:52,675 --> 00:50:55,176 He was carrying on with some woman in his car. 826 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:57,136 Disgusting! 827 00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,138 The two of them stoned out of their minds. 828 00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,515 You're a goddamn Iiar. 829 00:51:00,683 --> 00:51:01,683 [STOMPING] Ow! Ow! 830 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:03,977 Don't you dare take the Lord's name in vain! 831 00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:05,895 You were with a woman tonight and have been drinking 832 00:51:06,105 --> 00:51:07,647 because we can aII smeII it on your breath. 833 00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:10,108 [VOICE TALKING OVER P.A.] 834 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:11,359 Katherine! 835 00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:13,778 You know, you aImost had me beIieving you. 836 00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:16,406 It wouId have served me right for getting invoIved with a Iiar. 837 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:18,992 And a fornicator. 838 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:22,537 And an asshoIe. [CAR ENGINE STARTING] 839 00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:24,622 But a charming asshoIe! 840 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,002 Hmm. Nice butt. 841 00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:30,920 You want me to finish him? 842 00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:33,923 No, I don't think he'II bother us anymore. 843 00:51:34,133 --> 00:51:36,968 - Besides, you and me have to taIk. - About what? 844 00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:39,429 Our future, without the reverend. 845 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,432 If I were in charge here, we'd have Iots more fun. 846 00:51:42,641 --> 00:51:45,685 You can't teII me you're having fun working for the rev. 847 00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:50,189 PIus, we're making so much money seIIing the cars. 848 00:51:50,399 --> 00:51:53,026 Seems a shame to give it to charity when we couId... 849 00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:55,820 give it to someone more deserving. 850 00:51:56,614 --> 00:52:00,074 I'II make it happen if you give me the key. 851 00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:04,120 - How are things going? - Good. Good. 852 00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:07,373 The girIs are kiIIing sinners by the truckIoad. 853 00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:10,251 The more... [LAUGHING] 854 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,462 The merrier. 855 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:15,923 J.C., I'd Iike to taIk to you about 856 00:52:15,924 --> 00:52:18,509 what I'm getting from this bordeIIo thing. 857 00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:21,429 Brother Vincent, we're doing this for the Lord. 858 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:23,681 That's what you're getting from it. 859 00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,225 I know that, but I was thinking, 860 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:29,270 if there was some way I couId make a IittIe extra money. 861 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,397 Maybe I couId make... 862 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:37,028 Brother Vincent, 863 00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:41,949 am I hearing you right? 864 00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:45,119 Sorry, J.C. 865 00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:47,246 Bad idea. 866 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:49,248 Didn't know what I was thinkin'. 867 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,542 Just forget the whoIe thing. 868 00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:56,172 [CHOIR SINGING] 869 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:08,685 This thing gonna work? 870 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:11,979 AbsoIuteIy. Go. 871 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:19,612 Stop, Satan! Stop right where you are! 872 00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:27,078 I'm sending you back to the fiery depths where you beIong! 873 00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:28,996 [SATAN LAUGHING OVER P.A.] 874 00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:34,001 I said... 875 00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:39,340 I'm sending you back to the fiery depths... 876 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:44,429 Cut! What the heII! 877 00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:46,139 Cut it! Just... God. 878 00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:48,266 Look what he's done to my guitar. 879 00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:51,269 - What's he trying to do, kiII me? - We'II fix it, J.C. Don't you worry. 880 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,188 If you want you can wait in your office whiIe we reset everything. 881 00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,440 Fine. 882 00:53:56,358 --> 00:53:57,900 - That was scary. - I'II say. 883 00:53:58,152 --> 00:54:00,319 I don't know why they have that damn Iaser Iight turned up so high. 884 00:54:00,529 --> 00:54:02,029 It couId have hurt someone. Good Lord! 885 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,867 AII he has to do is refIect it onto the deviI. Bunch of morons. 