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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:31,091 MAN ON TV: (FRENCH ACCENT) Although each of the world's countries 2 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:32,395 would like to dispute this fact, 3 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:33,910 we French know the truth: 4 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:36,246 The best food in the world is made in France. 5 00:00:36,329 --> 00:00:38,414 The best food in France is made in Paris. 6 00:00:38,498 --> 00:00:43,002 And the best food in Paris, some say, is made by Chef Auguste Gusteau. 7 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:45,505 Gusteau's restaurant is the toast of Paris, 8 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,215 booked five months in advance. 9 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:50,051 And his dazzling ascent to the top of fine French cuisine 10 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:52,512 has made his competitors envious. 11 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:55,682 He is the youngest chef ever to achieve a five-star rating. 12 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:58,184 Chef Gusteau's cookbook, Anyone Can Cook! 13 00:00:58,268 --> 00:01:00,395 Climbed to the top of the bestseller list. 14 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:02,814 But not everyone celebrates its success. 15 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:05,567 Amusing title, Anyone Can Cook! 16 00:01:05,817 --> 00:01:09,612 What's even more amusing is that Gusteau actually seems to believe it. 17 00:01:09,696 --> 00:01:12,240 I, on the other hand, take cooking seriously. 18 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:16,119 And, no, I don't think anyone can do it. 19 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:34,762 (GUN FIRING) 20 00:01:37,682 --> 00:01:39,017 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 21 00:01:39,559 --> 00:01:41,269 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 22 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,193 (CLATTERING) 23 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:56,367 REMY: This is me. 24 00:01:56,701 --> 00:02:00,163 I think it's apparent I need to rethink my life a little bit. 25 00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:01,873 What's my problem? 26 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,916 First of all, I'm a rat. 27 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,504 Which means life is hard. 28 00:02:09,714 --> 00:02:14,052 And second, I have a highly developed sense of taste and smell. 29 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,386 (SNIFFING) 30 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:19,807 Flour, eggs, sugar, vanilla bean... 31 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:22,101 Oh! Small twist of lemon. 32 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:25,813 Whoa, you can smell all that? You have a gift. 33 00:02:25,897 --> 00:02:29,359 REMY: This is Emile, my brother. He's easily impressed. 34 00:02:29,442 --> 00:02:33,071 So you can smell ingredients? So what? 35 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:36,240 This is my dad. He's never impressed. 36 00:02:36,616 --> 00:02:39,577 He also happens to be the leader of our clan. 37 00:02:39,786 --> 00:02:43,122 So, what's wrong with having highly developed senses? 38 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:47,377 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't eat that! - What's going on here? 39 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:50,421 Turns out that funny smell was rat poison. 40 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:54,842 Suddenly, Dad didn't think my talent was useless. 41 00:02:54,926 --> 00:02:57,387 I was feeling pretty good about my gift, 42 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,931 until Dad gave me a job. 43 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:01,641 Clean. 44 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:02,975 Clean. 45 00:03:03,101 --> 00:03:04,477 That's right. Poison checker. 46 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,728 Cleanerific. 47 00:03:05,812 --> 00:03:07,313 Cleanerino. 48 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,524 Close to godliness. 49 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:14,737 Which means clean. You know, cleanliness is close to... 50 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:16,698 Never mind. Move on. 51 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,283 Well, it made my dad proud. 52 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:23,996 Now, don't you feel better, Remy? You've helped a noble cause. 53 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,666 Noble? We're thieves, Dad. 54 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:30,378 And what we're stealing is, let's face it, garbage. 55 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,463 It isn't stealing if no one wants it. 56 00:03:32,547 --> 00:03:35,049 If no one wants it, why are we stealing it? 57 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:36,175 (LECTURING) 58 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:38,139 Let's just say we have different points of view. 59 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:40,722 This much I knew: 60 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:44,809 If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff. 61 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:46,394 But to my dad... 62 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:47,645 Food is fuel. 63 00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:51,399 You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is going to die. 64 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,067 Now shut up and eat your garbage. 65 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:54,652 Look, if we're going to be thieves, 66 00:03:54,736 --> 00:03:56,612 why not steal the good stuff in the kitchen, 67 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:58,322 where nothing is poisoned? 68 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:00,992 First of all, we are not thieves. 69 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:03,953 Secondly, stay out of the kitchen and away from the humans. 70 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:05,246 It's dangerous. 71 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,081 REMY: I know I'm supposed to hate humans, 72 00:04:07,165 --> 00:04:09,250 but there's something about them. 73 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:13,713 They don't just survive. They discover, they create. 74 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:16,257 I mean, just look at what they do with food. 75 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:17,842 GUSTEAU ON TV: How can I describe it? 76 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:21,929 Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell. 77 00:04:22,013 --> 00:04:24,474 There is excellence all around you. 78 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:28,144 You need only be aware to stop and savor it. 79 00:04:32,023 --> 00:04:34,233 REMY: Oh, Gusteau was right. 80 00:04:34,484 --> 00:04:37,069 Oh, yeah. 81 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,071 Oh, amazing. 82 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:42,950 Each flavor was totally unique. 83 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:50,208 But combine one flavor with another, 84 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:53,085 and something new was created. 85 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:01,302 So now I had a secret life. 86 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:07,099 (GASPS) 87 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:08,643 (CACKLING) 88 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,729 The only one who knew about it was Emile. 89 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,232 (WHISPERING FIERCELY) Hey, Emile. Emile. 90 00:05:14,524 --> 00:05:16,526 I found a mushroom. 91 00:05:16,609 --> 00:05:19,987 Come on, you're good at hiding food. Help me find a good place to put this. 92 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:23,491 He doesn't understand me, but I can be myself around him. 93 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:25,326 Why are you walking like that? 94 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:28,412 I don't want to constantly have to wash my paws. 95 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,581 Did you ever think about how we walk on the same paws 96 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:31,874 that we handle food with? 97 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:34,043 You ever think about what we put into our mouths? 98 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,211 All the time. 99 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:37,880 When I eat, I don't want to taste everywhere my paws have been. 100 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:39,131 Well, go ahead. 101 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:41,843 But if Dad sees you walking like that, he's not going to like it. 102 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:42,969 (SNIFFING) 103 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:44,929 What have you got there? 104 00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:46,264 (EXCLAIMING) 105 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:47,557 (CHUCKUNG) 106 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,392 You found cheese? 107 00:05:49,851 --> 00:05:54,230 And not just any cheese. Tomme de chevre de pays! 108 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,899 That would go beautifully with my mushroom. 109 00:05:56,983 --> 00:05:57,984 And... 110 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,111 (STUTTERING) 111 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:03,406 This rosemary! This rosemary 112 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:07,201 with maybe with a few drops from this sweet grass. 113 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:10,663 Well, throw it on the pile, I guess, and then we'll... You know... 114 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:15,167 We don't want to throw this in with the garbage. This is special. 115 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:16,891 But we're supposed to return to the colony 116 00:06:16,961 --> 00:06:18,605 before sundown or, you know, Dad's gonna... 117 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:19,714 Emile! 118 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,716 There are possibilities unexplored here. 119 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,301 We got to cook this. 120 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:27,889 Now, exactly how we cook this is the real... 121 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:29,974 Yeah. 122 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:33,060 The key is to keep turning it. 123 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:36,564 Get the smoky flavor nice and even. 124 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:37,732 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 125 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:40,026 That storm's getting closer. 126 00:06:40,318 --> 00:06:45,031 Hey, Remy, you think that maybe we shouldn't be so... 127 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:47,658 (BOTH SCREAMING) 128 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:52,830 (MOANING) 129 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:55,583 (MUNCHING) 130 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:58,336 You got to taste this! 131 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:02,757 This is... It's got this kind of... It's burny, melty... 132 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,718 It's not really a smoky taste. It's a certain... It's kind of like a... 133 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:06,844 (EXCLAIMING) 134 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:10,848 It's got, like, this "ba-boom, zap" kind of taste. Don't you think? 135 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:14,185 - What would you call that flavor? - (HESITANTLY) Lightning-y? 136 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:18,898 Yeah. It's lightning-y! We got to do that again. 137 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,651 Okay, when the next storm comes, we'll go up on the roof... 138 00:07:21,734 --> 00:07:25,196 I know what this needs. Saffron. A little saffron would make this. 139 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,823 Saffron. Why do I get the feeling 140 00:07:27,907 --> 00:07:29,867 - it's in the kitchen? - It's in the kitchen. 141 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:31,410 (SNORING) 142 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,747 (BOTTLES CLINKING) 143 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,918 - REMY: Saffron. - Not good. 144 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,461 Saffron. 145 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:44,465 Don't like it. She's going to wake up. 146 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:45,988 I've been down here a million times. 147 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:49,261 She turns on the cooking channel, boom, she never wakes up. 148 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,347 You've been here a million times? 149 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:55,184 I'm telling you, saffron will be just the thing. Gusteau swears by it. 150 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:57,019 Okay. Who's Gusteau? 151 00:07:57,436 --> 00:08:00,439 Just the greatest chef in the world. Wrote this cookbook. 152 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:03,401 (STAMMERING) Wait. You read? 153 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:08,322 - Well, not excessively. - Oh, man. Does Dad know? 154 00:08:08,406 --> 00:08:12,994 (SCOFFS) You could fill a book, a lot of books, with things Dad doesn't know. 155 00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:17,248 And they have, which is why I read. Which is also our secret. 156 00:08:17,415 --> 00:08:18,833 I don't like secrets. 157 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:22,753 (STUTTERING) All this cooking and reading and TV-watching 158 00:08:22,837 --> 00:08:25,172 while we read and cook. 159 00:08:25,256 --> 00:08:28,342 It's like you're involving me in crime, and I let you. 160 00:08:28,426 --> 00:08:29,885 Why do I let you? 161 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,600 What's taking those kids so long? 162 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:40,730 L'Aquila saffron. Italian. Huh? 163 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:44,525 Gusteau says it's excellent. Good thing the old lady is a food love... 164 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:47,319 GUSTEAU ON TV: Forget mystique. This is about your cooking. 165 00:08:47,403 --> 00:08:49,905 Hey! That's Gusteau. Emile, look. 166 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,533 Great cooking is not for the faint of heart. 167 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:55,244 You must be imaginative, strong hearted. 168 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,413 You must try things that may not work. 169 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,623 And you must not let anyone define your limits 170 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,876 because of where you come from. 171 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,211 Your only limit is your soul. 172 00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:11,302 What I say is true. Anyone can cook. But only the fearless can be great. 