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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,596 --> 00:01:18,663 Halt, halt! 2 00:01:19,897 --> 00:01:21,698 Halt! 3 00:01:34,568 --> 00:01:35,835 You can't go in here. 4 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:37,329 I have to see the Mayor. 5 00:01:37,369 --> 00:01:38,769 He's in a council meeting and he can't be disturbed. 6 00:01:38,809 --> 00:01:39,980 I demand that you let me through. 7 00:01:40,180 --> 00:01:41,204 I've ridden all night, 80 miles. 8 00:01:41,244 --> 00:01:43,738 - That's the orders. - Get out of my way. 9 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,132 Stop! 10 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:47,344 I said stop! 11 00:01:48,039 --> 00:01:49,466 I said stop. 12 00:01:49,506 --> 00:01:50,767 I must see the Mayor. 13 00:01:50,807 --> 00:01:52,507 But the Mayor is in council meetings. 14 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,734 Let go of me. 15 00:01:53,774 --> 00:01:55,275 You'll be sorry, I'm a relative of the Mayor's. 16 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:56,969 So am I, so is the whole council. 17 00:01:57,009 --> 00:01:58,242 Where's the council room? 18 00:01:58,282 --> 00:01:59,436 I won't talk. 19 00:01:59,476 --> 00:02:01,704 Cousin Bryo, cousin Bryo. 20 00:02:01,744 --> 00:02:02,837 Don't make so much noise, 21 00:02:02,877 --> 00:02:03,877 they're in a meeting, keep quiet. 22 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:05,471 What is this commotion? 23 00:02:05,511 --> 00:02:07,546 - Cousin Gregor. - Cousin Bryo. 24 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,807 This is my cousin, the Mayor of Trebin. 25 00:02:10,847 --> 00:02:12,281 I'm sorry uncle, this man he tried to. 26 00:02:12,321 --> 00:02:14,815 Cousin Bryo terrible things have happened. 27 00:02:14,855 --> 00:02:16,642 Come in here. 28 00:02:16,682 --> 00:02:19,043 Cousin Gregor, what happened? 29 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:20,883 I've been riding all night. It's a disaster. 30 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:21,951 - I am ruined. - Come and sit down. 31 00:02:22,151 --> 00:02:24,255 - Fetch brandy and water. - No water. 32 00:02:24,268 --> 00:02:25,264 Now what is it, what is it? 33 00:02:25,464 --> 00:02:26,665 Come on, speak up, what's happened? 34 00:02:26,865 --> 00:02:28,094 Like a clap of thunder, he appeared among us. 35 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:29,597 The postmaster was hanged, 36 00:02:29,643 --> 00:02:31,743 the chief of police was let off with 200 lashes. 37 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,048 I was sentenced to the firing squad. 38 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:35,254 Luckily my own fire made the rifles 39 00:02:35,294 --> 00:02:36,848 and they blew up, I escaped. 40 00:02:36,888 --> 00:02:38,716 I need a fresh horse. I must be off at once. 41 00:02:38,756 --> 00:02:39,889 A fresh horse for our cousin. 42 00:02:39,929 --> 00:02:41,563 - Sit down, sit down. - But I must go. 43 00:02:41,763 --> 00:02:43,397 Even now, he may be here in your midst. 44 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:46,918 Who? Speak up man, who? 45 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,459 The Inspector General. 46 00:02:48,499 --> 00:02:51,753 Yes, he has full power from the Emperor himself. 47 00:02:51,793 --> 00:02:53,494 And where ever he finds bribery and corruption, 48 00:02:53,534 --> 00:02:55,520 there the gallows and firing squads go to work. 49 00:02:55,527 --> 00:02:56,765 More! 50 00:02:57,795 --> 00:02:59,595 What does he look like, this Inspector General? 51 00:02:59,635 --> 00:03:01,923 Who knows? A man of mystery. 52 00:03:01,963 --> 00:03:03,731 Five days he was in our midst and no one even suspected it. 53 00:03:03,771 --> 00:03:05,264 He went everywhere, saw everything 54 00:03:05,304 --> 00:03:07,665 and uncovered such corruption that even I was shocked. 55 00:03:07,705 --> 00:03:09,099 Now don't get excited. 56 00:03:09,139 --> 00:03:10,292 Don't get excited! 57 00:03:10,332 --> 00:03:11,566 How I envy you, to sit here 58 00:03:11,606 --> 00:03:13,560 in your clean town and fear no one. 59 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,867 The horse is ready, Uncle Byro. 60 00:03:14,907 --> 00:03:15,927 I must be off. 61 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:17,561 Oh Gregor, where will you go? 62 00:03:17,601 --> 00:03:19,702 Away, far away anywhere, Africa, China. 63 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:21,496 Good-bye cousin Byro. 64 00:03:21,536 --> 00:03:22,770 Farewell Uncle. 65 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,938 Goodbye, goodbye cousin. 66 00:03:29,538 --> 00:03:31,906 - Do you need any money? - You're very kind cousin Bryo. 67 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,906 I've got a few crowns. 68 00:03:35,574 --> 00:03:36,574 Thank you. 69 00:03:41,476 --> 00:03:44,506 Farewell. 70 00:03:56,848 --> 00:03:59,608 I would like to take this opportunity 71 00:03:59,648 --> 00:04:01,715 to tend to my resignation, effective-- 72 00:04:01,755 --> 00:04:03,512 Sit down! 73 00:04:04,050 --> 00:04:05,177 What would you do? 74 00:04:05,217 --> 00:04:07,218 Go back to rolling pills in that stink hole 75 00:04:07,258 --> 00:04:10,411 of a chemist shop, you poisoner? 76 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,779 Well I promised my wife that I'd. 77 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:13,819 I have to talk to my sister. 78 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:19,314 Stay where you are! 79 00:04:19,354 --> 00:04:21,856 Nothing's to be gained by rushing around blindly. 80 00:04:21,896 --> 00:04:23,756 We must proceed according to system. 81 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:25,750 You Lazlo, clean up the square. 82 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:27,890 See that all the public buildings are spotless. 83 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:29,758 Put patients in all the hospital beds. 84 00:04:29,798 --> 00:04:31,785 - Yes, uncle Bryo. - You, Telecki. 85 00:04:31,825 --> 00:04:33,052 Get the children back into school. 86 00:04:33,092 --> 00:04:34,092 Start teaching them something, anything. 87 00:04:34,132 --> 00:04:35,187 Yes brother in law. 88 00:04:35,227 --> 00:04:36,387 You two deliver the mail, 89 00:04:36,427 --> 00:04:38,327 all of it, whether you've read it or not. 90 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:39,488 I never read the mail. 91 00:04:39,528 --> 00:04:40,561 Yes you did, don't you remember? 92 00:04:40,601 --> 00:04:41,788 Quiet! 93 00:04:41,828 --> 00:04:43,596 Goodbye your mayor. 94 00:04:45,729 --> 00:04:47,897 Kovatch, come back here. 95 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,065 I want all roads policed day and night. 96 00:04:51,105 --> 00:04:52,258 I want a report of everyone 97 00:04:52,298 --> 00:04:54,199 who's entered this town in the past 24 hours. 98 00:04:54,239 --> 00:04:56,233 Check the tavern. Investigate all strangers. 99 00:04:56,273 --> 00:04:57,593 Well I. 100 00:04:57,633 --> 00:04:58,434 And bring your reports to me personally, 101 00:04:58,474 --> 00:05:00,201 - do you understand? - Yes, but first I would like to. 102 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,635 First you will obey orders. 103 00:05:02,675 --> 00:05:04,302 Now get out of here. 104 00:05:06,336 --> 00:05:10,037 Thank you cousin. 105 00:05:18,306 --> 00:05:19,540 Order double guards at the city gates 106 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,074 and patrol all roads to Brodny at once. 107 00:05:21,114 --> 00:05:22,741 - Uncle, what happened? - At once! 108 00:05:27,643 --> 00:05:28,837 Come with me. 109 00:05:28,877 --> 00:05:29,810 Billy what goes with Uncle General? 110 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:32,311 Shut up I said come with me. 111 00:05:35,912 --> 00:05:38,046 - Anything wrong? - Be quiet. 112 00:05:41,814 --> 00:05:43,915 Be quiet you. 113 00:05:55,118 --> 00:05:56,452 I shall investigate here. 114 00:05:56,492 --> 00:05:59,020 You men go on to the next town. 115 00:06:10,956 --> 00:06:11,957 Countrymen approach. 116 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,385 Step up, step up. 117 00:06:13,425 --> 00:06:16,753 Come close to me for the greatest experience of your life. 118 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,560 You will tell your children and grandchildren about this. 119 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,361 First you will be entertained by the greatest musicians 120 00:06:22,401 --> 00:06:25,755 in the country direct from the court of the Emperor. 121 00:06:25,795 --> 00:06:28,396 ♪ Yakov's elixir the best that can be had ♪ 122 00:06:28,436 --> 00:06:29,623 Hey. 123 00:06:29,663 --> 00:06:31,630 ♪ Yakov's elixir is good for what is bad ♪ 124 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:33,057 Hey. 125 00:06:33,097 --> 00:06:34,798 ♪ Try this elixir it's good to quench your thirst ♪ 126 00:06:34,838 --> 00:06:36,058 Hey 127 00:06:36,098 --> 00:06:38,032 ♪ Buy this elixir it's best for what is worst ♪ 128 00:06:38,072 --> 00:06:38,826 Hey. 129 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,735 Now good people step close to my rostrum 130 00:06:44,774 --> 00:06:47,102 so that you may see all with your own eyes. 131 00:06:47,142 --> 00:06:49,696 I Yakov Guli, positioned to Princes 132 00:06:49,736 --> 00:06:51,970 and crown heads come among you to exhibit 133 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:55,604 absolutely free of charge the wonder of the world 134 00:06:55,644 --> 00:06:58,699 and parallel since the dawn of time. 135 00:06:58,739 --> 00:07:00,907 Are you ready my friends? 136 00:07:00,947 --> 00:07:05,141 The Egyptian marvel, the treasure of the Pharohs. 137 00:07:05,181 --> 00:07:06,375 Behold! 138 00:07:09,942 --> 00:07:12,277 Step right up people. Examine, observe. 139 00:07:12,317 --> 00:07:14,171 You there! Who are you? 140 00:07:14,211 --> 00:07:16,011 Let me see your peddlers card. 141 00:07:16,051 --> 00:07:17,112 Here Captain. 142 00:07:17,152 --> 00:07:18,272 Yakov Guli. 143 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,646 An honest professional man from Pribirk. 144 00:07:19,686 --> 00:07:22,280 I have testimonials from the Emperor himself. 145 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,440 Never mind. 146 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,914 What about your friend there? 147 00:07:24,954 --> 00:07:26,014 Who he? 148 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,316 Captain, don't run away, come back, come back. 149 00:07:31,356 --> 00:07:33,877 This exhibit welcome any investigations. 150 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:36,717 Look my friends. It lives, it breathes. 151 00:07:37,884 --> 00:07:41,834 It laughs, it cries, it thinks. 152 00:07:42,586 --> 00:07:44,086 Watch his left ear. 153 00:07:44,126 --> 00:07:45,987 How much is 2 + 2? 154 00:07:48,388 --> 00:07:49,382 Correct! 155 00:07:49,422 --> 00:07:51,355 This is not just an old head. 156 00:07:51,395 --> 00:07:54,784 This is Prince Ahmed of ancient Egypt. 157 00:07:54,824 --> 00:07:57,418 Beheaded by the cruel Pharaoh, 158 00:07:57,458 --> 00:08:00,819 because of his forbidden love for the crown Princess. 159 00:08:00,859 --> 00:08:03,026 And now my friends you ask yourselves, 160 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:07,727 How has did this miracle survived for over 2000 years? 161 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:09,995 An excellent question. 162 00:08:10,035 --> 00:08:11,589 Only this. 163 00:08:11,628 --> 00:08:14,123 Yakov's Golden Elixir. 164 00:08:14,163 --> 00:08:16,357 Look how his eyes plead with me 165 00:08:16,397 --> 00:08:18,698 to give him a dose of my elixir. 166 00:08:18,738 --> 00:08:22,459 He fairly yearns for it's rich, smooth, goodness. 167 00:08:22,499 --> 00:08:25,894 Here prince. 168 00:08:25,934 --> 00:08:28,127 I am a simple man, my friends. 169 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:31,595 I do not make extravagant claims for my medicine. 170 00:08:31,635 --> 00:08:34,329 If a person is already dead, for instance. 171 00:08:34,369 --> 00:08:35,937 there is only a slim chance 172 00:08:35,977 --> 00:08:38,571 that my medicine will do him any good. 173 00:08:38,611 --> 00:08:43,573 But if only a spark of life remains Yakov's Golden elixir 174 00:08:44,673 --> 00:08:47,540 will fan it into a roaring fire of health. 175 00:09:00,444 --> 00:09:02,571 How can Yakov cheat those poor people like that? 176 00:09:02,771 --> 00:09:03,445 Why what's the matter? 177 00:09:03,645 --> 00:09:05,458 Well this is the furniture polish he sold yesterday. 178 00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:07,111 Come on, hurry up. He's almost through. 179 00:09:07,311 --> 00:09:08,948 Yeah, all right here we go. 180 00:09:08,988 --> 00:09:11,175 No, no you don't wear this. 181 00:09:11,215 --> 00:09:13,448 Here is the testimonials from my grateful customers. 182 00:09:13,488 --> 00:09:16,409 Yes, even from the great Napoleon himself, 183 00:09:16,449 --> 00:09:18,851 written on the battlefield of Austerlitz. 184 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,078 He gives the elixir full credit for the victory. 185 00:09:22,118 --> 00:09:25,519 For years I've suffered terrible digestive depress. 186 00:09:25,559 --> 00:09:29,020 However since taking Yakov's miraculous elixir, 187 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,314 I no longer find it necessary 188 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:34,388 to continuously hold my hand on my stomach. 189 00:09:34,428 --> 00:09:36,883 Kindest personal regards Napoleon. 190 00:09:36,923 --> 00:09:39,491 ♪ Yakov's elixir drink it till you burst ♪ 191 00:09:39,531 --> 00:09:40,717 Hey. 192 00:09:40,757 --> 00:09:42,625 ♪ Yakov's elixir it's best for what is worst ♪ 193 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:43,458 Hey. 194 00:09:44,592 --> 00:09:45,793 But why do I tell you these things 195 00:09:45,832 --> 00:09:48,320 my friends when there is someone here? 196 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,393 A sufferer on whom I've looked 197 00:09:50,433 --> 00:09:53,962 with compassion when he lay on death's door. 198 00:09:54,002 --> 00:09:55,963 Unable to move a muscle. 199 00:09:56,003 --> 00:09:57,029 Paralyzed! 200 00:09:59,436 --> 00:10:03,558 ♪ Friend are you aware ♪ 201 00:10:03,598 --> 00:10:05,532 ♪ That you are losing your hair ♪ 202 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:08,560 ♪ Do you need money ♪ 203 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,893 ♪ Have you been on a diet ♪ 204 00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:12,667 ♪ Are you bothered by quiet ♪ 205 00:10:12,707 --> 00:10:14,468 - Ey? - Quiet. 206 00:10:14,508 --> 00:10:16,135 - Ey? - Quiet! 207 00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:20,850 Nice dance for that fellah. 