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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,724 --> 00:00:01,758 >> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK." 2 00:00:01,758 --> 00:00:03,655 >> MRS. CALDARELLO, WE'VE HAD 3 00:00:03,655 --> 00:00:05,103 TREMENDOUS SUCCESS IN LIP 4 00:00:05,103 --> 00:00:06,379 RECONSTRUCTION USING THE 5 00:00:06,379 --> 00:00:08,413 PATIENT'S LABIAL FOLDS. 6 00:00:08,413 --> 00:00:09,241 >> WHAT ABOUT WHEN 7 00:00:09,241 --> 00:00:11,137 MY HUSBAND KISSES ME? IF HE 8 00:00:11,137 --> 00:00:13,206 FINDS OUT, HE'LL NEVER KISS ME 9 00:00:13,206 --> 00:00:14,137 AGAIN. 10 00:00:14,137 --> 00:00:15,275 >> WHAT ABOUT THE SECRET JOY OF 11 00:00:15,275 --> 00:00:16,758 KNOWING THAT IT'S THE FIRST TIME 12 00:00:16,758 --> 00:00:18,379 THOSE LIPS WILL HAVE EVER BEEN 13 00:00:18,379 --> 00:00:19,103 KISSED? 14 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:21,275 >> DO IT. PUT MY PUSSY ON MY 15 00:00:21,275 --> 00:00:22,344 LIPS. 16 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:25,137 >> IF I MAY ASK, THEODORA. 17 00:00:25,137 --> 00:00:26,068 >> CALL ME TEDDY. 18 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,034 >> WHY DO I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE 19 00:00:27,034 --> 00:00:28,206 YOU'RE INTERVIEWING ME? 20 00:00:28,206 --> 00:00:29,344 >> I AM. 21 00:00:29,344 --> 00:00:30,275 ANYTHING ELSE YOU FIND 22 00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:32,241 INTERESTING? 23 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:33,275 >> THE TUMOR HAS SPREAD TO THE 24 00:00:33,275 --> 00:00:35,275 SUPRACLAVICULAR LYMPH NODES. 25 00:00:35,275 --> 00:00:36,310 >> GIVE ME A BALLPARK. 26 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:37,413 >> 6 MONTHS. 27 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,000 [BEEPING] 28 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,034 [BEEPING] >> I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME. 29 00:00:42,034 --> 00:01:07,724 >> I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME. 30 00:01:07,724 --> 00:01:10,137 >> HOW DOES IT LOOK? ANY MOTHS? 31 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,034 >> GIVE ME A MINUTE. 32 00:01:11,034 --> 00:01:14,068 JUST TO TRY IT ON. 33 00:01:14,068 --> 00:01:15,586 >> EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, BIZZY? 34 00:01:15,586 --> 00:01:16,793 IT'S BEEN IN STORAGE SINCE THE 35 00:01:16,793 --> 00:01:18,068 DAY YOUR FATHER AND I GOT 36 00:01:18,068 --> 00:01:18,689 MARRIED. 37 00:01:18,689 --> 00:01:20,413 >> NO, IT'S FINE. I JUST NEED 38 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:23,344 A LITTLE PRIVACY. PLEASE. 39 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,689 A LITTLE PRIVACY. PLEASE. >> OH. SURE. 40 00:01:25,689 --> 00:01:31,620 >> OH. SURE. 41 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:33,103 BIZZY. THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL HER, 42 00:01:33,103 --> 00:01:34,103 HUH? 43 00:01:34,103 --> 00:01:36,103 >> SINCE SHE WAS 2 YEARS OLD, 44 00:01:36,103 --> 00:01:37,172 SHE WAS ALWAYS GETTING INTO 45 00:01:37,172 --> 00:01:40,344 THINGS. REARRANGING HER ROOM, 46 00:01:40,344 --> 00:01:42,137 SORTING OUT THE SILVERWARE. 47 00:01:42,137 --> 00:01:44,103 VERY INDUSTRIOUS LITTLE GIRL. 48 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:45,517 I ENCOURAGED HER. I TOLD HER, 49 00:01:45,517 --> 00:01:47,034 YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT, WORK 50 00:01:47,034 --> 00:01:48,137 HARD, YOU'RE GONNA GET WHATEVER 51 00:01:48,137 --> 00:01:50,379 YOU WANT IN LIFE. 52 00:01:50,379 --> 00:01:51,517 BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT. SHE WAS 53 00:01:51,517 --> 00:01:52,689 NOT GOING TO GET ANYWHERE ON 54 00:01:52,689 --> 00:01:57,310 HER LOOKS. 55 00:01:57,310 --> 00:01:58,172 >> COULD I GET YOU A DRINK, 56 00:01:58,172 --> 00:02:00,344 MARIELA? SODA, WATER? 57 00:02:00,344 --> 00:02:03,000 >> PLEASE. AND CALL ME "MAMA". 58 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,517 >> OH. 59 00:02:04,517 --> 00:02:07,137 >> PATRON DOBLE. BECAUSE WE ARE 60 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:09,034 CELEBRATING, AREN'T WE? 61 00:02:09,034 --> 00:02:11,172 MY DAUGHTER IS GETTING MARRIED. 62 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,724 AND TO A MAN OF ALL THINGS. 63 00:02:12,724 --> 00:02:15,620 >> YEAH, WELL, NOBODY'S PERFECT. 64 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:17,517 >> PRETTY CLOSE. 65 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:20,137 >> HA... 66 00:02:20,137 --> 00:02:21,758 >> SO WHY ARE YOU MARRYING 67 00:02:21,758 --> 00:02:23,275 MY DAUGHTER? 68 00:02:23,275 --> 00:02:25,586 >> UM...THE SEX. 69 00:02:25,586 --> 00:02:29,517 >> HA HA HA! 70 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:31,034 THE LAST TIME I VISITED, SHE WAS 71 00:02:31,034 --> 00:02:32,482 A FLANNEL-SHIRT WEARING 72 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:34,103 LESBIANA WHO WAS HAVING TROUBLE 73 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:37,310 GETTING A DATE. 74 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:40,379 GETTING A DATE. WHAT IS THE REAL STORY HERE? 75 00:02:40,379 --> 00:02:47,241 WHAT IS THE REAL STORY HERE? 76 00:02:47,241 --> 00:02:50,379 >> THE REAL STORY IS I SHOULD 77 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:53,172 BE TOASTING YOU FOR GIVING ME 78 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:56,103 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 79 00:02:56,103 --> 00:02:59,517 TO FAMILY. 80 00:02:59,517 --> 00:03:02,000 >> SO YOU'RE GAY? THIS IS AN 81 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,724 ARRANGEMENT BETWEEN YOU TYPES? 82 00:03:04,724 --> 00:03:05,758 YOU GET INSURANCE NOW OR 83 00:03:05,758 --> 00:03:07,793 SOMETHING. HMM? 84 00:03:07,793 --> 00:03:09,379 >> CHRISTIAN. CAN YOU COME IN 85 00:03:09,379 --> 00:03:14,689 HERE, PLEASE? 86 00:03:14,689 --> 00:03:15,689 >> YEAH. 87 00:03:15,689 --> 00:03:16,724 >> CAN YOU PLEASE--COULD YOU 88 00:03:16,724 --> 00:03:19,413 HELP ZIP THIS FOR ME? 89 00:03:19,413 --> 00:03:20,620 >> AH... 90 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:23,068 [LIZ GRUNTING] 91 00:03:23,068 --> 00:03:24,000 >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LET 92 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 THIS OUT A LITTLE. 93 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,310 >> OH, NO, I CAN'T. THIS IS AN 94 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:28,068 ANTIQUE. IT'S AN "AS IS" KIND OF 95 00:03:28,068 --> 00:03:29,206 THING. 96 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:30,620 >> WELL, THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK. 97 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,379 SO, UH, WHY DON'T WE JUST BUY 98 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,482 YOU ANOTHER DRESS AND WE CAN 99 00:03:33,482 --> 00:03:34,793 START IT ON TRADITION? 100 00:03:34,793 --> 00:03:37,103 >> OH-OH. NO. YOU DON'T 101 00:03:37,103 --> 00:03:38,586 UNDERSTAND. EVER SINCE I COULD 102 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,482 REMEMBER, MY MOM HAS WANTED ME 103 00:03:40,482 --> 00:03:42,137 TO WEAR THIS DRESS IN MY 104 00:03:42,137 --> 00:03:43,448 WEDDING. AND THEN I CAME OUT 105 00:03:43,448 --> 00:03:44,413 TO HER, AND NEITHER OF US 106 00:03:44,413 --> 00:03:46,137 THOUGHT THIS WOULD EVER HAPPEN. 107 00:03:46,137 --> 00:03:47,724 A TRADITIONAL WEDDING? 108 00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:49,344 IN A CHURCH? 109 00:03:49,344 --> 00:03:51,689 IN MY MOM'S DRESS? 110 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:58,344 THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME NOW. 111 00:03:58,344 --> 00:03:59,379 >> ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT THIS 112 00:03:59,379 --> 00:04:00,551 IS ABOUT? 113 00:04:00,551 --> 00:04:02,758 >> BIZZY. YOU KNOW VERY WELL IT 114 00:04:02,758 --> 00:04:04,724 IS BAD LUCK FOR THE GROOM TO SEE 115 00:04:04,724 --> 00:04:05,724 YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT BEFORE 116 00:04:05,724 --> 00:04:07,000 THE WEDDING. 117 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,758 >> MA! THE DRESS DOESN'T FIT! 118 00:04:09,758 --> 00:04:12,172 >> AY, MIRA. IT'S THOSE TATAS 119 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:14,586 OF YOURS. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN 120 00:04:14,586 --> 00:04:17,241 TOP-HEAVY. 121 00:04:17,241 --> 00:04:18,241 >> LADIES, I THINK WE'RE GOING 122 00:04:18,241 --> 00:04:21,206 GOWN SHOPPING. 123 00:04:21,206 --> 00:04:24,275 >> NO. IF I CAN'T TOUCH THE 124 00:04:24,275 --> 00:04:26,448 DRESS, THEN I'M GONNA SHRINK 125 00:04:26,448 --> 00:04:30,586 MY CHEST. I WANTED IT BEFORE, 126 00:04:30,586 --> 00:04:36,482 NOW I HAVE TO. 127 00:04:36,482 --> 00:04:39,448 NOW I HAVE TO. BOOK ME FOR A BREAST REDUCTION. 128 00:04:39,448 --> 00:04:59,310 BOOK ME FOR A BREAST REDUCTION. 129 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:01,724 >> ♪ MAKE ME 130 00:05:01,724 --> 00:05:08,241 BEAUTIFUL 131 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:12,482 MAKE ME 132 00:05:12,482 --> 00:05:15,448 A PERFECT SOUL 133 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:18,413 A PERFECT MIND 134 00:05:18,413 --> 00:05:22,310 A PERFECT FACE 135 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:27,482 A PERFECT 136 00:05:27,482 --> 00:05:30,344 A PERFECT LIE ♪ 137 00:05:30,344 --> 00:05:32,517 LIE ♪ 138 00:05:32,517 --> 00:05:33,517 >> WELL, THIS IS QUITE 139 00:05:33,517 --> 00:05:35,103 A SURPRISE. 140 00:05:35,103 --> 00:05:37,206 >> IT CERTAINLY IS. 141 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:38,172 TELL US WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE 142 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,241 ABOUT YOURSELF NOW, 143 00:05:39,241 --> 00:05:40,413 MRS. CALDARELLO. 144 00:05:40,413 --> 00:05:42,103 >> HER TITS, HER ASS, THAT 145 00:05:42,103 --> 00:05:43,758 TURKEY WADDLE UNDER HER CHIN, 146 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:45,482 AND MAYBE YOU COULD LIGHTEN THE 147 00:05:45,482 --> 00:05:46,758 LUGGAGE UNDER HER EYES. 148 00:05:46,758 --> 00:05:48,068 >> I GUESS THE ONLY THING YOU 149 00:05:48,068 --> 00:05:50,137 DON'T HAVE TO DO ARE MY LIPS. 150 00:05:50,137 --> 00:05:52,551 >> OH, NOT THOSE BEAUTIES. 