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Last time on Lost Girl:

Three dead humans.

I want you and Vex to look into it.

We're dealing with a cult here.

A Fae cult.

Dyson, those three bodies from the elevator crash,

they were taken the other night.

Now, you wanna tell us what you're running from?

He's here.

What is it about you?

Why are you hunting me?

Because you're a shifter.

Who the hell are you?

A shifter like you.

I'm trouble; Everyone says so.

I'm never gonna see it that way.

Because I'm your father.

A'.

And that's when I decided to up and leave.

Reclaim who I used to be.

Oh, thank god. Uh... but uh, keep talking.

Super interested in your journey.

Hello?

Your insight; I need it.

Birthday gift from Hell. Literally.

And you want me to tell you what it means.

It's all I'm good for, right?

Look, I'm on a...

date. So whatever's going on with you tomorrow,

lukewarm pints at The Dal, your treat.

Fine. Tomorrow.

A'.

Here's hoping there is one.

You said you're new to town?

Oh, I'm... boring. But you, you're fascinating.

Please, continue.

Siblings?

I have a douchebag cousin named Seymour. That count?

Mmm, yeah, well, I have a sister who's a party girl;

Only wants to have a good time.

Personality out the wazoo.

Sounds fun. And she's single?

Hardly. But she was thrilled when I told her

you're an oracle.

So she's looking for a reading.

And let me guess, you too.

Fine. Let's just do it and get it over with.

Actually, I... I'd like to order. Are you ready?

You seriously don't want a reading?

It's all anyone ever wants.

You're offended.

Surprised. Oracle doesn't exactly

spell lucky in love, y'know.

Well your luck is about to change.

'Cause I believe that life is about anticipation.

That's the fun part.

Yeah.

Condo overlooking the city.

Breakfast bar in the kitchen.

How 'bout you? What's your five year?

Same thing, only there's a dog in mine; Gatsby.

And he hates walks and he opens wine bottles with his teeth.

Y'know, if you could see the future, you see this?

Um, wow you're uh... you're a really good kisser.

And a gentleman.

Call me tomorrow.

Please God, let the peen check out.

Ngh! What the...?

Ugh.

What the shit is happening?!

So what's up with you playing Daddy Dolittle

to Dyson's mini me?

Oh, he's working here.

Mark's new to our colony. Exposure to Fae kind

will do him some good.

Yeah, it's not the first person he's exposed himself to.

Huh?

Uh, nothing.

Hey, have either of you guys seen Cassie?

She was supposed to meet me here.

- -Nope. - -Not yet.

But, here.

I got you something.

Aw, Trick.

Wow, heh.

Thank you.

Oh.

Belonged to Alexander the Fae.

Handed down through our family for generations.

Happy birthday, Bo,

You totally gave me the finger.

That was... Birthday finger. Right.

Mmm. Um, I... have stuff to do.

I can't believe that we forgot Bo's birthday.

We're the worst people in the world.

Well, I understand howl forgot because hello, it's me.

But how did you forget?

I have had a lot on the go.

I-I have been very busy with things like, like...

Sucking up to Evony.

I like to call it working.

Working, shmirking.

Either way, we need to make it up to Bo.

I'm thinking a surprise party at The Dal.

Yeti strippers. And drinking 'til we vom.

Always with the class. Actually-no, that's good.

You keep her outta the club house.

It'll give me a chance to back a cake,

get some balloons, that kinda thing.

And find the perfect present.

Oh...

You've been replaced. I found Bo's new...

No.

What? I was gonna say companion.

You can't be serious. That thing is awful.

What about that? Bo loves knickknacks.

No one loves knickknacks.

'Cause they don't bring ya luck, that's why.

That kitty's from the Emperor Kang dynasty.

The legend says Kang was a poor warrior

until he came upon that magic kitty.

Magic kitty?

Yeah. That cat brings luck to its owner and people around it.

Word. How much?