208 00:10:22,715 --> 00:10:24,331 ♪ Do you get colds or prickly heat ♪ 209 00:10:24,371 --> 00:10:25,798 ♪ A burning brow and freezing feet ♪ 210 00:10:25,838 --> 00:10:27,105 ♪ A leaping pulse and jumping toes ♪ 211 00:10:27,145 --> 00:10:28,306 ♪ A falling arch a running nose ♪ 212 00:10:28,346 --> 00:10:30,767 ♪ Or hiccups ♪ 213 00:10:30,807 --> 00:10:33,601 ♪ Do you get Hiccups ♪ 214 00:10:33,641 --> 00:10:35,642 ♪ A touch of laryngitis, panangiitis, asthma ♪ 215 00:10:35,682 --> 00:10:40,610 ♪ Or appendicitis or hiccups or hiccups ♪ 216 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,612 ♪ Or measles have you had a diagnosis ♪ 217 00:10:46,652 --> 00:10:49,206 ♪ Of sorosis by osmosis with pneumono nucleosis ♪ 218 00:10:49,246 --> 00:10:50,574 ♪ plus ferosis, plus phytosis ♪ 219 00:10:50,613 --> 00:10:51,981 ♪ Plus mono gnosis and psychosis ♪ 220 00:10:54,715 --> 00:10:57,215 Have you ever been short of breath? 221 00:10:57,255 --> 00:11:02,217 ♪ Well cheer up, cheer up, cheer up, cheer up ♪ 222 00:11:03,384 --> 00:11:04,818 ♪ No matter how bad your condition ♪ 223 00:11:04,858 --> 00:11:06,619 ♪ I have news that will tickle your ears ♪ 224 00:11:08,186 --> 00:11:09,952 ♪ I was dead. ♪ 225 00:11:09,992 --> 00:11:11,213 Dead? 226 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,920 Well, pretty sick. 227 00:11:14,187 --> 00:11:16,455 ♪ Til I saw a famous physician ♪ 228 00:11:16,495 --> 00:11:19,189 ♪ Who hadn't seen a patient in years. ♪ 229 00:11:19,229 --> 00:11:21,023 He was near-sighted. 230 00:11:22,023 --> 00:11:23,757 ♪ He said hello young man you ♪ 231 00:11:23,797 --> 00:11:26,391 ♪ are possibly the plumber ♪ 232 00:11:26,431 --> 00:11:28,486 I'm a patient Dr. Hummer. 233 00:11:28,526 --> 00:11:30,726 ♪ Dr. Hummer said, hm. ♪ 234 00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:39,122 ♪ Dr. Hummer said hm, better see Dr. Cinger. ♪ 235 00:11:39,162 --> 00:11:40,630 ♪ Dr. Cinger said ah. ♪ 236 00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:52,393 ♪ You have vitaminosis and valamadenesis ♪ 237 00:11:52,432 --> 00:11:55,893 ♪ Tell me something young man, you have had some diseases ♪ 238 00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:56,735 Have I had? 239 00:12:00,936 --> 00:12:03,737 ♪ When I was one I had a ♪ 240 00:12:03,777 --> 00:12:06,538 ♪ When I was two I had a ♪ 241 00:12:06,578 --> 00:12:09,372 ♪ When I was three I had ♪ 242 00:12:09,412 --> 00:12:13,600 ♪ By the time I was four ♪ 243 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,707 ♪ When I was six I had a ♪ 244 00:12:16,747 --> 00:12:19,902 ♪ At seven I developed ♪ 245 00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:23,277 ♪ When I was eight I got a ♪ 246 00:12:23,317 --> 00:12:25,710 ♪ By the time I was nine ♪ 247 00:12:29,711 --> 00:12:32,445 Doctor why am I always so tired? 248 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:39,081 ♪ Doctor Cinger said ah, uh huh ♪ 249 00:12:40,549 --> 00:12:44,249 And gave me the following prescription. 250 00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:56,754 Zalaminhalticnol, twice a day. 251 00:12:56,954 --> 00:12:59,381 ♪ Since that day I haven't been sick sir ♪ 252 00:12:59,421 --> 00:13:01,389 ♪ That medicine did the trick sir ♪ 253 00:13:01,429 --> 00:13:04,456 ♪ And what was it, don't ask me ♪ 254 00:13:04,496 --> 00:13:09,050 ♪ I'll tell you ♪ 255 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:12,425 ♪ Yakov's Golden elixir ♪ 256 00:13:28,463 --> 00:13:29,690 Well my friends. 257 00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:31,498 Who will be the first to buy Yakov's elixir? 258 00:13:34,866 --> 00:13:36,226 It'll give you a new zest, 259 00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:37,873 new life, new enthusiasm, what is it mother? 260 00:13:38,073 --> 00:13:39,687 I have 12 pennies. My husband is sick. 261 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,654 If he had your medicine, maybe he will get well. 262 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,022 Yeah, go away please. 263 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:43,929 Please have your medicine, may he get well? 264 00:13:43,969 --> 00:13:44,969 One, one bottle right here, we need to take one bottle. 265 00:13:45,009 --> 00:13:45,969 No, no, please, no mother. 266 00:13:46,009 --> 00:13:47,563 Take a bottle? 267 00:13:47,603 --> 00:13:49,264 - Sell it to her. - No, I can't. 268 00:13:49,304 --> 00:13:50,564 Work the other side. 269 00:13:50,604 --> 00:13:52,076 Why, I did very well I sold three. 270 00:13:53,438 --> 00:13:54,932 Here you are mother, bless you. 271 00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:57,006 Whatever's wrong with your husband, he is now cured. 272 00:13:57,046 --> 00:13:58,740 All right ladies and gentlemen, here it is. 273 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:01,708 The most wonderful, the most miraculous all cure. 274 00:14:01,748 --> 00:14:02,902 The Golden elixir. 275 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,266 Mother, mother, here are your pennies, 276 00:14:05,466 --> 00:14:07,009 - give me back that medicine. - No! 277 00:14:07,543 --> 00:14:09,738 Mother the medicine is no good. 278 00:14:09,938 --> 00:14:11,814 It's for my husband. He needs it, he's sick. 279 00:14:12,014 --> 00:14:13,356 I know and this will finish him off. 280 00:14:13,556 --> 00:14:14,558 Here, take the pennies and buy milk. 281 00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:15,862 It will do much more good than the medicine. 282 00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:17,039 - The medicine is no good. - You said. 283 00:14:17,079 --> 00:14:18,506 Don't you remember me? 284 00:14:18,546 --> 00:14:19,713 I'm the fellow with all the diseases and everything, 285 00:14:19,753 --> 00:14:21,213 but there is nothing wrong with me. 286 00:14:21,253 --> 00:14:24,066 This medicine is a fake, I'm a fake, Yakov's is a fake. 287 00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:25,031 This is no good. 288 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,910 I tell you mother, we are cheating all the people, don't you see? 289 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,134 We wash windows with it, furniture polish. 290 00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:30,517 All the people. Pardon me. 291 00:14:30,557 --> 00:14:33,778 All the people back there have-- 292 00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:39,086 Yakov! 293 00:15:06,702 --> 00:15:08,829 Yakov! 294 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,797 Georgi. Georgi! 295 00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:15,864 Yakov, Yakov! 296 00:15:19,866 --> 00:15:21,493 - Yakov! - Georgi! 297 00:15:47,742 --> 00:15:49,421 Why you. 298 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:07,546 Look Yakov, a fish. 299 00:16:07,746 --> 00:16:10,671 Fish Yakov, we can have supper now. 300 00:16:10,871 --> 00:16:12,917 Put it near the flame. It's my fish Yakov. 301 00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:15,429 - It's mine now. - I know but I caught it. 302 00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:16,509 I took it. 303 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,999 When you've learned a little more about taking 304 00:16:18,199 --> 00:16:19,615 and a less about giving, you can come back. 305 00:16:19,815 --> 00:16:20,567 Get out. 306 00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:22,623 Oh look Yakov I'm sorry about that poor old woman. 307 00:16:22,823 --> 00:16:24,154 She only had 12 pennies, and I couldn't-- 308 00:16:24,354 --> 00:16:26,002 An old crow blinks at him and he turn to putt cheese. 309 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,936 - I couldn't help it, I. - In this life it's dog eat dog. 310 00:16:28,136 --> 00:16:29,145 - Right. - Bite and scratch. 311 00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:30,249 That's right Yakov. 312 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,489 Grab everything for yourself and hold on like a leech. 313 00:16:31,529 --> 00:16:33,689 Why you can't even pick a pocket. 314 00:16:33,729 --> 00:16:36,643 Yes I can so to do it. 315 00:16:36,843 --> 00:16:37,857 I'm a good thief Yakov. 316 00:16:38,057 --> 00:16:39,600 Even better than you, see? 317 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,092 That's my watch. 318 00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:44,767 - When did you get it? - In the water. 319 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,173 Please Yakov don't send me away. 320 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,988 I'll do anything you want. I'll be hard as nails. 321 00:16:48,188 --> 00:16:49,241 my heart will turn to stone. 322 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,576 Please Yakov, I'll steal my own mother's teeth. 323 00:16:51,776 --> 00:16:53,224 I'll believe it when I see it, get out. 324 00:16:53,424 --> 00:16:54,451 - What? - Get out. 325 00:16:54,651 --> 00:16:57,823 Oh all right, I'll go. 326 00:16:58,798 --> 00:17:01,206 - Right after supper. - You get out of here. 327 00:17:01,406 --> 00:17:01,831 But that's my fish. 328 00:17:02,031 --> 00:17:03,966 I took it, and I am throwing you out. 329 00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:05,733 Why you illiterate numbskull you. 330 00:17:05,773 --> 00:17:07,100 I'm not illiterate! 331 00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,300 You're not huh? 332 00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:11,124 All right, read that. 333 00:17:11,869 --> 00:17:13,156 Come on read it. 334 00:17:13,356 --> 00:17:14,503 - Read it? - Read it! 335 00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:16,397 Read it. 336 00:17:16,437 --> 00:17:18,337 Read it yes, read it. 337 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,005 But who can read on am empty stomach? 338 00:17:21,045 --> 00:17:22,705 Read it and I'll give you supper. 339 00:17:22,745 --> 00:17:24,706 You will? Oh well that's different. 340 00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:26,667 It's say ah, ah. 341 00:17:26,707 --> 00:17:28,567 Oh this is very interesting. 342 00:17:28,607 --> 00:17:30,434 Your handwriting shows definite character, 343 00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:31,908 it shows your generous and wouldn't 344 00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:34,775 refuse food to a hungry man. 345 00:17:34,815 --> 00:17:36,212 Read it. 346 00:17:36,977 --> 00:17:38,370 Read it. 347 00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:39,971 It says, dear sir. 348 00:17:40,011 --> 00:17:41,512 It says, to whom it may concern. 349 00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:43,106 That's right, I was testing you. 350 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,246 - You were testing me huh? - Yes tested you had read it. 351 00:17:52,915 --> 00:17:54,710 Best personal regards, Napoleon. 352 00:17:54,716 --> 00:17:56,582 You see, there you are. 353 00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:01,317 Well maybe I can't read or write, but I'm not illiterate. 354 00:18:01,357 --> 00:18:04,452 You're nothing just a mill stone, get out of here. 355 00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:05,985 Get out. 356 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:07,853 Bye Yakov. 357 00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:12,721 Bye. 358 00:18:15,022 --> 00:18:16,389 To whom it may concern. 359 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,789 What a silly way to start a letter. 360 00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:50,260 To whom it may concern. 361 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,600 What a silly way to start a letter. 362 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:44,277 ♪ The sailor loves the sea when the wind blows fair ♪ 363 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:48,052 ♪ The Arab loves the desert and the sand which is there ♪ 364 00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:51,352 ♪ The farmer, sandwiches. ♪ 365 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:15,561 Go get it. 366 00:20:16,861 --> 00:20:20,389 Oh, just the bottom of the barrel. 367 00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:21,829 What do you want? 368 00:20:22,996 --> 00:20:26,291 I thought perhaps you men wouldn't mind 369 00:20:26,331 --> 00:20:28,458 sharing a little of your food with a-- 370 00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:29,691 On your way you tramp. 371 00:20:29,731 --> 00:20:31,165 We hardly got enough for ourselves. 372 00:20:31,205 --> 00:20:33,066 Go on, get on your way. 373 00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:39,035 Well you just gave a little piece to the dog. 374 00:20:39,075 --> 00:20:41,096 The dog does something for his food. 375 00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:42,436 Now what'd I tell you, go on. 376 00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:43,572 Go away. 377 00:20:57,141 --> 00:20:58,541 Oh he's loony. 378 00:20:58,581 --> 00:21:01,242 If I could just have a little piece. 379 00:21:01,282 --> 00:21:02,736 Wait a minute. 380 00:21:02,776 --> 00:21:04,403 Otto, come here. 381 00:21:04,443 --> 00:21:05,956 Roll over. 382 00:21:08,544 --> 00:21:09,578 Can you do that? 383 00:21:09,618 --> 00:21:10,905 It's that good? 384 00:21:10,945 --> 00:21:12,772 - Can you do that? - Could I have a little piece? 385 00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:15,075 - Go away, can you do that? - Roll over? 386 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,947 Let's see you do it, go on. 387 00:21:18,714 --> 00:21:20,130 Hurry up. 388 00:21:20,415 --> 00:21:22,316 Quick lie down, lie down. 389 00:21:26,217 --> 00:21:28,710 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 390 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:31,052 I bet he can run faster than you can. 391 00:21:50,124 --> 00:21:52,565 No, no thanks Otto. 392 00:21:52,765 --> 00:21:54,486 You won it fair and square. 393 00:21:54,526 --> 00:21:56,227 A bargain's a bargain. 394 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:21,876 Any good? 395 00:23:23,721 --> 00:23:26,155 Well would you mind if I just taste a few? 396 00:23:26,195 --> 00:23:30,950 I haven't had anything to eat in a couple of days. 397 00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:32,490 I appreciate this. 398 00:23:33,624 --> 00:23:35,258 Thank you very much. 399 00:23:42,027 --> 00:23:44,427 Don't put that heavy stuff on top of the crystal. 400 00:23:44,467 --> 00:23:45,928 Where's the wagon? 401 00:23:47,362 --> 00:23:49,463 Oh now please go back. 402 00:23:49,503 --> 00:23:51,429 - Stop thief! - Go get him. 403 00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:54,825 Stop that thief. 404 00:23:54,831 --> 00:23:55,764 Is there somebody over there that can stop that thief? 405 00:23:55,804 --> 00:23:57,758 - I caught you, you thief! - Who, who me? 406 00:23:57,798 --> 00:23:59,269 Oh no, you have the wrong person. 407 00:23:59,469 --> 00:24:00,292 The wrong man? 408 00:24:00,332 --> 00:24:01,566 Yes, the horse followed me ask him, I'm innocent. 