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>> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK"...
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UGH!
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I AM NOT READY TO OPERATE! THE
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CERVICAL NERVES ARE STILL
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INFLAMED, AND MY HANDS AREN'T
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WHAT THEY WERE. WHERE'S YOUR
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PARTNER?
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>> I PREFER TO WORK ALONE.
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>> VERY NICE.
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>> ARE YOU A DOCTOR?
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>> I'M YOUR HUSBAND.
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>> I CAN'T WALK. IT'S HARD.
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>> SO IS STAGE II BREAST CANCER!
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>> WHAT DOES BREAST CANCER HAVE
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TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
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TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
>> I HAVE IT.
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>> I HAVE IT.
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>> LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I DON'T
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LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
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>> RAJ. I'M VERY SORRY ABOUT
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THAT. DR. PARESH IS NEW HERE,
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I'M AFRAID, AND A LITTLE
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OVERZEALOUS.
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>> MISS SHELLY, TELL US WHAT
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YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
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>> IT'S MR. SHELLY FOR STARTERS.
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>> [SNORTS]
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YOU ARE A MAN.
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>> SEAN COULD YOU SEND GUNGA
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DIN OUT FOR SOME WATER, PLEASE?
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>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'RE USED
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TO IT, AREN'T WE, TRACEY?
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>> I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY
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TIMES WE'VE BEEN MISTAKEN FOR
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SISTERS OVER THE PAST FEW
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YEARS, EVEN LESBIANS.
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>> WHAT WE ARE IS HORSE PEOPLE.
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WE HAVE A RANCH UP IN SANTA
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CLARITA. THE RANCH HANDS HAVE
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TAKEN TO CALLING ME "MA'AM"
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BEHIND MY BACK.
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>> BUT YOU'RE GENERALLY IN GOOD
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HEALTH.
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>> NEVER BEEN SICK A DAY IN MY
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LIFE, BUT I TURNED 45, AND
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SUDDENLY, ALL MY MUSCLES HAVE
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TURNED TO JELLY, MY TUMMY IS
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ALL FLAB, AND I'VE GOT JOWLS
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LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER.
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>> HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED A
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DECREASE IN YOUR SEX DRIVE?
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>> NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT. JUST
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BEING HONEST, HONEY.
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>> HOT FLASHES, IRRITABILITY?
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>> OH, MY LORD. YOU'RE GOING
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THROUGH THE CHANGE.
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>> ACTUALLY, A GRADUAL DECREASE
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IN TESTOSTERONE CAN CAUSE
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A HORMONAL CONDITION SIMILAR TO
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THOSE EXPERIENCED BY WOMEN.
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>> IT IS CALLED ANDROPAUSE,
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FROM THE GREEK, "ANDRO" MEANING
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MALE, "PAUSE" MEANING STOP.
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>> THERE ARE VARIOUS FORMS OF
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TESTOSTERONE
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REPLACEMENT--INJECTIONS, CREAMS.
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>> AND RISK CANCER? SHIT. I'D
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RATHER TURN INTO A GIRL.
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>> WHICH, IN FACT, IS A
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DISTINCT POSSIBILITY HORMONALLY
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SPEAKING. CHEMOTHERAPY CAN
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PRODUCE TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT
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STERILITY IN MEN BECAUSE OF THE
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EFFECT UPON THE TESTES. ASK DR.
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CHRISTIAN TROY.
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>> DR. PARESH.
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>> IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL
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RIGHT, SEAN.
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>> I, UH--I WAS RECENTLY
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DIAGNOSED WITH BREAST CANCER. I
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KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT
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HORMONE THERAPIES.
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>> YOU POOR MAN. I'M SO SORRY.
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>> WELL, MR. SHELLY, WE CAN
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CERTAINLY GIVE YOU MORE
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DEFINITION IN YOUR JAW LINE,
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TIGHTEN UP YOUR CHEEKS, GIVE
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YOU SOME PEC IMPLANTS.
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>> NO OFFENSE HERE, DOCTOR,
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BUT--HEH HEH--WHO THE HECK IS
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GONNA DO THE SURGERY? I MEAN,
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YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR, AND
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HE'S GETTING CHEMO, AND HOW OLD
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ARE YOU, SON?
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>> 17, BUT I AM A GENIUS.
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>> MR. SHELLY, REGARDLESS OF
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WHAT DR. McNAMARA AND I ARE
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GOING THROUGH, I ASSURE YOU
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THAT WE CAN MAKE YOU LOOK AS
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VIRILE AND MASCULINE AS THE MAN
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VIRILE AND MASCULINE AS THE MAN
YOU ARE INSIDE.
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YOU ARE INSIDE.
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>> ♪ AH
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>> ♪ AH
MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL
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MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL
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MAKE ME
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A PERFECT SOUL
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A PERFECT MIND
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A PERFECT FACE
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A PERFECT FACE
A PERFECT LIE ♪
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A PERFECT LIE ♪
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>> HAD PROBABLY BEEN ON FOR
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ABOUT AN HOUR AND SOAKING WET,
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AND THERE WERE TWO OF MY
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NEIGHBORS WALKED OVER...
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>> THIS MIGHT STING AS IT
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ENTERS THE SYSTEM.
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>> WHERE'S THE CALL BUTTON?
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>> I'M NEARBY. DON'T WORRY.
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>> WHEN IS THE NAUSEA MOST
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LIKELY--
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>> LIZZIE. LIZZIE, LIZZIE, I'M
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A BIG BOY, OK? I'LL ASK THE
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QUESTIONS.
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>> I MEAN, REALLY, WHEN'S THE
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LAST TIME I--YOU KNOW, TO JUST
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TAKE A LOOK AT NATURE, JUST TO
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REALLY, FULLY TAKE IT IN? YOU
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KNOW, THE OTHER DAY, I DECIDED
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TO LAY DOWN ON THE GRASS FOR A
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WHILE AND JUST LOOK UP AT THE
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WHILE AND JUST LOOK UP AT THE
SKY.
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SKY.
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>> STOP IT. YOU'VE BEEN A
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LESBIAN SO LONG, YOU FORGOT
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THAT MEN DON'T LIKE TO BE
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PATTED WHEN YOU'RE PUKING.
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>> GOT YOU.
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>> OHH. SHIT! I HATE VOMITING.
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>> IT MEANS THAT IT'S WORKING,
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DOLL.
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>> THAT'S AN URBAN MYTH. WHAT
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ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T NEED A
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MOMMY, I DON'T WANT A MOMMY.
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STOP BEING MY MOMMY!
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WILL YOU GET ME SOME WATER,
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PLEASE?
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>> WHERE'S YOUR TOY? OH. HERE.
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HMM? THERE YOU GO. NOW YOU CAN
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FOCUS ON WHAT REALLY COUNTS,
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RIGHT, PICKING UP SOME BABES IN
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THE PARK, HMM?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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>> HEY.
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>> OH, HEY. UM, LOOK. MOMMY'S
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HERE. HUH? ARE YOU READY TO GO
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DO SOME SWINGING?
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>> HI. OHH.
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>> I MADE SOME PASTA. IT'S IN
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THE FRIDGE AND SOME JUICE BOXES
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THERE IF YOU WANT TO GRAB A
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COUPLE.
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>> DO YOU NEED SOME, UH--
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>> NO, NO, NO. I GOT IT. I'M OK.
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>> LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE REALLY
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MASTERED THAT THING.
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>> IT'S NOT HARD ONCE YOU GET
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USED TO IT. HOW'S OLIVIA?
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>> GREAT. SHE'S REALLY TAKING
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CARE OF ME.
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>> AND HOW ARE YOU?
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>> THE DOCTOR SAID IT WILL TAKE
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AS LONG AS IT TAKES, THAT I
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SHOULDN'T EXPECT ANY MIRACLES.
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SOME THINGS ARE COMING BACK,
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ALTHOUGH I DON'T REMEMBER THE
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ACTUAL INCIDENT, BUT, YOU KNOW,
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CHILDHOOD MEMORIES AND MY
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GRANDPARENTS, RELATIVES, OUR
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GRANDPARENTS, RELATIVES, OUR
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YEARS TOGETHER.