173 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:13,387 Pure poetry. 174 00:09:13,471 --> 00:09:15,514 REPORTER: But it was not to last. 175 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:18,809 Gusteau's restaurant lost one of its five stars 176 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:23,481 after a scathing review by France's top food critic, Anton Ego. 177 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:26,233 It was a severe blow to Gusteau, 178 00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:29,361 and the brokenhearted chef died shortly aftrwards, 179 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:33,616 which, according to tradition, meant the loss of another star. 180 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:36,202 Gusteau is dead? 181 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,246 (GASPS) 182 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:41,916 (EXCLAIMING) 183 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,090 (SIGHS) 184 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,634 Run! 185 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:56,305 No, you'll lead her to the colony! 186 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,983 (GASPS) 187 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:09,985 (CLICKING) 188 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,655 (GASPS) 189 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:18,244 - Help, Remy, help! - Emile! Start swinging the light! 190 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:19,620 (SQUEAKING) 191 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:21,997 Try to grab you. 192 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,334 (GRUMBLING) 193 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,294 Emile, swing to me. 194 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:29,797 (GRUNTING) 195 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:34,468 (CHUCKUNG) 196 00:10:34,552 --> 00:10:35,553 (EXCLAIMS) 197 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,689 (SIGHS) 198 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:49,733 (CRACKING) 199 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,611 (CREAKING) 200 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:58,659 (RATS SQUEAKING) 201 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:00,911 (SCREAMING) 202 00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:04,456 Evacuate! Everyone, to the boats. 203 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:05,958 (ALL CLAMORING) 204 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,046 - RAT: Let me through! - The book. 205 00:11:12,298 --> 00:11:14,550 Excuse me. Move, move. 206 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,598 (AIR HISSING) 207 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,897 (WHIMPERING) 208 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,902 Go, go, go, go. Move, move, move. 209 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,739 Get the bridge up! Move it, move it! 210 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:38,866 FEMALE RAT: Hey, Johnny! Hurry! 211 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,576 Push off. Come on. 212 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:42,745 Get hold! 213 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,455 (GRUNTING) 214 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,376 - Take the baby. Here! - Give me your paw. 215 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,004 Hey, wait for me! 216 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,256 (THUNDER CRACKING) 217 00:11:56,926 --> 00:11:59,053 ls everybody here? Do we have everybody? 218 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,764 - Wait a minute. Where's Remy? - Right here. I'm coming. 219 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,641 I'm coming! 220 00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:07,519 Hold on, Son. Give him something to grab on to. 221 00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:09,688 Come on, boy. Paddle, Son. 222 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:10,981 Come on. Reach for it. 223 00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:13,859 You can do it. 224 00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:15,236 (GUNSHOT) 225 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,531 - Remy! - Dad! 226 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,368 Come on. You can make it. You can make it. 227 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:23,744 (GUNSHOT) 228 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,290 (GRUNTS) 229 00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:30,334 Guys, wait. Stop! 230 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,503 Remy. Come on. Paddle. 231 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:36,257 Hold on! Wait for me. Hold on. 232 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,883 (RATS SCREAMING) 233 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,135 Dad? 234 00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:44,265 Dad? 235 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,610 Which way? 236 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,740 (WATER ROARING) 237 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,200 (GASPING) 238 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,168 (GASPING) 239 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:43,073 (WATER DRIPPING) 240 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,537 REMY.' I waited 241 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,458 for a sound, 242 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,378 a voice, 243 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,132 a sign, 244 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,969 something. 245 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,774 (STOMACH GROWLING) 246 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,943 (SIGHS) 247 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:26,575 If you are hungry, go up and look around, Remy. 248 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,913 Why do you wait and mope? 249 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:35,626 Well, I've just lost my family, all my friends, 250 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,253 probably forever. 251 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,423 - How do you know? - Well, I... 252 00:14:42,091 --> 00:14:45,844 You are an illustration. Why am I talking to you? 253 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:50,724 Well, you just lost your family, all your friends. You are lonely. 254 00:14:50,808 --> 00:14:53,018 Yeah. Well, you're dead. 255 00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:56,480 Ah, but that is no match for wishful thinking. 256 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,315 If you focus on what you've left behind, 257 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,776 you'll never be able to see what lies ahead. 258 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,112 Now go up and look around. 259 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:18,585 (SNIFFING) 260 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:22,798 (SNIFFING) 261 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,761 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 262 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,852 (EXCLAIMING) 263 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,020 (CHUCKUNG) 264 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,107 (CORK POPPING) 265 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,400 WOMAN: Champagne! 266 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,693 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 267 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,902 What are you doing? 268 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:44,987 (SIGHING) 269 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,238 I'm hungry- 270 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:47,823 I don't know where I am, 271 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,616 and I don't know when I'll find food again. 272 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:53,328 Remy, you are better than that. You are a cook. 273 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:58,459 A cook makes. A thief takes. You are not a thief. 274 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,752 But I am hungry. 275 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,379 (CHUCKLES) 276 00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,131 Food will come, Remy. 277 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:08,844 Food always comes to those who love to cook. 278 00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:23,192 - You think I am playing? - You don't have the guts. 279 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,318 (GUNSHOT) 280 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,028 (WOMAN EXCLAIMING) 281 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:39,708 (BARKING) 282 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:11,740 Paris? 283 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:15,869 (CHUCKLING) All this time I've been underneath Paris? 284 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,164 Wow. 285 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,585 It's beautiful. 286 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,381 The most beautiful. 287 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,300 Gusteau's? Your restaurant? 288 00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,844 You've led me to your restaurant. 289 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:39,101 It seems as though I have. Yes. There it is. I have led you to it. 290 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,602 I got to see this. 291 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,872 HORST: Ready to go on table seven. COLETTE: Coming around. 292 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,666 LALO: One order of steamed pike up. MAN: Coming up. 293 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:46,441 LAROUSSE: I need more soup bowls, please. 294 00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:49,152 COLETTE: I need two rack of lamb. I need more leeks. 295 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,531 I need two salmon, three salade composée, and three fillet. 296 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,574 LAROUSSE: Three orders of salade composée working. 297 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,326 Firing two orders, seared salmon. 298 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,954 Three fillet working. I need plates. 299 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,707 HORST: Fire seven. MAN: Three salade composée up. 300 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,750 COLETTE: Don't mess with my mise! 301 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,043 LAROUSSE: Open down low. 302 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,130 MAN: I'm getting buried here. 303 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,966 Hello, Chef Skinner. How your night be now? 304 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,093 HORST: Bonjour, chef. LAROUSSE: Hello, Chef Skinner. 305 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,721 - Evening, chef. - WAITER: Ordering deux fillet. 306 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,681 Hey, boss, look who is here. 307 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,183 Alfredo Linguini, Renata's little boy. 308 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,893 - Hi. - All grown up, eh? 309 00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:24,563 You remember Renata, Gusteau's old flame? 310 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,731 (CHUCKUNG) 311 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,984 - Yes. How are you... - Linguini. 312 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:33,280 Yes, Linguini. So nice of you to visit. How is... 313 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,240 - My mother? - Renata. 314 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:38,160 - Yes, Renata. How is she? - Good. 315 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:41,872 Well, not... She's been better. I mean... 316 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,248 She died. 317 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,000 Oh. 318 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,543 I'm sorry. 319 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:50,255 Oh, don't be. She believed in heaven, so she's covered. 320 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:52,883 You know, afterlife-wise? 321 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,015 (TITTERS) 322 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:04,811 - What's this? - She left it for you. 323 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:08,357 I think she hoped it would help me, 324 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,859 you know, get a job here. 325 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,612 But of course. Gusteau wouldn't hesitate. 326 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,839 Any son of Renata's is more than... 327 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:18,533 Yes, well, we could file this and if something suitable opens up... 328 00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:19,701 We have already hired him. 329 00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:23,538 What? How dare you hire someone without my... 330 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,374 We needed a garbage boy. 331 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,502 Oh, garbage. Well... 332 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,379 I'm glad it worked out. 333 00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:34,883 Uh... 334 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,095 (EXCLAIMS) 335 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,556 I can't believe it. 336 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:45,018 A real gourmet kitchen, and I get to watch. 337 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,355 You've read my book. Let us see how much you know, huh? 338 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,107 Which one is the chef? 339 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,067 Oh! Uh... 340 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,903 - Oh, that guy. - Very good. 341 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,613 Who is next in command? 342 00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:59,533 The sous chef. There. 343 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:03,745 The sous is responsible for the kitchen when the chef's not around. 344 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:07,374 Saucier, in charge of sauces. Very important. 345 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:11,670 Chef de partie, demi chef de partie, both important. 346 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,589 Commie, commie, they're cooks. Very important. 347 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,884 You are a clever rat. Now, who is that? 348 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:20,679 Oh, him? He's nobody. 349 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,848 Not nobody. He is part of the kitchen. 350 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,850 No, he's a plongeur or something. 351 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,436 He washes dishes or takes out the garbage. He doesn't cook. 352 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,772 - But he could. - (SNICKERING) Uh, no. 353 00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,108 How do you know? What do I always say? 354 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,860 Anyone can cook. 355 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:38,864 Well, yeah, anyone can. That doesn't mean that anyone should. 