Oh, I don't know if I can sell it.

Oh...

That brings us back to the kickknack.

But seventy-five oughta cover it.

I'll take it. Give me seventy-five bucks.

A'

I've got something better to do

than talk to you right now.

Leave a message and I'll call you. Maybe.

Cassie, it's Bo. If you're there, pick up.

Or call me.

Or smoke signals or something.

Cassie's not returning any of my texts or phone calls.

Maybe she's sick.

It's not like you to worry. Somethin' goin' on?

- -With me? - -Mhmmm.

No, no. I'm just concerned about Cassie and...

Which is why I'm going over there.

Okay.

Happy birthday!

Wow. Ah-hah.

Wow, you guys shouldn't have. Really.

I didn't. This is from me. It's a...

Don't say...

knickknack.

Well, that was only part of my gift.

The... cat is also from me.

Oh. Now suddenly the cat's good enough for you.

Anyway, the man said it would bring you

lots of happiness and good luck.

But it's foolish to think that an external object

can dictate the likelihood of

fortunate events, so...

Who hurt you?

Well, I love it. It's, ah, very roadkill-chic.

Are you going somewhere?

Hm?

Oh, Cassie's. Yeah, I just have this bad feeling

but I'm... I'm sure everything's fine.

I can come with you.

Yeah. Me too.

Um... Did you forget that thing,

you know, that we talked about?

I'm not looking at your mole again.

Oh, yes. That thing.

|... I have to stay and... And do that thing.

Yes indeed.

Yeah.

Okay -

Okay -

Okay -

Well, I'm... I'm on my cell if anybody needs me.

Which, apparently, you don't.

Cassie?

Cassie, it's Bo. Open up.

Just let me kick the door down.

Okay, why don't we try the knob first.

It's unlocked. That's fortunate.

Lucky cat. Boom!

Cassie?

We need to contain the scene.

There's more.

We need to get blood samples to Lauren.

I'm gonna call D.

Tell him we've got a crime scene.

Yeah.

Because if it isn't...

this was the worst dinner party in history.

Good evening St. Louis. Ahhhh!

For one night only, the greatest drummer since

John Bonham and Keith Moon combined.

Minds will be blown... Other things if you're lucky.

Put your hands together for...

Mark!

Huh? Wha... What?

Hey, uh, sorry, I was just, um.

They looked dirty so I was cleanin' 'em.

You still need to sign in.

Sign what?

Right there.

This ledger contains all the names of the Fae

who've passed through our colony.

And more than our names,

our signatures contain our true power.

Wow.

Cool.

Ah. Uh, whoops.

And this is why I keep it in my lair.

Thank you.

I thought I lost this.

| gotta 9Q,

Okay. Dyson's at the crime scene.

He's got Lauren running the blood.

I called Pythia and Dedona, the other oracles.

I'm still waiting to hear back.

Bo, this is scary.

An oracle's abilities in the wrong hands could be deadly.

What about Cassie's family?

I called her cousin. He's coming in for questioning.

Wait. Seymour?

You remember, succubabe.

I'm touched.

Color me Archie. It's Betty and Veronica.

Nice to see you too, Jughead.

Your uncle know you're out of jail already?

Una Mens cut his throat. His punishment.

Stole luck from the wrong Fae.

What's this about Cassie?

She's been missing for twelve hours.

Something bad has happened to her.

Yeah, well Cassie's special. People don't like that.

People like you?

I'm a soul eater.

I suck people's spirits. Not exactly beloved.

Sucking things made me popular.

Took over Mayer's rack and it's failing.

What's a bookie without the ability to steal luck?

Instead of helping out,

Cassie emancipated herself from the clan.

Well, maybe she felt like you were trying to use her.

I can relate.

Family problems, eh?

Look, if you want answers, talk to her computer dates.

Computer dates?

Oh, robots.

Guys she met online. Fae Date?

She probably ran into some weirdo.