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>> I KNOW YOU'RE STILL MAD AT
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ME. MATT TOLD ME.
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>> I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
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YOU'D LIE TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU
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KNOW, TELL ME WE WERE STILL
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MARRIED.
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>> I GUESS AT THE TIME IT JUST
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SEEMED LIKE IT WOULD HELP.
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SEEMED LIKE IT WOULD HELP.
>> WHO? YOU OR ME?
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>> WHO? YOU OR ME?
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>> OLIVIA'S WORKING LATE ALL
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WEEK. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
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WEEK. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD A GOOD HOME-COOKED MEAL?
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YOU HAD A GOOD HOME-COOKED MEAL?
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT? YOU
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HAVEN'T LOST ANY HAIR FROM THE
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CHEMO YET.
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>> YOU'D LIKE TO SEE ME BALD?
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>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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>> DID YOU KNOW THAT 17% OF
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CANCER PATIENTS DON'T ACTUALLY
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USE THEIR HAIR? THAT'S GONNA BE
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ME, BUDDY BOY. I AM STRONGER
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THAN ANY OF THAT CHEMICAL
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BULLSHIT THEY CAN DISH AT ME.
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SO, PAL, EVEN ON CHEMO, I'M
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GONNA BE BETTER-LOOKING THAN
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YOU.
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>> DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE. I WAS
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JUST MAKING CONVERSATION.
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WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID WAS I
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FEEL TERRIBLE YOU'RE GOING
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THROUGH THIS, BUT I'M HERE FOR
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YOU, WHATEVER YOU NEED.
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>> I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I
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NEED YOUR HELP. I'M FINE.
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>> YOU DON'T LOOK FINE. WHY
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DON'T YOU TAKE THE DAY OFF?
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>> WE HAVE A PATIENT. YOU'RE
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SURE AS SHIT NOT GONNA OPERATE,
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ARE YOU?
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>> RAJ IS HERE. I'M ASSISTING.
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>> YOU'RE RIDICULOUS, ALL
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RIGHT? PLUS, LOOK. I NEED TO
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WORK, OK? YOU NEED A HAND
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WHEELING YOURSELF OUT OF HERE,
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KILLER?
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KILLER?
>> NO. I'M FINE, PAL.
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>> NO. I'M FINE, PAL.
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>> ♪ WHEN I'M IN TROUBLE
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OR OUT OF STEP
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THERE'S ONE THING
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HELPS ME TO FORGET
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WONDER WHAT I'M THINKING
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BUT IT'S PLAIN TO SEE
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I'M NOT THE MAN
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I USED TO BE... ♪
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>> SOON, IT WILL BE YOU IN HIS
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PLACE, DR. CHRISTIAN TROY, AND
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ME IN YOURS. MAY I SAY THAT IT
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WILL BE AN HONOR TO DO YOUR
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RECONSTRUCTION.
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>> CHRISTIAN AND I HAVEN'T
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ACTUALLY DISCUSSED YOU
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PERFORMING THE SURGERY, RAJ.
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>> THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S
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NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. YOU'RE
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DOING IT, ALL RIGHT? JESUS
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CHRIST! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY
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TIT HERE. I WANT THE BEST.
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>> I CAN'T OPERATE IN THIS
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CHAIR.
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>> WELL, I WILL RIG THE TABLE
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SO THAT YOU CAN REACH IT. I
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MEAN, JESUS, SEAN. A LITTLE
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HELP HERE, LINDA. I MEAN, WHO
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CRANKED UP THE HEAT IN HERE?
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WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE IT
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FEEL LIKE SWEET HOME CALCUTTA?
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>> NO ONE TOUCHES THE
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THERMOSTAT IN HERE BUT ME.
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>> I'M SICK AND TIRED OF
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TALKING ABOUT YOU AND THAT
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CHAIR. COULD YOU PASS ME A
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CHAIR. COULD YOU PASS ME A
TRAY, PLEASE, LINDA?
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TRAY, PLEASE, LINDA?
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WHEW! OK. WHO WANTS TO CLOSE?
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>> ♪ I'M NOT THE MAN
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I USED TO BE ♪
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>> THERE YOU GO.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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>> ARE YOU EXPECTING A PLAY
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DATE, GLORIA?
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>> UH, NO. WILBER AND I GO TO
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THE PARK, MR. CHRISTIAN.
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>> OH.
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>> OH.
[KNOCKING]
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[KNOCKING]
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>> HI.
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>> OH, HELLO.
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>> WHERE'S MATT? TUESDAY'S HIS
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DAY TO WATCH JENNA.
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>> WELL, YOU'RE A LITTLE EARLY
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BECAUSE IT'S MONDAY.
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>> WHAT? YOU'RE KIDDING.
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>> NO.
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>> NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. I
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CAN'T CANCEL MY MASSAGE,
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CHRISTIAN. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
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HOW TENSE I'VE BEEN?
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>> SURE. WELL, YOU KNOW,
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GRANDPA CAN TAKE CARE OF HER.
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>> NO. SHE CAN'T BE AROUND YOU.
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WHAT IF SHE CATCHES SOMETHING?
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>> WHAT?
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>> AH, GLORIA. GLORIA, RIGHT?
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IS THAT YOUR NAME? HI. UM, HOW
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A LITTLE
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EXTRA DINERO RIGHT NOW? YEAH?
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IF YOU COULD WATCH MY DAUGHTER
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TILL I GET BACK FROM MY
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APPOINTMENT, I WILL GIVE YOU
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DOS--DOS HUNDRED DOLLARS. IS
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THAT FAIR?
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>> UH-HUH.
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>> OK. GREAT. HERE WE GO.
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>> OH, LITTLE CORAZON.
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>> OH, YES. OK. HERE WE GO.
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HERE'S HER BAG. OK.
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>> AND THE MONEY?
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>> OH. MONEY, YES. VERY GOOD.
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THERE YOU GO. OK. YES.
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GOOD-BYE. HERE WE GO.
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>> COME ON, WILBER.
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>> SEE YOU LATER, WILBER.
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>> SEE YOU. YOU BE A GOOD BOY,
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ALL RIGHT?
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>> I'M SORRY ABOUT THE JENNA
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THING. YOU UNDERSTAND. I
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JUST--I WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR
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HER. DO YOU HAVE ANY WATER? OH.
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I NEED TO START FLUSHING MY
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TOXINS RIGHT NOW. I'M EXHAUSTED.
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>> I UNDERSTAND. IN FACT, I'VE
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NEVER SEEN YOU THIS TENSE.
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>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I MEAN,
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MAYBE A LITTLE BIT WITH THE
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CANCER, BUT BEING A
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MOTHER--THERE'S NOTHING MORE
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STRESSFUL.
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>> I BET.
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AND WITH EDEN LIVING WITH YOU
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AND RAM, I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT
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GETTING THE ATTENTION YOU NEED.
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>> MM. YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TO
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DO.
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>> THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A REAL
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MAN.
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I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT.
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>> YEAH?
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>> YEAH.
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>> YEAH.
>> YOU'RE A REAL MAN, BABY.
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>> YOU'RE A REAL MAN, BABY.
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>> UH-UH-UH-UH. LEAVE IT ON.
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>> REAL MEN HAVE SCARS.
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>> REAL MEN HAVE SCARS.
>> HEH.
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>> HEH.
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>> HEH. I'M SORRY. THAT'S
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DISGUSTING.
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>> WHAT?
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>> IT'S--IT'S DISGUSTING, AND
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I'M NOT SURPRISED BECAUSE YOU,
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WITH ALL OF YOUR SELF-LOATHING
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AND THE WAY YOU'VE TREATED
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PEOPLE, I MEAN, NO WONDER YOU
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PULLED THAT IN.
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>> I DID WHAT?
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>> YOU DID THIS. IT'S KARMA,
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CHRISTIAN. IT'S A BITCH.