356 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:42,576 (CHUCKLING) Well, that is not stopping him. See? 357 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:47,956 What is he doing? No. No! No, this is terrible! 358 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,666 (STUTTERING) 359 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,420 He's ruining the soup. And nobody's noticing? 360 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,505 It's your restaurant. Do something. 361 00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:58,759 What can I do? I am a figment of your imagination. 362 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,803 But he's ruining the soup! We got to tell someone that he's... 363 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,060 (GASPING) 364 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,980 COLETTE: Table five coming up, right now. 365 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,778 (GASPS) 366 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,156 LALO: Coming down the line. COLETTE: Set. 367 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:23,992 (EXCLAIMS) 368 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,334 COLETTE: Hot! Open oven! 369 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,003 (PANTING) 370 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,343 (EXCLAIMS) 371 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,603 HORST: Coming around. 372 00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:08,787 (EXCLAIMS) 373 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,627 COLETTE: Oui, chef. One fillet mignon, three lamb, two duck. 374 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,692 HORST: Fire those soufflés for table six, ja. 375 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:40,819 - COLETTE: Five minutes, chef. - Oh, God. 376 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:48,577 Tonight, I'd like to present the foie gras. 377 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,161 It has a wonderful finish. 378 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,580 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 379 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,511 (GROANS) 380 00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:12,017 HORST: Ready to go on table seven. Come on! Let's go! 381 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,226 WAITER: Oui, Chef. 382 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,524 (VOMITING) 383 00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:27,157 (SNIFFING) 384 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:42,464 (GRUNTING INDECISIVELY) 385 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,260 (BUBBLING GENTLY) 386 00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:56,853 Remy! What are you waiting for? 387 00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:58,831 Is this going to become a regular thing with you? 388 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:01,566 You know how to fix it. This is your chance. 389 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:05,070 (BELL DINGS) 390 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,451 (GASPS) 391 00:24:56,371 --> 00:25:00,875 The soup! Where is the soup? Out of my way. 392 00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,545 Move it, garbage boy! 393 00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:06,840 You are cooking? 394 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:10,468 How dare you cook in my kitchen? 395 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,637 Where do you get the gall 396 00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:16,349 to even attempt something so monumentally idiotic? 397 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:18,476 I should have you drawn and quartered! 398 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,646 I'll do it. I think the law is on my side. 399 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:22,731 (PLEADING) 400 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,315 Larousse, draw and quarter this man 401 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:29,571 after you put him in the duck press to squeeze the fat out of his head. 402 00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:32,824 - What are you blathering about? - (STUTTERING) The soup! 403 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:36,411 Soup? 404 00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,747 Stop that soup! 405 00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:42,667 No! 406 00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:44,544 (PIANO PLAYING SOFTLY) 407 00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,183 Waiter. 408 00:25:58,308 --> 00:25:59,684 (EXCLAIMS) 409 00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,103 Linguini! 410 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,772 You're fired! 411 00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:06,900 F-I-R-E-D! Fired! 412 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:09,319 She wants to see the chef. 413 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:11,529 (STUTTERING) But he... 414 00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,282 (CLEARING THROAT) 415 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:30,757 - What did the customer say? - It was not a customer. It was a critic. 416 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,051 - Ego? - Solene LeClaire. 417 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:37,222 - LeClaire? What did she say? - She likes the soup. 418 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,015 - Wait. - What do you mean, "Wait"? 419 00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:40,725 You're the reason I'm in this mess. 420 00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:42,569 (SHUSHING) Someone is asking about your soup. 421 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,906 What are you playing at? 422 00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:56,449 (STAMMERING) 423 00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:58,576 Am I still fired? 424 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,829 - COLETTE: You can't fire him. - What? 425 00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:04,249 LeClaire likes it, yeah? She made a point of telling you so. 426 00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:05,684 If she write a review to that effect 427 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,710 and find out you fired the cook responsible... 428 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:10,964 - (SCOFFS) He's a garbage boy. - Who made something she liked. 429 00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:13,341 How can we claim to represent the name of Gusteau 430 00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:15,593 if we don't uphold his most cherished belief? 431 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:18,596 And what belief is that, Mademoiselle Tatou? 432 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,681 Anyone can cook. 433 00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:30,275 Perhaps I have been a bit harsh on our new garbage boy. 434 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,944 He has taken a bold risk 435 00:27:33,027 --> 00:27:37,448 and we should reward that, as Chef Gusteau would have. 436 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:40,785 If he wishes to swim in dangerous waters, 437 00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:42,412 who are we to deny him? 438 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:43,538 (CLEARING THROAT) 439 00:27:43,621 --> 00:27:45,874 - You were escaping? - Oh, yeah. 440 00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:50,128 Since you have expressed such an interest in his cooking career, 441 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:51,629 you shall be responsible for it. 442 00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:52,881 (TITTERING) 443 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:55,175 Anyone else? 444 00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:59,053 Then back to work. 445 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:03,266 You are either very lucky or very unlucky. 446 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:08,897 You will make the soup again, and this time, I'll be paying attention. 447 00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:11,900 Very close attention. 448 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:16,654 They think you might be a cook. But you know what I think, Linguini? 449 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:20,241 I think you are a sneaky, overreaching little... 450 00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:21,409 (GASPS) 451 00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:22,744 Rat! 452 00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:24,329 (EXCLAIMING) 453 00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:26,706 - Rat! - HORST: Get the rat. 454 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:28,958 Linguini. Get something to trap it. 455 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,962 HORST: It's getting away. Get it, get it, get it. 456 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,213 - What should I do now? - Kill it. 457 00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:35,882 - Now? - No, not in the kitchen. Are you mad? 458 00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:37,550 Do you know what would happen to us 459 00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:40,136 if anyone knew we had a rat in our kitchen? 460 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,846 They'd close us down. 461 00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:44,349 Our reputation is hanging by a thread as it is. 462 00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:48,603 Take it away from here. Far away. Kill it. Dispose of it. Go! 463 00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,897 (EXCLAIMING) 464 00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:17,966 (REMY PANTING) 465 00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:29,102 Don't look at me like that! You aren't the only one who's trapped. 466 00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,354 They expect me to cook it again! 467 00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:34,357 I mean, I'm not ambitious. I wasn't trying to cook. 468 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,567 I was just trying to stay out of trouble. 469 00:29:36,651 --> 00:29:39,737 You're the one who was getting fancy with the spices! 470 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:44,742 What did you throw in there? Oregano? No? What? Rosemary? 471 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:47,495 That's a spice, isn't it? Rosemary? 472 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:50,498 You didn't throw rosemary in there? 473 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:54,919 Then what was all the flipping and all the throwing the... 474 00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:57,505 (SIGHING) 475 00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:02,343 I need this job. I've lost so many. 476 00:30:02,677 --> 00:30:06,806 I don't know how to cook, and now I'm actually talking to a rat as if you... 477 00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:07,932 (GASPS) 478 00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:09,267 Did you nod? 479 00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:11,519 Have you been nodding? 480 00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:14,731 You understand me? 481 00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:16,941 So I'm not crazy! 482 00:30:18,109 --> 00:30:20,194 Wait a second, wait a second. 483 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:23,990 I can't cook, can I? 484 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,744 But you... 485 00:30:28,369 --> 00:30:31,205 You can, right? 486 00:30:32,415 --> 00:30:34,917 Look, don't be so modest. You're a rat, for Pete's sake. 487 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:37,420 Whatever you did, they liked it. 488 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:40,590 Yeah. This could work. 489 00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:42,633 Hey, they liked the soup! 490 00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:44,052 (SCREAMING) 491 00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:51,225 They liked the soup. Do you think you could do it again? 492 00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:57,273 Okay, I'm going to let you out now. 493 00:30:58,066 --> 00:31:01,235 But we're together on this. Right? 494 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:04,447 Okay. 495 00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:22,590 (CHUCKUNG) 496 00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,519 (SIGHS) 497 00:31:40,358 --> 00:31:43,653 (SOFT PATTERING APPROACHING) 498 00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:03,423 (GRUNTING) 499 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:09,470 (EXCLAIMING) 500 00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:16,644 So this is it. 501 00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:21,065 I mean, it's not much, but it's, you know... 502 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:24,485 Not much. 503 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:28,239 It could be worse. 504 00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:30,741 There's heat and light and a couch with a TV. 505 00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:33,286 So, you know, what's mine is yours. 506 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:35,705 Are you... 507 00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:38,082 Is this a dream? 508 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,501 The best kind of dream. 509 00:32:40,835 --> 00:32:42,044 One we can share. 510 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:43,171 (SNORING) 511 00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:44,881 But why here? 512 00:32:45,381 --> 00:32:46,966 Why now? 513 00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,635 Why not here? 514 00:32:49,844 --> 00:32:51,637 Why not now? 515 00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:56,476 What better place to dream than in Paris? 516 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:11,782 Morning, Little Chef. Rise and... 517 00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:13,201 (GASPS) 518 00:33:13,284 --> 00:33:14,535 Oh, no. 519 00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:17,788 Idiot! I knew this would happen! 520 00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:20,708 I let a rat into my place and tell him what's mine is his! 521 00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:21,959 Eggs, gone! 522 00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:25,463 Stupid! He's stolen food and hit the road! What did I expect? 523 00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:28,049 That's what I get for trusting a... 524 00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:30,593 (STUTTERING) 525 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:32,512 Hi. Is that for me? 526 00:33:41,145 --> 00:33:42,396 Mmm! 527 00:33:42,563 --> 00:33:45,233 That's good. What did you put in this? 528 00:33:47,235 --> 00:33:48,778 Where'd you get that? 529 00:33:51,948 --> 00:33:56,702 Look, it's delicious. But don't steal. I'll buy some spices, okay? 530 00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:03,334 Oh, no. We're going to be late. And on the first day! 531 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:04,737 (MOUTH FULL) Come on, Little Chef! 532 00:34:04,919 --> 00:34:06,712 "Though I, like many other critic, 533 00:34:06,796 --> 00:34:10,174 "had written off Gusteau as irrelevant since the great chef's death, 534 00:34:10,258 --> 00:34:14,845 "the soup was a revelation. A spicy yet subtle taste experience." 