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Why do we have to come to
school to talk to Tommy's teachers?
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I know, it's a waste of time.
Why can't they come to us?
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The high school teachers on this
planet are so full of themselves.
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It's all those TV
commercials glorifying learning.
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You know,
"the more you know".
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It makes them
drunk with power.
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Yeah, well, that's going
to change right now.
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Where's this
Mr. Randell, anyway?
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When that mealymouthed
little worm shows up,
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I'm going to teach him
the meaning of the word..
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hiya.
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Dr. And Mrs. Solomon?
- No.
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No, no, no.
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I'm his sister,
a woman.
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Not married.
Just me,
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single Sally.
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Mr. Randell, I'd like to get out of
here while I'm still clean-shaven.
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So you can begin lavishing
Tommy with praises
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anytime you're ready.
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Well, the truth is
that...
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I think Tommy can do
a lot better.
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Be careful, sir. You're
talking about the creature
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I've come to
think of as my son.
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He could do better.
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You know...
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whatever.
- Excuse us.
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What are you doing?
- I don't know.
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He's giving off this vibe.
Can't you feel it?
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Yes, I think I do.
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Does it feel like a
stabbing pain in your left buttock?
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No.
- Then I appear to be sitting on a tack.
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Dr. Solomon, Tommy's
very bright, no question.
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Unfortunately, Tommy's having
a little trouble fitting in.
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What do you mean, fitting in?
- Excuse me,
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but there's something about
the thickness of your neck
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and the broadness
of your shoulders
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that makes me think
you'd be an agile hunter
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and provide well
for our children.
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I chaperone the school
dance every year.
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Would you..?
- Yes.
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Great.
- Wait a minute. What about Tommy?
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He's fine.
Great kid.
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Well...
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why didn't you say so
in the first place?
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Next time, you might try
organizing your thoughts
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on a little index
card first.
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Come on, Sally.
- Ow!
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Wasn't he cute?
- Totally adorable.
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A little on the scattered side, though.
- He asked me to a dance.
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I get to go dancing!
- Nice.
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What's dancing?
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Harry, can I ask you
a question?
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Uh, sure.
Just give me a second
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to finish what
I was doing.
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Okay, what is it?
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Can you dance?
- Hmm.
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I have no idea, but I'll try.
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Why, yes, I can.
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It appears
I'm quite good.
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How are you doing that?
- I have no idea.
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I think it's sort of a
built-In function. You try.
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Wow! You suck.
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You must feel
like crap.
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That's it,
spank me.
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Tommy, I talked to your
teacher, Mr. Randell.
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He said that you're not fitting in.
- Of course I'm not fitting in.
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To fit in, you have to be something.
- Well, we're something.
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We're human beings. Why,
has anyone said differently?
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No, it's just everybody at
school is something extra.
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You know, they're African-
American or Italian-American
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or Asian-American,
audio-Visual American.
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Well, we're human-American.
That should be enough.
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Dick, it's part of my
mission as an adolescent
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to rebel against
my upbringing.
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If you don't tell me what we
are, then I can't do my job.
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Frankly, I can't work like this.
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All right, if we have to be
part of some group, we will be.
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I'll do some research.
I'll ask around.
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I'll find out what
the best thing to be is.
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By the end of the week, we'll be that.
- What should I be till then?
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Well, we're
carbon-Based life-forms.
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Just tell everyone
we're carbo-Americans.
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Aztec, Toltec,
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Toltec, Inca, Inuit,
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Bedouin, Indian,
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Sikh.
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Aztec, Toltec,
Toltec, Inca, Inuit,
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Bedouin, Indian, Sikh.
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Aztec, Toltec, Toltec,
Inca, Inuit, Bedouin, in..
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what are you doing
at my desk?
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Anthropology,
it's fascinating.
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Such a wealth
of cultures.
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Up until now, I always thought
that what you did was pointless
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and of no interest
to anyone but yourself.
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It's certainly not as fascinating as physics.
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I mean, everybody
loves maths.
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Get away from my desk.
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Nina, what is that thing on your head?
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It's called a "daku".
- I think it's beautiful.
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Thank you.
It's authentic.
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It makes me feel connected to my ancestors.
- Oh.
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So that's the traditional
headdress of ancient secretaries?
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No, of my African
ancestors.
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In case you haven't noticed, I'm black.
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Well, of course
I noticed.
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And, Dr. Albright,
you are?
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Could I be
any whiter?
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What?
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I'm sorry, all you people look alike to me.
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Excuse me?
- What was that?
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Nothing, I just don't see why
people have to divide up
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into these
arbitrary subsets.
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I mean, skin color? Please.
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you may see color,
but I see people.