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>> ARE YOU GLOATING AT THE FACT
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THAT I HAVE CANCER? GET OUT OF
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HERE.
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>> I BET THAT MADE YOU FEEL
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LIKE A REAL MAN NOW, HUH,
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THROWING ME AROUND LIKE THAT? I
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FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, CHRISTIAN.
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I DO, BUT WHEN YOU LOOK AT ALL
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THE EMOTIONAL SCARS YOU'VE LEFT
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ON OTHER WOMEN OVER THE YEARS...
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I'M SURPRISED THAT THIS DIDN'T
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I'M SURPRISED THAT THIS DIDN'T
HAPPEN TO YOU SOONER.
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HAPPEN TO YOU SOONER.
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>> YOU'RE A GREAT CANDIDATE FOR
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LIPOSUCTION, MISS TAYLOR. THE
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INCISIONS WILL BE VERY SMALL, I
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PROMISE. YOUR CO-WORKERS WON'T
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NOTICE A THING EXCEPT HOW MUCH
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BETTER YOU LOOK OF COURSE.
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>> SO IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU
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TAKE NAPROXEN AND CELEBREX FOR
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ARTHRITIS, TAGAMET FOR
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GERD--AHEM--AND LIOTRIX FOR
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HYPOTHYROIDISM? WOW. OK. AND
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YOU TAKE TAGAMET EVERY DAY?
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>> YES. UH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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>> OK. UM, I'M GONNA--I'M GONNA
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HAVE TO LOOK THIS UP JUST
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BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE THAT YOU
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SHOULD BE TAKING ALL THESE
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IF--OK. LET'S JUST--LET'S MOVE
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ON FOR A SECOND. UM, YOUR
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FACE-LIFT. SO I CAN EASILY
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REMOVE YOUR BROWN LINES WITH
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INJECTIONS OF BOTOX HERE AND
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HERE AND PULL BACK HERE AND
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HERE.
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>> THAT HURTS!
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>> OK. STOP.
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>> I'M SORR--I'M SORRY.
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>> ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK MY
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SKIN WITH THAT THING? THIS
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ISN'T WORTH $15 AN HOUR.
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>> SHE'S A REAL LIVE PERSON,
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DR. PENDELL, NOT JUST SOME BODY
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ON A TABLE. YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE
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TO TALK TO HER, YOU HAVE TO
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LISTEN TO HER. WHAT'S YOUR
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NAME, MA'AM?
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>> LILA RUSOVIC.
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>> MS. RUSOVIC, THANK YOU SO
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MUCH FOR COMING TODAY. I KNOW
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IT'S NOT MUCH MONEY FOR YOUR
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TIME, BUT IT REALLY HELPS THE
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STUDENTS TO PRACTICE THEIR
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CONSULTATIONS.
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>> THAT'S OK. I ENJOY THE
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ROLE-PLAYING. IT'S MORE FUN
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THAN SITTING AROUND WATCHING
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THE SOAPS ALL DAY.
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>> WELL, GOOD. LET'S TALK ABOUT
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YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS BEFORE WE
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TALK ABOUT THE OPERATION. HOW
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LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS THYROID
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PROBLEM?
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>> 4 YEARS.
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>> OK. HAVE YOU BEEN ON
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THE LIOTRIX THE WHOLE TIME?
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>> I WAS IN AWE AT THE WAY YOU
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CONNECTED WITH THAT WOMAN.
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>> OHH! YOU'RE CONNECTING NOW,
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DAPHNE!
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>> I CAN TAKE GOOD CARE OF
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PEOPLE.
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>> YES, YOU CAN.
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>> I KNOW I CAN.
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>> YOU CAN.
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>> OH, GOD, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
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YOU'RE A BIG BOY. OH, YEAH, MY
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BABY. MY BIG, BEAUTIFUL BABY
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BOY. OHH!
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>> OH, MY GOD. OHH.
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>> OH, MY GOD. OHH.
>> [GROANING]
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>> [GROANING]
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OH, PLEASE, MOMMY.
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>> WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON
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HERE? JESUS, RAJ. YOU'RE A
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PHYSICIAN. THIS IS A PLACE OF
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BUSINESS.
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>> BACK OFF, DOC HOLIDAY. I WAS
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JUST THANKING RAJI FOR THE
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BANG-UP JOB HE DID ON GENE.
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>> WELL, NEXT TIME, BUY HIM A
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MUFFIN BASKET. DO YOU HAVE ANY
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IDEA WHAT KIND OF A LAWSUIT
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WE'D BE FACING IF GENE FOUND
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OUT ABOUT THIS?
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>> YOU'RE ALL DOWN BUT 9,
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DOCTOR.
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>> WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
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>> IT MEANS YOU'RE MISSING THE
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POINT. NOT A WHOLE LOT TO DO UP
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IN HORSE COUNTRY EXCEPT RIDE
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AND SCREW. TRACE AND I, WE LIKE
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TO STAY OPEN-MINDED.
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>> WELL, NEXT TIME, OPEN YOUR
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MINDS AND YOUR MOUTHS SOMEWHERE
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ELSE.
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>> YOU ARE TIGHT AS A SPRING.
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IF YOU DON'T RELEASE SOME OF
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THAT ENERGY YOU GOT GURGLING UP
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IN YOUR PANTS, YOU'RE GONNA
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GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
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>> PLEASE FORGIVE ME, DR.
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CHRISTIAN TROY. I HAVE NEVER
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EXPERIENCED A WOMAN BEFORE. IT
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WAS SO GLORIOUS.
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>> GO HOME, RAJ.
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>> GO HOME, RAJ.
>> [MUMBLES]
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>> [MUMBLES]
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>> LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE
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PRACTICALLY WALKING AGAIN.
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>> CAN YOU GRAB MY CHAIR?
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>> YEAH.
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>> LEAVE IT WHERE IT IS. I WANT
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TO SEE YOU WALK TO IT YOURSELF.
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5 STEPS WITHOUT THE BARS? YOU
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CAN DO IT.
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>> NO, I CAN'T. JUST BRING IT
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OVER, PLEASE.
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>> YOU WANT THE CHAIR AGAIN,
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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET IT
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ON YOUR OWN.
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>> I CAN--I CAN'T.
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>> COME ON, MAN. HE ALREADY
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WORE HIMSELF OUT. JUST BRING
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HIM THE CHAIR.
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>> YOUR MUSCLE MASS IS NORMAL,
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YOUR RANGE OF MOTION IS ABOVE
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AVERAGE. I'VE WORKED IN
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REHABILITATION FOR 9 YEARS. I
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KNOW WHEN SOMEONE IS READY TO
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WALK, AND I KNOW WHEN SOMEONE
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IS REFUSING TO.
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>> MATT, THE CHAIR.
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>> YOU CAN WALK!
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>> I NEED THE CHAIR!
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>> YOU CAN WALK! WALK, SEAN!
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>> YOU CAN WALK! WALK, SEAN!
WALK!
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WALK!
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>> OH, DAD! YOU OK? YOU'RE
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FIRED. GET OUT OF HERE.
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>> YOU'RE BABYING HIM.
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>> I SAID GET THE HELL OUT OF
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HERE! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
516
00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:47,586
YOU'RE DOING OR HOW TO TREAT
517
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,758
YOU'RE DOING OR HOW TO TREAT
PEOPLE, SO JUST GO!
518
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:54,758
PEOPLE, SO JUST GO!
519
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:58,724
HERE.
520
00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:00,413
IT'S OK, MAN. YOU'LL WALK WHEN
521
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:01,551
YOU'RE READY. YOU'RE DOING THE
522
00:19:01,551 --> 00:19:05,758
BEST YOU CAN. I KNOW THAT.
523
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:09,482
>> THANK YOU.
524
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,068
[WATER SLOSHING]
525
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:18,206
>> MM. I LOVE WASHING YOUR BODY.
526
00:19:18,206 --> 00:19:20,517
>> HMM.
527
00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:22,655
>> HMM.
>> HMM. HMM.
