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三班那群垃圾
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就安靜地上會兒自習不會嗎
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吱哩哇啦吵吵吧火的
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嚴重影響了我的學習
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習慣就好了
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也不是頭一回了
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不行 我現在很不爽
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去三班 給他們扣分
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什 什麼
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什麼 剛才看見沒
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好像是三班班主任石妙娜老師
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那咱們就不用過去了
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估計又要暴走了
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攤上年級最差的班
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不暴走才怪呢
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我就去看下公開課會場
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就讓你們自己上個自習
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你們就要把樓頂掀開了
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沒想到我提前回來吧
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竟然還少了三個
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都不說是吧
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Oh no
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又來
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別占 別占
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我再問最後一遍
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王強他們呢
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老 老師
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網吧
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石老師沒在學校真是太爽了
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又可以偷摸出來升級了
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王強
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萬一石老師回來了咋辦呢
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馬澤平你就別磨嘰了
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出都出來了 號都登上了
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賈淳說得對 再說了
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那石老師去看公開課會場
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咋地不得大半天啊
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沒事啊
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對了 你那點卡充了嗎
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這不着急出來占機器
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把卡落班了嘛
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下回再充吧
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有敵人
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趕緊貓起來 快點快點
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採礦呢
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這是個大號啊
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看血量和裝備應該是滿級了
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咱繞道走吧
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說得對 必須幹他
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好的強哥
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你幹啥去呀
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不幹他嘛 上啊
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上啥呀 你是治療
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要上也得我這老大戰士先上啊
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啊 對對
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都聽好了啊
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一會兒我衝鋒上去咱就開幹
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賈淳你一定給我奶好
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馬澤平你就照他臉射
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行吧
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為了我們村兒
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強哥 我們給你報仇
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不是
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咋整的咱
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咱好像被秒了
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誰呀 別敲了
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門是 往外開的
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還跑
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快蹽快蹽
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我讓你們跑
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跑啥呀
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你還能不回班了呀
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先保命要緊啊
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我的車 駕駕
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看着點啊 是不虎
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小回小回
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借光借光
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快剎車
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衝過去
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哪裏跑
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大回大回
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快剎車 剎不住啦
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強哥
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保持平衡
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快點蹬啊
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石老師饒命啊
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貓兒
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石老師
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給次機會
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同學獻花
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室友還禮
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強哥多好個人你說
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連個同桌都沒有
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是啊 也沒享着啥福啊
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這以後也沒人幫咱要體活課了
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下個環節
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同學致詞
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啊 強哥
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多麼好的一個人啊
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連個同桌都沒有
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是啊 也沒享着啥福呀
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以後
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也沒人幫咱要體活課了 哥呀
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她們抄咱詞啊
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是啊 這太不尊重原創了
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你們回來了
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還活着呢 那收工吧
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那啥 趕緊收拾收拾
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把桌子都挪回去吧
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石老師沒抓着你們嗎
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抓着了
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那你們一點事沒有
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沒事啊 那能有啥事啊
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原來是內傷
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下輩子還做同學
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嗨 若琳 嗨
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這啥呀 我幫你發呀
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不用 先回座吧
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好的若琳
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這是這學期的教師考核評分表
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組長幫有我發一下
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評分是匿名的 上課前交上來
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我充值卡呢
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我記着就擱這來着
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石老師沒收了
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誰讓你放桌面上的
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我蹭吃蹭喝一個月
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才省下來的錢買充值卡
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師太給我沒收了
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你倆怎麼看
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我看
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你還是換個人蹭吧
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對 別蹭我倆了
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不是
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我的意思是咱們要反擊
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給師太打零分
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不好吧
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沒事
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這玩意兒就走個形式 學校也不看
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對 出口氣
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還是別的了
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不是師太今天對咱啥樣都沒數嗎
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忘了咋錘咱仨的了
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我們早上也差點挨打
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那還磨嘰啥了 打回來
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徐小明 給我拿張檢討書
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中午我去辦公室把點卡贖回來
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多少字的
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最有誠意的
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石老師我可算找到您了
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我來給您送檢討書
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寫的挺有誠意呀
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過獎過獎
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您忙着啊 我先走了
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站住 把東西放下
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啥東西啊
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你剛才偷的卡
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誰偷了
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這我拿我自己東西就算偷啊
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那你沒收我們東西不成搶了嘛
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那我就真搶了
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人家的老師都跟學生打成一片
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你倒好 你打一片學生
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人家同學
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還好好學習考高分呢
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你 你這逃課上網淨扣分
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你給我過來
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那我不都讓你管的嘛
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我要是你 我就多溝通
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別老勾拳
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我要是你
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就別跟我犟嘴
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哎呀我去
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我怎麼擱那呢
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怎麼回事
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這一噴嚏把我靈魂崩出來了
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我怎麼穿着校服啊
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你是誰呀
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我王強啊 我是石妙娜啊
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咱倆這是
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石老師 咱倆這是身體互換了
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電影裏總演 一般就是倆人不對付
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到最後相互一理解 啪就換回來了
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我不理解你嗎
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說的不就是嘛
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我也非常理解您啊
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身為一位人民教師
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如園丁般含辛茹苦地修理我們
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管我訓我打我罵我
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那不都是為我好
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那咱倆都已經互相理解了
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這怎麼沒換回來呢
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這馬上就要公開課了
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我還怎麼評優秀教師啊