409 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,333 Innocent, good then you'll hang with a clear conscience. 410 00:24:03,373 --> 00:24:05,795 Take him to jail. Take him away. 411 00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:08,028 Hold it, hold it stop. I'm innocent. 412 00:24:08,068 --> 00:24:09,869 Ask the horse, I'm innocent. 413 00:24:09,909 --> 00:24:11,136 Hold it, stop! 414 00:24:11,176 --> 00:24:12,303 I'm innocent. 415 00:24:12,343 --> 00:24:14,049 Gentlemen. 416 00:24:16,804 --> 00:24:18,532 To business. 417 00:24:18,572 --> 00:24:20,006 Gizzy or is it Izzy? 418 00:24:20,046 --> 00:24:22,166 He's Gizzy uncle, I'm Izzy. 419 00:24:22,206 --> 00:24:23,706 You can always tell by the strawberry mark. 420 00:24:23,746 --> 00:24:25,234 Never mind. 421 00:24:25,274 --> 00:24:27,108 The hospital, have you cleaned it up? 422 00:24:27,148 --> 00:24:28,568 We cleaned off the floors, 423 00:24:28,608 --> 00:24:31,002 we put sheets on the bed and got the goats out of surgery. 424 00:24:31,042 --> 00:24:32,676 And I put charts on each of the patients beds, 425 00:24:32,716 --> 00:24:34,210 indicating the nature of their illness. 426 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,910 Good, at least now they'll know what they die from. 427 00:24:36,950 --> 00:24:37,972 Kovatch. 428 00:24:38,012 --> 00:24:40,606 Well, I've patrolled all the roads leading to and from Brodny. 429 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,979 So unless the Inspector General disguises himself 430 00:24:43,019 --> 00:24:46,207 as a bird and decides to fly into the city, 431 00:24:46,247 --> 00:24:47,648 he'll never get past me. 432 00:24:47,688 --> 00:24:49,375 Good. And the jail? 433 00:24:49,415 --> 00:24:50,682 I've had new locks fitted 434 00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:52,950 to all the cells, burnt the rubbish. 435 00:24:52,990 --> 00:24:54,517 I even have a prisoner. 436 00:24:54,556 --> 00:24:56,284 Good, who is he? 437 00:24:56,324 --> 00:24:58,745 Oh I don't know, just a tramp. 438 00:24:58,785 --> 00:25:00,246 I apprehended him in the city square. 439 00:25:00,286 --> 00:25:02,185 He was trying to make off with a horse and wagon, 440 00:25:02,225 --> 00:25:03,819 the one we were loading with silver. 441 00:25:03,859 --> 00:25:05,247 My silver? 442 00:25:05,287 --> 00:25:06,513 My valuables? 443 00:25:06,553 --> 00:25:08,554 Well yes, but I got him before he. 444 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:10,555 Who is he? Where did he come from? 445 00:25:10,595 --> 00:25:13,316 Oh I don't I never saw him before. 446 00:25:13,356 --> 00:25:15,390 He's just a common tramp. 447 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:16,957 Dressed in rags. 448 00:25:27,327 --> 00:25:28,954 You idiot. 449 00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:31,028 Did you cite him, question him? 450 00:25:31,068 --> 00:25:33,329 Well it was so near lunch time 451 00:25:33,369 --> 00:25:35,930 and he was just a common tramp. 452 00:25:37,397 --> 00:25:38,397 The Inspector General? 453 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:40,332 Well that's ridiculous. 454 00:25:42,098 --> 00:25:43,959 Why not a tramp? 455 00:25:43,999 --> 00:25:46,193 In Falsburg he appeared as a traveling shoe maker. 456 00:25:46,233 --> 00:25:47,833 In Clamatti he was disguised as a peddler. 457 00:25:47,873 --> 00:25:50,428 And here, why not a tramp? 458 00:25:50,468 --> 00:25:52,395 My horse and wagon, my horse and wagon. 459 00:25:52,435 --> 00:25:54,536 The wagon I loaded with valuables to ship out of town. 460 00:25:54,576 --> 00:25:55,729 Yes sir. 461 00:25:55,769 --> 00:25:56,903 Of course, the evidence he needed. 462 00:25:56,943 --> 00:25:58,597 Now he knows. 463 00:25:58,637 --> 00:25:59,830 I would like to take 464 00:25:59,870 --> 00:26:01,471 this opportunity to tender my resignation. 465 00:26:01,511 --> 00:26:04,138 My chain of office to the jail. 466 00:26:26,446 --> 00:26:28,347 Want some water? 467 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:30,414 Water? I want some food. 468 00:26:30,454 --> 00:26:31,641 I'm sorry. 469 00:26:31,681 --> 00:26:34,749 The prisoners are fed promptly at 3 o'clock. 470 00:26:34,789 --> 00:26:38,176 I guess I can hold out til then. 471 00:26:38,216 --> 00:26:40,284 Wednesday and Saturday. 472 00:26:41,484 --> 00:26:43,951 Wednesday, but today is Thursday. 473 00:26:43,991 --> 00:26:45,679 When it's time. 474 00:26:45,719 --> 00:26:49,180 Look I haven't eaten in two days. 475 00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:50,621 What kind of jail is this where 476 00:26:50,661 --> 00:26:53,042 they won't even give a man a crust of bread. 477 00:26:53,242 --> 00:26:54,356 This is a nice jail. 478 00:26:54,396 --> 00:26:55,850 Really it is. 479 00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:58,157 We've had some wonderful hangings here. 480 00:26:58,197 --> 00:26:59,884 Oh that's very nice. 481 00:26:59,924 --> 00:27:01,825 What's wonderful about a hanging? 482 00:27:01,865 --> 00:27:04,425 Oh, you should see the ceremony. 483 00:27:04,465 --> 00:27:06,687 And the last meal. 484 00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:08,854 - The last meal? - Yes. 485 00:27:08,894 --> 00:27:10,675 Can you order anything you like? 486 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:13,029 Anything. The town of Brodny may have its faults, 487 00:27:13,068 --> 00:27:15,296 but they certainly do it right when they hang a man. 488 00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:16,523 They do? 489 00:27:16,563 --> 00:27:17,730 The Mayor and all the commissionaires 490 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:19,864 come dressed in their finest clothes. 491 00:27:19,904 --> 00:27:23,099 And the town band assemblies at the door of the jail. 492 00:27:23,139 --> 00:27:25,132 Such beautiful music. 493 00:27:25,172 --> 00:27:26,526 It is? 494 00:27:26,566 --> 00:27:28,000 And they play the prisoner right up to the gallows. 495 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,635 I'll never forget one hanging we had a few years ago. 496 00:27:30,675 --> 00:27:32,434 - What's that? - What's what? 497 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:37,270 What's that music? 498 00:27:44,972 --> 00:27:46,673 What were you arrested for? 499 00:27:46,713 --> 00:27:48,107 Nothing, I'm innocent. 500 00:27:48,147 --> 00:27:50,067 The horse followed me and all. 501 00:27:50,107 --> 00:27:51,440 The commissionaires and everybody, 502 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,675 and they brought the band. 503 00:27:52,715 --> 00:27:54,135 The band? 504 00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:56,442 Who are they going to hang? 505 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,577 There's only one prisoner here. 506 00:28:00,617 --> 00:28:04,178 Well, if he doesn't finish his last meal. 507 00:28:05,812 --> 00:28:07,539 - Help! - No, no. 508 00:28:07,579 --> 00:28:09,246 - Help, help! - Easy, easy. 509 00:28:09,286 --> 00:28:10,673 Help! 510 00:28:10,713 --> 00:28:12,047 You let me out of here, you let me out of this jail, 511 00:28:12,087 --> 00:28:14,148 do you hear, or I'll go right to the Emperor. 512 00:28:14,188 --> 00:28:15,342 Help, help! 513 00:28:15,382 --> 00:28:17,409 What a fine crooked village this must be. 514 00:28:17,449 --> 00:28:18,917 The thieves you must have here. 515 00:28:18,957 --> 00:28:20,417 Let me out! 516 00:28:20,457 --> 00:28:22,350 Help! 517 00:28:23,784 --> 00:28:25,045 A common tramp eh? 518 00:28:25,085 --> 00:28:27,052 Why did they put me in this jail? 519 00:28:27,092 --> 00:28:28,212 Help! 520 00:28:28,252 --> 00:28:30,620 - Open that gate, open the gate. - No trial, no justice. 521 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:34,014 I will report this to the Emperor. 522 00:28:34,054 --> 00:28:36,482 This is a crooked village, this is. 523 00:28:36,522 --> 00:28:38,822 Don't anybody come near me, don't you come near me. 524 00:28:38,862 --> 00:28:40,850 If any of you come near me. 525 00:28:40,890 --> 00:28:42,224 I demand to be released. 526 00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:48,086 I'm mayor, if you've been put to any inconvenience, 527 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:49,493 I assure you that my colleagues 528 00:28:49,533 --> 00:28:52,254 and myself are extremely distressed. 529 00:28:52,294 --> 00:28:53,694 This is just a small community. 530 00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:55,161 Not rich or powerful. 531 00:29:04,598 --> 00:29:06,158 But citizens or travelers, 532 00:29:06,198 --> 00:29:07,365 be they humbled or exalted 533 00:29:07,405 --> 00:29:09,126 to the highest degree of nobility. 534 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,899 Be they vagrants or inspector generals 535 00:29:10,939 --> 00:29:12,200 appointed by the Emperor. 536 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,067 In our village they find courtesy, 537 00:29:14,107 --> 00:29:18,735 honor and strict adherence to the principals of justice. 538 00:29:21,870 --> 00:29:24,237 Command us your excellency and we will obey. 539 00:29:28,471 --> 00:29:30,699 Believe me your Highness, I understand 540 00:29:30,739 --> 00:29:33,073 and value your desire to remain incognito. 541 00:29:33,113 --> 00:29:36,374 Permit me to compliment you on your amazing disguise. 542 00:29:36,414 --> 00:29:38,269 It's most convincing. 543 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:41,136 In a corrupt city, with dishonest officials, 544 00:29:41,176 --> 00:29:43,310 such a strategy would be most effective. 545 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:46,377 But here in our fair village of Brodny, 546 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:49,605 we beg you to accept our hospitality. 547 00:29:49,645 --> 00:29:53,140 Why don't we discuss the entire situation at dinner. 548 00:29:53,147 --> 00:29:55,207 Burbis, go to my house and tell my wife 549 00:29:55,247 --> 00:29:56,474 we have an honored guest. 550 00:29:56,514 --> 00:29:58,181 Tell her to make a feast, a banquet. 551 00:29:58,221 --> 00:29:59,342 Your excellency, 552 00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,516 how can we talk in these sordid surroundings? 553 00:30:01,556 --> 00:30:03,684 At my home, dinner will be just about ready. 554 00:30:03,724 --> 00:30:06,278 A roast, a turkey, several kinds of game, 555 00:30:06,318 --> 00:30:08,945 a rack of lamb and a magnificent pot-roast. 556 00:30:08,985 --> 00:30:10,779 You will probably want a change of clothes. 557 00:30:10,819 --> 00:30:12,746 Quick, some suitable clothing for his excellency. 558 00:30:12,786 --> 00:30:13,787 Where will I get the clothing? 559 00:30:13,827 --> 00:30:15,321 Your uniform, take it off. 560 00:30:15,361 --> 00:30:17,381 - Now? - Now. 561 00:30:17,421 --> 00:30:19,582 - Your excellency. - Yes, yes? 562 00:30:19,622 --> 00:30:21,448 Our chief of police regrets his mistake. 563 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:22,690 He will be delighted for you to wear 564 00:30:22,730 --> 00:30:24,523 his uniform until your luggage arrives. 565 00:30:24,563 --> 00:30:26,784 Kovatch will be honored. 566 00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:28,951 Burbis he's tall isn't he, I know he is. 567 00:30:28,991 --> 00:30:30,291 Is he going to stay long? 568 00:30:30,331 --> 00:30:31,486 I hope not. 569 00:30:31,526 --> 00:30:32,859 What's taking you so long, hurry. 570 00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:34,527 But I can't get it, it's too tight. 571 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:36,021 Too tight indeed, I wonder 572 00:30:36,061 --> 00:30:37,660 if the Inspector General will think it's too tight? 573 00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,361 Tell me did you notice the color of his eyes? 574 00:30:39,401 --> 00:30:41,198 - Are they blue? Are the brown? - Yes. Yes. 575 00:30:41,804 --> 00:30:42,662 - Are they black? - Yes. 576 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,305 What are you staring at stupid? 577 00:30:44,639 --> 00:30:47,364 Get busy and set the table. And you two, listen. 578 00:30:47,564 --> 00:30:49,165 When you serve, see that your hands are clean. 579 00:30:49,205 --> 00:30:51,258 And you Bela, you remove the dishes when I ring. 580 00:30:51,298 --> 00:30:53,159 And you Ladislaus, you bring on the fresh course 581 00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:54,366 and move quickly and see that you 582 00:30:54,406 --> 00:30:56,500 don't spill anything on our guests. 583 00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:58,934 Did you hear me? What did I say? 584 00:30:58,974 --> 00:31:01,695 - I take a bowl of fruits. - When? 585 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:02,469 When you ring the bell. 586 00:31:03,703 --> 00:31:05,130 All right Liza you help serve the wine 587 00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:06,937 and do anything else you can to make yourself useful. 588 00:31:06,977 --> 00:31:09,097 Come Burbis. Put on a clean apron. 589 00:31:09,137 --> 00:31:10,771 Did he say anything about Paris? 590 00:31:10,811 --> 00:31:12,672 Or Budapest, or Vienna? 591 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:14,933 That dress was too tight. 592 00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:16,807 So tight, it made her eyes pop out. 593 00:31:24,042 --> 00:31:26,303 This is my humble home, your excellency. 594 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:29,644 It isn't large, but I've only a small pittance of a salary. 595 00:31:29,684 --> 00:31:33,245 Please enter. 596 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,480 Maria, my jewel. 597 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,481 Maria. 598 00:31:43,215 --> 00:31:45,442 You're excellency, this is my wife, Maria. 599 00:31:45,482 --> 00:31:47,076 His excellency, The Inspector General. 600 00:31:47,116 --> 00:31:48,717 It's a great privilege your excellency, 601 00:31:48,757 --> 00:31:50,584 may your visit here be pleasurable pleasure. 602 00:31:50,624 --> 00:31:52,585 - Welcome your majesty. - Your hat your excellency. 603 00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:54,645 - And your sword. - Oh Bela. 604 00:31:54,685 --> 00:31:58,253 Your excellency, my wife Catherine. 605 00:31:59,187 --> 00:32:00,347 Lazlo. 606 00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:03,254 We must get rid of him. I'll give him plenty of brandy, 607 00:32:03,294 --> 00:32:05,649 anything to stop the inspection. You get the glasses. 608 00:32:05,689 --> 00:32:07,090 A toast your excellency. 609 00:32:07,130 --> 00:32:09,056 Something to prepare your palate. 610 00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:10,790 A toast to his excellency. 611 00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:12,591 I'll see about the dinner. 612 00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:14,085 Dinner? 613 00:32:23,595 --> 00:32:25,195 My friends a toast to his excellency. 