535 00:34:14,929 --> 00:34:16,931 - Solene LeClaire? - Yes! 536 00:34:17,348 --> 00:34:21,519 "Against all odds, Gusteau's has recaptured our attention. 537 00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:24,480 "Only time will tell if they deserve it." 538 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:26,816 (SIGHS) 539 00:34:27,275 --> 00:34:28,651 Well... 540 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:37,785 You know. 541 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:44,959 Look, I know it's stupid and weird, but neither of us can do this alone, 542 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:48,546 so we got to do it together, right? You with me? 543 00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:52,300 So let's do this thing! 544 00:34:55,303 --> 00:34:56,596 I... 545 00:34:59,307 --> 00:35:00,600 (GROANING) 546 00:35:00,683 --> 00:35:03,311 (STAMMERING) 547 00:35:03,394 --> 00:35:05,062 (PANTING) 548 00:35:06,856 --> 00:35:07,898 (GASPS) 549 00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:13,446 Welcome to hell. Now, recreate the soup. 550 00:35:13,654 --> 00:35:17,450 Take as much time as you need. All week if you must. 551 00:35:17,992 --> 00:35:19,327 Soup. 552 00:35:31,005 --> 00:35:32,048 (EXCLAIMS) 553 00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:33,131 You little... 554 00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:34,175 (STRIKING) 555 00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:35,384 Ow! 556 00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:37,928 (STRIKING) 557 00:35:38,012 --> 00:35:39,013 (EXCLAIMS) 558 00:35:40,264 --> 00:35:41,599 (LAUGHING) 559 00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:42,767 (EXCLAIMS) 560 00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:43,851 (YELPS) 561 00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:44,935 (LAUGHING) 562 00:35:45,019 --> 00:35:46,312 You son of a... 563 00:35:47,063 --> 00:35:48,564 (SHIVERS) 564 00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:54,070 (EXCLAIMS) 565 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,988 You got... 566 00:35:56,572 --> 00:35:57,865 (WHIMPERING) 567 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,873 (SCREAMING) 568 00:36:06,457 --> 00:36:08,209 (EXCLAIMS) 569 00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:11,420 (SHRIEKS) 570 00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:13,422 This is not going to work, Little Chef! 571 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:16,092 I'm going to lose it if we do this anymore. 572 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:18,636 We've got to figure out something else. 573 00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:20,971 Something that doesn't involve any biting, or nipping, 574 00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:23,766 or running up and down my body with your little rat feet. 575 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:26,560 The biting! No! Scampering! No! 576 00:36:26,644 --> 00:36:29,897 No scampering or scurrying. Understand, Little Chef? 577 00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:32,316 Little Chef? 578 00:36:34,485 --> 00:36:36,195 Oh, you're hungry. 579 00:36:43,494 --> 00:36:45,913 Okay. So let's think this out. 580 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:50,584 You know how to cook, and I know how to appear 581 00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:52,420 human. 582 00:36:52,503 --> 00:36:55,381 We need to work out a system so that I do what you want 583 00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:58,509 in a way that doesn't look like I'm being controlled by a tiny rat chef. 584 00:36:58,592 --> 00:37:00,779 Would you listen to me? I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! 585 00:37:00,803 --> 00:37:03,848 In a refrigerator talking to a rat about cooking in a gourmet restaurant. 586 00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:05,808 - I will never pull this off! - Linguini? 587 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:06,891 We gotta communicate. 588 00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:11,230 I can't be constantly checking for a yes or no head shake from a... 589 00:37:13,107 --> 00:37:14,984 The rat! I saw it! 590 00:37:15,151 --> 00:37:18,279 - A rat? - Yes, a rat. Right next to you. 591 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,116 What are you doing in here? 592 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:27,204 I'm just familiarizing myself with, you know, the vegetables and such. 593 00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:28,664 Get out. 594 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:33,711 One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know! 595 00:37:34,462 --> 00:37:37,465 That was close. Are you okay up there? 596 00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:40,176 (EXCLAIMING) 597 00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:44,388 (GUFFAWING) 598 00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:51,353 How did you do that? 599 00:38:05,493 --> 00:38:07,870 That's strangely involuntary! 600 00:38:09,872 --> 00:38:13,959 REMY: One look and I knew we had the same crazy idea. 601 00:38:14,877 --> 00:38:16,462 Okay. 602 00:38:18,672 --> 00:38:19,757 Huh? 603 00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:26,347 (GROANING) 604 00:38:27,014 --> 00:38:29,850 Where are you taking me? Wait. 605 00:38:30,184 --> 00:38:31,685 (CLATTERING) 606 00:38:34,313 --> 00:38:35,606 (EXCLAIMS) 607 00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,402 (CHUCKLING) Wait. I'm sorry. 608 00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:43,113 (EXCLAIMING) 609 00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:46,200 Okay. 610 00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:48,369 Mmm-hmm... 611 00:38:52,706 --> 00:38:54,083 (GROANS) 612 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:57,211 Okay. 613 00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:18,691 (GLASS SHATTERING) 614 00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,902 (TIRES SCREECHING) 615 00:39:21,986 --> 00:39:23,279 (CRASHING) 616 00:39:30,661 --> 00:39:33,205 (BLABBERING) 617 00:39:33,289 --> 00:39:35,082 (EXCLAIMING) 618 00:39:53,142 --> 00:39:54,560 (EXCLAIMS) 619 00:39:57,021 --> 00:39:58,355 (TOASTING IN FRENCH) 620 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:04,069 (GURGLING) 621 00:40:04,153 --> 00:40:05,613 (CHUCKLING) All right. 622 00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:33,724 That should do it. 623 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:37,436 Mmm. 624 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:42,566 Congratulations. You were able to repeat your accidental success. 625 00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:47,363 But you'll need to know more than soup if you are to survive in my kitchen, boy. 626 00:40:47,446 --> 00:40:51,992 Colette will be responsible for teaching you how we do things here. 627 00:40:53,035 --> 00:40:55,412 Listen, I just want you to know 628 00:40:55,496 --> 00:40:58,374 how honored I am to be studying under such... 629 00:40:58,457 --> 00:41:01,835 No! You listen. I just want you to know exactly who you are dealing with. 630 00:41:01,919 --> 00:41:03,396 How many women do you see in this kitchen? 631 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:04,797 (TITTERING) Well, I... 632 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,299 - Only me. Why do you think that is? - Well, I... 633 00:41:07,383 --> 00:41:09,593 Because haute cuisine is an antiquated hierarchy 634 00:41:09,677 --> 00:41:12,346 built upon rules written by stupid old men. 635 00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:15,933 Rules designed to make it impossible for women to enter this world. 636 00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:18,268 But still I'm here. How did this happen? 637 00:41:18,352 --> 00:41:20,980 (TITTERING) Because, well, because you... 638 00:41:21,063 --> 00:41:23,232 Because I am the toughest cook in this kitchen. 639 00:41:23,315 --> 00:41:25,043 I've worked too hard for too long to get here 640 00:41:25,067 --> 00:41:28,028 and I am not going to jeopardize it for some garbage boy who got lucky. 641 00:41:28,112 --> 00:41:29,363 Got it? 642 00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:31,365 (EXCLAIMS) 643 00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:32,950 (LAUGHING) 644 00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:34,034 Wow! 645 00:41:34,827 --> 00:41:38,956 (INDIAN ACCENT) Easy to cook. Easy to eat. Gusteau makes Chinese food 646 00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:41,291 Chine-easy. 647 00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:42,418 (LAUGHING) 648 00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:46,797 - Excellent work, Francois, as usual. - It's good, isn't it? 649 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:51,135 I want you to work up something for my latest frozen food concept. 650 00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,470 Gusteau's Corn Puppies. 651 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:58,142 They're like corn dogs, only smaller. Bite size. 652 00:41:58,225 --> 00:41:59,435 What are corn dogs? 653 00:41:59,518 --> 00:42:03,981 Cheap sausages dipped in batter and deep fried. You know, American. 654 00:42:04,231 --> 00:42:05,399 Whip something up. 655 00:42:05,482 --> 00:42:09,069 Maybe Gusteau in overalls and Huckleberry Tom hat. 656 00:42:09,862 --> 00:42:12,322 Or as a big ear of corn in doggie make-up. 657 00:42:12,406 --> 00:42:16,577 (HESITANTLY) Yes. But, please, with dignity. 658 00:42:28,964 --> 00:42:30,507 (CLEARING THROAT) 659 00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:44,188 Get my lawyer! 660 00:42:45,064 --> 00:42:47,191 Well, the will stipulates 661 00:42:47,274 --> 00:42:51,028 that if after a period of two years from the date of death 662 00:42:51,111 --> 00:42:52,446 no heir appears, 663 00:42:52,529 --> 00:42:56,867 Gusteau's business interests will pass to his sous chef. You. 664 00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:58,952 I know what the will stipulates. 665 00:42:59,036 --> 00:43:04,333 What I want to know is if this letter... If this boy changes anything! 666 00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:10,506 There's not much resemblance. 667 00:43:10,589 --> 00:43:14,134 There's no resemblance at all. He is not Gusteau's son. 668 00:43:14,218 --> 00:43:17,387 Gusteau had no children, and what of the timing of all this? 669 00:43:17,471 --> 00:43:20,808 The deadline in the will expires in less than a month! 670 00:43:20,933 --> 00:43:23,060 Suddenly, some boy arrives with a letter 671 00:43:23,143 --> 00:43:28,107 from his recently deceased mother claiming Gusteau is his father? 672 00:43:28,190 --> 00:43:29,691 Highly suspect! 673 00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:31,652 - This is Gusteau's? - Yes, yes, yes. 674 00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:33,362 - May 1? - Of course. 675 00:43:33,445 --> 00:43:34,905 But the boy does not know. 676 00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:39,368 She claims she never told him, or Gusteau, and asks that I not tell. 677 00:43:39,451 --> 00:43:43,455 - Why you? What does she want? - A job for the boy. 678 00:43:43,539 --> 00:43:46,458 - Only a job? - Well, yes. 679 00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:49,086 Then what are you worried about? If he works here, 680 00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:52,131 you'll be able to keep an eye on him while I do a little digging. 681 00:43:52,214 --> 00:43:54,091 Find out how much of this is real. 682 00:43:54,174 --> 00:43:56,760 I will need you to collect some DNA samples 683 00:43:56,844 --> 00:43:58,595 from the boy. Hair, maybe. 684 00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:02,975 Mark my words. The whole thing is highly suspect. 685 00:44:03,725 --> 00:44:05,936 He knows something. 686 00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:10,190 Relax, he's a garbage boy. I think you can handle him. 687 00:44:16,530 --> 00:44:17,656 What are you doing? 688 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,801 (STAMMERING) I'm cutting vegetables. I'm cutting vegetables? 689 00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:21,577 No! You waste energy and time! 690 00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:24,663 You think cooking is a cute job, like Mommy in the kitchen? 691 00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:25,956 Well, Mommy never had to face 692 00:44:26,039 --> 00:44:27,684 the dinner rush when the orders come flooding in, 693 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,185 and every dish is different and none are simple, 694 00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:30,687 and all of the different cooking times, 695 00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:31,980 but must arrive on the customer's table 696 00:44:32,004 --> 00:44:34,131 at exactly the same time, hot and perfect! 697 00:44:34,214 --> 00:44:36,884 Every second counts, and you cannot be Mommy! 698 00:44:39,511 --> 00:44:42,639 What is this? Keep your station clear! 699 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:44,474 When the meal rush comes, what will happen? 700 00:44:44,558 --> 00:44:46,143 Messy stations slow things down. 701 00:44:46,226 --> 00:44:48,520 Food doesn't go, orders pile up. Disaster. 702 00:44:48,604 --> 00:44:50,314 I'll make this easy to remember. 703 00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:53,942 Keep your station clear, or I will kill you! 704 00:44:55,986 --> 00:44:58,339 (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) Your sleeves look like you threw up on them. 705 00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:01,074 Keep your hands and arms in, close to the body. Like this. See? 706 00:45:01,158 --> 00:45:02,385 Always return to this position. 707 00:45:02,409 --> 00:45:05,996 Cooks move fast. Sharp utensils, hot metal, keep your arms in. 708 00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:08,999 You will minimize cuts and burns and keep your sleeves clean. 709 00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:11,710 Mark of a chef: Messy apron, clean sleeves. 710 00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:13,545 I know the Gusteau style cold. 711 00:45:13,629 --> 00:45:16,965 In every dish, Chef Gusteau always has something unexpected. 712 00:45:17,049 --> 00:45:19,968 I will show you. I memorize all his recipe. 713 00:45:20,052 --> 00:45:23,847 - Always do something unexpected. - No. Follow the recipe. 714 00:45:23,931 --> 00:45:25,491 - But you just said that... - No, no, no. 715 00:45:25,515 --> 00:45:28,852 It was his job to be unexpected. It is our job to... 716 00:45:28,936 --> 00:45:30,896 - Follow his recipes. - Follow the recipe. 717 00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:33,357 How do you tell how good bread is without tasting it? 718 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,653 Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. 719 00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:38,736 Listen. 720 00:45:38,779 --> 00:45:40,030 (CRUST CRACKING) 721 00:45:40,113 --> 00:45:43,700 Symphony of crackle. Only great bread sound this way. 722 00:45:44,034 --> 00:45:46,954 The only way to get the best produce is to have first pick of the day 723 00:45:47,037 --> 00:45:48,997 and there are only two way to get first pick. 724 00:45:49,081 --> 00:45:52,918 Grow it yourself, or bribe a grower. 