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別整亂我髮型啊
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回頭我都給你剃了
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你可別的石老師
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身體可以換
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髮型不能亂
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你別整那沒用的
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你趕緊想想辦法呀
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怎麼換回來呀 你趕緊的
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這怎麼回事呢
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咱倆剛才都幹啥了
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咱倆不是在做夢吧
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你幹啥呀
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我不尋思懟一杵子看是不是做夢嘛
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那你懟你自己不行嗎
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我懟的就是我自己呀
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不是做夢
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張岩老師
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給我
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喂
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喂 說話啊
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不好意思打錯了
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怎麼掛了
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你現在說話是我聲
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他能不掛嘛
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你打 免提
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沒錯呀
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是這號啊
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我和你纏纏綿綿翩翩飛
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喂
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喂 張老師
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這回對了
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剛才誰呀
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那個 學生
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我說咋有點像王強聲呢
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啥事啊
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剛才來通知參加公開課的老師
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一點鐘開會
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你沒在讓我告訴你一聲
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知道了
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那行我還有課不說了
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別忘了啊
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我知道了
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老師再見
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這個時候開什麼會呀你說
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這可怎麼弄啊 真是的
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只能你替我去了
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我去
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你不去我去呀
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哎呀我去
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不是
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你有沒有運動鞋啥的呀
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你這崴腳的鞋呀
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你這是啊
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這多得勁兒啊 鬆快兒的
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開會的時候別亂說話啊
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校長說什麼你都給我記下來
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他要是提讓你用一班上公開課
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千萬別答應
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就別啊的糊弄過去啊
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聽沒聽懂
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嗯
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把領子放下
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啊
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我從走廊那頭就聽到咱班同學最吵
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上課鈴都打了多長時間了 還擱那亂竄
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強哥你嚇我們一跳
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還以為師太來了呢
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誰是師太啊 給我
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不是你給石老師起的外號嘛
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你忘了 什麼
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王強你咋還下地了呢
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張老師你趕緊管管
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你看看都擱那幹什麼呢
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不是 你擱前面幹啥呢
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趕緊回座上課了啊
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你等會兒
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你幹什麼去了
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這都上課多半天了才來呀
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那啥 我
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你跟誰說話沒大沒小的
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給我出去站着 讓誰出去站着
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都別學他啊
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報 報告
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來啦
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都挺好的哈
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忙着吧
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小石
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咖啡 好喝嗎
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嗯
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好喝就拿點回去唄
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啊
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小石今天真實在呀
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那我就坐那邊吧
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這次在黃金階梯舉辦的公開課
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直接決定優秀教師的評選
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我的態度
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是吧
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必須拿下
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是吧
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時間緊迫 我長話短說了
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是吧
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我呢 主要分四個重點
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每個重點再分十個大點
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每個大點再分五十個小點展開
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是吧
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看來石老師
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沒事沒事
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你這穩 穩當點啊
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這多大歲數了你說 哎呦我天
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00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:48,660
看來石老師對會議有些見解呀
305
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要不 你講兩句
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我說呀
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嗯
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那我真說了
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啊
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我覺得週六週日應該上課
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是吧
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繼續說
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週一到週五
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是吧
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放假
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課上十分鐘 課間四十五
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寒暑假無縫銜接
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石老師
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這些問題咱們就私下交流吧
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行了 今天就先到這
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這兩天別的課就不上了
322
00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:16,200
各位老師專心準備
323
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,580
後天我們一起攻佔黃金階梯
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加油 散會
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可算完事了
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石老師
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00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,830
又咋地了
328
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:30,750
怎麼感覺你今天
329
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,830
我還是跟你說正事吧
330
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:35,540
公開課用一班還是你們三班
331
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:36,870
考慮得怎麼樣了
332
00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:39,200
初一初二的老師用的
333
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可都是他們年級最好的班啊
334
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:43,750
要我說 你就別堅持了
335
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,750
聽我的 用一班
336
00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:47,500
他要是提讓你用一班上公開課
337
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千萬別答應
338
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:49,660
就嗯啊的糊弄過去啊
339
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:50,750
聽沒聽懂
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嗯
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你確定
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啊
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你這突然答應這麼痛快
344
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我怎麼有點沒底了呢
345
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這麼的吧
346
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,540
用一班的好處呢 有這麼幾點
347
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我再給你展開一下啊
348
00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:07,580
等會兒校長 你可先別展
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都聽你的 隨便
350
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,120
我先走了 校長拜拜
351
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你就讓我展一下
352
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沒幾點
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是吧
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00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,790
石老師好
355
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:30,950
你們好
356
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,580
嚇我一大蹦 這扯不扯呢
357
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,500
不是 這什麼情況
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00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,830
脆點兒啊
359
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:49,330
挨罰了
360
00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:50,790
這不是三班王強嗎
361
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,250
你這丟我人呢
362
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:55,540
趕緊回班吧
363
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,830
張老師沒下課呢
364
00:22:59,330 --> 00:23:00,500
這是重點啊
365
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,700
這都下課半天了 怎麼還壓堂呢
366
00:23:03,370 --> 00:23:06,250
我這節課姍姍來遲了一些些
367
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,790
啊 這麼回事啊
368
00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:08,830
那你下次早點
369
00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:10,000
下課吧
370
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:13,500
下課嘍 幹哈
371
00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:16,410
咋地了這是呀
372
00:23:16,870 --> 00:23:17,790
你瞅瞅
373
00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:18,950
這破馬張飛地呀
374
00:23:18,950 --> 00:23:20,080
不送了啊
375
00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:22,250
以前也不這樣啊
376
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,000
校長請咱們的茶和咖啡
377
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,160
放前面了啊
378
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,250
你把張老師推出去幹什麼
379
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:30,370
他課還沒講完呢
380
00:23:30,370 --> 00:23:32,500
課間就這麼稍縱即逝的十分鐘
381