528
00:19:22,655 --> 00:19:29,586
>> HMM. HMM.
529
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:30,620
I WANT TO TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR
530
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:34,482
PAIN, ALL YOUR TRAUMA, ALL YOUR
531
00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:35,793
FEAR.
532
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:38,620
>> WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME, HUH?
533
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:39,551
COME ON.
534
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:43,172
>> AW, THE BIG, BAD MONSTER
535
00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:45,793
LADY TOOK AWAY ALL YOUR TRUST,
536
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,482
DIDN'T SHE?
537
00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:48,551
>> ACTUALLY, I'M DOING PRETTY
538
00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:51,310
FINE AT THE MOMENT.
539
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:54,310
>> SEAN, I HAVE AN IDEA.
540
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,517
>> WHAT?
541
00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:56,482
>> I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU NEED,
542
00:19:56,482 --> 00:20:00,482
BABY. COME HERE. PUT YOUR ARMS
543
00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:01,517
AROUND ME.
544
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:02,551
>> DAPHNE, TAKE YOUR CLOTHES
545
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:03,379
OFF.
546
00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:05,586
>> TRUST ME, BABY. TRUST ME.
547
00:20:05,586 --> 00:20:07,206
COME ON. PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND
548
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,448
MOMMY.
549
00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:09,344
>> OK.
550
00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:10,793
>> COME ON, BABY. HOLD ON. HOLD
551
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:15,172
ON TO MOMMY. OH, THERE YOU GO.
552
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:20,482
OH, THERE YOU GO. OH, BABY'S
553
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:22,586
OH, THERE YOU GO. OH, BABY'S
ALL CLEAN NOW. COME HERE.
554
00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:31,517
ALL CLEAN NOW. COME HERE.
555
00:20:31,517 --> 00:20:35,551
JUST ONE MORE THING. JUST THINK
556
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:38,379
HOW SOFT AND SMOOTH YOU'LL BE
557
00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:42,551
FOR MOMMY, HUH?
558
00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,517
>> SWEETIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
559
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:47,137
>> DON'T YOU TRUST ME? SHOW ME
560
00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:49,000
HOW BRAVE YOU ARE. YOU NEED TO
561
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:54,275
LEARN HOW TO TRUST AGAIN, BABY.
562
00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:55,482
OH. YOU LIKE THE FOAMY
563
00:20:55,482 --> 00:20:58,137
FRICTION? HA HA HA! OH, YES,
564
00:20:58,137 --> 00:21:01,413
YOU DO. NO, NO. STAY STILL.
565
00:21:01,413 --> 00:21:02,689
STAY VERY STILL. NO SUDDEN
566
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:05,551
MOVES SO MOMMY'S HAND WON'T
567
00:21:05,551 --> 00:21:09,724
SLIP. YOU ARE GONNA BE AS SOFT
568
00:21:09,724 --> 00:21:15,517
AND SMOOTH AS A BABY'S BOTTOM.
569
00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:17,068
>> [SIGHS]
570
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:22,620
>> THAT'S IT.
571
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:23,758
>> HEY, BABY.
572
00:21:23,758 --> 00:21:26,551
>> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
573
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:28,103
>> I'M KITTY. WE TALKED ON THE
574
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:28,724
PHONE.
575
00:21:28,724 --> 00:21:29,655
>> WE MAY HAVE TALKED ON THE
576
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:30,689
PHONE, BUT YOU'RE NOT KITTY,
577
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:31,620
NOT THE KITTY I SAW ON
578
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,137
CRAIGSLIST.
579
00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:35,000
>> YEAH. THAT PICTURE'S A FEW
580
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,448
YEARS OLD.
581
00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:41,551
>> HEH. AND OF SOMEONE ELSE.
582
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:45,793
>> LOOK, DUDE. I'M HERE, I HAVE
583
00:21:45,793 --> 00:21:47,620
A VAGINA. IT'S A PRETTY GOOD
584
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:50,344
ONE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, AND FOR
585
00:21:50,344 --> 00:21:52,000
300 BUCKS, YOU CAN PUT YOUR
586
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,655
DICK IN IT OR ANY OF MY OTHER
587
00:21:53,655 --> 00:21:55,620
WELCOMING HOLES, AND
588
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:57,172
AFTERWARDS, I WILL LEAVE
589
00:21:57,172 --> 00:21:58,310
WITHOUT ASKING FOR SO MUCH AS A
590
00:21:58,310 --> 00:22:02,655
HOT POCKET. SO AM I STAYING OR
591
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,448
GOING?
592
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,586
>> FINE.
593
00:22:05,586 --> 00:22:07,413
>> OK. COOL-MOE-DEE. SO DO YOU
594
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:10,482
WANT, UM, STRAIGHT SEX OR
595
00:22:10,482 --> 00:22:12,068
SOMETHING KINKY?
596
00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:14,344
SOMETHING KINKY?
>> JUST SOMETHING STRAIGHT.
597
00:22:14,344 --> 00:22:20,344
>> JUST SOMETHING STRAIGHT.
598
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:24,137
DON'T.
599
00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:26,655
YOU WANT A DRINK?
600
00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:30,448
>> SURE.
601
00:22:30,448 --> 00:22:32,620
NICE DIGS. I WAS ONCE WITH ONE
602
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,413
OF THE DUDES FROM "TAXI" AT A
603
00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:38,241
PLACE VERY NEAR HERE A FEW
604
00:22:38,241 --> 00:22:42,517
YEARS A GO. HEE HEE HEE! MM.
605
00:22:42,517 --> 00:22:43,379
YOU DON'T HAVE AIDS OR
606
00:22:43,379 --> 00:22:47,551
ANYTHING, DO YOU?
607
00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:50,482
BECAUSE YOU--YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
608
00:22:50,482 --> 00:22:53,379
>> NO. I HAVE CANCER.
609
00:22:53,379 --> 00:22:55,689
>> OH. WELL, NO REFUNDS IF YOU
610
00:22:55,689 --> 00:22:58,448
CAN'T GET IT UP.
611
00:22:58,448 --> 00:23:00,137
>> I'LL BE FINE.
612
00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:01,000
>> AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT
613
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,310
>> AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT
CONTAGIOUS.
614
00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:10,241
CONTAGIOUS.
615
00:23:10,241 --> 00:23:11,379
>> JESUS CHRIST! WHAT, YOU
616
00:23:11,379 --> 00:23:12,758
SWALLOW A WHOLE LOAF OF GARLIC
617
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:15,724
BREAD?
618
00:23:15,724 --> 00:23:16,689
>> I WENT TO THE OLIVE GARDEN.
619
00:23:16,689 --> 00:23:18,482
I'VE GOT TO EAT, DON'T I?
620
00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,482
>> OH, GOD! GET OUT.
621
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,793
>> OH, RELAX. I HAVE AN ALTOID.
622
00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:23,793
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GET OFF
623
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,000
BEING SO CHOOSY. HAVE YOU TAKEN
624
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,137
A GOOD LOOK AT YOURSELF? YOU'RE
625
00:23:27,137 --> 00:23:30,000
A GOOD LOOK AT YOURSELF? YOU'RE
NO RICO SUAVE.
626
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:36,758
NO RICO SUAVE.
627
00:23:36,758 --> 00:23:38,482
NO REFUNDS. I WANT MY MONEY.
628
00:23:38,482 --> 00:23:39,413
>> FOR STINKING UP MY LIVING
629
00:23:39,413 --> 00:23:40,413
ROOM?
630
00:23:40,413 --> 00:23:41,586
>> I WALK THROUGH THE DOOR, I
631
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:44,758
GET PAID.
632
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:47,172
FINE.
633
00:23:47,172 --> 00:23:48,103
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GIVE ME
634
00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:50,413
THAT. GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT TO
635
00:23:50,413 --> 00:23:55,413
ME!
636
00:23:55,413 --> 00:23:57,379
DON'T TAKE THOSE. PLEASE. I
637
00:23:57,379 --> 00:23:58,758
NEED THEM. I'M SICK.