151 00:05:52,551 --> 00:05:54,517 YOU DID SUCH A BANG-UP JOB ON 152 00:05:54,517 --> 00:05:56,275 THEM, DOCTORS. THAT'S WHY WE 153 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:58,034 FLEW ALL THE WAY OUT HERE. 154 00:05:58,034 --> 00:05:59,517 >> WELL...THAT'S VERY 155 00:05:59,517 --> 00:06:01,551 FLATTERING, MRS. CALDARELLO. 156 00:06:01,551 --> 00:06:03,000 YOU NEVER STRUCK ME AS THE 157 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,724 MAKEOVER TYPE. WE COULD BARELY 158 00:06:04,724 --> 00:06:06,000 TALK YOU INTO REPAIRING THE 159 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,586 DAMAGE FROM YOUR OVEN, I BELIEVE 160 00:06:07,586 --> 00:06:08,517 IT WAS? 161 00:06:08,517 --> 00:06:09,482 >> IT'S NICE WORK IF I DO SAY 162 00:06:09,482 --> 00:06:10,413 MYSELF. I MEAN, YOU COULD NEVER 163 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:11,413 TELL THAT THE SKIN CAME FROM 164 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,551 YOUR-- 165 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:15,482 >> BREASTS. NO. NEVER. 166 00:06:15,482 --> 00:06:17,275 >> ORDINARILY IT WOULD BE FINE 167 00:06:17,275 --> 00:06:18,620 FOR ALLEGRA HERE TO LET GRAVITY 168 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:21,413 TAKE ITS COURSE, BUT SHE'S GOTTA 169 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:23,551 GO BACK IN THE MARKET. 170 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,275 I'VE GOT PROSTATE CANCER. 171 00:06:25,275 --> 00:06:28,344 I'VE GOT PROSTATE CANCER. THE DOCTORS AREN'T OPTIMISTIC. 172 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:33,448 THE DOCTORS AREN'T OPTIMISTIC. 173 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:36,517 OH, BOY. I ALWAYS FIGURED BY THE 174 00:06:36,517 --> 00:06:40,310 TIME I KICKED, SHE'D BE SET, 175 00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:41,586 FINANCIALLY SPEAKING. 176 00:06:41,586 --> 00:06:44,068 >> I'LL BE FINE, MANNY. 177 00:06:44,068 --> 00:06:45,413 I CAN GET A JOB. 178 00:06:45,413 --> 00:06:47,448 >> WITH WHAT SKILLS, HONEY? 179 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,172 WITH A LITTLE LUCK AND A LOT OF 180 00:06:49,172 --> 00:06:50,724 SURGERY, SHE'LL FIND ANOTHER 181 00:06:50,724 --> 00:06:53,241 GUY. SOMEONE WHO CAN CARE FOR 182 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:54,275 HER IN THE MANNER TO WHICH SHE 183 00:06:54,275 --> 00:06:56,655 HER IN THE MANNER TO WHICH SHE SHOULD HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED. 184 00:06:56,655 --> 00:07:04,517 SHOULD HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED. 185 00:07:04,517 --> 00:07:07,793 OH, THOSE LIPS... 186 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:08,655 I'M GONNA MISS THEM LIKE 187 00:07:08,655 --> 00:07:13,551 NOBODY'S BUSINESS. OOH. DAMN. 188 00:07:13,551 --> 00:07:15,137 WHERE'S THE HEAD? 189 00:07:15,137 --> 00:07:16,551 ALL I DO IS PISS THESE DAYS 190 00:07:16,551 --> 00:07:19,379 ALL I DO IS PISS THESE DAYS 'CAUSE OF THE BIG "C." 191 00:07:19,379 --> 00:07:27,241 'CAUSE OF THE BIG "C." 192 00:07:27,241 --> 00:07:28,551 [DOOR CLOSES] 193 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:32,448 >> BY THE WAY, I SAW YOU ON THAT 194 00:07:32,448 --> 00:07:35,344 TV SHOW YOU DID. I WAS QUITE 195 00:07:35,344 --> 00:07:36,586 UPSET ABOUT THAT CHARACTER YOU 196 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,344 BASED ON ME. THE ONE YOU 197 00:07:38,344 --> 00:07:41,551 CALLED--I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT. 198 00:07:41,551 --> 00:07:42,586 >> PUSSYLIPS. 199 00:07:42,586 --> 00:07:44,344 >> THAT'S THE ONE. 200 00:07:44,344 --> 00:07:46,172 AND THE PART ABOUT HER FATHER 201 00:07:46,172 --> 00:07:47,448 ABUSING HER? 202 00:07:47,448 --> 00:07:49,068 >> MRS. CALDARELLO-- 203 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:55,620 >> HOW DID YOU KNOW? 204 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:58,137 >> I AM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR 205 00:07:58,137 --> 00:08:00,344 HUSBAND. I KNOW HOW DEVOTED YOU 206 00:08:00,344 --> 00:08:01,620 ARE TO EACH OTHER. 207 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:03,137 >> I CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT 208 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:05,379 >> I CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT HIM. 209 00:08:05,379 --> 00:08:22,241 HIM. 210 00:08:22,241 --> 00:08:24,448 >> HEY, SADIE. 211 00:08:24,448 --> 00:08:25,379 >> SADIE? 212 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:29,275 >> SADIE SADIE, MARRIED LADY. 213 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:31,241 JUST TRYING TO KEEP THINGS LIGHT 214 00:08:31,241 --> 00:08:32,275 SINCE YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE 215 00:08:32,275 --> 00:08:34,103 I STOLE YOUR JOB, WHEN YOU LOOK 216 00:08:34,103 --> 00:08:38,172 AT ME AT ALL. 217 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:39,482 >> LET'S HAVE A LITTLE GIRL 218 00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:41,551 >> LET'S HAVE A LITTLE GIRL TALK, SHALL WE? 219 00:08:41,551 --> 00:08:47,586 TALK, SHALL WE? 220 00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:49,793 THE THING IS, IS THAT I WANNA 221 00:08:49,793 --> 00:08:51,000 SPEND AS MUCH TIME WITH 222 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,275 CHRISTIAN AND WILBER AS I CAN. 223 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:54,551 BUT IF I STAY HOME 24/7, THEY 224 00:08:54,551 --> 00:08:56,379 ARE GONNA MAKE ME CRAZY. 225 00:08:56,379 --> 00:08:59,172 SO, I THINK WE SHOULD SPLIT 226 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:02,034 THE JOB. 227 00:09:02,034 --> 00:09:04,137 >> THAT'S GENIUS. 228 00:09:04,137 --> 00:09:07,034 I'M TOTALLY OK WITH THAT. 229 00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:09,344 >> OH, NOW WE CAN BE FRIENDS. 230 00:09:09,344 --> 00:09:10,379 >> HA HA! 231 00:09:10,379 --> 00:09:11,551 >> IT'S SO MUCH EASIER. 232 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,620 >> HA HA! OK, I JUST HAVE TO 233 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,551 ASK. 234 00:09:14,551 --> 00:09:15,586 >> OK. I KNOW, I KNOW. 235 00:09:15,586 --> 00:09:18,551 NOW, I AM...NOW, LET'S SEE. 236 00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:20,310 I DON'T TAKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS, 237 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,655 I HAVE NO HISTORY OF DIABETES, 238 00:09:22,655 --> 00:09:24,448 NO ALLERGIES TO ANY DRUGS, 239 00:09:24,448 --> 00:09:27,448 NO HYPERTENSION. I'M ALL READY 240 00:09:27,448 --> 00:09:30,551 FOR MY SURGERY, MR. DEMILLE. 241 00:09:30,551 --> 00:09:32,517 >> THAT'S HELPFUL. THANK YOU. 242 00:09:32,517 --> 00:09:33,793 UM, BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO 243 00:09:33,793 --> 00:09:37,448 KNOW IS HOW IT WORKS. 244 00:09:37,448 --> 00:09:39,551 BEING ONE WAY AND THEN SUDDENLY 245 00:09:39,551 --> 00:09:42,448 SWITCHING HORSES MID-STREAM. 246 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,689 ISN'T THAT WEIRD? YOU JUST LOOSE 247 00:09:44,689 --> 00:09:46,137 INTEREST IN GIRLS? I'M JUST 248 00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:48,344 CURIOUS. 249 00:09:48,344 --> 00:09:49,620 >> BI-CURIOUS? 250 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:53,448 >> HA. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE TOO 251 00:09:53,448 --> 00:09:55,379 PERSONAL. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE 252 00:09:55,379 --> 00:09:56,586 TROUBLE KEEPING MY OWN WILDER 253 00:09:56,586 --> 00:09:59,655 SIDE IN CHECK. 254 00:09:59,655 --> 00:10:03,034 HAVING SECRETS IS DIFFICULT, 255 00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:05,517 HAVING SECRETS IS DIFFICULT, PAINFUL. DON'T YOU THINK? 256 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:17,379 PAINFUL. DON'T YOU THINK? 257 00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:18,482 >> HOW'S OUR GIRL? 258 00:10:18,482 --> 00:10:19,482 >> HER MILK BOTTLES ARE DOWN 259 00:10:19,482 --> 00:10:21,344 A QUART, BUT ASIDE FROM THAT, 260 00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:22,172 SHE'S DOING FINE. 261 00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:23,206 >> I'D SAY THEY'RE ONLY DOWN 262 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,206 A PINT. DIDN'T SHE ASK FOR 263 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,034 A HIGH "C?" 264 00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:25,758 >> SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO FIT 265 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,068 INTO HER MOTHER'S GODDAMNED UGLY 266 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:28,724 DRESS, OK? A "D" WILL DO. 267 00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:29,689 DIDN'T THIS ALL START BECAUSE 268 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:30,758 SHE HAD BACK PAIN? I MEAN, NOW 269 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:32,241 WE'RE KILLING TWO BIG-TITTED 270 00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:34,551 BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. 271 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,758 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? COME ON, 272 00:10:35,758 --> 00:10:36,689 HANG AROUND. THIS IS HISTORY 273 00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:40,034 RIGHT HERE. 274 00:10:40,034 --> 00:10:44,517 THIS...MY LAST SURGERY. 275 00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,620 NO MORE LIPO ON CHUNKY DIVORCEES 276 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:50,482 OR RHINOPLASTIES ON SELF-HATING 277 00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:53,206 JEWESSES. I AM FREE, BABY. 278 00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:55,137 I'M TAKING LIZZY AND THE KID TO 279 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:56,206 ITALY. WE'RE GONNA EAT LIKE 280 00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:57,241 PIGS. I MEAN, WHO CARES IF I GET 281 00:10:57,241 --> 00:11:00,103 FAT, RIGHT? HA HA. 282 00:11:00,103 --> 00:11:02,586 WHY DO YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT? 283 00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:03,620 LISTEN, I'VE HAD TO ACCEPT THIS 284 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:04,655 AND YOU WILL, TOO, ALL RIGHT? 