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,750
還壓堂
382
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,540
沒有工夫跟你掰扯這些
383
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:36,830
開會都說什麼了
384
00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:39,790
RUA
385
00:23:39,790 --> 00:23:40,830
你趕緊的
386
00:23:40,950 --> 00:23:42,910
說少留作業 多給體活
387
00:23:42,910 --> 00:23:44,370
少找家長 多關心學生
388
00:23:44,370 --> 00:23:45,200
完了就是還有那個
389
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,250
把本給我 我自己看
390
00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:50,790
你這都划拉些什麼玩意兒
391
00:23:50,790 --> 00:23:51,870
王強你要幹哈
392
00:23:56,790 --> 00:23:58,250
老師我錯了
393
00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,500
我天天不好好學習
394
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,410
就知道惹你生氣
395
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:04,000
我王強狗屁不是
396
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:04,870
你要幹啥呀
397
00:24:04,870 --> 00:24:06,620
你別這麼禍禍我呀
398
00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:09,000
行了
399
00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:13,080
不對呀 是老師我不對
400
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,330
我啥都管 太煩人了
401
00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:17,910
我啥也不會 就會找家長
402
00:24:17,910 --> 00:24:20,370
我王強就是腥了三班的臭魚
403
00:24:20,370 --> 00:24:22,000
我就是社會的毒瘤
404
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
我今天
405
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,250
我今天我就不活了
406
00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:26,700
強哥
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00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:28,750
沒必要啊強哥
408
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:30,830
石老師懸梁了
409
00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:32,750
石老師 別的呀
410
00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:35,040
別硬往下拽呀
411
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,750
先往起抬一下子
412
00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,040
是不虎
413
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,080
何苦呢
414
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,750
勒死我了
415
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:47,870
是不是我王強不對
416
00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:48,250
是
417
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,200
錯沒錯 錯了
418
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,700
我是不是腥了三班的臭魚
419
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:52,580
你最臭 是魚就沒你臭
420
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,080
那啥 趕緊回座吧
421
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,080
上課上課了啊
422
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,500
見過這麼作踐自己的嗎
423
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,250
沒見過
424
00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:10,830
石老師啊 這節你的課哈
425
00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:14,870
Stand up
426
00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:17,080
Good afternoon teacher
427
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,910
Good afternoon class
428
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:22,500
王強口語不錯
429
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,750
請坐 大家都坐吧
430
00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:26,000
這節課
431
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,040
我來上
432
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,250
那個
433
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,830
咱 咱學點啥呢
434
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,750
咱這麼地上自習吧
435
00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:32,870
上自習上自習來
436
00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:33,450
老師
437
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:35,660
你剛剛不是說辦公室有套卷要做嘛
438
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,750
那着啥急 做卷那玩意兒
439
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,040
可做可不做的東西
440
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,080
不行 課代表去辦公室取下卷
441
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:44,830
誰
442
00:25:44,830 --> 00:25:46,080
誰說上體活
443
00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:49,290
那走吧
444
00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:54,500
不行
445
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:55,830
我看今天誰敢動
446
00:25:57,580 --> 00:25:58,370
別動
447
00:25:58,370 --> 00:25:59,250
強哥
448
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:01,040
不是兄弟不幫你
449
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,790
你今天確實有點反常啊
450
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,000
你擱這好好反省一下
451
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,290
奉翔
452
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:12,620
幫我解開
453
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,700
還得是奉翔
454
00:26:16,870 --> 00:26:18,950
怎麼給我繫那麼緊啊
455
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,790
別走啊 回來
456
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,580
強哥怎麼像變了個人似的
457
00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:24,870
是不是魇着啥了
458
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,830
石老師也不對勁
459
00:26:32,910 --> 00:26:35,290
這下子爽啊 這下子
460
00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:36,790
哎呀太爽了
461
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:41,910
都杵那幹啥呀
462
00:26:41,910 --> 00:26:43,620
趕緊過來 快點玩起來
463
00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:45,700
分伙打拍 轉眼兒轉眼兒
464
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,620
王強你今天怎麼了
465
00:26:50,290 --> 00:26:52,000
沒有事 幫我解開
466
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,700
那你消停的哈
467
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,620
這邊 往裏帶
468
00:26:57,620 --> 00:26:59,200
跑位 拉開
469
00:26:59,200 --> 00:26:59,910
有了有了
470
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:00,870
猴哥別獨
471
00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:02,500
機會機會
472
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:03,450
猴哥傳球
473
00:27:03,450 --> 00:27:04,870
給我 傳啦 這呢
474
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,500
傳球啊
475
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,790
幹啥聽
476
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,330
看啥呢
477
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,410
小皮球
478
00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:15,790
架腳踢
479
00:27:15,790 --> 00:27:18,410
馬蓮花開二十一
480
00:27:18,410 --> 00:27:19,830
二五六
481
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:21,120
二五七
482
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,830
二八二九三十一
483
00:27:23,830 --> 00:27:26,290
一起來玩啊姐妹們
484
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:30,660
你朋友
485
00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:31,830
不認識
486
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:35,580
不是你幹啥呀
487
00:27:35,580 --> 00:27:36,410
你也太狠了吧
488
00:27:36,410 --> 00:27:37,330
讓你再嘚瑟
489
00:27:37,330 --> 00:27:38,580
以為我治不了你了是不是
490
00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:40,330
行行行 老師你贏了
491
00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:41,950
咱別這麼黑我了行不行
492
00:27:41,950 --> 00:27:43,910
都回班上自習 你跟我來辦公室
493
00:27:58,370 --> 00:28:00,250
咱倆也不能這麼耗着呀
494
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:02,830
公開課沒准就得你上了
495
00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:04,830
你開玩笑吧
496
00:28:05,790 --> 00:28:06,870
那還能怎麼弄啊
497
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,750
也沒有別的辦法呀
498
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,620
反正我是不會放棄這次機會的
499
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:12,660
你放棄行 放棄多好啊
500
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:14,000
比身敗名裂強啊
501
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
如果有個機會
502
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,750
能讓你的名字刻在獎杯上
503
00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:17,620
你會放棄嗎
504
00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:18,790
會的一定會的
505
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,410
我這聽課都聽不明白
506
00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:23,750
我講啥課呀
507
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:25,830
再說就剩一天半 你這不鬧呢嘛
508
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,200
這不準備教案了嘛
509
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,370
到時候該講什麼
510
00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:29,910
什麼時候提問 什麼是重點
511
00:28:29,910 --> 00:28:30,870
都寫好了
512
00:28:30,870 --> 00:28:31,830
快點背下來
513
00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:34,870
這麼多呀
514
00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:37,250
咱都學到Unit 9啦
515
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:39,080
你上課都聽什麼了
516
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,250
這不昨天剛講完的嘛
517
00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:42,290
講過了還講
518
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,870
公開課哪有講新課的
519
00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:46,750
你講新的講舊的
520
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:47,910
我不行 整不了
521
00:28:47,910 --> 00:28:49,660
這不是得做兩手準備嘛
522
00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:51,160
你先背着 不整
523
00:28:52,830 --> 00:28:54,790
皮筋兒沒跳夠 再去跳會兒
524
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:55,910
這人麼的吧 我試試
525
00:28:55,910 --> 00:28:57,330
興許 也備不住
526
00:28:57,330 --> 00:28:58,410
這玩意兒 咱說
527
00:28:58,410 --> 00:28:59,580
那你先回班背吧
528
00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:00,660
看着點紀律
529
00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:02,200
我得想想辦法趕緊換回來
530
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,700
就不回班了
531
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,790
你之前說那互換電影叫什麼
532
00:29:06,790 --> 00:29:09,080
記了 你自己上網搜唄
533
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:13,660
那個
534
00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:15,750
賈淳 馬澤平 奉翔 徐小明
535
00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:16,950
出來一下
536
00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:20,200
咋的了 不知道啊
537
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,330
害怕了吧
538
00:29:33,330 --> 00:29:35,450
嚇唬你們呢
539
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,620
石老師今天不回班了
540
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,160
咱幾個上網吧啊
541
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,250
走啊
542
00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:44,250
石老師 我們不瞎
543
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,750
我不是石老師 我王強
544
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,000
石老師 我們還小
545
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,370
這些年多有得罪 望您海涵
546
00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:53,870
我真是王強
547
00:29:53,870 --> 00:29:55,200
這咋都不信呢
548
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,870
你要不這麼地 你們問我幾個問題
549
00:29:56,870 --> 00:29:58,160
你看我是不是
550
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,500
你知道我手機丟哪了嗎
551
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:07,750
啥前兒的事啊
552
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:11,080
就那次你來廁所給我送紙
553
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,200
不知道
554
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,950
咱那天去徐小明家吃碴條
555
00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:16,160
是什麼鹵
556
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,500
那誰能記着呀
557
00:30:20,830 --> 00:30:22,410
那次去我家學習
558
00:30:22,410 --> 00:30:23,120
咱們玩的是
559
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,080
坦克大戰
560
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,410
我問的是玩的多少合一
561
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,700
你們動動腦子行嗎
562