638
00:23:58,758 --> 00:24:01,758
NEED THEM. I'M SICK.
>> CALL YOUR DOCTOR. DICKHEAD.
639
00:24:01,758 --> 00:24:25,689
>> CALL YOUR DOCTOR. DICKHEAD.
640
00:24:25,689 --> 00:24:28,344
>> HEY. IT'S ME. CAN YOU COME
641
00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:30,551
>> HEY. IT'S ME. CAN YOU COME
OVER?
642
00:24:30,551 --> 00:24:40,206
OVER?
643
00:24:40,206 --> 00:24:44,448
>> WHERE'S WILBER?
644
00:24:44,448 --> 00:24:47,758
>> AT THE NANNY'S HOUSE. HE'S
645
00:24:47,758 --> 00:24:51,206
CLOSE WITH HER SON.
646
00:24:51,206 --> 00:24:52,206
>> AND HOW DID YOU SAY THE LAMP
647
00:24:52,206 --> 00:24:53,103
BROKE?
648
00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:55,379
>> I TOLD YOU. I TRIPPED.
649
00:24:55,379 --> 00:24:57,344
>> [SNIFFING]
650
00:24:57,344 --> 00:25:01,620
WHY'S IT SMELL LIKE SHALIMAR?
651
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:06,655
>> SHIT.
652
00:25:06,655 --> 00:25:09,551
[RETCHES]
653
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:12,517
OHH! LIZ!
654
00:25:12,517 --> 00:25:13,551
>> I'M NOT WATCHING.
655
00:25:13,551 --> 00:25:19,034
>> [PANTING]
656
00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:20,137
AREN'T YOU GONNA DO THE RUB MY
657
00:25:20,137 --> 00:25:22,413
AREN'T YOU GONNA DO THE RUB MY
BACK THING?
658
00:25:22,413 --> 00:25:32,344
BACK THING?
659
00:25:32,344 --> 00:25:34,206
>> HERE. TAKE THIS. YOU'LL BE
660
00:25:34,206 --> 00:25:35,103
OUT BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, AND
661
00:25:35,103 --> 00:25:35,793
TONIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A BAD
662
00:25:35,793 --> 00:25:37,517
TONIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A BAD
DREAM.
663
00:25:37,517 --> 00:25:43,517
DREAM.
664
00:25:43,517 --> 00:25:44,448
>> YOU'RE THE REAL DEAL,
665
00:25:44,448 --> 00:25:48,068
LIZZIE. WHO KNEW?
666
00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:50,034
>> I LEFT YOU JUICE, I CLEANED
667
00:25:50,034 --> 00:25:51,206
THE LAMP, I SCRUBBED THE
668
00:25:51,206 --> 00:25:54,448
TOILET. YOU'RE GONNA BE GOOD. I
669
00:25:54,448 --> 00:25:59,517
WILL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
670
00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:01,344
>> LIZ.
671
00:26:01,344 --> 00:26:04,379
>> YEAH?
672
00:26:04,379 --> 00:26:07,517
>> CAN YOU STAY AWHILE, JUST
673
00:26:07,517 --> 00:26:09,793
>> CAN YOU STAY AWHILE, JUST
UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP?
674
00:26:09,793 --> 00:26:36,724
UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP?
675
00:26:36,724 --> 00:26:39,241
UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP?
>> [SIGHS]
676
00:26:39,241 --> 00:26:44,241
>> [SIGHS]
677
00:26:44,241 --> 00:26:46,310
>> [SIGHS]
>> [GRUNTS]
678
00:26:46,310 --> 00:27:54,103
>> [GRUNTS]
679
00:27:54,103 --> 00:27:59,103
>> [GASPS]
680
00:27:59,103 --> 00:28:01,758
>> [GASPS]
>> [BOTH GRUNT]
681
00:28:01,758 --> 00:28:27,689
>> [BOTH GRUNT]
682
00:28:27,689 --> 00:28:30,000
>> [BOTH GRUNT]
>> [PANTING]
683
00:28:30,000 --> 00:29:09,758
>> [PANTING]
684
00:29:09,758 --> 00:29:12,344
>> [PANTING]
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
685
00:29:12,344 --> 00:29:39,275
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
686
00:29:39,275 --> 00:29:40,551
>> DR. CHRISTIAN TROY.
687
00:29:40,551 --> 00:29:41,482
>> MM-HMM?
688
00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:42,448
>> I APOLOGIZE IF I AM LATE.
689
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,448
>> NO. YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME. I
690
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,413
WAS JUST THINKING, WHILE WE'RE
691
00:29:44,413 --> 00:29:45,413
AT IT, WHY DON'T WE GOT A
692
00:29:45,413 --> 00:29:46,551
LITTLE BIT BIGGER, HUH, BULK IT
693
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:48,034
UP A LITTLE, YOU KNOW,
694
00:29:48,034 --> 00:29:50,241
BILATERAL IMPLANTS?
695
00:29:50,241 --> 00:29:51,344
>> LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I WAS
696
00:29:51,344 --> 00:29:52,448
THINKING.
697
00:29:52,448 --> 00:29:58,206
>> OK.
698
00:29:58,206 --> 00:30:00,344
>> DR. LIZ CRUZ, WE ARE MEETING
699
00:30:00,344 --> 00:30:01,379
IN HERE.
700
00:30:01,379 --> 00:30:04,551
>> OH. OK. HI, CHRISTIAN.
701
00:30:04,551 --> 00:30:06,000
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, LIZZIE,
702
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,275
ONE PEC OR TWO?
703
00:30:07,275 --> 00:30:08,620
>> ONE. I DON'T THINK YOUR
704
00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:11,448
CHEST NEEDS ANY MORE INFLATING.
705
00:30:11,448 --> 00:30:13,068
>> HERE WE ARE THEN. 3-D
706
00:30:13,068 --> 00:30:14,724
IMAGING, THE LATEST IN CAT SCAN
707
00:30:14,724 --> 00:30:18,137
TECHNOLOGY.
708
00:30:18,137 --> 00:30:19,413
>> HOW YOU FEELING?
709
00:30:19,413 --> 00:30:20,344
>> GOOD. THANKS. THANKS FOR
710
00:30:20,344 --> 00:30:21,379
COMING OVER.
711
00:30:21,379 --> 00:30:22,310
>> MM. HEH.
712
00:30:22,310 --> 00:30:23,379
>> I WILL NOW PRESENT A 3-D
713
00:30:23,379 --> 00:30:24,551
RENDERING OF DR. CHRISTIAN
714
00:30:24,551 --> 00:30:26,586
TROY'S CUSTOM-MADE PECTORALIS
715
00:30:26,586 --> 00:30:29,275
IMPLANT.
716
00:30:29,275 --> 00:30:31,000
>> WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
717
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,344
>> OH, RAJ IS SHOWING US A
718
00:30:32,344 --> 00:30:33,724
DEMONSTRATION OF MY BREAST
719
00:30:33,724 --> 00:30:34,482
IMPLANTS.
720
00:30:34,482 --> 00:30:35,482
>> WITHOUT CONSULTING ME?
721
00:30:35,482 --> 00:30:36,482
>> YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT TO
722
00:30:36,482 --> 00:30:37,379
DO IT. WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO
723
00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:38,379
BEG?
724
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:39,241
>> FINE. IT'S YOUR BODY.
725
00:30:39,241 --> 00:30:41,000
>> SEAN, CHRISTIAN HAD A REALLY
726
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,034
ROUGH NIGHT LAST NIGHT, SO
727
00:30:42,034 --> 00:30:43,379
MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO
728
00:30:43,379 --> 00:30:44,344
HAVE THAT DISCUSSION.
729
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,344
>> LIZZIE, IT'S REALLY NOT YOUR
730
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,379
CONCERN, AND BY THE WAY, WHY
731
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,379
DID YOU LEAVE THIS MORNING
732
00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:49,310
WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE?
733
00:30:49,310 --> 00:30:50,379
>> YOU MEAN, WITHOUT MAKING YOU
734
00:30:50,379 --> 00:30:51,241
BREAKFAST?