If you don't mind, I have a business to save.

What do you think?

I think it's time we start pricing dating memberships.

Dyson, it's me. All the blood is the same type.

Any word from Bo?

Okay, well, keep me posted. I'm... here at the club house.

Bakin' a cake. You know, the important stuff.

Salt. Not sugar. That's salt.

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, I asked for these to be delivered to The Dal Riata.

Well, if you want me to take these to The Dal

it's gonna cost you extra.

You know what, just leave them with me; I'll take them.

Is something burning?

What?

No. Bo's cake. No!

A'.

Well... they said it would bring luck;

I guess they didn't say what kind.

Hey! Hey you!

You think I don't know a dine and dash when I see one?

Yeah, well, Trick's a mate of mine. And it means I don't pay.

I'll let it slide this once.

Ah, dude, you uh, you drink and then you pay.

All right. Have it your way then.

Hey, everybody! Drunken beady eyes on me.

Now who has a weak drink courtesy of

Abercrombie here, huh?

Yeah.

- -Yeah. - -Yeah.

What are you doing?

Right here, brother.

I saw you under pour three customers.

Plannin' on Iiftin' a snifter later, are we?

Fine. Hey, everyone!

Your next drink, it's on me.

You happy now?

Yeah. Not as happy as I'm gonna be.

Courtesy those divine birds givin' us

the hobbly-bob right now.

Uh, "us"?

Rock, paper, guillotine. Loser distracts the boyfriend.

Bollocks.

A'.

Maybe we should, uh... go...

some place else.

No. Here is perfect.

It's so... book y.

Whatever you're on, dollface, I want some.

We should... probably get...

Oh...

Auh, that-that's good.

That's good.

That's good.

Oh, that's good.

| like y.

I like y a lot.

That's why I heart shifters so much.

Your bodies are always so... ripply.

Thanks.

You too. You, um, work out or something?

I'm gonna take that as a yes.

Oh, thank you paper.

Ha... hi?

Hi.

I wanna look at you.

Okay -

Can you hurry up?

They're profile pictures, not art.

Uh, not with that attitude.

Would it kill you to arch your back?

Oh yeah. Okay.

Ooh, show papa whatcha got.

How's this?

You're purring.

I guess I was seized by the moment.

Okay -

OQh!

Check out SelkieStud69

and his all too small tank top.

Imma need a moment.

Um, you already had thirty moments with Brad Pitt's troll.

We need to finish my profile.

I just wanna wink at him.

There.

Okay -

The last person who messaged Cassie was Heratio55.

That was last night.

Do you really think he'll buy me as an oracle?

I think with a face like yours, he'll buy anything we say.

There.

Because you are...

Anika.

Oracle of his dreams.

Heratio55 won't even know what hit him.

What?

Pythia's mother said she'd call me

when she made contact with her daughter.

Still nothing.

Do you think another oracle's missing?

I think I need to get out there.

Okay. Next profile question,

"what is your greatest aspiration in life?"

We should probably try and match it

to whatever Cassie said.

What did she write?

To find people she could trust.

It's not easy finding people you can trust in this life.

Guess she didn't emancipate herself

because she didn't want family.

That was fast.

That was lucky.

You're not kidding. It's Cassie.

Hello? Cassie?

Cassie?

Cassie, can you hear me?

I think her phone died.

What did she say? Is she okay?

No.

A'

Cassie, where are you?

Cass...

I'm pretty sure that's something those girls will not soon forget.

Where is he?

I'm pretty sure that's something the boyfriend

won't forget, either.

Ah, you know what, paper never wins.

Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Calm down, fella.

No one knows what really went on.

That puke had a threesome with my kitty cat.

All right, so you do then.

Whoa man. Look, you know you should probably be thanking me.

Your girl needed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

She was gonna die and I-I saved her life.

More than once actually.

I'm gonna make you a stain.

Feeling a bit parched? Fancy a drink?