00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:30,870
我問一個吧
563
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:33,040
王強根本不會知道的問題
564
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,580
如果他脫口而出
565
00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:36,330
那他就是石老師裝的
566
00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:38,200
咱班
567
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,620
英語
568
00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,080
講完
569
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:41,790
第幾單元啦
570
00:30:41,790 --> 00:30:43,160
Unit 9
571
00:30:47,830 --> 00:30:50,040
小伙子抡起大鎬
572
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,500
嘁哩喀嚓幹吶哈
573
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,580
老張回來啦
574
00:30:58,450 --> 00:31:00,620
你 剛才叫我什麼
575
00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:02,910
張老師
576
00:31:02,910 --> 00:31:03,910
你幹啥呢
577
00:31:03,910 --> 00:31:05,580
我查點東西
578
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:10,040
臭小子
579
00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:16,790
那個 老師平時對你們啊
580
00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:17,750
太嚴歷了
581
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,200
現在老師良心發作了
582
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,790
這樣式是不對的
583
00:31:20,790 --> 00:31:22,370
得勞逸結合呀
584
00:31:22,370 --> 00:31:24,700
所以今天咱提前放學
585
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:27,080
老師帶你們去個好地兒
586
00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:31,870
大家就放開了嘚瑟
587
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,950
那你先手吧
588
00:31:40,950 --> 00:31:44,080
重劍無鋒 大巧不工
589
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,830
竟然能擋住我的攻擊
590
00:31:52,830 --> 00:31:54,500
好久沒遇到這麼強的對手了
591
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:56,120
兄弟們 一起上
592
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,370
降
593
00:31:57,370 --> 00:31:58,290
龍
594
00:31:58,290 --> 00:31:59,500
十
595
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,700
八
596
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:03,080
掌
597
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,410
天騙
598
00:32:07,410 --> 00:32:09,290
流星拳
599
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,450
龜
600
00:32:18,450 --> 00:32:19,250
門
601
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,040
氣
602
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:20,790
功
603
00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:21,660
吁
604
00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:23,870
你倆會這招 有點賴了啊
605
00:32:24,790 --> 00:32:26,450
氣功波
606
00:32:32,290 --> 00:32:34,160
卡比
607
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,620
丘
608
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,870
雕蟲小技
609
00:32:38,870 --> 00:32:39,910
看來
610
00:32:39,910 --> 00:32:41,700
我也要甩大了
611
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,410
就決定是你了
612
00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:45,040
去吧大雕
613
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,200
萬解
614
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,950
R技能
615
00:32:58,250 --> 00:32:59,950
驚濤駭浪
616
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,450
萬花筒寫輪眼
617
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,790
咱班男生
618
00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:20,160
太幼稚了吧
619
00:33:20,910 --> 00:33:21,700
Piu
620
00:33:22,290 --> 00:33:23,160
攢
621
00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:24,120
防 哈
622
00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:25,830
防 看招
623
00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,200
攢
624
00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:29,250
那邊妥了 叫人吧
625
00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:30,250
石老師
626
00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:32,660
石老師
627
00:33:33,370 --> 00:33:34,950
您暫停一下唄
628
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,830
若琳 何事
629
00:33:37,830 --> 00:33:39,080
您跟我來
630
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,040
幹啥呀
631
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:47,830
這是幹啥呀
632
00:33:47,830 --> 00:33:49,120
馬上公開課了
633
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,330
我們為您加油助威祈福
634
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:52,870
願您一切順利
635
00:33:52,870 --> 00:33:54,500
這是我偶像的鎖匙扣
636
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,080
一直守護着我
637
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,830
這兩天讓他來守護你
638
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,750
但是過兩天你得還我
639
00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:01,870
老師 祝您一舉奪魁
640
00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:04,120
願您 鹹魚翻身
641
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:04,830
老師
642
00:34:04,830 --> 00:34:06,910
祝你 旗開得勝
643
00:34:08,870 --> 00:34:10,040
這又是幹啥呀
644
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,250
開門紅放掛鞭
645
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,700
聶走霉運
646
00:34:20,290 --> 00:34:22,700
各路好漢 快來救我
647
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:28,370
殺呀
648
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:34,830
石老師蹽了
649
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:42,660
蛤蟆功
650
00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:51,910
猴哥
651
00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:55,580
猴哥救我
652
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,040
你要上天啊
653
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,410
這地方爽吧
654
00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:04,790
哥們有好玩地方怎麼能忘了你呢
655
00:35:04,790 --> 00:35:06,290
走 滅了他們
656
00:35:06,290 --> 00:35:07,540
筋斗雲
657
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,830
你又帶他們作什麼妖
658
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,540
學習累了 娛樂娛樂
659
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,870
都幾點了不知道嗎
660
00:35:16,870 --> 00:35:17,830
趕緊回寢睡覺
661
00:35:17,830 --> 00:35:19,160
明天上課再睡唄
662
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,040
再玩會兒
663
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,000
講啊 不講啦
664
00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:24,120
那我就不剪了
665
00:35:25,450 --> 00:35:27,750
這怎麼王強一來就不讓咱們好好玩啊
666
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,950
就是 每回都攪局
667
00:35:29,950 --> 00:35:31,120
行了啊
668
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,580
那個 今天也不早了
669
00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:34,040
趕緊回寢室睡覺吧
670
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,620
一會兒關門了屁的了
671
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,080
對呀
672
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,410
我今晚上住哪啊
673
00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:39,200
石老師
674
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,410
我們寢有張空床
675
00:35:40,410 --> 00:35:41,580
要不您對付一宿
676
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:43,500
那合適嗎
677
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,330
不行
678
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:45,700
用你管啊
679
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:46,660
欠兒了巴登的
680
00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:47,620
膈應人
681
00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:49,620
妙姐 咱走吧
682
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:53,330
強哥
683
00:35:53,330 --> 00:35:54,750
我們幾個研究了
684
00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:56,660
你現在不愿意跟我們玩
685
00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:58,500
我們以後也不帶你了
686
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,790
你說話呢 就不好使了
687
00:36:00,790 --> 00:36:01,750
以後啊
688
00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:03,040
我就是頭了
689
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:03,950
回寢
690
00:36:03,950 --> 00:36:05,040
好的強哥
691
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,950
老師 您忘留作業啦
692
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,450
哎呀媽呀
693
00:37:19,330 --> 00:37:20,330
絕世好劍
694
00:37:20,830 --> 00:37:22,410
血飲狂刀
695
00:37:28,450 --> 00:37:29,830
你襪子幾天一洗呀
696
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,200
一個月一洗呀
697
00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:32,790
那你挺勤快呀
698
00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:33,790
那得攢不少吧
699
00:37:33,790 --> 00:37:35,500
不的呀 一個月就一雙啊
700
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,330
老師好
701
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,120
石老師 我們收拾好了
702
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:39,950
您可以進來了
703
00:37:39,950 --> 00:37:42,830
這就是女寢啊
704
00:37:47,910 --> 00:37:48,750
哎呦我天
705
00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:50,080
你這是收拾好了呀
706
00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:51,250
就清出個道來唄
707
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,950
怎麼比男寢還亂呢
708
00:37:54,790 --> 00:37:56,700
你們寢室是擺地攤啊
709
00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:58,120
整這老些盆
710
00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:59,580
這個是洗頭的
711
00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:00,830
這個洗臉的
712
00:38:00,830 --> 00:38:02,330
這個洗手 這個洗腳
713
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:04,250
這個洗外衣 這個內衣
714
00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:05,910
哎喲我天啊
715
00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:07,290
我們寢就
716
00:38:07,290 --> 00:38:08,370
一個盆
717
00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:09,370
一起用
718
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:10,200
石老師
719
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,950
您那個年代可能
720
00:38:11,950 --> 00:38:12,700
盆少
721
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,370
媽呀 這毛巾還分擦頭髮擦手的呢
722
00:38:15,370 --> 00:38:17,250
我們擦手擦腳都不分
723
00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:19,160
對 那個是擦腳的
724
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,080
妙姐 您睡這兒
725
00:38:22,410 --> 00:38:23,160
好嘞
726
00:38:27,410 --> 00:38:29,120
石老師 您早點休息
727
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,290
我們學會兒習
728
00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:32,200
行 快忙吧
729
00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:45,620
行了 撬開了
730
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,790
要不 寢室鑰匙我保管吧
731
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,450
這是寢室啊
732
00:38:56,450 --> 00:38:57,870
怎麼什麼都沒有啊
733
00:38:57,870 --> 00:38:58,950
床呢
734
00:38:58,950 --> 00:39:01,080
你怎麼跟沒來過似的
735
00:39:01,290 --> 00:39:03,500
床不是上週報修了嘛
736
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,120
哎呀媽呀
737
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,290
這環境你們還能活着上課呀
738
00:39:08,290 --> 00:39:09,750
真不容易啊
739
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,040
強哥
740
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,330
快整點水順順
741
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:14,500
來啦
742
00:39:17,290 --> 00:39:18,250
喝吧
743
00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:20,500
王強
744
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:22,660
我不喝
745
00:39:23,290 --> 00:39:24,200
都趕緊
746
00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:25,370
起來
747
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:26,660
收拾收拾
748
00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:28,200
這屋
749
00:39:28,290 --> 00:39:30,950
有啥 能收拾的呀
750
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,450
哎呀這垃圾 還有這窗帘
751
00:39:33,450 --> 00:39:34,750
都臟成什麼樣了
752
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:36,410
趕緊扯下來洗了
753
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:37,540
這怎麼還有
754
00:39:44,910 --> 00:39:45,790
你幹啥
755
00:39:45,790 --> 00:39:47,950