614 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:27,663 Long live his excellency. 615 00:32:31,597 --> 00:32:34,959 Lazlo, quickly, the wine, the brandy, quickly. 616 00:32:34,999 --> 00:32:36,799 Come on, please, please. 617 00:32:36,839 --> 00:32:39,360 Quickly. More brandy Bela. 618 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,134 Now your excellency, how charming it is for us to have. 619 00:32:42,174 --> 00:32:44,334 May I present Mrs. Burbis your excellency. 620 00:32:44,374 --> 00:32:47,736 She's the wife of our tax collector and chemist. 621 00:32:47,776 --> 00:32:48,996 Here we are. 622 00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:51,070 Your excellency, a little more wine. 623 00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:54,267 And a toast to His Majesty, The Emperor. 624 00:32:54,271 --> 00:32:56,231 Long live The Emperor. 625 00:33:04,074 --> 00:33:06,169 This is Izzick and his twin brother Gizzick. 626 00:33:06,209 --> 00:33:08,209 They're in charge of our postal department. 627 00:33:08,249 --> 00:33:09,903 The Inspector General Izzick. 628 00:33:09,943 --> 00:33:12,236 - I'm not Izzick. - He's Gizzick. 629 00:33:12,276 --> 00:33:14,209 It's very easy to tell by the strawberry mark. 630 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:15,112 No, no, no, some other time. 631 00:33:15,151 --> 00:33:17,939 One more aperitif just before dinner. 632 00:33:17,979 --> 00:33:20,246 - Dinner is served. - Ah, dinner is served. 633 00:33:20,286 --> 00:33:22,314 One last drink your excellency. 634 00:33:22,354 --> 00:33:25,048 A toast, here's to the righteous. 635 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:27,208 To the righteous. 636 00:33:27,248 --> 00:33:29,449 Here's to the evil-doer. 637 00:34:05,727 --> 00:34:07,989 I suppose after Paris and Budapest, 638 00:34:08,029 --> 00:34:10,623 your journey here must be very distasteful. 639 00:34:10,663 --> 00:34:12,130 And what do you think of Switzerland? 640 00:34:12,170 --> 00:34:15,557 I have relatives there in Bal, the Berghoffs. 641 00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:17,458 Did you ever run across them? 642 00:34:17,498 --> 00:34:19,132 Your uniform is beautiful, 643 00:34:19,172 --> 00:34:21,459 my husband has one just like it. 644 00:34:21,499 --> 00:34:23,033 I do hope you're not disappointed 645 00:34:23,073 --> 00:34:25,734 in the simple fair we serve here. 646 00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:28,061 Ladies and gentlemen! 647 00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:30,996 I would like to propose a toast. 648 00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:33,169 To the fairest city in all the land. 649 00:34:33,209 --> 00:34:36,137 To the home of courage, integrity and honesty. 650 00:34:36,177 --> 00:34:37,198 To Brodny. 651 00:34:37,238 --> 00:34:38,738 To Brodny. 652 00:34:48,775 --> 00:34:51,375 Even if I'd had time to prepare the proper kind of dinner, 653 00:34:51,415 --> 00:34:53,103 I don't suppose your excellency 654 00:34:53,143 --> 00:34:54,743 would have found it comparable to 655 00:34:54,783 --> 00:34:57,738 the sumptuous table they set at The Emperor's Palace. 656 00:34:57,778 --> 00:35:00,545 Of course I do wish Bryo had given me a little more time. 657 00:35:00,585 --> 00:35:02,612 You know. 658 00:35:02,652 --> 00:35:04,107 Maria! 659 00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:07,447 His excellency's glass is empty. 660 00:35:08,348 --> 00:35:10,615 Liza wine for his excellency. Quickly, quickly. 661 00:35:10,655 --> 00:35:12,175 Yes ma'am. 662 00:35:12,215 --> 00:35:13,683 After you've eaten, 663 00:35:13,723 --> 00:35:17,517 perhaps you'll tell me about your life in Vienna? 664 00:35:20,584 --> 00:35:23,218 I'm so sorry your excellency, I'm so sorry. 665 00:35:23,258 --> 00:35:24,446 I didn't mean to. 666 00:35:24,486 --> 00:35:25,895 It's all right, it was just an accident. 667 00:35:26,095 --> 00:35:28,208 Why you clumsy drudge. 668 00:35:29,387 --> 00:35:32,982 Oh it was nothing, just merely an accident. 669 00:35:33,022 --> 00:35:35,749 I always spill wine all over my suit. 670 00:35:35,789 --> 00:35:37,190 Really, she didn't mean it. 671 00:35:37,230 --> 00:35:38,790 It was just an accident. 672 00:35:38,830 --> 00:35:40,758 Water is very good for wool. 673 00:35:40,798 --> 00:35:45,259 Just that she didn't mean it, it was just an accident. 674 00:35:48,793 --> 00:35:51,198 She really didn't. 675 00:35:54,029 --> 00:35:57,856 Ladislaus, bring on the meat course this second. 676 00:35:57,896 --> 00:35:59,257 Bela the meat courses. 677 00:35:59,297 --> 00:36:01,897 Bring on the meat courses secondly, quickly. 678 00:36:01,937 --> 00:36:03,480 Pardon me. 679 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:10,834 Tell me, is it true about the women in Paris? 680 00:36:10,874 --> 00:36:12,468 You know I heard that. 681 00:36:17,703 --> 00:36:19,004 Would you pass that down? 682 00:38:09,172 --> 00:38:10,899 Is there something wrong your excellency? 683 00:38:10,939 --> 00:38:12,173 Oh try this your excellency. 684 00:38:12,213 --> 00:38:15,574 I always carry it with me, it'll cure anything. 685 00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:39,648 Good morning your excellency. 686 00:38:39,688 --> 00:38:43,583 I thought you would like a glass of milk before breakfast. 687 00:38:43,623 --> 00:38:45,044 How did I get here? 688 00:38:45,084 --> 00:38:47,584 We carried you up after dinner, your excellency. 689 00:38:47,624 --> 00:38:48,751 We undressed you and. 690 00:38:48,791 --> 00:38:50,178 We? 691 00:38:50,218 --> 00:38:52,776 And you were in a very playful mood, your excellency. 692 00:38:54,026 --> 00:38:56,587 What a naughty Inspector General. 693 00:38:56,627 --> 00:38:58,031 What? 694 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:02,389 Maria. All right, all right. 695 00:39:02,429 --> 00:39:05,317 Good morning Your Excellency. 696 00:39:05,357 --> 00:39:10,119 May I express the hope that you spent a comfortable night? 697 00:39:10,159 --> 00:39:11,419 What time is it? 698 00:39:11,459 --> 00:39:12,919 It's just past nine. 699 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:14,593 But you've ample time for a substantial breakfast 700 00:39:14,632 --> 00:39:17,327 before you start your tour of inspections. 701 00:39:17,367 --> 00:39:19,494 - Inspections? - Yes our program is 11 am, 702 00:39:19,534 --> 00:39:20,821 reception at the town hall, 703 00:39:20,861 --> 00:39:22,262 inspection of the of the Guard of Honor 704 00:39:22,302 --> 00:39:23,722 and the band concert. 705 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:26,763 At 11:30 a parade to the jail and 12:15 a public hanging. 706 00:39:26,803 --> 00:39:27,890 Hanging? 707 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:28,998 Followed by lunch. 708 00:39:29,038 --> 00:39:30,924 This hanging? 709 00:39:30,964 --> 00:39:33,192 It isn't anyone I know, is it? 710 00:39:33,232 --> 00:39:35,793 Oh it's just some rascal our elite police arrested. 711 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:37,934 The rouge was impersonating a police office. 712 00:39:37,974 --> 00:39:39,961 Impersonating? 713 00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:41,568 Yes, he made off with a sack of apples 714 00:39:41,608 --> 00:39:42,768 from a local fruit merchant. 715 00:39:42,808 --> 00:39:44,729 Yes, impersonating an officer. 716 00:39:44,769 --> 00:39:46,864 Hanging is much too good for him. 717 00:39:46,904 --> 00:39:48,438 Of course, now I realize that your excellency 718 00:39:48,477 --> 00:39:50,905 wants to continue his journey as soon as possible. 719 00:39:50,945 --> 00:39:52,539 Yes, I must go immediately. 720 00:39:52,579 --> 00:39:54,565 I've, no receptions. 721 00:39:54,605 --> 00:39:56,066 Why Your Excellency I'm broken hearted. 722 00:39:56,106 --> 00:39:57,907 I was looking forward to you inspecting our little village. 723 00:39:57,947 --> 00:39:59,300 Yes, it's a wonderful village. 724 00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:00,741 Finest village I've ever seen but I. 725 00:40:00,781 --> 00:40:01,934 Would you be kind enough 726 00:40:01,974 --> 00:40:03,169 to say so in your official report? 727 00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:04,242 Yes, yes of course, but I must get dressed. 728 00:40:04,282 --> 00:40:05,836 Yes, yes of course. 729 00:40:05,876 --> 00:40:07,636 Assemble the villagers and the band 730 00:40:07,676 --> 00:40:09,038 to speed his excellency on his way. 731 00:40:09,077 --> 00:40:11,044 - Where are my clothes? - Clothes, Kovatch! 732 00:40:11,084 --> 00:40:12,201 The uniform. 733 00:40:13,446 --> 00:40:15,773 Well it's badly stained, I was having it cleaned. 734 00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:17,447 Well then a fresh uniform for his excellency. 735 00:40:17,487 --> 00:40:20,214 Yes but where will I get one for his excellency? 736 00:40:20,254 --> 00:40:21,674 Yours will do. 737 00:40:21,714 --> 00:40:24,248 This is brand new, this wouldn't fit his excellency. 738 00:40:24,288 --> 00:40:26,109 Izzick, Gizzick, take care of this. 739 00:40:26,149 --> 00:40:27,917 They used to be tailors your excellency. 740 00:40:27,957 --> 00:40:29,310 They will rectify that. 741 00:40:29,350 --> 00:40:31,350 A perfect fit for his excellency in a half an hour. 742 00:42:34,157 --> 00:42:35,957 You see your excellency, even in the short time 743 00:42:35,997 --> 00:42:38,758 you've been here, you've captured the hearts of our people. 744 00:42:38,798 --> 00:42:40,426 What a pity you have to leave. 745 00:42:40,466 --> 00:42:44,420 Well I thought I might be coming back again soon. 746 00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:46,494 No, no don't change your plans on our account. 747 00:42:46,534 --> 00:42:48,195 Quick, his excellency's horse. 748 00:42:48,235 --> 00:42:50,095 The Inspector General's horse. 749 00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:55,730 Thank you, I'll send the horse back as soon as possible. 750 00:42:55,770 --> 00:42:57,324 No, no keep it. 751 00:42:57,364 --> 00:42:59,765 Help his excellency to mount. 752 00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:10,035 Oh your excellency, great star of wisdom. 753 00:43:10,075 --> 00:43:11,462 Yakov. 754 00:43:11,502 --> 00:43:13,969 Exulted one, do not be angry with your devoted servants. 755 00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:15,603 I've hunted for you everywhere. 756 00:43:15,643 --> 00:43:17,271 Forgive me great master. 757 00:43:17,311 --> 00:43:18,464 Forgive me. 758 00:43:18,504 --> 00:43:20,138 Bestow mercy on your unworthy servant. 759 00:43:20,178 --> 00:43:22,705 Forgive me you numbskull, or I'll break you in half. 760 00:43:22,745 --> 00:43:24,633 Oh be generous. 761 00:43:24,673 --> 00:43:26,033 It's all right Yakov. 762 00:43:26,073 --> 00:43:27,941 I am the lowly servant of His Great Lord, 763 00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:29,368 The Inspector General. 764 00:43:29,408 --> 00:43:31,208 Due to my negligence, we were separated on the road. 765 00:43:31,248 --> 00:43:32,403 I was just leaving. 766 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,269 Oh I must speak to you first master. 767 00:43:34,309 --> 00:43:36,343 The Emperor has sent you confidential instructions. 768 00:43:36,383 --> 00:43:38,537 A secret message. 769 00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:40,738 But he was just leaving. 770 00:43:40,778 --> 00:43:45,180 The Inspector General will decide that for himself. 771 00:43:48,381 --> 00:43:49,648 What are you doing? 772 00:43:49,688 --> 00:43:52,515 Yakov, I'll never be able to get out. 773 00:43:57,817 --> 00:43:59,310 Yakov why did you stop me? 774 00:43:59,350 --> 00:44:00,452 I had a chance to get away and now they may hang me. 775 00:44:00,491 --> 00:44:02,178 Be quiet you idiot. 776 00:44:02,218 --> 00:44:04,252 Why should they hang The Inspector General? 777 00:44:04,292 --> 00:44:05,479 Get out of state. 778 00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:06,980 They lay the whole town at your feet. 779 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,862 I don't want the town, I've got everything I want, 780 00:44:09,062 --> 00:44:09,894 I just wanna get out of here. 781 00:44:10,094 --> 00:44:10,388 Wait a minute, you've got everything you want? 782 00:44:10,428 --> 00:44:11,615 What have you got? 783 00:44:11,655 --> 00:44:12,455 I didn't let anything slip through my fingers. 784 00:44:12,495 --> 00:44:13,649 What have you got? 785 00:44:13,689 --> 00:44:15,150 I didn't let anything slip through my hands. 786 00:44:15,189 --> 00:44:15,989 Bite and scratch, steal and take, dog eat dog see. 787 00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:17,216 Spoons, three spoons? 788 00:44:17,256 --> 00:44:19,291 And these fat thieves are loaded with gold. 789 00:44:19,331 --> 00:44:20,785 But Yakov you don't understand. 790 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,624 We can sell the spoons, buy a new wagon and leave this town. 791 00:44:22,664 --> 00:44:24,986 All right, go on run away. 792 00:44:25,026 --> 00:44:26,460 I was right in the first place. 793 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,793 You haven't got an honest bone in your body. 794 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,252 Honest? 795 00:44:30,828 --> 00:44:32,755 Wait a minute Yakov, I don't understand. 796 00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:34,029 Only a few days ago you kicked me out 797 00:44:34,069 --> 00:44:35,396 because you said I wasn't a good thief. 798 00:44:35,436 --> 00:44:37,656 - I kicked you out? - Yes. 799 00:44:37,696 --> 00:44:39,190 I tear my heart into little bits, 800 00:44:39,230 --> 00:44:41,531 you ride with me for company, and this is the thanks I get? 801 00:44:41,571 --> 00:44:42,765 For once in your miserable life 802 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:45,058 you have a chance really do some good. 803 00:44:45,098 --> 00:44:47,059 To act out the part, so what happens? 804 00:44:47,099 --> 00:44:50,194 You want to run like a rabbit to save your own shabby skin. 805 00:44:50,234 --> 00:44:51,990 Never a thought of the people in the village. 806 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,435 Nothing but selfishness. 807 00:44:53,474 --> 00:44:54,896 Now wait a minute. 808 00:44:54,935 --> 00:44:56,769 I crawled through every corner of this village. 809 00:44:56,809 --> 00:44:58,863 Georgi, what misery exists here. 810 00:44:58,903 --> 00:45:00,204 The Mayor and his officials tax 811 00:45:00,244 --> 00:45:01,671 the very life out of this town. 812 00:45:01,711 --> 00:45:04,665 And not content with that, they steal. 813 00:45:04,705 --> 00:45:07,599 35,000 crowns they collected from the little children 814 00:45:07,639 --> 00:45:10,233 and their poor parents to buy a pipe organ for the church. 815 00:45:10,273 --> 00:45:12,107 And they trump up a cock and bull story that the organ 816 00:45:12,147 --> 00:45:15,175 was destroyed but I know that they sold it in another town. 817 00:45:15,215 --> 00:45:16,068 No. 818 00:45:16,108 --> 00:45:17,275 Now by tonight we can make 819 00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:19,276 them pay 35,000 crowns for protection. 