725 00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:55,754 Voila! The best restaurant get first pick. 726 00:45:55,837 --> 00:45:59,883 People think haute cuisine is snooty. So chef must also be snooty. 727 00:45:59,967 --> 00:46:03,845 But not so. Lalo there ran away from home at 12. 728 00:46:03,929 --> 00:46:06,515 Got hired by circus people as an acrobat. 729 00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:08,100 (CHUCKLING) And then he get fired 730 00:46:08,183 --> 00:46:10,936 for messing around with the ringmaster's daughter. 731 00:46:11,019 --> 00:46:12,813 (CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPER) Horst has done time. 732 00:46:12,896 --> 00:46:13,897 LINGUINI: What for? 733 00:46:13,981 --> 00:46:17,401 No one know for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him. 734 00:46:17,484 --> 00:46:19,403 I defrauded a major corporation. 735 00:46:19,486 --> 00:46:23,031 I robbed the second largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen. 736 00:46:23,115 --> 00:46:25,659 I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon. 737 00:46:25,742 --> 00:46:28,495 I killed a man with this thumb. 738 00:46:28,704 --> 00:46:30,664 COLETTE: Don't ever play cards with Pompidou. 739 00:46:30,747 --> 00:46:34,334 He's been banned from Las Vegas and Monte Carlo. 740 00:46:34,710 --> 00:46:37,921 - Larousse ran gun for the Resistance. - Which resistance? 741 00:46:38,005 --> 00:46:41,008 He won't say. Apparently, they didn't win. 742 00:46:41,383 --> 00:46:42,592 SO you see. 743 00:46:42,676 --> 00:46:47,055 We are artist, pirate. More than cooks are we. 744 00:46:47,139 --> 00:46:50,559 - We? - Oui. You are one of us now, oui? 745 00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:55,397 Oui. Thank you, by the way, for all the advice about cooking. 746 00:46:55,731 --> 00:46:58,233 - Thank you, too. - For what? 747 00:46:58,442 --> 00:46:59,943 For taking it. 748 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,737 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 749 00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:03,947 Huh? 750 00:47:04,656 --> 00:47:05,866 The rat! 751 00:47:08,035 --> 00:47:11,121 - (STUTTERING) But he is a... - (TITTERING) I just dropped my keys. 752 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:16,626 Have you decided this evening? 753 00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:20,797 - Your soup is excellent. But... - But we order it every time. 754 00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:24,468 - What else do you have? - Well, we have a very nice foie gras. 755 00:47:24,551 --> 00:47:25,635 I know about the foie gras. 756 00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,554 The old standby, used to be famous for it. 757 00:47:27,637 --> 00:47:29,806 What does the chef have that's new? 758 00:47:30,599 --> 00:47:31,641 (DOOR SLAMMING) 759 00:47:31,725 --> 00:47:33,352 - Someone has asked what is new! - New? 760 00:47:33,435 --> 00:47:34,478 Yes. What do I tell them? 761 00:47:34,561 --> 00:47:36,331 - Well, what did you tell them? - I told them I would ask! 762 00:47:36,355 --> 00:47:37,647 What are you blathering about? 763 00:47:37,731 --> 00:47:39,917 - Customers are asking what is new. - What should I tell them? 764 00:47:39,941 --> 00:47:42,444 - What did you tell them? - I told them I would ask! 765 00:47:42,736 --> 00:47:43,945 (PONDERING) 766 00:47:44,029 --> 00:47:45,364 This is simple. 767 00:47:45,447 --> 00:47:47,616 Just pull out an old Gusteau recipe, 768 00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:49,368 something we haven't made in a while... 769 00:47:49,451 --> 00:47:53,246 They know about the old stuff. They like Linguini's soup. 770 00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:58,960 They are asking for food from Linguini? 771 00:47:59,378 --> 00:48:01,838 A lot of customers like the soup. That's all we are saying. 772 00:48:01,922 --> 00:48:03,548 Were we saying that? 773 00:48:04,341 --> 00:48:07,302 Very well. If it's Linguini they want 774 00:48:07,386 --> 00:48:11,973 tell them Chef Linguini has prepared something special for them. 775 00:48:12,057 --> 00:48:15,185 Something definitely off menu. 776 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,187 Oh, and don't forget to stress 777 00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:19,731 - its Linguini-ness. - Oui, chef, 778 00:48:19,815 --> 00:48:24,027 Now is your chance to try something worthy of your talent, Linguini. 779 00:48:24,111 --> 00:48:29,408 A forgotten favorite of the chef's, sweetbread a la Gusteau. 780 00:48:29,491 --> 00:48:31,159 - Colette will help you. - Oui, chef, 781 00:48:31,243 --> 00:48:34,121 Now, hurry up. Our diners are hungry. 782 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:37,040 Are you sure? That recipe was a disaster. 783 00:48:37,124 --> 00:48:38,875 Gusteau himself said so. 784 00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:42,337 Just the sort of challenge a budding chef needs. 785 00:48:42,629 --> 00:48:44,005 "Sweetbread a la Gusteau. 786 00:48:44,089 --> 00:48:46,591 "Sweetbread cooked in a seaweed salt crust 787 00:48:46,675 --> 00:48:49,636 "with cuttlefish tentacle, dog rose purée, 788 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,264 "geoduck egg, dried white fungus? 789 00:48:52,347 --> 00:48:55,142 "Anchovy licorice sauce." 790 00:48:55,475 --> 00:48:58,603 I don't know this recipe, but it's Gusteau's, so... 791 00:48:58,687 --> 00:49:01,231 Lalo! We have some veal stomach soaking, yes? 792 00:49:01,314 --> 00:49:03,358 LALO: Yes! The veal stomach, I get that. 793 00:49:03,442 --> 00:49:04,651 Veal stomach? 794 00:49:12,075 --> 00:49:13,201 (EXCLAIMING) 795 00:49:13,285 --> 00:49:14,369 Okay. 796 00:49:20,292 --> 00:49:21,543 (SNIFFING) 797 00:49:22,335 --> 00:49:24,796 I'll be right back. Where... 798 00:49:26,173 --> 00:49:28,091 Hey, I got to... 799 00:49:28,383 --> 00:49:32,471 Don't mind me. I just need to borrow this real quick. 800 00:49:32,637 --> 00:49:34,764 Let's see, over here... 801 00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:36,141 I'll be back. 802 00:49:37,267 --> 00:49:38,351 Thank you. 803 00:49:39,227 --> 00:49:40,729 Excuse me. I'm going to... 804 00:49:40,812 --> 00:49:43,440 Apparently, I need this. I'll be right... 805 00:49:43,523 --> 00:49:45,233 I'm going to pick that up. 806 00:49:45,317 --> 00:49:47,527 I got some of that spice. 807 00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:49,654 Okay. 808 00:49:49,863 --> 00:49:51,048 What are you doing? You're supposed 809 00:49:51,072 --> 00:49:52,467 to be preparing the Gusteau recipe. 810 00:49:52,491 --> 00:49:53,825 (STUTTERING) This is the recipe. 811 00:49:53,909 --> 00:49:55,994 The recipe doesn't call for white truffle oil! 812 00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:58,622 What else have you... You are improvising? 813 00:49:58,705 --> 00:50:01,166 This is no time to experiment. The customer are waiting. 814 00:50:01,249 --> 00:50:03,543 You're right. I should listen to you! 815 00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:05,795 - Stop that! - Stop what? 816 00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:08,465 Freaking me out! Whatever you are doing, stop it. 817 00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:10,634 - HORST: Where is the special order? - Coming! 818 00:50:10,717 --> 00:50:12,969 - I thought we were together on this. - We are together. 819 00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,764 - Then what are you doing? - It's very hard to explain. 820 00:50:15,847 --> 00:50:18,183 - The special? - Come get it! 821 00:50:20,227 --> 00:50:22,938 Whoa, whoa. I forgot the anchovy licorice sauce. 822 00:50:23,897 --> 00:50:25,065 (EXCLAIMS) 823 00:50:26,233 --> 00:50:27,484 (GASPING) 824 00:50:28,235 --> 00:50:32,364 - Don't you dare. - I'm not, I'm not. I'm... 825 00:50:35,408 --> 00:50:36,576 Sorry. 826 00:50:38,453 --> 00:50:41,039 Is Linguini's dish done yet? 827 00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:44,167 Ja. It's as bad as we remember. Just went out. 828 00:50:44,251 --> 00:50:47,879 - Did you taste it? - Ja, of course, before he changed it. 829 00:50:47,963 --> 00:50:50,799 Good. What? How could he change it? 830 00:50:50,882 --> 00:50:53,009 He changed it as it was going out the door! 831 00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:54,094 (EXCLAIMS) 832 00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:55,178 They love it! 833 00:50:55,262 --> 00:50:58,014 Other diners are already asking about it, about Linguini. 834 00:50:58,098 --> 00:50:59,849 I have seven more orders! 835 00:50:59,933 --> 00:51:02,602 That's wonderful. 836 00:51:07,274 --> 00:51:08,441 I'd like one of those. 837 00:51:10,944 --> 00:51:12,487 Special order! 838 00:51:16,324 --> 00:51:17,325 What is that? 839 00:51:17,409 --> 00:51:20,745 HORST: Special order! Special order! Special order! 840 00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:30,505 ALL: To Linguini. 841 00:51:30,589 --> 00:51:33,174 - Congratulations, Mr. Linguini. - Cheers, ja? 842 00:51:33,633 --> 00:51:35,635 LAROUSSE: Drink now, there's plenty. 843 00:51:39,973 --> 00:51:42,392 Take a break, Little Chef. Get some air. 844 00:51:43,435 --> 00:51:45,478 We really did it tonight. 845 00:51:50,317 --> 00:51:51,651 (EXCLAIMS) 846 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,778 (GRUNTS) 847 00:51:55,363 --> 00:51:56,990 Got your toque. 848 00:51:57,991 --> 00:51:59,367 Oh, seriously now. 849 00:51:59,534 --> 00:52:04,205 I'd love to have a little talk with you, Linguini, in my office. 850 00:52:04,289 --> 00:52:06,958 - Am I in trouble? - Trouble? No. 851 00:52:07,042 --> 00:52:10,879 A little wine, a friendly chat. Just us cooks. 852 00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:12,380 (CHUCKLING GRACIOUSLY) 853 00:52:12,464 --> 00:52:15,967 The plongeur won't be coming to you for advice anymore, eh, Colette? 854 00:52:16,051 --> 00:52:18,803 He's gotten all he needs. 855 00:52:18,887 --> 00:52:20,221 (SNICKERING) 856 00:52:21,556 --> 00:52:24,476 Toasting your success, eh, Linguini? 857 00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:27,479 Good for you. 858 00:52:27,562 --> 00:52:31,608 I just took it to be polite. I don't really drink, you know. 859 00:52:31,691 --> 00:52:35,779 Of course you don't. I wouldn't either if I was drinking that. 860 00:52:35,862 --> 00:52:40,116 But you would have to be an idiot of elephantine proportions 861 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,245 not to appreciate this '61 Chateau Latour. 862 00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:48,541 And you, Monsieur Linguini, are no idiot. 863 00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:52,337 Let us toast your non-idiocy. 864 00:52:59,928 --> 00:53:01,262 (SLURPING) 865 00:53:04,265 --> 00:53:05,725 (CLATTERING) 866 00:53:16,111 --> 00:53:18,029 - Remy! - Emile? 867 00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:20,240 I can't believe it! You're alive! 868 00:53:20,323 --> 00:53:21,967 - You made it! - I thought I'd never see you guys again! 869 00:53:21,991 --> 00:53:23,952 We figured you didn't survive the rapids. 870 00:53:24,035 --> 00:53:26,246 And what are you eating? 871 00:53:29,082 --> 00:53:30,834 I don't really know. 872 00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:34,170 I think it was some sort of wrapper once. 873 00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:38,967 What? No. You're in Paris now, baby. My town. 874 00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:42,595 No brother of mine eats rejectamenta in my town. 875 00:53:44,639 --> 00:53:46,266 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 876 00:53:49,811 --> 00:53:51,020 (GRUNTING) 877 00:53:52,063 --> 00:53:55,442 Remy! You are stealing? You told Linguini he could trust you. 878 00:53:55,525 --> 00:53:59,821 - And he can. It's for my brother. - But the boy could lose his job. 879 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:03,116 Which means I would, too. It's under control, okay? 880 00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:07,954 - More wine? - I shouldn't, but... Okay. 881 00:54:08,288 --> 00:54:11,666 So, where did you train, Linguini? 882 00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:14,085 Train? All right. 883 00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:18,798 Surely you don't expect me to believe this is your first time cooking? 884 00:54:18,882 --> 00:54:20,216 - It's not. - I knew it! 885 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:24,053 It's my... Second, third, fourth... Fifth time. 886 00:54:24,137 --> 00:54:25,764 Monday was my first time. 887 00:54:25,847 --> 00:54:28,641 But I've taken out the garbage lots of times before that... 888 00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:31,019 Yes, yes. Have some more wine. 889 00:54:31,144 --> 00:54:34,355 Tell me, Linguini, about your interests. 890 00:54:34,439 --> 00:54:36,483 Do you like animals? 891 00:54:36,566 --> 00:54:39,319 (CHUCKLING) What? Animals? What kind? 892 00:54:40,153 --> 00:54:43,948 The usual, dogs, cats, horses, guinea pigs, 893 00:54:44,032 --> 00:54:45,241 rats. 894 00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:47,861 I brought you something to... 895 00:54:47,911 --> 00:54:48,912 (SCREAMS) 896 00:54:48,995 --> 00:54:50,038 No, no, no, no! 897 00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:51,831 Spit that out right now! 898 00:54:52,707 --> 00:54:55,877 I have got to teach you about food. Close your eyes. 899 00:54:56,336 --> 00:55:00,799 Now take a bite of... No! No! No! 900 00:55:00,882 --> 00:55:04,302 - Don't just hork it down! - Too late. 901 00:55:04,511 --> 00:55:05,804 Here. 902 00:55:06,054 --> 00:55:10,475 Chew it slowly. Only think about the taste. 903 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:15,021 - See? - Not really. 904 00:55:15,104 --> 00:55:18,358 Creamy, salty sweet, an oaky nuttiness. 905 00:55:18,441 --> 00:55:21,486 - You detect that? - Oh, I'm detecting nuttiness. 906 00:55:21,569 --> 00:55:24,697 Close your eyes. Now taste this. 907 00:55:25,156 --> 00:55:30,245 Whole different thing, right? Sweet, crisp, slight tang on the finish. 908 00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:33,957 - Okay. - Now, try them together. 909 00:55:34,874 --> 00:55:36,042 Okay. 910 00:55:36,501 --> 00:55:40,004 I think I'm getting a little something there. 911 00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:42,173 - It might be the nuttiness. - See? 912 00:55:42,257 --> 00:55:44,008 - Could be the tang. - That's it. 913 00:55:44,092 --> 00:55:45,969 Now, imagine every great taste in the world 914 00:55:46,052 --> 00:55:48,012 being combined into infinite combinations. 915 00:55:48,096 --> 00:55:51,182 Tastes that no one has tried yet! Discoveries to be made! 916 00:55:51,266 --> 00:55:52,684 I think... 917 00:55:53,810 --> 00:55:56,354 - You lost me again. - (GROANING) Yeah. 918 00:55:56,437 --> 00:55:57,939 But that was interesting. 919 00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:00,817 Most interesting garbage I ever... What are we doing? 920 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:02,277 Dad doesn't know you're alive yet! 921 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,654 We've got to go to the colony! Everyone will be thrilled! 922 00:56:04,737 --> 00:56:06,322 - Yeah! But... - What? 923 00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:09,409 Thing is, I kind of have to... 924 00:56:09,909 --> 00:56:11,911 What do you "have to" more than family? 925 00:56:11,995 --> 00:56:13,329 What's more important here? 926 00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:15,039 Well, I... 927 00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:18,501 It wouldn't hurt to visit. 928 00:56:18,751 --> 00:56:20,420 - Have you had a pet rat? - No. 929 00:56:20,503 --> 00:56:22,380 - Did you work in a lab with rats? - No. 930 00:56:22,463 --> 00:56:24,066 Perhaps you lived in squalor at some point? 931 00:56:24,090 --> 00:56:25,675 Nopety nopety no. 932 00:56:25,758 --> 00:56:28,469 You know something about rats! You know you do! 933 00:56:28,553 --> 00:56:31,890 You know who know do whacka-doo. Ratta-tatta. 