735
00:30:51,241 --> 00:30:52,172
>> LEFT? WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT
736
00:30:52,172 --> 00:30:53,206
OUR PLACE?
737
00:30:53,206 --> 00:30:54,310
>> SHE WAS HOLDING MY HEAD UP
738
00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:55,551
WHILE I WAS PUKING IN THE BOWL.
739
00:30:55,551 --> 00:30:56,448
WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA GET PISSED
740
00:30:56,448 --> 00:30:57,413
BECAUSE I DIDN'T CALL YOU AT
741
00:30:57,413 --> 00:30:58,379
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S SO YOU COULD
742
00:30:58,379 --> 00:30:59,413
COME OVER AND DO THAT, TOO?
743
00:30:59,413 --> 00:31:00,482
>> IT WAS REALLY NO BIG DEAL. I
744
00:31:00,482 --> 00:31:01,413
JUST CAME OVER, I KEPT HIM
745
00:31:01,413 --> 00:31:03,103
COMPANY, I RUBBED HIS BACK, AND
746
00:31:03,103 --> 00:31:04,310
THEN WE JUST DRIFTED OFF INTO
747
00:31:04,310 --> 00:31:06,275
SLEEP, AND, YOU KNOW, IT WAS--
748
00:31:06,275 --> 00:31:08,448
>> LIZ CRUZ, YOU AND DR.
749
00:31:08,448 --> 00:31:10,034
CHRISTIAN TROY HAD SEXUAL
750
00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:10,724
INTERCOURSE.
751
00:31:10,724 --> 00:31:12,000
>> YOU AND LIZ HAD SEX?
752
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,103
>> YEAH, SEAN. LIZZIE WAS THERE
753
00:31:13,103 --> 00:31:14,413
FOR ME. SHE SPREAD HER LEGS AND
754
00:31:14,413 --> 00:31:15,482
MADE ME FEEL GOOD.
755
00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:17,206
>> YOU WERE AWAKE?
756
00:31:17,206 --> 00:31:20,586
>> YEP. I GOT MY MOJO BACK.
757
00:31:20,586 --> 00:31:22,758
>> IT JUST HAPPENED. UM, I WAS
758
00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:24,034
PRACTICALLY ASLEEP, AND I
759
00:31:24,034 --> 00:31:24,793
THOUGHT THAT HE WAS ASLEEP.
760
00:31:24,793 --> 00:31:25,655
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
761
00:31:25,655 --> 00:31:26,551
PRACTICALLY ASLEEP? NOBODY
762
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,482
ORGASMS LIKE THAT IF THEY'RE
763
00:31:27,482 --> 00:31:28,586
PRACTICALLY ASLEEP?
764
00:31:28,586 --> 00:31:29,586
>> YOU PRETENDED TO BE OUT OF
765
00:31:29,586 --> 00:31:31,310
IT, AND WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
766
00:31:31,310 --> 00:31:32,586
ANYTHING?
767
00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,137
>> LIZZIE, IT WAS LATE, AND I
768
00:31:34,137 --> 00:31:35,000
KNOW WHAT LESBIANS ARE LIKE.
769
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,724
THEY LIKE TO CUDDLE AND TALK
770
00:31:35,724 --> 00:31:36,586
AFTERWARDS.
771
00:31:36,586 --> 00:31:38,172
>> YOU ARROGANT, LITTLE PRICK.
772
00:31:38,172 --> 00:31:39,241
>> OH, COME ON, LIZZIE. IT'S
773
00:31:39,241 --> 00:31:40,034
NOT A BIG DEAL.
774
00:31:40,034 --> 00:31:41,034
>> OH, NO! YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU
775
00:31:41,034 --> 00:31:42,241
KNOW WHAT? IT IS NO BIG DEAL
776
00:31:42,241 --> 00:31:43,275
BECAUSE I KNEW THAT YOU WEREN'T
777
00:31:43,275 --> 00:31:44,551
SLEEPING, AND I FAKED MY
778
00:31:44,551 --> 00:31:47,310
SLEEPING, AND I FAKED MY
ORGASM, AND YOU ARE A LOUSY LAY!
779
00:31:47,310 --> 00:31:52,310
ORGASM, AND YOU ARE A LOUSY LAY!
780
00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:56,724
>> THAT IS A SNAP.
781
00:31:56,724 --> 00:31:58,655
>> SHE DIDN'T FAKE IT. NOBODY
782
00:31:58,655 --> 00:32:01,793
>> SHE DIDN'T FAKE IT. NOBODY
FAKES IT THAT GOOD. NOBODY.
783
00:32:01,793 --> 00:32:06,793
FAKES IT THAT GOOD. NOBODY.
784
00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:13,689
>> SHH. OOH, YEAH! OH, GOD. I
785
00:32:13,689 --> 00:32:15,344
LOVE HOW SMOOTH YOU ARE DOWN
786
00:32:15,344 --> 00:32:20,137
THERE. MM. I HAVE SOME
787
00:32:20,137 --> 00:32:23,310
SURPRISES FOR MY BABY TONIGHT.
788
00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:28,724
>> OH. I LIKE THAT.
789
00:32:28,724 --> 00:32:31,310
OH, THAT'S WARM.
790
00:32:31,310 --> 00:32:32,310
>> I DON'T WANT YOUR SKIN TO BE
791
00:32:32,310 --> 00:32:35,344
>> I DON'T WANT YOUR SKIN TO BE
ALL DRY DOWN THERE. ONE MORE.
792
00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:39,344
ALL DRY DOWN THERE. ONE MORE.
793
00:32:39,344 --> 00:32:41,034
>> I GET TO DO YOU NEXT, OK?
794
00:32:41,034 --> 00:32:44,517
>> UH-UH. CLOSE YOUR EYES.
795
00:32:44,517 --> 00:32:46,241
DON'T LOOK.
796
00:32:46,241 --> 00:32:47,448
>> OK.
797
00:32:47,448 --> 00:32:50,689
>> OK. YOU READY? YOU READY FOR
798
00:32:50,689 --> 00:32:56,206
MOMMY? HA HA HA!
799
00:32:56,206 --> 00:32:58,275
>> OHH. HMM.
800
00:32:58,275 --> 00:33:01,241
>> DON'T LOOK. ALMOST THERE.
801
00:33:01,241 --> 00:33:03,724
>> THAT'S, UH--OK.
802
00:33:03,724 --> 00:33:05,758
>> YEAH. GOOD BOY.
803
00:33:05,758 --> 00:33:06,724
>> WHAT THE--
804
00:33:06,724 --> 00:33:08,000
>> GOOD BOY.
805
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,137
>> OHH!
806
00:33:10,137 --> 00:33:12,551
>> OH, MY GOD! YOUR LEGS!
807
00:33:12,551 --> 00:33:13,551
>> A DIAPER?
808
00:33:13,551 --> 00:33:14,517
>> YOU CAHN WALK?!
809
00:33:14,517 --> 00:33:15,482
>> YEAH. IT'S A GODDAMN
810
00:33:15,482 --> 00:33:17,551
MIRACLE. NOW, YOU, OUT!
811
00:33:17,551 --> 00:33:20,172
>> BUT--YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU LOVE
812
00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:21,379
IT. YOU LOVE THE ATTENTION. YOU
813
00:33:21,379 --> 00:33:22,793
LOVE BEING TREATED LIKE A CHILD.
814
00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:24,206
>> I'M NOT YOUR BIG BABY HUEY,
815
00:33:24,206 --> 00:33:24,724
OK?
816
00:33:24,724 --> 00:33:25,724
>> YEAH. YOU'RE A BIG BABY LIAR
817
00:33:25,724 --> 00:33:26,689
PRETENDING THAT YOU NEEDED A
818
00:33:26,689 --> 00:33:27,482
WHEELCHAIR.
819
00:33:27,482 --> 00:33:30,275
WHEELCHAIR.
>> NOT ANYMORE!
820
00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:38,413
>> NOT ANYMORE!