886 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:11,539 Whatever has happened to your brother, I'm sure Satan had a hand in it. 887 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:15,418 Was there something eIse you wanted to taIk about? 888 00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:19,088 - I'd Iike to make a documentary. - ReaIIy? 889 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:21,507 - About? - Lust. 890 00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:24,552 I want to warn young peopIe about aII the things that inspire it. 891 00:54:24,803 --> 00:54:28,765 You know, Iike strip joints and dirty magazines, pornography. 892 00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:33,352 What eIse can I say, but... 893 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:36,481 onward, Christian soIdier. 894 00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:44,572 [GROANING] 895 00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:54,957 Be carefuI. 896 00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:03,549 ''FIesh Eating Bacteria''? 897 00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:09,138 The cat went from 280 pounds to 1 14 pounds in three days? 898 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:11,265 What's wrong with this picture? 899 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:16,479 [THUNDER] 900 00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:31,160 [CAT SCREECHES] [GASPS] 901 00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:41,379 Oh, Brother Vincent, I was just Iooking for you. 902 00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:44,298 - Where you going? - I have a doctor's appointment. 903 00:56:20,586 --> 00:56:22,753 You're so right, Vincent. 904 00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:25,756 We shouId definiteIy expand into pIaces Iike this. 905 00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:29,427 - I want that one for myseIf. - Hi. 906 00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:35,474 [CLEARS THROAT] 907 00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:37,184 - Vincent. - J.C. 908 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:40,187 - ReIax, sugar. - What the heII is goin' on? 909 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,690 Game's over, Rev. I'm drivin' now. 910 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:45,735 You viIe, pernicious, disgusting IittIe harIot. 911 00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:47,778 You're not so bad yourseIf. 912 00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:50,740 I did not bring you here for the purpose of feeding 913 00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:52,366 your eviI desires! 914 00:56:52,618 --> 00:56:54,744 We are doing the Lord's work. 915 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,955 Vincent... give me the key. 916 00:56:58,165 --> 00:56:59,957 No, Vincent. 917 00:57:03,337 --> 00:57:05,630 Vincent! Give me the key! 918 00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:08,507 Hey, Rev, how'd you Iike to have a reaI reIigious experience? 919 00:57:08,717 --> 00:57:11,469 Katherine Verdoux, Current WorId Ministries. 920 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,680 - Jonas, foIIow me. - Oh, my God! 921 00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:16,182 - Don't touch the camera. - Excuse me, sir. 922 00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:18,434 Can you pIease teII me why you come here? 923 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,855 - This pIace is unbeIievabIe. - Hi, sweetie. 924 00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:24,607 You reaIIy get around, don't you? 925 00:57:24,816 --> 00:57:27,526 So, you're into prostitution and strip joints. 926 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:29,153 Mm-hmm. 927 00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:31,822 You're a totaI sex maniac. You know you need professionaI heIp. 928 00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:33,032 You want to pIay doctor? 929 00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:35,326 - Get your hands off of me! - Gimme the goddamn camera! 930 00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:37,328 [STATIC] 931 00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:55,012 Oh, man. 932 00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:57,807 Bingo. 933 00:57:58,266 --> 00:58:01,394 AII right, boys, big smiIes now. 934 00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:03,479 BeautifuI. Love it. 935 00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:06,315 For God's sake, Vincent, 936 00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:08,567 you are fIirting with eternaI damnation! 937 00:58:08,777 --> 00:58:10,444 Why don't you reIax? 938 00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:13,239 I bet that stick up your ass hurts Iike heII. 939 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,574 You know, I can't decide what to do with you. 940 00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:19,745 ShouId I kiII you, or Iet you Iive and make you my dog? 941 00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:22,248 Vincent. Vincent, give me the key. 942 00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:25,751 PIease. The key. 943 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,003 For God's sake, hurry! 944 00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:29,630 Vincent, you Ieave that thing right where it is. 945 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,133 - Give me the key! - Vincent. 946 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:36,178 Give it to me, and I wiII send this demon sIut back where she beIongs! 947 00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:40,641 Vincent, what are you doing? 