820 00:45:19,316 --> 00:45:20,777 Then I buy back the organ, 821 00:45:20,817 --> 00:45:24,071 you present it to the town and we expose these rascals. 822 00:45:24,111 --> 00:45:26,739 May I become a wandering gypsy if I'm not telling the truth. 823 00:45:26,779 --> 00:45:28,006 But you are a wandering gypsy. 824 00:45:28,046 --> 00:45:29,313 That proves I'm telling the truth. 825 00:45:29,353 --> 00:45:30,773 Now to work Georgi. 826 00:45:30,813 --> 00:45:32,214 The most important thing is that you make them understand 827 00:45:32,254 --> 00:45:33,547 that you know how crooked you are. 828 00:45:33,587 --> 00:45:36,375 They'll shower you with gold. 829 00:45:36,415 --> 00:45:37,875 35,000 crowns Yakov, 830 00:45:37,915 --> 00:45:39,649 do you think they'll give it to me just like that? 831 00:45:39,689 --> 00:45:42,043 They will give you more. It never fails. 832 00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:43,485 It's even easier when you're an Inspector General. 833 00:45:43,524 --> 00:45:45,344 I don't know how to be an Inspector General. 834 00:45:45,384 --> 00:45:47,352 That's very simple, you have to behave like one. 835 00:45:47,392 --> 00:45:49,746 - But how? - Oh how, why, what. 836 00:45:49,786 --> 00:45:51,920 Don't bother me with silly technicalities. 837 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,454 You're The Inspector General. 838 00:45:53,494 --> 00:45:55,287 Be big, strong, firm. 839 00:46:01,823 --> 00:46:03,991 Gentlemen, I have good news for you. 840 00:46:04,031 --> 00:46:08,319 The Inspector General has decided to remain indefinitely. 841 00:46:08,359 --> 00:46:10,159 He demands an inspection of the financial affairs 842 00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:12,060 of Brodny and he will meet with you 843 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,161 at the town hall at two o'clock. 844 00:46:28,966 --> 00:46:31,893 ♪ Big big be strong be firm says Yakov ♪ 845 00:46:31,933 --> 00:46:34,767 ♪ But if it doesn't work whose neck will they jerk ♪ 846 00:46:34,807 --> 00:46:37,968 ♪ Whose block will they knock off ♪ 847 00:46:38,008 --> 00:46:40,663 ♪ Not Yakov ♪ 848 00:46:40,703 --> 00:46:44,203 ♪ Be an Inspector General ♪ 849 00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:49,105 What does an Inspector General do? 850 00:46:49,145 --> 00:46:51,139 Inspect Generals? 851 00:46:51,179 --> 00:46:52,980 No. 852 00:46:53,373 --> 00:46:57,035 ♪ An Inspector General generally inspects that is ♪ 853 00:46:57,075 --> 00:46:59,342 ♪ They expect them to inspect generally ♪ 854 00:46:59,382 --> 00:47:02,470 ♪ If they're expecting a Inspector General ♪ 855 00:47:02,510 --> 00:47:04,410 ♪ But an exceptionally generous Inspector General ♪ 856 00:47:04,450 --> 00:47:05,637 ♪ Who made an exception ♪ 857 00:47:05,677 --> 00:47:06,944 ♪ And had no inspection would cause suspicion ♪ 858 00:47:06,984 --> 00:47:09,245 ♪ Which in my condition I couldn't accept ♪ 859 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:10,978 Thank you. 860 00:47:11,446 --> 00:47:14,140 ♪ However if people aren't suspecting ♪ 861 00:47:14,180 --> 00:47:15,947 ♪ Now accept without detecting an imposter ♪ 862 00:47:15,987 --> 00:47:18,508 ♪ Who's not posted as a pedigree inspector ♪ 863 00:47:18,548 --> 00:47:20,249 ♪ Could this palpable imposter say a gypsy ♪ 864 00:47:20,289 --> 00:47:23,949 ♪ Or accoster could possibly get past them by his posture ♪ 865 00:47:23,989 --> 00:47:27,017 In two words, unlikely. 866 00:47:32,253 --> 00:47:37,053 ♪ So it is not a question of to flee or not to flee ♪ 867 00:47:37,093 --> 00:47:41,722 ♪ But to be or not to be. ♪ 868 00:47:41,762 --> 00:47:46,724 ♪ And if so how ♪ 869 00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:48,558 ♪ Should I be arrogant ♪ 870 00:47:48,598 --> 00:47:50,324 ♪ Should I be elegant ♪ 871 00:47:50,364 --> 00:47:53,916 ♪ Should I be smart ♪ 872 00:47:53,926 --> 00:47:55,693 ♪ A rolling Russian Czar ♪ 873 00:47:55,733 --> 00:47:57,460 ♪ Or very British impar ♪ 874 00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:01,021 ♪ Or like the KGV in knees, who already eats the cheese ♪ 875 00:48:01,061 --> 00:48:03,162 ♪ While he says no thank you please ♪ 876 00:48:03,202 --> 00:48:08,163 ♪ Be smart I must examine every side of me ♪ 877 00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:13,533 ♪ The long the narrow the wide of me ♪ 878 00:48:13,573 --> 00:48:18,534 ♪ The Dr. Jekyll and Hide of me ♪ 879 00:48:20,001 --> 00:48:24,302 ♪ If I value my anatomy the skinny and the fat of me ♪ 880 00:48:24,342 --> 00:48:29,304 ♪ How shall I start to play the part ♪ 881 00:48:34,039 --> 00:48:36,640 ♪ Should I be arrogant ♪ 882 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,833 Up off your knees. 883 00:48:38,873 --> 00:48:40,901 Stop licking my boots. 884 00:48:40,941 --> 00:48:42,308 ♪ Elegant ♪ 885 00:48:42,348 --> 00:48:43,737 Sugar? 886 00:48:44,808 --> 00:48:46,209 A lump. 887 00:48:47,243 --> 00:48:48,880 Lemon? 888 00:48:51,651 --> 00:48:53,215 Cream? 889 00:48:53,678 --> 00:48:55,416 A dribble. 890 00:48:56,846 --> 00:48:58,448 Tea? 891 00:48:58,713 --> 00:49:00,147 Never touch it. 892 00:49:01,948 --> 00:49:03,642 ♪ Or smart ♪ 893 00:49:03,682 --> 00:49:05,849 If they don't know what they should know, 894 00:49:05,889 --> 00:49:08,116 they don't know what you would know. 895 00:49:08,156 --> 00:49:11,744 ♪ Arrogant, elegant, smart ♪ 896 00:49:11,784 --> 00:49:13,362 ♪ If you say so ♪ 897 00:49:13,562 --> 00:49:15,745 ♪ - And it's not so ♪ ♪ - So what so ♪ 898 00:49:15,785 --> 00:49:18,213 ♪ If you talk to them ya pa pa pa ♪ 899 00:49:18,253 --> 00:49:20,313 ♪ You only waste your breathe ♪ 900 00:49:20,353 --> 00:49:21,387 ♪ Laugh at them ♪ 901 00:49:22,521 --> 00:49:24,681 ♪ They are you far beneath ♪ 902 00:49:24,721 --> 00:49:27,023 ♪ Talk and you show your ignorance ♪ 903 00:49:27,063 --> 00:49:31,024 ♪ Laugh and you show your teeth ♪ 904 00:49:33,925 --> 00:49:35,719 Gentlemen if you would just step aside 905 00:49:35,759 --> 00:49:37,526 for one moment I should be very happy 906 00:49:37,565 --> 00:49:40,454 to talk to this unfortunate wretch. 907 00:49:40,493 --> 00:49:42,211 Thank you. 908 00:49:47,062 --> 00:49:48,829 ♪ The course of action you should act on ♪ 909 00:49:48,869 --> 00:49:51,564 ♪ That I'd actually planned is a smasher ♪ 910 00:49:51,604 --> 00:49:53,730 ♪ A lot of thought I put in it ♪ 911 00:49:53,770 --> 00:49:58,732 ♪ If you casually cover up your mouth with your hand ♪ 912 00:49:59,933 --> 00:50:03,060 ♪ You will never put your foot in it ♪ 913 00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:05,135 ♪ Never, never, never put your foot in it ♪ 914 00:50:05,175 --> 00:50:07,368 Really gentlemen, please. 915 00:50:12,437 --> 00:50:15,698 ♪ Sneak a sniff in of snuff ♪ 916 00:50:15,738 --> 00:50:20,739 ♪ Achoo, and solve your difficulties with ease ♪ 917 00:50:22,173 --> 00:50:24,774 ♪ Just stand around and wait for them to sneeze ♪ 918 00:50:38,145 --> 00:50:42,007 ♪ And you'll see which way will blow the breeze ♪ 919 00:50:42,047 --> 00:50:43,614 ♪ Pay no attention to what he tells ♪ 920 00:50:43,654 --> 00:50:48,582 ♪ Do it my way, my way, my way, which way ♪ 921 00:50:49,516 --> 00:50:51,245 ♪ Talk and you'll show your ♪ 922 00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:53,050 ♪ If you put your hand in front of your mouth ♪ 923 00:50:53,090 --> 00:50:56,952 ♪ Wait till they sneeze to see how blows the breeze ♪ 924 00:51:01,586 --> 00:51:04,047 ♪ Stop ♪ 925 00:51:04,087 --> 00:51:06,681 ♪ Please stop ♪ 926 00:51:06,721 --> 00:51:10,455 ♪ You're confusing me please stop, please stop, please stop ♪ 927 00:51:10,495 --> 00:51:14,716 ♪ It's plain to see ♪ 928 00:51:14,756 --> 00:51:18,959 ♪ You're so pleased with yourselves ♪ 929 00:51:18,999 --> 00:51:23,360 ♪ You don't care about me ♪ 930 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:27,421 ♪ That isn't true. ♪ 931 00:51:27,461 --> 00:51:32,462 ♪ If we didn't care, would we talk this way ♪ 932 00:51:37,464 --> 00:51:41,765 ♪ Things are not as bad as they look gypsy boy ♪ 933 00:51:41,805 --> 00:51:46,561 ♪ No sir, they are much worse ♪ 934 00:51:46,601 --> 00:51:51,501 ♪ And remember a tear in the eye is worth two in the bush ♪ 935 00:51:52,135 --> 00:51:53,502 ♪ Yes sir ♪ 936 00:51:53,542 --> 00:51:58,504 ♪ Then how do I play the part ♪ 937 00:51:59,671 --> 00:52:04,667 ♪ Be arrogant, be elegant, be smart ♪ 938 00:52:04,707 --> 00:52:06,306 ♪ With you I agree all three of me ♪ 939 00:52:06,346 --> 00:52:10,368 ♪ You need no longer linger ♪ 940 00:52:10,408 --> 00:52:11,835 ♪ I'll give them the fist ♪ 941 00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:12,942 ♪ Give them the fist ♪ 942 00:52:12,982 --> 00:52:14,977 ♪ Give them the wrist ♪ 943 00:52:15,017 --> 00:52:17,377 ♪ Give them the finger ♪ 944 00:52:17,417 --> 00:52:19,378 ♪ Smart ♪ 945 00:52:38,984 --> 00:52:42,585 To the Town Hall. 946 00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:22,131 You'll find everything in order, your excellency. 947 00:53:46,206 --> 00:53:47,539 Just a moment! 948 00:53:48,673 --> 00:53:50,933 - What was that? - What was what? 949 00:53:50,973 --> 00:53:53,274 I thought I saw something. 950 00:53:57,509 --> 00:54:00,110 How do you account for this? 951 00:54:00,150 --> 00:54:01,777 - Well? - Well. 952 00:54:01,817 --> 00:54:03,060 Yes? 953 00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:05,093 Well? 954 00:54:05,978 --> 00:54:08,380 There were no taxes that day, Excellency. 955 00:54:08,419 --> 00:54:12,614 If you'll put your official signature to the books. 956 00:54:12,654 --> 00:54:13,808 What is this? 957 00:54:13,848 --> 00:54:15,781 It's the very best we have your excellency. 958 00:54:16,321 --> 00:54:18,482 We're not a very rich community. 959 00:54:45,424 --> 00:54:49,325 I think I'd better not sign this, until I've. 960 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,760 You can examine the books more 961 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,627 closely at the house your excellency. 962 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:56,361 Yes, an excellency idea. 963 00:55:03,097 --> 00:55:06,464 We shall see, what we shall see. 964 00:55:09,999 --> 00:55:12,127 And all I saw was this medicine show. 965 00:55:12,167 --> 00:55:13,733 The fat gypsy was selling this stuff 966 00:55:13,773 --> 00:55:17,067 and his partner had his head on a plate. 967 00:55:18,168 --> 00:55:19,902 Yakov that solider. 968 00:55:27,638 --> 00:55:28,831 Who is that man? 969 00:55:28,871 --> 00:55:30,672 That his excellency, The Inspector General. 970 00:55:40,875 --> 00:55:43,569 Ready and one, two, three, 971 00:55:43,609 --> 00:55:47,171 four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 972 00:55:47,211 --> 00:55:52,145 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 973 00:55:53,013 --> 00:55:55,613 Ready and one, two, three, four, 974 00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:58,975 five, six, seven eight, nine, ten. 975 00:55:59,015 --> 00:56:03,849 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 976 00:56:05,316 --> 00:56:09,951 Ready and one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two. 977 00:56:14,686 --> 00:56:16,986 Ready and one, two, one, two. 978 00:56:33,158 --> 00:56:38,160 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 979 00:56:39,027 --> 00:56:41,595 Ready and one, two, three, four, 980 00:56:41,635 --> 00:56:44,496 five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 981 00:56:45,496 --> 00:56:48,163 Ready and one, two, three, four, 982 00:56:49,363 --> 00:56:51,932 five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 983 00:56:53,532 --> 00:56:56,366 Out of place, evens right face ho. 984 00:59:31,449 --> 00:59:32,550 Dear Yakov. 985 00:59:36,384 --> 00:59:38,552 I can not stay any longer. 986 00:59:45,754 --> 00:59:46,754 Love Georgi. 987 01:00:06,094 --> 01:00:07,975 Oh hi. 988 01:00:08,175 --> 01:00:09,961 This is the kitchen isn't it? 989 01:00:10,001 --> 01:00:14,429 Well you go right ahead, I'm just inspecting. 990 01:00:18,664 --> 01:00:20,204 Yes. 991 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,934 Fine, just fine. 992 01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:32,569 Now tell me, is there another way out? 993 01:00:32,609 --> 01:00:33,696 Out? 994 01:00:33,736 --> 01:00:35,597 O U F, out. 995 01:00:35,637 --> 01:00:37,304 Oh you're not leaving your excellency? 996 01:00:37,344 --> 01:00:40,332 Oh I have to I can't stay another minute. 997 01:00:40,372 --> 01:00:41,904 There's another town I have to inspect. 998 01:00:41,944 --> 01:00:44,266 Now, right now, people are waiting. 999 01:00:44,306 --> 01:00:45,439 How do I get out? 1000 01:00:45,479 --> 01:00:46,933 I can't believe it. 1001 01:00:46,973 --> 01:00:48,234 You can't believe what? 1002 01:00:48,274 --> 01:00:49,540 You can't believe I have another town to inspect? 1003 01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:50,907 Well of course I do Your Highness. 1004 01:00:50,947 --> 01:00:52,142 Please don't be angry with me. 1005 01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:53,835 I wasn't angry. 1006 01:00:53,875 --> 01:00:55,369 You were so kind last night. 1007 01:00:55,409 --> 01:00:56,776 I thought you would stay. 1008 01:00:56,816 --> 01:00:58,403 And it gave me new hope. 1009 01:00:58,443 --> 01:01:00,745 Why the whole village is looking to you for help. 1010 01:01:00,785 --> 01:01:03,312 Yes, well I thought perhaps on my way back. 1011 01:01:03,352 --> 01:01:06,213 Oh Your Excellency such plundering and misery. 1012 01:01:06,253 --> 01:01:07,406 It's terrible. 1013 01:01:07,446 --> 01:01:10,107 But you should see this other town. 1014 01:01:10,147 --> 01:01:11,781 They need me very badly. 1015 01:01:11,821 --> 01:01:14,915 People are waiting, receptions. 1016 01:01:14,955 --> 01:01:16,209 I see. 1017 01:01:16,249 --> 01:01:19,183 I really mustn't disappoint them. 1018 01:01:21,084 --> 01:01:23,251 Well, I'd better be going. 1019 01:01:30,887 --> 01:01:33,588 I'm sorry you won't be more friendly. 1020 01:01:33,628 --> 01:01:34,719 Friendly? 1021 01:01:34,919 --> 01:01:36,350 Why should I be friendly? 1022 01:01:36,389 --> 01:01:38,984 I don't care if I hang for what I say I think. 1023 01:01:39,024 --> 01:01:40,817 You're as bad as the rest of them. 1024 01:01:40,857 --> 01:01:41,924 Worse, because you have the power 1025 01:01:41,964 --> 01:01:44,191 to do good and you run away. 1026 01:01:44,231 --> 01:01:45,385 I'll stay. 1027 01:01:45,425 --> 01:01:46,685 I can get the organ back. 1028 01:01:46,725 --> 01:01:48,426 It didn't burn, I know where it is. 1029 01:01:48,466 --> 01:01:50,360 Then you do care about the people. 1030 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:51,587 Of course I do. 1031 01:01:51,627 --> 01:01:54,054 The whole town will be so happy. 1032 01:01:54,094 --> 01:01:55,655 I want you to be happy Liza. 1033 01:01:55,695 --> 01:01:57,229 Well I don't count Your Excellency. 