285 00:11:04,655 --> 00:11:06,000 WHICH IS WHY, I'M GONNA START 286 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,655 INTERVIEWING REPLACEMENTS. 287 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:08,655 >> WHO SAYS I WANNA HIRE SOMEONE 288 00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:09,448 NEW? 289 00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:10,620 >> OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP 290 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,000 THIS TRAIN RUNNING ALL ON YOUR 291 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,689 OWN? THIS O.R. IS IN USE 70 292 00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:15,689 HOURS A WEEK. I OWN HALF OF 293 00:11:15,689 --> 00:11:17,517 THAT, WHICH MEANS THAT WHEN 294 00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:19,413 I'M DEAD, THAT MONEY GOES TO 295 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:21,275 LIZZY AND THE KID. I DON'T WANT 296 00:11:21,275 --> 00:11:22,413 THEM TO MISS OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE 297 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:25,482 THEM TO MISS OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DEPRESSED YOU CAN'T GET REAL. 298 00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:30,068 SO DEPRESSED YOU CAN'T GET REAL. 299 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,517 >> THEY'LL BE TAKEN CARE OF. 300 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,448 YOU KNOW THAT. EVEN IF I HAVE TO 301 00:11:34,448 --> 00:11:36,275 PAY THEM OUT OF MY OWN POCKET. 302 00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:37,310 I JUST THINK IT'S A LITTLE 303 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:38,275 MORBID TO START INTERVIEWING 304 00:11:38,275 --> 00:11:39,137 PEOPLE WHEN YOU'RE STILL 305 00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:40,241 SEEMINGLY HEALTHY. 306 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,206 >> LOOK, SEAN, I'M DOING THE 307 00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,241 BEST I CAN TO KEEP IT TOGETHER 308 00:11:42,241 --> 00:11:44,103 ABOUT ALL OF THIS. IT'S NOT EASY 309 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,103 KNOWING THAT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS 310 00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:48,413 GONNA GO ON WITHOUT YOU. 311 00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:49,551 I JUST WANNA KNOW THAT THE GUY 312 00:11:49,551 --> 00:11:51,034 STANDING OPPOSITE YOU IN THE 313 00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:52,517 SCRUB ROOM EVERY DAY IS THERE 314 00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:55,586 BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO BE. 315 00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:56,482 >> I CAN'T REPLACE YOU, 316 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,586 CHRISTIAN. 317 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,551 >> EVERYBODY'S REPLACEABLE, 318 00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:04,586 SEAN. 319 00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:09,413 EVEN ME. 320 00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:10,620 CAN YOU, UH, CAN YOU CALL ME 321 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:16,482 WHEN SHE'S COMING OUT? 322 00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:17,551 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LET HIM GO, 323 00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:20,206 SEAN. THAT MAN IS DYING AND NOT 324 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,517 IN A METAPHYSICAL "WE'RE ALL 325 00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:23,413 DYING" KIND OF WAY. HE'S GOING 326 00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:26,586 TO BE A GHOST BEFORE HALLOWEEN. 327 00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:27,620 LIFE IS CHANGING. YOU CAN EITHER 328 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:30,000 RIDE THE WAVE OR GET SMASHED TO 329 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,793 SMITHEREENS ON THE ROCKS. 330 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,068 >> IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 331 00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:35,241 >> IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. HE'S MY BROTHER. 332 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:39,344 HE'S MY BROTHER. 333 00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:40,689 >> GRADUATED WITH HONORS FROM 334 00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:42,310 U.C.L.A. AND TRAINED AT CEDARS, 335 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:43,724 DISTINGUISHED RESIDENCY AT THE 336 00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:45,275 JOSEPH STILL BURN CENTER IN 337 00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:49,344 AUGUSTA, GUEST EDITOR FOR NJM. 338 00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,137 CREDENTIALS SPEAK FOR YOU. 339 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,551 >> THAT'S ENCOURAGING. 340 00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:53,413 >> IF I WAS LOOKING TO HIRE 341 00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:54,758 A NOBEL LAUREATE FOR SURGEON. 342 00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:56,689 [CHUCKLES] 343 00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:57,689 SO MY PARTNER AND I HAVE BEEN 344 00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,034 TOGETHER FOR OVER 20 YEARS. 345 00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:02,034 WE'VE DONE OVER 6,000 SURGERIES, 346 00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:03,379 I WAS BEST MAN AT HIS WEDDING, 347 00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:05,689 AND WE HAVE A SON TOGETHER. 348 00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:06,689 SO AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, WE'RE NOT 349 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:07,689 LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO JUST 350 00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:09,000 COME IN AND PLAY DOCTOR. 351 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:09,655 IT NEEDS TO BE THE RIGHT 352 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,103 PERSONALITY FIT AS WELL. 353 00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:12,482 SOMEBODY WHO'S WILLING TO 354 00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:13,448 EMOTIONALLY INVEST IN THE 355 00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:14,448 PRACTICE AS WELL AS THE 356 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:16,413 PARTNERSHIP. 357 00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:18,068 >> OH, WELL, THAT'S DEFINITELY 358 00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:20,103 NOT ME. I'M ONLY IN THIS 359 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,137 BUSINESS FOR THE MONEY AND THE 360 00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:23,586 GIRLS. 361 00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,275 >> HMM. YOU'RE NOT MARRIED? 362 00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:26,137 >> DON'T BELIEVE IN IT. 363 00:13:26,137 --> 00:13:26,758 >> KIDS? 364 00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:27,689 >> NOT YET. BUT UNDER THE RIGHT 365 00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:29,034 CIRCUMSTANCES... 366 00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:30,000 >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR DATING LIFE? 367 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,172 >> OFTEN, BUT ONLY IF THEY'RE 368 00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:32,275 A 9 OR A 10. 369 00:13:32,275 --> 00:13:33,413 >> EVER HAD TWINS? 370 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,034 >> SISTERS, BUT NOT TWINS. 371 00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:36,068 >> ASS MAN OR TITS? 372 00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:37,000 >> WHY CHOOSE? 373 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,034 >> NEW YORK OR VEGAS? 374 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,068 >> NEW YORK IS VEGAS FOR ANYONE 375 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:42,689 WITH TASTE. 376 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,758 >> WELL, YOU HAVE TASTE. 377 00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:44,793 I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. 378 00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:47,137 >> SO DO YOU, DR. TROY. 379 00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:48,689 THIS ROOM, FOR INSTANCE, 380 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:51,758 IMPECCABLE DESIGN. THIS CHAIR, 381 00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:54,758 MILO BAUGHMAN. DISTRESSED 382 00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:59,241 CELADON VELVET. THAT COUCH... 383 00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:02,034 THE COLOR, VINTAGE TWEED. 384 00:14:02,034 --> 00:14:03,448 THE WHOLE PALETTE OF THIS ROOM 385 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:06,655 IS...INSPIRED. 386 00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:08,000 >> I SHOULD GIVE YOU THE NUMBER 387 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 OF MY DESIGNER. YOU COULD KISS 388 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,275 HER ASS INSTEAD. 389 00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:13,206 >> HA HA HA! 390 00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:15,517 I'M SORRY. I KNOW I GET A LITTLE 391 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:16,689 CARRIED AWAY. MY MOTHER WAS IN 392 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,793 THE BUSINESS. I GREW UP AROUND 393 00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:24,103 THIS STUFF. 394 00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:25,137 >> YOU HAVE A PATIENT. FEMALE. 395 00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:26,758 SHE'S COMING FOR A BROW LIFT. 396 00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:28,000 WHAT'S YOUR APPROACH? 