934 00:56:31,973 --> 00:56:34,392 - Hey! Why do they call it that? - What? 935 00:56:34,475 --> 00:56:38,605 Ratatouille. It's like a stew, right? Why do they call it that? 936 00:56:38,938 --> 00:56:40,273 If you're going to name a food, 937 00:56:40,356 --> 00:56:43,318 you should give it a name that sounds delicious. 938 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:48,698 Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like "rat" and "patootie." 939 00:56:48,823 --> 00:56:53,036 Rat patootie. Which does not sound delicious. 940 00:56:54,996 --> 00:57:00,460 Regrettably we are all out of wine. 941 00:57:01,294 --> 00:57:02,754 My son has returned! 942 00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:34,744 And finding someone to replace you for poison checker has been a disaster. 943 00:57:34,827 --> 00:57:38,665 Nothing's been poisoned, thank God, but it hasn't been easy. 944 00:57:38,831 --> 00:57:43,252 - You didn't make it easy. - I know. I am sorry, Dad. 945 00:57:43,336 --> 00:57:46,923 Well, the important thing is that you're home. 946 00:57:47,006 --> 00:57:50,093 (STUTTERING) Yeah, well, about that... 947 00:57:50,176 --> 00:57:51,970 You look thin. Why is that? 948 00:57:52,053 --> 00:57:55,598 A shortage of food, or a surplus of snobbery? 949 00:57:58,226 --> 00:58:01,270 It's tough out there in the big world all alone, isn't it? 950 00:58:01,354 --> 00:58:04,440 Sure, but it's not like I'm a kid anymore. 951 00:58:04,524 --> 00:58:07,235 - Hey. Hey, boy. What's up? - I can take care of myself. 952 00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:11,197 I've found a nice spot not far away, so I'll be able to visit often. 953 00:58:11,364 --> 00:58:14,784 Nothing like a cold splash of reality to make you... 954 00:58:14,867 --> 00:58:17,704 - Visit? - I will. I promise. Often. 955 00:58:17,787 --> 00:58:22,750 - You're not staying? - No. It's not a big deal, Dad. I just... 956 00:58:22,834 --> 00:58:25,461 You didn't think I was going to stay forever, did you? 957 00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:27,797 Eventually, a bird's got to leave the nest. 958 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,174 We're not birds. We're rats. 959 00:58:30,258 --> 00:58:33,219 We don't leave our nests. We make them bigger. 960 00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:36,305 - Well, maybe I'm a different kind of rat. - Maybe you're not a rat at all. 961 00:58:36,389 --> 00:58:37,473 Maybe that's a good thing. 962 00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:39,976 Hey! The band's really on tonight, huh? 963 00:58:40,059 --> 00:58:42,311 Rats. All we do is take, Dad. 964 00:58:42,395 --> 00:58:44,939 I'm tired of taking. I want to make things. 965 00:58:45,023 --> 00:58:47,108 I want to add something to this world. 966 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:50,319 - You're talking like a human. - Who are not as bad as you say. 967 00:58:50,403 --> 00:58:53,072 - Oh, yeah? What makes you so sure? - Oh, man. 968 00:58:53,156 --> 00:58:56,868 (HESITANTLY) I've been able to observe them 969 00:58:56,951 --> 00:58:59,912 at a close-ish sort of range. 970 00:58:59,996 --> 00:59:02,290 - Yeah? How close? - Close enough. 971 00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:06,044 And they're, you know, not so bad as you say they are. 972 00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:10,465 Come with me. I got something I want you to see. 973 00:59:12,050 --> 00:59:14,510 You know, I'm going to stay here. 974 00:59:15,261 --> 00:59:18,765 Make sure the floors and countertops are clean before you lock up. 975 00:59:18,848 --> 00:59:22,018 Wait. You want me to stay and clean? 976 00:59:22,101 --> 00:59:24,062 Is that a problem? 977 00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:27,857 - No. - Good boy. See you tomorrow. 978 00:59:31,319 --> 00:59:32,612 (SIGHING) 979 00:59:35,323 --> 00:59:36,574 We're here. 980 00:59:43,289 --> 00:59:44,499 (GASPING) 981 00:59:46,751 --> 00:59:49,253 Take a good long look, Remy. 982 00:59:50,838 --> 00:59:52,048 Now, this is what happens 983 00:59:52,131 --> 00:59:55,676 when a rat gets a little too comfortable around humans. 984 00:59:56,636 --> 01:00:00,139 The world we live in belongs to the enemy. 985 01:00:01,182 --> 01:00:03,351 We must live carefully. 986 01:00:04,894 --> 01:00:07,647 We look out for our own kind, Remy. 987 01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:11,776 When all is said and done, we're all we've got. 988 01:00:16,614 --> 01:00:19,033 - No. - What? 989 01:00:19,826 --> 01:00:26,040 No. Dad, I don't believe it. You're telling me that the future is... 990 01:00:26,207 --> 01:00:29,210 Can only be more of this? 991 01:00:29,377 --> 01:00:34,632 This is the way things are. You can't change nature. 992 01:00:34,799 --> 01:00:40,012 Change is nature, Dad. The part that we can influence. 993 01:00:40,388 --> 01:00:43,641 And it starts when we decide. 994 01:00:44,183 --> 01:00:48,479 - Where you going? - With luck, forward. 995 01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:13,713 Hey! Yeah. 996 01:01:32,315 --> 01:01:33,774 (SNORING) 997 01:01:38,404 --> 01:01:41,866 (SNORING) 998 01:01:42,408 --> 01:01:44,243 (VEHICLE ARRIVING) 999 01:01:53,419 --> 01:01:54,921 (MOANING) 1000 01:02:03,262 --> 01:02:04,555 (LINGUINI MOANS) 1001 01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:12,980 (SLEEPILY) Stop it. 1002 01:02:20,863 --> 01:02:22,240 (DOOR OPENING) 1003 01:02:47,306 --> 01:02:48,599 Good morning. 1004 01:02:49,642 --> 01:02:50,685 (CLEARING THROAT) 1005 01:02:50,768 --> 01:02:52,270 Good morning. 1006 01:02:53,479 --> 01:02:57,817 So, the chef, he invited you in for a drink? 1007 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,443 That's big. 1008 01:02:59,527 --> 01:03:02,363 That's big. What did he say? 1009 01:03:06,867 --> 01:03:07,868 What? 1010 01:03:08,786 --> 01:03:10,496 What, you can't tell me? 1011 01:03:11,163 --> 01:03:12,415 Oh! 1012 01:03:12,498 --> 01:03:17,253 Forgive me for intruding on your deep, personal relationship with the chef. 1013 01:03:17,336 --> 01:03:18,713 Oh, I see how it is. 1014 01:03:18,796 --> 01:03:21,424 You get me to teach you a few kitchen tricks 1015 01:03:21,507 --> 01:03:24,260 to dazzle the boss and then you blow past me? 1016 01:03:24,343 --> 01:03:25,845 Wake up. Wake up. 1017 01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:29,974 I thought you were different. 1018 01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:33,728 I thought you thought I was different. 1019 01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:35,479 I thought... 1020 01:03:35,563 --> 01:03:36,772 (SNORING) 1021 01:03:39,191 --> 01:03:40,735 I didn't have to help you! 1022 01:03:40,818 --> 01:03:44,155 If I looked out only for myself, I would have let you drown! 1023 01:03:44,238 --> 01:03:45,364 But... 1024 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:50,870 I wanted you to succeed. I liked you. 1025 01:03:52,830 --> 01:03:54,165 My mistake. 1026 01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:58,210 Colette. Wait, wait. Colette! 1027 01:03:58,377 --> 01:04:01,339 It's over, Little Chef. I can't do it anymore. 1028 01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:05,384 Colette! Wait, wait! Don't motorcycle away. 1029 01:04:05,468 --> 01:04:08,804 Look, I'm no good with words. I'm no good with food either. 1030 01:04:08,888 --> 01:04:10,639 At least not without your help. 1031 01:04:10,723 --> 01:04:14,185 I hate false modesty. It's just another way to lie. 1032 01:04:14,602 --> 01:04:18,439 - (SIGHS) You have talent. - No, but I don't! Really! It's not me. 1033 01:04:18,898 --> 01:04:20,649 When I added that extra ingredient 1034 01:04:20,733 --> 01:04:23,569 instead of following the recipe like you said, 1035 01:04:23,652 --> 01:04:25,863 (CHUCKLING) that wasn't me either. 1036 01:04:25,946 --> 01:04:28,866 - What do you mean? - I mean, I wouldn't have done that. 1037 01:04:28,949 --> 01:04:30,785 I would've followed the recipe. 1038 01:04:30,868 --> 01:04:32,244 I would've followed your advice. 1039 01:04:32,328 --> 01:04:34,222 I would've followed your advice to the ends of the earth. 1040 01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:38,459 - Because I love your advice. - But... 1041 01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:40,252 But I... 1042 01:04:40,586 --> 01:04:41,879 Don't do it. 1043 01:04:41,962 --> 01:04:45,299 I have a secret. It's sort of disturbing. 1044 01:04:45,549 --> 01:04:46,842 (TITTERING) 1045 01:04:47,635 --> 01:04:50,554 - I have a... - (STUTTERING) What? You... 1046 01:04:50,638 --> 01:04:54,892 - I have a... - You have a rash? 1047 01:04:54,975 --> 01:05:00,272 No, no, no. I have this... This tiny little... 1048 01:05:00,439 --> 01:05:01,649 Little... 1049 01:05:02,650 --> 01:05:04,860 (SPEAKING QUICKLY) A tiny chef who tells me what to do. 1050 01:05:04,944 --> 01:05:06,946 (IN DISBELIEF) A tiny chef? 1051 01:05:07,029 --> 01:05:09,615 Yes. Yes. He's... 1052 01:05:11,409 --> 01:05:14,578 - He's up here. - In your brain? 1053 01:05:15,121 --> 01:05:16,163 (GRUNTING) 1054 01:05:16,247 --> 01:05:20,042 Why is it so hard to talk to you? Okay. Here we go. 1055 01:05:21,127 --> 01:05:25,089 You inspire me. I'm going to risk it all. 1056 01:05:25,256 --> 01:05:30,052 I'm going to risk looking like the biggest idiot psycho you've ever seen. 1057 01:05:30,136 --> 01:05:32,346 You want to know why I'm such a fast learner? 1058 01:05:32,430 --> 01:05:34,473 You want to know why I'm such a great cook? 1059 01:05:34,557 --> 01:05:37,309 Don't laugh! I'm going to show you! 1060 01:05:40,813 --> 01:05:41,981 No! No! 1061 01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:44,150 (GRUNTING) 1062 01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:15,764 (TYPEWRITER CLICKING) 1063 01:06:27,193 --> 01:06:29,778 - What is it, Ambrister? - Gusteau's. 1064 01:06:29,862 --> 01:06:32,781 - Finally closing, is it? - No. 1065 01:06:32,865 --> 01:06:35,951 - More financial trouble? - No, it's... 1066 01:06:36,035 --> 01:06:38,621 Announced a new line of microwave egg rolls? 1067 01:06:38,704 --> 01:06:40,539 What? What? Spit it out. 1068 01:06:40,623 --> 01:06:44,084 (STUTTERING) It's come back. It's popular. 1069 01:06:48,380 --> 01:06:52,009 - I haven't reviewed Gusteau's in years. - No, sir. 1070 01:06:52,092 --> 01:06:53,219 My last review condemned it 1071 01:06:53,302 --> 01:06:54,845 - to the tourist trade. - Yes, Sir. 1072 01:06:54,929 --> 01:06:59,141 I said, "Gusteau has finally found his rightful place in history 1073 01:06:59,225 --> 01:07:03,020 "right alongside another equally famous chef, 1074 01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:04,897 (IN DISGUST) "Monsieur Boyardee." 1075 01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:05,981 Touché. 1076 01:07:06,065 --> 01:07:09,485 That is where I left it. That was my last word. 1077 01:07:09,610 --> 01:07:12,613 - The last word. - Yes. 1078 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:15,032 Then tell me, Ambrister, 1079 01:07:15,908 --> 01:07:19,912 how could it be popular? 1080 01:07:20,788 --> 01:07:25,376 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1081 01:07:25,459 --> 01:07:28,629 The DNA matches, the timing works, everything checks out. 1082 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:29,964 He is Gusteau's son. 1083 01:07:30,047 --> 01:07:33,968 This can't just happen! The whole thing is a setup! 1084 01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:35,386 The boy knows! 1085 01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:38,514 Look at him out there, pretending to be an idiot. 1086 01:07:38,597 --> 01:07:43,018 He's toying with my mind like a cat with a ball of... Something. 1087 01:07:43,102 --> 01:07:45,521 - String? - Yes! Playing dumb. 1088 01:07:45,604 --> 01:07:47,690 - Taunting me with that rat. - Rat? 1089 01:07:47,773 --> 01:07:49,525 Yes. He's consorting with it. 1090 01:07:49,608 --> 01:07:52,152 Deliberately trying to make me think it's important. 1091 01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:54,780 - The rat. - Exactly! 1092 01:07:56,031 --> 01:07:58,659 Is the rat important? 1093 01:07:58,867 --> 01:08:02,121 Of course not! He just wants me to think that it is. 1094 01:08:02,204 --> 01:08:04,498 Oh, I see the theatricality of it. 1095 01:08:04,582 --> 01:08:07,251 A rat appears on the boy's first night, I order him to kill it. 1096 01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:09,878 And now he wants me to see it everywhere. 1097 01:08:09,962 --> 01:08:11,839 (EXCLAIMING) 1098 01:08:11,922 --> 01:08:14,008 It's here! No, it isn't, it's here! 1099 01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:17,344 Am I seeing things, am I crazy? Is there a phantom rat or is there not? 1100 01:08:17,428 --> 01:08:18,554 But, oh, no! 1101 01:08:18,637 --> 01:08:22,850 I refuse to be sucked into his little game of... 1102 01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:31,567 Should I be concerned about this? About you? 1103 01:08:37,656 --> 01:08:38,656 (SIGHING) 1104 01:08:38,699 --> 01:08:39,700 Huh? 1105 01:08:51,587 --> 01:08:53,380 I can't fire him. He's getting attention. 1106 01:08:53,464 --> 01:08:55,841 If I fire him now, everyone will wonder why. 1107 01:08:55,924 --> 01:08:58,427 And the last thing I want is people looking into this. 1108 01:08:58,510 --> 01:09:00,137 What are you so worried about? 1109 01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:01,500 Isn't it good to have the press? 1110 01:09:01,555 --> 01:09:04,224 Isn't it good to have Gusteau's name getting headlines? 1111 01:09:04,308 --> 01:09:06,727 Not if they're over his face! 1112 01:09:07,227 --> 01:09:10,689 Gusteau's already has a face, and it's fat and lovable and familiar. 1113 01:09:10,773 --> 01:09:15,778 And it sells burritos! Millions and millions of burritos! 1114 01:09:16,070 --> 01:09:18,072 The deadline passes in three days. 1115 01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:21,116 Then you can fire him whenever he ceases to be valuable 1116 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,369 and no one will ever know. 1117 01:09:23,869 --> 01:09:26,288 I was worried about the hair sample you gave me. 1118 01:09:26,372 --> 01:09:28,832 - I had to send them back to the lab. - Why? 1119 01:09:28,916 --> 01:09:33,504 Because the first time it came back identified as rodent hair. 1120 01:09:39,176 --> 01:09:40,427 - No, no, no. - LINGUINI: What? 1121 01:09:40,511 --> 01:09:42,846 Try this. It's better. 1122 01:09:49,895 --> 01:09:51,397 (GRUNTING) 1123 01:09:53,399 --> 01:09:54,983 (SIGHING) 1124 01:09:56,902 --> 01:09:59,071 Well, because you... 1125 01:10:00,072 --> 01:10:01,115 (EXCLAIMS) 1126 01:10:01,198 --> 01:10:02,616 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1127 01:10:10,082 --> 01:10:11,750 (LINGUINI LAUGHING) 1128 01:10:14,962 --> 01:10:16,255 (GASPING) 1129 01:10:21,593 --> 01:10:23,178 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1130 01:10:23,262 --> 01:10:24,263 Rat! 1131 01:10:24,346 --> 01:10:25,848 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1132 01:10:30,769 --> 01:10:33,063 WOMAN: Disgusting little creatures. 1133 01:10:42,906 --> 01:10:45,868 REMY: I was reminded how fragile it all was. 1134 01:10:46,744 --> 01:10:48,912 How the world really saw me. 1135 01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:53,667 And it just kept getting better. 1136 01:10:54,126 --> 01:10:55,335 EMILE: Remy! 1137 01:10:55,419 --> 01:10:56,712 (BECKONING) 1138 01:10:58,839 --> 01:11:01,300 Hey, hey, hey, little brother! 1139 01:11:01,467 --> 01:11:05,012 We were afraid you weren't going to, you know, show up. 1140 01:11:05,179 --> 01:11:09,016 - Hey, Remy! How you doing? - You told them? 1141 01:11:09,099 --> 01:11:11,977 Emile, that's exactly what I said not to do! 1142 01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:13,854 But you know these guys. They're my friends. 1143 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,123 I didn't think you meant them. 1144 01:11:15,147 --> 01:11:17,232 (GROANING) Look, I'm sorry. 1145 01:11:17,316 --> 01:11:19,818 Don't tell me you're sorry, tell them you're sorry. 