1034 01:01:57,269 --> 01:02:00,730 I'm just a kitchenmaid and I'll always be one. 1035 01:02:00,770 --> 01:02:03,558 But that's no way to look at life. 1036 01:02:03,598 --> 01:02:05,732 Things can change over night. 1037 01:02:05,772 --> 01:02:10,260 After all I wasn't born an Inspector General. 1038 01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:11,700 It just happened. 1039 01:02:12,701 --> 01:02:13,868 Come on smile. 1040 01:02:27,372 --> 01:02:32,373 ♪ Reach for the moon and look for the golden rainbow ♪ 1041 01:02:35,441 --> 01:02:40,443 ♪ You will find happy times ♪ 1042 01:02:41,910 --> 01:02:46,645 ♪ You'll hear a tune that lives in the heart of a bluebird ♪ 1043 01:02:49,813 --> 01:02:54,714 ♪ And you'll find happy times ♪ 1044 01:02:55,615 --> 01:02:59,149 ♪ Though things look very dark ♪ 1045 01:02:59,189 --> 01:03:03,177 ♪ Your dream is not in vain ♪ 1046 01:03:03,216 --> 01:03:06,885 ♪ For when do you find a rainbow ♪ 1047 01:03:06,925 --> 01:03:09,712 ♪ Only after rain ♪ 1048 01:03:09,752 --> 01:03:14,754 ♪ So wish on the moon and someday it may be tomorrow ♪ 1049 01:03:18,822 --> 01:03:23,457 ♪ You will suddenly hear chimes ♪ 1050 01:03:28,725 --> 01:03:33,460 ♪ And you'll find your happy happy times ♪ 1051 01:03:36,628 --> 01:03:40,222 Ladislaus, Bela, see to the carriage. 1052 01:03:40,262 --> 01:03:41,862 Where is everybody? 1053 01:03:43,096 --> 01:03:45,497 Oh Your Excellency. 1054 01:03:45,537 --> 01:03:46,924 Madam. 1055 01:03:46,964 --> 01:03:49,632 Just look what I found in the Brodny library. 1056 01:03:49,672 --> 01:03:53,299 It's the new almanac of The Emperor's official staff. 1057 01:03:53,339 --> 01:03:55,093 Emperor's official staff? 1058 01:03:55,133 --> 01:03:56,801 Both histories of their families 1059 01:03:56,841 --> 01:03:59,069 and portraits by celebrated artists. 1060 01:03:59,109 --> 01:04:02,169 The portraits are very bad, very bad. 1061 01:04:02,209 --> 01:04:05,236 You wouldn't recognize the one of me. 1062 01:04:06,704 --> 01:04:09,771 I thought women were only vain about their portraits. 1063 01:04:09,811 --> 01:04:11,265 No. 1064 01:04:11,305 --> 01:04:12,539 Now I've got to see how bad they've made you look. 1065 01:04:12,579 --> 01:04:14,640 You know you've never even told me your name. 1066 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,100 Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. 1067 01:04:16,140 --> 01:04:17,674 I'll soon recognize you and find out all about you 1068 01:04:17,714 --> 01:04:22,002 and your beautiful wife and lovely children. 1069 01:04:22,042 --> 01:04:23,303 I have no wife. 1070 01:04:23,343 --> 01:04:24,743 None of my family had wives. 1071 01:04:24,783 --> 01:04:26,577 My father didn't like wives. 1072 01:04:26,617 --> 01:04:29,645 I mean my mother didn't like my father's wives. 1073 01:04:29,685 --> 01:04:31,605 May I have this book? 1074 01:04:31,645 --> 01:04:34,307 This looks a lot like you, but older of course. 1075 01:04:34,347 --> 01:04:35,447 Is it a relative of yours? 1076 01:04:35,487 --> 01:04:36,613 Yes, it's my father. 1077 01:04:36,653 --> 01:04:37,847 Your father? 1078 01:04:37,887 --> 01:04:39,107 Madame Knabe? 1079 01:04:39,147 --> 01:04:41,215 Married with Peter Knabe, 1080 01:04:41,255 --> 01:04:44,450 age 46 years old and mother of 12 boys. 1081 01:04:44,490 --> 01:04:46,150 That was a disguise. 1082 01:04:46,190 --> 01:04:48,744 My father was a spy in the war. 1083 01:04:48,784 --> 01:04:51,627 He always used to disguise himself as my mother. 1084 01:04:51,827 --> 01:04:53,313 - Your father? - No, no my mother. 1085 01:04:53,353 --> 01:04:56,087 I was 19 before I could tell them apart. 1086 01:04:56,127 --> 01:04:58,587 Knabe, is that your family name? 1087 01:04:58,627 --> 01:05:01,014 Yes, Farple Knabe. 1088 01:05:01,054 --> 01:05:03,756 Farple, what an unusual name. 1089 01:05:03,796 --> 01:05:04,916 Isn't it? 1090 01:05:04,956 --> 01:05:06,623 Sounds like a morning breeze, 1091 01:05:06,663 --> 01:05:09,624 rustling through the leaves of the willows. 1092 01:05:09,664 --> 01:05:11,125 What does it mean? 1093 01:05:15,626 --> 01:05:18,027 Some kind of soup, I think. 1094 01:05:19,728 --> 01:05:21,522 Yes, where were you born? 1095 01:05:21,562 --> 01:05:24,562 Well let me have the book and I'll tell you all about it. 1096 01:05:24,602 --> 01:05:25,956 You will? 1097 01:05:25,995 --> 01:05:29,891 Yes, some night when we're alone, perhaps tonight. 1098 01:05:29,931 --> 01:05:32,058 I want to hear everything Farple. 1099 01:05:32,098 --> 01:05:33,665 You don't know how I yearn to live. 1100 01:05:33,705 --> 01:05:35,432 What it means to be married to a man 1101 01:05:35,472 --> 01:05:36,893 who doesn't understand me. 1102 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,500 He's a peasant, a course, uncultured, a pig of a man. 1103 01:05:39,540 --> 01:05:40,628 Really? 1104 01:05:40,668 --> 01:05:42,162 Yes, I was forced to marry him. 1105 01:05:42,201 --> 01:05:43,768 I'm an attractive woman, am I not? 1106 01:05:43,808 --> 01:05:45,228 Yes, but. 1107 01:05:45,268 --> 01:05:46,602 I'm still in the first bloom of my youth, am I not? 1108 01:05:46,642 --> 01:05:48,603 - Yes but. - I am desirable am I not? 1109 01:05:48,643 --> 01:05:49,797 Yes but. 1110 01:05:49,837 --> 01:05:51,094 Could a man wish for a more lovely, 1111 01:05:51,104 --> 01:05:54,171 intelligent, responsive woman than I am? 1112 01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:55,598 No. 1113 01:05:55,638 --> 01:05:58,840 Oh Farple, you say the most beautiful things. 1114 01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:02,074 I really must be going up stairs now. 1115 01:06:04,708 --> 01:06:06,409 You will help me Farple, won't you? 1116 01:06:06,449 --> 01:06:09,003 - Promise. - Yes I promise. 1117 01:06:09,043 --> 01:06:11,444 When we get to Paris, I won't be a burden for you. 1118 01:06:11,484 --> 01:06:13,220 I swear. 1119 01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:25,342 Forgive me. 1120 01:06:25,382 --> 01:06:26,882 May I have a word with Your Excellency? 1121 01:06:26,922 --> 01:06:28,009 What do you want? 1122 01:06:28,049 --> 01:06:29,543 I throw myself on your mercy. 1123 01:06:29,583 --> 01:06:32,017 Please Your Excellency, for the sake of my family. 1124 01:06:32,057 --> 01:06:34,244 What is it? What have you done? 1125 01:06:34,284 --> 01:06:35,485 The tax records, it wasn't my idea to falsify them. 1126 01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:37,045 The Mayor, my own uncle 1127 01:06:37,085 --> 01:06:39,280 and Telecki altered some bourbon for you. 1128 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,447 Now I admit I take bribes, but what kind of bribes? 1129 01:06:41,487 --> 01:06:42,787 Puppy dogs, that's all just puppy dogs. 1130 01:06:42,827 --> 01:06:44,648 - Puppy dogs? - Yes. 1131 01:06:44,688 --> 01:06:46,215 - What kind of puppy dogs? - Oh all kinds. 1132 01:06:46,255 --> 01:06:48,249 - I like puppy dogs. - You do? 1133 01:06:48,289 --> 01:06:49,757 You can have them your excellency. Oh forgive me. 1134 01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:51,631 All 60 of them. 1135 01:06:51,831 --> 01:06:54,590 And here's a little gift just to show you how much I. 1136 01:06:54,790 --> 01:06:55,958 Your Excellency. 1137 01:06:55,998 --> 01:06:57,418 Who is it? 1138 01:06:57,458 --> 01:06:59,726 It is I, Telecki, super intendant of the school. 1139 01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:01,517 He mustn't find me here. 1140 01:07:01,717 --> 01:07:03,300 Oh he's just a member of the council. 1141 01:07:06,194 --> 01:07:07,557 Come in. 1142 01:07:09,196 --> 01:07:11,396 Your Excellency, may I have a moment of your time. 1143 01:07:11,436 --> 01:07:14,624 I have something that may interest you, look. 1144 01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:16,731 You see I have the best interest of the state at heart, 1145 01:07:16,771 --> 01:07:18,765 or I would never tell you this, understand? 1146 01:07:18,805 --> 01:07:20,933 Yes well come to the point, Tacky. 1147 01:07:20,973 --> 01:07:22,927 Telecki. 1148 01:07:22,967 --> 01:07:24,467 Sometimes a man must decide between duty 1149 01:07:24,507 --> 01:07:26,668 and friends and I feel it is my duty to advise you 1150 01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:29,629 of the vice and corruption in the city of Brodny. 1151 01:07:29,669 --> 01:07:32,664 This isn't much, but if you will just accept it as a loan. 1152 01:07:32,704 --> 01:07:34,764 If you don't like. 1153 01:07:34,804 --> 01:07:36,705 May I see you a moment Your Excellency? 1154 01:07:36,745 --> 01:07:38,238 It is Gizzick the postmaster. 1155 01:07:38,278 --> 01:07:39,432 Gizzick! 1156 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,994 He hates me, if he should find me here. 1157 01:07:43,340 --> 01:07:44,341 Not there. 1158 01:07:50,076 --> 01:07:51,443 Come in, come in. 1159 01:07:54,876 --> 01:07:56,644 I'm a poor man Your Excellency. 1160 01:07:56,684 --> 01:07:59,239 Please accept all this, it's all I have. 1161 01:07:59,278 --> 01:08:00,979 The temptation was too strong. 1162 01:08:01,019 --> 01:08:03,080 The others stole more than I did. 1163 01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:04,814 They did? 1164 01:08:04,854 --> 01:08:06,007 Who is that? 1165 01:08:06,047 --> 01:08:07,141 Come with me, you have to hide. 1166 01:08:07,181 --> 01:08:10,749 Get in the closet here. 1167 01:08:12,816 --> 01:08:14,243 Come in. 1168 01:08:14,283 --> 01:08:15,583 Oh Inspector General. 1169 01:08:15,623 --> 01:08:16,811 Yes? 1170 01:08:16,851 --> 01:08:18,122 Your excellency, I want to speak to you, 1171 01:08:18,322 --> 01:08:20,011 in fact I must speak to you. 1172 01:08:20,051 --> 01:08:22,519 My uniform looks very nice on you. 1173 01:08:22,559 --> 01:08:23,913 Thank you. 1174 01:08:23,953 --> 01:08:26,387 I'm having one made in black, with silver across here. 1175 01:08:26,427 --> 01:08:28,214 What is it Kovatch? 1176 01:08:28,254 --> 01:08:30,688 I guess I might as well make a clean breast of it. 1177 01:08:30,728 --> 01:08:31,882 Won't you sit down? 1178 01:08:31,922 --> 01:08:32,816 Yes, thank you. 1179 01:08:32,856 --> 01:08:34,156 You see it wasn't for me. 1180 01:08:34,196 --> 01:08:35,404 It was for my wife. 1181 01:08:35,604 --> 01:08:36,690 My wife is not a contented woman. 1182 01:08:36,730 --> 01:08:38,952 She wants clothing and money and jewels. 1183 01:08:38,992 --> 01:08:40,725 I love my family but I'd give my six kids 1184 01:08:40,765 --> 01:08:42,158 to get rid of my wife. 1185 01:08:42,198 --> 01:08:45,553 So there's only 1,000 crowns here. 1186 01:08:45,593 --> 01:08:47,027 A 1,000 crowns? 1187 01:08:48,461 --> 01:08:49,661 If you just give me a chance to sell the jewels. 1188 01:08:49,701 --> 01:08:51,857 Won't you sit down? 1189 01:08:59,198 --> 01:09:00,765 In the bed, get in. 1190 01:09:05,300 --> 01:09:06,309 Come in. 1191 01:09:09,334 --> 01:09:11,128 Your Excellency. 1192 01:09:11,168 --> 01:09:12,462 What are you doing here? 1193 01:09:12,502 --> 01:09:13,936 I thought I just put you in the closet? 1194 01:09:24,905 --> 01:09:26,082 Come in. 1195 01:09:30,274 --> 01:09:31,875 I didn't know you were resting Your Excellency. 1196 01:09:31,915 --> 01:09:35,903 I always rest, the doctor said it's good for my liver. 1197 01:09:35,943 --> 01:09:37,010 Maybe I'd better come back? 1198 01:09:37,050 --> 01:09:38,370 No, it's all right. 1199 01:09:38,410 --> 01:09:39,604 What is it you want? 1200 01:09:39,644 --> 01:09:40,678 I just wanted to make a confession. 1201 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:42,178 I'll take it. 1202 01:09:42,218 --> 01:09:43,372 Well? 1203 01:09:43,412 --> 01:09:45,405 I'm as guilty as the rest of them. 1204 01:09:45,445 --> 01:09:47,513 Oh, I mustn't be found here, where do I hide? 1205 01:09:47,553 --> 01:09:49,581 - On the bed! - No, no, no! 1206 01:09:53,281 --> 01:09:55,615 On top of the bed, on top of the bed. 1207 01:10:01,817 --> 01:10:03,046 Come in. 1208 01:10:05,152 --> 01:10:06,653 You don't have to put on any act for me. 1209 01:10:06,693 --> 01:10:09,420 Has the message come yet from The Emperor? 1210 01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:10,880 What? 1211 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,588 Go downstairs and see if my luggage has arrived. 1212 01:10:12,628 --> 01:10:13,855 What's the matter with you? 1213 01:10:13,895 --> 01:10:16,689 What's the weather outside like? 1214 01:10:17,822 --> 01:10:19,456 There's a lot of people hiding in there. 1215 01:10:19,496 --> 01:10:20,683 Hiding? 1216 01:10:20,723 --> 01:10:22,491 The councilmen came with bribes. 1217 01:10:22,531 --> 01:10:24,158 - Bribes? - Bribes. 1218 01:10:24,198 --> 01:10:26,659 - Money? - Money. 1219 01:10:27,626 --> 01:10:28,626 Where is it? 1220 01:10:32,161 --> 01:10:33,421 Why? 1221 01:10:35,695 --> 01:10:36,750 Come in. 1222 01:10:38,096 --> 01:10:39,796 Your Excellency, may I speak to you for a moment? 1223 01:10:39,836 --> 01:10:41,724 Yes of course. 1224 01:10:41,764 --> 01:10:43,078 Privately. 1225 01:10:51,334 --> 01:10:53,160 Those traitors. 1226 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,061 They all brought him money. 1227 01:10:55,101 --> 01:10:58,436 Your wrong. 1228 01:11:00,170 --> 01:11:02,604 Oh Mayor and you too Chief of Police. 1229 01:11:02,644 --> 01:11:03,764 Yes? 1230 01:11:03,804 --> 01:11:05,204 His Highness can not tolerate dishonesty. 1231 01:11:05,244 --> 01:11:06,398 No? 1232 01:11:06,438 --> 01:11:07,705 Then why did he accept the bribes? 1233 01:11:07,745 --> 01:11:09,366 A few measly crowns? 1234 01:11:09,406 --> 01:11:11,967 His Excellency has many private charities. 1235 01:11:12,007 --> 01:11:13,234 I can assure you that not a penny 1236 01:11:13,274 --> 01:11:14,574 of that money will ever find its way 1237 01:11:14,614 --> 01:11:18,075 into the pockets of The Inspector General. 1238 01:11:19,209 --> 01:11:20,703 What do you want us to do? 1239 01:11:20,743 --> 01:11:23,110 It's possible that, a bear possibility mind you, 1240 01:11:23,150 --> 01:11:27,278 that few substantial contributions from you might. 1241 01:11:27,318 --> 01:11:30,846 - How much? - Shall we say 100,000 crowns? 1242 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:33,741 100,000 crowns. 1243 01:11:33,781 --> 01:11:34,807 I'll be a pauper. 1244 01:11:34,847 --> 01:11:36,114 Very well keep your money. 1245 01:11:36,154 --> 01:11:37,808 You can jingle it in your pockets 1246 01:11:37,848 --> 01:11:39,649 all the way up the steps to the gallows. 1247 01:11:39,689 --> 01:11:41,216 He wouldn't do anything like that. 1248 01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:42,977 He would, and he has. 1249 01:11:43,016 --> 01:11:45,051 But he might be inclined to show leniency 1250 01:11:45,091 --> 01:11:48,218 if he can realize the charitable dream of his life. 1251 01:11:48,258 --> 01:11:52,209 A much needed addition of the Cathedral he built in Vienna. 1252 01:11:52,219 --> 01:11:54,414 A new church organ. 1253 01:11:54,454 --> 01:11:55,954 A fireproof organ. 1254 01:11:56,888 --> 01:11:58,448 Fireproof. 1255 01:11:58,488 --> 01:12:00,129 He knows. 1256 01:12:00,356 --> 01:12:02,247 He knows. 