948 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,768 What I shouId have done from the start. 949 00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:46,022 [LAUGHING] 950 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,482 No! 951 00:58:57,951 --> 00:58:59,618 Thanks, honey. 952 00:58:59,828 --> 00:59:01,787 Do us both a favor. KiII him! 953 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,083 Fuck, no. I want to Iet him Iive. 954 00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:08,169 I want this sanctimonious shit 955 00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:11,047 to watch what happens now that I'm free. 956 00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:21,849 - Katherine? - How did you get in here? 957 00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:24,393 Katherine, I have something I have to show you. 958 00:59:24,603 --> 00:59:25,352 You don't give up, do you? 959 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:27,021 It's Iike a sickness with you or something. 960 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:28,522 I went to the Mount Hope Cemetery Iast night. 961 00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:32,109 The McCutcheon Mortuary heId an internment there yesterday. 962 00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:33,069 I took some photos. 963 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:36,030 These photos are the contents of the coffin they interred 964 00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:38,616 and I think you're gonna want to Iook at 'em. 965 00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:39,992 Just take a Iook. 966 00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:44,497 That's very nice. 967 00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:46,499 You're worse than I thought. You are reaIIy sick. 968 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:49,085 There were two bodies in that coffin when I took the pictures. 969 00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,170 Two bodies. Get your fuckin' hands off me. 970 00:59:51,379 --> 00:59:52,088 Katherine, come on! 971 00:59:52,297 --> 00:59:54,799 At Ieast come to the cemetery, for Christ's sake! Take a Iook! 972 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:57,551 [SIGHING] Sorry, Jonas. 973 00:59:58,261 --> 00:59:59,428 Excuse me, sir. 974 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:02,181 Can you pIease teII me why you come here? 975 01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:10,272 There was a woman at that tabIe, wasn't there? 976 01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:13,943 WeII I certainIy wasn't taIking to myseIf. 977 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:17,446 I know there was somebody at that tabIe. Oh, my God. 978 01:00:18,907 --> 01:00:21,534 - Look, there's J.C. - Where's J.C.? I don't see him. 979 01:00:21,743 --> 01:00:23,035 - Right there! - I don't see him. 980 01:00:23,245 --> 01:00:25,037 WeII, I'II be damned. 981 01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:27,873 There he is with the demented Ewok, Professor LoveIess. 982 01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:30,417 You know, Katie ScarIett, never 983 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:34,255 trust any man of God with a boner. 984 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:37,550 - I mean an erection. Sorry. - No, boner's the right word. 985 01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:39,718 - Wow. - What is he doing there? 986 01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:41,262 It doesn't make any sense. 987 01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,055 Let's get our facts in order. 988 01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:47,059 We have Reverend Current Ieaving a topIess bar. 989 01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:48,727 That's an odd one. 990 01:00:48,937 --> 01:00:51,939 And we have photos and videotape with peopIe 991 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,816 who didn't photograph or record. 992 01:00:54,025 --> 01:00:55,818 FoIIow that thread of thinking. 993 01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:59,738 Did not photograph. Did not record. I don't want you to fIee the room. 994 01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:02,199 I'm gonna advance a weird, Duchovnyan riff. 995 01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:04,618 What if what we're deaIing with here 996 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:08,747 is, in fact... vampires? 997 01:01:08,957 --> 01:01:11,625 - Are you crazy? - Why is that crazy? 998 01:01:11,877 --> 01:01:14,503 Because I advance the theory that the perpetrator of our crimes 999 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:17,298 is an eternaI spirit who sustains itseIf soIeIy 1000 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:19,091 through the intake of human hemogIobin through a set 1001 01:01:19,301 --> 01:01:21,260 - of protracted fangs? - Shut up, Rafe. 1002 01:01:23,638 --> 01:01:27,474 AIthough... you have been right about a Iot of other things. 1003 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:28,934 Wow. 1004 01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:31,187 Were you being nice to me there, Katherine? 1005 01:01:31,354 --> 01:01:35,065 No. I just said you have been right about a Iot of other things. 1006 01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:39,028 [PHONE RINGING] HeIIo. 1007 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:42,072 - Katherine, is that you? - CaIeb? 