397 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,724 >> HOW OLD? 398 00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:29,758 >> EARLY 50's. 399 00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:31,000 >> I'D PUSH FOR AN ENDOSCOPIC 400 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,793 BROW LIFT. PROVIDED YOU USE 401 00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:34,517 A LASER. YOU GET NEARLY THE SAME 402 00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:36,620 RESULTS. PATIENT TELLS HER 403 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:37,482 FRIENDS ABOUT IT. QUICK 404 00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:40,620 RECOVERY, AND THAT ONLY MEANS 405 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:44,793 MORE REPEAT BUSINESS. 406 00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:46,586 >> I DON'T WANNA DO THIS. 407 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,724 >> WOULD YOU RATHER I HIRE HIM 408 00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:48,724 FIRST AND THEN YOU FIND OUT 409 00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:49,586 YOU DON'T LIKE HIM? 410 00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:50,620 >> I WON'T LIKE HIM NO MATTER 411 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,103 HOW GOOD HE IS. HE'S NOT YOU. 412 00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:53,103 >> NO, BUT HE'S GOT THE BEST 413 00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,793 CREDENTIALS BY FAR. I WOULD 414 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,034 THINK HE COULD BE ABLE TO BREAK 415 00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:58,000 YOU OUT OF YOUR...SHELF FROM 416 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,137 TIME TO TIME, WHICH YOU'RE GONNA 417 00:14:59,137 --> 00:15:00,000 NEED WHEN I'M GONE. 418 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,758 >> DON'T SAY THAT. 419 00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:02,172 >> LET'S GO BACK TO THE WEDDING, 420 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:03,689 RIGHT? I MEAN, I NEED TIME OFF 421 00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:05,724 FOR THAT FIRST, REMEMBER? 422 00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,482 >> WHO PICKED OUT THIS TABLE? 423 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:09,482 THIS IS TOP OF THE LINE. 424 00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:12,000 DOUBLE-SWIVEL CASTERS, SPLIT 425 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,758 LEG PLATES. BEAUTIFUL LINES, 426 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,103 TOO. 427 00:15:15,103 --> 00:15:16,275 >> SEAN SPENT WEEKS LOOKING FOR 428 00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:17,689 THE RIGHT TABLE. HE HAD TO HAVE 429 00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:18,724 THE BEST ONE. 430 00:15:18,724 --> 00:15:20,793 >> WELL, I'M IMPRESSED. 431 00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:22,379 >> WORK WITH THE BEST, YOU NEVER 432 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,689 GO WRONG. 433 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:24,793 >> GUESS I HAVE SOME PRETTY BIG 434 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,000 SHOES TO FILL THEN. 435 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,068 >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, I GUESS I'LL 436 00:15:30,068 --> 00:15:31,344 LET YOU GUYS GET BETTER 437 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:38,172 ACQUAINTED. 438 00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:40,206 >> SO, I UNDERSTAND YOU ALREADY 439 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,586 PERFORMED A LABIAL TRANSFER 440 00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:42,413 ON THE PATIENT. 441 00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:44,310 >> MM-HMM. ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO. 442 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,551 >> FANTASTIC JOB. NO WONDER SHE 443 00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:47,724 FLEW ALL THE WAY OUT HERE TO 444 00:15:47,724 --> 00:15:49,137 HAVE YOU DO IT AGAIN. 445 00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:50,379 >> THANK YOU, DOCTOR. 446 00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:51,275 >> I JUST HOPE ONE DAY YOU CAN 447 00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:53,655 SAY THE SAME THING TO ME. 448 00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:56,344 SAY THE SAME THING TO ME. >> OK. FIRE IT UP. 449 00:15:56,344 --> 00:16:04,206 >> OK. FIRE IT UP. 450 00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:06,275 >> ♪ YOU'RE NOBODY 451 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:11,689 TILL SOMEBODY LOVES YOU 452 00:16:11,689 --> 00:16:13,793 YOU'RE NOBODY 453 00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:19,448 TILL SOMEBODY CARES 454 00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:21,620 YOU MAY BE KING 455 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:25,000 YOU MAY POSSESS THE WORLD 456 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,172 AND ITS GOLD... ♪ 457 00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:28,448 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? 458 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:30,793 >> BEAUTIFUL WORK, DOCTOR. 459 00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:34,724 >> OK. LET'S DO SOME LIPO. 460 00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,379 >> ♪ ...THE WORLD 461 00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:37,793 STILL IS THE SAME 462 00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:42,034 YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE IT 463 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:45,586 AS SURE AS THE STARS 464 00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:49,275 SHINE ABOVE 465 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,310 BUT YOU'RE NOBODY 466 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:55,793 TILL SOMEBODY LOVES YOU ♪ 467 00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:57,034 >> AFTER WORK, DO YOU WANT 468 00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:57,793 TO GET A DRINK? 469 00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,068 >> I'D LIKE TO, BUT I'M SCOUTING 470 00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:00,034 LOCATIONS FOR CHRISTIAN'S 471 00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:01,517 BACHELOR PARTY. 472 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:02,689 >> MIND IF I TAG ALONG? 473 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,034 IT'S ALWAYS BEST TO GET A SECOND 474 00:17:04,034 --> 00:17:05,758 OPINION. 475 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,068 >> SURE. 476 00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,793 >> SURE. [BEEPING] 477 00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:44,655 [BEEPING] 478 00:17:44,655 --> 00:17:45,586 >> SO THIS IS CHRISTIAN'S 479 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:49,724 FAVORITE PLACE, HUH? NICE. 480 00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,517 >> ♪ I HOLD MY HEAD UP 481 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:55,551 JUST ENOUGH TO SEE THE SKY 482 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:56,758 AND WHEN WE GO 483 00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:58,310 WE WON'T GO SLOW 484 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,517 WE'LL PUT UP CERTAIN THINGS 485 00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:03,724 WE'LL REDEEM INTO THE DUST 486 00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:06,724 AND INTO AIR 487 00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,793 BUT ALL THE CHILDREN KNOW 488 00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:10,172 THAT SOON THIS PAIN 489 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,689 WILL SURELY PASS... ♪ 490 00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:15,344 >> WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 491 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,413 10 TO 15 GIRLS BACK IN THE 492 00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:19,551 "CHAMPAGNE ROOM" FOR THE NIGHT? 493 00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:20,482 THAT'D BE FUN. 494 00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:23,206 >> YEAH. FUN. 495 00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:24,172 YEP.. 496 00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,448 >> ♪ ...IF YOU'LL BE ONE 497 00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:29,172 THEN EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE 498 00:18:29,172 --> 00:18:31,034 JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD UP 499 00:18:31,034 --> 00:18:33,034 KISS YOUR FEET 500 00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:34,758 THEN TOUCH THE SKY 501 00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:37,000 TOO LATE 502 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,413 TO KEEP THE WORLD 503 00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:39,448 FROM DYING 504 00:18:39,448 --> 00:18:42,655 IT'S NOT TOO LATE 505 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:46,068 TO SPARE THE LOVE YOU HAVE 506 00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:48,310 AND ONE DAY 507 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:51,793 WHEN WE'RE READY FOR CRYING 508 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:53,793 ONE DAY 509 00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:55,137 A LITTLE BIT 510 00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:57,586 A LITTLE BIT WILL BE THERE, LITTLE GIRL ♪ 511 00:18:57,586 --> 00:19:14,448 WILL BE THERE, LITTLE GIRL ♪ 512 00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:21,000 ♪ TOO LATE 513 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,448 >> I SAY SOMETHING WRONG? 514 00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:23,344 >> NO, THIS WHOLE THING IS 515 00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:26,137 WRONG. 516 00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:27,275 CHRISTIAN USED TO PULL ME IN 517 00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:28,793 HERE AFTER A DIFFICULT SURGERY 518 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,793 TO BLOW OFF STEAM. 