1257 01:12:12,793 --> 01:12:14,060 We can get rid of him without leaving 1258 01:12:14,100 --> 01:12:15,827 a trace and none of us will be involved. 1259 01:12:15,867 --> 01:12:17,287 Who will do it? 1260 01:12:17,327 --> 01:12:19,122 Viertel, the woodchopper. 1261 01:12:19,162 --> 01:12:20,322 Viertel the woodchopper. 1262 01:12:20,362 --> 01:12:21,956 He'll do as I tell him, he has to. 1263 01:12:21,996 --> 01:12:24,064 I can get him tonight, during the reception 1264 01:12:24,104 --> 01:12:26,491 when all is confusion and noise. 1265 01:12:26,531 --> 01:12:27,798 But if something goes wrong? 1266 01:12:27,838 --> 01:12:30,026 - Nothing will go wrong. - Are you sure? 1267 01:12:30,066 --> 01:12:31,632 Yes, after midnight, as soon as everyone's 1268 01:12:31,672 --> 01:12:33,266 had plenty to drink, we'll get him into 1269 01:12:33,306 --> 01:12:36,160 the barn where Viertel the woodchopper is waiting. 1270 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:37,401 He will dispose of the body. 1271 01:12:37,441 --> 01:12:38,441 Good. 1272 01:13:04,810 --> 01:13:06,003 What are you doing? 1273 01:13:06,043 --> 01:13:07,398 What, you think I want to steal it? 1274 01:13:07,598 --> 01:13:08,744 - I want to count it. - Well I've already counted it. 1275 01:13:08,784 --> 01:13:10,138 You can't count. 1276 01:13:10,178 --> 01:13:11,478 Well, it's very heavy, there must be enough 1277 01:13:11,518 --> 01:13:12,938 money here to buy back the organ. 1278 01:13:12,978 --> 01:13:14,412 All right, give it to me, I'll go get the organ. 1279 01:13:14,452 --> 01:13:16,714 - Oh no, not without me! - Look, you can't leave here. 1280 01:13:16,754 --> 01:13:18,147 They need you for the reception. 1281 01:13:18,187 --> 01:13:20,048 Well then we'll go after the reception. 1282 01:13:20,088 --> 01:13:22,482 Look Yakov there's an old Hungarian proverb. 1283 01:13:22,522 --> 01:13:25,450 Trust everybody but keep the organ money in sight. 1284 01:13:29,150 --> 01:13:30,218 Come in. 1285 01:14:01,461 --> 01:14:02,522 What is that? 1286 01:14:02,562 --> 01:14:04,822 - It's just a letter. - What kind of letter? 1287 01:14:04,862 --> 01:14:05,962 Well a love letter I suppose. 1288 01:14:06,002 --> 01:14:07,756 Love letter, for you? Let me see that. 1289 01:14:07,796 --> 01:14:10,021 - No Yakov, it's private. - Oh let me see that. 1290 01:14:11,613 --> 01:14:12,758 - Never mind. - No, no. 1291 01:14:12,958 --> 01:14:14,466 Yakov you might tear it. 1292 01:14:17,966 --> 01:14:19,027 Well? 1293 01:14:23,735 --> 01:14:27,169 Would you read it for me Yakov? 1294 01:14:27,209 --> 01:14:31,053 THEY ARE GOING TO KIIL YOU, DON'T GO NEAR THE BARN! 1295 01:14:34,612 --> 01:14:36,166 What, what, what? 1296 01:14:36,206 --> 01:14:39,373 Oh Georgi, you are such a lucky guy. 1297 01:14:39,413 --> 01:14:40,500 What is it? 1298 01:14:40,540 --> 01:14:41,867 That a beautiful girl like that 1299 01:14:41,907 --> 01:14:43,141 would fall in love with you. 1300 01:14:43,181 --> 01:14:45,335 Well read it to me Yakov please. 1301 01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:47,769 My dearest darling Inspector General. 1302 01:14:47,809 --> 01:14:51,208 From the moment I first saw you, I knew you were the one. 1303 01:14:51,211 --> 01:14:54,105 At night I dream of your manly figure, 1304 01:14:54,145 --> 01:14:55,812 and your handsome gentle features 1305 01:14:55,851 --> 01:14:58,740 drive me mad with passionate love. 1306 01:14:58,779 --> 01:15:01,307 The sound of your voice thrills me beyond words, 1307 01:15:01,347 --> 01:15:02,581 and if I can not have you 1308 01:15:02,621 --> 01:15:05,148 for my very own, I will surely die. 1309 01:15:06,181 --> 01:15:07,543 Yakov. 1310 01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:09,983 Is there any more? Does she say anything else? 1311 01:15:10,023 --> 01:15:14,451 Yes, P.S, please meet me in the barn at midnight. 1312 01:15:15,618 --> 01:15:17,886 Please meet me in the barn at midnight. 1313 01:15:20,420 --> 01:15:22,653 Yakov, what does P.S, mean? 1314 01:15:23,854 --> 01:15:25,207 P.S? 1315 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:28,009 Please Sweetheart. 1316 01:15:28,689 --> 01:15:32,090 Please sweetheart meet me in the barn at midnight. 1317 01:15:51,896 --> 01:15:54,097 I have the carriage waiting Farple. 1318 01:15:54,137 --> 01:15:55,640 The carriage? 1319 01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:57,225 Yes my things are all packed. 1320 01:15:57,265 --> 01:15:59,099 I'll meet you at the stable after the dance. 1321 01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:00,600 Well yeah but I. 1322 01:16:03,267 --> 01:16:04,634 Cousin Byro, cousin. 1323 01:16:16,204 --> 01:16:17,531 I have the money. 1324 01:16:17,571 --> 01:16:18,998 Has he sent in his report? 1325 01:16:19,038 --> 01:16:20,405 Then I'll deliver them to him tonight. 1326 01:16:20,445 --> 01:16:21,599 Good. 1327 01:16:21,639 --> 01:16:22,730 We can't settle the matter in here. 1328 01:16:22,930 --> 01:16:24,867 - Where would you suggest? - Outside, in the barn. 1329 01:16:24,907 --> 01:16:26,875 - At midnight? - At midnight! 1330 01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:28,275 He'll be there. 1331 01:16:33,276 --> 01:16:36,410 I'll go and get ready. I'll see you later Farple. 1332 01:16:48,615 --> 01:16:49,915 I got your note. 1333 01:16:49,955 --> 01:16:52,382 You're wonderful, the barn? 1334 01:16:52,422 --> 01:16:53,550 The barn. 1335 01:17:13,222 --> 01:17:14,456 Out of my way. 1336 01:17:14,656 --> 01:17:16,083 I am Colonel Franz Castine. 1337 01:17:16,623 --> 01:17:18,924 Comrade, life-long friend of his excellency, 1338 01:17:18,964 --> 01:17:20,158 The Inspector General. 1339 01:17:20,198 --> 01:17:22,819 We were friends for many, many years. 1340 01:17:22,859 --> 01:17:24,893 Announce me at once young lady. 1341 01:17:24,933 --> 01:17:26,060 Yes Colonel. 1342 01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,354 Oh young man. 1343 01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:29,994 Problem with the eyes are there Colonel? 1344 01:17:30,034 --> 01:17:31,822 Yes, I was snow-blinded in the Alps 1345 01:17:31,862 --> 01:17:34,763 with the Italian campaign with His Majesty, The Emperor. 1346 01:17:34,803 --> 01:17:36,190 The Emperor. 1347 01:17:36,230 --> 01:17:38,131 Long life to the superior majesty, the Emperor. 1348 01:17:38,171 --> 01:17:39,291 I'm so sorry. 1349 01:17:39,331 --> 01:17:40,765 You idiot, where are, you there you are. 1350 01:17:40,805 --> 01:17:41,898 You blithering idiot! 1351 01:17:41,938 --> 01:17:43,892 Now where are my glasses? 1352 01:17:43,932 --> 01:17:45,766 I am stone blind without my glasses. 1353 01:17:48,767 --> 01:17:50,594 - Now don't step on them. - No, I shan't 1354 01:17:50,634 --> 01:17:52,902 Oh, I am so sorry. 1355 01:17:54,069 --> 01:17:55,563 You stupid fool! 1356 01:17:55,603 --> 01:17:57,863 Now look, I'll have to go and get another pair. 1357 01:17:57,903 --> 01:17:59,404 No, no now you just stay right there. 1358 01:17:59,444 --> 01:18:02,004 Hold on your excellency I shall make the announcement. 1359 01:18:02,044 --> 01:18:03,431 Ladies and Gentlemen, 1360 01:18:03,471 --> 01:18:06,706 I have the honor to announce the unexpected arrival 1361 01:18:06,746 --> 01:18:10,434 of Colonel Franz Castine of The Emperor's Royal Guards. 1362 01:18:10,474 --> 01:18:12,835 Comrade in arms and life-long friend 1363 01:18:12,875 --> 01:18:15,309 of his excellency, The Inspector General. 1364 01:18:21,444 --> 01:18:23,005 The Colonel is quite near-sighted 1365 01:18:23,045 --> 01:18:25,079 and has had the misfortune of breaking his glasses. 1366 01:18:25,119 --> 01:18:26,706 Imagine, he broke his glasses. 1367 01:18:26,746 --> 01:18:28,940 Oh no Colonel, you're kissing the wrong man. 1368 01:18:28,980 --> 01:18:30,514 This is The Inspector General. 1369 01:18:30,554 --> 01:18:32,048 Oh of course, how stupid of me. 1370 01:18:32,088 --> 01:18:36,115 Yes the Inspector General is really a much shorter man. 1371 01:18:36,155 --> 01:18:39,510 Leopold, this is indeed a joy, a joy. 1372 01:18:39,550 --> 01:18:42,885 I noticed that you shaved your mustache. 1373 01:18:43,985 --> 01:18:46,512 It used to tickle, not me that is. 1374 01:18:46,552 --> 01:18:48,753 It's all right, it's makes you look much younger. 1375 01:18:48,793 --> 01:18:51,554 And your voice seems to sound much more youthful. 1376 01:18:51,594 --> 01:18:53,681 Not always, I've had laryngitis. 1377 01:18:53,721 --> 01:18:56,182 My friend, this is the man, who single-handed, 1378 01:18:56,222 --> 01:18:58,189 routed an entire regiment of the Italians 1379 01:18:58,229 --> 01:18:59,650 at the battle of Lavengretto. 1380 01:18:59,690 --> 01:19:01,223 And then he pushed their own cannon 1381 01:19:01,263 --> 01:19:03,851 into position and fired at the retreating enemy. 1382 01:19:03,891 --> 01:19:04,992 Do you remember that my boy? 1383 01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:07,025 - It was nothing. - And Austerlitz? 1384 01:19:07,065 --> 01:19:08,352 I didn't do much. 1385 01:19:08,392 --> 01:19:09,826 He didn't do much, he just dove into 1386 01:19:09,866 --> 01:19:12,620 a raging river and rescued 4 wounded soldiers. 1387 01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:14,194 And then on the way, he cut down 1388 01:19:14,234 --> 01:19:16,629 ten Spaniards with his saber. 1389 01:19:17,462 --> 01:19:18,595 The morale was very low, 1390 01:19:18,635 --> 01:19:20,623 but with his magnificent courage 1391 01:19:20,663 --> 01:19:23,898 he plunged into the fray and led his men with a song. 1392 01:19:23,938 --> 01:19:26,432 The victory song of the 94th regiment. 1393 01:19:26,472 --> 01:19:30,259 ♪ Onward onward never looking back ♪ 1394 01:19:30,299 --> 01:19:31,726 How does it go Leopold? 1395 01:19:31,766 --> 01:19:34,201 He doesn't like to be reminded of that tragic day. 1396 01:19:34,241 --> 01:19:35,595 But he might be persuaded 1397 01:19:35,635 --> 01:19:37,535 to sing something a little lighter, more gay. 1398 01:19:37,575 --> 01:19:39,095 In a little while. 1399 01:19:39,135 --> 01:19:40,703 Oh splendid, splendid then I can get 1400 01:19:40,743 --> 01:19:41,804 my glasses from the inn. 1401 01:19:41,844 --> 01:19:43,264 Oh no sir, no sir. 1402 01:19:43,304 --> 01:19:45,171 Why don't you sing something now and honor the Colonel? 1403 01:19:45,211 --> 01:19:48,939 Sing you imbecile before he gets his glasses. 1404 01:19:52,940 --> 01:19:57,041 Could I borrow your drink for this song please? 1405 01:19:58,675 --> 01:20:02,843 And now, and now for my friend and comrade in arms 1406 01:20:04,544 --> 01:20:07,945 I would like to do a gypsy drinking song. 1407 01:20:13,013 --> 01:20:14,480 My wine, he took my wine. 1408 01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:15,675 There's plenty more. 1409 01:20:15,715 --> 01:20:17,574 But one swallow and he's, it'll be all over. 1410 01:20:17,614 --> 01:20:18,720 What are you trembling for? 1411 01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:20,083 The wine, it's deadly poison. 1412 01:20:20,123 --> 01:20:21,749 - Who mixed it? - I mixed it. 1413 01:20:21,789 --> 01:20:23,843 You did it? How very thoughtful of you. 1414 01:20:23,883 --> 01:20:24,983 All these years, I've misjudged you. 1415 01:20:25,023 --> 01:20:26,144 Poison for him. 1416 01:20:26,184 --> 01:20:27,718 No, no, no it was for me. 1417 01:20:27,758 --> 01:20:28,945 For you? 1418 01:20:28,985 --> 01:20:31,052 Yes, I couldn't stand it any longer, I even wrote a confession. 1419 01:20:31,092 --> 01:20:32,522 You what? 1420 01:20:32,722 --> 01:20:34,153 A confession. 1421 01:20:35,721 --> 01:20:37,221 Thank you. 1422 01:20:51,625 --> 01:20:53,226 ♪ Whisky drew the whispering woods on a wild ♪ 1423 01:20:53,266 --> 01:20:54,153 ♪ Romany pony ♪ 1424 01:20:54,193 --> 01:20:55,461 ♪ With a yak yak yak yak ♪ 1425 01:20:55,500 --> 01:20:58,928 ♪ And a yaks yak yak yak rides the gypsy ♪ 1426 01:20:58,968 --> 01:21:03,930 ♪ The gypsy, the gypsy, the gypsy ♪ 1427 01:21:07,630 --> 01:21:12,632 ♪ The world thinks him tipsy and careless and free ♪ 1428 01:21:13,532 --> 01:21:18,468 ♪ But oh the poor gypsy ♪ 1429 01:21:21,469 --> 01:21:26,470 ♪ His lot is not what it ought to be though ♪ 1430 01:21:28,571 --> 01:21:30,004 ♪ Night and day and day and night ♪ 1431 01:21:30,044 --> 01:21:35,006 ♪ There's a man sipping all day with a whip ♪ 1432 01:21:36,207 --> 01:21:40,575 ♪ In his hand, over gypsy he stands ♪ 1433 01:21:41,942 --> 01:21:46,910 ♪ And this is what he is saying ♪ 1434 01:21:48,411 --> 01:21:53,312 ♪ Hum hum lay gypsy, sing gypsy, dance gypsy ♪ 1435 01:22:01,014 --> 01:22:06,016 ♪ Laugh gypsy, cry gypsy, live gypsy, die gypsy, drink ♪ 1436 01:22:09,817 --> 01:22:14,546 ♪ Gypsy drink to goodbyes and drink to hellos ♪ 1437 01:22:14,586 --> 01:22:17,053 ♪ Drink to the open drink to the close ♪ 1438 01:22:17,093 --> 01:22:20,488 ♪ Drink to me only with thine eyes ♪ 1439 01:22:20,528 --> 01:22:24,922 ♪ And I will drink with my nose ♪ 1440 01:22:24,962 --> 01:22:29,451 ♪ And so he drinks ♪ 1441 01:22:29,491 --> 01:22:32,492 ♪ But first we sing ♪ 1442 01:22:36,059 --> 01:22:38,187 How can you sing gypsy song without gypsy chorus 1443 01:22:38,227 --> 01:22:40,554 So ladies and gentlemen, I ask you for a little favor, 1444 01:22:40,594 --> 01:22:41,994 You help me we have a little chorus 1445 01:22:42,034 --> 01:22:43,621 and sound beautiful, wonderful. 1446 01:22:43,661 --> 01:22:45,062 I will give you a little b. 1447 01:22:45,102 --> 01:22:46,856 You make for me zoom, all right? 1448 01:22:46,896 --> 01:22:47,863 Please, everybody. 1449 01:22:47,903 --> 01:22:49,123 Zoom. 1450 01:22:49,163 --> 01:22:50,930 That's very nice, but we get a little sharper, 1451 01:22:50,970 --> 01:22:53,331 you know more in the mask and diaphragm. 1452 01:22:56,198 --> 01:22:58,460 - Alright, every try. - Zoom. 1453 01:22:58,500 --> 01:22:59,666 Very nice, now short huh? 1454 01:22:59,706 --> 01:23:02,828 - Zoom. - I like it, I like it. 1455 01:23:02,868 --> 01:23:04,201 Once more please now. 1456 01:23:04,241 --> 01:23:05,729 Zoom. 1457 01:23:05,769 --> 01:23:07,196 Very pretty. 1458 01:23:07,236 --> 01:23:10,137 This group here, I will make for you shtock, shtock. 1459 01:23:10,177 --> 01:23:11,330 Please? 1460 01:23:11,370 --> 01:23:12,704 Everybody understand, shtock, shtock alright. 1461 01:23:12,744 --> 01:23:14,732 - Shtock, shtock. - Very nice, all right? 1462 01:23:14,772 --> 01:23:17,773 - Shtock, shtock. - No I didn't make it yet! 1463 01:23:18,773 --> 01:23:20,340 Pardon me ladies and gentlemen. 1464 01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:21,900 please, small shtock, shtock. 1465 01:23:21,940 --> 01:23:24,534 - Shtock, shtock. - Very nice. 1466 01:23:24,574 --> 01:23:26,809 - Shtock, shtock. - That's so pretty. 1467 01:23:26,849 --> 01:23:29,002 - Loud. - Shtock, shtock. 1468 01:23:29,042 --> 01:23:30,269 I'll be with you in two minutes. 1469 01:23:30,309 --> 01:23:31,843 Now this little group here, I would like you 1470 01:23:31,883 --> 01:23:34,111 to make me a favor with all the little tiny pussy cats. 1471 01:23:34,151 --> 01:23:36,011 The sweet gentle little faces. 1472 01:23:36,051 --> 01:23:37,472 Make for me ha, ha, ha. 1473 01:23:37,512 --> 01:23:39,279 This way, all right, please everybody. 