1008 01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:44,074 - It's CaIeb. - I need your heIp. 1009 01:01:44,284 --> 01:01:46,076 - I'm in troubIe. - Where are you? 1010 01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:48,621 I'm at the oId power pIant on the south side. 1011 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,748 They're coming for me. You gotta heIp me. PIease. 1012 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:53,834 I'm in troubIe. They're coming for me. Hurry. Hurry! 1013 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:56,670 Katherine, I'm not compIaining, but I wish your brother wouId 1014 01:01:56,922 --> 01:01:59,006 have picked a Iess creepy pIace. 1015 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:01,508 I feeI Iike I'm in a bad TaIes from the Crypt episode. 1016 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:03,219 [STEAM] 1017 01:02:03,428 --> 01:02:05,137 Sorry. I had Mexican for Iunch. 1018 01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:07,932 Sorry, next time I'II ask him to be more considerate. 1019 01:02:08,141 --> 01:02:09,558 CaIeb! 1020 01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:14,855 Come on. 1021 01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:18,567 [DISTANT CLATTER] 1022 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:24,573 CaIeb! Where are you? God. 1023 01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:28,244 You know, Katherine, I think it's reaIIy sweet you wanna find your brother, 1024 01:02:28,453 --> 01:02:30,621 but we shouId spIit. 1025 01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:34,083 I'm getting some reaIIy bad juju off this pIace. 1026 01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:39,797 - Katherine. - Oh, my God. 1027 01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:44,134 - Here, hoId this. - Is he dead? Is he breathing? 1028 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,430 Hey, baby, don't touch me unIess you Iove me! 1029 01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:51,058 Come on, dude, Iet's party. 1030 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:52,977 [ROARING] 1031 01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:56,063 - Rafe, no! - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1032 01:02:58,441 --> 01:03:01,068 Sorry, Katherine, but that wasn't your brother anymore. 1033 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:05,197 Wrong! I'II aIways be your brother... sis. 1034 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:07,199 Katherine, run from your brother. 1035 01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:08,742 - Hurry! - I am. 1036 01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:10,869 - Hurry! - I am! 1037 01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:12,997 Katherine, I'm coming for you. 1038 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:15,040 [LAUGHTER ECHOING] 1039 01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:20,587 - I Iike this. - See the Iadder? Up. 1040 01:03:24,259 --> 01:03:26,135 Katherine. 1041 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:31,098 - Katherine? Katherine? - Shit. We're screwed. 1042 01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:31,974 Let's go back. 1043 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:33,726 No, no, wait a minute. I see a way. 1044 01:03:33,935 --> 01:03:35,436 What do you mean you see a way? 1045 01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:37,354 Jesus Christ, Katherine, what are you doing? 1046 01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:38,439 Come on! 1047 01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:40,399 Ketherine, it's the fucking Grand Canyon! 1048 01:03:40,608 --> 01:03:43,819 - Just shut up and foIIow me! - What are you doing with that chain? 1049 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:48,282 That is the craziest fuckin' thing I have ever- 1050 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:50,075 Hi, dickhead. 1051 01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:53,829 That is the second craziest fuckin' thing... 1052 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:59,209 This is a mistake! 1053 01:04:07,385 --> 01:04:09,803 - Have a IittIe chIoroform, darIing. - Too bad. 1054 01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:12,222 [LAUGHTER] 1055 01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:16,435 It's about fuckin' time! 1056 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,272 I've gone to heII, and it's worse than I imagined. 1057 01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:23,233 Noonan, where am I? Where's Katherine? 1058 01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:25,819 Now, don't you start with that buIIshit. 1059 01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:28,781 She was at the factory. McCutcheon had her. 1060 01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:31,533 And that guy who worked for Current was there, and her brother. 1061 01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:33,786 What is this shit? Get me outta here. 1062 01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:35,954 Why don't you shut up? 1063 01:04:36,122 --> 01:04:38,415 Do you hear me, thumb dick? They've got Katherine! 1064 01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:40,250 Now get me outta here! 1065 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,836 Nurse! Nurse! 1066 01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:45,130 StiII causing troubIe, is he? 1067 01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:48,759 Officer, wouId you mind heIping me here for a second? 1068 01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:51,637 Listen, you jackass, if we don't stop these things, 1069 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,555 they're gonna destroy the city. 1070 01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:56,058 [STRAPS TEARING] 1071 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:03,565 Listen, you fat fuck- 1072 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,029 Tammy. 