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Aren't we fortunate to
have someone so enlightened?
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O pious one,
show us the way.
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This verges
on sarcasm.
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You know, my heritage
happens to be very important to me.
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As it should be. I'm Irish,
and I'm very proud of that.
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And you're... what?
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Me? Uh,
I,I,I'm, uh...
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one of those, uh...
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you know, one of
the really good ones.
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You're this big
anthropologist. You tell me. What am I?
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Certifiable.
- Yes, that's what I am....Certifiable.
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Certifiable and
damn proud of it,
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as my father was before me
and his father before him
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and his father
before him.
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Certifiable.
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Of course,
we no longer practice.
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You see, Sally, dancing
is all about attitude.
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Watch Harry.
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See, I got that "hip-hop,
street, don't care about Nothin'
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'cause I'm all of that
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and a side of fries"
kind of attitude.
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Right, whereas
my attitude is more
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got home from teaching physics
and I'm wondering what's for dinner
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but I ain't gonna sweat it '
cause I ain't even from here.
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hey! Ho, ho!
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Hey! Ho, ho!
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Although we dis 'em,
we love this solar system
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I hate this!
- What?
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I can't believe I have to
learn to dance to be with this guy.
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Well, you know, if you
really want Mr. Randell,
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use the skills you're
comfortable with.
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Shoot a tranquilizer dart into his
neck and drag him back to your place.
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Harry, that is not the
behavior of a human female.
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Exactly. I want to
charm him, beguile him.
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I want him to buy me
a pwesent.
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Tommy, how was school?
- Awful.
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I lost my math book, and I couldn't
convince anybody that I was Samoan.
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Well, don't worry.
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The answer to all our
problems is right here in this book.
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It's loaded with every
possible genre of human.
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It's like a catalog.
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You can take your pick,
whatever you want to be.
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So who do you want to join, hmm?
- They're too scrawny.
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Mm-hmm. Them?
- No, ugly flag.
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Nah, too many gods.
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I'm not putting that
on my head.
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Ah-ha! Here we go.
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Canadians.
Yeah, right.
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Now, let's have a look at
Einstein's boundary conditions
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according to the theory
of relativity.
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Einstein, a Jew,
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never could have made
this breakthrough,
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had it not been for the
earlier work of Copernicus, polish,
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or tycho Brahe,
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the unlucky Dane
from Prague.
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Which brings up
another question..
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how many Puerto Ricans do we
have in class? Any Puerto Ricans?
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Leon, what are you?
- You don't have to answer that.
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Dutch.
- I love your tulips and your dikes.
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Oh, thank you.
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However, I turn your people
down because of the silly shoes.
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Okay, no Puerto Ricans?
Any Latinos in general?
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Anyone with
Latino information?
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Dr. Solomon, with all due
respect, I find this offensive.
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Pittman, you won't be left
out. I'll get to the Asians.
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Why are you suddenly so
interested in what everybody is?
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I have to know. It's important.
- No, it's not.
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Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
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Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
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Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
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The only thing that
matters about a person
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is what they
have inside.
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Oh, yeah?
Then how come
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you only date
good-looking guys?
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That's not true.
- You turned him down.
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Shut up!
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Here are your books.
I read each one of them,
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and I'm just as confused
as I ever was.
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You read 15 books
in one night?
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I took a couple
of hours out
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to watch Japanese
golf on cable.
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The problem is, these
books are full of dry facts
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but no value judgments.
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I mean, this is your field.. you tell me.
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Out of all the possible ethnic
groups, which one is the best?
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Oh, no, there's no best.
It's all subjective.
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Which do you find the most interesting?
- There are so many.
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Um... I love the creative
ambition of the Maori people,
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uh, the Polynesian
culture
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with its joyous
embrace of nature,
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uh, the quiet
dignity of..
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what's the sexiest?
- Italians.
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Italians?
- Smoky, swarthy.
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Gotta have 'em.
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Gotta go.
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Italian?
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In napoli
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where love is king
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where a boy
meets a girl
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here's a-what-a
they sing
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when-a Da moon
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hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
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that's Amore
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what are you doing?
- Buona sera, Signorina.
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When-a Da world
seems to shine
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like-a you've had
you too much wine
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that's Amore
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there's a ring
ting-A-ling-a-ling
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ting-a-ling-a-ling
and we sing
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vi...
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Ta Bella
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hearts will play tippy-
tippy-Tay tippy-tippy-Tay
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like a gay...
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tar... antella
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What the hell's going on out there!
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Nothing, Mr. Wagner!
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Would you please get out of here
before somebody calls the cops?
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The cops, they cannot-a thwart my passion!