1474 01:23:39,319 --> 01:23:41,046 Ha, ha, ha. 1475 01:23:41,086 --> 01:23:42,240 Wonderful. 1476 01:23:42,280 --> 01:23:43,907 Now quick, pass rehearsal. 1477 01:23:43,947 --> 01:23:45,348 Everybody once again please. 1478 01:23:45,388 --> 01:23:46,415 Ha, ha, ha. 1479 01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:48,949 Very pretty. I love you to pieces. 1480 01:23:48,989 --> 01:23:53,251 Please. 1481 01:23:55,818 --> 01:23:57,719 ♪ Zoom ♪ 1482 01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:05,888 ♪ Shtock, shtock ♪ 1483 01:24:11,056 --> 01:24:13,123 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 1484 01:24:34,464 --> 01:24:36,231 You want something to drink, maybe? 1485 01:24:36,271 --> 01:24:38,398 No thank you Excellency. 1486 01:24:39,598 --> 01:24:44,060 ♪ Lay gypsy, sing gypsy, dance gypsy ♪ 1487 01:24:44,100 --> 01:24:46,568 ♪ Leap gypsy, drink gypsy, smile gypsy ♪ 1488 01:24:46,607 --> 01:24:51,396 ♪ Sleep gypsy, drink gypsy ♪ 1489 01:24:51,436 --> 01:24:53,637 ♪ And so we drink. ♪ 1490 01:24:55,970 --> 01:24:58,338 But first we play. 1491 01:25:21,646 --> 01:25:23,373 Pardon me, I slipped my bow. 1492 01:25:23,412 --> 01:25:24,814 My fingers need a raise. 1493 01:26:09,994 --> 01:26:11,437 I like it. 1494 01:26:13,262 --> 01:26:14,696 Makes me cry. 1495 01:26:31,334 --> 01:26:32,376 Who me? 1496 01:26:33,669 --> 01:26:38,330 ♪ Play gypsy sing gypsy dance gypsy ♪ 1497 01:26:38,370 --> 01:26:41,238 ♪ Smile gypsy wink gypsy blink gypsy ♪ 1498 01:26:41,278 --> 01:26:44,839 ♪ Shrink gypsy drink gypsy ♪ 1499 01:26:46,306 --> 01:26:47,806 And so we drink. 1500 01:26:50,380 --> 01:26:51,874 But first we dance. 1501 01:26:59,577 --> 01:27:03,145 Pardon me. 1502 01:27:40,957 --> 01:27:45,625 ♪ And so we drink to everything we love ♪ 1503 01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:55,895 ♪ To everyone we admire ♪ 1504 01:28:04,764 --> 01:28:08,932 ♪ To the girl who sets your heart a glow ♪ 1505 01:28:08,972 --> 01:28:12,766 ♪ And sets your heart on fire ♪ 1506 01:28:24,937 --> 01:28:27,771 ♪ And so we drink ♪ 1507 01:28:37,981 --> 01:28:39,175 I like it. 1508 01:29:03,850 --> 01:29:07,845 Oh will you excuse me ladies, I have something. 1509 01:29:07,885 --> 01:29:09,812 I beg your pardon your excellency. 1510 01:29:09,852 --> 01:29:11,752 I hope you are enjoying the evening. 1511 01:29:11,792 --> 01:29:15,087 Yes, I ah, very much I really have to. 1512 01:29:52,232 --> 01:29:53,960 Liza? 1513 01:29:54,399 --> 01:29:56,230 Liza, Liza? 1514 01:30:01,102 --> 01:30:02,295 Why you clumsy ox. 1515 01:30:02,335 --> 01:30:04,270 What's the matter with you, are you crazy? 1516 01:30:04,310 --> 01:30:08,297 You know you could have killed me with that. 1517 01:30:08,337 --> 01:30:12,165 Why do you have to work so late at night, anyway? 1518 01:30:12,205 --> 01:30:14,506 Whatever you have to chop can wait til morning can't it? 1519 01:30:14,546 --> 01:30:15,900 Now go on to bed. 1520 01:30:15,940 --> 01:30:17,407 Go on, I've got to meet somebody here. 1521 01:30:17,447 --> 01:30:18,841 Go, go on to bed. 1522 01:30:20,642 --> 01:30:22,241 Aren't you The Inspector General? 1523 01:30:22,281 --> 01:30:23,702 Yeah. 1524 01:30:23,742 --> 01:30:25,876 That doesn't mean I can't meet anybody here, does it? 1525 01:30:25,916 --> 01:30:27,073 No? 1526 01:30:27,644 --> 01:30:30,144 You don't believe it do you? 1527 01:30:31,645 --> 01:30:33,029 Read that! 1528 01:30:34,812 --> 01:30:36,547 Don't go near the barn. 1529 01:30:36,587 --> 01:30:38,947 - Liza. - They're going to kill you. 1530 01:30:38,987 --> 01:30:41,548 Yeah, and only two hours ago she. 1531 01:30:46,383 --> 01:30:49,083 Would you read that again please. 1532 01:30:50,484 --> 01:30:54,885 It says don't go near the barn, they're going to kill you. 1533 01:31:00,554 --> 01:31:01,901 Yakov. 1534 01:31:02,855 --> 01:31:04,689 Yakov, my best friend. 1535 01:31:20,827 --> 01:31:22,627 Where's your master? 1536 01:31:22,667 --> 01:31:23,899 My master? 1537 01:31:32,565 --> 01:31:33,758 Well? 1538 01:31:33,798 --> 01:31:34,932 How did it? 1539 01:31:34,972 --> 01:31:36,893 You know how. 1540 01:31:36,933 --> 01:31:39,300 Now gentlemen, let's get down to business. 1541 01:31:39,340 --> 01:31:41,628 For a price, I'll get rid of. 1542 01:31:41,668 --> 01:31:44,168 The evidence. 1543 01:31:44,208 --> 01:31:45,428 The money. 1544 01:31:45,468 --> 01:31:46,502 The money. 1545 01:31:51,804 --> 01:31:54,905 I don't think I want any supper. 1546 01:31:54,944 --> 01:31:58,606 Oh no. 1547 01:32:40,453 --> 01:32:41,587 Farple. 1548 01:33:14,097 --> 01:33:15,238 Yakov. 1549 01:33:16,731 --> 01:33:17,831 What are you doing Yakov? 1550 01:33:17,871 --> 01:33:19,098 Where are you going? 1551 01:33:19,138 --> 01:33:22,299 Get away from me, giddy up, giddy up. 1552 01:33:25,567 --> 01:33:27,301 - Oh your all right. - Liza. 1553 01:33:39,638 --> 01:33:41,205 Georgi, I'm your best friend. 1554 01:33:47,941 --> 01:33:50,342 - Where are we going? - To get the organ. 1555 01:33:51,942 --> 01:33:53,843 Make way for The Inspector General. 1556 01:33:53,883 --> 01:33:57,604 Make way for The Inspector General! 1557 01:33:57,644 --> 01:34:00,712 Make way for the Inspector General. 1558 01:34:01,578 --> 01:34:02,706 What did he say? 1559 01:34:02,746 --> 01:34:03,846 It must have been an echo. 1560 01:34:03,886 --> 01:34:05,084 Giddy up! 1561 01:34:08,681 --> 01:34:09,681 Attention! 1562 01:34:10,948 --> 01:34:13,149 Announcing the Emissary of The Emperor. 1563 01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:15,450 General Leopold Nikolai Tarantino, 1564 01:34:15,490 --> 01:34:18,618 his excellency, The Inspector General. 1565 01:34:39,857 --> 01:34:41,885 He took bribes, he drank all my wine, 1566 01:34:41,925 --> 01:34:44,325 he yelled out the windows, he even made love to my wife. 1567 01:34:44,365 --> 01:34:46,660 How could I doubt that he was an Inspector General. 1568 01:34:46,700 --> 01:34:49,588 I mean, he gave us no chance to think of deception 1569 01:34:49,628 --> 01:34:51,455 Your Majesty, I mean your Excellency. 1570 01:34:51,495 --> 01:34:53,922 - Isn't that right Gizzick? - I'm Izzick, he's Gizzick. 1571 01:34:53,962 --> 01:34:55,996 You can always tell by the strawberry mark on my leg. 1572 01:34:56,036 --> 01:34:57,397 Why it's as big as a. 1573 01:35:04,466 --> 01:35:06,833 I'm Gizzick, he's Izzick. 1574 01:35:06,873 --> 01:35:08,026 Silence! 1575 01:35:08,066 --> 01:35:09,333 Excuse me Your Excellency. 1576 01:35:09,373 --> 01:35:11,368 First of all Mayor, I want that tramp. 1577 01:35:11,408 --> 01:35:13,362 Send out every man available. 1578 01:35:13,402 --> 01:35:14,902 Yes sir, your excellency. 1579 01:35:14,942 --> 01:35:18,363 Meanwhile, I will write out an order for his execution. 1580 01:35:18,403 --> 01:35:21,571 He will hang today your excellency, I promise you that. 1581 01:35:21,611 --> 01:35:22,938 Test the gallows. 1582 01:35:22,978 --> 01:35:25,006 I'm Izzick, then he is. 1583 01:35:25,046 --> 01:35:26,272 Silence! 1584 01:35:34,575 --> 01:35:35,676 Citizens, here is the organ. 1585 01:35:35,716 --> 01:35:37,010 The one that was stolen. 1586 01:35:37,050 --> 01:35:40,470 We gave them money and then, now it's back. 1587 01:35:40,510 --> 01:35:41,977 I'll see you in a minute. 1588 01:35:42,017 --> 01:35:45,472 Here, take the organ to the church I'll be back in a minute. 1589 01:35:45,512 --> 01:35:46,912 Come on men, I may need you. 1590 01:35:48,253 --> 01:35:49,273 Follow me. 1591 01:35:50,647 --> 01:35:52,055 Wait here. 1592 01:35:52,781 --> 01:35:54,208 Ten hut! 1593 01:35:54,248 --> 01:35:55,815 Oh, never mind that. 1594 01:35:59,117 --> 01:36:01,611 I'm glad I found all of you gentlemen together. 1595 01:36:01,651 --> 01:36:04,051 This town is going to be cleaned up from top to bottom. 1596 01:36:04,091 --> 01:36:05,585 This is The Inspector General? 1597 01:36:05,625 --> 01:36:08,119 Yes, Mr. Mayor, I would like you all to know that 1598 01:36:08,159 --> 01:36:10,220 the corruption in this city is at an end. 1599 01:36:10,260 --> 01:36:12,514 I want a complete and honest report from you 1600 01:36:12,553 --> 01:36:14,521 and a complete report of your tax records. 1601 01:36:14,561 --> 01:36:16,522 I want a report from you in the morning. 1602 01:36:16,562 --> 01:36:17,949 Who is this man? 1603 01:36:17,989 --> 01:36:19,189 Tell him to get out, this is official business. 1604 01:36:19,229 --> 01:36:20,583 Mr. Mayor! 1605 01:36:20,623 --> 01:36:22,017 In the name of The Emperor, 1606 01:36:22,057 --> 01:36:23,357 I call upon you to produce all the tax records 1607 01:36:23,397 --> 01:36:24,691 and books of this village immediately. 1608 01:36:24,731 --> 01:36:26,592 Your excellency will permit me to interrupt. 1609 01:36:26,632 --> 01:36:31,427 Let me show you this communication which has just arrived. 1610 01:36:42,563 --> 01:36:43,590 Silly girl. 1611 01:36:43,630 --> 01:36:45,091 And now to business. 1612 01:36:45,131 --> 01:36:47,565 You filthy bag of bones, this is The Inspector General. 1613 01:36:47,605 --> 01:36:48,726 How do you do? 1614 01:36:48,766 --> 01:36:49,999 We must have a long talk together sometime. 1615 01:36:50,039 --> 01:36:52,267 I want to look at all these books. 1616 01:36:54,367 --> 01:36:55,868 Inspector General? 1617 01:37:00,803 --> 01:37:02,330 It's time. 1618 01:37:02,370 --> 01:37:03,397 Open up the cell. 1619 01:37:03,437 --> 01:37:05,104 - Yes your honor. - Hurry man. 1620 01:37:05,144 --> 01:37:06,772 - Yes sir. - Guards. 1621 01:37:07,738 --> 01:37:09,005 Take them away. 1622 01:37:10,873 --> 01:37:13,900 Two hangings at once. 1623 01:37:13,940 --> 01:37:16,307 You'll regret this you fat-faced village idiot! 1624 01:37:16,347 --> 01:37:17,801 How dare you? 1625 01:37:17,841 --> 01:37:19,475 Take your hands off me you misbegotten peasants. 1626 01:37:19,515 --> 01:37:20,669 Tie him up. 1627 01:37:20,709 --> 01:37:21,942 The Emperor will tear this stinking village 1628 01:37:21,982 --> 01:37:24,903 down over your ears you thieving lard bucket. 1629 01:37:24,943 --> 01:37:27,678 Heads will roll here like marbles, and yours first. 1630 01:37:27,718 --> 01:37:29,905 And then this flea ridden sack of nothing, 1631 01:37:29,945 --> 01:37:31,312 you call Inspector General. 1632 01:37:31,352 --> 01:37:32,773 He's insane. 1633 01:37:32,813 --> 01:37:34,854 This isn't The Inspector General, don't make me laugh. 1634 01:37:35,147 --> 01:37:36,415 The Great Emperor wouldn't appoint 1635 01:37:36,454 --> 01:37:39,249 a thing like this, to a post of such importance. 1636 01:37:39,289 --> 01:37:41,476 This is your Inspector General here! 1637 01:37:41,516 --> 01:37:43,377 His courage, his manner, his bearing. 1638 01:37:43,417 --> 01:37:44,543 Gentlemen take your choice. 1639 01:37:44,583 --> 01:37:45,684 I don't know what to think. 1640 01:37:45,724 --> 01:37:46,910 You don't have to think. 1641 01:37:46,950 --> 01:37:48,216 If this man is The Inspector General, 1642 01:37:48,416 --> 01:37:49,718 then were are his credentials? 1643 01:37:49,758 --> 01:37:51,146 Where are yours? 1644 01:37:51,185 --> 01:37:52,520 Show them the aristocracy, they have a right to see. 1645 01:37:52,560 --> 01:37:54,687 Come on and show them, show your credentials. 1646 01:37:54,727 --> 01:37:55,786 Show them. 1647 01:37:57,688 --> 01:37:59,448 Reveal them. 1648 01:37:59,488 --> 01:38:00,722 Here they are. 1649 01:38:00,762 --> 01:38:01,914 See? 1650 01:38:07,857 --> 01:38:10,119 Your excellency. 1651 01:38:10,159 --> 01:38:11,452 Kovatch. 1652 01:38:15,260 --> 01:38:16,927 I would like to take this opportunity 1653 01:38:16,967 --> 01:38:19,088 to tender my resignation. 1654 01:38:19,127 --> 01:38:20,562 I'm so sorry your excellency. 1655 01:38:20,601 --> 01:38:22,188 It was our mistake. 1656 01:38:22,228 --> 01:38:23,629 The imposter will hang! 1657 01:38:23,669 --> 01:38:25,757 This is preposterous! 1658 01:38:25,797 --> 01:38:27,030 If your excellency will be so good 1659 01:38:27,070 --> 01:38:28,664 as to write out the death warrant. 1660 01:38:28,704 --> 01:38:31,191 Just one minute please 1661 01:38:31,231 --> 01:38:32,392 Arrest that man. 1662 01:38:32,432 --> 01:38:33,826 I'm warning you, I'm warning all of you. 1663 01:38:33,865 --> 01:38:35,133 This will be reported to The Emperor. 1664 01:38:35,173 --> 01:38:36,300 Lock him up! 1665 01:38:42,469 --> 01:38:44,536 I can't do it. 1666 01:38:44,576 --> 01:38:45,996 Why not? 1667 01:38:46,036 --> 01:38:49,037 Well for one thing, I can't write. 1668 01:38:50,037 --> 01:38:51,799 I can't read either. 1669 01:38:51,805 --> 01:38:53,038 And even if I could write, 1670 01:38:53,078 --> 01:38:55,740 I couldn't sign his death warrant. 1671 01:38:55,780 --> 01:38:58,240 I'm not The Inspector General. 1672 01:39:00,008 --> 01:39:02,241 He's just soft-hearted, here I'll sign it. 1673 01:39:02,281 --> 01:39:05,469 You can't do it. You can't it's all over. 1674 01:39:05,509 --> 01:39:07,203 I couldn't sign this. 1675 01:39:07,243 --> 01:39:09,644 That man is completely innocent. 1676 01:39:09,684 --> 01:39:11,978 I only did it so I could get 1677 01:39:14,212 --> 01:39:16,140 the money to buy the organ back. 1678 01:39:16,180 --> 01:39:17,346 Lock them up, put them in chains, 1679 01:39:17,386 --> 01:39:18,547 send them to the gallows. 1680 01:39:18,587 --> 01:39:20,174 Oh your excellency, I'm so sorry. 1681 01:39:20,214 --> 01:39:21,881 Why nothing like this has never happened in Brodny before. 1682 01:39:21,921 --> 01:39:23,275 But I assure you that 1683 01:39:23,315 --> 01:39:24,549 they will go to the gallows, your excellency. 1684 01:39:24,589 --> 01:39:26,483 The gallows will wait its turn, but not now. 1685 01:39:26,523 --> 01:39:28,117 But your excellency. 1686 01:39:28,157 --> 01:39:30,217 This man will not hang. 1687 01:39:31,617 --> 01:39:34,585 First honest man I've met, since I left Budapest. 1688 01:39:34,625 --> 01:39:37,519 Whatever you say your excellency. 1689 01:39:38,686 --> 01:39:40,120 My chain of office your excellency. 1690 01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:42,014 We'll put something else around your neck. 1691 01:39:42,054 --> 01:39:43,121 Thank you your excellency. 1692 01:39:43,161 --> 01:39:45,022 - With band music? - What did you say? 1693 01:39:45,062 --> 01:39:47,456 - With band music? - With band music. 1694 01:39:48,857 --> 01:39:51,024 I couldn't take this your excellency. 1695 01:39:51,064 --> 01:39:54,018 I can't even read or write. 1696 01:39:54,058 --> 01:39:55,425 I have no education. 1697 01:39:55,465 --> 01:39:57,919 What you have is much better. 1698 01:39:57,959 --> 01:39:59,187 Please your excellency. 1699 01:39:59,226 --> 01:40:00,993 I present you with my medal and my sash. 1700 01:40:16,099 --> 01:40:18,126 Citizens of Brodny! 1701 01:40:18,166 --> 01:40:21,700 I have the honor to present to you, your new Mayor! 1702 01:41:05,914 --> 01:41:10,916 ♪ Brodny, Brodny to it we sing ♪ 1703 01:41:14,283 --> 01:41:18,285 ♪ With hearts and heads held high ♪ 1704 01:41:18,325 --> 01:41:25,623 ♪ Praise to Brodny to the sky ♪ 1705 01:41:26,055 --> 01:41:33,516 ♪ Brodny to the sky ♪ 1706 01:41:33,556 --> 01:41:35,019 To the sky 1707 01:41:35,219 --> 01:41:37,325 ♪ Praise to Brodny ♪ 1708 01:41:40,192 --> 01:41:45,161 SUBTITLES: Kilo123939