1073 01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:11,657 [SCREAMING] 1074 01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:30,509 Remind me, Tammy. Why do vampires hate sunrise? 1075 01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:38,517 No. Oh, no. Oh, no! 1076 01:05:38,726 --> 01:05:41,437 Oh, no! [SCREAMING] 1077 01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:51,905 You want to keep it down here pIease? I'm trying to rest! 1078 01:05:52,157 --> 01:05:55,284 I knew I shouId have taken that private room. 1079 01:05:58,705 --> 01:06:00,581 CaIeb, pIease Iet me go. 1080 01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:03,333 Sorry, no can do. 1081 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:06,295 I gotta pIay by the ruIes here. 1082 01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:09,298 I know how you feeI. I didn't want to be a vampire either. 1083 01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:10,924 At first. 1084 01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:14,720 But after you get used to it... it's pretty damn cooI! 1085 01:06:16,264 --> 01:06:19,475 Besides, you know me. I've aIways been a IittIe night owI. 1086 01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:23,645 Yeah, and getting to Iive forever doesn't hurt either, does it? 1087 01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:24,855 You got that right. 1088 01:06:25,064 --> 01:06:29,276 Before we get down to business, darIing, I'm gonna take you for a test ride. 1089 01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:31,778 Oh, sis, can I watch? 1090 01:06:33,198 --> 01:06:35,240 Ah, first customer of the night. 1091 01:06:35,450 --> 01:06:38,577 - What the heII do you want? - I'm here to see LiIith. 1092 01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:44,583 I know I can't fight you aII, so I've come to join you. 1093 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:48,045 Is that right? I'II be sure to teII her. 1094 01:06:48,213 --> 01:06:49,254 No. 1095 01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:51,924 No, I want to teII her myseIf. 1096 01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:55,010 Come on, Jimmy, I know you a IittIe better than that. 1097 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:58,972 Into the parIor, Reverend, sir. 1098 01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:00,057 Get your fiIthy hands off of me! 1099 01:07:00,058 --> 01:07:03,769 Feisty. I Iike that. 1100 01:07:05,563 --> 01:07:07,814 I Iike that even better. 1101 01:07:08,149 --> 01:07:10,275 Mmm! 1102 01:07:12,779 --> 01:07:14,279 Don't touch me. 1103 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:22,162 Very nice. 1104 01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:25,082 - You're disgusting. - Breasts are aIways nice. 1105 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,042 But I prefer... 1106 01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:29,920 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1107 01:07:32,632 --> 01:07:34,591 Ooh! 1108 01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:40,847 I guess this is the end of a beautifuI reIationship. 1109 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:42,849 [CAR MOTOR REVVING] 1110 01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:52,442 Oh, shit. 1111 01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:58,907 What's happenin', Rev? Come on, man, taIk to me! 1112 01:07:59,117 --> 01:08:00,492 I'm feeIin' a IittIe jumpy! Friend or foe? 1113 01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:04,288 For God's sake, I am responsibIe for aII this, but I've come to end it. 1114 01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:10,627 AII right, aII right. I'II give you this. 1115 01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:14,172 It's hoIy water, man. 1116 01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:15,507 WeII this might work for the others, 1117 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,759 but it won't do a Iick of good against LiIith. 1118 01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:20,304 No, to get her, we're gonna have to get in reaI cIose. 1119 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:22,389 What're you saying, we're gonna have to put a stake in LiIith? 1120 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:24,600 I'm teIIing you that to kiII her, 1121 01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:27,060 we're gonna have to cut her heart into four pieces. 1122 01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:30,397 Some chicks demand speciaI attention. Let's do it. 1123 01:08:34,736 --> 01:08:36,612 Ready, padre? 1124 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:39,740 - Yep. - Just Iike Hope and Crosby. 1125 01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:42,451 Last caII, Miss Kitty. 1126 01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:44,453 [SCREAMING] 1127 01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:49,791 Cha-ching! 1128 01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:58,967 AII right, Rev! 1129 01:09:12,398 --> 01:09:14,316 You're a freak for it, Jimmy! 1130 01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:27,389 My God, what have we done? 1131 01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:30,642 Don't fIake on me, man, they're vampires. Send them to heII. 1132 01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:47,284 Katherine? 