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I will stand
right here
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till a pack of wild dogs,
they chase-a me away!
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Dogs! Run!
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Usually when a student gets
hurt, we let them go home early.
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Someone from your family
could come pick you up.
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Someone like...
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Sally.
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Why did you say
her name like that?
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All I said was...
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Sally.
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No, thank you. I don't
really need to get picked up.
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Exactly what happened?
- I don't know what I did wrong,
245
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:27,615
but I'm kind of new
at being Korean.
246
00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:41,539
Oops. You left this
in my driveway.
247
00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:44,069
What happened to it?
- I backed over it
248
00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:45,345
five or six times.
249
00:13:47,301 --> 00:13:48,685
It was an accident.
250
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,797
Do you have any idea
251
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,236
how badly you embarrassed me last night?
252
00:13:54,237 --> 00:13:55,583
Do you have any idea
how hard it is
253
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,594
to find a concertina
in Ohio?
254
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,716
What the hell was
going on in your head?
255
00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:04,291
I know what this is. You don't
like Italians as much as you claim.
256
00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:06,707
Wait a minute, since when
don't you like Italians?
257
00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:10,315
Please, we're discussing prejudice
here, something you know nothing about.
258
00:14:13,387 --> 00:14:15,333
I'm black.
- Oh!
259
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:17,294
Right, right.
260
00:14:17,295 --> 00:14:21,312
Nina is... black.
261
00:14:30,696 --> 00:14:32,335
Sally, come out of there.
- Go away!
262
00:14:32,336 --> 00:14:33,461
Then we're coming in!
263
00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:37,341
What's wrong?
You look beautiful.
264
00:14:37,342 --> 00:14:39,970
Sure, you can put on a tight
little dress and look sexy and gorgeous,
265
00:14:39,971 --> 00:14:41,239
but you know
how men are..
266
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,331
all they care about
is how you dance.
267
00:14:43,835 --> 00:14:46,249
What's the matter with you?
- I'm afraid.
268
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,494
Of what?
- I'm afraid I'm going to do something stupid,
269
00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,308
and he won't
like me.
270
00:14:50,309 --> 00:14:52,802
Don't leak. I hate it when you leak.
271
00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:55,497
What's wrong with me?
- I have no idea.
272
00:14:55,498 --> 00:14:58,660
Dick, maybe I'm just
shooting pork in a barrel here,
273
00:14:58,661 --> 00:15:02,008
but isn't that exactly how
you feel about Dr. Albright?
274
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:04,229
Oh, please.
- That is so wrong.
275
00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:08,275
What I have with Dr. Albright...
- Mr. Randell is young...
276
00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:11,004
Come in!
277
00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:12,232
Ow.
278
00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:16,015
Sorry to interrupt, but,
Sally, your date's here.
279
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,409
What am I going to do?
- I'll tell you what you're going to do.
280
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,256
You're going to be great! You know why?
- Why?
281
00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:23,242
Because you're one of us. And
although I don't know what that is yet,
282
00:15:23,243 --> 00:15:26,045
when I find out, that's what you'll be.
- Thank you.
283
00:15:26,046 --> 00:15:27,138
Everybody ready?
- Ready.
284
00:15:27,139 --> 00:15:27,945
Let's go.
285
00:15:28,712 --> 00:15:31,039
Now go out there
and be a girl!
286
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,983
You look incredible.
287
00:15:40,984 --> 00:15:43,952
Come on!
- Thank you.
288
00:15:43,953 --> 00:15:45,852
That's very sweet of you.
289
00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:56,885
Well...
290
00:15:57,616 --> 00:16:00,210
well... so..
- What?
291
00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:03,042
Would you like to..
- Bear your children?
292
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:08,253
No. I was going
to say "dance.
293
00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:10,527
Oh.
294
00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:13,721
Uh, that was really
embarrassing, wasn't it?
295
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,734
No.
296
00:16:15,415 --> 00:16:18,013
No, not at all.
So would you like to?
297
00:16:18,014 --> 00:16:19,051
Bear your children?
298
00:16:21,474 --> 00:16:22,786
Dance?
299
00:16:23,452 --> 00:16:24,883
Oh. Um...
300
00:16:25,382 --> 00:16:28,658
well, see, I don't
really think that that would...Okay.
301
00:16:43,511 --> 00:16:44,902
Ahhhh.
302
00:16:45,186 --> 00:16:47,815
Now, this I can do.
303
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,603
I was kind of afraid
to come here tonight.
304
00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:56,114
Why?
- I just wasn't sure I'd have a good time.
305
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:59,475
Oh. Are you having
a good time?
306
00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:01,691
Oh, yeah.
307
00:17:04,205 --> 00:17:05,871
Can I put my arm
around you?