519 00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:32,000 OF COURSE HE GOT THE DANCES 520 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,793 FOR FREE. THIS DOESN'T MAKE 521 00:19:34,793 --> 00:19:36,137 ANY SENSE ANYMORE. 522 00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:37,413 >> IT IS A BACHELOR PARTY. 523 00:19:37,413 --> 00:19:38,344 >> IT'S NOT JUST A BACHELOR 524 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,241 PARTY. I MEAN, HE'S NOT JUST 525 00:19:40,241 --> 00:19:43,655 GETTING MARRIED. HE'S LEAVING. 526 00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:46,379 THE 20 YEARS WORKING TOGETHER. 527 00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:47,379 I SUDDENLY DON'T HAVE A PARTNER 528 00:19:47,379 --> 00:19:52,724 ANYMORE. 529 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,413 >> YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, SEAN. 530 00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:55,517 I KNOW I CAN NEVER REPLACE 531 00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:57,689 CHRISTIAN. BUT IF YOU GIVE ME 532 00:19:57,689 --> 00:19:59,379 A CHANCE, I KNOW WE COULD MAKE 533 00:19:59,379 --> 00:20:01,034 A GOOD TEAM. 534 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:07,586 >> IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL. 535 00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:08,482 >> WELL HEY, NOW THAT YOU 536 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:09,689 MENTION IT, I REALLY CAN'T SEE 537 00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:11,448 CELEBRATING IN THIS DUMP ANYWAY. 538 00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:12,724 IT'S GROTESQUE. 539 00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:14,344 >> GIRLS AREN'T SO BAD. 540 00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:15,655 >> THE GIRLS ARE TOP SHELF. 541 00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:16,689 BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THE 542 00:20:16,689 --> 00:20:17,620 UPHOLSTERY ON THAT COUCH, 543 00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:18,655 IT'S ALL FRAYED, THERE'S FOOD 544 00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:20,379 STAINS ON THE CARPET. AND I 545 00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:21,793 DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU 546 00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:23,689 CAN SEE IF YOU SHINE A BLACK 547 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,172 LIGHT ON THE CHAIRS IN THE VIP 548 00:20:25,172 --> 00:20:27,034 ROOM. ARE YOU HUNGRY? 'CAUSE I 549 00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:28,206 KNOW A GREAT PLACE TO GRAB 550 00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:29,689 A BITE. IT'S NOT TOO FAR FROM 551 00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:31,482 HERE, AND IT'S REALLY TASTEFULLY 552 00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:33,689 DECORATED. 553 00:20:33,689 --> 00:20:38,586 >> SURE. 554 00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:40,689 >> YOU'RE SUCH A LUCKY DUCKLING, 555 00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:43,448 MIJA, TO HAVE A HANDSOME PRINCE 556 00:20:43,448 --> 00:20:44,655 WITH THE POWER TO TURN YOU 557 00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:45,758 INTO A SWAN. 558 00:20:45,758 --> 00:20:47,448 >> OW. THAT HURTS. 559 00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:48,655 >> THEY'RE GOING TO BE A LITTLE 560 00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:50,172 TENDER, OK? NO FONDLING FOR 561 00:20:50,172 --> 00:20:52,620 A WEEK. DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL 562 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,172 LEARN TO LOVE IT DOGGIE STYLE. 563 00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:55,103 >> CHRISTIAN, MY MOTHER IS 564 00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:56,448 STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. 565 00:20:56,448 --> 00:20:59,034 >> AY, THAT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS. 566 00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,034 NOTHING BETWEEN A MAN AND 567 00:21:00,034 --> 00:21:04,034 A WOMAN IS EVER WRONG. 568 00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:04,793 >> THERE WE GO. PERFECT 569 00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:07,586 >> THERE WE GO. PERFECT TEARDROPS. 570 00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:15,448 TEARDROPS. 571 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:16,379 >> THEY'RE MORE LIKE WATER 572 00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:18,275 BALLOONS. 573 00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:20,172 WHY DIDN'T YOU DO WHAT WE 574 00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:21,103 DECIDED? 575 00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:22,103 >> LOOK, I TOOK THEM DOWN SO YOU 576 00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:23,068 DON'T NEED BACK SURGERY AS YOU 577 00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:25,034 GET OLDER, PERIOD. 578 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,103 AS FAR AS GETTING RID OF THE TWO 579 00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:26,758 MOST BEAUTIFUL ASSETS YOU 580 00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:28,000 HAVE, I MADE AN EXECUTIVE 581 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,206 DECISION. ONE THAT WE COULD BOTH 582 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,620 DECISION. ONE THAT WE COULD BOTH BENEFIT FROM. 583 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:36,482 BENEFIT FROM. 584 00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:38,103 >> HUH. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED 585 00:21:38,103 --> 00:21:40,448 YET AND YOU'RE LYING TO HER. 586 00:21:40,448 --> 00:21:41,448 THAT WAS A BAD DECISION 587 00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:43,172 FOR YOU TO MAKE. MY DAUGHTER IS 588 00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:44,586 IN CHARGE OF HER OWN BODY. 589 00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:45,482 >> MOM. 590 00:21:45,482 --> 00:21:46,655 >> YOU'RE IN CHARGE-- 591 00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:51,034 >> AH! PLEASE STOP. PLEASE. 592 00:21:51,034 --> 00:21:53,103 CHRISTIAN, I AM IN CHARGE OF 593 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,551 CHRISTIAN, I AM IN CHARGE OF MY OWN BODY. 594 00:21:55,551 --> 00:22:04,413 MY OWN BODY. 595 00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:05,517 >> THEN WHY DON'T YOU ORDER YOUR 596 00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:07,034 BODY TO PUT THIS ON INSTEAD OF 597 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:10,206 THAT MOTH-RIDDEN RELIC? 598 00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:15,034 >> OH, MY GOD. 599 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,344 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 600 00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:18,275 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GORGEOUS. 601 00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:19,724 SORRY, MOM. OH, MY GOD, IT'S 602 00:22:19,724 --> 00:22:21,034 GORGEOUS. 603 00:22:21,034 --> 00:22:23,724 >> IT'S NOT YOU. 604 00:22:23,724 --> 00:22:25,034 BUT YOU WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW 605 00:22:25,034 --> 00:22:27,206 HOW RICH AND GLAMOROUS YOU ARE? 606 00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:28,379 OR DO YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR 607 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:31,103 SACRED VOWS IN THE SAME BLESSED 608 00:22:31,103 --> 00:22:32,689 TRADITION PASSED ON FROM MOTHER 609 00:22:32,689 --> 00:22:35,275 TRADITION PASSED ON FROM MOTHER TO DAUGHTER FOR GENERATIONS? 610 00:22:35,275 --> 00:22:41,068 TO DAUGHTER FOR GENERATIONS? 611 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:44,137 >> ♪ SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES 612 00:22:44,137 --> 00:22:46,000 WAS SO INVITING... ♪ 613 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,034 >> MA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 614 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:48,758 >> I'M GONNA PHONE YOUR 615 00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:49,724 GRANDMOTHER AND TELL HER THE 616 00:22:49,724 --> 00:22:53,241 NEWS. DIOS MIO. ME VA A MATAR. 617 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:54,482 SHE'S GONNA KILL ME. AND WHEN 618 00:22:54,482 --> 00:22:57,551 SHE'S GONNA KILL ME. AND WHEN SHE DOES, ENJOY YOUR WEDDING. 619 00:22:57,551 --> 00:23:02,137 SHE DOES, ENJOY YOUR WEDDING. 620 00:23:02,137 --> 00:23:03,137 >> MAYBE WILBER'S WIFE COULD-- 621 00:23:03,137 --> 00:23:04,172 >> ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL CHANGE 622 00:23:04,172 --> 00:23:07,379 MY WILL. 623 00:23:07,379 --> 00:23:10,689 >> ♪ STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT 624 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:13,172 EXCHANGING GLANCES 625 00:23:13,172 --> 00:23:16,137 WONDERING IN THE NIGHT 626 00:23:16,137 --> 00:23:18,137 WHAT WERE THE CHANCES... ♪ 627 00:23:18,137 --> 00:23:20,068 >> HERE'S THE KEY. DR. TROY 628 00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:21,310 SAID TO MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 629 00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:22,689 >> THANKS. 