別把紗窗給我整漏了
756
00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,200
什麼紗窗
757
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,410
這不蜘蛛網嘛
758
00:39:50,410 --> 00:39:52,250
那個蜘蛛還在上面呢
759
00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:54,160
0h no
760
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,950
Peter
761
00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:57,410
趕緊大掃除
762
00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,620
哎呀媽這屋讓你們給造的
763
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:04,370
今天啥鍋底啊
764
00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:05,750
菌鍋
765
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,910
我還是想吃辣的
766
00:40:08,330 --> 00:40:09,750
那就鴛鴦鍋
767
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,250
不是
768
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:12,790
你門這幹什麼呢
769
00:40:14,290 --> 00:40:15,870
明知故問
770
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,040
來來來 學習學餓了吧
771
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:20,950
吃點吃點
772
00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:29,540
石老師
773
00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:31,160
我們晚上不吃
774
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,290
泡麵
775
00:40:32,290 --> 00:40:33,250
這要在我們寢
776
00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:34,830
就能給你們煮着吃了
777
00:40:34,830 --> 00:40:35,700
有鍋
778
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,620
你們那時候真艱苦啊
779
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:39,580
上學還得自己燒火做飯
780
00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:40,540
石老師
781
00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:42,200
冒昧地問一下子啊
782
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,410
這菜葉子
783
00:40:43,410 --> 00:40:44,250
哪來的呀
784
00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:46,040
就你們窗台那盆菠菜呀
785
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,040
媽呀老師 那是綠夢
786
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,790
不是菠菜
787
00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:50,950
一樣
788
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,330
綠夢的夢是不就是菠夢的夢
789
00:40:53,330 --> 00:40:55,410
波夢的波是不是菠菜的菠
790
00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:56,410
還長這麼像
791
00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:57,910
所以綠夢就是菠菜
792
00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,450
這
793
00:40:59,450 --> 00:41:00,450
大蒜
794
00:41:00,450 --> 00:41:01,660
就你們栽那盆嘛
795
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:02,700
就點蒜 解膩
796
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:03,950
老師
797
00:41:03,950 --> 00:41:05,410
那是水仙
798
00:41:05,410 --> 00:41:06,830
水仙的水是不是
799
00:41:06,830 --> 00:41:07,660
行老師
800
00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,500
是大蒜的蒜
801
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,830
石老師 臨死
802
00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:11,830
吃之前
803
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:13,500
我們能跟家裏道個別嗎
804
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,660
一會兒就泡腐囊了 快吃吧
805
00:41:15,660 --> 00:41:16,830
我不吃
806
00:41:17,870 --> 00:41:19,540
強哥你這麼外道呢
807
00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:20,370
吃啊
808
00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:21,750
你趕緊收拾起來吧
809
00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:23,040
你寢室籠了個火堆
810
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,620
多危險啊
811
00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:26,910
你不吃還不讓別人吃了
812
00:41:26,910 --> 00:41:28,040
都起來 給我撤了
813
00:41:39,950 --> 00:41:40,910
媽呀
814
00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:42,080
什麼玩意糊了
815
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,200
你們聞沒聞着
816
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,500
沒聞着
817
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,910
但看着了
818
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,540
你頭髮
819
00:41:48,750 --> 00:41:49,750
媽呀
820
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:53,950
快滅火
821
00:42:04,450 --> 00:42:06,410
強哥我來了
822
00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:16,870
還好有我們
823
00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:18,250
髮型沒亂
824
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:31,910
怎麼整
825
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,200
強哥最在乎那幾根毛了
826
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,660
他要是看到這樣
827
00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:37,160
整不好就跳樓了
828
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,870
別讓他瞅着就完了唄
829
00:42:38,870 --> 00:42:40,330
給他摳瞎了呀
830
00:42:40,950 --> 00:42:42,200
你好狠啊
831
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,160
那不還能摸到嘛
832
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:47,250
把手剁了吧
833
00:42:52,290 --> 00:42:53,290
剪了吧
834
00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:56,870
嗯
835
00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:00,620
石老師 您蓋我這個被吧
836
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:01,700
不好吧
837
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:03,200
咱倆蓋一個
838
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,250
我還有一個
839
00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:04,870
哦
840
00:43:05,870 --> 00:43:07,160
那啥 這麼的
841
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,620
咱坐下唠會兒嗑唄
842
00:43:10,950 --> 00:43:12,000
那啥
843
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,580
你就是
844
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,410
你咋了石老師
845
00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:19,750
沒事兒 就是
846
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:22,250
你覺得王強這人
847
00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:23,080
咋樣
848
00:43:23,830 --> 00:43:25,290
老師你可別提了
849
00:43:25,290 --> 00:43:26,410
王強太二了
850
00:43:26,410 --> 00:43:27,660
還有點虎 嗯呢
851
00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:28,750
用您的話說就是
852
00:43:28,750 --> 00:43:30,500
一天到黑彪了了的
853
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:31,790
不是
854
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,790
誰問你們了
855
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:36,500
再說了
856
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:37,750
我啥時候 不是不是
857
00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:39,700
王強啥時候像你們說的那樣了
858
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,910
你瞅他今天
859
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,410
就那啥前兒 直接就那啥了
860
00:43:43,410 --> 00:43:44,950
哪哈了呀
861
00:43:44,950 --> 00:43:45,750
對
862
00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:46,950
還有下午
863
00:43:46,950 --> 00:43:48,620
那洋相讓他出的
864
00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:50,500
你塞牙了
865
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:51,250
還有還有
866
00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:53,290
晚上咱擱下面撒歡玩的時候
867
00:43:53,290 --> 00:43:55,000
瞅他那樣吧
868
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,450
嗯呢 我記得他還急眼了呢
869
00:43:57,450 --> 00:43:58,370
狗嗖的
870
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,410
那個 強哥也還行
871
00:44:02,410 --> 00:44:03,250
挺講究
872
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,250
那也不耽誤他虎呀
873
00:44:06,290 --> 00:44:08,660
不是你們別誤會 那不是我
874
00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:09,410
不是不是
875
00:44:09,410 --> 00:44:10,870
那不是他
876
00:44:12,830 --> 00:44:14,040
石老師
877
00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:16,080
你今天和以前
878
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,200
不太一樣呢
879
00:44:17,450 --> 00:44:19,370
突然對我們 特別放縱
880
00:44:19,370 --> 00:44:21,200
又是體活又是撒歡的
881
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,290
就是不上課
882
00:44:22,290 --> 00:44:24,120
嗯呢唄 跟換了個人似的
883
00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:26,500
你 你們都看出來了
884
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:27,620
哎呀妙姐
885
00:44:27,620 --> 00:44:29,120
你今天不帶我們玩
886
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,830
公開課我們也不帶差事兒的
887
00:44:30,830 --> 00:44:32,200
啊 哎呀
888
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,750
後天就公開課了吧
889
00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:34,910
您緊張嗎
890
00:44:34,910 --> 00:44:36,410
那不手拿把掐的嘛
891
00:44:36,410 --> 00:44:38,250
我們一定好好配合好好表演
892
00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:38,910
表現
893
00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:40,830
石老師加油 加油
894
00:44:47,910 --> 00:44:48,790
啥聲
895
00:44:49,540 --> 00:44:51,290
這怎麼這麼晚還裝修呢
896
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,080
是她睡着了
897
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,120
她 她不剛說完話嗎
898
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,500
時間不早了
899
00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:57,830
咱們也覺覺吧
900
00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:00,910
晚安
901
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:03,870
安
902
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:23,330
這麼大聲你們能睡着嗎
903
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,410
換回來了
904
00:45:54,410 --> 00:45:56,080
這怎麼換回來的
905
00:45:56,910 --> 00:45:58,580
是不這樣搓呀
906
00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:00,250
這回乾淨不
907
00:46:00,250 --> 00:46:02,250
哎呀猴哥 我回來啦
908
00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:03,870
你也沒走啊
909
00:46:03,870 --> 00:46:05,330
這怎麼都這麼勤快呢
910
00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:06,620
洗上窗帘了
911
00:46:07,330 --> 00:46:09,450
那個 是不是
912
00:46:09,450 --> 00:46:10,790
我剛才讓你們洗的
913
00:46:10,790 --> 00:46:12,790
哎呦我天 你們不知道
914
00:46:12,790 --> 00:46:15,000
我今天跟石老師換了
915
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,160
剛才那不是我
916
00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:18,790
行 你看看
917
00:46:18,790 --> 00:46:20,160
是不洗乾淨了
918
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,700
這回能睡黨了不
919
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:23,250
乾淨了 你說這玩意兒
920
00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:24,580
這沾水就乾淨的玩意兒
921
00:46:24,580 --> 00:46:26,830
拉倒快走吧 回寢睡覺了
922
00:46:27,290 --> 00:46:28,620
等會兒 我沖下沫子
923
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,200
太爽啦
924
00:46:48,290 --> 00:46:49,580
哎呀這女寢
925
00:46:49,580 --> 00:46:50,910
怎麼這麼亂啊
926
00:46:50,910 --> 00:46:51,950
都起來
927
00:46:51,950 --> 00:46:53,870
大掃除
928
00:47:08,950 --> 00:47:09,830
師父
929
00:47:09,830 --> 00:47:11,250
時辰不早了
930
00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,620
咱們得趕路了
931
00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:13,580
滾
932
00:47:13,950 --> 00:47:15,830
快上課了 你們去吧
933
00:47:15,830 --> 00:47:17,500
在我頭髮長出來之前
934
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,500
我就不出去了
935
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:20,200
你不吃飯了
936
00:47:20,950 --> 00:47:22,700
那就讓我圓寂
937
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:25,870
吧
938
00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:29,160
強哥
939
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,370
不管你幹啥
940
00:47:30,370 --> 00:47:31,500
做兄弟的
941
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,080
都陪你一起
942
00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:35,500
咋的你們陪我圓寂呀
943
00:47:40,450 --> 00:47:47,540
天吶啊
944
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:48,750
兄弟們
945
00:47:48,750 --> 00:48:04,950
多冷的隆冬噠噠噠
946
00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:05,950
多冷吶
947
00:48:05,950 --> 00:48:07,540
我在東北玩泥巴
948
00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:09,040
雖然東北不大
949
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,330
俺在大連沒有家
950
00:48:11,330 --> 00:48:12,330
多冷吶
951
00:48:12,330 --> 00:48:13,870
我在東北玩泥巴
952