308
00:17:06,765 --> 00:17:08,393
Yes.
309
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,270
Can I put my head
on your shoulder?
310
00:17:15,446 --> 00:17:16,635
Please.
311
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,345
Can I put my hand
in your pocket?
312
00:17:31,415 --> 00:17:32,749
Do you need change?
313
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:35,397
Desperately.
314
00:17:37,086 --> 00:17:40,451
You're so
wonderful. My whole front is warm.
315
00:17:41,597 --> 00:17:44,357
You mind if I turn around?
- Well, I..
316
00:17:46,311 --> 00:17:47,825
mmm.
317
00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:49,985
Toasty.
318
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,164
I don't want to put you on the
spot, but if we don't kiss soon,
319
00:17:55,165 --> 00:17:56,804
my head's going
to explode.
320
00:17:56,805 --> 00:17:59,639
You know what's good for that?
What? Calcium.
321
00:18:15,192 --> 00:18:16,560
Whoa, this
planet sucks
322
00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:19,425
lord, it makes me
wanna cry
323
00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:24,446
yeah, I said
this planet sucks
324
00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,893
lord, it makes
a poor boy wanna cry
325
00:18:29,472 --> 00:18:31,603
anybody'd know
we was leavin
326
00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:34,489
lord, I might just lay
my head down and die
327
00:18:35,296 --> 00:18:36,676
Tommy, what are
you doing?
328
00:18:36,677 --> 00:18:38,197
Well, I'm black now.
329
00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,951
I'm black,
and I got the blues.
330
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:44,477
You can't be black.
Nina is black.
331
00:18:44,478 --> 00:18:47,312
I get the impression from her they
have strict rules about these things.
332
00:18:47,313 --> 00:18:51,070
I can't even be black ?
- I command you to put that thing down.
333
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,707
High commander
starts bossin'
334
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,373
best believe
you better jump
335
00:18:55,374 --> 00:18:57,355
ooh!
336
00:18:57,356 --> 00:18:59,821
All right, stop it!
337
00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:00,853
Stop it!
338
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,755
Who died and made you
t-Bone walker?
339
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:09,638
Mrs. Dubcek, as long
as you're up here,
340
00:19:09,639 --> 00:19:11,760
what ethnic group
do you come from?
341
00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:14,502
Well, I'm a little Czech, a little Romanian.
342
00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:17,854
I'm your basic Slavic mutt,
like my third husband.
343
00:19:17,855 --> 00:19:20,330
Oh. What were
your first two?
344
00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:25,034
Well, the first was Irish, and
the second was one of your people.
345
00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:32,635
Our people?
- Yeah. Well, you know, Jewish.
346
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:37,061
Jewish! Oooh!
347
00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:42,174
So what tipped
you off?
348
00:19:42,175 --> 00:19:45,588
With your name it's pretty obvious.
- Our name?
349
00:19:45,589 --> 00:19:46,696
Solomon.
350
00:19:46,697 --> 00:19:50,320
Oh, you wonderful,
wonderful woman!
351
00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:51,995
Thank you so much!
352
00:19:53,612 --> 00:19:55,367
I have to go now.
353
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:57,895
This rules.
I'm still a minority.
354
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,664
You know, chicks
dig minorities.
355
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,114
Oh! Who knew that Solomon
was a Jewish name
356
00:20:02,115 --> 00:20:03,852
when we took it off
the side of that truck?
357
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,547
Go figure. We could have
been the wal-marts.
358
00:20:10,423 --> 00:20:12,270
We're Jewish.
359
00:20:13,992 --> 00:20:16,025
I don't know
what to say.
360
00:20:16,777 --> 00:20:18,203
Mazel tov!
361
00:20:22,327 --> 00:20:24,355
I'm sorry,
it just popped out.
362
00:20:26,469 --> 00:20:28,770
Isn't it great
to know who we are?
363
00:20:28,771 --> 00:20:31,040
I finally feel
like I belong
364
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:34,973
to big melting pot
they call earth.
365
00:20:35,562 --> 00:20:37,549
What a magical night.
366
00:20:38,035 --> 00:20:42,163
Everything was perfect.
I was great.
367
00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:45,138
He really liked
my kissing,
368
00:20:46,337 --> 00:20:48,722
except the spitting
and biting.
369
00:20:49,738 --> 00:20:52,503
So you really like him, huh?
- What's not to like?
370
00:20:52,504 --> 00:20:54,840
He's intelligent, kind,
371
00:20:54,841 --> 00:20:56,203
sweet, gentle.
372
00:20:57,143 --> 00:20:58,787
So...
373
00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:01,773
is he Jewish?
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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