630 00:23:22,689 --> 00:23:24,172 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 631 00:23:24,172 --> 00:23:25,448 >> ♪ ...BEFORE THE NIGHT 632 00:23:25,448 --> 00:23:29,137 WAS THROUGH 633 00:23:29,137 --> 00:23:32,275 SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES 634 00:23:32,275 --> 00:23:34,586 WAS SO INVITING 635 00:23:34,586 --> 00:23:37,724 SOMETHING IN YOUR SMILE 636 00:23:37,724 --> 00:23:40,172 WAS SO EXCITING 637 00:23:40,172 --> 00:23:41,241 SOMETHING IN MY HEART 638 00:23:41,241 --> 00:23:43,517 SOMETHING IN MY HEART TOLD ME I MUST HAVE YOU 639 00:23:43,517 --> 00:23:51,103 TOLD ME I MUST HAVE YOU 640 00:23:51,103 --> 00:23:54,206 STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT 641 00:23:54,206 --> 00:23:56,034 TWO LONELY PEOPLE 642 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:59,275 WE WERE STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT 643 00:23:59,275 --> 00:24:01,172 UP TO THE MOMENT 644 00:24:01,172 --> 00:24:04,620 WHEN WE SAID OUR FIRST HELLO 645 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:07,068 LITTLE DID WE KNOW 646 00:24:07,068 --> 00:24:10,448 LOVE WAS JUST A GLANCE AWAY 647 00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:14,586 A WARM, EMBRACING DANCE AWAY 648 00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:17,586 EVER SINCE THAT NIGHT 649 00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:20,000 WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER 650 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,103 LOVERS AT FIRST SIGHT 651 00:24:23,103 --> 00:24:25,344 IN LOVE FOREVER 652 00:24:25,344 --> 00:24:28,344 IT TURNED OUT SO RIGHT 653 00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:31,448 IT TURNED OUT SO RIGHT FOR STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT ♪ 654 00:24:31,448 --> 00:24:53,310 FOR STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT ♪ 655 00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:54,655 >> ♪ LOVE WAS JUST 656 00:24:54,655 --> 00:24:56,793 A GLANCE AWAY 657 00:24:56,793 --> 00:25:03,206 A WARM, EMBRACING DANCE AWAY 658 00:25:03,206 --> 00:25:06,241 EVER SINCE THAT NIGHT 659 00:25:06,241 --> 00:25:08,551 WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER 660 00:25:08,551 --> 00:25:12,000 LOVERS AT FIRST SIGHT 661 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,137 IN LOVE FOREVER 662 00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:17,448 IT TURNED OUT SO RIGHT 663 00:25:17,448 --> 00:25:19,724 IT TURNED OUT SO RIGHT FOR STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT 664 00:25:19,724 --> 00:25:25,310 FOR STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT 665 00:25:25,310 --> 00:25:28,068 DOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪ 666 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:29,137 >> I JUST WISH YOU WOULDN'T 667 00:25:29,137 --> 00:25:30,137 HAND OVER YOUR OFFICE TO HIM 668 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:31,275 SO SOON. 669 00:25:31,275 --> 00:25:32,241 >> I'M NOT GONNA BE USING IT 670 00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:34,137 NOW. AND HE REALLY LOVES 671 00:25:34,137 --> 00:25:37,137 MY DECOR. HA. 672 00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:39,689 >> ♪ DOOBY DOOBY DO... 673 00:25:39,689 --> 00:25:42,758 >> AH! 674 00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:45,724 >> AH! JEEZ. 675 00:25:45,724 --> 00:25:57,413 JEEZ. 676 00:25:57,413 --> 00:25:59,241 >> THAT WAS AWKWARD, HUH? 677 00:25:59,241 --> 00:26:00,068 >> WELL WHAT THE HELL WERE 678 00:26:00,068 --> 00:26:01,172 YOU DOING? 679 00:26:01,172 --> 00:26:02,172 >> WERE YOU MASTURBATING? 680 00:26:02,172 --> 00:26:03,379 >> PROBABLY LOOKED THAT WAY. 681 00:26:03,379 --> 00:26:04,275 >> LIKE YOU WERE SCREWING AN 682 00:26:04,275 --> 00:26:06,000 INVISIBLE WOMAN ON MY COUCH. 683 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,310 >> IT WAS NO INVISIBLE WOMAN. 684 00:26:07,310 --> 00:26:09,379 >> YOU WERE SCREWING THE COUCH? 685 00:26:09,379 --> 00:26:11,000 >> GENTLEMEN, I'M COMPLETELY 686 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,724 EMBARRASSED. SO LET ME APOLOGIZE 687 00:26:14,724 --> 00:26:17,758 AND EXPLAIN. I STRUGGLE WITH 688 00:26:17,758 --> 00:26:19,448 OBJECTUM SEXUALITY. 689 00:26:19,448 --> 00:26:20,620 >> WHAT'S THAT, COUCH-BANGING 690 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,448 IN ENGLISH? 691 00:26:21,448 --> 00:26:22,379 >> O.S. IS NOT A WIDELY KNOWN 692 00:26:22,379 --> 00:26:24,034 CONDITION. IT'S BARELY 693 00:26:24,034 --> 00:26:28,482 UNDERSTOOD. BUT IT IS REAL. 694 00:26:28,482 --> 00:26:30,103 THOSE OF US WHO IDENTIFY 695 00:26:30,103 --> 00:26:32,620 OURSELVES WITH O.S. ARE FULLY 696 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:35,000 CAPABLE OF FORMING A STRONG 697 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,275 RELATIONSHIP WITH...PHYSICAL 698 00:26:37,275 --> 00:26:39,034 OBJECTS. IT STEMS FROM A BELIEF 699 00:26:39,034 --> 00:26:43,068 IN ANIMISM. 700 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:46,206 >> WAIT A SECOND. SO YOU BELIEVE 701 00:26:46,206 --> 00:26:48,482 THAT PHYSICAL OBJECTS CAN BE 702 00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:49,689 SENTIENT BEINGS? 703 00:26:49,689 --> 00:26:52,137 >> LIKE US, THEY HAVE FEELINGS. 704 00:26:52,137 --> 00:26:55,344 THEY CAN COMMUNICATE, 705 00:26:55,344 --> 00:26:56,413 EVEN EXPRESS LOVE. 706 00:26:56,413 --> 00:26:57,241 >> SO ALL THIS CRAP ABOUT 707 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,379 RELATIONSHIPS IN THE INTERVIEW, 708 00:26:58,379 --> 00:26:59,551 YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT SCREWING 709 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:00,448 ONE OF THE FLOOR MODELS 710 00:27:00,448 --> 00:27:01,482 AT POTTERY BARN. 711 00:27:01,482 --> 00:27:02,413 >> I DO HAVE NORMAL 712 00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:03,724 RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN. 713 00:27:03,724 --> 00:27:06,448 THEY'RE JUST NOT AS SATISFYING. 714 00:27:06,448 --> 00:27:07,758 THERE'S A LONG HISTORY OF GENDER 715 00:27:07,758 --> 00:27:09,103 ASSIGNMENTS WITH CARS, BOATS, 716 00:27:09,103 --> 00:27:10,000 BUILDINGS-- 717 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,034 >> THE DIFFERENCE IS I'VE NEVER 718 00:27:11,034 --> 00:27:13,000 STUCK MY DICK IN A TAILPIPE. 719 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,034 >> I TRY TO FIGHT THE URGE. 720 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:16,000 I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE THAT 721 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,103 I COULD BE CAPABLE OF FINDING 722 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:19,068 SOMETHING LIKE A PIECE OF 723 00:27:19,068 --> 00:27:23,034 FURNITURE SO ATTRACTIVE. 724 00:27:23,034 --> 00:27:23,689 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING 725 00:27:23,689 --> 00:27:26,034 IRRESISTIBLE TO ME ABOUT A 726 00:27:26,034 --> 00:27:30,758 REALLY WELL-BUILT PIECE. 727 00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:32,275 MY WHOLE LIFE I'VE BEEN 728 00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:34,068 ATTRACTED TO PERFECTION IN ALL 729 00:27:34,068 --> 00:27:37,586 OF ITS FORMS. AS PLASTIC 730 00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:39,103 SURGEONS YOU CAN RELATE, 731 00:27:39,103 --> 00:27:41,758 CAN'T YOU? 732 00:27:41,758 --> 00:27:45,137 >> GET OUT. 733 00:27:45,137 --> 00:27:51,034 GET OUT! 734 00:27:51,034 --> 00:27:52,034 NEXT TIME I'LL DO A BACKGROUND 735 00:27:52,034 --> 00:27:55,172 CHECK. 736 00:27:55,172 --> 00:27:57,586 CHECK. >> YEAH. 737 00:27:57,586 --> 00:28:18,448 >> YEAH. 738 00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,689 >> YOU'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE. 739 00:28:20,689 --> 00:28:21,724 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 740 00:28:21,724 --> 00:28:22,551 >> YOU'RE VERY GOOD, 741 00:28:22,551 --> 00:28:25,172 DR. McNAMARA, BUT I THINK IT'S 742 00:28:25,172 --> 00:28:26,586 GOING TO TAKE SOMETIME TO GET 743 00:28:26,586 --> 00:28:28,724 USED TO THESE. 744 00:28:28,724 --> 00:28:29,793 >> THEY'LL LOSE SOME VOLUME ONCE 745 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:31,034 THE SWELLING GOES DOWN. 746 00:28:31,034 --> 00:28:34,068 >> NO. I LIKE THIS SIZE. 747 00:28:34,068 --> 00:28:37,068 IT'S JUST THAT I'M A SHY PERSON. 748 00:28:37,068 --> 00:28:39,620 I'M NOT USED TO BEING SO OUT 749 00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:40,724 THERE. 750 00:28:40,724 --> 00:28:43,517 >> THERE'S MY BABY. 751 00:28:43,517 --> 00:28:45,379 DID I TELL YOU, TITO? 752 00:28:45,379 --> 00:28:47,068 REINCARNATED AS GINA 753 00:28:47,068 --> 00:28:49,068 LOLLOBRIGIDA, AND SHE'S NOT EVEN 754 00:28:49,068 --> 00:28:50,689 ALL HEALED UP YET. 755 00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:52,310 >> HELLO, ALLEGRA. 756 00:28:52,310 --> 00:28:54,344 >> WHAT IS HE DOING HERE, MANNY? 757 00:28:54,344 --> 00:28:55,655 >> OH, HE INSISTED ON BEING HERE 758 00:28:55,655 --> 00:28:58,000 FOR YOUR RECOVERY. 759 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,551 WHAT A GUY, RIGHT? 760 00:28:59,551 --> 00:29:01,172 SORRY, DR. McNAMARA, THIS IS 761 00:29:01,172 --> 00:29:03,379 TITO. 762 00:29:03,379 --> 00:29:05,137 >> OUR BUTCHER FROM COCONUT 763 00:29:05,137 --> 00:29:07,068 >> OUR BUTCHER FROM COCONUT GROVE. 764 00:29:07,068 --> 00:29:13,000 GROVE. 765 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,344 >> MY BEST BRISKET. 766 00:29:15,344 --> 00:29:16,689 I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE IT. 767 00:29:16,689 --> 00:29:17,689 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON 768 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:20,275 THE X-RAY GUY'S FACE AT THE 769 00:29:20,275 --> 00:29:21,344 AIRPORT. 770 00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:22,517 >> I'M SORRY, MR. CALDARELLO, 771 00:29:22,517 --> 00:29:24,344 BUT WE ONLY ALLOW FAMILY IN 772 00:29:24,344 --> 00:29:25,551 RECOVERY. 773 00:29:25,551 --> 00:29:27,448 >> BUT TITO IS FAMILY. AT LEAST 774 00:29:27,448 --> 00:29:29,758 HE WILL BE AFTER I DIE AND 775 00:29:29,758 --> 00:29:32,344 HE MARRIES ALLEGRA. 776 00:29:32,344 --> 00:29:34,655 >> HIM? 777 00:29:34,655 --> 00:29:35,586 >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND A 778 00:29:35,586 --> 00:29:37,448 BETTER CANDIDATE. THAT BUTCHER 779 00:29:37,448 --> 00:29:39,379 SHOP IS A CASH COW. 780 00:29:39,379 --> 00:29:41,793 HE'S A WIDOWER, AND HIS LITTLE 781 00:29:41,793 --> 00:29:43,482 GIRL CONNIE IS PREGNANT WITH 782 00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:46,275 TWINS. I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANT 783 00:29:46,275 --> 00:29:47,172 GRANDBABIES. 784 00:29:47,172 --> 00:29:48,206 >> YOU CAN'T HANDPICK YOUR 785 00:29:48,206 --> 00:29:49,310 WIFE'S SECOND HUSBAND. 786 00:29:49,310 --> 00:29:50,551 >> WE NEVER AGREED TO THIS, 787 00:29:50,551 --> 00:29:51,689 MANNY. 788 00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:53,413 >> I'M JUST HELPING MOVE THE 789 00:29:53,413 --> 00:29:57,137 PROCESS ALONG. I KNOW MY WIFE 790 00:29:57,137 --> 00:29:59,137 BETTER THAN SHE KNOWS HERSELF. 