00:48:13,870 --> 00:48:15,500
雖然東北不大
953
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:17,790
俺在大連沒有家
954
00:48:17,790 --> 00:48:22,830
多冷吶
955
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,580
快點 快走
956
00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:35,660
報告
957
00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:37,000
進
958
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,540
你們五個還知道來呀
959
00:48:43,870 --> 00:48:44,910
王強
960
00:48:44,910 --> 00:48:46,250
你頭上戴的什麼破玩意兒
961
00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:47,040
給我扯下來
962
00:48:47,370 --> 00:48:48,790
我頭上
963
00:48:56,950 --> 00:48:58,620
載的啥你不知道啊
964
00:49:00,370 --> 00:49:01,700
你願戴就戴着吧
965
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:03,330
你搬桌子 上後邊給我坐着去
966
00:49:03,330 --> 00:49:04,790
公開課這塊沒有雅座
967
00:49:08,330 --> 00:49:10,580
你門幾個行嗷
968
00:49:11,750 --> 00:49:12,870
妙姐
969
00:49:12,870 --> 00:49:14,700
今天咋定的呀
970
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:18,000
今天啊
971
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:21,250
這麼定的呀
972
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,250
一個個的一點也不覺個景
973
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:25,660
昨天給你們個臉了
974
00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:27,250
讓你們嘚瑟一天
975
00:49:27,250 --> 00:49:29,370
上學你不上課偷着上網吧
976
00:49:29,370 --> 00:49:31,830
放學不回家還跟我玩那個轟趴
977
00:49:31,830 --> 00:49:33,080
看看你們那個成績
978
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:34,910
穩中有退的
979
00:49:34,910 --> 00:49:35,830
感不感人
980
00:49:36,450 --> 00:49:38,410
再看看你們寢室那個衛生
981
00:49:38,410 --> 00:49:39,870
窩裏窩裏拉的
982
00:49:39,870 --> 00:49:41,080
辣不辣眼
983
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,410
今天都給我收收心
984
00:49:42,410 --> 00:49:43,250
好好排練
985
00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:44,580
明天到了黃金階梯
986
00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:45,790
都別給我掉鏈子
987
00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:47,660
好 行了
988
00:49:47,660 --> 00:49:48,910
咱先順一遍
989
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,750
我從這邊進來
990
00:49:50,750 --> 00:49:52,790
手一搭在講台上
991
00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:54,200
Class begin
992
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,250
然後班長第一句台詞就跟上
993
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:57,200
什麼
994
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:00,950
Stand up
995
00:50:01,370 --> 00:50:03,580
都看我幹什麼
996
00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:05,700
站起來 趕緊點
997
00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:07,080
站起來一定要齊
998
00:50:07,790 --> 00:50:09,250
Good morning class
999
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:11,330
Good morning teacher
1000
00:50:11,330 --> 00:50:12,870
OK. Sit down please
1001
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:13,830
提問的時候呢
1002
00:50:13,830 --> 00:50:15,040
下課把你帽衫借我穿兩天唄
1003
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,040
一定要積極踴躍
1004
00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:17,750
都要舉手
1005
00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:18,950
會的舉左手
1006
00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:20,370
不會的舉哪個
1007
00:50:21,290 --> 00:50:23,000
右手 聽沒聽懂
1008
00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:25,580
一定要打足十二分的精神
1009
00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:27,370
千萬不要鬆懈
1010
00:50:27,370 --> 00:50:29,160
所以有人在下面講話
1011
00:50:30,450 --> 00:50:31,870
不是我
1012
00:50:34,410 --> 00:50:36,040
王強你在底下嘀咕什麼玩意兒
1013
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,580
你那麼能講你上來講來
1014
00:50:37,790 --> 00:50:40,580
三九天穿背心 你嘚瑟的不輕
1015
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,500
帶過最差的一屆就是你們
1016
00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,580
站着也能睡着
1017
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:58,950
下課了
1018
00:51:02,290 --> 00:51:03,040
謝了
1019
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,200
穿完我給你洗
1020
00:51:04,410 --> 00:51:05,870
洗啥呀穿着吧
1021
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:06,750
哥呀
1022
00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:08,080
他是
1023
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,450
跟我換的呀
1024
00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:10,660
你品品
1025
00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:11,830
品啥呀品
1026
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,910
上午公開課排練
1027
00:51:15,910 --> 00:51:17,790
都給我累瘦了
1028
00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:20,370
中午吃點大餐補補吧
1029
00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:21,750
中午吃麻辣燙
1030
00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:22,750
我想吃炸串
1031
00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:23,910
還是吃麻辣燙
1032
00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:25,830
那就買點炸串
1033
00:51:25,830 --> 00:51:27,330
完了去麻辣燙那屋吃
1034
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,200
那個
1035
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,450
你們要不出去研究唄
1036
00:51:31,580 --> 00:51:32,870
都擱這
1037
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:33,950
我費勁
1038
00:51:34,870 --> 00:51:37,660
對了 聽說三班老師上公開課
1039
00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:39,450
有可能用咱們一班
1040
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,580
三班那幫垃圾
1041
00:51:41,580 --> 00:51:43,120
怎麼配去黃金階梯
1042
00:51:43,370 --> 00:51:44,750
那又不是垃圾堆
1043
00:51:45,290 --> 00:51:47,580
也不撤泡尿照照自己什麼德行
1044
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,750
突然想拉個小臭臭
1045
00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:53,660
你回班幫我取點紙唄
1046
00:52:02,330 --> 00:52:03,540
走吧
1047
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,620
不用送了 我們給他了
1048
00:52:18,370 --> 00:52:19,750
是田字格嗎
1049
00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:21,330
別的他用不慣
1050
00:52:21,330 --> 00:52:22,410
是啊
1051
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,160
謝謝啊
1052
00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:37,450
我中午不吃了 回寢了
1053
00:52:39,410 --> 00:52:41,450
算了 我還是不去了
1054
00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:42,290
我去食堂
1055
00:52:42,290 --> 00:52:43,330
別的呀
1056
00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:44,870
校長都等半天了
1057
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:46,790
他好像要跟你嘮嘮公開課
1058
00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:48,370
那我更不想去了
1059
00:52:48,370 --> 00:52:49,580
他就磨嘰我
1060
00:52:49,580 --> 00:52:50,830
想讓我用一班
1061
00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:54,160
那你就再去跟他好好嘮嘮唄
1062
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,250
你這要不去
1063
00:52:55,250 --> 00:52:56,830
這不撅我面子嘛
1064
00:52:56,830 --> 00:52:57,620
上車
1065
00:53:02,290 --> 00:53:04,330
幹啥去呀 不擱那邊嘛
1066
00:53:04,330 --> 00:53:06,200
我知道 我先去買點東西
1067
00:53:12,950 --> 00:53:14,580
三班那幫垃圾
1068
00:53:14,580 --> 00:53:16,330
怎麼配去黃金階梯
1069
00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:23,250
強哥
1070
00:53:23,250 --> 00:53:25,700
我們幾個知道你因為啥鬧心
1071
00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:28,200
一起凑錢 給你買了個禮物
1072
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,160
猴哥 上
1073
00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:47,200
在我肩膀
1074
00:53:48,410 --> 00:53:50,580
只肯為你
1075
00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:55,540
打死我也不戴這破玩意兒
1076
00:54:03,580 --> 00:54:04,200
這
1077
00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:06,500
這怎麼又換了
1078
00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:11,950
你是一個啥樣人啊
1079
00:54:11,950 --> 00:54:14,200
我去 又換了
1080
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,200
老根兒老根兒啊
1081
00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:20,290
整點蒜
1082
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:22,790
謝謝
1083
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,250
那行
1084
00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:29,450
那啥 我先回去了
1085
00:54:29,830 --> 00:54:30,700
幹啥呀
1086
00:54:32,290 --> 00:54:33,450
我吃飽了
1087
00:54:35,370 --> 00:54:37,120
還沒吃呢
1088
00:54:44,620 --> 00:54:45,370
串好了
1089
00:54:45,370 --> 00:54:46,540
好嘞 謝謝啊
1090
00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:53,830
哎呦啊
1091
00:54:53,950 --> 00:54:55,950
他家這小串味真不錯呀
1092
00:54:55,950 --> 00:54:57,450
來來來 快嘗嘗
1093
00:54:58,500 --> 00:54:59,500
來 趕緊造
1094
00:54:59,870 --> 00:55:01,830
這家伙給我抓的
1095
00:55:02,910 --> 00:55:03,910
張老師
1096
00:55:03,950 --> 00:55:05,540
別光吃啊
1097
00:55:05,660 --> 00:55:07,450
嘮嘮嗑啊
1098
00:55:07,450 --> 00:55:08,370
是吧
1099
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,950
那個 石啊
1100
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,950
你說他家烤這串
1101
00:55:14,950 --> 00:55:16,450
烤這麼好吃
1102
00:55:16,450 --> 00:55:18,410
是不是肉啥的也好啊
1103
00:55:18,410 --> 00:55:20,750
那你說他要是換個不好的肉
1104
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:22,500
他還能出這味嗎
1105
00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:25,790
能吧
1106
00:55:26,330 --> 00:55:27,540
那不一定吧
1107
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:29,080
會烤是不假
1108
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:32,000
但好肉孬肉那玩意兒烤出來它不一樣啊
1109
00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:34,790
他要是參加個美食比賽啥的
1110
00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:36,540
他是帶好肉去
1111
00:55:36,540 --> 00:55:38,290
還是帶孬肉去呢
1112
00:55:39,620 --> 00:55:40,620
好肉
1113
00:55:40,620 --> 00:55:41,750
對嘛
1114
00:55:41,750 --> 00:55:43,500
我就覺得這個一班啊
1115
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:45,120
就好比是這好肉
1116
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,250
三班就是
1117
00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:49,580
你整了半天是這意思呀
1118
00:55:49,790 --> 00:55:51,660
不是 一班有啥了不起的呀
1119
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,500
一班成績比三班好一點點
1120
00:55:54,790 --> 00:55:57,410
學生呢 也聽話一些些
1121
00:55:57,410 --> 00:55:59,580
老闆 陳醋給我來一丟丟
1122
00:56:01,370 --> 00:56:04,120
但是呢 這些都不重要
1123
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,160
主要是參加過公開課
1124
00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:07,410
有經驗
1125
00:56:07,750 --> 00:56:09,580
再有經驗也不是我們班啊
1126
00:56:09,580 --> 00:56:11,000
誰還沒個第一次了
1127
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,450
一班那經驗不也是去過一次才有的呀
1128
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,910
反正你自己的事
1129
00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:21,910
我就直說了吧
1130
00:56:21,910 --> 00:56:23,750
公開課 帶一班去
1131
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,200
其實哪班去我無所謂
1132
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,450
但我就不明白了
1133
00:56:27,450 --> 00:56:28,910
我班咋就不行了
1134
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,950
那聽課是有多大難度咋的呀
1135
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,290
這次公開課
1136
00:56:32,290 --> 00:56:33,870
不僅是你一個人的事
1137
00:56:33,870 --> 00:56:35,620
還關乎着整個學校
1138
00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:38,160
到場的都是各校的領導和老師
1139
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,580
去上課的學生
1140
00:56:39,580 --> 00:56:42,160
代表的是咱們學校的水平和素質
1141
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,410
我當然要讓年級最好的班去
1142
00:56:44,410 --> 00:56:46,410
那你就讓一班老師講不就得了嘛
1143
00:56:46,410 --> 00:56:47,370
整這麼麻煩幹啥
1144
00:56:47,370 --> 00:56:49,040
因為一班老師得過了
1145
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:50,160
那就用二班唄
1146
00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:53,160
二班老師也得過了
1147
00:56:54,830 --> 00:56:56,330
這 這咋的
1148
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:57,540
別人都得了
1149
00:56:57,540 --> 00:56:59,500
就差她 就差我了
1150
00:57:02,330 --> 00:57:03,620
那咱擱這嘮半天
1151
00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:04,870
在這嘮校長呢
1152
00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:09,660