Asshole-tini?

Yeah.

All right, stop me if you've heard this before, but...

screwdriver walks into a bar, bartender says,

- -Youth. - -"Hey, we've got

a drink named after you."

He says, "Really? You've got a drink named Murray?"

It's for Bo's birthday.

You okay?

Ever hear three dozen balloons pop simultaneously in a car?

It's loud. Very, very loud.

It's beautiful.

Ugh.

It was supposed to be chocolate.

Could someone explain to me why I am breaking up bar fights

instead of helping locate missing oracles?

Hey. Who called McGruff the Crime Dog?

And Trick's ledger is missing.

You happen to know anything about that?

Don't look at me, mate. I was just a bystander.

I barely know the kid.

Good. Keep it that way.

Stay away from my son.

Whoa, whoa. Hold your horses.

Let me get this straight. Catalog face is your kid?

And cue the violins.

You are my son.

Mark is a shifter.

A warrior.

I won't let you ruin that for him, Vex.

The only one doing that is you.

You enjoy chasing your tail for other people.

Guess what? I don't.

You have a birthright to claim.

Whether you know it or not,

soon you'll have to choose who to serve.

Yeah, that's easy. Me.

You have a lot to learn.

Oh, is that so?

See, 'cause the way I see it is that

you're either the boss or the bitch.

Which one are you?

Big words from a shifter who hasn't shifted yet.

I don't want your life.

A'.

I didn't order this.

It's from a guy at the bar.

Ugh, man. This luck thing is getting so old.

What? I'm thirsty.

No, I get it. You don't want to mess up your lipstick.

Operation skeezebag's a go.

Heratio.

It's so good to meet you.

Wow. Your profile pictures did not do you justice.

Eh, bathroom selfies; Always a risk.

And you. Words cannot describe except, "Wow!"

Just, wow.

You know, a dress like yours has me worried

that you're hiding something twisted.

Well, I am in that I am very flexible.

And forward. I like it. Makes my job easier.

And what job might that be?

Getting you to kiss me by the end of this.

Well, lucky for you, I'm a Magic 8 Ball

and the outlook is positive.

Mmm.

What are you doing?

What?

Hm.

Do you wanna get outta here?

I know a place that's better than this.

It's more intimate.

And there's killer Tiramisu.

Well, sounds like heaven.

It is. In your mouth.

Well, I can think of something else that's heaven in my mouth.

Reflexes like a cat.

Yeah, you're not the only one.

Will you excuse me just one second? Bathroom break.

Sure.

Oh my god. Something is wrong.

Like, big wrong, real wrong.

Are you stress panting?

Okay, something's really wrong. I don't like this; We should go.

No. Not until I find out what he did with Cassie.

Okay, well you better Indiana Jones your way

through that side door, 'cause he's leaving.

Are you ready?

Yes. Of course, uh. But before we go.

I know you were the last one to see Cassie

before she went missing.

What did you do with her?

I kissed her goodnight and then I left.

And then you went inside and you attacked her.

I didn't hurt her. I kissed her goodnight

and then I left like a gentleman.

But you...

I could never leave you.

That doesn't make any sense.

If it wasn't you, then...?

Something's come up. Call me.

What happened?

Whoa! Holy hand hair!

Cat scratch fever anyone?

Ugh! Geez.

A'.

Ow! Ow!

So I'm turning into a cat.

I'm so sorry, Bo.

I feel like this is all my fault.

I don't get it. Is Bo a shifter now?

Not exactly.

The cat you gave her is an aitvaras.

By bringing good luck to its owner,

it steals it from those who don't pay it reverence.

All this because I didn't respect the

stuffed corpse of a dead cat?

Ah, hand cramp! Hand cramp.

Well we've gotta get working.

It's only a matter of time before

its spirit takes over permanently.

That's it. I'm blowing this thing to Hell.

Are you gonna let her talk to you like that?