791 00:29:59,137 --> 00:30:00,517 SHE'S ALWAYS TELLING ME HOW SHE 792 00:30:00,517 --> 00:30:02,620 AND TITO CARRY ON. 793 00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:04,413 >> I LIKE HIS GROUND CHUCK, 794 00:30:04,413 --> 00:30:05,448 MANNY. 795 00:30:05,448 --> 00:30:06,793 >> NOT TO BE TOO FORWARD, 796 00:30:06,793 --> 00:30:09,310 ALLEGRA. I'VE BEEN GIVING YOU 797 00:30:09,310 --> 00:30:12,689 AN EXTRA QUARTER POUND OF IT 798 00:30:12,689 --> 00:30:16,379 FOR YEARS NOW, HMM? 799 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:20,206 >> I'M VERY FLATTERED, TITO, 800 00:30:20,206 --> 00:30:22,000 BUT I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED IF 801 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,620 MANNY HAD WAITED UNTIL MY 802 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:27,482 TRANSFORMATION WAS COMPLETE 803 00:30:27,482 --> 00:30:29,310 BEFORE INVITING A SUITOR IN 804 00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:34,448 TO SEE ME. 805 00:30:34,448 --> 00:30:36,517 >> I'M DYING, BABE. 806 00:30:36,517 --> 00:30:38,413 EVERY MINUTE COUNTS. IF I'M 807 00:30:38,413 --> 00:30:40,103 GONNA HAVE SOME SAY IN ALL OF 808 00:30:40,103 --> 00:30:42,206 THIS, I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME TO 809 00:30:42,206 --> 00:30:44,103 THIS, I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME TO WASTE. 810 00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:50,034 WASTE. 811 00:30:50,034 --> 00:30:51,034 HOW DO YOU LIKE HER NEW BREASTS, 812 00:30:51,034 --> 00:30:54,551 TITO? GRADE A PRIME, NO? 813 00:30:54,551 --> 00:30:57,103 >> ALLEGRA NEEDS HER REST. 814 00:30:57,103 --> 00:30:58,068 AND TAKE YOUR MEAT WITH YOU, 815 00:30:58,068 --> 00:31:03,172 PLEASE. 816 00:31:03,172 --> 00:31:04,655 >> WONDERFUL SEEING YOU, 817 00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:09,206 ALLEGRA. I AM AT THE RAMADA INN 818 00:31:09,206 --> 00:31:11,517 ALLEGRA. I AM AT THE RAMADA INN IN BURBANK IF YOU WANT TO CALL. 819 00:31:11,517 --> 00:31:23,379 IN BURBANK IF YOU WANT TO CALL. 820 00:31:23,379 --> 00:31:25,413 [CHEERING] 821 00:31:25,413 --> 00:31:26,482 >> TO THE BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. 822 00:31:26,482 --> 00:31:29,137 >> OH, THANK YOU. 823 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,413 >> FINALLY. 824 00:31:30,413 --> 00:31:31,379 >> SALUD. 825 00:31:31,379 --> 00:31:33,413 >> OH, MY GOD. 826 00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:38,586 WNBA SEASON TICKETS. OH, TESS. 827 00:31:38,586 --> 00:31:39,620 >> I LOVE YOU, DOLL. 828 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:41,275 >> THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU. 829 00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:42,344 >> AND TELL CHRISTIAN THOSE ARE 830 00:31:42,344 --> 00:31:44,206 JACK NICHOLSON'S LAKERS 831 00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:45,379 SEATS, OK? 832 00:31:45,379 --> 00:31:46,413 >> HA HA! 833 00:31:46,413 --> 00:31:48,068 >> MAYBE THAT'LL CONVINCE HIM 834 00:31:48,068 --> 00:31:49,068 TO GO. 835 00:31:49,068 --> 00:31:50,310 >> MEN DON'T WANT TO SEE TALL 836 00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:52,379 WOMEN WITH MUSCLES SLAMMING 837 00:31:52,379 --> 00:31:57,482 EACH OTHER. QUE ES ESO? 838 00:31:57,482 --> 00:31:59,551 >> I KNOW, MA. THAT'S WHAT YOU 839 00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:00,586 USED TO TELL ME WHEN I USED TO 840 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,137 PLAY FOR ST. MARY'S. 841 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:03,517 [LAUGHTER] 842 00:32:03,517 --> 00:32:05,344 >> AND DID YOU HAVE MANY DATES 843 00:32:05,344 --> 00:32:10,793 IN HIGH SCHOOL? WITH MEN? 844 00:32:10,793 --> 00:32:13,551 >> ARE THERE ANY NORMAL MEN 845 00:32:13,551 --> 00:32:15,103 IN HIGH SCHOOL? 846 00:32:15,103 --> 00:32:17,448 [EVERYONE LAUGHING] 847 00:32:17,448 --> 00:32:18,310 >> THIS ONE'S FROM ME. 848 00:32:18,310 --> 00:32:19,206 IT'S HEAVY. BE CAREFUL. 849 00:32:19,206 --> 00:32:20,379 >> WOW, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE 850 00:32:20,379 --> 00:32:21,586 WHAT'S IN THIS ONE. 851 00:32:21,586 --> 00:32:22,551 >> OPEN IT UP. YOU CAN READ THE 852 00:32:22,551 --> 00:32:25,413 CARD LATER. 853 00:32:25,413 --> 00:32:29,724 [LAUGHTER] 854 00:32:29,724 --> 00:32:32,137 >> IT'S A SET OF ALL CLAD. 855 00:32:32,137 --> 00:32:33,103 NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN 856 00:32:33,103 --> 00:32:34,586 HOW TO COOK. LIKE A STRAIGHT 857 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:37,068 WOMAN. NO MORE TAKE-OUT. 858 00:32:37,068 --> 00:32:40,310 AND IT HAS A LIFETIME GUARANTEE. 859 00:32:40,310 --> 00:32:43,379 >> WOW. THANK YOU. 860 00:32:43,379 --> 00:32:45,310 >> YOU'RE WELCOME, SWEETIE. 861 00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:47,758 >> WOW, THAT'S GREAT, HUH? 862 00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:48,655 >> YEAH. 863 00:32:48,655 --> 00:32:51,551 >> A LIFETIME. 864 00:32:51,551 --> 00:32:54,379 >> OH, SWEETIE, I DIDN'T MEAN 865 00:32:54,379 --> 00:32:57,482 ANYTHING. NONE OF US CAN COOK, 866 00:32:57,482 --> 00:32:59,034 RIGHT? 867 00:32:59,034 --> 00:33:03,379 >> IT'S NOT THAT. 868 00:33:03,379 --> 00:33:04,689 YOU'RE ALL JUST SUCH GREAT 869 00:33:04,689 --> 00:33:08,689 FRIENDS. 870 00:33:08,689 --> 00:33:12,206 CHRISTIAN HAS CANCER. 871 00:33:12,206 --> 00:33:13,482 AND WE WON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME 872 00:33:13,482 --> 00:33:16,379 TOGETHER. MAYBE 6 MONTHS TO 873 00:33:16,379 --> 00:33:17,344 A YEAR. 874 00:33:17,344 --> 00:33:20,448 >> OH, SWEETIE. 875 00:33:20,448 --> 00:33:23,620 >> I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH. 876 00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:27,034 >> NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE. 877 00:33:27,034 --> 00:33:31,344 A MAN, A DOCTOR WITH HIS LOOKS. 878 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:34,275 >> WHAT? MARRYING ME? 879 00:33:34,275 --> 00:33:36,206 >> THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. 880 00:33:36,206 --> 00:33:37,482 >> OK. OK, MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL 881 00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:38,344 GO. 882 00:33:38,344 --> 00:33:39,379 >> NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, PLEASE. 883 00:33:39,379 --> 00:33:43,448 NO, DON'T. 884 00:33:43,448 --> 00:33:46,103 MY WHOLE LIFE YOU MADE ME FEEL 885 00:33:46,103 --> 00:33:47,310 LIKE SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH 886 00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:49,310 ME. I WASN'T AS PRETTY AS 887 00:33:49,310 --> 00:33:52,034 CHRISTY SHERMAN OR AS FEMININE 888 00:33:52,034 --> 00:33:53,689 AS KELLY PETERSON. I LAUGHED TOO 889 00:33:53,689 --> 00:33:55,551 LOUD, I WAS AWKWARD, I WAS 890 00:33:55,551 --> 00:33:58,310 CLUMSY. YOU CALLED ME YOUR UGLY 891 00:33:58,310 --> 00:34:01,689 DUCKLING. AND I BELIEVED YOU. 892 00:34:01,689 --> 00:34:03,448 >> THAT WAS A JOKE, AND YOU 893 00:34:03,448 --> 00:34:04,689 KNOW IT. 894 00:34:04,689 --> 00:34:05,758 >> DID I? YOU COULD NEVER SEE ME 895 00:34:05,758 --> 00:34:08,068 FOR WHAT I WAS. IT WAS ALWAYS 896 00:34:08,068 --> 00:34:09,793 WHAT I WASN'T. IT DIDN'T MATTER 897 00:34:09,793 --> 00:34:11,137 THAT I WAS FUNNY, THAT I WAS 898 00:34:11,137 --> 00:34:12,758 SMART. THE TRUTH BE TOLD, IF YOU 899 00:34:12,758 --> 00:34:16,137 COULD REPLACE ME WITH CHRISTY 900 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,310 OR KELLY, YOU WOULD HAVE DONE 901 00:34:18,310 --> 00:34:19,413 IT, WOULDN'T YOU HAVE? 902 00:34:19,413 --> 00:34:21,620 >> YOU WEREN'T EXACTLY AN EASY 903 00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:23,206 CHILD, LIZZY. 904 00:34:23,206 --> 00:34:25,034 >> HOW COULD I BE? I WAS 905 00:34:25,034 --> 00:34:26,448 FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE, AND THE 906 00:34:26,448 --> 00:34:29,379 ONLY ONE ON MY SIDE WAS ME. 907 00:34:29,379 --> 00:34:31,206 IF PEOPLE MADE FUN OF ME, WHAT 908 00:34:31,206 --> 00:34:33,586 DID YOU DO? YOU TOLD ME TO LOSE 909 00:34:33,586 --> 00:34:36,241 WEIGHT, STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR. 910 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,413 IS IT ANY WONDER THAT I SPEND 911 00:34:37,413 --> 00:34:39,482 MY LIFE SURGICALLY ALTERING 912 00:34:39,482 --> 00:34:41,310 PEOPLE WHO HATE THEMSELVES 913 00:34:41,310 --> 00:34:44,758 BECAUSE THEY DO NOT MEASURE UP? 914 00:34:44,758 --> 00:34:46,344 IF IT WASN'T FOR THE PEOPLE 915 00:34:46,344 --> 00:34:50,068 IN THIS ROOM, I WOULD HAVE 916 00:34:50,068 --> 00:34:52,413 NO SELF-IMAGE AT ALL. 917 00:34:52,413 --> 00:34:56,448 THESE WOMEN LOVE ME. 918 00:34:56,448 --> 00:34:57,344 AND A FEW OF THEM HAVE EVEN 919 00:34:57,344 --> 00:35:00,137 SHARED MY BED. OH, YES, THAT'S 920 00:35:00,137 --> 00:35:02,448 RIGHT, MOMMY. OH, I'M SO SORRY 921 00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:04,000 IF THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU CONSIDER 922 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,413 NORMAL. BUT MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE 923 00:35:05,413 --> 00:35:06,655 YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE OF LOVING 924 00:35:06,655 --> 00:35:08,620 ANYONE. NOT EVEN YOUR OWN 925 00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:12,068 DAUGHTER. 926 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:15,310 I DON'T WANT YOU AT MY WEDDING. 927 00:35:15,310 --> 00:35:16,310 I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU IN THIS 928 00:35:16,310 --> 00:35:18,551 I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU IN THIS ROOM ANYMORE. 929 00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:30,413 ROOM ANYMORE. 930 00:35:30,413 --> 00:35:32,344 ROOM ANYMORE. [DOOR SLAMS] 931 00:35:32,344 --> 00:35:33,448 [DOOR SLAMS] 932 00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:35,758 [VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING] 933 00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:37,068 >> MAKE SURE YOU GET UNDER THE 934 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:38,206 CUSHIONS, TOO. I THINK HE 935 00:35:38,206 --> 00:35:39,586 CONSUMMATED IT THERE. 936 00:35:39,586 --> 00:35:40,517 >> I'D LIKE TO PAY FOR THE 937 00:35:40,517 --> 00:35:42,551 CLEANING, IF I MAY. 938 00:35:42,551 --> 00:35:43,448 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING 939 00:35:43,448 --> 00:35:44,448 IN MY OFFICE? 