1133 01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:01,757 Howdy, honey. You are outta here! 1134 01:11:08,890 --> 01:11:10,891 Oh, shit! 1135 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:13,310 This sucks. 1136 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,396 Katherine! 1137 01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:19,399 HeIp! Hurry! Before LiIith comes back! 1138 01:11:19,609 --> 01:11:21,735 Katherine, it's me. It's me, J.C. 1139 01:11:21,903 --> 01:11:23,236 Now, don't you worry. I'm gonna get you outta here. 1140 01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:27,240 Just give me a second whiIe I undo these straps. 1141 01:11:27,492 --> 01:11:29,409 I'm sorry if I touch you somewhere I shouIdn't. 1142 01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:31,036 It's okay, J.C. 1143 01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:34,915 You can touch me. You can touch me anywhere you want. 1144 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:46,092 [SCREAMING] 1145 01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:00,440 Fuck you. 1146 01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:05,070 [LAUGHTER ECHOING] 1147 01:12:07,907 --> 01:12:09,533 Katherine! Where's Katherine? 1148 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:11,535 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 1149 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:16,456 Katherine! Christ, you're so paIe. 1150 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,792 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. Hurry. 1151 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:20,669 Wait, wait, wait. 1152 01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:24,673 - What are you doing? - Just checking for punctures. 1153 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:26,842 - Can't be too sure. - Come on! 1154 01:12:30,721 --> 01:12:32,347 Oh, my God. 1155 01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:37,519 You gotta... You gotta hurry. 1156 01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:41,815 Go... Go back to the studio. 1157 01:12:42,817 --> 01:12:44,776 Broadcast. 1158 01:12:45,403 --> 01:12:47,946 TeII the... 1159 01:12:50,283 --> 01:12:51,908 worId. 1160 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:00,792 AII you have to do is point the camera at me 1161 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:02,335 and keep it in focus. 1162 01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:05,547 - TeII Jonas to start the upIink and go. - Okay, you got it. 1163 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:08,967 We'II have upIink in... 30 seconds. 1164 01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:11,887 Jonas says we'II go in 30 seconds. 1165 01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,263 Okay. 1166 01:13:13,472 --> 01:13:15,223 [SATANIC LAUGHTER] 1167 01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:17,142 What the heII... 1168 01:13:19,437 --> 01:13:20,770 Katherine? 1169 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:22,981 Jonas, what the heII are you doing? 1170 01:13:23,190 --> 01:13:26,359 - I'm not doing anything, man. - Katherine. 1171 01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:28,904 Rafe, teII Jonas to turn it off. 1172 01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:31,615 - I don't think he can hear us. - I heard her, I heard her! 1173 01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:35,076 - What now? - So Iong. 1174 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:39,497 Jonas, can you hear me? Jonas, are you there? 1175 01:13:39,707 --> 01:13:40,415 Can you hear me? Jonas, I'm coming up there. 1176 01:13:41,626 --> 01:13:44,169 - Rafe! HeIIo? What's going on? - Jonas! 1177 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:48,340 Honey, Jonas doesn't work here anymore. 1178 01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:50,008 I retired him. 1179 01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:52,802 Ooh! Pretty strong for a IittIe guy. 1180 01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:55,263 [LAUGHING] So you wanna fuck? 1181 01:13:55,473 --> 01:13:58,767 LiIith, I'd rather Crazy GIue my dick to the buIIet train 1182 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:00,477 than fuck you. How's that? 1183 01:14:00,686 --> 01:14:04,606 Trying to impress your girIfriend? WeII I'm gonna fix that now. 1184 01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:07,484 Shit. Katherine. Katherine! 1185 01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:11,529 Katherine, get out now! Katherine, she's coming! 1186 01:14:11,739 --> 01:14:12,948 Oh, my God. 1187 01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:16,368 - Katherine! - I'm afraid God can't heIp you. 1188 01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:32,676 How am I doin', Iover? You gettin' hot? 1189 01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:45,730 You know, I thought we couId work this thing out. 1190 01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:49,776 You couId have his mind, and I couId have his body. 1191 01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:51,820 I guess I was wrong. 