No. We can't destroy it while it's feeding Bo luck.

It'll instantly devour her spirit.

She will die.

Okay, we have to think here.

There has to be a way to reverse the effects.

I should've just gotten you a Yeti stripper.

Oh, it... Oh.

Okay, 'kay wait. Just, relax, everybody. Okay?

Just calm down, Tamsin.

Look, we know that this thing works.

What if it's the key to finding Cassie?

What if I use the luck to find her?

No, embracing the luck means embracing

transforming into a cat. I don't approve.

Plus, we don't even have any solid leads.

Yeah, and you're not going to be any good

in this state. We have to worry about you.

I agree with Lauren. The case can wait.

Okay, Cassie, she has a gift that people want to use.

I mean, you said it yourself, Tamsin.

A missing oracle is a dangerous thing.

And as annoying as she has been, she's a friend.

She helped us save Dyson.

Okay. What are you proposing we do?

You cannot be serious.

Free money, lost earrings, drinks,

Cassie's pocket dial.

I'm gonna let blind luck lead me to Cassie.

Bo, I know you're worried about Cassie,

but this is a little kamikaze of you.

I mean, this is even kamikaze for me.

Yeah. Which is why Tamsin and I,

we're puting our foot down.

I need you guys to trust me, okay?

Not just trust, believe. Believe that I can do this.

Bo, it's not that we don't trust you...

I'm in.

I know you need support,

and I got you.

Oh. Oh, I get it. I get it.

Old stick in the mud's Lewis won't join the suicide party.

Well, y'know what? I'm in too.

Son of a...!

Are we good?

How many fingers am I holding up?

How old are you?

Gives new meaning to the term blind spot, huh guys?

Luck be my lady tonight.

Uh, okay, but what if her bad luck

cancels out your good luck?

Oh, okay. Okay, that's fast.

Okay... Bo!

A'.

This is the place.

Are you sure?

Of course you are. You're the one leading this gong show.

What's the matter, Lauren?

I thought you were all boom boom pow

over Bo's crazy wheel?

You totally swallowed a bug, didn't you?

Oh, come on. Seriously?

Heads we go west, tails we go east.

Tails it is.

M'kay.

You're not kidding.

A'.

Huh?

Oh. You're not happy to see me.

No, you know what? Actually, I'm thrilled.

That means you brought it back.

The book that you took earlier today.

I mean that was you, right?

What book?

You know what? Forget it.

I'm kind of in the middle of a self-made crap storm right now.

After a storm.

What?

After a storm is the best part.

Oh my god, it worked.

It doesn't always work.

What can you do?

I'm a shifter.

Well, I know but, shift into what?

I like pandas.

I... I don't know yet.

Kinda starting to wish I did though.

Well isn't there someone you can talk to about that?

Yeah. Yeah, except...

y'know he's an opinionated jerk who thinks

life's only about serving other people. So...

Hm. Well... I serve my keepers.

I'm sorry. Your keepers?

I mean, my parents.

No. Doesn't mean I'm subservient.

It means I'm important.

Maybe that's what you're really afraid of.

Being counted on.

Cassie! Here Cassie, Cassie, Cassie.

We should be at home looking after Bo.

You don't think I know that?

Well what are we still doing out here?

Well, I trust her.

Okay, here we go.

Y'know, you think you're the only one in the race.

Well, guess what? There's a new pony on the green.

Racing or golf? Pick a metaphor.

Like it or not, Bo and I are getting closer.

And it's not just because we're living together.

There's something... amazing happening.

I'm very happy for you. Still worried about Bo.

Bo'?

Bo'?

Where is she?

A'.

Glad I wasn't a dog.

Oh my god, Cassie.

Oh my god.

You're okay.

You're okay. I've got you.

Bo?

I've got you. I'm gonna get you outta here.

You're safe now.

You're doing really great, Bo.

Agh, ugh! Where is Dyson?

Watch your step.