940 00:35:44,448 --> 00:35:45,344 >> I REALIZED I LEFT BEHIND MY 941 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:48,068 THINGS, AND I ALSO WANTED TO 942 00:35:48,068 --> 00:35:49,068 RETURN THIS TO YOU. 943 00:35:49,068 --> 00:35:49,793 >> YOU COULD HAVE MAILED THEM 944 00:35:49,793 --> 00:35:50,655 IN. 945 00:35:50,655 --> 00:35:51,655 >> I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT YOU OUT 946 00:35:51,655 --> 00:35:53,275 ANYMORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE. 947 00:35:53,275 --> 00:35:54,448 >> YOU REALLY WANTED TO HELP ME? 948 00:35:54,448 --> 00:35:55,379 YOU COULD HAVE FOUND ME ANOTHER 949 00:35:55,379 --> 00:35:56,413 REPLACEMENT. I'M GETTING MARRIED 950 00:35:56,413 --> 00:35:57,724 IN TWO WEEKS. 951 00:35:57,724 --> 00:36:00,379 >> CONGRATULATIONS. I FEEL 952 00:36:00,379 --> 00:36:01,758 REALLY TERRIBLE THE WAY THINGS 953 00:36:01,758 --> 00:36:02,724 WORKED OUT. 954 00:36:02,724 --> 00:36:03,724 >> JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BANG 955 00:36:03,724 --> 00:36:04,724 THE RECEPTIONIST'S DESK ON THE 956 00:36:04,724 --> 00:36:06,068 WAY OUT. 957 00:36:06,068 --> 00:36:07,137 >> EXCUSE ME. YOU'RE NOT USING 958 00:36:07,137 --> 00:36:08,344 ANY TOXIC CHEMICALS ON HER, 959 00:36:08,344 --> 00:36:11,344 ANY TOXIC CHEMICALS ON HER, ARE YOU? 960 00:36:11,344 --> 00:36:31,206 ARE YOU? 961 00:36:31,206 --> 00:36:32,206 >> IF I'D KNOWN YOU WERE GONNA 962 00:36:32,206 --> 00:36:33,689 LOOK LIKE SOFIA LOREN, I'D TAKEN 963 00:36:33,689 --> 00:36:35,517 BETTER CARE OF MYSELF. 964 00:36:35,517 --> 00:36:42,172 >> I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 965 00:36:42,172 --> 00:36:43,586 >> LOOK, I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS 966 00:36:43,586 --> 00:36:48,310 WRONG. I'M SORRY. 967 00:36:48,310 --> 00:36:51,206 TITO WAS A STUPID IDEA. 968 00:36:51,206 --> 00:36:52,758 CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME, DOLL? 969 00:36:52,758 --> 00:36:54,000 >> I CAN NEVER BUY MEAT THERE 970 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,137 AGAIN. I'M NOT JUST A POSSESSION 971 00:36:57,137 --> 00:36:58,793 YOU CAN GIVE AWAY TO THE TOWN 972 00:36:58,793 --> 00:37:01,068 BUTCHER. I'M WORTH MORE THAN 973 00:37:01,068 --> 00:37:02,103 THAT, MANNY. 974 00:37:02,103 --> 00:37:04,379 >> I KNOW THAT, BABY. 975 00:37:04,379 --> 00:37:05,517 YOU DESERVE THE BEST. 976 00:37:05,517 --> 00:37:09,068 >> YES, SHE DOES. 977 00:37:09,068 --> 00:37:12,068 I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY SEE THAT. 978 00:37:12,068 --> 00:37:13,137 >> AND THE BEST IS WHAT YOU'RE 979 00:37:13,137 --> 00:37:16,793 GONNA GET FROM NOW ON. 980 00:37:16,793 --> 00:37:21,551 ANTHONY... 981 00:37:21,551 --> 00:37:24,034 ANTHONY... LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU. 982 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:33,724 LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU. 983 00:37:33,724 --> 00:37:39,068 >> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 984 00:37:39,068 --> 00:37:41,137 >> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. THESE ARE FOR YOU. 985 00:37:41,137 --> 00:37:46,241 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 986 00:37:46,241 --> 00:37:51,517 >> SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 987 00:37:51,517 --> 00:37:55,586 >> WELL, MANNY... 988 00:37:55,586 --> 00:37:58,689 >> WELL, MANNY... IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 989 00:37:58,689 --> 00:38:34,551 IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 990 00:38:34,551 --> 00:38:35,517 >> SHE'LL FORGET ME WITHIN A 991 00:38:35,517 --> 00:38:37,103 MONTH AFTER I'M DEAD. 992 00:38:37,103 --> 00:38:38,517 >> PEOPLE AREN'T LIKE FURNITURE. 993 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:39,586 THEY'RE NOT THAT EASY TO 994 00:38:39,586 --> 00:38:41,517 THEY'RE NOT THAT EASY TO REPLACE. 995 00:38:41,517 --> 00:38:46,758 REPLACE. 996 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,000 >> REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU? 997 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,655 YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT? 998 00:38:49,655 --> 00:38:52,000 YEAH, ARE YOU SURE? 999 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,655 ARE YOU SURE? OK. I'M GONNA GO 1000 00:38:53,655 --> 00:38:54,620 OVER THERE AND YOU COME OVER TO 1001 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:56,620 ME AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, OK? 1002 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:57,620 >> OK. 1003 00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:59,724 >> OK. 1004 00:38:59,724 --> 00:39:06,344 OK. READY? COME ON OVER. 1005 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,275 >> I THINK WE HAVE AN EXPERT. 1006 00:39:08,275 --> 00:39:09,448 I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD. 1007 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,034 NOW YOU KNOW, THE RING BEARER, 1008 00:39:11,034 --> 00:39:12,655 THAT'S A VERY IMPORTANT JOB. 1009 00:39:12,655 --> 00:39:13,551 >> OK. 1010 00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:14,724 >> YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT? 1011 00:39:14,724 --> 00:39:15,689 >> HELL YEAH. 1012 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:18,379 >> HELL YEAH? ALL RIGHT! 1013 00:39:18,379 --> 00:39:19,758 SO LISTEN TO ME THEN, WHY DON'T 1014 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:21,275 YOU PRACTICE A LITTLE BIT MORE? 1015 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:22,034 >> OK. 1016 00:39:22,034 --> 00:39:24,586 >> OK. KISSY KISS. 1017 00:39:24,586 --> 00:39:29,551 THANK YOU. GO. 1018 00:39:29,551 --> 00:39:30,689 YOUR MOM REALLY SHOULD SEE HIM 1019 00:39:30,689 --> 00:39:32,310 WALKING DOWN THE AISLE. 1020 00:39:32,310 --> 00:39:33,517 >> OH, PLEASE DON'T START WITH 1021 00:39:33,517 --> 00:39:36,241 ME, CHRISTIAN. I'M HAVING A HARD 1022 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:39,620 ENOUGH TIME AS IT IS. 1023 00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:40,620 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET MARRIED, 1024 00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:42,034 BUT IF I DID, I WAS PRETTY SURE 1025 00:39:42,034 --> 00:39:43,379 THAT MY MOM WOULD STILL BE THERE 1026 00:39:43,379 --> 00:39:44,724 IF SHE WAS ALIVE. 1027 00:39:44,724 --> 00:39:46,275 >> SHE CALLED YOU AT LEAST? 1028 00:39:46,275 --> 00:39:48,689 >> YEAH. BUT MY DECISION IS 1029 00:39:48,689 --> 00:39:51,275 FINAL. SHE'S NOT INVITED. 1030 00:39:51,275 --> 00:39:52,275 >> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA NEED 1031 00:39:52,275 --> 00:39:56,137 HER WHEN I'M GONE. 1032 00:39:56,137 --> 00:39:59,758 >> MAYBE. BUT I DON'T NEED HER 1033 00:39:59,758 --> 00:40:02,655 NOW. SHE'S BEEN REPLACED. 1034 00:40:02,655 --> 00:40:03,655 >> OH, YEAH? 1035 00:40:03,655 --> 00:40:06,103 >> YES. YOU GUYS ARE MY FAMILY. 1036 00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:07,620 >> WELL HEY THERE, BUDDY. 1037 00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:08,586 YOU WANNA GET IN THE MIDDLE 1038 00:40:08,586 --> 00:40:10,034 OF THIS? YOU DO? 1039 00:40:10,034 --> 00:40:12,448 ALL RIGHT. 1040 00:40:12,448 --> 00:40:14,000 >> OH, LITTLE WILBER SANDWICH, 1041 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,620 HUH? LITTLE HUG. COME ON, 1042 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:20,689 SQUEEZE IT IN. 1043 00:40:20,689 --> 00:40:22,517 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1044 00:40:22,517 --> 00:40:25,206 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. [INDISTINCT VOICES] 1045 00:40:25,206 --> 00:40:36,068 [INDISTINCT VOICES] 1046 00:40:36,068 --> 00:40:37,551 >> I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING. 1047 00:40:37,551 --> 00:40:39,689 >> HA HA HA! 1048 00:40:39,689 --> 00:40:41,517 >> KEEP SMOKING AND KEEP GOING. 1049 00:40:41,517 --> 00:40:42,517 >> CHRISTIAN, IF YOU'D HAVE PUT 1050 00:40:42,517 --> 00:40:43,689 THE MONEY YOU SCORED THIS WEED 1051 00:40:43,689 --> 00:40:45,137 WITH TOWARD THE BILL, WE'D 1052 00:40:45,137 --> 00:40:46,517 MADE THE PAYMENT. 1053 00:40:46,517 --> 00:40:50,655 >> WELL...ALL WE HEAR IS... 1054 00:40:50,655 --> 00:40:52,068 [COUGHING] 1055 00:40:52,068 --> 00:40:53,172 >> OH, MY GOD, WE'RE ON THE 1056 00:40:53,172 --> 00:40:54,344 CAMERA, GUYS. WE'LL ALL BE IN 1057 00:40:54,344 --> 00:40:57,689 THE DARK. 1058 00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,034 >> WHAT'S THIS? 1059 00:40:59,034 --> 00:41:00,137 >> I WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL 1060 00:41:00,137 --> 00:41:02,517 AND BE A PEDIATRICIAN ONCE... 1061 00:41:02,517 --> 00:41:03,413 >> FEELS LIKE I'M LOSING 1062 00:41:03,413 --> 00:41:04,655 EVERYONE. 1063 00:41:04,655 --> 00:41:05,724 >> BABY, BABY! 1064 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,068 >> I WAS OUT OF FOCUS. 1065 00:41:07,068 --> 00:41:08,724 I'M SETTING IT ON THE RIGHT. 1066 00:41:08,724 --> 00:41:15,034 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1067 00:41:15,034 --> 00:41:16,758 >> I PROMISE THAT YOU WON'T LOSE 1068 00:41:16,758 --> 00:41:18,068 ME. 1069 00:41:18,068 --> 00:41:18,793 >> CHRISTIAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT 1070 00:41:18,793 --> 00:41:20,344 OUT OF YOUR LIFE? 1071 00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:21,586 >> I KNOW THAT I CAN'T REPLACE 1072 00:41:21,586 --> 00:41:25,103 THEM. BUT THAT'S THE BEST I HAVE 1073 00:41:25,103 --> 00:41:29,724 TO OFFER. 1074 00:41:29,724 --> 00:41:33,379 >> IT'S A LOT. 1075 00:41:33,379 --> 00:41:34,758 >> AND A KICKING-ASS PRACTICE 1076 00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:36,413 WITH SEAN WHERE WE MAKE WOMEN 1077 00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:43,172 FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. 1078 00:41:43,172 --> 00:41:44,344 >> I WANT YOU. 1079 00:41:44,344 --> 00:41:46,344 >> AWW... 1080 00:41:46,344 --> 00:41:48,068 >> I WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE'S LIVES 1081 00:41:48,068 --> 00:41:49,689 BETTER. I WANT TO MAKE A 1082 00:41:49,689 --> 00:41:52,137 BETTER. I WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 69298

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