1192 01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:58,660 [MECHANICAL WHIRRING] 1193 01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:07,711 Face it, the best you can hope for is a charity fuck! 1194 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,884 [MECHANICAL WHIRRING] [BEEPING] 1195 01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:22,100 You know, I've never kiIIed a woman before, 1196 01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:25,478 but I'm kind of Iooking forward to it. 1197 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,693 [ALARM BLARING] 1198 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,073 Rafe! 1199 01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:43,163 [SCREAMING] 1200 01:15:56,469 --> 01:15:58,511 No. No. 1201 01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:00,597 I guess Reverend Limpdick forgot to teII you. 1202 01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:05,477 - Shit! - You can tear my heart to pieces, 1203 01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:09,397 but it won't do any good if it's stiII here. 1204 01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:10,690 Fuck! 1205 01:16:14,236 --> 01:16:17,655 Come on, LiIith. You're hoIding in a Iot of anger. 1206 01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:21,201 You gotta see a vampire shrink. Come on. LiIith. 1207 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:22,577 Can't we taIk about this? 1208 01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:26,498 As far as I'm concerned, you and I are through. 1209 01:16:26,707 --> 01:16:28,833 LiIith. LiIith, baby. 1210 01:16:29,043 --> 01:16:30,585 I want you to know I'm not happy. 1211 01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:34,255 I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it about the buIIet train. 1212 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,636 Can't we taIk about this, LiIith? 1213 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:43,389 - PIease? - Sure. After. 1214 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:46,392 Come on. Baby. Snookums. 1215 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,436 I'm through taIking now, baby. 1216 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,480 First I'II rip your dick off, 1217 01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:53,775 then I'm gonna grind your baIIs into guacamoIe. 1218 01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:10,083 HeartIess bitch. 1219 01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:15,797 [SHRIEKING] 1220 01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:53,084 That shouId do the trick. When I consecrate a vampire, 1221 01:17:53,294 --> 01:17:54,627 they stay consecrated. 1222 01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:57,046 Thank you, Rabbi. Does this go with my shirt? 1223 01:17:57,214 --> 01:17:58,339 It's IoveIy. 1224 01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:00,842 You know, Katherine, I don't want to beat a dead vampire here, 1225 01:18:01,051 --> 01:18:03,720 but I reaIIy want to thank you for coming to my rescue back there. 1226 01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:07,056 That's okay, you can beat it some more if you want to. 1227 01:18:07,224 --> 01:18:09,017 What was that? A IittIe comeback? 1228 01:18:09,226 --> 01:18:12,353 That's so sweet. Good for you. 1229 01:18:12,563 --> 01:18:14,731 - Let's say I owe you one, kid. - No, you don't. 1230 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:16,900 I had my own reasons for saving you. 1231 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:19,194 And a come-on too. Am I hearing this? 1232 01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:21,362 Is this a whoIe new Katherine emerging? 1233 01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:22,530 Maybe. I don't know. 1234 01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:24,616 You think you can Iearn to Iove me Iike this? 1235 01:18:24,992 --> 01:18:28,453 WeII, I'm certainIy wiIIing to give it the oId coIIege try. 1236 01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:30,246 After you. 1237 01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:35,293 Oh, weII, thank you. 1238 01:18:35,502 --> 01:18:38,671 I'II put that in my satanic bric-a-brac coIIection. 1239 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:40,048 You know, I have a friend at NASA. 1240 01:18:40,257 --> 01:18:42,467 We're gonna send that damn thing into space. 1241 01:18:43,302 --> 01:18:45,428 WeII, we couId do that... 1242 01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:48,973 I suppose. 1243 01:18:49,183 --> 01:18:51,142 You have a better idea? 1244 01:18:52,436 --> 01:18:53,853 Mm-hmm. 1245 01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:57,649 [SNIFFING] 1246 01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:00,693 What's that perfume you're wearing? 1247 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,570 It's not perfume. 1248 01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:07,700 It's sun bIock. 1249 01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:15,416 [SCREAMING] 1250 01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:30,056 WeII, kiddies, I guess Katherine Iearned in the end 1251 01:19:30,307 --> 01:19:34,686 that the fastest way to a man's heart is through his rib cage. 1252 01:19:34,895 --> 01:19:36,688 [LAUGHS] 1253 01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:41,276 StiII, I think they make a fabuIous coupIe. 1254 01:19:41,485 --> 01:19:44,237 They're a reguIar Romeo and GhouIiet. 1255 01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:47,282 And when they do have the occasionaI disagreement, 1256 01:19:47,449 --> 01:19:50,076 at Ieast now she'II know what's eating him. 1257 01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:52,578 She is! [LAUGHS] 1258 01:19:55,582 --> 01:19:57,542 Looks Iike I won. 1259 01:19:57,751 --> 01:20:00,545 What are you taIking about, dear boy? 1260 01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:03,214 Come on. Let's pIay again. 1261 01:20:03,424 --> 01:20:07,093 Huh? DoubIe or nothing. 1262 01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:09,178 Take my advice, paI. 1263 01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:12,098 Quit whiIe you're ''a head.'' 1264 01:20:12,308 --> 01:25:41,738 [LAUGHS] 94070