1146 01:11:19,902 --> 01:11:24,490 - Is there a problem over here? - No, there is not. 1147 01:11:24,573 --> 01:11:25,908 Walit here. 1148 01:11:31,747 --> 01:11:33,040 It's locked? 1149 01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:35,501 Hmm... 1150 01:11:40,047 --> 01:11:41,882 Remy, what are you doing in here? 1151 01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:44,760 (CHUCKLING INDIGNANTLY) Okay. Emile shows up with... 1152 01:11:44,843 --> 01:11:48,847 Okay, I said not to. I told him... He goes and blabs to... 1153 01:11:49,014 --> 01:11:51,099 Yeah, it's a disaster. 1154 01:11:51,183 --> 01:11:54,853 Anyway, they're hungry, the food safe is locked and I need the key. 1155 01:11:54,937 --> 01:11:58,649 - They want you to steal food? - Yes. No! It's... 1156 01:11:59,191 --> 01:12:03,028 It's complicated. It's family. They don't have your ideals. 1157 01:12:03,111 --> 01:12:05,781 (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Ideals? If Chef Fancy Pants had any ideals, 1158 01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:07,950 you think I'd be hawking barbecue over here? 1159 01:12:08,033 --> 01:12:09,177 (IN MEXICAN ACCENT) Or microwave burritos? 1160 01:12:09,201 --> 01:12:11,286 Or, Tooth, I say, Tooth Pick'n Chicken? 1161 01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:13,163 About as French as a corn dog! 1162 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:14,373 (BARKING) Coming soon! 1163 01:12:14,456 --> 01:12:16,375 We're inventing new ways to sell out over here. 1164 01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:18,085 Will ye be wanting some haggis bites? 1165 01:12:18,168 --> 01:12:19,896 I cannot control how they use my image, Remy. 1166 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,381 - I am dead! - Can you guys shut up? 1167 01:12:23,382 --> 01:12:27,469 I've got to think! Word's getting out. If I can't keep them quiet, 1168 01:12:27,553 --> 01:12:30,848 the entire clan's gonna be after me with their mouths open and... 1169 01:12:30,931 --> 01:12:32,015 Here it is. 1170 01:12:32,474 --> 01:12:34,476 Hey. Your will! 1171 01:12:34,810 --> 01:12:39,481 - Oh, this is interesting. Mind if I... - Not at all. 1172 01:12:42,109 --> 01:12:43,443 Linguini? 1173 01:12:44,152 --> 01:12:47,072 Why would Linguini be filed with your will? 1174 01:12:47,155 --> 01:12:49,032 This used to be my office. 1175 01:13:12,264 --> 01:13:13,765 He's your son? 1176 01:13:13,849 --> 01:13:16,727 - I have a son? - How could you not know this? 1177 01:13:16,810 --> 01:13:20,856 I am a figment of your imagination. You did not know, how could I? 1178 01:13:20,939 --> 01:13:24,651 Well, your son is the rightful owner of this restaurant! 1179 01:13:24,735 --> 01:13:25,735 (GASPING) 1180 01:13:26,028 --> 01:13:27,779 No! No! The rat! 1181 01:13:28,155 --> 01:13:29,406 (GROANING) 1182 01:13:31,241 --> 01:13:32,618 (SCREAMING) 1183 01:13:33,785 --> 01:13:36,580 - Sorry, chef. - The rat! It's stolen my documents! 1184 01:13:36,663 --> 01:13:39,082 - It's getting away! - LALO: Hey, Mr. Chef! 1185 01:13:50,469 --> 01:13:51,803 (HORN BLARING) 1186 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:02,814 (SCREAMING) 1187 01:14:29,716 --> 01:14:31,009 (GRUNTS) 1188 01:14:54,533 --> 01:14:55,742 (SCREAMING) 1189 01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:05,836 (GROANS) 1190 01:15:12,217 --> 01:15:13,301 (LAUGHING) 1191 01:15:13,385 --> 01:15:14,970 (GASPS) You! 1192 01:15:15,053 --> 01:15:19,766 - Get out of my office. - He's not in your office. You are in his. 1193 01:15:22,978 --> 01:15:24,980 Bottoms up, Linguini! 1194 01:15:25,063 --> 01:15:27,482 (LE FESTIN PLAYING) 1195 01:15:27,566 --> 01:15:28,817 HORST: Cheers, ja. 1196 01:15:36,575 --> 01:15:38,535 (ALL CHUCKLING) 1197 01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:45,584 (GRUMBLING) 1198 01:16:21,787 --> 01:16:23,246 (HORST EXCLAIMING ANGRILY) 1199 01:16:36,051 --> 01:16:38,386 REPORTER 1: Chef! Chef! REPORTER 2: Chef Linguini! 1200 01:16:38,470 --> 01:16:39,471 (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 1201 01:16:39,554 --> 01:16:42,349 Your rise has been meteoric, yet you have no formal training. 1202 01:16:42,432 --> 01:16:43,792 What is the secret to your genius? 1203 01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:47,896 LINGUINI: Secret? You want the truth? 1204 01:16:48,522 --> 01:16:54,027 (HESITANTLY) I am Gusteau's son. It's in my blood I guess. 1205 01:16:54,111 --> 01:16:56,506 FEMALE REPORTER: But you weren't aware of that fact until very recently. 1206 01:16:56,530 --> 01:16:57,531 No. 1207 01:16:57,614 --> 01:17:00,468 MALE REPORTER: And it resulted in your taking ownership of this restaurant. 1208 01:17:00,492 --> 01:17:01,993 How did you find out? 1209 01:17:02,077 --> 01:17:05,372 Well, some part of me just knew. 1210 01:17:05,872 --> 01:17:07,249 The Gusteau part? 1211 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:13,296 - Where do you get your inspiration? - Inspiration has many names. 1212 01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:16,133 - Mine is named Colette. - What? 1213 01:17:16,383 --> 01:17:17,592 (REMY SQUEAKING) 1214 01:17:17,676 --> 01:17:19,803 (SQUEALING) Something's stuck in my teeth. 1215 01:17:20,011 --> 01:17:21,263 (RINGING) 1216 01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:24,599 Health Inspector. 1217 01:17:24,683 --> 01:17:27,352 I wish to report a rat infestation. 1218 01:17:27,519 --> 01:17:28,645 It's taken over my... 1219 01:17:28,728 --> 01:17:31,106 (STAMMERING) Gusteau's restaurant. 1220 01:17:31,189 --> 01:17:32,315 Gusteau's, eh? 1221 01:17:32,399 --> 01:17:36,611 I can drop by. Let's see. First opening is three months. 1222 01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:38,780 It must happen now! It's a gourmet restaurant! 1223 01:17:38,864 --> 01:17:41,783 Monsieur, I have the information. If someone cancels, I'll slot you in. 1224 01:17:41,867 --> 01:17:43,952 (STAMMERING) But the rat! You must... 1225 01:17:44,035 --> 01:17:45,537 (DIAL TONE DRONING) 1226 01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:47,539 It stole my documents. 1227 01:17:48,707 --> 01:17:50,292 It's past opening time. 1228 01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:52,878 (GROANING) He should have finished an hour ago. 1229 01:17:53,420 --> 01:17:54,629 (LAUGHING) 1230 01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:56,965 Bonjour, ma chérie. Join us. 1231 01:17:57,048 --> 01:17:59,217 We were just talking about my inspiration. 1232 01:17:59,384 --> 01:18:01,720 Yes, he calls it his tiny chef. 1233 01:18:01,803 --> 01:18:02,888 (SQUEAKING) 1234 01:18:02,971 --> 01:18:05,390 Not that, dearest. I meant you. 1235 01:18:05,473 --> 01:18:06,725 (DOOR OPENING) 1236 01:18:06,808 --> 01:18:07,934 (REPORTERS GASPING) 1237 01:18:08,018 --> 01:18:09,769 - It's him. - Ego? 1238 01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:10,854 Anton Ego! 1239 01:18:11,021 --> 01:18:12,314 REPORTER: Is that Ego? 1240 01:18:13,064 --> 01:18:14,524 I can't believe it. 1241 01:18:14,649 --> 01:18:17,944 - You are Monsieur Linguini? - Hello. 1242 01:18:18,028 --> 01:18:22,532 Pardon me for interrupting your premature celebration, 1243 01:18:22,616 --> 01:18:26,328 but I thought it only fair to give you a sporting chance 1244 01:18:26,411 --> 01:18:28,622 as you are new to this game. 1245 01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:31,166 - Game? - Yes. 1246 01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:34,336 And you've been playing without an opponent. 1247 01:18:34,419 --> 01:18:39,591 Which is, as you may have guessed, against the rules. 1248 01:18:39,758 --> 01:18:41,843 You're Anton Ego. 1249 01:18:41,927 --> 01:18:43,303 (CHUCKLING) 1250 01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:46,306 You're slow for someone in the fast lane. 1251 01:18:46,389 --> 01:18:47,807 (PEOPLE GASPING) 1252 01:18:47,891 --> 01:18:50,852 And you're thin for someone who likes food. 1253 01:18:50,936 --> 01:18:52,437 (ALL GASPING IN SHOCK) 1254 01:18:54,439 --> 01:18:58,526 I don't like food. I love it. 1255 01:18:58,944 --> 01:19:03,198 If I don't love it, I don't swallow. 1256 01:19:03,281 --> 01:19:04,449 (GULPING) 1257 01:19:04,532 --> 01:19:08,536 I will return tomorrow night with high expectations. 1258 01:19:08,954 --> 01:19:11,790 Pray you don't disappoint me. 1259 01:19:14,084 --> 01:19:15,835 (REPORTERS MURMURING) 1260 01:19:19,047 --> 01:19:22,509 Listen, we hate to be rude, but we're French, and it's dinnertime. 1261 01:19:22,592 --> 01:19:25,679 She meant to say, "It's dinnertime and we're French." 1262 01:19:27,597 --> 01:19:29,182 Don't give me that look. 1263 01:19:29,266 --> 01:19:31,434 You were distracting me in front of the press. 1264 01:19:31,518 --> 01:19:35,981 How am I supposed to concentrate with you yanking on my hair all the time? 1265 01:19:36,064 --> 01:19:37,357 And that's another thing. 1266 01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:40,360 Your opinion isn't the only one that matters here. 1267 01:19:40,443 --> 01:19:43,071 Colette knows how to cook, too, you know. 1268 01:19:43,154 --> 01:19:44,656 All right, that's it! 1269 01:19:48,743 --> 01:19:50,495 You take a break, Little Chef. 1270 01:19:50,578 --> 01:19:51,830 I'm not your puppet, 1271 01:19:51,913 --> 01:19:55,041 and you're not my puppet-controlling guy! 1272 01:19:55,125 --> 01:19:56,918 (GASPS) The rat is the cook. 1273 01:19:57,002 --> 01:19:59,921 You cool off and get your mind right, Little Chef. 1274 01:20:00,005 --> 01:20:03,008 Ego is coming, and I need to focus! 1275 01:20:04,843 --> 01:20:06,011 (GRUNTING) 1276 01:20:06,094 --> 01:20:07,470 You stupid... 1277 01:20:07,554 --> 01:20:09,931 (GRUMBLING ANGRILY) 1278 01:20:10,015 --> 01:20:13,268 Wow. I have never seen that before. 1279 01:20:13,351 --> 01:20:16,646 Yeah, it's like you're his fluffy bunny or something. 1280 01:20:16,730 --> 01:20:18,064 (RATS LAUGHING) 1281 01:20:18,148 --> 01:20:19,649 EMILE: I'm sorry, Remy. 1282 01:20:19,733 --> 01:20:20,835 I know there are too many guys. 1283 01:20:20,859 --> 01:20:21,877 - I tried to limit... - You know what? 1284 01:20:21,901 --> 01:20:23,778 It's okay. I've been selfish. 1285 01:20:23,862 --> 01:20:25,905 - You guys hungry? - Are you kidding? 1286 01:20:25,989 --> 01:20:28,950 All right. Dinner's on me. We'll go after closing time. 1287 01:20:29,034 --> 01:20:30,243 - In fact... - Yeah. 1288 01:20:30,327 --> 01:20:32,704 Tell Dad to bring the whole clan. 1289 01:20:34,331 --> 01:20:35,874 Little Chef? 1290 01:20:45,342 --> 01:20:50,096 This is great, Son. An inside job. I see the appeal. 1291 01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:51,556 (SHUSHING) 1292 01:20:57,228 --> 01:20:58,772 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1293 01:21:09,741 --> 01:21:10,825 (EXCLAIMS) 1294 01:21:10,909 --> 01:21:11,993 (BECKONS) 1295 01:21:20,502 --> 01:21:22,045 (KEYS JINGLING) 1296 01:21:22,128 --> 01:21:23,380 (ALL GASP) 1297 01:21:27,008 --> 01:21:28,426 Little Chef? 1298 01:21:29,177 --> 01:21:30,470 Little Chef? 1299 01:21:31,179 --> 01:21:32,806 Hey, Little Chef. 1300 01:21:33,098 --> 01:21:36,226 I thought you went back to the apartment. 1301 01:21:36,393 --> 01:21:40,563 Then when you weren't there, I don't know... 1302 01:21:40,855 --> 01:21:44,943 It didn't seem right to leave things the way that we did, so... 1303 01:21:45,944 --> 01:21:47,862 Look, I don't want to fight. 1304 01:21:48,029 --> 01:21:50,698 I've been under a lot of, you know, pressure. 1305 01:21:50,865 --> 01:21:54,202 A lot has changed in not very much time, you know? 1306 01:21:54,285 --> 01:21:55,578 I'm suddenly a Gusteau. 1307 01:21:55,662 --> 01:21:57,622 And I got to be a Gusteau or, you know, 1308 01:21:58,832 --> 01:22:00,458 people will be disappointed. 1309 01:22:00,792 --> 01:22:02,419 It's weird. 1310 01:22:02,502 --> 01:22:05,463 You know, I've never disappointed anyone before, 1311 01:22:05,547 --> 01:22:08,383 because nobody's ever expected anything of me. 1312 01:22:08,466 --> 01:22:11,219 And the only reason anyone expects anything from me now 1313 01:22:11,302 --> 01:22:13,513 is because of you. 1314 01:22:15,140 --> 01:22:16,850 I haven't been fair to you. 1315 01:22:16,933 --> 01:22:20,437 You've never failed me, and I should never forget that. 1316 01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:22,313 You've been a good friend. 1317 01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:25,567 The most honorable friend a guy could ever ask... 1318 01:22:25,650 --> 01:22:26,776 (GROANS) 1319 01:22:27,485 --> 01:22:28,820 What is this? 1320 01:22:29,237 --> 01:22:30,989 What's going on? 1321 01:22:33,366 --> 01:22:34,409 (EXCLAIMING) 1322 01:22:34,492 --> 01:22:35,493 Hey... 1323 01:22:36,035 --> 01:22:37,370 (STUTTERING) You're... 1324 01:22:37,454 --> 01:22:40,540 You're stealing food? How could you? 1325 01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:43,793 I thought you were my friend! I trusted you! 1326 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:46,212 Get out! You and all your rat buddies! 1327 01:22:46,296 --> 01:22:47,714 And don't come back 1328 01:22:47,797 --> 01:22:51,301 or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests! 1329 01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:02,687 You're right, Dad. Who am I kidding? 1330 01:23:03,188 --> 01:23:06,608 We are what we are, and we're rats. 1331 01:23:08,026 --> 01:23:11,863 Well, he'll leave soon, and now you know how to get in. 1332 01:23:12,322 --> 01:23:13,740 Steal all you want. 1333 01:23:13,823 --> 01:23:16,784 - You're not coming? - I've lost my appetite. 1334 01:23:31,216 --> 01:23:33,801 Do you know what you would like this evening, sir? 1335 01:23:33,885 --> 01:23:38,723 Yes, I'd like your heart roasted on a spit. 1336 01:23:39,015 --> 01:23:40,642 (ANTON SNICKERING) 1337 01:23:40,725 --> 01:23:41,726 (ANTON SNICKERING) 1338 01:23:41,809 --> 01:23:42,810 (EXCLAIMS) 1339 01:23:42,894 --> 01:23:43,894 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1340 01:23:43,937 --> 01:23:44,938 Come in! 1341 01:23:45,021 --> 01:23:47,941 Today's the big day. You should say something to them. 1342 01:23:48,024 --> 01:23:51,903 - Like what? - You are the boss. Inspire them. 1343 01:23:56,282 --> 01:23:57,825 (MEEKLY) Attention. 1344 01:23:57,909 --> 01:24:00,745 (MORE CONFIDENTLY) Attention, everyone. 1345 01:24:00,828 --> 01:24:03,081 Tonight is a big night. 1346 01:24:03,248 --> 01:24:07,168 Appetite is coming, and he's going to have a big ego. 1347 01:24:07,335 --> 01:24:11,339 I mean, Ego. He's coming. The critic. 1348 01:24:12,006 --> 01:24:15,009 And he's going to order something. 1349 01:24:15,593 --> 01:24:17,637 Something from our menu. 1350 01:24:18,304 --> 01:24:22,433 And we'll have to cook it, unless he orders something cold. 1351 01:24:22,517 --> 01:24:24,394 EMILE: Just can't leave it alone, can you? 1352 01:24:24,477 --> 01:24:28,147 You really shouldn't be here during restaurant hours. It's not safe. 1353 01:24:28,231 --> 01:24:29,482 I'm hungry! 1354 01:24:29,566 --> 01:24:32,193 And I don't need the inside food to be happy. 1355 01:24:32,277 --> 01:24:35,405 The key, my friend, is to not be picky. 1356 01:24:35,738 --> 01:24:37,824 - Observe. - No, wait! 1357 01:24:39,450 --> 01:24:43,329 - Oh, no! No, no! What do we do? - (STUTTERING) I'll go get Dad. 1358 01:24:43,496 --> 01:24:45,790 (SNICKERING) 1359 01:24:45,873 --> 01:24:52,171 You might think you are a chef but you are still only a rat. 1360 01:24:52,547 --> 01:24:55,800 Sure he took away a star last time he reviewed this place. 1361 01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:58,303 Sure it probably killed... Dad. 1362 01:24:58,595 --> 01:25:02,390 - This is very bad juju right here. - But I'll tell you one thing... 1363 01:25:02,473 --> 01:25:05,226 - Ego is here. - Ego? He is here? 1364 01:25:07,186 --> 01:25:11,399 Anton Ego is just another customer. Let's cook! 1365 01:25:11,482 --> 01:25:13,359 Yeah! Let's... 1366 01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:14,986 Okay. 1367 01:25:16,446 --> 01:25:19,324 So I have in mind a simple arrangement. 1368 01:25:19,490 --> 01:25:23,578 You will create for me a new line of Chef Skinner frozen foods. 