I checked Seymour's bank accounts here.

Seems Heratio55 paid him off for information on Cassie.

But, Bo and I cleared Heratio. She questioned him herself.

Well maybe she didn't ask the right questions.

You sold out your own flesh and blood?

It was business. What was I supposed to do?

I had to get paid somehow.

People don't get paid to suck spirits.

Maybe you just suck period.

You know, Tamsin, maybe you're just being

a bit harsh.

Seems Seymour, here, is just a little bit

down on his luck is all.

Oh. Yeah. My heart really bleeds for him.

Who's team are you on, D?

I'm just saying that not everyone has

the kind of luck Bo has.

Yeah? What makes her so damn lucky?

Oh, you know. Just some silly superstition.

Only bought into by idiots.

I'm Iistenin'.

It's Bo's lucky cat. See? Dumb.

What Tamsin's saying is the cat is

imbued with an ancient spirit.

It brings luck to its owner.

And it works?

Uh, not for you. It's Bo's.

Not anymore it isn't.

Ah...!

I needed that.

Listen. Hate to snort and run, but I'm goin' to Reno.

Gonna win me some kitty.

You have no idea.

I'd say wish me luck, but... I don't need it.

Whoa.

Bo?

Why am I in a box?

Ugh...

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

I hate cats.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

Is Bo resting?

Yeah. How's Cassie?

Well, she woke up when the medics came

to remove her from the cave.

I had to give her a sedative.

And her eyesight?

Well, we'll do our best to repair the tissue damage,

but without the oculus our field is limited.

Three oracles, Dyson, all without their eyes.

It doesn't make sense.

That's not the only thing.

The guy that Bo went out on a date with; Heratio55?

Did you get a look at him?

I didn't study his profile. Why?

You recognize him?

It's Kevin Brown.

He was one of the dead bodies from the elevator crash

that went missing from the clinic.

Bo went on a date with a dead man.

I'm bad at birthdays.

It's from Rosa's. Lauren tried to make a cake, but um...

Oh. So that's what happened in the kitchen.

I thought you were night eating again.

You were amazing today.

Mmm.

Mmm.

If there is something better than this,

I have not encountered it.

Don't be so sure.

You still feeling lucky?

Happy birthday to me.

Girls must've hated you.

You're beautiful even like this.

Like what?

Sad.

I know somethings been bugging you.

I've tried to ignore it, but...

Just tell me what it is.

I was born in Hell.

I found out when I was in Tartarus.

My dad is Hades.

Family Christmas card is gonna be awkward this year, huh?

That was him.

Who I sat across from when I made the deal.

Eyes both brown and blue.

That was Hades.

Did you talk to him?

Nope.

Not that it would have made any difference.

No matter how hard I try to get away from him.

No matter how much good I try to do.

He'll always be part of me.

And he'll always find me.

Gift from Daddy.

When I was younger I used to think Freyja controlled me.

Controlled how I felt...

What I did...

Everything.

What changed?

Me.

You got empowered.

Mmm, I got angry.

I need to find a way to separate myself from him for good.

So he can never hurt my real family again.

He's trying to use me for something.

Something terrible.

Then we won't let him.

No.

(Stay 8W3)'-

Cassie.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. You're safe here.

It's me. It's Lauren. Doctor Lewis.

Doctor Lewis.

Where am I?

You're in my clinic. Nobody can hurt you here.

We do need to find out who did this to you.

What do you remember?

No...

Come on. Think back.

What did you see?

Everything.

All of it. The Universe. Every single moment since

the beginning of time. I... I couldn't...

You couldn't... You... You couldn't what?

It was too much.

The beginning.

The end.

The end? The end of-of what?

Oh, come on Cassie. Who did this to you?

Me.

I did. I did.

We did it to ourselves.

Why?

Why would you remove your own eyes?

It was the only way to make it stop.

Bo Dennis.

Nice try, Succubus.

A'