我知道
1153
00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:12,120
你一直把三班當成自己孩子
1154
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:13,540
為他們做了很多
1155
00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:17,500
你為了這次公開課努力了多久
1156
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:18,750
我們都清楚
1157
00:57:19,330 --> 00:57:21,830
這次機會不是年年都有
1158
00:57:21,830 --> 00:57:22,950
一旦失敗
1159
00:57:22,950 --> 00:57:25,700
再輪到你 就不定啥時候了
1160
00:57:29,410 --> 00:57:32,370
對學生來說只是少上一節課
1161
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:34,040
但對你來說
1162
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,700
那可是一輩子的榮譽呀
1163
00:57:43,950 --> 00:57:45,620
這事沒有什麼可糾結的
1164
00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:47,450
用一班 就這麼定了
1165
00:57:47,450 --> 00:57:49,700
我下午還有個會 先走了
1166
00:57:58,450 --> 00:57:59,370
這
1167
00:57:59,370 --> 00:58:00,160
那啥
1168
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,870
我再去勸勸他啊
1169
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,450
校長走了
1170
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:18,750
不是 這怎麼又換了
1171
00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:20,120
你又幹什麼了
1172
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,540
我啥也沒幹啊
1173
00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:23,040
怎麼啥都賴我呀
1174
00:58:23,950 --> 00:58:25,750
明天就是公開課了
1175
00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:27,790
這可怎麼辦啊
1176
00:58:30,660 --> 00:58:32,540
你沒答應校長用一班吧
1177
00:58:32,540 --> 00:58:33,750
你別提校長唄
1178
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,250
我就不明白了
1179
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:36,790
憑什麼因為我們成績不好
1180
00:58:36,790 --> 00:58:38,330
就覺得我們啥都不行
1181
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:42,950
隨便吧
1182
00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:44,790
反正誰都行
1183
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:46,330
就我們不行
1184
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,660
你就帶一班去吧
1185
00:58:50,830 --> 00:58:51,830
怎麼啦
1186
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:53,950
你別整那沒有用的啊
1187
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,450
男子漢大丈夫
1188
00:58:55,450 --> 00:58:57,370
我學生可沒有這樣式的啊
1189
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,700
可你學生不咋行啊
1190
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,370
走 回班
1191
00:59:18,870 --> 00:59:20,870
別人說你們不行的時候
1192
00:59:20,870 --> 00:59:22,700
你門就必須得行
1193
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:31,830
嗯
1194
00:59:35,450 --> 00:59:36,500
石老師
1195
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,160
一會兒回去我先背教案
1196
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,370
你再教我練練板書
1197
00:59:39,370 --> 00:59:40,500
然後 哎呀我去
1198
00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:43,620
擱哪整的帽子
1199
00:59:43,620 --> 00:59:44,910
兜裏呀
1200
00:59:44,910 --> 00:59:46,620
我中午去給你買的
1201
00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:48,750
知道我把你頭髮剪了你不樂意
1202
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,500
那我又不是故意的
1203
00:59:51,290 --> 00:59:52,160
不是
1204
00:59:52,370 --> 00:59:54,540
你這審美就到此為止了嗎
1205
00:59:54,540 --> 00:59:55,370
哎媽呀
1206
00:59:55,410 --> 00:59:56,620
這怎麼了
1207
00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:58,000
多好看啊
1208
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,750
中學生不都戴這種嘛
1209
01:00:00,250 --> 01:00:03,000
你確定它不是小學生戴的嗎
1210
01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:05,790
那帽沿咱別獗那老高行不
1211
01:00:05,790 --> 01:00:07,040
趕緊回去背教案
1212
01:00:07,540 --> 01:00:08,620
那你別戴這帽子
1213
01:02:18,410 --> 01:02:19,750
追我呀
1214
01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:22,750
大空淳 曲線射門
1215
01:02:25,660 --> 01:02:26,870
講課真累呀
1216
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:29,370
聽課也挺累呀
1217
01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:50,910
媽呀
1218
01:02:52,790 --> 01:02:53,950
這怎麼了這是
1219
01:02:53,950 --> 01:02:54,830
醒醒 醒醒
1220
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:56,870
你們又亂吃什麼了
1221
01:02:57,950 --> 01:02:58,950
回來了
1222
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,120
給你倒個地兒
1223
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,080
這怎麼不上床上睡呢
1224
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:05,040
床上太乾淨
1225
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,700
整埋汰還得洗
1226
01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:09,500
不行
1227
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:11,040
地上冰涼的趕緊起來
1228
01:03:19,910 --> 01:03:22,000
我不上你別推我
1229
01:03:22,540 --> 01:03:23,910
查寢
1230
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,950
幾點了還查寢
1231
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,040
就他們幾個不讓我給你送田字格
1232
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:31,910
地上有人 扣五分
1233
01:03:31,910 --> 01:03:32,750
啥玩意兒
1234
01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:34,040
有你這樣式的嗎
1235
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,660
這怎麼了就扣分了
1236
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,250
水杯裏有水 扣五分
1237
01:03:42,250 --> 01:03:43,500
喝了
1238
01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:46,450
桌子上有杯子 扣五分
1239
01:03:46,450 --> 01:03:47,540
我拿起來了
1240
01:03:50,370 --> 01:03:51,950
地上有垃圾
1241
01:03:51,950 --> 01:03:53,540
都收到垃圾桶裏了
1242
01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:55,500
垃圾桶裏有垃圾
1243
01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:56,580
扣五分
1244
01:03:56,580 --> 01:03:57,870
你是不是找茬
1245
01:03:57,870 --> 01:04:00,200
在寢室大聲喧嘩
1246
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:01,290
扣五分
1247
01:04:01,290 --> 01:04:02,200
走
1248
01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:03,910
你們別拽我
1249
01:04:03,910 --> 01:04:05,080
打仗石老師該生氣了
1250
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:06,620
回來 行了行了
1251
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:08,580
別扣這麼多唄
1252
01:04:08,660 --> 01:04:10,500
妨礙公務
1253
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,120
扣十分
1254
01:04:12,910 --> 01:04:14,370
我忍不了了 賈淳
1255
01:04:14,370 --> 01:04:16,330
你把分都給我划下去
1256
01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:17,790
給我
1257
01:04:18,700 --> 01:04:20,500
猴哥 沒事吧
1258
01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:21,750
你幹什麼
1259
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,370
正當防衛呀
1260
01:04:23,370 --> 01:04:25,120
他先動手打的我
1261
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,620
你沒看見嗎
1262
01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:29,120
把你班主任給我叫來
1263
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,080
你就是叫校長來
1264
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,250
你覺得他會相信誰呢
1265
01:04:34,370 --> 01:04:35,700
垃圾
1266
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,580
快十二點了
1267
01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:39,580
熄燈
1268
01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:45,790
把你家長也叫來
1269
01:04:51,790 --> 01:04:53,200
不用叫了
1270
01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:56,700
我替他們教育教育你
1271
01:04:57,330 --> 01:04:59,620
咱班男寢打起來了
1272
01:05:01,660 --> 01:05:02,910
你們要幹啥
1273
01:05:03,580 --> 01:05:04,830
我們去幫忙
1274
01:05:07,830 --> 01:05:08,750
Sorry
1275
01:05:08,830 --> 01:05:10,040
穩當的
1276
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,500
瞅給你們慌的
1277
01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:13,160
男寢你們也進不去
1278
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,910
都睡吧 我去就行
1279
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:17,700
哎呀我去
1280
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:28,250
你看像不像那個如來神掌呀
1281
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,250
就那個從天而降
1282
01:05:30,250 --> 01:05:31,750
我再也不敢了
1283
01:05:32,830 --> 01:05:35,580
我錯了 我想回家
1284
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,540
媽媽
1285
01:05:40,750 --> 01:05:41,790
你怎麼來了
1286
01:05:41,790 --> 01:05:43,040
我聽說你們
1287
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:50,370
又換回來了
1288
01:05:50,370 --> 01:05:53,200
都給我回寢睡覺
1289
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:05,700
你們班到底要幹什麼
1290
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:07,200
半夜十二點不睡覺
1291
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:08,120
聚眾鬥毆
1292
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:09,450
這都是什麼學生
1293
01:06:09,450 --> 01:06:10,450
人是我打的
1294
01:06:10,450 --> 01:06:11,250
石妙娜
1295
01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:12,870
你護犢子也得有個度
1296
01:06:12,870 --> 01:06:13,500
校長一班他們
1297
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:15,000
一班要跟你去公開課
1298
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,250
你班學生故意找茬欺負人家
1299
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:18,120
是不是
1300
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:19,660
我可沒說帶一班去啊
1301
01:06:19,660 --> 01:06:21,450
你怎麼就這麼犟呢
1302
01:06:21,450 --> 01:06:23,250
就偶爾放棄一下他們
1303
01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:24,580
沒什麼的
1304
01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:26,120
怎麼就不行呢
1305
01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:31,540
那如果我也放棄了
1306
01:06:31,910 --> 01:06:33,660
他們就真的被放棄了
1307
01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:40,410
行 你不放棄
1308
01:06:40,410 --> 01:06:41,620
給你自己看
1309
01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:58,080
你不放棄他們
1310
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,040
可他們早就放棄你了
1311
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:01,330
要麼帶一班
1312
01:07:01,330 --> 01:07:02,830
要麼 都別去
1313
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:30,660
強哥 尿尿去呀
1314
01:07:30,660 --> 01:07:31,870
沒有 你們去吧
1315
01:07:31,870 --> 01:07:33,250
走吧 我請你
1316
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,120
快點的
1317
01:07:34,870 --> 01:07:35,750
強哥
1318
01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:38,000
今天班主任都去公開課觀摩了
1319
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,620
咱上網吧升級去呀
1320
01:07:39,620 --> 01:07:40,580
上啥網吧啊
1321
01:07:40,580 --> 01:07:42,370
老實擱班等石老師回來吧
1322
01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:50,790
強哥
1323
01:07:51,370 --> 01:07:53,370
你班怎麼沒跟我們老師上公開課去呢
1324
01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:56,750
沒說帶我班去呀
1325
01:07:59,950 --> 01:08:01,040
這通知咱們班不去
1326
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:02,500
我以為帶一班去呢
1327
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:03,790
這怎麼都沒去呀
1328
01:08:10,250 --> 01:08:11,540
電話關機了
1329
01:08:11,540 --> 01:08:13,410
下地的都回座上課了啊
1330
01:08:13,410 --> 01:08:14,830
把書都拿出來
1331
01:08:15,290 --> 01:08:16,160
張老師
1332
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,580
我們班主任呢
1333
01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:19,120
她也沒帶一班去上公開課呀
1334
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:19,870
翻到第
1335
01:08:19,870 --> 01:08:20,870
老師 她
1336
01:08:20,870 --> 01:08:22,500
她放棄上公開課了
1337
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:25,620
因為啥呀
1338
01:08:25,620 --> 01:08:26,790
因為哈
1339
01:08:26,790 --> 01:08:28,660
因為你們沒擁護她
1340
01:08:28,660 --> 01:08:29,580
評分表
1341
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:31,660
自己班學生都給評零分
1342
01:08:31,660 --> 01:08:34,160
還去外面評什麼優秀教師啊
1343
01:08:34,330 --> 01:08:36,200
評分表 不是
1344
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:37,410
我尋思鬧着玩呢
1345
01:08:37,410 --> 01:08:38,790
那玩意兒學校真看啊
1346
01:08:38,790 --> 01:08:40,950
誰告訴你學校不看了
1347
01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:43,200
你們老師頂着那麼大壓力
1348
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,580
堅持用你們自己班上公開課
1349
01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:46,660
你們倒好
1350
01:08:46,660 --> 01:08:47,950
真爭氣
1351
01:08:50,450 --> 01:08:51,700
都是我的錯
1352