1369 01:25:23,661 --> 01:25:27,498 And I, in return, will not kill you. 1370 01:25:27,999 --> 01:25:29,584 (SNICKERING) 1371 01:25:31,210 --> 01:25:34,422 Au revoir, rat! 1372 01:25:36,799 --> 01:25:38,009 (SIGHS) 1373 01:25:41,596 --> 01:25:44,265 Do you know what you would like this evening, sir? 1374 01:25:44,349 --> 01:25:45,933 Yes, I think I do. 1375 01:25:46,392 --> 01:25:50,563 After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new cook, 1376 01:25:50,647 --> 01:25:52,732 you know what I'm craving? 1377 01:25:53,775 --> 01:25:57,070 A little perspective. 1378 01:25:57,236 --> 01:26:02,325 That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective. 1379 01:26:02,408 --> 01:26:05,244 Can you suggest a good wine to go with that? 1380 01:26:05,328 --> 01:26:10,249 - With what, sir? - Perspective. Fresh out, I take it? 1381 01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:11,542 I am... 1382 01:26:12,627 --> 01:26:15,421 Very well. Since you're all out of perspective 1383 01:26:15,505 --> 01:26:18,883 and no one else seems to have it in this bloody town, 1384 01:26:18,966 --> 01:26:20,510 I'll make you a deal. 1385 01:26:20,593 --> 01:26:24,722 You provide the food, I'll provide the perspective. 1386 01:26:24,806 --> 01:26:28,851 Which would go nicely with a bottle of Cheval Blanc 1947. 1387 01:26:28,935 --> 01:26:30,770 I'm afraid ll... 1388 01:26:32,438 --> 01:26:34,857 Your dinner selection? 1389 01:26:35,525 --> 01:26:40,321 Tell your Chef Linguini that I want whatever he dares to serve me. 1390 01:26:40,405 --> 01:26:43,908 Tell him to hit me with his best shot. 1391 01:26:47,578 --> 01:26:50,540 I will have whatever he is having. 1392 01:26:57,338 --> 01:27:00,883 - So, we have given up. - Why do you say that? 1393 01:27:01,050 --> 01:27:04,095 We are in a cage inside the car trunk 1394 01:27:04,262 --> 01:27:07,223 awaiting a future in frozen food products. 1395 01:27:07,390 --> 01:27:11,185 No, I'm the one in a cage. I've given up. 1396 01:27:11,477 --> 01:27:13,896 You are free. 1397 01:27:14,063 --> 01:27:17,483 I am only as free as you imagine me to be. 1398 01:27:17,567 --> 01:27:18,818 As you are. 1399 01:27:18,901 --> 01:27:23,531 Oh, please. I'm sick of pretending. I pretend to be a rat for my father. 1400 01:27:23,614 --> 01:27:26,033 I pretend to be a human through Linguini. 1401 01:27:26,117 --> 01:27:28,870 I pretend you exist so I have someone to talk to! 1402 01:27:28,953 --> 01:27:30,955 You only tell me stuff I already know! 1403 01:27:31,038 --> 01:27:34,041 I know who I am! Why do I need you to tell me? 1404 01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:36,127 Why do I need to pretend? 1405 01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:37,545 (CHUCKLING) 1406 01:27:38,212 --> 01:27:39,881 But you don't, Remy. 1407 01:27:40,631 --> 01:27:42,300 You never did. 1408 01:27:48,723 --> 01:27:50,141 (CRASHING) 1409 01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:53,269 No. My other left! 1410 01:27:53,436 --> 01:27:55,271 REMY: (MUFFLED) Dad? Dad, I'm in here! 1411 01:27:55,438 --> 01:27:57,774 I'm inside the trunk! What the... 1412 01:27:58,024 --> 01:27:59,066 Dad! 1413 01:27:59,650 --> 01:28:02,236 - Hey, little brother! - Emile! 1414 01:28:05,740 --> 01:28:07,825 I love you guys! 1415 01:28:09,869 --> 01:28:10,953 Where are you going? 1416 01:28:11,037 --> 01:28:13,581 Back to the restaurant. They'll fail without me. 1417 01:28:13,664 --> 01:28:17,293 - Why do you care? - Because I'm a cook! 1418 01:28:19,629 --> 01:28:21,172 (STAFF CLAMORING) 1419 01:28:24,967 --> 01:28:26,761 It's your recipe. 1420 01:28:26,844 --> 01:28:28,930 How can you not know your own recipe? 1421 01:28:29,013 --> 01:28:31,974 I didn't write it down. It just came to me. 1422 01:28:32,058 --> 01:28:35,186 Then make it come to you again, ja? Because we can't serve this! 1423 01:28:35,269 --> 01:28:36,270 Where's my order? 1424 01:28:36,354 --> 01:28:38,731 Can't we serve something else? Something I didn't invent? 1425 01:28:38,815 --> 01:28:39,958 This is what they're ordering. 1426 01:28:39,982 --> 01:28:42,318 Make them order something else. Tell them we're all out. 1427 01:28:42,401 --> 01:28:44,111 We cannot be all out. We just opened. 1428 01:28:44,195 --> 01:28:47,240 I have another idea. What if we serve them what they order! 1429 01:28:47,323 --> 01:28:49,450 We will make it. Just tell us what you did. 1430 01:28:49,534 --> 01:28:50,952 I don't know what I did. 1431 01:28:51,035 --> 01:28:52,787 We need to tell the customers something. 1432 01:28:52,870 --> 01:28:54,789 Then tell them... Tell them... 1433 01:28:54,872 --> 01:28:56,541 (SCREAMING) 1434 01:28:58,793 --> 01:29:00,086 Huh? 1435 01:29:00,878 --> 01:29:03,214 - Don't do it. - Remy. Remy. 1436 01:29:03,297 --> 01:29:05,341 EMILE: Don't! Stop! They'll see you. Stop. 1437 01:29:05,424 --> 01:29:09,554 We're not talking about me. We're talking about what to do right... 1438 01:29:09,887 --> 01:29:10,888 Rats! 1439 01:29:12,598 --> 01:29:14,225 - Remy! - Get my knife. 1440 01:29:14,642 --> 01:29:16,310 Don't touch him! 1441 01:29:18,563 --> 01:29:20,982 (WHISPERING) Thanks for coming back, Little Chef. 1442 01:29:22,233 --> 01:29:24,569 I know this sounds insane, but... 1443 01:29:24,652 --> 01:29:27,238 Well, the truth sounds insane sometimes. 1444 01:29:27,321 --> 01:29:29,156 But that doesn't mean it's not 1445 01:29:29,240 --> 01:29:31,450 (STAMMERING) the truth. 1446 01:29:32,118 --> 01:29:36,414 And the truth is, I have no talent at all. 1447 01:29:37,123 --> 01:29:41,043 But this rat, he's the one behind these recipes. 1448 01:29:41,127 --> 01:29:46,257 He's the cook. The real cook. He's been hiding under my toque. 1449 01:29:46,591 --> 01:29:48,509 He's been controlling my actions. 1450 01:29:48,593 --> 01:29:49,927 (ALL GASPING) 1451 01:29:50,595 --> 01:29:54,181 He's the reason I can cook the food that's exciting everyone. 1452 01:29:54,348 --> 01:29:57,476 The reason Ego is outside that door. 1453 01:29:57,685 --> 01:30:00,521 You've been giving me credit for his gift. 1454 01:30:00,771 --> 01:30:02,356 I know it's a hard thing to believe. 1455 01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:05,443 But, hey, you believed I could cook, right? 1456 01:30:05,526 --> 01:30:06,861 (CHUCKLES) 1457 01:30:07,153 --> 01:30:11,365 Look, this works. It's crazy, but it works. 1458 01:30:11,782 --> 01:30:14,285 We can be the greatest restaurant in Paris, 1459 01:30:14,368 --> 01:30:19,832 and this rat, this brilliant Little Chef, can lead us there. 1460 01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:22,960 What do you say? You with me? 1461 01:30:57,453 --> 01:30:58,704 (SIGHS) 1462 01:31:05,670 --> 01:31:08,965 (MOTORCYCLE STARTING) 1463 01:31:09,048 --> 01:31:10,424 (GROANS) 1464 01:31:35,408 --> 01:31:36,534 (HORN BLARING) 1465 01:31:36,617 --> 01:31:38,077 (TIRES SKIDDING) 1466 01:31:53,801 --> 01:31:56,846 (HORNS HONKING) 1467 01:32:02,810 --> 01:32:04,020 (SIGHS) 1468 01:32:10,901 --> 01:32:11,902 Dad. 1469 01:32:15,990 --> 01:32:18,993 Dad, I don't know what to say. 1470 01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:23,247 I was wrong about your friend and about you. 1471 01:32:23,581 --> 01:32:27,501 I don't want you to think I'm choosing this over family. 1472 01:32:27,668 --> 01:32:30,463 I can't choose between two halves of myself. 1473 01:32:30,546 --> 01:32:34,425 I'm not talking about cooking. I'm talking about guts. 1474 01:32:35,092 --> 01:32:37,511 This really means that much to you? 1475 01:32:41,098 --> 01:32:42,433 (WHISTLES) 1476 01:32:42,516 --> 01:32:44,143 (ALL CHATTERING) 1477 01:32:45,478 --> 01:32:48,481 We're not cooks, but we are family. 1478 01:32:48,647 --> 01:32:51,692 You tell us what to do, and we'll get it done. 1479 01:32:59,617 --> 01:33:03,287 - Stop that health inspector! - Delta Team, go, go, go, go! 1480 01:33:03,454 --> 01:33:05,623 The rest of you stay and help Remy. 1481 01:33:07,833 --> 01:33:09,835 (ELECTRIC ENGINE WHIRRING) 1482 01:33:17,009 --> 01:33:18,302 (ENGINE STARTS) 1483 01:33:28,729 --> 01:33:32,233 Team three will be handling fish. Team four, roasted items. 1484 01:33:32,399 --> 01:33:37,863 Team five, grill. Team six, sauces. Get to your stations. Let's go, go, go! 1485 01:33:38,155 --> 01:33:40,658 Those handling food will walk on two legs. 1486 01:33:50,334 --> 01:33:52,336 We need someone to wait tables. 1487 01:34:07,601 --> 01:34:10,646 I'm sorry for any delay, but we're a little short tonight. 1488 01:34:10,729 --> 01:34:13,023 Please, take all of the time you need. 1489 01:34:16,193 --> 01:34:18,821 He came in late one more time and all of a sudden he... 1490 01:34:23,075 --> 01:34:25,452 REMY: Make sure that steak is nice and tenderized. 1491 01:34:25,536 --> 01:34:27,872 Work it. Yeah. Stick and move. Stick and move. 1492 01:34:27,955 --> 01:34:31,542 Easy with that sole meuniére. Less salt. More butter. 1493 01:34:31,709 --> 01:34:33,627 Only use the mimolette cheese. 1494 01:34:33,711 --> 01:34:37,381 Whoa! Compose the salad like you were painting a picture. 1495 01:34:37,548 --> 01:34:40,217 Not too much vinaigrette on that salade composée. 1496 01:34:40,301 --> 01:34:43,429 Don't let that beurre blanc separate. Keep whisking. 1497 01:34:43,554 --> 01:34:47,766 Gently poach the scallops. Taste check. Spoons down. 1498 01:34:47,933 --> 01:34:50,311 Good. Too much salt. Good. 1499 01:34:50,477 --> 01:34:53,397 Don't boil the consommeé, it'll toughen the pheasant. Emile! 1500 01:34:53,480 --> 01:34:54,607 Sorry. 1501 01:34:58,194 --> 01:35:00,404 Colette, wait! Colette. 1502 01:35:00,779 --> 01:35:04,825 - You came back. Colette... - Don't say a word. 1503 01:35:04,909 --> 01:35:06,553 If I think about it, I might change my mind. 1504 01:35:06,577 --> 01:35:09,079 Just tell me what the rat wants to cook. 1505 01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:14,710 Ratatouille? It's a peasant dish. 1506 01:35:14,793 --> 01:35:17,796 Are you sure you want to serve this to Ego? 1507 01:35:24,053 --> 01:35:25,262 (DISHWARE SHATTERING) 1508 01:35:25,596 --> 01:35:29,266 (MUFFLED EXCLAIMING) 1509 01:35:36,273 --> 01:35:38,150 What? I am making ratatouille. 1510 01:35:38,234 --> 01:35:39,234 (SCOFFS) 1511 01:35:39,276 --> 01:35:41,779 Well, how would you prepare it? 1512 01:36:13,811 --> 01:36:16,981 Ratatouille? They must be joking. 1513 01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:34,498 (SNIFFLING) 1514 01:36:52,016 --> 01:36:53,350 (THUDDING) 1515 01:37:03,027 --> 01:37:04,361 Mmm. 1516 01:37:07,865 --> 01:37:09,658 No, it can't be. 1517 01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:13,871 Who cooked the ratatouille? I demand to know! 1518 01:37:14,121 --> 01:37:15,497 (GASPING) 1519 01:37:15,581 --> 01:37:16,832 (CLATTERING) 1520 01:37:17,708 --> 01:37:19,251 (MUFFLED GROANING) 1521 01:37:20,878 --> 01:37:22,504 I can't remember the last time 1522 01:37:22,588 --> 01:37:25,924 I asked a waiter to give my compliments to the chef. 1523 01:37:26,884 --> 01:37:29,678 And now I find myself in the extraordinary position 1524 01:37:29,762 --> 01:37:31,889 of having my waiter be the chef. 1525 01:37:32,056 --> 01:37:35,059 Thanks, but I'm just your waiter tonight. 1526 01:37:36,060 --> 01:37:38,562 Then who do I thank for the meal? 1527 01:37:39,396 --> 01:37:41,148 Excuse me a minute. 1528 01:37:45,486 --> 01:37:47,237 (MUFFLED ARGUING) 1529 01:37:52,117 --> 01:37:53,160 You must be the chef... 1530 01:37:53,243 --> 01:37:55,371 If you wish to meet the chef, you will have to wait 1531 01:37:55,454 --> 01:37:57,581 until all the other customer have gone. 1532 01:37:59,583 --> 01:38:00,751 So be it. 1533 01:38:22,439 --> 01:38:24,983 REMY: At first, Ego thinks it's a joke. 1534 01:38:25,150 --> 01:38:31,115 But as Linguini explains, Ego's smile disappears. 1535 01:38:31,240 --> 01:38:32,741 (RATS SQUEAKING) 1536 01:38:36,703 --> 01:38:40,791 He doesn't react beyond asking an occasional question. 1537 01:38:41,291 --> 01:38:45,712 And when the story is done, Ego stands, thanks us for the meal... 1538 01:38:45,796 --> 01:38:47,464 Thank you for the meal. 1539 01:38:47,548 --> 01:38:50,300 And leaves without another word. 1540 01:38:52,678 --> 01:38:56,640 The following day his review appears. 1541 01:38:59,143 --> 01:39:03,313 EGO: In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. 1542 01:39:03,480 --> 01:39:07,734 We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those 1543 01:39:07,818 --> 01:39:11,905 who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. 1544 01:39:12,114 --> 01:39:17,494 We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. 1545 01:39:17,995 --> 01:39:24,585 But the bitter truth we critics must face is that in the grand scheme of things, 1546 01:39:24,668 --> 01:39:28,672 the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful 1547 01:39:28,755 --> 01:39:32,050 than our criticism designating it so. 1548 01:39:32,384 --> 01:39:36,555 But there are times when a critic truly risks something 1549 01:39:36,638 --> 01:39:40,934 and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. 1550 01:39:41,018 --> 01:39:45,689 The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. 1551 01:39:45,856 --> 01:39:48,358 The new needs friends. 1552 01:39:48,609 --> 01:39:52,196 Last night, I experienced something new, 1553 01:39:52,362 --> 01:39:57,367 an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. 1554 01:39:57,534 --> 01:40:00,162 To say that both the meal and its maker 1555 01:40:00,245 --> 01:40:03,790 have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking 1556 01:40:03,874 --> 01:40:06,585 is a gross understatement. 1557 01:40:06,960 --> 01:40:10,214 They have rocked me to my core. 1558 01:40:10,881 --> 01:40:14,384 In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain 1559 01:40:14,468 --> 01:40:19,473 for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, “Anyone can cook." 1560 01:40:19,723 --> 01:40:25,979 But I realize only now do I truly understand what he meant. 1561 01:40:26,230 --> 01:40:30,192 Not everyone can become a great artist, 1562 01:40:30,275 --> 01:40:34,655 but a great artist can come from anywhere. 1563 01:40:35,239 --> 01:40:38,492 It is difficult to imagine more humble origins 1564 01:40:38,575 --> 01:40:42,496 than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, 1565 01:40:42,579 --> 01:40:45,415 who is, in this critic's opinion, 1566 01:40:45,499 --> 01:40:49,753 nothing less than the finest chef in France. 1567 01:40:52,089 --> 01:40:55,259 I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more. 1568 01:40:55,759 --> 01:40:57,177 REMY: It was a great night. 1569 01:40:57,261 --> 01:40:59,012 (CHUCKLING) The happiest of my life. 1570 01:40:59,096 --> 01:41:03,267 But the only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability. 1571 01:41:03,725 --> 01:41:06,770 Well, we had to let Skinner and the health inspector loose, 1572 01:41:07,020 --> 01:41:09,439 and of course they ratted us out. 1573 01:41:09,773 --> 01:41:11,441 The food didn't matter. 1574 01:41:11,525 --> 01:41:13,902 Once it got out there were rats in the kitchen, 1575 01:41:13,986 --> 01:41:16,071 oh, man, the restaurant was closed 1576 01:41:16,154 --> 01:41:18,907 and Ego lost his job and his credibility. 1577 01:41:18,991 --> 01:41:20,951 But don't feel too bad for him. 1578 01:41:21,034 --> 01:41:24,580 He's doing very well as a small business investor. 1579 01:41:24,871 --> 01:41:27,457 - He seems very happy. - How do you know? 1580 01:41:31,962 --> 01:41:34,047 (LE FESTIN PLAYING) 1581 01:41:35,632 --> 01:41:37,801 Got to go. Dinner rush. 1582 01:41:45,309 --> 01:41:47,019 You know how he likes it. 1583 01:41:52,357 --> 01:41:53,984 Thanks, Little Chef. 1584 01:42:00,657 --> 01:42:03,493 Can I interest you in a dessert this evening? 1585 01:42:03,577 --> 01:42:06,747 - Don't you always? - Which one would you like? 1586 01:42:07,831 --> 01:42:09,708 Surprise me. 1587 01:42:15,088 --> 01:42:18,550 Can I interest you in a dessert this evening? 1588 01:42:20,427 --> 01:42:21,928 (RATS CHUCKLING) 1589 01:42:22,012 --> 01:42:25,682 Hey, believe me, that story gets better when I tell it, okay? 1590 01:42:27,559 --> 01:42:30,687 Come on. Bring some food over here, we're starving! 117765