821
00:33:38,413 --> 00:33:40,034
>> ♪ MERA NAAM CHIN-CHIN-CHU
822
00:33:40,034 --> 00:33:41,137
CHIN-CHIN-CHU
823
00:33:41,137 --> 00:33:43,206
BAABA CHIN-CHIN-CHU
824
00:33:43,206 --> 00:33:45,379
RAAT CHAANDNI MAIN AUR TU
825
00:33:45,379 --> 00:33:47,275
RAAT CHAANDNI MAIN AUR TU
HELLO-- ♪
826
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:53,275
HELLO-- ♪
827
00:33:53,275 --> 00:33:58,482
>> HIYA, MR. RAJ. HOW YOU DOING?
828
00:33:58,482 --> 00:34:01,103
>> HIYA, MR. RAJ. HOW YOU DOING?
>> OH, MY. YOU HAVE A PENIS.
829
00:34:01,103 --> 00:34:06,103
>> OH, MY. YOU HAVE A PENIS.
830
00:34:06,103 --> 00:34:12,344
>> IT GOES WITH MY BALLS...
831
00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:13,448
BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY LESS
832
00:34:13,448 --> 00:34:16,379
BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY LESS
OF A WOMAN.
833
00:34:16,379 --> 00:34:42,310
OF A WOMAN.
834
00:34:42,310 --> 00:34:45,000
>> RAJ, AM I INTERRUPTING? ARE
835
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,482
YOU MEDITATING?
836
00:34:47,482 --> 00:34:49,034
>> I AM PRAYING TO FREE MYSELF
837
00:34:49,034 --> 00:34:50,620
FROM IMPURITY AND SIN.
838
00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:52,724
FROM IMPURITY AND SIN.
>> WELL, AIM HIGH.
839
00:34:52,724 --> 00:35:03,655
>> WELL, AIM HIGH.
840
00:35:03,655 --> 00:35:04,482
>> LIZ CRUZ?
841
00:35:04,482 --> 00:35:05,482
>> YEAH?
842
00:35:05,482 --> 00:35:06,344
>> WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO RUB
843
00:35:06,344 --> 00:35:10,689
VAGINAS WITH YOUR OWN SEX?
844
00:35:10,689 --> 00:35:11,724
>> ATTRACTION ISN'T SOMETHING
845
00:35:11,724 --> 00:35:16,103
YOU CHOOSE. IT'S JUST WHO YOU
846
00:35:16,103 --> 00:35:17,172
ARE.
847
00:35:17,172 --> 00:35:18,172
>> BUT WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO
848
00:35:18,172 --> 00:35:19,137
BE WHAT I AM?
849
00:35:19,137 --> 00:35:21,586
BE WHAT I AM?
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
850
00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:29,517
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
851
00:35:29,517 --> 00:35:30,517
>> I WAS VERY ATTRACTED TO
852
00:35:30,517 --> 00:35:32,137
TRACEY SHELLY. WE HAD ORAL
853
00:35:32,137 --> 00:35:33,344
COPULATION. IT WAS MORE
854
00:35:33,344 --> 00:35:34,448
ECSTATIC THAN RELEASING MY
855
00:35:34,448 --> 00:35:35,413
KUNDALINI.
856
00:35:35,413 --> 00:35:36,379
>> OK. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T
857
00:35:36,379 --> 00:35:37,413
THINK I WANT TO KNOW ANY MORE.
858
00:35:37,413 --> 00:35:41,241
>> BUT JUST NOW IN THE MEN'S
859
00:35:41,241 --> 00:35:43,655
ROOM, I DISCOVERED TRACEY HAD A
860
00:35:43,655 --> 00:35:44,344
PENIS.
861
00:35:44,344 --> 00:35:46,655
>> OH, WAIT A MINUTE. TRACEY IS
862
00:35:46,655 --> 00:35:48,482
A MAN?
863
00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:53,034
>> YES.
864
00:35:53,034 --> 00:35:56,172
THE BEST SEX I HAVE EVER HAD
865
00:35:56,172 --> 00:36:01,137
WAS FROM A DUDE.
866
00:36:01,137 --> 00:36:04,379
>> LOOK. IT IS OK TO BE
867
00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:08,000
CONFUSED. SEX IS LIKE POLITICS.
868
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,379
YOU LABEL YOURSELF--REPUBLICAN,
869
00:36:09,379 --> 00:36:12,620
DEMOCRAT, STRAIGHT OR GAY--AND
870
00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:15,068
THEN ONE DAY, YOU CROSS PARTY
871
00:36:15,068 --> 00:36:16,344
LINES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A STRONG
872
00:36:16,344 --> 00:36:17,379
FEELING ABOUT A PARTICULAR
873
00:36:17,379 --> 00:36:20,724
CANDIDATE, AND THEN YOU DON'T
874
00:36:20,724 --> 00:36:23,172
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
875
00:36:23,172 --> 00:36:25,241
>> I LIKE BREASTS, LIZ CRUZ.
876
00:36:25,241 --> 00:36:30,551
>> WELL, SO DO I. OH. OR I DID.
877
00:36:30,551 --> 00:36:32,000
>> YOU DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE?
878
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:37,724
>> OF COURSE I DO. LABELS ARE
879
00:36:37,724 --> 00:36:44,137
FOR CANS OF TUNA, NOT PEOPLE.
880
00:36:44,137 --> 00:36:48,689
>> HMM.
881
00:36:48,689 --> 00:36:50,793
THANK YOU, LIZ CRUZ. I THINK
882
00:36:50,793 --> 00:36:53,448
YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN OR
883
00:36:53,448 --> 00:36:55,551
YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN OR
NONLESBIAN, WHATEVER YOU DECIDE.
884
00:36:55,551 --> 00:37:09,482
NONLESBIAN, WHATEVER YOU DECIDE.
885
00:37:09,482 --> 00:37:11,379
>> I'M SORRY.
886
00:37:11,379 --> 00:37:12,344
>> IT'S BROKEN?
887
00:37:12,344 --> 00:37:13,413
>> NO. I'M SORRY BECAUSE YOU'RE
888
00:37:13,413 --> 00:37:14,379
SUCH AN IDIOT FOR PUNCHING A
889
00:37:14,379 --> 00:37:15,413
WALL.
890
00:37:15,413 --> 00:37:16,344
>> YEAH. WELL, HE'S LUCKY HE
891
00:37:16,344 --> 00:37:17,310
WASN'T AT HOME WHEN MOM TOLD
892
00:37:17,310 --> 00:37:18,172
ME, OR ELSE IT WOULD BE HIS
893
00:37:18,172 --> 00:37:19,344
BUSTED HEAD YOU'D BE EXAMINING.
894
00:37:19,344 --> 00:37:20,275
>> JUST TAKE A BREATH, ALL
895
00:37:20,275 --> 00:37:20,586
RIGHT?
896
00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:21,586
>> I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE NOT
897
00:37:21,586 --> 00:37:22,551
ANGRIER, CHRISTIAN.
898
00:37:22,551 --> 00:37:23,551
>> I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED YOU
899
00:37:23,551 --> 00:37:24,448
SAW WHAT YOU SAW.
900
00:37:24,448 --> 00:37:25,655
>> SEAN WAS STANDING THERE
901
00:37:25,655 --> 00:37:27,620
NAKED AT THE FRONT DOOR,
902
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,551
TOSSING SOME FLOOZY OUT, AND
903
00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:31,689
THEN HE SMOOTHLY WALKED BACK TO
904
00:37:31,689 --> 00:37:33,413
HIS ROOM. I MEAN, THE WHOLE
905
00:37:33,413 --> 00:37:35,724
THING WAS SO INCONCEIVABLE THAT
906
00:37:35,724 --> 00:37:37,620
FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU.
907
00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:38,551
>> AND THEN YOU NOTICED THE
908
00:37:38,551 --> 00:37:39,620
MISSING 3 INCHES?
909
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:42,206
>> BE SERIOUS, CHRISTIAN. NOW
910
00:37:42,206 --> 00:37:44,551
SEAN'S MADE FOOLS OF ALL OF US.