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,120
我帶的頭
1353
01:08:54,370 --> 01:08:58,160
我也打了 還有我
1354
01:09:04,910 --> 01:09:06,660
知錯能改就好
1355
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,500
還來得及
1356
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,330
我也不想講了
1357
01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:12,370
你們啊
1358
01:09:12,370 --> 01:09:14,540
想一起幹點啥就幹點啥
1359
01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:17,160
小點聲 別影響別的班
1360
01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:31,080
昨天打完仗石老師幾點來的
1361
01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:32,870
十二點來鐘
1362
01:09:33,450 --> 01:09:34,910
前天晚上我幾點洗的頭
1363
01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:36,700
也是十二點那拉溜兒
1364
01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:38,120
反正 差不多
1365
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,450
昨天中午我記得也是十二點左右
1366
01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:46,830
第一次我倆在倉庫也是
1367
01:09:47,540 --> 01:09:48,950
這麼說
1368
01:09:48,950 --> 01:09:52,080
我倆應該是一到十二點就會換
1369
01:09:52,580 --> 01:09:55,830
那如果我趕到黃金階梯十二點一換
1370
01:09:55,910 --> 01:09:58,160
在那的就會是石老師
1371
01:09:58,790 --> 01:10:01,040
同學們 這件事是我的錯
1372
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,700
我知道你們現在很生氣
1373
01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:04,250
但是當務之急是公開課
1374
01:10:04,250 --> 01:10:05,500
石老師需要咱們
1375
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,750
有辦法快說
1376
01:10:10,660 --> 01:10:11,790
劉若琳去辦公室
1377
01:10:11,790 --> 01:10:13,330
取石老師那套正裝
1378
01:10:13,330 --> 01:10:14,620
徐小明回寢
1379
01:10:14,620 --> 01:10:16,080
取假髮和黑色馬克筆
1380
01:10:16,250 --> 01:10:17,750
再撕一塊紅紙回來
1381
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:19,250
奉翔去幫我買烤腸
1382
01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:21,000
要烤大點爆油的
1383
01:10:21,410 --> 01:10:22,620
一根就行
1384
01:10:22,620 --> 01:10:25,080
猴哥和馬澤平帶男生去準備交通工具
1385
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:26,790
然後女生去找石老師
1386
01:10:26,790 --> 01:10:27,870
不管找沒找到
1387
01:10:27,870 --> 01:10:30,290
十點半咱必須在校門口集合
1388
01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:31,370
強哥
1389
01:10:31,370 --> 01:10:33,330
這麼整 能行嗎
1390
01:10:33,330 --> 01:10:34,870
就算像石老師了
1391
01:10:34,870 --> 01:10:36,500
說話聲也不一樣呀
1392
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:38,950
沒時間解釋太多 只能賭一把了
1393
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,120
石老師說過
1394
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,370
不能輕易放棄
1395
01:11:09,870 --> 01:11:11,160
強哥這是
1396
01:11:11,620 --> 01:11:12,910
魔怔了
1397
01:11:13,950 --> 01:11:15,410
咋樣 像不像
1398
01:11:16,790 --> 01:11:18,500
你 你別笑
1399
01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:20,330
你再笑我可能要打你了
1400
01:11:21,290 --> 01:11:22,000
別鬧
1401
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,580
還是我給你化吧
1402
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:31,410
對了
1403
01:11:31,410 --> 01:11:32,580
你記得點十二點整
1404
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:34,120
你喊起立咱就開始
1405
01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:35,330
好
1406
01:11:45,950 --> 01:11:47,450
三年三班
1407
01:11:47,450 --> 01:11:48,580
出發
1408
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:54,330
走啊
1409
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,290
這怎麼沒人蹬車子呢
1410
01:11:56,290 --> 01:11:57,700
都上前面來了
1411
01:12:09,370 --> 01:12:10,120
強哥
1412
01:12:10,290 --> 01:12:11,950
時間不太樂觀啊
1413
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:13,080
我知道
1414
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:14,790
我這不擱這庫庫蹬呢嘛
1415
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,620
那為啥不坐有軌呢
1416
01:12:23,910 --> 01:12:24,620
強哥
1417
01:12:24,620 --> 01:12:26,660
我知道你為啥讓騎車子了
1418
01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:29,450
這坐車確實不熱血
1419
01:12:29,870 --> 01:12:31,080
不燃啊
1420
01:12:32,700 --> 01:12:33,790
這
1421
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:35,700
不燃嗎
1422
01:13:21,950 --> 01:13:24,500
二姨呀 今天沒給我進熟筋啊
1423
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:26,450
沒上啊
1424
01:13:26,450 --> 01:13:27,790
那因為啥呀
1425
01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:31,330
那玩意兒不能你愛吃肉串
1426
01:13:31,330 --> 01:13:32,250
就說肉串好
1427
01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:34,750
不愛吃熟筋就說熟筋不能吃啊
1428
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:36,580
關鍵不看我咋烤嘛
1429
01:13:38,660 --> 01:13:39,910
那我等你啊
1430
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:42,040
姐啊
1431
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:43,910
這肉串用不用給你熱一下子
1432
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,410
好不好
1433
01:13:45,410 --> 01:13:47,750
關鍵是咋烤嗎
1434
01:13:48,790 --> 01:13:50,330
我還是給你熱一下子吧
1435
01:14:00,580 --> 01:14:02,040
你怎麼在這呢
1436
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:03,500
電話咋還關機了
1437
01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:04,450
怎麼了
1438
01:14:04,580 --> 01:14:06,620
不是告訴你我不上公開課了嘛
1439
01:14:06,620 --> 01:14:08,000
你是不去了
1440
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,370
那學生都去了
1441
01:14:09,370 --> 01:14:10,290
什麼
1442
01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:15,200
這人杵那幹啥呢
1443
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:16,660
就是 也不吱聲
1444
01:14:16,660 --> 01:14:18,580
還不講呢 浪費時間
1445
01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:24,450
幹啥呢
1446
01:14:24,790 --> 01:14:26,120
不知道啊
1447
01:14:35,750 --> 01:14:36,790
石老師
1448
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,000
交給你了
1449
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:39,250
Stand up
1450
01:14:39,250 --> 01:14:41,620
Good morning teacher
1451
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:54,410
怎麼回事
1452
01:14:54,910 --> 01:14:55,790
沒換
1453
01:14:56,790 --> 01:14:57,750
完了
1454
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:00,120
還不講啊 幹啥呢
1455
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:01,450
磨磨嘰嘰的呢
1456
01:15:04,410 --> 01:15:06,580
同 同學們坐
1457
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:10,540
今天 我
1458
01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:12,290
我們講第 第九單元
1459
01:15:12,290 --> 01:15:14,290
請問 這位同學
1460
01:15:15,250 --> 01:15:17,580
為什麼冒充教師
1461
01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:20,080
為什麼佔用午休
1462
01:15:20,580 --> 01:15:22,290
又為什麼
1463
01:15:22,290 --> 01:15:24,330
男扮女裝
1464
01:15:28,790 --> 01:15:30,830
我 我們班主任因為我
1465
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,750
失去了公開課的機會
1466
01:15:32,950 --> 01:15:33,750
所以我們想
1467
01:15:33,750 --> 01:15:35,870
你們老師沒來是嗎
1468
01:15:36,830 --> 01:15:37,580
啊
1469
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:39,700
既然老師不在
1470
01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:41,500
你們應該上自習呀
1471
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,910
班長 維護一下紀律
1472
01:15:43,910 --> 01:15:46,450
課代表去找一下你們班主任
1473
01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:50,580
怎麼了
1474
01:15:51,750 --> 01:15:52,620
老師
1475
01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:53,790
她是班長
1476
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,250
也是課代表
1477
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,290
很抱歉
1478
01:15:58,290 --> 01:15:59,870
這是我工作的失誤
1479
01:15:59,870 --> 01:16:01,250
我將分成五個大點
1480
01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:02,580
再分成二十個小點
1481
01:16:02,580 --> 01:16:04,120
展開進行檢討 是吧
1482
01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:05,120
不必了
1483
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:06,330
那我就說一點
1484
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,700
我知道這個班級的出現有些冒失
1485
01:16:10,330 --> 01:16:13,250
但他們為了公開課付出了很多努力
1486
01:16:13,950 --> 01:16:15,290
我懇請大家
1487
01:16:15,540 --> 01:16:16,830
給他們一次機會
1488
01:16:17,410 --> 01:16:18,450
行嗎
1489
01:16:18,660 --> 01:16:19,540
行了
1490
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:21,870
我就算給他們班一次機會
1491
01:16:21,950 --> 01:16:24,250
但公開課評選的是教師
1492
01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:25,290
老師呢
1493
01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:19,620
對不起
1494
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,200
謝謝
1495
01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:44,160
我總說你們是我教過最差的一屆
1496
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,450
可我現在明白
1497
01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:49,830
我才是你們遇到過的最差的老師
1498
01:17:50,620 --> 01:17:51,950
謝謝同學們
1499
01:17:52,290 --> 01:17:54,870
為我準備了這麼特別的一節課
1500
01:17:55,450 --> 01:17:58,120
很抱歉 我來晚了
1501
01:17:58,790 --> 01:18:01,660
但希望成為你們心中的優秀教師
1502
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:03,830
還不遲
1503
01:18:06,790 --> 01:18:09,040
可你來晚了就沒有資格了呀
1504
01:18:12,870 --> 01:18:14,580
請開始吧
1505
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:43,200
行啊 就這麼整
1506
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:44,870
一會兒啊 石老師一進來
1507
01:20:44,870 --> 01:20:46,410
音樂就起來給我
1508
01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:58,750
這又作什麼妖呢
1509
01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,750
石老師 您曾說過
1510
01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:02,660
希望自己的名字被刻在獎杯上
1511
01:21:02,660 --> 01:21:03,830
沒得着不要緊
1512
01:21:03,830 --> 01:21:04,830
我們送你
1513
01:21:04,830 --> 01:21:06,290
但考慮到玻璃易碎
1514
01:21:06,290 --> 01:21:07,540
於是乎我們全體同學
1515
01:21:07,540 --> 01:21:09,660
送您一個搪瓷的
1516
01:21:11,910 --> 01:21:13,370
您要是嫌少
1517
01:21:13,370 --> 01:21:14,950
這還有全班同學共同打造的
1518
01:21:14,950 --> 01:21:15,750
一比五點九二六
1519
01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:18,160
石老師雕像一個
1520
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:20,660
像吧
1521
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:23,450
我謝
1522
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,250
謝頂了嗎
1523
01:21:26,450 --> 01:21:27,290
這啊
1524
01:21:27,290 --> 01:21:29,000
黑色不夠了
1525
01:22:12,950 --> 01:22:13,910
同學們
1526
01:22:14,910 --> 01:22:16,750
沒事老師 不用太感動
1527
01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:19,700
你們不知道現在是上課時間嗎
1528
01:22:21,790 --> 01:22:23,040
老師你別鬧啊
1529
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:36,830
為了我們村兒
1530
01:23:58,540 --> 01:24:00,200
忘恩負義
1531
01:24:06,410 --> 01:24:08,040
對不起
1532
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:16,250
小欻欻
1533
01:26:15,450 --> 01:26:16,580
王強
1534
01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:18,790
那天晚上在我們寢室住的
1535
01:26:18,790 --> 01:26:20,160
真是你嗎
1536
01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:22,370
這個若琳啊
1537
01:26:22,660 --> 01:26:23,870
我必須跟你解釋一下
1538
01:26:23,870 --> 01:26:24,660
因為啥呢
1539
01:26:24,660 --> 01:26:25,580
因為當時我的身體吧
1540
01:26:25,580 --> 01:26:26,660
所以
1541
01:26:26,950 --> 01:26:29,160
你那天是不是問了我一個問題
1542
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:31,080
啥問題呀
1543
01:26:31,330 --> 01:26:32,500
你問我
1544
01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:34,620
你覺得王強這人咋樣
1545
01:26:36,950 --> 01:26:39,660
那你覺得 他這人咋樣呢
1546
01:26:40,660 --> 01:26:43,200
我覺得吧 王強這人
1547
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:44,620
除了二一點兒
1548
01:26:44,620 --> 01:26:45,620
虎一點兒
1549
01:26:45,620 --> 01:26:46,830
彪了了一點兒
1550
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:48,660
其實他
1551
01:26:50,950 --> 01:26:51,910
他咋了
1552
01:27:00,620 --> 01:27:01,870
哎呀
1553
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:04,040
這聲是你呀
1554
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:13,120
等會兒
1555
01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:16,000
那個 都沒走還坐着呢吧
1556
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:18,410
茶啊二中第五季 也做着呢
1557
01:27:18,410 --> 01:27:19,910
一定記着來看 嗷
1558
01:27:19,910 --> 01:27:21,040
行 就這事
1559
01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:22,450
到時候見92739