911
00:37:44,551 --> 00:37:46,034
THE ONLY REASON I WAS THERE WAS
912
00:37:46,034 --> 00:37:47,448
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY FELT SORRY
913
00:37:47,448 --> 00:37:49,068
FOR HIM BECAUSE I SAW YOUR
914
00:37:49,068 --> 00:37:51,517
EMPTY REFRIGERATOR. I WAS
915
00:37:51,517 --> 00:37:52,724
ACTUALLY GONNA COOK DINNER FOR
916
00:37:52,724 --> 00:37:53,310
HIM.
917
00:37:53,310 --> 00:37:54,517
>> I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
918
00:37:54,517 --> 00:37:55,551
HE'D DO IT. I MEAN, IT'S JUST
919
00:37:55,551 --> 00:37:56,413
SO MUCH MORE WORK TRYING TO
920
00:37:56,413 --> 00:37:57,448
PULL THIS OFF THEN IT WOULD BE
921
00:37:57,448 --> 00:37:58,379
IF HE JUST STOOD UP.
922
00:37:58,379 --> 00:37:59,448
>> WELL, HE'S A BIG BABY. HE
923
00:37:59,448 --> 00:38:00,689
WANTED ATTENTION. I WAS AROUND
924
00:38:00,689 --> 00:38:02,000
ALL THE TIME. HE GOT MOM TO
925
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,206
FORGIVE HIM OUT OF PITY.
926
00:38:03,206 --> 00:38:04,689
>> SEAN HAS USED US, HE HAS
927
00:38:04,689 --> 00:38:06,344
MANIPULATED US TO FULFILL SOME
928
00:38:06,344 --> 00:38:08,482
KIND OF REGRESSION FANTASY.
929
00:38:08,482 --> 00:38:09,448
>> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ACTUALLY
930
00:38:09,448 --> 00:38:11,034
SICK, CHRISTIAN, AND HE STUCK
931
00:38:11,034 --> 00:38:12,344
YOU WITH ALL THE WORK. HE'S SO
932
00:38:12,344 --> 00:38:13,275
ADDICTED TO CODDLING, HE'S
933
00:38:13,275 --> 00:38:14,689
LETTING THAT INDIAN KID DO YOUR
934
00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:17,620
RECONSTRUCTION SURGERY. YOU
935
00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:18,620
KNOW, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR
936
00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:23,172
BEST FRIEND. LOOK. I SAY WE ALL
937
00:38:23,172 --> 00:38:24,241
WAIT FOR HIM HERE, PUSH HIM
938
00:38:24,241 --> 00:38:25,275
DOWN TO THE PIER, AND DUMP HIM
939
00:38:25,275 --> 00:38:26,413
AND THAT CHAIR INTO THE OCEAN
940
00:38:26,413 --> 00:38:27,482
AND SEE HOW FAST HIS LEGS START
941
00:38:27,482 --> 00:38:28,310
WORKING THEN.
942
00:38:28,310 --> 00:38:32,241
>> I'LL DEAL WITH THIS ALONE.
943
00:38:32,241 --> 00:38:34,482
AND, JULIA, START USING THE
944
00:38:34,482 --> 00:38:37,344
AND, JULIA, START USING THE
FRONT DOOR.
945
00:38:37,344 --> 00:38:44,275
FRONT DOOR.
946
00:38:44,275 --> 00:38:47,310
FRONT DOOR.
[DOOR OPENS]
947
00:38:47,310 --> 00:38:57,241
[DOOR OPENS]
948
00:38:57,241 --> 00:38:59,103
>> OH, YOU CAUGHT ME. I WAS
949
00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:00,206
JUST FINISHING MY SHOULDER
950
00:39:00,206 --> 00:39:02,206
PRESSES. HELPS ME GET UP THOSE
951
00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:03,793
RAMPS, YOU KNOW? I HAD ONE MORE
952
00:39:03,793 --> 00:39:04,793
SET.
953
00:39:04,793 --> 00:39:07,724
>> RIGHT.
954
00:39:07,724 --> 00:39:08,689
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME SO
955
00:39:08,689 --> 00:39:12,137
EARLY? WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?
956
00:39:12,137 --> 00:39:14,517
>> WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT IS
957
00:39:14,517 --> 00:39:16,379
GOING ON WITH YOU AND THIS
958
00:39:16,379 --> 00:39:18,068
GOING ON WITH YOU AND THIS
CHAIR.
959
00:39:18,068 --> 00:39:24,068
CHAIR.
960
00:39:24,068 --> 00:39:25,724
>> YOU'RE RIGHT, AND I KNOW
961
00:39:25,724 --> 00:39:28,310
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. YOU'RE
962
00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:30,034
STILL PISSED THAT I'M NOT DOING
963
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:35,172
YOUR SURGERY, AND I GET IT. NO
964
00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:36,275
ONE FEELS WORSE ABOUT IT THAN I
965
00:39:36,275 --> 00:39:38,172
DO, BUT IF YOU THINK YOU CAN
966
00:39:38,172 --> 00:39:39,379
FORCE ME TO GET BETTER SO I
967
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:40,482
JUST JUMP UP AND WALK ABACK
968
00:39:40,482 --> 00:39:42,758
INTO SURGERY, YOU'RE WRONG. I
969
00:39:42,758 --> 00:39:44,000
DON'T NEED ANY MORE PRESSURE
970
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,413
RIGHT NOW. I'M DOING THE BEST I
971
00:39:45,413 --> 00:39:47,034
CAN, ALL RIGHT?
972
00:39:47,034 --> 00:39:49,103
CAN, ALL RIGHT?
>> [SIGHS]
973
00:39:49,103 --> 00:39:56,034
>> [SIGHS]
974
00:39:56,034 --> 00:39:58,482
I KNOW YOU ARE. YOU ALWAYS
975
00:39:58,482 --> 00:40:02,068
HAVE. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE
976
00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:05,655
RESPONSIBLE ONE. YOU'RE THE ONE
977
00:40:05,655 --> 00:40:07,034
WHO STUDIED IN COLLEGE WHILE I
978
00:40:07,034 --> 00:40:08,344
WAS OUT PARTYING. YOU'RE THE
979
00:40:08,344 --> 00:40:09,448
ONE WHO HAD KIDS AND GOT
980
00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:11,137
MARRIED WHILE I WAS SCREWING
981
00:40:11,137 --> 00:40:13,655
AROUND. MUST BE EXHAUSTING
982
00:40:13,655 --> 00:40:14,586
HAVING TO TAKE CARE OF
983
00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:21,275
EVERYBODY ELSE.
984
00:40:21,275 --> 00:40:26,241
ALL I WANT TO SAY IS YOU STAY
985
00:40:26,241 --> 00:40:27,275
IN THAT CHAIR AS LONG AS YOU
986
00:40:27,275 --> 00:40:31,034
NEED. AS FAR AS THE SURGERY'S
987
00:40:31,034 --> 00:40:33,379
CONCERNED, THAT CAN WAIT AS
988
00:40:33,379 --> 00:40:35,448
CONCERNED, THAT CAN WAIT AS
LONG AS IT TAKES.
989
00:40:35,448 --> 00:40:40,448
LONG AS IT TAKES.
990
00:40:40,448 --> 00:40:43,482
LONG AS IT TAKES.
ALL RIGHT?
991
00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:50,413
ALL RIGHT?
992
00:40:50,413 --> 00:40:53,206
ALL RIGHT?
SHIT. CHEMO.
993
00:40:53,206 --> 00:41:15,137
SHIT. CHEMO.
994
00:41:15,137 --> 00:41:19,379
>> DON'T FIGHT IT. IT'S LESS
995
00:41:19,379 --> 00:41:22,413
>> DON'T FIGHT IT. IT'S LESS
PAINFUL THAT WAY.
996
00:41:22,413 --> 00:41:29,344
PAINFUL THAT WAY.
997
00:41:29,344 --> 00:41:31,551
PAINFUL THAT WAY.
[RETCHES]
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